Let's try that again
>>150917980At least this one is on-topic.
>>150917980This is actually adorable and cute.
Let's never try at all
>>150918603>>150918036Keep this one up for when the other one ends
>we JOBBED
Janny woke up again... RUN!
>>150920073Janny didn't like people disrespecting Gardevoir...
>>150917980You're telling me they're not even boyfriend and girlfriend? So what's the problem with Deku shooting his semen inside Maka's uterus violently like a pinball machine?
>>150919493Welp. Let's see if this one gets deleted too.
Well, that was quick
>Imagine there's no jannies...>It's easy if you try>No bans below us>Above us, only gems>Imagine all the anons>Postin' on-topic>Ah...
>>150920095Maka is just shy about her feelings.
>>150920079>>150920073All of our heroes are fodder...KINGtos, Hulk, Superman...None of them can stop it...
>>150920095Deku saves his spermies for Bakugo's mouth while Ochaco pegs him actually.
>leave janny to ME!!!
poll status?
>>150920113We don't even have a proper recurring schizophrenic in our threads.
>>150920155>Frieren: 523>MK: 131>Sakuya: 525>Samus: 527
>>150920184Coincidentally, the ladies' votes also directly correlate to how cute their feet are.
>>150917980>maka and soul arent a couplelame and gay
>>150920184>MKMoon Knight?!
>>150920277No, the fat latino who plays Smash Bros.
>>150920315Oh, that's... way worse.
*Asura angrily knocks on KINGtos' door*>KINGTOS!!!! DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TAKE MY PACKAGE!?*KINGtos opens the door, only in his bath robe*>Oh, hello, Asura! What's this about a package?*Asura angrily sighs, before recomposing himself*>The delivery man said he delivered the top class chili peppers I need for my curry, but I can't find the package anywhere! What's more, he said a bald effeminate man said he was signing for me and took the package! You wouldn't have happened to see this happening, did you?*KINGtos puts his finger on his bearded chin, and looks up to the sky*>Hmmm... I can't say that I have, friend. Truly, I am sorry.*Asura sighs once again, this time, a mixture of disappointment and regret.>A-And I'm sorry for snapping at you, KINGtos. It's just that I'm really on edge. I fear that my peppers may have been taken by the GAY PEPPER BANDIT, who has been stealing all the peppers in the neighborhood, and SHOVING THEM UP HIS ASSHOLE! I heard he even took Goku's and ruined his taco dinner!*KINGtos reaches behind his back and awkwardly yet gently 'scratches' his rear*>Man, this GAY PEPPER BANDIT has been shoving PEPPERS up his asshole? What a weirdo... well, Asura, just always know that, if you fear anything being taken in the future, you could have them delivered to me! I'll be sure to take GOOD care of any spicy vegetables!*Asura smiles*>Thank you, KINGtos. You're a true friend.
Why does janny keep beating us? Why are we so weak?
>>150920552we don't have enough statements
>>150920552Why doesn't Death Battle just get banned to /trash/?Why the hesitation?
>>150917980Gravity and electric dust don't create magnetic effect , they turn you into unkillable demigod
>>150920806Because it's an integral part of /co/.
>>150920806We are board culture
I literally warned you all, committing the same mistakes as /dbs/ will get these halls nuked into the netherrealm. Yet none of you listened to my warnings.
>>150921170I fucking hate /dbs/ and don't engage in their ape brained babble, but I am also the highest IQ poster here at a solid 93
'Member when retards kept trying to convince people Luffy was weak to fire to push an absolutely retarded match of Luffy vs that Fairy Tail guy? I 'member.
>>150917980Maka and Soul would deny being in a relationship, even while Maka is trying to push the baby out and screaming at Soul who is awkawardly holding her hand.
>>150921202That's ironically the cutest thing about their chemistry
>>150921188Luffy vs Natsu makes sense dough because one is Nika and the other is END
>>150921170>committing the same mistakes as /dbs/Existing? Making fun of jannies?
>>150921188>'Member when retards kept trying to convince people Luffy was weak to fire to push an absolutely retarded match of Luffy vs that Fairy Tail guy?Luffy regularly punches hard and fast enough to ignite his own fists, like that's a whole thing he does, he even has a name for the technique.Do these retards watch the things they beg for battles from?
>>150921337It's not uncommon for people to request a matchup solely because one of the guys they like is in it while knowing next to nothing about the other character.
>>150921188Why would Luffy be specifically weak to fire? Because rubber melts?To be fair Luffy operated on fucking cartoon logic even before G5 reveal. Gear 3 is him making one limb giant with corresponding INCREASE in durability and strength because "he puts air into his bones".
I just found out that "bear" actually means "brown one", most Germanic languages refused to use a proper noun for the creature and called it things like "honey eater". In Greek they were called "Arktos". Shocking. Like a name for a Bizarro Kratos. So I looked into what "tos" meant, "great". "Kra" means "power", so "Kratos" means "Great Power". Very intriguing. So I wondered what "ark" could be and turns out it comes from a noun meaning "defense". A great power vs a great defense.
>>150921681>Getter GGetter Robo needs their match-up, now.
>>150921681Tbf, that doesn't totally seem like a ridiculous impossible coincidence.We have words like offense and defense; such things are closely related. Ark and Kra are likely so similar because they were designed that way. A bear being Arktos is quite cosmically funny, however.
>>150921681What does this imply about grizzly bear scaling?