This is my wife, Jinx. Say something nice about her!
>>150936435>Alrigh' tell me about that.. Prostate exam or whatever you had.
>>150936435She can shoot good
ugly through association with an oingo boingo
>>150936435She is so hot she could do a lot better than OP
>>150936871flat
>>150936871Jinx is actually a useless burden who everyone hates and deserves to be alone! So the best she could do was me
>>150936686what the fuck did they do?
>>150936435You must be mistaken, Anon. Jinx and I have been married for years. There was a big wedding and everything! Sorry you couldn't attend. We were going to invite you, honest!>>150936686You wouldn't know ugliness unless you looked in the mirror.>>150936894Flat is justice.>>150937130>Jinx is actually a useless burden who everyone hates and deserves to be alone!Evil lies. Kill yourself immediately.
>>150937186naizuri
she give you this lookwat do
>>150937211I wish I did more for her birthday this year.>>150937275Melt into a puddle when I see the puppy eyes and then prepare to die when she goes full danger pixie.
>>150937275pin her arms to the wall
>>150936435she got BLACKED by ekkoseethe
>>150937294Well I made a post about my wife's birthday (although it died pretty fast). What did u do huh??
>>150937380more like black and blued
I prefer Powder
>>150937408I made a post about it as well. I should've done some art or made another video. Ah, well. It's the thought that counts, right?>>150937475She is beautiful in every universe.
>>150937380Nah Jinx sent that moon cricket to the hospital along with his coon monkey friends
>>150937360Want to end up like the last guy who did that?
>>150937578id whisper, "I love you" in her ear before she stabs me
>>150937275I pull on those pouty cheeks and go whoosh a good guurrrll
>>150936435she's hot as a dude
>>150937186>Evil liesBut it's true. Mylo and Claggor hate her. Ekko hates her. Her sister secretly wishes she wasn't born. And Vander wishes she'd run away. Everyone hates her secretly, and she should be reminded of it every day!
>>150937481>It's the thought that countsActually because jinx missed your post because she's kinda retarded too so she thought no one in the world cared about her so she killed herself
>>150937715>Mylo and Claggor hate her. Mylo and Claggor are dead.>Ekko hates her.Ekko can't make up his mind about how he feels about her.>Her sister secretly wishes she wasn't born.Vi ingested a lot of Piltie brain poison but she still loves her sister.>And Vander wishes she'd run away.She was literally his adopted daughter. Why would he wish that?>Everyone hates her secretly, and she should be reminded of it every day!Not even close to being true. Jinx deserves genuine, unconditional love, and what Jinx haters there are deserve to burn in Hell.>>150937780Oh, I see. You're a troll. Fuck you, then.
>>150936525She makes me shoot good alright
>>150937798>Vi still loves her sister In S2 she tries to crush Jinx's skull though. And tells her fascist Piltie dom to put a bullet in Powder's soft brain tissue
>>150938064That's what I mean by "Piltie brain poison." Truly insidious.
>>150938136How much does Vi love Jinx if a woman she met three days ago can convince her to kill her sister?
>>150938145The moment she's free of Caitlyn's demonic influence she goes right back to teaming up with Jinx.
>>150938188But it's like the moment Cait shows up, Vi goes running to her. Then when Cait dumps her, she settles for Jinx. And so on
whats sex with her like
>>150938390starfish
>>150938390Very scared of intimacy. Will disassociate and stare at you like this the whole time.
>>150936435>commercial for a video game with rigged EOMM matchmaking
>>150937186If you married her, tell us how u met then
>>150938337No one ever accused Vi of being smart.>>150938390Surprisingly shy and timid at first, because she's unsure about herself and isn't quite ready to trust another person enough to be intimate with them. However, once you build that trust and pay attention to her needs, she becomes more accepting, even assertive, as she lowers her guard. Eventually, it's intense, passionate lovemaking that strengthens the bond you both share. Sometimes she busts out the ropes and ball gag. A girl's gotta experiment, after all.>>150938446Would caress her face and tell her it's okay and that I'm not going to hurt her.>>150938490That's personal.
>>150937798>Jinx deserves lovesYeah but I really want to bully her until she's an insecure mess. Like be really loving to her at the start, but then manipulate her insecurities until she breaks down and can't live without me
>>150938823You'll die horribly just like Smeech and I'll laugh.