Booba editionprevious boob: >>150899008
>>150917490Please say there are more
This thread is claimed in the name of ass
>>150917490to whoever complimented my shitty davekat, thank you kind anon. I will keep hsg threads up from now on and work on my art more (probably)
>>150917554THE ass?
>Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, but you're also called MOBSTER KINGPIN by your various underlings and goons. Your favourite activities consist of MANHANDLING BROADS (like the one you're holding right now), ROUGHING UP YOUR ENEMIES and EXPANDING YOUR TERRITORY. You are feeling particularly hard-boiled tonight, what will you do?
>>150917616I would do this
>>150917490
>>150917663>pro-anythinghomestuck x e-hentai collab when?
>>150917663desperate
one homestuck with nothing please
>>150917663That's a lot of words explaining they're not a decision maker at all
>>150917490I need to be shrunken and smothered between those tits so badly
time to sleep, goodnight anons
true ending of hsbc meat route.
first for davejade!!!! :D
>>150917859I love social engineering
>>150917490>Additional /hsg/ threadsYou are growing bolder
>>150917859Sorry, Meatcucks try to do liberal democracy and lose to a cake mix corporation. Candychads firebomb Crockercorp fulfillment centers and fuck their hot fishwives.
>>150917902/hsg/ will live on, we bow to no one
>>150917920>postcanonGross.
>>150917920damn, karkat is so sexo with that scars. meenah is nice too.
>>150917986What's wrong with postcanon, my dear coomhead?
I want to kiss Mallum
>>150917585based. all anons should post their stuff more. I love seeing shit people make regardless of it being my ship or not or whatever
>>150917986But postcanon has some of the best Brolee content since act 6 act 3.
>>150917490I miss Expansionstuck and stupid girls with huge assets.
>>150918038What's good about it? Keep in mind: I am neither a teenage girl or an idiot.
>>150918040I support this because it means korpith wins
>>150918173Seems like a loaded question and you're primed to be stubborn! Agree to disagree then.
What's more dinergoth, hazbin or homestuck?
>>150918297Hazbin, Homestuck doesn't know what goth is
>that hiveswap "QNA"kek it's fucking nothing as expected, just more "we're totally working on it guys we swear" and a single piece of background artthis isn't everything but>hauntswitch is happeningsure miles, sure
>>150918321I mean the fanbase
hope that the thread still up when tomorrow hits. wanna draw some stuff and post here.>>150917585ya welcome friend. you drew pretty considering it was on a phone. this stuff is hard.
g'night Moonrunes
>>150918297still not sure what dinergoth means
>>150918297>dinergothfuck off with your made up word
>>150917754NUTTIN??
>>150918510That can be arranged
it's hard to explain why this ship works for well for me without a while ass essaybut I mean, justLOOK AT IT
goodnight gamers
>>150918569ass has competition
>>150918569OH MY GOODNESS HIS WRIGGLER
>>150918569>wearing glasses over the goggleshow much more based can oxnard get
>>150918569woah the meenah/kk one qwq.
>>150918569>just the TrollsThank you. Halfway there. Now we just need the SD cast.
>>150918569Zamn
The Ellith is shocked by sudden displays of lewdness.
homestuck if it were good :p
>>150918652huh is this real?
>>150918569where's the colsla on renity rape?
>>150918668Yes.
Never forget that the pilot ruined Dave.
I like Pilot Dave.
>>150918723thats ellen
>>150918697shows change a lot of stuff from the pilot all the time
>>150918688This was my favorite part of the whole comic, to be honest.
>>150918733But changing something as important as one of the 4 main character's personality is insane.
>>150918697Dave's been ruined for a long time though.
>>150918753True but early comic Dave was peak Dave, and to ruin him right at the start is just cruel.
>>150917490NEED more Jade lewds No dog dicks pls
>>150918569does ellith have self harm scars?poor girl
>>150918791>No dog dicks plsJust doesn't happen these days, sorry.
>>150917791seconded, hope there is an artist in these threads to make that happen
>>150918750it's just a test run for the full range of shit they can do. it can be fixed in the official release, but yeah it was a super poor choice
>>150918753he can have a little happiness
>>150918792Axe swinging on a regular basis can be hazardousA miss or a bad bounce and whoops there's your leg
>>150918844All the happiness went to his happy penis
>>150918723Death
>>150916850I took him to be more "clumsy" and "pretentious" than manipulative. him being so stoic is why he fumbles in relationships and either comes on too strong or too roundabout with overly complicated machincations. I thought it was funny that his method of courtship was to make a whole fucking robotself sparring partner instead of just confessing like a normal person. then it was funny when he accidentally let it slip he just wishes he could send his real self over to jake instead and tries to instantly change the subject of this mishaphim being so in his head all the time makes him accidentally pretentious and arrogant but also exceptionally hard on himself when he cannot live up to his own unrealistic standards
HSBC but its revealed that lord english replaced john's friends on earth c were replaced by robots and the originals were forced to play league of legends.
where the FUCK is the new whiteboard
>>150918899*wwalks into wwhiteboard*
>>150917873second for DaveJade
Here are a group of four kids, none of them have names or any real personality. Name each character and give them a bit of a background (interests, traits, etc.)
>>150918959the only ship that matters!!!!!
>>150918884I always thought about an hsbc au where in the candy timeline where john decided to not have a child and after trying to rescue tavros, he slowly becomes crazy and starts developing homicidal tendencies, believing that nothing is real since they're not canon
>>150919056Cupcakes ass AU
>>150919066elaborate?
>>150919008No.
>>150919096No.
>>150919113please do, the idea interests me
>>150918884>forced to play league of legendswho does everyone main?
>>150919109ok
>>150918569Oh yeah, and the rich one has the best ass so far. Whose do you think is best so far, /hsg/?
>>150919008Prisounebound is better
>>150919096edgy horse murder fanfic
>>150919008Nicholas "Nick" HoxtonPassionate outdoorsman and by that I mean he often gets lost in the greenbelt between his house and the rec centerZane MerlonBMX shenanigans aplenty, voted most likely to break a bone by the end of high schoolMary AsbernInto scrapbooking; carries an instant film camera wherever she goes. Sara TurnerLikes comic books and often imagines beating up her bullies in disturbingly violent scenariosHow'd I do chat
>>150919008jockgoonerprudelegally retarded
>>150918297Homestuck since "dinergoth" just means trailer park trannies
>>150918558The Striders are already disturbing enough without incest. The ship will forever be tainted by Hussie's weird insistence that Bro sexually abused Dave.
>>150918497"dinergoth" is like how alt fashion and fandom stuff have combined into the default white trash culture
>>150919008The green thing looks like she goes on newgrounds. She got into it watching spooky month but ended up falling in love with old newgrounds
>>150919214Pretty good. I particularly like Sara, violent fantasies are all the rage with young girls.
>>150918336>"we're totally working on it guys we swear"I fell for this actually ten years ago.
>>150919718I have more faith in Star Citizen than Hiveswap at this point. And I don't have faith in Star Citizen.
Posters here have very sort attention spans.They often ask questions that have been answered in the same thread, or make statements that have been addressed in the same thread.
the davejade posting will continue
>>150919428way I see it is they are, for various reasons, perfectly equipped to deal with the other and indrectly help them through their hangups
>>150919842maybe they just want a second opinion
>>150919951.....oh vintage!!!did he ever drew young versions of the hs characters i wonder.
>>150919907Thank you
>>150919718what could act 3 possibly have that made it take 10 years
>>150920396A time travel joke that takes ten years to pay off
Faygo Check. aRe YoU cLoWnS pRoPeRlY nUtRiTiAlIsInG yOuRsElVeS?
>>150920492cotton candy is gross, redpop and pineapple are where it's at
>>150920492That looks like some absolutely rude refereshment
>>150920396An incompetent dev team?
>>150920492is that lysanthum piece from the mega, don't think i've ever seen that one. is the mega even still up
>>150920608Meant to reply to this one >>150919951
Who is the worst kid and why is it Jake
>>150920679Even Jake would agree that he's the worst kidAnd that's why I love him
>open /co/ to read the Sunday funnies>HSGoh my fucking god what year is this. how long have you people been back
>>150919008>Codyrun of the mill active kid, loves balls more than he loves woman (hehe) can be short tempered but overall a honest kid>Seth (Zeth) Uses Z in place of "S" because he is "SO COOL". A bit of a moron, lazy, some would think he's just a retard. Would rather be perceived as one to avoid any and all responsibilities. His special trait is his negotiations skills oddly enough.>Jess (Jessica)Bland, emotionless bore that wonders if she is really is alive, Likes cute things to distract her from her own thoughts, A busy bee who only cares about the finish line than journey.>Kaay (Her dad fucked up the birth certificate)A weird mix of a rough tomboy and a hyper feminine girl, has thrown more fists than shouted out words. Her favorite pass time is day dreaming of being a president with an iron rule.
>>150920729Since the animated pilot got announced.
>>150920679>Fumbled an alien baddie>Fumbled a woman that loves her (he became her slave later on)>Fumble a shit>Fumbled a dude by not being gay enough for him>Fumble his own kid
>>150920729Ever since the pilot announcement basically. The jannies just completely given up and we've been having threads like daily.
>>150920764jannies didn't give up, they just got fired and replaced with AI, turns out AI doesn't have personal grudges
I believe not only will the series be greenlit but also that the writers will do the sensible thing and make DaveJade canon in the first few episodes.
>>150920764>>150920753oh okay. well i haven't looked at anything hussie has done in like 10 years so i'll just wish you guys the best
>>150920792They have to, Davekat's been officially declared AI generated Israeli slop
>>150920492im gooning rn to davekat smut so yes im eating well.
>>150920824Praying to the mirthful messiahs that you get good taste
>>150920792This will fix Homestuck + make 1 billion
>>150920808I would have suggested staying for the party but the threads have admittedly been a bit on a downturn recently. Mostly shitposts now. You probably won't miss much for the time being.
>>150920492OV3R H3R3 CH1LL1NG W1TH SUCH YUMMY TR34TS H3H3H3H3
>>150920860What "party", these threads are nothing but endless funerals.
>>150920792DaveJade gets show-canonized at the cost of a completely out of character Dave. Do you accept?
>>150920964Man fuck you. I've been having fun.
>>150919390these people love Hazbin though
I enjoy all ships but I think DaveKat sucks!
>>150919390>trailer park tranniesMY FAVORITE!
I don't mind the wasteland. It's putting me in the proper frame of mind for my fanventure
>>150921035
>>150921236
>>150917490I'm starting to miss when these threads were banned.
>>150921019That is actually an extremely interesting question that I don't have an answer for
Her arrival was foretold in the ancient murals...
>>150918840See, I’d like to believe that, but I’ve been burned to many times over the past decade giving writers the benefit of the doubt, to say nothing of Hussie and the HS team(s).Plus, the clown is apparently down for anything that’s “fun” to whoever is speaking loudest in his ear (i.e his discord jannies).
>>150920927rabbid terezi
>>150921374That’s actually a reference to the characters going to Hell one June and not being able to believe how long the month was after
*wwalks into thread*
>>150921374
>>150921019imagine the new series isn't even a retelling of the canon events, 8ut it's actually a doomed timeline (hence why Dave is completely different. HE'S the one who dooms it) or something.
>>150921685Cucked by a mustard troll....grim
>>150921629>it's not even a dave>it's a roxy on a very special voidy mission
He's such a cuck loserI NEED THIS LITTLE MEXICAN BOY BEHEADED BY CHAINSAW NOW
>>150921895You're almost there. Tavros is literally too dumb to live at that point in the story. If he had died falling down the stairs it would have been the absolute dumbest death in the comic. As it is it ranks top three (right after John getting himself killed and Dave getting murdered)
>>150921914>Dave getting murderedHow was that one dumb? Seemed pretty hard to avoid considering he was new at the game and the entity who killed him was supposedly experienced at killing.
>>150921959I think the part that was particularly dumb about it was his doomed future self setting up the whole thingAnd then just let Dave walk into it
8est ship... I will never forgive Husie for what he stole from me, from us.
>>150922025>HusieFUCK!
>>150922025Husie? Who is Husie? Well, I will not forgive Hussie for taking this away from me, may he burn in a pit of fire for fucking this up. Openbound busted my balls and gave me false hope for any amount of Karezi to be a thing.
>>150922039guy really is a fucking asshole, even hell's too good for him
>>150922025I don't think there's a single shipper alive who feels like they were well serviced by canon. Either the ship was teased and nothing more, or made canon and then squandered. Remember when people lost their shit at Rosemary becoming canon, and then we literally never got to see a single scene of Rose and Kanaya actually being romantic with each other? The next scene we get after their kiss is Rose being a drunk hornses ass and Kanaya kicking Can Town in anger. Remember when Davesprite/Jade was a thing that started and ended completely off-screen? Remember when dead John and dead Vriska briefly dated in a dream-bubble completely off-screen? Remember when Davekat was made ambiguously canon completely off-screen? Remember when Dirk/Jake was a thing and any sort of romantic yaois between them happened completely off-screen? Hussie just doesn't care about romance, period. He in fact seems to deeply loathe the very notion of it. All that romance means to him is some vague coupling of characters to happen completely outside of the story itself. If it isn't grist for his perpetually irony-poisoned snark-train, he doesn't care about it. We never even got a scene where the 4 beta kids all met up, not once. Not ever. Not even a platonic friendly group hug was given to us. That would have been too consolating, too much payoff for years and tens of thousands of words of set-up. Nope, can't have that.Everybody just has to be angry and snarky and impatient and retarded all the time.
>>150922081using my time powers and replacing hussie with moonrunes and leaving hussie in a doomed timeline stuck writing shitty newpaper comics
>>150922081This is how they get you manTeasing the romance is like crack for you shippers
>>150922081>Remember when people lost their shit at Rosemary becoming canon, and then we literally never got to see a single scene of Rose and Kanaya actually being romantic with each other?This shit got me pissed and then the Epilogues made me absolutely fucking livid. When we got this page later on I was hoping beyond all hope that she actually got chainsawed.
>>150922081>I don't think there's a single shipper alive who feels like they were well serviced by canon.I would fucking hope not, catering to shippers should not be anyone's top priority.
>>150922126AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN YOU HAVE BULLSHIT ROSE ALL ABOUT SEEING HER OWN DEATH AS AN ESCAPE AND SAYING TO HERSELF THAT KANAYA WILL EVENTUALLY FORGIVE HER FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AND SHE WAS OKAY WITH THAT???????????
>>150922163It was at that point I was 100% on board with Vriska. Shit is a fake-ass timeline that doesn't matter and everyone is acting so wildly out of character that they're basically unsalvageable. Grab the only bare minimum potential and fuck off and leave everyone else to rot.
>>150922171Meenah and Karkat are perfect, slow down. They don't need to be erased
>>150922081Thing is, his romance drama shit was fine for the first half of the story because most of the screentime was on the sburb plot and things happening. Then come act 6 he makes it slog on and on and on on the drama side but anything good gets skipped over. It just feels like wallowing in an endless pit of misery that gums up all the gears of the actual story and then it GETS RETCONNED ANYWAY SO ALL THAT TIME YOU HAD TO FUCKING READ ALL THAT SHIT WAS WASTED
>>150922159I'm not talking about catering to shippers, I'm talking about Hussie's clear pattern of canonizing a ship and then doing absolutely fuckass-all with it. He hamstrung his own narrative by making any kind of romantic attachment be shunted off-screen, and not even for the sake of pacing, cause lord knows we had tons of long meandering conversations that served fuck-all in service of advancing the plot. There's just something about Hussie that makes him violently spurn any notion of having any sort of sincerity or poignancy or legitimate pay-off in his writing, save for the briefest snippets.
>>150922200kek
>>150917490Every Homestuck character should have a massive pair of knockersEverySingleOne
>>150922191Eh, there is not much of interest you can mine out of a successful fictional relationship. Like that quote about every happy family being the same, but each unhappy family is uniquely so. Once two characters enter a stable relationship it is just that, static. So not much to explore, probably why Hussie wasn't interested.
>>150922210>Lord english with a pair of plump tiddies barely covered by the cairo overcoat.Hm...
Goodnight Meenahkat nation. (I just know that sex between them went crazy stupid good.)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6y7OdpqLFs
>>150922218
>>150922081This is the main issue with Hussie's writing, and it extends far beyond romance. He has absolutely zero idea about how to write a satisfying payoff in any form or fashion. His idea of a payoff is spending a laborious amount of time setting up dominoes and then skipping to the end where the dominoes are already tipped over.Hell, you can see this in the way the final battle happens. So much fucking time is spent going over the stupid plan to finally take down all of the threats. Tons of time goes into explaining who is going where, what everyone is doing and the order it will be done in. And then what happens in Collide? They do it. They just. Fucking do it. This goes against every single fucking rule of writing. It's utterly antithetical to a payoff. If you're going to spend so much time talking about what you're going to do, then everyone is just gonna know what the fuck happens. It makes it so boring as to render the entire thing pointless. Go back and look at literally every single piece of media in which a plan is hatched. Either the plan will be glossed over and not be explained, as to make the actual events that happen exciting, OR the plan that gets explained will blow up in their face and they'll need to improvise and adapt, leading to tension and excitement. Homestuck does neither of these things. It just fucking sets up the dominoes and then skips right to the end.
>>150922216I fundamentally reject that line of thinking and consider it one of the great plagues of fiction theory.
>>150922229Now I don't wanna come off as a weirdo, but, you'd need a crowbar to pry me off of Lady English.
>>150922240Well Hussie did not. And he never did. And the entire comic was working off of that line of thinking. There are many stories that do what you want them to but Homestuck was never, ever one of them, no matter how alluring the toyetic character design and cute banter was.
>>150922231Right, this is just elementary stuff. Problem is that Hussie baked in the climax years ahead of time by having to have it be animated long before he ever got to that part of the story, so I think he just spun his wheels for as long as he could while the whole thing was in production, and then when it was finally done he said, "right, here we are, The End, wrap it up." It all just felt so perfunctory and abrupt compared to all that we had established up to that point.
>>150917490nortubel tier boobs
>>150921019Dave's been OOC for years so yes
>>150922191it's always amazing to see the images people will post that are completely unrelated to the conversation happening in the text part of their post
It just isn't fair.
Vriska would have dumped June
>>150918569Shotacon Meenkat... also damn ellith you gotta eat more bread everyone else is mogging you>>150922221This guy gets it
>>150922102https://youtube.com/watch?v=aAxQDqZUjqU
>>150922081Why the fuck do you want boring on-screen gay makeouts? Hussie played to his strengths, fraught relationships and potential. Nothing is boring or stagnant in this ideal of love. In Homestuck, what's absent is just as important as what's present. It makes you take those kernels of knowledge seriously. That's why Meowrails only have like 3 on-screen conversations not counting the sprites and they're still beloved to this day. A short backstory, a brief peek into the relationship, a tragedy cutting it short. That's a story, not a romance novel.
>>150922589classic ;-;
>>150922636wonder what made her and ghost john break up. why did hussie have to sink them not once but twice
>>150922839Far as i remember she mentions they broke up on good terms, no? So could just been that they had nothing left to say or so because you got literal eternity in the Dream Bubbles.
>>150922839Ghost John did not have the same interactions with vriska as the Real John did, so it makes sense that their relationship would have developed differently; it's a lot easier to handle your gf being a mass murderer if she made you an immortal god before telling you.
>>150922839because Vriska herself is pretty irredeemable.
I'm glad I stumbled upon these threads. It kinda feels like home again. I'll be in these threads until the day I ascend.
>>150923230Welcome back home.
me when i see twitter homestuck fanart
>>150923251I don't know why this made me cry. But it did.
>>150923453
>>150923512I just think it's because I was so into Homestuck when I was younger.... I was with someone for years who despised it and made me stop interacting with the community. He made me abandon my Tumblr, and with that all my friends I made along the way. I come back, restarted my blog, started drawing again and there's a huge part of me that will always love this community and fandom. I'm going to be a Homestuck forever. It made such a huge impact on me when I was younger and I have yearned to be back home.
So apparently this video was made by the same guy who made March Eridan, and the entire thing is lost media except for this one clip
>>150923571I do really like me some March Eridan. I'm pretty sure I remember that video...I wonder if the folks on tumblr could find the original. Have a shitty little eridan doodle I did
>>150923571Shit, I thought I remembered this guy's name. It wasn't Gelasticat, was it? No that was someone else...
>>150923631AbortedSlunk aka AbortedSkunk aka PaigeTart
>>150923646Ah, that rings a bell.People really gave this guy a lot of shit back in the day for his ugly art. Apparently he did some monster designs and those looked really good? didn't one of them get used in the comic at some point?
>>150923629It's a cute Eridan! I love it!
>>150922839Its the same sort of logic as "people don't have character arcs".Also, Hussie wanted her for himself.
>>150923721Haha, thank you kindly anon, it was the first doodle I did when I came back to the fandom/community after like 10 years
>>150917490>>150918899sorry yall life got in the way happy hatching day to the new whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
>>150923571Judging by that clip i will assume this is culled media, not lost.Nobody lost this, they terminated it.
>>150922159He kinda did, though.Or, more specifically, he catered to the community the shippers came from. The same people who've cancelled him over the most asinine.shit imaginable.Now he's their personal woofbeast.
>>150924000marketable plushie eridan...
Good morning, /hsg/.
>>150923512SUCKED INTO VOID
>>150924056Good morniing two you two what are your plan2 for today
Oxnard
>>150924219She Ox on my nard till I oniix
oxnard montalvo
>>150924219The nerd.
>>150924506the wwizard gets the girls
>>150923542That's encouraging to hear! It sucks how so many people have been radicalized to write off anything Homestuck-related just because of its fandom. There's a lot of fascinating sci-fi themes that people are missing out on because they shove it into the "Tumblr ghetto."Would you mind linked your blog, perchance?
>>150924558>wwhat radicalized you>davecat
>>150923571It's not lost media, the entire animation is just those few seconds
>>150924506why is noxy floating
>>150918569>Well hi there Nessie, how ya doin' toda->Dayum!!Purple gal is is made like cake store. She's a certified buffet
>>150924615Noxy does not abide by the rules of time, space, or physics.
>>150924424There's something wrong with him but they don't have a name for it yet
>>150924558https://z3tsumy0n4.tumblr.com/ :33 I don't mind
>>150924623does she play an electric guitar too?
>>150918672You really think it's gonna be posted HERE?Check the red board in a few days>>150922523No. Skinny Ellith is best Ellith. Forever a sexy bean pole>>150918850Also she's a wood carver. And you learn leasons such as "dont point your tools towards your body" by fucking up.
dirk strider owes me hugs
>>150924685>No. Skinny Ellith is best Ellith. Forever a sexy bean poleBut all the other girls have big butts. She stands out
>>150923762anon's alive! it's ok no rush on these, I was just worried you when dissapeared. thanks for always hosting the boards by the by
>>150924703Exactly
>>150922210
her
Jadebloods own me titfucks
>>150924763haha no. They're all DEAD, remem8er? You're gonna 8e ru88ing against 8ONES and ASH and CORPSES. Not to mention ALL TROLLS ARE MALE SO THAT MAKES YOU GAY (as discussed last thread)
jade makes me feel very funny
Post classics.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gRfnjppLWc
>>150925030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggflkQjV1Nw
>>150925030Right on cue because the Homestuck re-release update is on this part nowhttps://homestuck.com/005210
>>150925074Pretty amazing how fast everything goes wrong
>>150925054>I'M NOT FINISHED>I'M NOT DONE>I'M FINISHING MY PAINTING
How much would things change if Jade never fused with Bec?
...heh.
>>150925249game over wouldnt have been so bad probably
>>150922610Yeah romance novels are better written.
This is one of my favorite panels in the whole game.
>>150925030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POIyGamReZ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKfP9N28bukhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Up0dLzNwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=putjAaQTUbUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE0_eNIJuE8
>>150925337Why does all Homestuck fan music suck? The fucking bronies outdid us on this one.
>>150925344They always do.
The rerelease just reached the best panel in the entire comic.
>>150925344only the 3rd is a fansong, anon
>>150925355>>150925391Alright, to be fair, I do love Caliginous Waltz.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFSsz2KSYg&list=RDOWFSsz2KSYg&start_radio=1>IF I'M DANCING THIS DANCE>I WON'T STAND A CHANCE>HER GRIP OF ROMANCE MAKES ME FALL>SO I GUESS MIGHT AS WELL>DANCE THIS TANGO TO HELL>AT LEAST I'LL HAVE TANGOED AT ALL
>>150925030https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7bpv5xyrOYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbxu8jl_jVU
>>150925407well since we're posting fansongs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDPUr9Krfs8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_jmhEAgd0khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTVzX-Jv3Rwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OnPs3xFFBM
>>150923358>implying chocolate Jade isn't erotic.
>>150925545zamn
>>150925545but chocolate kills dogs anon...
should I read this from the beginning again for like the 10th time? I feel like I should
>>150925545i'm gonna have to see this image in white to opinionate
BRINGBACKPROSPITCEST
>>150925545
>>150917490Status of Jade's dog dick?
>>150925602yummy.
>>150923358me when i see twitter homestuck fanart
>>150925602Still the only recorded case since 2016 of a character getting a dick instead of having it chopped off.
>>150925591I mean this doesn't stop Jade from being a deep bronze island girl
>>150925602knot fully swollen and LOCKED inside Rose's vagina
>>150925602At bayShe's currently trying to get her ladybits blasted by her brother as per>>150925581
I ALWAYS WANTED ROSE AND JADE TO INTERACT AND BE GIRL FRIENDSBUT NOT LIKE THISNOT LIKE THIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!
>>150925545the darkest jade's skin should go is a decent tan
>>150925681I wanted Jade to have her obscene magic dick and impregnate tons of girls with it, and while I wasn't looking an entire monkey's paw curled up, and then extended the middle finger
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>150925747HOLY SHIIIIIT!!!
>>150925747I like this
>>150924575nope>After finding the original SWF thanks to people on Twitter, I decided to upload an HD version of the snippet on here for archival purposes because this video is really funny. Lyrics are turned off for this video though.>Apparently, the rest of the animation is lost media, confirmed by people remembering how there used to be more animation, and a bunch of unused lyrics in the file of the animation itself.
>>150924631?
>>150925845Another happy detransitioner I presume
would they win?
>>150925591I'm afraid this doesn't work when you have John call Dave's brother a "white rapper".
>>150925872Jade solosJohn solosDave solosEven rose solos and she's the weakest beta kidI mean come on, fucking Jake could kill the knight.
>this is the "woman" who originally drew march eridan and made a significant subsection of HSG goon to crossdressinglol figures
>>150925920Looks halfway molten in the microwave.
>>150925872Depends on if SOUL bullshittery is involved. If not, obviously yes.
>>150925591I still kinda agree with the argument that Dave enraging Gamzee was Hussie unintentionally making a microaggression allegory
>>150925872if they're in the dark world, Deltaverse wins due to Kris' determin8ion, unless John has Retcon (which destroys the structure of ANY consequential narrative), in which case the 8eta kids win
>>150925920I had a march eridan in my school binder my friend traced when I was like 13 lol
>>150925845>>150925869Yeah, that's me. Lol. I never transitioned to anything, I just was trying some things out in my many years on this planet. I actually have to update that to 33.
New beforus ancestor behind the scenes info by vibri>actually one of vriskas designs i did before we settled on everything was making her like.....a waspy school principal . LMFAOOO
>All of Homestuck acts 1-5 were done in a little over 2 yearsBeing a reader from the beginning must've been fucking unreal
>>150925964god lol he's so fucking DESPERATE to be a cool white boi who is hip with the blacks, what a fucking loser
>>150926045I thought it only ended in 2019?
>>150926045>Being a reader from the beginning must've been fucking unrealthere was such incredible promise and momentum before Act 5.1, before then the comic could do no wrong and it seemed ready to wrap in another year
>>150926045Sure, I checked for updates every day while I worked on sburb liteWhat a bizarre time to be alive
Tamers jumping into new fandoms give me hope he will someday make a Homestuck video.
>>150926045That was one of the many things that got Homestuck attention. It had no schedule for updates, you could get one or even three updates on the same day, you always had something new to talk about.
>>150926045I started reading when the alpha kids were introduced and it seemed like the gigapause lasted 15 years from my perspective
>>150926095turns out abusing amphetamines will in fact make you an output god, but if you don't finish the work before the crash ruins your life then lol everyone will know and watch you burn alive
>>150926039>Busty mean mommyOh hell yeah
>>150926101I stopped reading when the alpha kids were introduced. We are opposites. I feel sorry for you.
>>150924926Actually, in the previous thread it was determined that:>Troll slurry is a substance they vomit, as per Hussie's Commentary in Book 4 Act 5 Act 1, p. 312>the comic states the material is combined BEFORE being shoved in the Mothergrub, meaning it couldn't be similar to sperm cells nor egg cells>As such, this substance must be a loose-protein string that binds with the protein string provided by their partner
>>150926129I was only 12 years old, if I had read it any earlier I wouldn't have liked it
>>150926039>vriska was almost a stuck-up principal in a pencil skirtI don't think my penis would have survived this honestly.
>>150926039>this was my first pass of designs, u can see how feferi is like a full blown princess cabaret girl lolmore early designs
I'm gonna miss them..
>>150926131>troll slurry is a substance they vomitso trolls vomit semen. Doesn't make them any less male.>material is com8ined 8efore 8eing shoved into the mother8rub (female)still doesn't mean it's different from sperm. I'm not a ecto8iologist, 8ut I'm pretty sure you can mix up cum and still get a 8itch pregnant.>protein stringsounds like semen to me
>>150926164feferi and vriska are waaaaaaaay 8etter designed here. should've stuck with these
>>150926169cant wait for candykarkat to ditch everyone so they can make EVEN MORE shitty davekat angst
>>150926164damn, fef and kayana got nerfed hard
>>150926185i think this vriska is reaalllllyyyyy boring but i do agree that the feferi is a bit nicer
>>150925845Is that a woman!? How could this happen...
>>150926190I can't wait for the pilot to never get picked up which kills all momentum and desire to keep pretending BC isn't worthless, which ends the comic and finally closes the coffin on this terrible story
>>150926208I didn't know if it was a woman or a tranny cause of the small tits and mention of being genderfluid
>>150925959Fact: balding increases magical prowess
>>150926217But HSBC was started back up again before the pilot was even announced
>>150924716I remember making that. The context was the effect of processed human food on malnourished lowbloods. First not as a fetish thing, then explicitly so.Where's the followup?
>>150926229the point is that the crowd of people hanging on to this are expecting a payout and it to lead to something, if it doesn't then who the fuck is going to stick around to work on a dead comic and deader game
>>150926144I am not blaming you. I understand. I just pity you that you were under such circumstances.
>>150926222Definitely a woman, though I can see why there would be confusion. I uhh, am just not well-endowed.
I'm so fuckign tired, and i almost gave up half way and my hands kinda hurt, 8ut HERE IT IS!!!!!!!! Day THREE???? FOUR???? of Drawing Aranea Every Single DAY!!!!!!!! I drew a meme 8ecause my hatred for Worst Serk flared up again. Also I found it funny.
as soon as I post my meme, all conversation suddenly stops........ is it really that good? jesus
>>150926022tranny coded post
>>150926175>I'm pretty sure you can mix up cumSperm cells cannot merge with other sperm cells, no.Egg cells hypothetically can, in a sense, but only if a third agent extracts the nucleus of one and injects it into another.>sounds like semen to meSemen is a fluid containing sperm cells. Sperm cells are specific, well, cells structured with a head encasing the nucleus, a mid-piece containing the Mitochondria, and the tail for movement. So, no, troll slurry is not be comparable to it.
>>150926332I want to be mean over your dogshit horrible taste, but good work anon, keep up the progress.
>>150926427>dogshitoh........ so you're gay?
>>150926427me when I lie
>>150926416Okay lol. I mean I do love march eridan so I guess it's not too far off.
>>150926068>it seemed ready to wrap in another yearImagine how much better the final product would have been exponentially better if it had.
>>150926332Next you must learn to draw 8oobs
>>150926473anon, I dream of it every single goddamn day, it's like being trapped under broken glass and just on the other side you can barely see the timeline where it didn't go wrong
oh my god
>>150926487this. I need 8oo8 practice, and as soon as I get it, every non-vriska serk I draw will have massive tits
>>150926495oh my fucking goooood
>>150925581THREEYEARS
>>150925545This Jade looks really fucking good, but only because she's on model. 90% of black Jade art I see make her look ugly.
>>150924763Especially him>>150926516No lanque kisses? Sad.
>>150926623No man has done so much damage than him
>>150926643to my ass? yes
>>150926623but WHY did they make him so hot
>>150926623more of this please
>>150926623>lanquetits.pngwhat fucking tits bro????
>>150926495>>150926516why does a lawless hellscape produce so many 10/10s? is it the eugenics?
>>150926671shut the fuck up and enjoy the show
>>150926423>sperm cells cannot merge with other sperm cellstrue, 8UT (apparently), you can still com8ine two different male genetic codes and make a sperm to impregn8 an egg to make a rat, so it should 8e a8le to make an alien insect
>>150926698What show??? There's nothing THERE
>>150926671he has soft fuckable pecs here sorry if you cant see it
>>150926741he's so fucking handsome it's not fair, I wasn't meant to be a fag.
>>150926735Use your eyes, anon. Do you see those pecs???
>>150926735>What show???the gun show, baby. check out that bod
lanque fucking sucks
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASEDB BASEWDB ZASED FO FUCKING HASEDF
>>150926815-the souls dry of every anon in bed
>>150926817this 8ut instead it's Alpha Jade instead of (8eta Roxy?)
lanque and marvus have no right being as hot as they are
>>150926848No
John's semen belongs in Terezi's "pail", NOT Vriska's.
>>150926865Silence FOID
>>150926815cock and clit with his blackberry flavored lipstick
>>150926901John does NOT 8elong to gray meat of any kind. He is for human women (Jade, Roxy, Rose, Jane, his grandmother, Rose's mom, gender8ent Dave, June (from another timeline), etc.)
>>150926865this nigga wears diapers
>>150926935This is the most single handedly worst take in all of Homestuck history. Bar none.
>>150926947
>>150926956cringe opinion. Go 8ack to your slums, creature
>>150926947>>150926960sex with all of them
>>150926865counterpoint: armpits
>>150926906>>150926949>>150926987additionally, chahut has no right being as hot as she is
besides pesterquest is there other homestuck related visual novels?
>>150927023idk
Just gonna leave this here
>>150927023there's Friendsim which is technically Hiveswap, 8ut Hiveswap is a Homestuck spin-off
Since John fucks troll women, does r63 John fuck troll men?(No, i don't mean tranny shit.)
i found a bunch of hs vn on itchio uhul.
>>150927100Male TZ is for Femkat
>>150927099looking at it rn.
>>150927023>>150927099Pesterquest is a direct sequel to Friendsim and I would definitely recommend playing Friendsim first
Been sick, only three this time around. Big Nate, Thief of Space. DingDongVG (lol), Mage of Time. Kasane Teto, Muse of Time.
>>150927125Yurr
I can speak for everyone when I say that femkarkat belongs to the public.
>>150927174
How does Karkat's manlet rate carry over to FemKat considering there's no such thing as a womanlet or womanlet rage.
>>150927192
>>150927208all short people are angry. You ever met a short woman
>>150927210
>>150927208The secret to genderbends is you shouldn't do anything different besides giving them a pussy and boobs
>>150927220what is with small things and being satanic? chihuahuas are also devil worshippers
>>150927208>there's no such thing as a womanlet or womanlet rageELOHFUCKINGEL
>>150927148That's a bloodswap, not a genderswap, dunkass
>>150927220as a short woman I can confirm this is true
>>150927260they are small, so their anger 8uilds up more quickly, since it has no place to circul8 in their 8ody
>>150927220As someone that has dated a 5'1 woman before I can surely confirm those creatures will ball check you when tested. If they are short AND plus sized....lord knows you're messing with a nuclear reactor
>>150927138oooh i didnt knew pesterquest was a sequal!! no wonder it mentions a bunch of characters I didnt saw.
>>150927287shortstacks are the angriest people imagina8le? who would've guessed
>>150927264I'm juggling 9 different threads sorry!!
>>150918127is there a booru for these?
>>150927302does "shortstack" actually just mean a short fatass? the only "shortstack" art i've seen has been disturbing dwarfism furry shit
>>150927307>9 different threadswhich ones?
>>1509273298asically, yes. It's for short and thick women
>>150927302That ain't what a shortstack is you shitty vriska roleplayer
>>150927329short and "stacked," usually boobwise
>>150918127I still draw Homestuck bitches with huge assets. Sometimes. I should draw some more.
>>150927355shhhh it's aranea's typing quirk, 8ut whatever
FemKat would absolutely be a 4'10" womanlet, but if you think she's getting anything other than a below average chest, you're out of your tree. The seethe must be eternal!
>>150923762
>>150927386>you're out of your treeWhat kind of fucking phrase is that???? How old are you????
I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea, I love Aranea.
>>150927145>kyubey, sylph of hope>madoka kaname, muse of hope>homura akemi, witch of time>dr eggman, thief of time>anon (4chan), bard of space>bartleby montclair of dresden (tamers12345), lord of life>postal guy (postal 2), prince of mind>gaster (deltarune/undertale), muse of void>fred (old youtube personality), page of rage>soundwave (transformers), maid of mind
>>150927458Just make another hypnosis thread.
>>150927486with less bitching
>>150927058It was a simpler time.
>>150922163Don't forget, poor John's only like this because he's had to spend the last 30 years with fake people.
why does everyone draw Jade with a fat cock and fucking half the female cast. I don't get it. Is that canon? Surely not.
>>1509274588ased Aranea chad. Who knew so many people itt had correct opinions
>>150927594yes, it's canon. In the Epilogues, ir's revealed that Jade has a Radioactive Dog Penis, and on Beyond Canon (which, ironically is official and canon), she fucks Rose and impregn8s her
>>150927594would it kill one of them to draw up Jade wagging her tail while standing with every other girl who are all heavily pregnant and pissed
>>150927594It's from shitty post-canon stuff that trannies love. Everyone else left in disgust, sorry.
>>150926623
>>150927639That would ROCK honestly.
>>150927386I'm stealing the "you're out of your tree", It's so out there it might just stop someone in their tracks lol.
>>150927635>Beyond CanonIt's in the name, Anon. Everything not OG Homestuck has been religated to "dubiously canon", which means "pick and choose what you want to be real/safely ignore or don't, I'm not your dad".
>>150927652I went through his route on YouTube to get this screenshot and got horny for him all over again
>>150927684i.e. "I am an inconsistent coward of a creative who can't commit"
>>150926246I think they are just reading the comic because they like the words and images.
>>150927684everything I say is canon actually (My dad works for Homestuck)
>>150927700That's Hussie always though.
>>150927746good lord that jade and roxyim gonna coom
>>150925747MUH DICK
>>150927853They literally just look like their sprites
>>150927904she should smack him with her Radioactive Dog Penis instead
>>150927904I KNOWIT MAKES ME COOM
>>150927916>no earsRetard.
I wish more players in Homestuck went grimdark
>>150927931>>no earswhat
>>150927700Same Hussie day, same Hussie hour
>>150927941No dog ears. I get that you're a tranny with all the mental issues that follow, but that's not a dog tier Jade.God, I wonder how disappointed your parents are in you.
>>150927952no need to 8e so mean a8out it 8'(
>>150927940every character should have ONE grimdark moment. This would fix Homestuck
>>150926935salty, non-gray human hands typed this post
>>150927967*throws u into spidermoms bulbous tummy*
>>150927967*shoots you with one of those cow-killing guns*
>>150927100femJohn is the number 1 cause of shattered bones for male trolls in Earth-C, yes
>>150927904what is even plapping here
>>150927985>>150927990why are you guys doing this to me 8'(
>>150928017Dry humping her butt
>>150928017her feet on Dave's face(?)
>>150928028Dogdick posting needs to die already. Israeli generated fucking fetish posts.
>>150926865I want Lanque to take me out and hypnotize me for being a drain on his patience.
>>150927941The DogCock is a byproduct of god tiering and fusing with her dream self who had earlier been fused with male superdog Becquerel. No ears, no cock. Just one of many great calamities caused by Bec prototyping himself.
>>150927952So you admit dogtier Jade would have a dog penis?
>>150928068No, because that's tranny shit. But if you're going to do your smug little retard song and dance you should probably pay attention to what you reply to.But you can't expect anything smart from a dogdick fag. It'd be like expecting a funny joke from modern Hussie.
>>150928053That's what ardata is for
>>150928052thats the one good thing about alternia. no jews.
>>150928103Why does absolutely no one remember Ardata even exists?
>>150928057John should've retconned it so that she always had a dog cock>>150928052stop 8eing so islamaphobic, chuddie
wiggler
Whiteboard drawing requests? (lewds perhaps...? Pretty sure i can do that on the whiteboard I would just have to catbox it after)
>>1509281558ased cali8orn
>>150928102Chill out bro, it's just a drawing
>>150928006It doesn't work like that because then she's just a slut, not a chad.
>>150928169dave, dirk and terezi shredding it. and by it i mean a big wave at the beach
Why is it always vriskafags
I'm straight but girls with penises are the superb pick even if you never choose to sub.Don't even @ me those are facts.
>>150928196you dont understand my concern anon, the mortality rate has been increasing steadily for years now
>>150928216Think about the mental illness required to have a Serket as your favorite character, and you'll have a pretty good idea.
>>150928221>I'm straight
>>150928255>ANDREW BAD
>>150928169Bronya punishing Lanque (sexually)
>>150928102>trannyo8sessed. It's not even that. May8e if you stopped 8eing such a 8igoted loser chud, you'd 8e smart enough to figure that out. Keep seething. The RADIOACTIVE DOG PENIS is canon. It happened, it's a part of the story, and Jade FUCKED Rose and creampied her multiple times.
>>150928169Vriska putting me to sleep, duh…
>>150928221>girls with penises
here is my shitty transparent davekat, please enjoy it. I fixed it up from yesterday
>>150928216well a vriskafags are mentally ill faggots-in-denial. o8viously
>>150928299yeah nigga in the world of fantasy fiction you can have such things.
>>150928306I have to fix it again there's like, a small error that I didn't see, what the fuck
>>150928294>It's not even thatLmao futafags really are the most deluded motherfuckers on the planet. I'd rather you just be an outright out and proud tranny at this point, at least you'd be honest.
>>150928216Insufferable character, insufferable fans.
>>150928199Great idea>>150928288Bet>>150928295Spider pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil (ok)
>>150928348>honestthe only person needing to 8e honest is YOU. Trannies occupy way too much of your mind for you to simply "hate" them. It's like you have deep caliginous feelings for people who identify as transgender. Either start h8fucking transsexuals, or stop 8eing such a little 8itchy chud a8out it every time I comes up>8oohoohoo I SHIT my pants everytime someone talks a8out something I don't like :(that's you right now, 8igot>>150928394this.
>>150928464Enough with the quirk.
>>150928481why?
>>150928492Because it's annoying and makes you look like an even bigger dipshit. Get a trip already.
As Space Days fans, we here at hsg respect trans folks. If you don't like it you can get out.
>>1509285118ut I don't wanna look like a dipshit or a faggot 8(Only fags use trips, and only dipshits hate typing quirks
>>150928519Only cute pooners
>>150928612this. ugly trannies need not apply
>>150928612The Moonrunes method... respect.
>>150928538no one but the most retarded of socially inept individuals use typing quirks, sincerely sincerely kill yourself. I bet even trannies dont fuck you
Yes ButKanayaposting
Transmasc Renity when?
>>150928656keep seething. Your unsu8stanti8ed claims are not only ignorant, 8ut also exemplary of the sheer stupidity or someone 8igoted
Cascade anniversary in 5 days!!!!!
John :)
>>150928612pooners almost sounds endearing.
>>150928656stop being mean challenge
>>150928724newfag here: what's cascade again? I read through the comic, but I don't remember every single thing from it
>>150928743(impossi8le)
>>150928721kankranea fanchild...
>>150928745The one where Jade god tiers and just about everything imaginable happens.
Here it is, I have finally arrived at the most important page of all.
Todays been a good birthday, migjt actually get off my ass and draw later. Any ideas for John variants?
>>150928755lol I was trolling and I didn't even think of that
>>150928745Cascade is one of the biggest flashes. Just look on youtube and youll recognize it
>>150928721lmao using big words to make yourself seem smarter. does that work to pick up guys? ugly ugly guys?
Have a (fixed again) transparent davekat
>>150928767golden john
>We never got Vriska making direct contact with Caliborn for this to effectively go down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG0tpL9zJ0E
._. kinda want to see candy!karkat violently make out and have sex with robot!dave. angst "robot breaking bolts and cogs" sex.
Migrate:>>150928794>>150928794>>150928794
>>150928779some 8eing so mean!!!!!!!! >8(
>>150928784aww really cute :)
>>150928798°=°I dont
>>150928784pilot!davecat...or maybe he's just trying to piss him off. as it should be
>>150928745The actual end of the comic.
Homestuck's humor is kinda contagious.
>>150928767homosuck john, ace shirt john
>>150928766History in the making. Kek.
>>150928767Troll john
