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>>150934549>”Toys?”
>>150934549what was the point?
>>150934549women can't have children with each other
>>150934644Humans can't colonize space either. Fuck, you make me defend fucking Lightyear. I hope you're proud of yourself
>>150934744I can comfort you by reminding you that the entire movie is a complete conceptual fail. "Hey, what would an in universe Buzz Lightyear movie look like?" Not a moody introspective time fuckery adult drama, you absolute morons. Just a complete and total self own.
>>150934549Did this REALLY kill the movie on its lonesome?
>>150935158Fuck no. Buzz Lightyear is very clearly a toy for little boys to run around and yell PEW PEW PEW with, and it was also very clear from the trailers and ads that there was little to no PEW PEW PEW in this movie. It wasn't going to perform well even if they were hetero or never a couple at all.
>>150935537this but also it looked boring. this is what i imagine the in universe live action adaptation of the cartoon would be like>barely pays lip service to the designs of the cartoon>replaces the plot with generic hollywood slop>keeps winking at the audience despite changing everything>doesn't keep any iconic voicesthis is the movie Andy would shitpost about on 4chan on how it completely ruined his favorite 90s cartoon
Has anyone done a retrospective with any of the production team yet? Do they understand that they fucked up and why? Or do they just tell themselves "psssh, it wasn't that it was a boring movie that didn't fit the media, it was lesbian haters! All those guys who hate lesbians!"
>>150934549>REEEE WHY DOES THE SCIENCE FICTION SETTING HAVE TWO WOMEN ABLE TO HAVE KIDSMotherfucker we've already managed to do it with mice. Give it a few decades.
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>>150934549Should have just made a cgi version of the cartoon series.
>>150934549>lesbians >in a movie Andy watched in the 90's Poppycock. I was there when all 90's lesbians were bisexual supermodels who liked mud wrasslin'.
>>150935584Allowing dykes to conceive is believable, dykes being good parents is not. Basically every study on same sex couples confirms that.
>>150934549More importantly, will Toy Story 5 be as bad as I think it'll be?
>>150934549This movie was fucking rancid for a variety of reasons but the fact that fags on here will criticize it for the wrong things such as a literal two second kiss showcases the eternal stupidity of /co/
Why did Andy like this movie so much
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>already make the movie a decade ago>>it perfectly captures the campiness and spirit of the fictional film while being good by itself>>>even had shatner cameo for a singing roleWhy did they have to retcon it all with a blatantly inferior product?
>>150934549How much did this lose?
>>150936447H-hot
>>150936447>lesbians are lizard peoplekinda homophobic, dude.
>>150936483Because Disney wanted something more "modern" despite the whole point of Buzz is him being a tongue-in-cheek parody of various sci-fi tropes.
imagine two lesbians with a daughterhow many beatings is that kid getting every day lmao
We could have got a fun adventure film set in space, taking the fight to zerg in the heart of his fortress & robot army. Hellbent on conquering earth great visuals thrills action sequences. Sick flips aerobatics from Buzz with high stakes putting his life at risk, our last line of defence a truly selfless and brave warrior voyaging into the unknown.except we got: inclusivity, representatiooonnnn! see me brown, you white do everything girl boss say. also bad guy you from future, you evil white
>>150936756The Y chromosome is shrinking too.
>>150934549>"Hello, aunt Leslie Bianco."
>>150934623To be honest, aside from being "stunning and brave," this reveal had practically nothing to do with Buzz Lightyear at all. It felt crammed in just for the sake of it since Alisha and Kiko were only on screen for a short time anyway (especially Kiko). It also felt weird that Pixar was so hellbent on having a lesbian couple in frickin' Lightyear movie, only for that movie to get its shit kicked in at the box office.>Uzo Aduba: “I'm happy to see Disney/Pixar sort of push through and blaze new trails in this space and I think it really creates the opportunity for children of all ages to dream and see themselves on screen.”>https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2022/06/16/lightyear-cast-addresses-same-sex-kiss-queer-characters/7625563001/>Producer Galyn Susman said the gay couple in Lightyear was never meant to make headlines. “It’s important to show all of the wonderful people that are around us and represent everybody, including same-sex couples, in our film,” said Susman, who has been a part of Pixar since 1990. “Representation is huge for us, and we want to make connections with as many people as possible. Alisha and her wife have a relationship that lasts an entire lifetime. We don’t have enough movies that show relationships that last an entire life, and that’s aspirational.”>https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/06/chris-evans-buzz-lightyear-movieApparently not because moviegoers weren't as enthusiastic about this movie as Uzo and Galyn were in these obvious puff pieces. Lightyear not only got banned in 14 countries, but it also bombed in theaters, got mogged by Minions three weeks later, indirectly led to Pixar laying off Angus MacLane, Galyn Susman, and several other employees, AND reportedly lost $106 million.>>150936484It lost an estimated $106 million and 75 Pixar employees including MacLane and Susman.
>>150937081*in a frickin' Buzz Lightyear movie
Lightyear is so fucking boring. Why did they make a boring movie
>>150934549>Somehow, this one second scene was enough to cause a meltdown
>>150936483Despite not being a die-hard Pixar/Toy Story fan and only seeing a couple episodes of BLoSC, I thought the show was fine for what it was. What happened with Lightyear, however, were clear cut examples of the following:>Letting the inmates running the asylum>2010's social rhetoric spilling over into escapism entertainment in damning ways>Studios being so isolated in their own bubbles to a point where there's an obvious disconnect between them and the general public.
>>150934561com
>>150934549>Respected and honorable officer>Still true to his oath and duty after so many years>ready to do anything to fulfill his duty and return everything to how it's supposed to be>Ready to continue to fulfill his duty even when his former comrades accused him of treason and he was left alone>does not lose hope and confidence that his actions are fair.>Old but still fighting and not even thinking about restDamn, anons, this main character is so cool, I can't understand why you don't like him.Oh wait...He's the villain.Yeh, this cartoon is crap.
>Hey, Lightyear. In the new movie, I'm you, you screw everything up and Mira is replaced by a black lesbo. Doesn't that just break your buck?
>>150934744>Humans can't colonize space either.We are working on it.
>>150937511His voice was perfect.
>>150936483>a decade agoIt was 25 years ago. That's as many as 2.5 decades.
>>150936771I genuinely liked the idea of making "the movie that Andy saw as a kid" but the moment I realized it was styled after a modern sci-fi flick down to visuals and story that were clearly inspired by shit like INTERSTELLAR I lost all interest.
Such an important moment in cinema. I can see why this was Andy’s most favoritest movie ever.
>>150937692right after, Andy started identifying as a woman
oof
>>150934549I thought this was Miles hugging his mom for a second.
>>150937429I never actually finished the movie. I seen it multiple times. My sister has a baby, so usually when I visited around the time the movie was on Dinsey+ they would have it playing in the living room. I would sit down and watch some, but usually I'm talking to a family member and we move to the kitchen or backyard. Or they'll just straight up take the movie off if the baby was sleeping by that time.
>>150936370Gay shit shouldn't be in kids movies. Simple as.
>>150936849And complex life on earth is doomed to permanent extinction within the next billion years due to the sun's increasing luminosity, what's your point
>losing hundreds of millions of dollars to own the chuds
>>150935158No, if you put giant naked titties in this movie it would only serve as a desperate distraction and a mere reprieve from the rest of the dogshit it has to offer
>>150937692>>150937735>Meanwhile, Sid yelled racial and homophobic slurs until they threw him out.
>>150934549They want to see girl kiss girls for political reasons. I want to see girls kiss girls for sexual reasons.We are not the same.
>>150937081>Lightyear not only got banned in 14 countriesAlso they put a warning in Latin America
>>150939205That's why he wanted to blow up that Lightyear toy. It was Hate Crimery
>>150939205>>150939334it really shouldnt have been a surprise when he tried to shoot up the school
>>150934549I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think this type of stuff was common in a mid 90’s Hollywood movie.
>>150934644Intrafetal fertilization or adoption.Don't be completely retarded.
>>150939362SID NO!!!!
>>150939362>>150939445We never get a follow up on this, but I think the idea is that Sid was supposed to be reformed by being scared straight by Woody and Sid's toys. But, given that Pixar wants to make more Toy Story movies, makes me think he might get revisited. Which sounds shitty.Really, Toy Story is one of those kind of worlds that shouldn't be fleshed out. The more they give away, the more weird things could get. Forky was just the tip of the iceberg.
>>150939503>Sid, the Toxic Incel villain of Toy Story 6It's coming.
>>150937691Yes, people whining about the lesbians are just single issue focused. The issue that turned people away is that did not look like a fun, action packed 90s movie, it looked like a dramatic 2010s movie. People who watched it went home, shrugged, and said "it was okay, I guess.
>>150936370You can fucking eat me. I sat through fucking years, nay, decades of /co/mblr tier posters said without even an ounce of irony >The REAL problem with gay representation in media is that it isn't nearly gay enough! >Two women kissing? Why isn't it two men!?>Why are they both white?>Wow, you can suspend your belief for the wacky fantasy spaceship, but the idea that two women can have a child is too much for you? Fucking chud.These people are living satires, and you're doing the same shit they are doing. Refusing to even recognize for even a second "Say, maybe having sodomy in children's film might not be a good idea?"
>>150936300Except this lesbians are hot and sexualized, while Buzz lesbians are typical 6/10 ladies nobody cares about.
>>150939541>/co/ is a hive mind of the exact same people for decadesAlso, lesbians can't have anal sex without tools, and I don't think they're particularly more likely to do it than hetero couples.
>>150939561>>/co/ is a hive mind of the exact same people for decades>>but the fact that fags on here will criticize it for the wrong things such as a literal two second kiss showcases the eternal stupidity of /co/You have the acuity of a fucking sea sponge.
>>150939310>>150934584>ideología degéneroIt's like poetry
>>150939631I'm not the other Anon, Anon. Again, not a fucking hive mind.
>>150939680>I'm not the other Anon, AnonOkay. So then you (You)'d the wrong post.Great job, sea sponge, you're as brilliant as ever.
>>150939696>I-I didn't talk to the wrong person, y-you did!Holy shit dude
>>150934744We're closer to that than to cloning tech, which is what they obviously used since the kid looks identical.
>>150934644Do they have sperm-to-egg conversion technology in the future or what?
>>150936310Don't you know that studies are racist and sexist!?
>>150939766Okay, you're a little slow so let me spell it out for you: The guy who was talking about /co/ like it was an eternal collective hive mind? That was >>150936370.The guy who was calling out his bullshit?That was me.The guy who is too stupid to realize he is out of his element? That is you.
>>150939806>decades of /co/mblr tier posters>These peopleHi pot
>>150939819Yes. You just figured out that I was pointing out his idiocy through contradiction. Good job. Now go (You) the proper guy and call him the kettle.
>>150939541Your autistic chimpout over something does not lead to a coherent point.
>>150939874>does not lead to a coherent point.The point is simple. I am allowed to be upset about [thing] now, and I was allowed to be upset about [thing] then. That doesn't change just because it's [CURRENT YEAR].
>>150935537>, and it was also very clear from the trailers and ads that there was little to no PEW PEW PEW in this movie. It wasn't going to perform well even if they were hetero or never a couple at all.why don't studios stop making shit that's lame and gay? Seems like such a simple thing to do
>>150934549Girl on girl is so hot! Oh fuck! I’m gonna…..GONNA……AAAAARGH!!!!! (Splurt)
>>150938949You are not even the same guy, I dunno why are you bringing up that to the answer of "Women are lizards" joke post.
>>150936350That depends. Did you like Finding Dory? Because that's the level of writing and directing Andrew Stanton can muster these days.
>>150934549Did you know lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate according to research?
>>150937081>Producer Galyn Susman said the gay couple in Lightyear was never meant to make headlinesCould have fooled me. I guess to be fair that may not be her fault.
>>150942018Poor kid, not only he doesn't have a father, he's also going to have to deal with 2 single mothers
