War Of The Johns editionPrevious John:>>150928794
johns p cute I guess, I do like him with terezi
if I had a boonbuck for every time someone in these threads did an edit of John over panels of Invincible, I'd have like three boonbucks, which is not a lot, but I'm glad it happened thrice.
Half of the best pairing, I'm more than willing to take it.
Sex with a kernelsprite of me but younger
>>150938586third time's the charm i'm i right?
>>150938622How very specific, also odd, but that kinda goes without saying.
>>150938677I mean, the other ones were good too, in their own ways, the conquest john beating up invincible dave one back before the pilot came out was very funny, and I liked the one that had 16 different johns too.
a very well done davejade
>>150938622are you really making a fanventure if there isnt at least one selfcest joke?
>>150938697They work so damn well for these medieval style outfits, even with the anachronistic sunglasses.
reposting whilst I make my new drawing
>>150938770do you have a main final goal for once you become satisfied with your artistical competency gained from exercising it every day? like a particular drawing you want to bring to life?
davejade drawing :-)
>>150938790I joked a8out wanting to draw Aranea kissing my oc (which I have yet to make), 8ut no, not really. I wanna 8e a8le to draw her cutely. like picrel, 8ut with ME as the artist
>>150938827whos the artist for this? this is really good
>>150938827god everything about Dirk is exhausting, from introduction to now. his archetype of character is already eye-rolling these days, and then he got filled to the brim with Hussie's ugly rotten insecurities.
>>150938832found them under frigiddoctoratus on mspabooru
>>150938860sorry there's a fucking booru for mspa?? ?
>>150938909https://mspabooru.com/yep
GYATTkat VantASS
>>150938909Yes, it's a treasure trove for ancient ass fanart
>>150938909https://mspabooru.com/yuh
>>150938827What's your OC like? Maybe I'll draw them
This is gnostic blasphemy.
>>150938941>>150938939>>150938930well there goes my entire afternoon
>>150938982I don't have one yet. I plan on making one eventually. All I know is that he'll 8e a 8lue8lood.
>>150938812so fucking peak, i'm drowning in envy...
>>150938697Medievalstuck crumbs
>>150939311His design is genuinely so cool...
>>150938622Ho.. how does that work
>>150939311I do love Eridan quite a lot. I used to go by Eridaniel online lol. That's how much I liked him.
Finally reading Space Days. The main character looks like she kisses Troll boys!
>>150939454>gay character>not a single good lesbo pairingcurious.
post karkass again
>>150939351The character prototyped her baby teeth and got a sprite that acts as herself when she was younger.
>>150939473to be fair when i was her age i also thought i was a lesbian
i was gonna try to improve the horns 8ut GOD I'm not fucking doing that. WHY are her horns so hard to draw?????? it's literally the hardest out of all of the fuckign horns ever. WHYYYYYYYYYYYy couldn't i have just did "Drawing Feferi Everyday" or something NOOOOOOOOO, I just HAD to pick Aranea.Anyways, this is day ???? (I lost track) of Drawing Aranea Every Day.
Thankfully lesbians are a fictional concept
>>150939805trolls will save space days from the gay singularity. otto weininger spoke of this.too bad they can't cure beautiful princess disorder
>>150939824"it's not gay if it's a troll" isn't going to save it
>>150939815one day you will draw the most perfect aranea horns. once you can draw her entire body you should look into learning to draw specific parts better. like linework one day, arm anatomy another day, eyes this other day
>>150939851one day i'm just gonna draw aranea's horns over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, then I'll 8e a8le to draw them immacul8ly. thanks for 8elieving in my, nonny
>>150939889>missed the 888 by one postKeep practicing
>>150938525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgAWmWER_90Seems relevant enough.
>>150939816and yet all women are lesbians
Do you like your Jade with or without dog ears?
>>150939964god stop reminding me of when this girl was so fucking cool and fun. she put on that shitty black dress and it may as well have been her funeral shroud
>>150939964I'm currently drawing her without but she is still very cute with dog ears and a tail
>>150939964man that picture is so sick
>>150939925how the fuck have i never realized heir of grief references tomboyish girl in love until now
>>150938939And then he ended up fucking her alternate younger self
>>150939964Dog ears led to her flanderization into The Funny Dog Character but theyre iconic to her
>>150939997I wish they weren't. Her original design is so cool. What a cute girl.
>>150939964Dog ears are fine, it's how a certain kind of subhuman reacted to them that's the issue.
>>150939835jegus believes everyone can be saved. thats why he invented trolls. it was satan who invented humans (this is the comic's big twist)
So new Makeship plushies are Dave and Dirk. Sorry DaveJade and Dersecest fans.
>>150939985sorry *heir conditioning
>>150940046great....
>>150940046Skip these little shitters and go straight to Rose/Roxy.I'll buy their entire fucking stock of Roxy plushies if they ever make them.
>>150940046The jade plushie already came with the pilot.
>>150940046davejade already won. Grimdorks in shambles.
>>150940109davejade never won, until Jade is a girl again and not a futa, and is heavily pregnant with Dave's kid, then no davejade did not win it got turned into a fetish
>>150940128im talking about the plushies you crayon chewing shitblood. dirk is just there to be his best man.
>>150940128>until Jade is a girl again and not a futa, and is heavily pregnant with Dave's kid,Eh we're about eight more reboots out from that.
All trolls are women because only a species of women would be that emotionally immature and volatile.
>>150940162I really, really, REALLY want this shit to finally be over with. I'm so tired. It's been 15 years of this garbage. Let the show not get picked up, let Homestuck^2 get unceremoniously cancelled and deleted, let us move on.
>>150939964with dogpenis
>>150939964I love her Witch of Space outfit but I feel like nothing good came from her becoming a doggy girl and prefer her without ears. Can't beat regular, relevant, peak Jade. Remember when the kids were allowed to have cool outfits and didn't just wear god tier pajamas forever?
>>150940203>Remember when the kids were allowed to have cool outfits and didn't just wear god tier pajamas forever?woah woah WOAH, hey now, hey, that would mean actual DRAWING and effort and new ideas and designs, hey now, hey, you can't possibly expect this amazing artist to actually WORK, do you??
>>150940195Well the new team is starting to pick a fight with gio so don't worry.
>>150940203Bad example. She made this out of her grand dad's porn stash.
>>150940265who is the new team and who is gio, there's been like 17 fucking teams who the hell are these people
>>150940195You can just close the tab, you know that right? No one is compelling you to give a fuck about Homestuck. Save yourself the heartache and save us from all your bitching.
>>150940282Nobody knows at this point.
>>150940299Close, axewound, but hsbc isnt homestuck :]All that dubious handwringing nonsense sure does evaporate when its time push the writers dog cock and cuckold fetishes
>>150940299>Save yourself the heartache Yeah... I wish I co->and save us from all your bitching.lol yeah right you're not stopping that buddy, nice try
>>150940327I'm just trying to help you out here. Hanging around this place and thinking about the comic and its spin-offs is clearly causing you some distress. But hey, keep touching the hot stove I guess.
>>150940299>Don't ask questions just consume product and be excited for next product
>>150940339Didnt even have the right anon despite furiously mashing refresh. Bcuck detected. So whats your backup plan when huss pumps dumps you like the last six teams? You do have one right? Some level of basic pattern recognition?
>>150940349No, I am specifically telling you NOT to consume the product. I'm telling you to dispel any thought of the product from your mind and go do other things.>>150940357I'm replying to a reply. You also have some issues yourself so it still applies, despite your random butting in.
>>150940366lol buddy you're running in circles, sit down and pray for the death of this shit comic
>>150940357Oh right roach stepped down so we were on team seven now. Lmao.
furiously raping cody
>>150940376If I wanted this comic to die I would not be helping keep a general about it active by having an inane argument with some anon, contributing to Homestuck's presence in people's minds and prolonging the buzz around the pilot.In fact, if every person replying to me with some snarky comment were to stop posting, these threads would fall off page 10 fairly quick, and you wouldn't have a bunch of people wandering in asking where to read it, or talking about returning to the series.
>>150940384I want a fucking book written like an after-action report on how many people Hussie has burned through and fucked over with nothing to show for it, seven teams is insane
>>150940425lol you're real worked up over this
>>150938525Don't put Chad John in some gay shit like the Invincible War, he's too Chad for that gay stuff.
>>150940438...Or you can keep working yourself up into a lather. New community event on the Homestuck discord btw, maybe we can all post about that and give it attention, because we want Homestuck to fade into obscurity and that's how one would do it.
Must keep the homestuck alive... can't stop the homestuck... at any cost...
>>150940428It is fascinating that Toby seemed to be the only one with any kind of resistance to just how miserable he is to work with. Even his penniless shill itt can barely string together any coherent promo for their cuck chair session
>>150940275>Bad exampleI think you mean kino example
>>150940470Toby knew better. He knew exactly what kind of 'man' Hussie was, learned from his mistakes, and turned himself into a multi-millionaire with access to high circles of creatives. Toby can play ball and has the savvy, Hussie couldn't socialize with a mound of sand.
>>150940390Thats nice honey
>write a character with the wrong gender for a dozen pages before remembering there are three boys and three girlsI am the hallucinating AI, it's me
>>150940505...and then went back to glaze Homestuck, voice act for it, and tie his name to it? Something about your fanfic doesn't add up.
>>150940458>NEVER listen to your fanbaseI'm not sure why so many creatives have such an enormously difficult time not doing this
ima fuck kanayaima fuck vriskaima fuck tereziima fuck ellithima fuck renityima fuck jadeima fuck rose
>>150940519Yes? He loves Homestuck like we do, he hates what Homestuck became like we do. He wants it to be taken back and made successful like we all wish. I don't think he can succeed, but he is trying.
>>150940542That is a wonderful, imaginative sentiment... do you have any proof in the world to back up your mindreading of a complete stranger?
>>150940470Toby, according to Bowman, is just kind of a little passive bitch, which ironically also makes him immune to it because he doesn't have enough of a spine to protest.
>>150940551>That is a wonderful, imaginative sentiment...You a chatbot?
ima rape kanayaima rape vriskaima rape tereziima rape ellith and drink up her delicious caramel 8loodima rape renityima rape jadeima rape roseima rape roxyima rape feferiima rape nepetaima rape the Condesceima rape the janeima rape you. 8end overmy class is 8ard of Consent 8tw
>>150940542Nta The reason Toby stays so reserved is so people like you will project good things onto him. I dont think he's hiding something or anything its just I dont think he's the guy you hope he is
>>150940577I was being sarcastic about your parasocial wishcasting.
>>150940575Cute eridan~!
>>150940588Nah, you're a chabot. Only they speak like that. Go away, machine.
>>150940562Passive enough to nod and go uhuh at whatever nonsense Huss regurgitates from his sycophants but smart enough to do whatever he wants anyways it seems. Why not indulge in a doomed pilot and relive some nostalgia, not like he's going to be tied to it like one of the disposable teams.The beyondcucked shill activates unbidden at tobymention like a good dog. Always funny.
>>150940586>the janesigh........
>>150940605shilling for beyond canon is somehow one level below standing outside an insurance place in a costume
>>150940602That's right, I'm a chatbot, Toby is /ourguy/, and Hussie will be taken to task for his many crimes.>>150940605You can't even be confrontational on an anonymous imageboard? Thanks for bumping this thread by the way. We here at Viz Pumpkin Independent Creative Union Media appreciate your hard work getting more eyes on Homestuck, it's doing so much for the IP!
>>150940630It's shilling for Tron Ares basically>mediocre at best sequel to a cult classic backed and involving a shitty creator behind it
>>150940586Minor raping mistake
>>150940638>I'm a chatbot, Toby is /ourguy/, and Hussie will be taken to task for his many crimes.Wtf I love our AI overlords now
>>150940711you get extra rape for pointing it out. 8end over
>>150940586>condese rapebasado
>>150940630They have to try and halfheartedly disguise it as (you) farming too which is great. But they only start squealing when the right keywords come out so you know just how personally they take it.Unfortunately they'll just be stuck feeding me (you)'s till they get pumped and dumped :]
>>150940551Homestuck was a 2010s fad and the pilot has been stalling at 1.9M for two weeks lol
>>150940787What does that prove about Toby Fox's mindset or outlook.
>>150940799That he lent his name and voice to the pilot but didn't post about it on any of his socials outside of mentioning it in a deltarune newsletter
>>150940861Why would he even bother being part of it at all then? It's not like he's beholden to Andrew Hussie.
>>150939473for all we know lilyoficus is endgame
>>150940951oficus would turn lily into a massive slutand I will coom lots
>>150940046hell yeah, that happened faster than I thought
>>150940630Why do you knobslobbers glaze moonrunes so much. He draws child porn
>>150940900Genuine enjoyment of homestuck? before it became the cuckfest it is now. Pretending he didn't have a massive and genuine interest and investment in it during the pre cuck days would just be delusional. Not hard to believe he felt like indulging. There's no risk in it for him, somehow he's kept his general persona entirely free from cancerous entanglement with HS
>>150941072Kys faggot. Fuck off with your buzzwords
>>1509410721. where do you think we are 2. what does moonrunes have to do with ANYTHING in this convo
A little wip that these threads have inspired. I am trying a different style, more simple with some added flare
>>150941158Invinciblestuck is the future
>>150941158I.....i think im missing the context here why Jades wearing the Roaring Knight as a cloak.
>>150941174looks nice so far! keep it up :-D
>>150941158lmao
>>150941190Probably about the Beta Kids vs Deltaverse debate that was going on the other day
>>150941190https://x.com/gokulatinx/status/1980368209699303691
>>150941072>"ur fav is problematic" type shitgot lost on your way to tumblr?
The fun gang couldn't even handle a uranium imp there's no way they could handle those kids.
>>150941003she will show her ALL sorts of things
>>150941072Is SAHcon aware of this?
>>150940464god bless the pilot for bringing threads back
>>150941305lesbian techniques that you didn't even know existed
>>150941310Pretty sure someone on the SAHcon team is jacking it to Renity, Ellith, Mallum, Korpus, Junice, and/or Oficus and can't say no to Moonrunes.
>>150941229>>150941235Fair enough, consider pic related in that case.
>>150940539Based
>>150941438Ill raise you pic related
>>1509412818y themselves, the fun gang (might) win.>fun gang vs RoseFun gang wins. Rose has a sort of future seeing, 8ut i'm pretty sure she needs focus to use it. Not applica8le in 8attle.>fun gang vs Davefun gang wins. Even if Dave uses time travel, it's too limited, and Kris can just keep fighting over and over again 8ecause he has Determin8ion.>fun gang vs JohnNo retcon powers = could go either. John can turn into fucking wind, so you can't really attack him, 8ut he might get tired eventually, and it's a three on one, so if just one mem8er is up, he'd lose. 8ut then again, he can turn into wind (which is intangi8le). With retcon, John pro8a8ly wins. He's fucking retarded though so who knows.>fun gang vs Jade.Jade solos. She shrinks them and vores them with her radioactive futa dog cock.
>>150941480Thats just [S]Brolee: Ascend
>>150941485Every single Godtier, by virtue of being one, demolishes the Fun Gang, so long as we don't take The Soul into account.
>>150941528And trolls?
>>150941528Just like with Undertale all the hax is in the endgame, and Deltarune is literally only at the halfway point.
>>150941541Fun Gang solos each troll save for may8e Vriska
>>1509415520 shot they beat gamzee man, come on, there's no keeping down the clown.
>>150941552>This guy thinks Gamzee loses.
>>150941578>>150941582L + Ratio + Determin8ion + Ralsei just uses Pacify when he gets to low enough HP, which wouldn't kill him. We already know Gamzee is weak to sleep (that's why Faygo kept him pacified, it's a soporific su8stance)
>>150941541The non-godtier Beta Trolls would probably be beaten by the Fun gang. Gamzee has the best chance, but he still probably loses. If we mean, like, the entire race tho, The Condesce obliterates beyond a trace.
>>150941609Kris does not have the power of determination the way it is in undertale. The Soul does, but that's US, not them.
>>150941552would tavros' shitblood animal mind control work on susie/ralsei?
>>150941609Not happening without him atleast taking Susie with him.
>>150941623If you're going by that metric, then kris can solo LE, cuz baby, I don't lose.
>>150941625Probably not. It only probably works on low-leveled intellect things, like animals and Sburb underlings. Well, maybe it would work on Susie.
>>150941625yes, but kris would just hit him once and he'd pop like a colostomy bag.
>>150941637i mean it was strong enough to like semi-control jade sooooo shrug
>>150941631That's exactly what I'm saying. The Soul destroys, but isn't technically part of the fun gang, and Kris is a bum ass fraud.
>>150941623the soul is a part of the Fun Gang.>>150941625at Tavros' level? pro8a8ly not. The Condesce on the other hand, might 8e a8le to do it actually
>>150941631>Determination allowing for time shenanigans.>Against the guy that embodies Time itself.Can´t see that going wrong.
>>150941528>so long as we don't take The Soul into account.The Fun Gang without Kris isn't the Fun Gang, and Kris without the soul is pro8a8ly dead. Soul shenanigans are required. They wouldn't even need to kill any of the kids, since Ralsei can just use pacify to put them to sleep>>150941613You'd assume so, 8ut Determin8ion is very, very OP. If you can use Determin8ion to 8eat Sans, you can use Determin8ion to 8eat the Condesce
>>150941631The roaring fraud beats (you) with the power of cutscenes. Any meta aware being could take advantage of that. Although this likely requires Kris' compliance
>>150941625They're sentient animal people, so no. It only works on Jade (via the Condesce) because she is partially a non-sentient animal.
>>150941665Just two stubborn retards mashing load save at one another.
>>150941658The Soul is not part if the fun gang.Fun Gang is Kris, Susie, and Ralsei. It's not Kris's soul, it's us, so not part of the fun gang. Only Kris and maybe Ralsei even knows it exists, and they very clearly act like they exclude us from the group. We may, at one point later, be a recognized member- but as of now, we are not. So no Soul hax for Kris, sorry.
>>150941677>not Kris' soulwell Kris' leg, arm, torso, head, etc. aren't "a part of the fun gang" either, 8ut they're a part of him. The Soul, 8y virtue of 8eing a part of Kris, is a part of the Fun Gang
>>150941675If only LE ever actually used his Time Powers instead of stomping around like a retard and firing laser beams every so often.Seriously, fucking ARADIA'S time powers worked on him. Why didn't he use ANY of them???
>>150941677Without that they´re supremely scuffed given the soul literally does all the dodging in fights.
>>150941688No, because it isn't Kris's Soul. It is literally not a part of him. He is a cage for us, and we don't know where "his" is, but we are not part of Kris.
>>150941689he's just THAT retarded, i don't even think he knows he's a time player.
>>150941690That's because we're goated, and they're all bums.
>>150941707Getting that half of Gamzee in there must have fried Caliborns brain right after he gunned down Hussie.Not that i can´t see Caliborn going that level of retarded, but it likely didn´t help.
>>150941707There's a little bit of Dirk in there, right?Surely he would be enough to balance the IQ a liiiitle bit, right?
>>150941713correct
>>150941701we've never seen the fun gang fight without the soul. The Soul is in every Fun Gang fight. It's a part of it. ALSO, saying it isn't his soul is headcanon. There's nothing really stating that. For all we know, the Soul suddenly gained a will of its own, and now Kris is 8eing a little 8itch a8out it. The Soul comes from Kris, therefore it's Kris'. It's like saying Kris' sword isn't his 8ecause he wasn't 8orn with it. It's in his possession.
>>150941734All of that and Equius aside of his bulk got spend on Doc Scratch.
>>150941743If you are in 2025, have read chapters 1-4, and STILL think the Soul being a seperate entity (Us) is just headcanon, you might be retarded. This isn't Undertale where it is debatable. It is an explicit plot point.
>>150941769I didn't say it's not a separ8 consciousness. It clearly is. I'm saying that there's no evidence it's NOT a part of Kris originally. It could still 8e Kris' original soul, 8ut just with some fuckign magic or something in it that gives it a form of free will separate from Kris
>>150941806Their entire religion is about "The Angel" (which is a heart shaped entity) coming down. There is a "Prophecy wall" in the 4th Dark World where it supposedly shows The Angel's true form, and it's just black. It's because it's supposed to show your fave in the reflection on your screen.There is genuinely metric TONS of evidence.
>>150941844The Kris' soul is possessed 8y the angel, OR his soul IS the angel. Either way, it disproves nothing
>>150941485Kris' feats aren't even his own everything he did was because the soul carried him and if the fun gang are fighting them in the dark world the beta kids would also get a boost from being in the dark world making them even worse to deal with. The fun gang would essentially be fighting a much stronger version of the roaring knight.
>>150941919This is willfull ignorance, and you know it. You just WANT the soul to still be Kris's and are ignoring the evidence. Toby Foc could end the game by looking dead in the camera and saying "YOU, the PLAYER, are the Soul", and you'd still deny it.
Oh joy, its another episode of the Aranea retard being intentionally obtuse
>>150941932In either case, the Soul is still the Player, retard. It isn't part of Kris's kit, it's ours. But besides that, they make explicit point the Angel is a seperate entity that came from a different plane of existence, and that the Angel is the Soul. The Soul did not belong to Kris originally, no matter what, and it is obvious the Soul is the player.>>150941962I see this a lot, nowadays lol. Why are people so against Themselves being an interactive force in the story?
The fun gang is explicitly weak as fuck they're solely relying on (you) the soul mostly. The fact they can only manage to chip the roaring Knight's blade and still lose proves they're soft as baby shit.
>>150941993Whoops, sorry >>150941932. I meant to (you) >>150941919.
>>1509419718(>>150941962>>150941993>>150942011Even if the player is the soul it doesn't make it so the soul isn't a part of Kris. We the Player can still 8e a part of Kris, and have independence. Like conjoined twins.
>>150942010Granted, Kris IS Holding Back Man.
>>150942039Yeah, but the sword chippings done by Susie.
>>150942035It is EXPLICITLY stated they are seperate entities. This is the ENTIRE point.
>>150942048Yeah after everyone (mostly the soul carrying hard) wore down the knight enough for Susie to even get the chance.
>>150942057where is it explicitly stated?
THE FUN GANG OR WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THEM THE FRAUD GANG ARE NOT BEATING SOLLUX LET ALONE SOMEONE LIKE GAMZEE
>>150942073Every single time they refer to The Angel/The Soul as it's own thing, and Kris as The Cage. The Soul's Vessel is quite seperate from the Soul itself. And what >>150941677 said, everyone who knows about them as a living entity treats them as not a part of the group. Ultimately, no matter what, they are not part of the Fun Gang.
>>150942133Give us PacifyGive us FireSave us, Soul!Or we retire!
Homestuck?...
>>150942147...Is awesome! Like this post if you love Homsetuck!
>>150942133wrong. determin8ion>>150942147vs the Fun Gang, yes.>>150942135the Soul is a part of Kris. it's literally inside of him. It may have its own will 8ut it is LITERALLY a part that is inside of him.
>>150942195Like some kind of.....friend.
>>150942195It is not PART of them. They wouldn't be able to remove it like that, it was. They can't rip off their arm, can they? The Soul is just INSIDE them. If the soul were out inside the Vessel we made at the beginning if the game, we STILL wouldn't be part of them. Kris is a bum ass fraud, and needs us to carry him- but in this hypothetical, it is ONLY the fun gang, so no us! We aren't part of their club! Sorry man!
is blood the worst aspect? what powers do they even have while breath players can turn into wind and time players can time travel lmao
>>150942195Despite being an araneafag you're exceptionally retarded. The fun gang has no chance of winning against most of the kids in Homestuck except for the obvious shitters. Even then these fuckers never even won against queen or the roaring knight in a fight how are you gonna expect them to measure up against actually competent fighters.
>>150942236We don´t know because the literal only example of "Blood" powers is that the Signless saw glimpses of Beforus and the lives the trolls lived there.
>>150942236Blood is the power of friendship so theoretically they might just be able to copy their friends moves and put them into their moveset?
thinking about how I would go about making a sburb alchemy simulator, i feel like if you had a list of nouns and proper nouns plus a decent understanding of neural nets you could make something fairly substantial
>>150942242>Note how the Queen and Fraudulent Knight can only win during a cutscene where we, The Soul (real GOAT) can't do anything.
>>150938525Whiteboard linkThe truth is out therehttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
>>150942242soul hax are OP. And despite what others may say, the Soul, even if it's not a part of Kris himself, is a part of his arsenal, so he should still have it in a fight
>>150942147no idea what's going on but glad anons are having passionate discourse
>>150942287If Kris and the others can act without the souls input they could've fucking dodged or done something they're simply massive shitters with or without soul carrying them.
>>150942319I agree, 8ut the Soul Hax are so OP that only like, John with his retcon could 8eat it
>>150942309Even with the soul they fucking lose. The soul isn't going to make them not get mogged by equius the guy who can bruise things just by lightly petting them.
Hundertale deltaruneS General
>>150942329You must be a 5 star medalist at the special Olympics with how fucking brain damaged you sound right now. The soul Hax isn't letting them get a win if most of the fights they either lose or almost lose or barely win by the skin of their teeth.
>>150942329John can't even beat the Soul. I am just too busted. That being said, they aren't fighting the Soul. Only the Fun Gang.
>>150942340the Soul itself won't make them win, 8ut the soul's a8ility to save and reload will make it so they WILL eventually win or at least not die
went to a work meeting and I come back to what I can only assume are deltarune discussions in MY HSG! Unreal! Mostly kidding, I did get a pizza and am working on that davejade wip
Are people just now realizing that the Arenea guy is a completely retarded faggot.
Berdly solos.
>>150942379kino, may i see it?
>>150942394Any Serket fan is a retard.
>>150942371The Soul is a part of Kris' arsenal, like his sword and his shield which he has.>>1509423948( why are you 8eing so mean>>150942368what's a fight that The Fun Gang lost? aside from the King one, 8ecause Ralsei was a retard, and surely has learned from his mistake
>>150942395Ghost army era tavros shits on him. Even wheelchair tavros could mind control the shit out of him
>>150942446Optimally him and Tavros take each other out.
>>150942398It's in this post >>150941174
>>150942408Hey, I resent that.
>>150942460He´s out of line, but he isn´t wrong.
>>150942460
>>150942460I'd rather not 8e lumped in with vriskafags, 8ut i've seen this image at least 5 times, so it's grown on me. I guess you're on of the good ones
New gens complaining about vriska as updates keep releasing
>>150942436Queen and the roaring knight, they also needed help from gerson and (you) for the titan
>>150942460>>150942510"Retard? I resent that!""Vriskanon, stop jerking off to Spiders!"
>>150941174Cool
>>150942521goodthey will know our hate
>>150942460Why's he got a dent in his head?Why is she so excited to see him eat McDonald's?
>>150942585He's a Vriska fan. Brain damage.She loves him and traveles through Paradox Space to find an Earth with a non-destroyed McDonald's juat for him. Pretty reasonable desire to see his reaction, after that.
>>1509425218ased and deserved.>>150942527I suppose that's fair. The Soul carries massively. 8ut Kris without the Soul is completely non-functional in a fight. So it'd 8e essentially Susie and Ralsei vs whoever. And they can't dodge without the soul, really, so they'd 8e cooked. In order to even have a scenario where the Fun Gang fights anyone, the soul has to 8e involved>>150942585it's he got hit in the head so he 8rain trauma (Vriska loves molesting and 8ullying the disa8led)
>>150942606Meanwhile, Aranea just loves molesting perfectly functioning 15 year old boys. Wow!
>>150942460>Can someone make a Porrim version of this image, please?
>>1509426148ased t8h. also she respected his 8oundaries when he said to stop (kinda). Vriska on the other hand........
>>150942636This except pancakes and naked apron
>>150942460>spdr(31).jpgpost your whole spdr folder so I can turn all the Vriskas into Araneas plz
thread has a dangerous lack of good content
>>150942760try posting some next time.
>>150942760tween girls and mentally challenged women hitting their 30s will tell you that this shit ship is peak homestuck.
karkalicious
>>150942807>eridan and vriska dont use their quirkspassionless coal
>>150942845this is what Dave says when he slobbers on karkat's bulge
>>150942807>terezi and kanaya use their quirkssovlfvl gift
>>150942908cute
being able to use fire as dimensional portals is a cool power and I'm tired of pretending it's not
>>150942845I love homestucktok
I'm tryin' to go back in time on my tumblr to find some good art, I have reblogged a shitload of homestuck/homesmut in the past.
>>150943045samealso >piclooks like something of a twin peaks reference
>>150940109Grimdorks can still win if john transitions a woman who isn't her wife is like catnip to rose.
>>150943045Yeah I'm thinking Rambling about our music tastes before we cuddle watching scary movie 4 together
>>150943083>4pleb tastebut have fun
>>1509426602nded. The McDonalds one would still work, tho... Really, Porrim giving me any food...
>>150943041You can't fight the Homestuck! Though it's weird and randomIt's the greatest fandomYou can't fight the Homestuck! True, it's quite outrageousBut it's so contagious!
>>150942651>respected his boundaries
These threads are not /hsg/ until we get sandworm.jpg posted
>>150942614wtf i love aranea now
>>150943041Homestuck successfully punted back into obscurity. Mission successful guys, if we keep posting I bet it will get even more obscure-r.
>>150943232All newfags must discover the sandworm or they will never be real homofags
Where's Brolee Saiyan my favorite canon limeblood
>>150942760
>>150942760Yeah where's the kanrose
>>150943910do u mean rosemary
>>150943910who the fuck calls it kanrose
>>150943672Speaking of, what's your favorite Broly ship, guys?
>>150943672I'm sorry Anon, he went off with trolls from earth-c to make their own planet and it was destroyed by Caligula
>>150943775Actually, chatgpt prefers rose x kanaya and vriska x terezi
>>150943948>>150943946I Do Not Care For That Name
>>150943573newfag here, whats with the sandworm and hsg?
>>150943959>Healthiest>most narratively satisfyingLOL
>>150943977>accidentally replied to a tranny
>>150943959I see it was trained off redditor data.
>>150943977wweh cry about it wwhy dont ya
>>150944019I'm trans too so idc
>>150944028most ai's are. what do you think the biggest hub of public question answering is?
Dreambubble.xyz is very fun. I don't erp there. But most conversations are memorable if you have something to offer. Dont want to ever be in the situation where its 2 straight men watching paint dry
>>150943354If Tumblrisms keep returning, doesn’t sound bad. Hopefully Tumblrisms can be pruned out though
Shai'Hulud
is this canon?
>>150944501>Plot >Moving forward
Deep in the mines, you'll find Songbird Sootnose pressed against a rocky wall being railed by The Imposter.
>>150944642But how does this serve the interests of the gay singularity
>>150944655Dirk...
>>150940299Nah, he’s right.
>>150944642If Imposter had fucked Sootnose, she would have known he was a mutant, and gotten him out of the mines and put an actual limeblood in his place.Karezi not happening in their timeline is LITERALLY why all the bad shit happened.
>>150944929So Karezi is integral for most trolls to have a nice life?
>>150944929>They fucked on the day before the explosion when she was about to get him out>Accident happens>They fuck in jail now
>>150944953Yep. Which is why both Candy and Meat timelines are fucked up because these two are being gay.
I kneel to that one anon who wrote the Beforus Karezi greentext story.
>>150945156i wish i could write
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>>150944953She doesn't need him
>>150945304That witch fucked a lil ghost
>>150945247my brain is so broken that I was able to read this, jegus help my soul
>>150945156Prompted
how is this looking so far? Does it look like Dave is looking at Jade?
>>150945581kinda. looks like he's just looking down
>>150945581post canvas tilted correctly but it looks so so far
>>150945506ur face was prompted
remem8er when this was canon
>>150945593>>150945595I fixed the canvas. sorry that's how I was dealing with the suit jacket (something I have literally never drawn before)
>>150945630for having never draw 8efore this is REEEEEEEEAAAAAAAALY good.
>>150945615when will this be canon?
>>150945630Clean linework
>>150945665soon. (trust me, hussie told me this will 8e the first scene in the new series once it gets picked up)
>>150945683>>150945657thank you! I am trying a specific style with this one which is very clean lines and minimal shading
crazy how these designs mog the 8eforan ones
>>150945732Except Sollux, who still looks like a nerd
>>150945783Sollux is a nerd though
https://mspfa.com/?s=620&p=2216Nightfall (long-running Johnvris MSPFA fancomic) is updating again after a year-long hiatus.
>>150945732if theres one thing i like about the hussie designs its that i didnt expect how they turned out. those designs you posted are solid but they are exactly what I'd expect. Just look at how aggressively normal sollux is. I think the helpsman is way better (its funny)
>>150945802>Aradia>Smiling>Close tab
>>150945665I've seen this GIF many times before but I don't know where it comes from.
>>150945247>not a single nepeta rolling r
>>150945814I can't get enough of her.
>>150945802>johnvrisshould've stayed dead
>>150945827>rolling rwhat? she doesn't do that, does she?
>>150945615>wasit never STOPPED being canon which is amazing
>>150945817good
>>150945806Hussie and co's Beforancestors work, to an extent, cause they resemble the Dancestors as much as they do the actual trolls they are. Karkat is a sweatervest wearing dork (Kankri) Sollux is a hyper, manic guy who just wants to help (Mituna), Vriska is a shitty healer (Aranea), Gamzee is a mime (Kurloz)I can't condone that Feferi design though, as much as I like the concepts over all. Man that ball sleeve dress is uuuugly.
>>150945732I love these, except sollux who looks quite underdressed for the occassion
>>150945840I guess a better word is purring. she uses double 33's and cat puns and likes to purrfectly purrsue catlike tendencieswe just headcanon her as rolling her r's during it like an actual purr
>>150945884there's always one goofy mf
>>150945915>wewho's we? is this a popular headcanon i wasn't privy to?
>>150945976you can see the headcanon expressed in many comic dubs on youtube. at least on the short meme videos ive seen
>>150945976my friend and I, and a lot of fans who do nepeta impressions. you can find loads of it in youtube comic dubs
crazy how this is the 8est and only valid ship in all of Homestuck
>>150946025>>150945988wild. i've only one HS comic du8, and it didn't have nepeta in it. I just assumed there weren't that many of them (du8s), so I didn't even think of looking for any more
>>150945976:33 < im purrtty sure that's how you would interpurrt her own sp33ch
ampcest my beloved
>>150946170How would Cronus' quirk sound out loud?
>>150946195like uwu speak
>>150946131I like ampcest and captorcest T.T >>150946195They both sound kinda dumb, I've done them both before in erp.
>>150946131i was their only soldier back when Cronus was introduced
>>150946050tbf lots of people have trouble rolling rs so it makes that headcanon hard for them to do an impression of, but yeah many feel she actually does thishere's a fewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j2mqI7Fl68https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0IqQZ7wuohttps://youtu.be/3PvZbnKpy1M?si=T14nc53i80kAY0xO&t=111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7aGgdIRK8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y69Xf3tC8XA
>>150942760I got you, homie
helllo hsg!!! im back to bring the best ship this side of the furthest ring!!! <3
>>150946368Hello!! I am working on a davejade just for youuuu!
>>150946333I really want to see more Homestuck art and especially talk from Eastern fans. I love venturing across the virtual border and exploring their internet as best I can as someone who’s neurologically incapable of learning symbol languages, so finding out there are Asian Homestuck fans was a treat.
>>150946368ermmm we like REAL ships here
>>150945817Prisounebound
>>150946386what!!! just for me!!! omg im so honored <3 thank you so much!!! i cant wait to see it heheheh <3 <3
>>150942954He's a very handsome felt. Just look at that chin and cheekbones combo.
when I'm in a best ship competition and my opponent is minute maid:
>>150946487yeah right!! maybe if youre a dumb retard :p
>>150946487lotta dave-centered ships here. why's he so goddamn compatible, bros?
>>150946504>dum8 retardI see........ until you get 8etter taste, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cull you
>>150946529i have really big things for cool dudes who are secretly loveable dorks!!! i also love david martinez from cyberpunk edgerunners and estinien varlineau from ffxiv <3
>>150946529he's just a chill and charismatic guy. Rose wants him, Roxy wants him, Jane wants him, Dirk molested him multiple times. Don't 8elieve me? Too 8ad. Hussie canonized it on discord. 8ro (who is technically Dirk) molested Dave on multiple occasions and that's why Dave's gay
I'm suffering a terminal Strider-fatigue
>>150946602i blame those disgusting davekat shippers
>>150946602i blame those disgusting davejade shippers
>>150946602I blame Dave, he's always been a little punk ass bitch.
>>150946608It goes way beyond shipping circles. Theres way too fucking much strider focus.People talking about Karkat is already refreshing enough for the sole reason of not being a strider.
Strilondes are overratedHarleyEnglishCrockerBerts are plot devices, underdeveloped, or John.Only redeeming qualities any of them have are there fucka8lity, which they all have.
>>150946547>i have really big things for cool dudes who are secretly loveable dorks!!!holy based. I fucking love dorks so much it's unreal>>150946571insanely based it's apparently canon doomed rose and him had a thing>spoilerhuss did what now. oh well, does no deter me in the slightest and if anything makes more room to heal the other's hangups
>>150946674thank you! <3 i try to be as based as possible :p
>>150946466this is what I got for now, I am getting tired so I will probably work on this more tomorrow, but I got my idea on paper (thank jegus)
>>150946674I was joking a8out the molest8ion thing. would 8e funny if true though
>>150946689actually, it looks like you got it on tablet!!! :pit looks lovely anon! <3 i cant wait to see the full thing :)
>>150946714ha ha ha. I can't do traditional art, I mess up too much lol . But thank you. If it wasn't for your davejade posting I don't know that I would have ever drawn these two
>>150946602I got a couple non-stridecest pics in my folder too but they're kind of a bitch to sift through. please accept this as consolation
>>150946737art is art!!!! it looks great and im so happy that i could inspire you to draw something at all!! :D
>>150946627needed more beatings
>>150946711oh you little prankster, you
does anyone wanna talk on pesterchum
Can we get more Condesce art where she's inhumanly fucking pissed and snarling and maybe ripping someone in half with her bare hands?I think she's hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVU_XYvvgLk
>>150946898>that tummymy goodness
>>150946800what is this
>>150946909
>>150946803why are they black
>>150946922instant messenger that is canonically used and actually exists
>>150946937im up pesterin my chum right now
>>150946934This ain't about them.
>>150946955ok but you know shes like the only black coded character in the whole comic
you guys let me be autistic as fuck, you're all great
>>150946969Dude I don't care I'm focused on fucking a giant woman that could kill me right now. Racial shit matters little when I'm thinking about eating her ass while standing on my tippy toes.
I'm gonna post it
>>150947022I love the straw in the fucking wine bottle
>>150947022need to be squashed by those
>>150947001hello? based department?
>>150947022>getting really tibsy 2nite lmao, would love someone 2hang with you no?>*tipsy lolol>oh yeah theres my little girl! i love her so much she's so good 4 mommy.>i think it was her birfday yesterday?
>>150947001MY MAN
davejade!!!!!!!!! :D
>>150947050do you rp
Got a com from Moonrunes of Cody and his trailer trash mom. Kino is coming.https://files.catbox.moe/sihmvf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/iuv8ms.png
>>150947200>https://files.catbox.moe/sihmvf.pngcatbox is down, its been down all day
>>150947200Didn't mean to link that second one. That's unrelated to Homosuck.
>>150945802
Official designs for the serious business forum users by Hussie
>>150947200GODDAMNIT IT WONT LOAD I NEED THAT ART
>>150947280me on the far right
>>150947200>the post that cockblocked millions
>>150947280glorious
>not a single person talking about canon fedora freak design hussie just posted in the discord
Which Homestuck characters would be fans of four-time F1 World Drivers champion Max Verstappen?
>>150947323*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*
>>150947309bigot
>>150947337for some reason I could see jade being into F1
>>150947200Can you post it somewhere else like the /aco/ thread or something?
davekat is for fucking faggot tumblrinas where everyone else knows dave would beat the shit out of that incel zesty ass troll for even thinking of touching his woman!!!! <3
>>150947408preach jadeanon
>>150947408I would agree with you, but you're a stupid loose-holed skank whose mother has been a whore since you were 6.
>>150947423at the church of davejade i only speak in truths!! the scriptures have been written and i will spread the holy word <3>>150947432lmao ya got me
>>150947408Dave thinks Jade is an amusing tard that needs to be wrangled, though. He's either corralling her away from danger or making jokes at her expense. To him, it'd be like wedding a baby.
I want more deep fried homestuck troll meme edits
>>150947280thanks, i hate it
>>150947309I must say sir, you got quite a distinguished hat
>>150947452yeah maybe in like the first 3 acts retard!! :p he even admits he was proven wrong and later on in act 6 when jade is grimbark says she could beat his ass!
>>150947476thanks lad
>>150947478Admitting the downie with tard strength can overpower you is not admitting their personhood. If anything when she's Grimbark she's even more of a special ed nuisance.
>>150947408So you're saying DaveKat Sucks?
>>150947453Does this count?
>>150947546Speaking of downie tards...
>>150947280>3 fucking hats at the same timethe chosen one...
>>150947546wait, you might be onto something
>>150947546davekat is horrible and fujo slop and this is coming from a certified fujo fag!!!
EVERY SINGLE HOMESTUCK GIRL NEEDS TO HAVE GIANT FUCKING TITS
Alright since Catbox is ded for now I censored it since I'm nice and want to show off milf titties.
>>150947609LORD have mercypls post to aco
shippers should unite, not condemn one another
Xefrey my beloved.
>>150947599every boy too
>>150940586consent bard masterfully subverted my expectations and challenged le gneder roles bravo huzz
>>150947682will I at least get to see them hug before I die, bros?
>>150947200>comwait, he takes commissions?
>>150947728You can see them hug *after* you die if you want
the truth is there for those with eyes to see
>>150947742Yeah I asked him about it on Discord. Pretty reasonable prices, $45 for a sketch and $60 for color. No idea if he'll take more right now but it never hurts to ask. If not Tridesert might be open.
>>150947847damn that's pretty cool
>>150940586Not if I let you rape me first!Heir of Rape btw
>>150947453Gotcha niggy B
>>150946615
Man it's been forever since I baked a pieOr even a quiche or gallette
Yiffy should have been Dave's kid
>>150947200Bro paid the price for trailer tits
>>150948316succesfully baited
>>150948330master style*
