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How can a penis be delicious
>>150923178Much like the fish in ancient Egyptian mythology, Alan is a dick-eater.A literal dick eater. He thinks they're food.
Bump
>>150923924I bet that's what it looked like
>>150923172Is it really like any surprise at all that Allan was bi/gay
>tfw the cool autistic gamer didn’t show up this timeDamn Pim, you really should’ve let him do his thing. I think he’s depressed.
>>150924086Why do people who emphasize their Ts like The Cool Autistic Gamer and have all those other stereotypical speech quirks get called autistic and accept it, but guys like me who are insanely smart and can write like scholars get labeled autistic by forceand no one will drop it?
>>150924157>forceandARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING METHE ONE TIME I NEEDED IT TO WORK
>>150923172>Sucks on Charlie's nose>Calls a penis "delicious"Allan being a faggot/bifag is not surprising. I'm shocked it took this long for anyone to point out
>>150924178Charlie is gay throughout the show so far. Wondering when they’ll try to backtrack that lol
>>150925105Charlie and Allan fuck for an entire episode, uncensored
>>150925105Charlie literally has a gf
>>150925105>>150925137And he's a good catholic boy. He respects people's choice to live however they want, but the bible says that it's a sin so he doesn't do that.
>>150925635Don’t think I don’t notice the camp in your tone, but do people actually not feel alienated by this? I’m asexual, not gay, but hating fags pacifistically is still hating fags.
You can think a penis looks delicious without being gay
>>150924077Allan isn't gay. He had sex with a woman at the beginning of his special episode and according to her, he's great at bed. Maybe he's a little bi
>>150925671Well, Alan bites people's noses unprompted, so fuck him and his bi/gay respect.
>>150925671>I’m asexual, not gay, but hating fags pacifistically is still hating fags.That's not hating fags. Hatred has a very narrow application in the bible
>>150925679Are you saying that you can find a penis aesthetically pleasing without being a sexual thing?
>>150924157It's because you need to make fun of yourself nigga
>>150925696>little biHe sucked Charlie´s nose like if he was doing a blowjob
Alan is lucky Charlie didn't report his sexual harassment
>>150923172Alan is NOT gay! He has relationships with men, and sex with women.
>>150923172What did he mean by this?
>>150923172the mr. frog episode was better
>>150926108Not by a long shot. The triplets were fucking great
>>150926156>7 minutes of "my penis">the joke is "my penis">a character is gay for the penisthis wasn't smiling friendsthis was rick and morty written by vivziepop
>>150925679You can think a penis looks fine or even good without being gay, if you think it looks "delicious", you're definitely at least a little gay.
You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises. To say that you cannot evaluate some penises as being better looking than others in a non-biased and factual way under any context just shows how emotional and irrational some people are. It's like saying you can't judge men as attractive or unattractive without being gay.
Not gonna lie, I did read the Moleman as being a representation of creepy fans, especially during the scenes where the cave is full of their photos.
>>150926251>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.That's what Pim and Charlie had, Allan on the other hand was literally implying that he wanted that dick in his mouth.
>>150924157You aren't posting cool cartoon clips is why
>>150926192Why are you insecure around penises
>>150926251Allan is bisexual chud, accept it.
>>150926283Moleman 100% is poking fun at parasocial sleepycabin/oneyplays fans that have a wikipedia tier memory of all their conversations.
I literally look at femboy cocks all the time and think they're delicious, but that doesn't make me gay, as femboys aren't really gay, and I probably maybe wouldn't most likely not want to put a femboy cock in my mouth dude.
>>150926283With him poorly replicating Zach's "Tomar what would you do if" hypotheticals, it's definitely a commentary on fans.
>>150926251I'm surprised nobody has outright disagreed with this yet, but if you think a penis can look weird, misshapen, or ugly, that means you have some kind of standard for what a good penis looks like.
>>150927787>the poop smells disgusting>that means you have some kind of standard for what good poop smells like
>>150928003ayo dis nigga think his poop be smellin like roses
>>150923172Well hes shaped like a wiener and sucked on Charlie's nose What did ya expect
I don't think Alan wants to suck his dick, I think he wants to bite it off and eat it.
>>150926283>Ngl I read the water as being wet, especially when I touched it and it was wetThe trope of covering your walls with photographs has been a part of the obsessive stalker archetype since the invention of photographs. It's completely fucking obvious that was their intention, not some unique observation.
>>150928144Does this make a person gay if its not for sexual purpose? I genuinely don't know.
>>150928237Does eating powdered deer penis make one gay?
>>150928144That's how it came accross to me as well
>>150925696Whoever said that was a woman? Maybe he fucked a tranny like Cory Spazkid
>>150923172Does Allan even have a penis? He doesn't wear pants and it seems he has nothing down there. Maybe it's just some penis appreciation since he doesn't have one
>>150926283Yeah, him listening to Pim and Charlie why they chopped it up playing video games was a little too on the nose. Throwing out a shitty hypothetical sealed that it was an OneyPlays reference. Because they don't do hypotheticals in Smiling Friends, at least not out of the writer's room (in the pilot, you can definitely tell the Mr. Boss scene was based on a Zach hypothetical of "What would you do if you were called into your boss's office and he started breast feeding a homunculus?")
>>150927691It's not a reference to this Max G parody of Zach on Oneyplays? It's literally word for word with the first bit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp7-Ump5l-o
>>150926105I think he's just repeating what the firemen said when describing how charlie and pim's crushed bodies would most likely look like delicious minced meat. not sure if it's autism but it seems like he's just trying out if a word that works for one context also works for another. maybe there's even a level of him trying to figure out what it means because describing crushed bodies as delicious could make him second-guess himself about the meaning
>>150928144>>150928237>>150928276If a food product happens to contain penis tissue like sausages or deer dick powder, eating it doesn't necessarily make you gay, but if you want to eat a cooked animal penis with its shape retained then you're gay
>>150923172This is the best episode of the 3rd season so far.
>>150926251This, the average penis is more aesthetic than the average vagina. No homo.
>>150928442What if I want to cook and eat a penis but I'm specifically not gay?
>>150928625
Alan is hungry not gay
>>150928703He's horngry
>>150928625But I said I'm specifically not gay.
>>150928791I got news for you: that means you're gay
>>150926283>Moleman demands "charlie and pim dialogue">charlie and pim can't>the episode is badwowis it a bad sign when a show needs to do a meta episode and it's only 2.3 seasons in?
>>150928951They're mocking the weird side of the show's fanbase. It's not exactly like they could have done that in the first season.
>>150929001I don't think getting meta is a good sign
>>150923172grilled horse dick slices on a burger bun are delicious.
>>150929001but did they really have to mock the part of the fanbase they don't like instead of just ignoring it and making a good episode instead?
>>150924077haven't most of the smiling friends done some gay things at least once?
>>150930410I don't think Glep has. Pim maybe but doubtful. Mr. Boss almost definitely.
>>150923172hi you just watched a cool cartoon clip from the coolautisticgamer774. subscribe for more and hit a like if you like it. thank you.
>>150925635Every Catholic man I've met irl has been the biggest whore or degenerate
>>150930410Charlie yeah
>>150923172>>150924077>>150925696>>150930410Allan did suck Charlie's nose and fuck a woman, so I think his sexuality is probably just vibes based
>>150932198he seemed to enjoy sucking charlie's nose, but seemed to be annoyed at the woman. not sure if she was a hooker, but she seemed to genuinely like him.
>>150932144Yeah, the vast majority of girls I've gotten to put out have been Catholics.
all this autistic arguing for what is just meant to be a joke.
>>150932214I always took him as someone who isn't particularly romantic but will look to bust and move on. Charlie seems like much more of a romantic and would probably make an effort to impress a woman.
>>150923172His dick looks like ground beef, which as mentioned previously in the episode is kinda delicious.
>>150929001I can't think of a single time where mocking the weirdest parts of your fanbase did not make them double down>OH MY GOD THEY PUT LITERALLY ME IN THE EPISODE! I CAN'T WAIT TO ADD "DON'T LOOK AT MY WEIRD PENIS" EVERY TIME I POST SELFSONA X CHARLIE SHIP ART!!!genuinely just make normal episodes and ignore it entirely
>>150928951>>150929595the episode was good tho
>>150932271Lore autists. I hope that they do something on the show in the future that shuts down obnoxious theories about the characters and basically reduce it to "lol it's just a joke"
>>150928625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvwcH4XX6U
Is dere a mega
>>150926251this is futatard logic
>>150930410Pim kissed his dad on the lipsCharlie was willing to give The Boss mouth to mouthAllan is AlllanOnly Glep and Mr Boss are confirmed super straight
>>150926251The joke is that gay is funny, just like Charlie on the magical forest, or Mr. Boss crossdessing on Charlie's funeral, or Alan nosesucking, and subsequently being treated as sexual assault. But people will take it too seriously, going turbo autistic and making these characters their allies and forcing them into their idiotic ideals or eternally hating them now and make unnecessary internet drama. The concept of gay is funny, the reason why so many 90s and 2000s movies made those jokes. Pim and Glep most heterosexual characters btw
>>150932997>Mr. Boss crossdessing on Charlie's funeralwasn't he just wearing S&M gear? That's not crossdressing lol
>>150933015Maybe, I misremembered that. He looks like a gay cowboy. But still he's the character that will occasionally exclaim and talk like a fag
>>150924077He's incredibly autistic and has zero filter. Maybe he's bisexual or maybe he just actually thought the penis looked tasty, who knows.
Wokeing FriendsMxs. BossCharlie WomanplerBim BimlingAllan RedLesbian Glep
>>150933015He wore an all-black version of this elf costume (not pictured, elf clogs)>captcha telling me to only type characters with a circle above themwtf
It's funny how the previous Alan episode made him look like a super competent worker, but this episode makes him out to be kind of shit at the whole smiling friends thing.Dude's really just a glorified janitor.
>>150933287I'm pretty sure Allen is an accountant or similar. The company must have jobs to do that don't rely on actively making people smile. I think it would be funny if they randomly showed another room in the building with a bunch of other office employees that they just never address or ever bring up again.
>>150925991He just nommed it you retard, you're getting your scenes mixed up.
just finished watching itwow these faggots took till season 3 to make an episode that's actually funny
>>150933339>with a bunch of other office employees that they just never address or ever bring up again.Probably the walls guy. I like to think that he was playing with the Boss on the pilot. Then he forgot about him, RIP
>>150925671We dont hate them, we hope they get better
>>150926251>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.
My favorite part of the episode is that they made Erica Lindbeck dress as a nurse for the live action segment.God I want to fuck her all around the house while she neglects pop pop and just leaves him to get high on an IV drug cocktail
If Allan isn't a Smiling Friend, how can Jombo be the fifth Smiling Friend?
>>150923172Someone on /tv/ said their new episodes are lacking. So I figured I could help. Run-time aside, the less you say than necessary, the more you avoid ruining your plans for future episodes.1. A Triceratops humanoid perfectionistic lab engineer named Dr. Dink struggles to find his inner voice of being an oboe player while making ends meet. So he calls up Charlie and Pim to help him out, similar to Professor Psychotic. On the side, Alan, Glep, and Mr. Boss fight the crazed old man from the basement of the Smiling Friends building from the first episode of the new season. In an experiment gone wrong, Dink accidentally puts Charlie and Pim's lives in danger, which puts their friendship to the test and almost causes a client to fail. In spite of this, they managed to come out on top and everyone learns that living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing that can happen to you.2. A blue goblin (similar to Dragon Ball's garlic Jr.) Black hat data scientist is fired after making a racist critique (though it wouldn't explicitly be related to anything political or IRL, just anything that reads "If I wanted to be able to reach an equilibrium with black people, I'd go to my nearest waffle house"). Charlie and Alan are requested this time instead of the usual Charlie and Pim. But little do they know they also become unwitting pawns in the Goblin hacker's scheme to get back against his company that he worked for. Mr. Boss is on sabbatical this episode, leaving Pim as the interim manager and Glep to deal with his workload of hiring new and possible Smiling Friends recruits and candidates (think of the King of the Hill episode where Hank hires a druggie over Mario Montalvo). Ultimately, the theme of this episode would be that freedom is not free. You have to stand up for your rights. 3. Charlie and Pim help a car-eating addicted Pac Man-like running rampant through the streets. Following court, they weigh on footing the bill.
>>150925696No such thing as a little bi, you’re ether a hole is a hole bi, or a slutty little I can be your hole! That or a switch.
I don't like that the joke seems to be that Allan and Glep aren't real Smiling Friends. Like it's not the characters fault that they're never being used.
>>150933930>Charlie>Pim>Tyler>SmormuIt's like you don't even know the show
>>150933962Not that I care, but a lot of bi people have a hard time maintaining the fact that they're bi, because when they're in a relationship, they're just with one of the two sexes. Unless bi people are constantly cheating, they may as well just be straight or gay.
>>150933984I see your point perhaps I could’ve phrased it better. I can’t say that bi people can’t be commuted they can, but they’re usually up to try anything sexual for their partner or inversely want to try everything with their partner.
>>150928144
>>150933921She’s too good for Vivzieslop. I want her to quit midway, and she shiuld because they’re clearly not using her to her full potential, but yhe dollar sign’s too powerful.
>>150933921Dear lord she’s chunky in a heavenly way
>>150926283>Makes representation of creepy chud fans>Ends with us getting MILF pussy who love our cocksWhat did Zach and Michael mean by this?
>>150933921Wait, is that the actual guy they were making fun of earlier in the episode?
>>150934059It means that no matter how weird your penis is, someone will find it delicious.
>>150934078i see
>>150934035She's a whore and a dyke, to hell with her
>>150934107Really?
>>150934059>us>ourWhat?
>>150934115No, anon probably thinks that of all women
>>150923172THE JOKE IS SEX!!!!
>>150934107Erica is a nice lady
>>150934166No, just Erica>>150934177She's a slut and a dyke
>>150934177Her boyfriend died and she still stays strong. I hope she accepted Jesus despite her profession
>>150934187You need to be specific
>>150934197>accepted JesusShe was in a panel for Vivziepop expressing how she wants her character in a poly ship. I doubt she wants anything to do with christianity
>>150934213That’s a shame. Maybe she’ll change her mind someday. Christianity is big on that.
>>150934277>Maybe she’ll change her mind someday. Christianity is big on that.the main reason why people don't like Christianity is because it requires admitting you were wrong, which is not a quality that many people have anymore.
>>150934277More mature response than mine, I'm just not there yet
baka man you can't even say a penis looks delicious without being called gay nowadays...
>>150923172Whatever
>>150924077Maybe he actually thought it looked like it would taste good? Like fried with some olive oil? You guys are just so depraved you immediately jump to sex
why is there a skeleton of mr boss underneath the building?
>>150934467Where do you keep your skeleton?
>>150934333>>150934290As a Christian you gotta want it for everyone because anyone could fall for pride traps the world has set up for everyone. That’s why salvation is a gift.
Do you guys think it’s a coincidence that the short haired attractive Mexican lady whose husband just left her was paired up with the grotesque mole man
>>150934512Why would that be a coincidence. What could that possibly imply.
>>150934496How exactly do you avoid just being angry at the world and how corrupted and broken it is? Every day I know that it's not supposed to be like this and it causes me so much anguish
>>150934531Because eventually Jesus will come back and redeem it, and everyone’s gotta suffer in this world somehow. All you can really do is make it less shitty for others through help.
>>150934531Religion is the reason why the world it is the way it is, but not in the way you're told or in the way you might think.
>>150933268>captcha telling me to only type characters with a circle above themI had this shit the same shit once hope it doesn't became an thing
>>150934529Veronica and Mick
>>150934562I'm fine with whatever they're doing now, as long as I no longer have to click through five pages of "click the square with the thing"
>Someone said delicious earlier in the episode>That's been floating around in his head the entire time>It's time to describe something>Deploy the adjectiveAlan can't stop winning.
>>150934542Maybe you're right
>>150930533>Pim maybe but doubtfuHe literally kissed his dad on the mouth
>>150934617that's not really gay, though it is weird.
>>150934591yeah idk if that shit broken or what but its been times I'm unable to check off the box and have to restart firefox
>>150934628It's extremely gay. Nothing wrong with being weird, would you kiss your dad on the lips?
>>150934531
>>150934704My dad no longer has lips so I just kiss him on the teeth.
>>150924077I knew as soon as I heard his voice that he had a little sugar in the tank
>>150926010Well I got news for you, that means you’re gay
>>150934531> How exactly do you avoid just being angry at the world and how corrupted and broken it isStop caring about stuff you can’t change or that don’t benefit you. Care for your loved ones and improve yourself. Try to improve the word too, but know your limits. You only have one life so don’t waste it on stupid shit
>>150932808mega(DOT)nz/file/uO5E1LhJ#ifRQv0_MfNTM8piflAnV4nzHsvQwkkX9etYfMfUA5dQ
>>150923172This was the best episode of the season so far. I didn't know until the end but I just knew it was David Firth and his long finger creature character. I also like how the moral was "don't obsess over bullshit like a TV show and like get a family" thus probably angering the neopurinist fag
>>150928208not just narratively but also satirically dingus
>>150932946Mr Boss kissed the leader of Spamtopia
reminder zach hates your guts and actively despises his fans.supporting this show makes you a literal cuck
>>150935380the reality of this probably just means the show will end with the smiling friends business getting shut down, and charlie and pim just saying>well, I guess that's it man. guess we gotta go get new jobs>yeah charlie, I guess so.>well, see ya around man>yeah... see yacue outro theme
>>150935400Finale is Mr Boss's funeral, where it's revealed his will states Charlie Pim and Allan are all to be buried alive with him in his sarcophagus
>>150932997You're right, none of those can be funny without being presented in a heteronormative reality and reality is heteronormative.Being gay is either disgusting or funny to heterosexuals in general so gay jokes are funny because being gay is weird and ridiculous concept to the majority of the population, at least the male population.
>>150935435It's weird to girls too, suggest having a three way with another guy and that you want to suck the guy's dick and see how differently she starts looking at you
https://litter.catbox.moe/cedfrw902imoua3b.jpg
>>150935380Have you ever spoken to a smiling friends or oneyplays fan? Hell, have you read this very fucking thread? I don't blame him at all.
>>150935519
>>150935519not delicious enough
>>150935519That's one delicious penis.
>>150924077He doesn't have a sexuality, he's a cartoon character. He's anything they want him to be.
Why are women like this.
>>150928951>the episode was badIt was already better than every episode of Season 2, so I have a hard time believing you.
>>150932226My wife is catholic, and waited till we got married till I put it in her vagene.....She did let me fuck her ass though.
>>150935519>uncutDelicious indeed.
>>150935519>phimosisOh no...
>>150935638It doesn't look too severe, stretches will fix it.
>>150935519How many of you have actually had boobjobs? I've tried it, but it really doesn't do anything for me. Doesn't even feel as good as a handjob...or even a buttjob.
>>150935605Allan is a chad and women have good taste, deal with it
>>150935663prove that's a woman
>>150935664A man would never wear cowboy boots to bed
>>150935659My husband asked me if I want a boob job. I told him, "I don't know. How much does it pay?"
>>150935669I didn't know gay married men frequented /co/.
>>150935519Cum version pls
>>150935695>I didn't know gay married men frequented /co/.Then you know nothing of /co/
>>150935669tits or gtfo
>>15093551910/10 anon
>>150934213This is why you hate her so much? Man being a Loonafag is such a pathetic endeavor
>>150935663>last night was amazing>okay Alan is just autistic
>>150934531>>150934496>>150934290
>>150933921She has "undeniable bitch" written all over her.
>>150935669>husbandtrick post. gays can't legally marry
>>150935741That's just you
>>150928951>>150929001Is there even a weird fanbase? I read it as a joke that someone could even get obsessive about a show like this.
>>150935805When there's a show with a neet dudes fanboying a adult swim show then yeah.
>>150935810You could say that about any AS show. The main problem here is that they're ecelebs.
>>150935695You haven’t been around long
>Moleman trys to do a sleepycast joke>doesn't landMy friends and I talk like that all the time. What was Zach trying to say there
>>150934901Does anyone have the other two episodes?
>>150935668...you don't wear cowboy boots to bed?
>>150936003hes making fun of fans who constantly make up shitty hypotheticals in imagionary oneyplays episodes
>>150923178If it's small, girthy and cute looking. The kind you want to put in your mouth like a toothbrush>t. a raging homosexual
>>150927216You're a fucking faggot, and this is coming from someone who craves femboy cocks, too. Don't bother hiding it, man
>>150926896>AllanGet out of here you fake fucking fan
>>150936086Literally the correct spelling.Season 2, Episode 3, 'A Allan Adventure'
For me its Aylen
>>150936086https://smilingfriends.fandom.com/wiki/Allan_RedHe's objectively right though.
Every show should constantly mock social media obsessos, you "people" are the bottom of humanity, you literally ruin the world
I actually constantly imagine myself being the third smiling friend and being best friends with michael and zach while also being on oneyplays constantly cracking jokes with cory, chris, dingdong, and julian while they all love me in my severely autistic brain. Is this normal?
>>150925696I wonder if the blue thing that Allan had sex with in his episode had a cock.
>>150926251
>>150923172smiling friends is so nortubel tier
>>150927216>>150936053I enjoy looking at femboys wearing frilly dresses with cock bulges in their panties. But there is a disconnect.
>>150936053>>150936321Yes but I think femboy cocks are delicious ironically.
I feel like I've seen this jump in something before
>>150926251They hated him because he spoke the truth
>>150935733I feel sorry for you.
>>150935712NTA but>liking a woman who wants to be in an "open relationship" and sleep aroundNah. Have some self respect.
>>150935380This isn't "WAH FUCK OUR FANS WE HATE THEM", its "Doing whatever the fans want for the sake of fanservice actually makes shows worse". The creators of media should just do whatever they think is cool, not what they're fans demand. When you let fans dictate what happens in a show actively makes its shittier.
>>150935519Quick someone send this to zach
>>150934073Jesse Ventura? No it's not
>>150937369The feeling is mutual.
>>150938131I've seen you post these images a dozen times and I'll see you post them a hundred more. Just know that in five years you'll still be here spamming the same seething schizo babble and I'll have moved on long ago. I hope you've made your peace with that, because you aren't worth my energy, my time or my anger.
>>150938131>>150938219
>>150934480In the closest where he GOD DAMN BELONGS
>>150937373You're saying it as if this is someone you personally know and interact with.And associating someone's personal life to their ideas for fiction just to have a reason to judge and hate is a silly thing to do.
>>150938458If its someone you have no ties with there's no point in excusing them because there's nothing to salvage. You said it yourself, she doesn't even know we exist so what does it matter? >And associating someone's personal life to their ideas for fiction just to have a reason to judge and hate is a silly thing to do.The character got made bi because she herself is bi. And wanting your character to be tossed around in a gay harem especially in current year isn't something you do "just cause it'd be funny haha". Alan thinking a dick is delicious is one thing, going "yeah I think all three of them should date, why not three?" in a show that has lgbt virtue signaling built in is something else entirely. I don't blame anon at all for not simping for her the way you guys seem to be.
>>150938392
Does anyone have a Mega for the new episode? I've been busy
>>150938582>MegaNo but i have thishttps://files.catbox.moe/6mjdxi.mp4
>>150933921Ngl I feel bad for her after her husband kicked the bucket. I'm glad she's doing better now
>>150935722then why isn't he called the cool autistic Alan 774?
>>150938785Too bad she's going off the deep end
>>150938219Okay
I wish a cute woman would marry me because of my delicious penis
>>150939084Go out and start flashing women in parks, maybe one of them will bite. You never know!
>>150934542Christ is King.
>>150934531>>150934542>>150934789>>150935733There is something deeply funny about someone asking for help in dealing with seething at everything only for someone to immediately jump in and seethe at him and the people giving advice for no discernable reason
>>150939197
>>150939340Yeah exactly like that
>>150939340Actually it's because she said DAMN in 1958 when her husband got shot in the head by that ROTTEN burglar
>>150923172>Who was the girl referencinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiepDq3e1PkLook at the pig-tails and the nose. It's meant to be this funny little critter
>>150934542>I can end your pain at any moment>Literally just a thought on my part and boom, everyone's happy forever>but I'm not going to do that because you all still need to learn your lesson, somehow>no im not going to tell you the entire lesson, here's a handful of scribbles for you all to play Telephone with for a couple millennia, have fun deciphering THE TRUTH, kiddosNo offense, but your God comes across as a sadistic asshole that is objectively unworthy of worship, at least in my opinion.
>>150939617Bro calls his dad mean for not letting him eat ice cream for every meal
>>150939753>billions dead in His name over the eons>not a single word uttered to mankind>literally not a single fucking syllable telling us to knock it off Your God is a fairy tale invented by your ancestor's tiny meat computers to help them make sense of a senseless existence. Fucking deal with it, already, Jesus......
>>150936702it's everywhere, but you're probably thinking about the berries and cream commercial
>>150939873Nah, cope.
>150939873you dropped this, faggot
God is real and he's voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
There should be a religion board. It would be the most wonderful place.
why do all Smiling Friends end up with the same discussion?
>>150940312No, there shouldn't. /his/ and /pol/ are the worst boards on the site.
>>150940324I was being sarcastic, Anon. However, /rel/ would probably cause more havoc than those two combined. People are crazy about their beliefs.
>>150940319How else does one approach the question on the true nature of God?
>>150939197Indeed
>>150940154>and hey Jeffery Epstein! I heard what you did, and that isn’t very poggers!
>>150938979I still don't understand what's wrong with this. There's Pazuzu for example, but his penis is erect and it's also a snake. This one has nothing weird. It could even been seen with innocence, not perversion. The original pot has two bulls, and maybe Yahweh was instead one of them. Which would make sense regarding the relationship he had with the gods of that region. What's controversial about the pot is that it could mean that Yahweh was married and that the Israelites were polytheistic. But that needs a historical analysis. Your pic is just about how degenerate he is. There are better ways to attack the abrahamic religions and you faggots still post the same /pol/ facebook tier retardation and soitard diarrhea. Go back to the sharty and get your ports scanned bitch
>>150926251Trvke
>>150926251>You can have a heterosexual appreciation for penises.Maybe but in an artistic and anthropological wa->To say that you cannot evaluate some penises as being better looking than others in a non-biased and factual wayI'm not a doctor. And Alan is autistic
>>150925671>I’m asexualso an ascetic/monk?
>>150938535Literal schizo babble
>>150935519I missed it
>>150936303Living vicariously through recordings of other friend groups is unfortunately increasingly normal among the socially retarded, yes.
>>150939945The introduction of the fedora into 2010s atheist circles was nearly as damaging as the CIA introducing crack into black neighborhoods.
>>150943145Made perfect sense to me. Sometimes cast members use their characters as self inserts, wouldn't be the first time in Helluva Boss and you're not obligated to like someone. Especially if you don't approve of the things they do.
>N-NOOOOO HE CANT BE BI HE JUST MEANT AESTHETICALLY IT LOOKED DELICIOUSIts a cartoon character why are you guys insecure about him fucking gals and dudes.
>>150933287Alan's hyper neurotic and emotionally detached. He's good at tracking things down but people skills aren't his thing. That's why he does inventory, cleaning, accounting and such.
>>150944317what does glep do at smiling friends?
>>150935602I want him to be bisexual
>>150926251A "straight" guy I knew told this to me one time and he made out with me within the year and tried to get me to jerk him off (which I did!)
>>150944317this would be my dream job and somewhere i'd actually fit, if i didn't need educational qualifications
>>150944335fanservice
>>150944189Why are you insecure about him wanting to bite a man's dick off and eat it because it looks like ground beef
>>150944335>first ep had humiliation>previous ep had cucking>this ep has inflationIs Zack sending us a message?
>>150945129Femboy episode soon...
>>150944335He handles their crypto investments
>>150944335be cute <3
>>150934290>the main reason why people don't like Christianity is because it requires admitting you were wrongIf you are Catholic, maybe. There is no admission of guilt or shame with American Protestantism, if anything it fuels people's delusions and absurd beliefs. Modern American Evangelicals, including members of my own family, are evidence of that.
>>150945129I'm waiting for a rape episode
>>150935608no season 3 episode can touch Brother's Egg
>>150946089Spamtopia and Gwimbly are the best ones. The dumb dog jokes stop that episode from being comparable to season 1
>>150935380>>150937777Zach's got it right. Do you *really* want something like Steven Universe or Vivzi's shit where the creators have to deal with fans all the time? Fuck that, it's *their* show and they'll do what they want.If they want to rib at the people that enjoy it, good for 'em. If you seethe because of it, then grow thicker skin or just watch anything else.
>>150928421Can't believe /co/ is full of dipshits that didn't noticed the callback to the firefighters saying ground beef sounds delicious but would look disgusting.
>>150945603>If you are Catholic, maybeQuite the opposite. Catholics can just as easily hand wave their misdeeds with prayer beads and a few Hail Mary's, never truly knowing if they're saved until they're dead. A Biblical Christian can be assured that Jesus Christ has already payed the price and received eternal life through the gift of grace only he can give us. Catholics would have to repent of their works based lifestyle that is but filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.
>>150944335He's the engineer>for what?Exactly
>>150947324>Do you *really* want something like Steven Universe or Vivzi's shit where the creators have to deal with fans all the time?Bad example. These shows were/are produced according to the creators' vision, it just so happens that their vision really sucks.
>how come we don't hang out more>yeah, uh, I don't know if you remember man but a while back you said a guy's penis was delicious, it kind of freaked me out>what?>yeah yeah it was near the end of the whole moleman thing, we all saw his penis and thought it wasn't as bad as he made it out to be, but then you said it looked delicious>I don't remember that>well you said it man, you said it, and listen I don't have trouble with gay people I mean I have explored that stuff myself I'm pretty open minded, you know? But the way you said it it genuinely felt like you were talking about -eating- the guy's penis like honestly just wanting to eat the thing likr it was food or something, which I'm, I don't know what scares me more man the idea that you'd just bite down on a guy's penis or you saying it when the guy had just tried to kill us all, dunno man I think it was pretty weird is all>well damn I didn't know I made you uncomfortable, I'm sorry>hey is all good man it's in the past now
>>150947631he's just like met. an engineer who sits on his ass all day and does nothing
>>150947755Thanks for this mini episode but>well damn I didn't know I made you uncomfortable, I'm sorryHe wouldn't say this!>>150947782What kind of engineer?
>>150947650You dipshit I'm talking about dealing with fan communities and bending backwards to please them endlessly.
Who is the best smiling friend? And why is it Alan?
>>150947922I know, I'm just saying it doesn't matter in their case.
>>150944335He's the company bull, he fucks everyone's girlfriends while they watch.
>>150948076>this made tumbler panties moist
ngl, Mole Man rubbing his disgusting hands on his disgusting penis and then rubbing said hands on Pim's face and mouth kind of turned me on...Especially when Pim acknowledges it by spitting it out after getting rubbed on
this episode shows that charlie and pim carry the business while alan and glep are more of boss' personal assistants for other kinds of job.
>>150945129Zach has porn brain
>>150928951It was the best episode this season. Which isn't a high bar to be fair but the episode itself was still genuinely good, not just good in comparison
>>150923172I didn't like the mr frog episode, it felt too disjointed lacked any good progression
I ate bull testicle once. Does that cross the line into gay territory or are the balls safe?
>>150948643Only good part was the end where he said goodbyeDid Zach and the rest get the vax or something the brain drain since. The og season and pilot is pretty evident
>>150947913>He wouldn't say this!What would he say?
>>150949090He would double down on what he said, again, without trying to elaborate
>>150948876Season 1 and 2 felt like every good joke was in the first episode and the rest couldn't keep up. Not that there weren't other good episodes but Desmond and Gwimbly felt like the standout 10/10s. Which makes sense for the pilot, you gotta bring your A-game to get off the runway. S3 doesn't compare, Silly Samuel was a 6/10.
>>150936702Its an old timey jumpYou've probably seen Albert Einstein do it in a Pepsi commercial or the Berries and Cream guy in the starbust or skittles commercial
what were Zack and Cusack thinking when doing this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u-R4DErat8
>>150949401made for BCAGC
