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Say it.
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Dante will lose because he has no feats. This is my decree.
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I am calling on ALL Touhoufags this thread. You have until bump limit to post a Touhou feat that is:
>Greater than country-level
>Canon
>Not invalidated by anti-feats
Fail this simple task, and I will jump into your HEROINES VERSE and make them JOB.
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>>150943648
I have no idea who this is.
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>>150943648
Meira Balls
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>>150943654
Why are his eyes brown here?
>>150943661
But green/grey here?
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>>150943661
ok
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>>150943705
>Still image
>BBC victim
Done.
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>touhou fangame feats
I don't think you want to go there...
ENTER
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>>150943726
>BBC out of nowhere
Yup, it's KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!
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>>150943729
That ending actually made me burst out laughing holy fuck
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>SHIThou has to rely on fangames now
Yep yep, my heroine GAPES
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>>150943729
What's the first clip from?
The SRW clone?
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>>150943648
Bad Ending
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Post Touhous resisting hypnotism
Post Touhous not dying to their own balls
Post Touhous not jobbing to oxygen deprivation
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Mario bros we need to start posting fangame feats so we can match Tohou.
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>>150943796
Anon... it's the same clip....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkDT-OlkYTI
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Will feattroons never tire of jobbing? They love feats so much but have no feat of ever winning an argument, only statements of being supposedly "right".
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Okay hear me out.
Wiz is Orbot.
Boomstick is Cubot.
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>>150943796
no, the soccer game
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>>150943821
Only ONE of these GODS can SOLO the ENTIRE Touhou VERSE...
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>>150943821
Oh right how did the polls go, i've been checked out for a bit
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>>150943811
what's stopping them from just smacking the pendulum out of his hand
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"You speak of feats," Kratos’s voice, a gravelly echo from the depths of his rage, resonated through the empty room, as if projected directly into the ether. "You demand proof on your petty scales. You look for planets shattered, for stars extinguished, as if true strength can be measured like coin." He scoffed, a harsh, guttural sound. "You ask for galactic destruction to deem me 'multiversal'? You fail to grasp the very nature of power."

He leaned closer to the screen, his eyes, like burning embers, fixed on the foolish words. "I do not need to casually obliterate worlds to be considered a threat that spans them. My will, my fury, can unmake realities without the melodrama of celestial pyres. The Gods I have slain, the titans I have brought low – their essence, their power, it is within me, woven into my very being. It is not a spectacle for your amusement."

A dark amusement flickered in his eyes. "You mention 'feats.' Then let me give you a feat you seem to have overlooked, or perhaps conveniently ignored in your eagerness to dissect and categorize. I faced Asura. A being whose rage was as boundless as the cosmos, whose power threatened to tear existence asunder. And I, Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, stomped him. That is not a myth, not a hyperbole. Those are the undeniable facts. The universe did not need to crumble to ashes for that victory to be earned, nor does its continued existence diminish its significance."

He straightened, the weight of ages settling back onto his shoulders. "Your quantifiable destruction is a child's plaything. My power is etched in the desperation of gods, in the silence left behind their shattered pantheons. You seek feats? You have them. You simply lack the eyes to truly see." With a final, dismissive glance at the glowing screen, Kratos turned away, the digital forum and its naive inhabitants fading into insignificance against the backdrop of his eternal war.
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Why are soccerGODS so strong?
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>>150943863
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>>150943912
Touhoubros...
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>>150943863
Yeaaaah I'm gonna need to see at least a hill getting leveled.
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>>150943863
Thank you for the enlightenment master.
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>>150943912
Ask him his favorite Touhou character and his favorite Champion Island character NOW.
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>>150943863
This is how Christians genuinely argue. So, uh....based?
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>>150943863
My caged clitty just came
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What's the deal between Meta Knight and Gilgamesh? I don't see it.
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>>150944091
Meta Knight and Gilgamesh are both traversing video game swordsmasters from legendary lineages of warriors who inherited nigh-fabled weaponry, in the Genji equipment and Galaxia. They are introduced as antagonists and rivals to the main character, but are distinguished for their codes of honour and passionate desire for a worthy challenge and highly combative personalities with the contrast being that Meta Knight presents himself as a stern and mysterious swordsman to masquerade this zeal and pride, while Gilgamesh is often regarded as an oafish braggart due to his bombastic, self-aggrandising personality. Knight VS Samurai and Gilgamesh likes to collect rare and powerful swords from his opponents so he's going to try and take Galaxia on sight
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>>150944091
Honorable rival swordsmen, show up at random to challenge you to fights, serious character in a goofy setting vs goofy character in a serious setting
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>opens the thread after seeing all the thread deletions
>it's a ghost town of only Kratos and Touhou
The jannies really killed all of you.
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KEEP MOVING FORWARD
THE PROMISE WE MADE
THEIR VIOLENT INTENTIONS
EXISTENCE WILL BE ERASED
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Hey faggots, your shitty Kratos plague is messing up the Fionna and Cake thread
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Here before more SHitgon SHIT spam by listroon.
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>>150944165
Grow and become a better man and that scholar wouldn't have to teach you.
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>>150944165
Huh, why? Is that why we were getting those random Finn posts here?
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>NOOOOO NOT MUH SHITTY REDDIT SHOW
Good. Let KINGtos TEACH you to watch better things
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>team boomstick now having to listen to who-knows-how-many vocaloid songs for this week's challenge
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>>150944165
Bigotry, Right Wing brainwashing and Toxic Masculinity is a plague. KINGtos is the cure.
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>>150944200
What's the challenge again? I hardly ever keep up with DBCasts for shit like this.
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>>150944218
We don't know, but they gave a hint that it would be useful to research the characters on your team and they said the challenge would be solved quickly once it's revealed tomorrow.
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>>150944203
>>150944196
>>150944186
>>150944183

You fags are ruining the discussion
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>>150944020
Asked
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>>150944218
it's still a mystery and will get revealed tomorrow, it only hinted needing to study up each team's characters which likely gives team wiz the upper hand for having their roster halved
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pity win wiz lol
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>>150944294
But enough about Bowser vs Eggman
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Ash is getting sent to the shadow realm
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>>150944358
Godzilla's footrest
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>>150944338
I've seen so much BLACKED prn of that girl I can't see her normally
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>>150944387
Excel...
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>>150944387
mario...
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>>150944387
Uhhhh dark magician is a guy
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>>150944387
Sonic...
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>>150944358
Sparse crumbs for BARBATOS!
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>>150944387
Well her name is BLACKED Magician Girl
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>>150944387
Shadow...
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>>150943850
Samus and Frieren are out, Sakuya is barely holding on. Meta Knight wasn't even close to dying.
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>>150944430
Her name is dark magician girl because she uses dark magic.
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>>150944113
>both traversing
Traversing what? Meta Knight just travels from place to place in normal ways. Gil is a dimension hopper. They are the not the same.
>legendary lineages of warriors who inherited nigh-fabled weaponry, in the Genji equipment and Galaxia
Where is this ever explicitly confirmed for MK? Is this from Kirby: Right Back at Ya? That's an alternate continuity at best. We're off to a bad start.
>They are introduced as antagonists and rivals to the main character
Wrong. Gil's introduced as a fuckup. The rivalry is one-sided. The closest thing Bartz has to a rival is Faris.
>but are distinguished for their codes of honour and passionate desire for a worthy challenge and highly combative personalities
This is an incredibly common trope, that of the wandering honorable swordsman looking for a worthy challenge, so common as to be worthless.
>contrast being that Meta Knight presents himself as a stern and mysterious swordsman to masquerade this zeal and pride, while Gilgamesh is often regarded as an oafish braggart due to his bombastic, self-aggrandising personality.
After all the bullshit, I'm not giving this a pass. A single personality contrast is not an effective basis for a matchup.
>Knight VS Samurai and Gilgamesh likes to collect rare and powerful swords from his opponents so he's going to try and take Galaxia on sight
There's a lot of famous knights with famous swords. Why not any of them? Why not any of the Royal Knights from Digimon to fight Gil? They're dimension hoppers too. This match sucks shit.
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>>150944513
I'm pretty sure the traversing part is a reference to how in a lot of Kirby games Meta Knight shows up out of nowhere to challenge you to a sword-fight without any build-up, which is the main connection
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>>150944513
>Where is this ever explicitly confirmed for MK?
Galaxia has been made canon to the games.
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Bloodborne vs monhun, who wins?
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>>150944513
Wrong
Yes, and this doesn't matter
"Faris is Bartz's rival" is so stupid I should just ignore the rest of this post based on that
It's a connection
Yes it is
We're talking about MK matchups

Even if any of your criticisms weren't dogshit this is ten times the matchup anyone has proposed for any of the other Team Jizz members
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>>150944626
This is such a surface level matchup that I am convinced you've never played either one.
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>>150944626
MonHun character has both way better feats and arguably better lore from weapons descriptions
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>>150944513
>faris is more of bartz's rival than gilgamesh
...what?
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>>150944513
>Wrong. Gil's introduced as a fuckup. The rivalry is one-sided. The closest thing Bartz has to a rival is Faris.
Gilgamesh is introduced as bumbling but still strong, he already had a reputation for demolishing armies singlehandedly. Faris is never a rival whatsoever for Butz and you know it.
>This is an incredibly common trope
No one cares. Ice powers being common didn't stop Sub-Zero and Glacius. You don't need a mirror image for a death battle.
>A single personality contrast is not an effective basis for a matchup.
No one cares. It's just a fun add-on.
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>>150944544
He "shows up out of nowhere" because people don't fucking pay attention. First appearance he's an overarching boss that's coordinating a defense by his men. No shit he's always around. He's also possibly watching and training Kirby. In Super Star he presumably gets around with his giant fucking ship. This likely explains his appearances every other time.
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I hope Yakumo gets in Death Battle.
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>>150944626
Terrible match up what the fuck
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>>150944685
>He's also possibly
>possibly
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>>150944513
C'mon anon, even the AI slop overview defaults to this
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>>150944685
>MK travels the cosmos in a big ship
>Gilgamesh travels the cosmos using a dimensional portal
Boom
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>>150944626
Excellent matchup. BB takes it with nu-DB lore and statement wank.
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When it came up on the Ballot Banter it seemed like the main appeal of Meta Knight vs Gilgamesh for the Death Battle staff was just that it writes itself with an obvious set-up and would be a fun fight, and didn't need anything else for the characters. So that's I assume why the match got traction
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>>150944745
No she uses magic to banish demons
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>>150944790
The "demons" being nigger semen and "banishing" is putting it into her womb.
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>>150944783
And what else do you need? Forcing that they need to have identical narratives is just annoying.
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>>150944783
I haven't kept up with the polls, who would samus be against?
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>>150944838
Alucard
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Gilgamesh kind of feels more like a Galacta Knight parallel (secret superboss who's a fanservice treat for long-time players across multiple games), but I guess that's also why he makes sense as a Meta Knight fight.
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>>150944805
black people didn't exist 5,000 years ago
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>>150944849
That seems like an odd choice
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>>150944838
Chief, Mega Man X, Firefly (from Honkai Star Rail) and Nova Terra (from Starcraft) most likely
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>>150944592
And there's a lot of stuff that's contradictory, like the Lololo and Lalala being being Kirby's enemies in the games and friendly in Right Back at Ya. It's an alternate universe, not suitable to determining MK's backstory.
>>150944634
>Wrong
Concession accepted.
>Yes, and this doesn't matter
It's a major part of the supposed backstory connection and it's bullshit, I'd say it matters.
>"Faris is Bartz's rival" is so stupid I should just ignore the rest of this post based on that
I said "closest thing" you fucking liar. She's not his rival, but she's the closest thing to a lancer in the group. In any event, his rival isn't Gil. That's like saying the Whispy Woods is Kirby's rival.
>It's a connection
It's a fucking worthless one.
>Yes it is
Glad you agree.
>We're talking about MK matchups
Any of the other MK matches are better than Gil. I'm just suggesting better matches for Gil are probably elsewhere.
>>150944679
>Gilgamesh is introduced as bumbling but still strong, he already had a reputation for demolishing armies singlehandedly.
He's still a fuckup, and Bartz never sees him as a rival. In FF5 the last thing we see is Gil begging to join the group and be our friend. He's not a rival in any capacity, except in his own proclamation.
>No one cares. Ice powers being common didn't stop Sub-Zero and Glacius. You don't need a mirror image for a death battle.
"Same powers" is the lowest common form for thematic connection. It's why Grey vs Esdeath and Misaka vs Killua were garbage. "Wandering swordsman" is so common the connection is worthless.
>No one cares. It's just a fun add-on.
It seemed to be a core component of that paragraph, and every other response when the thematic connections are asked for. It's not quite good enough to be the sole connection.
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>>150944882
>metroid vs vania
>'odd choice'
???
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Enough!
When is my wife going to get an episode?
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>>150944892
I SUMMON CURSE OF RA IN ATTACK MODE
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>Meta Knight: Zero, Riku, Gilgamesh (Final Fantasy), Vergil
>Flowey: The Princess, Magolor, Dimentio, Monika
>Sakuya: DIO, Hit, Homura, Death (Castlevania)
>Kamen Rider Geats: Liu Kang, Bayonetta, Sailor Moon, Nero (Fate)
Do you like Team Wiz's matchup spread?
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>>150944720
Are you sure this is the defense you want, asking the thing that tells you to glue pizza
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>>150944720
>using AI in an argument
Good morning, saars!
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>>150944854
That would actually be better, now that you bring it up. Why isn't that the match that got popular?
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>tfw you job to the villain of Osmose Jones
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>>150944700
It's not explicitly confirmed. It's called "being careful with your words".
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>>150944965
Like I said in the post, him being a Galacta Knight parallel is probably part of why he makes sense as a Meta Knight fight. It's Meta Knight fighting someone like Galacta Knight and Gilgamesh fighting someone like the usual Final Fantasy protagonists he challenges. Also people care about Meta Knight more I assume.
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>>150944900
>She's not his rival,
Faris isn't his rival in literally any capacity whatsoever. I don't even understand how anyone who actually played FF5 could even remotely come to this conclusion. This is on par with saying Gilgamesh is the main antagonist or Lenna is the main protagonist. I would have less of an issue with you saying Gilgamesh isn't a rival character (which is completely wrong, but just giving some leeway) if you didn't include that incredibly fucking stupid comment

There's not really much of a point in arguing or debating something with someone who didn't play something but is making arguments based on pretending he did
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Holy shit Kratos just killed the other thread holuy kek
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>>150945028
KINGtos was TEACHING Finn...
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Kratos could never...
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>>150944687
How come this game flopped so hard?
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>>150945053
using a sword (the weapon of white colonisers) against a Black Invention?
Finn, I thought you were a Better Man than this.
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>>150944995
I personally think optional secret boss vs optional secret boss is more compelling, myself. They're more likely to be similar in themes and power level. I admit people probably care more about Meta Knight, but it's not like Galacta Knight is completely unloved. I think he would be a more compelling match.
>>150945000
It's not like I can say Exdeath is the rival. Both Galuf and Faris shares the elements of "person in the party that contrasts the hero in terms of authority but isn't the tagalong kid or the girl". But Bartz doesn't have a Riku, and Gil is more like Team Rocket than Gary Oak. Would it be better if I had said "Bartz doesn't have a real rival, in the context of how the narrative flows, only a final villain"? Anyways, Gil vs MK is still a shit matchup.
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I HATE WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>150945028
>>150945038
>>150945081

>>150945053

Fuck you.

Meteor level btw
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>>150945095
no Universe Scaling?
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Sonic's pretty cool, I think.
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Also I'm chronically addicted to sounding!
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>>150945138
also i'm trans
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>curse of ra actually worked
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>>150944854
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>>150945095
No yggdrasil scaling?
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>>150945150
>>150945153
>posted less than a minute apart
I'm popular :D
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>>150945215
and also I hate Kratos which is why women won't touch me
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>>150945218
true, but the women thing is many other factors.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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Has Galacta Knight won literally any fight ever across the games and books
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>>150945222
trust us, brother. Once you see the light of reason become a Kratos SCHOLAR you shall drown in women AND wisdom
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>>150945226
Post Sonic destroying a mountain.
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>>150945227
he hasn't even had a canonical appearance yet
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>>150945243
I-I-I-I-I just have this...
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>>150943863
Stomp that mountain then Midtos.
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BBC IS KINO!
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This guy is the fucking devil holy shit
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>>150945259
now post what happens if he flies into the moon without Supreme's Gun
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When is SLURPnic going to clean out GODrio's pipes for a third time?
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With every source available to me… the games, the books, the developer tweets, the cafe, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE GALACTA KNIGHT WINNING A FIGHT, MUCH LESS AGAINST META KNIGHT! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGta Knight who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT BOSS BATTLE against a butterfly who not only has a BETTER FIGHT but is also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he wins a fight, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
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>>150945297
CANON!
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>>150944127
only the strong survive. it's harsh out here.
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>>150945254
Didn't Morpho Knight show up in FL's canon post-game story? I wouldn't imagine that him maintaining that appearance specifically can be attributed to Forgo's absorption.
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>>150945306
this makes sense because Kratos and Touhou are the strongest of all time
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>>150944965
Galacta Knight barely even shows up and has no story significance. MK is easier.
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>>150945270
>This guy is the fucking devil holy shit
he did nothing wrong
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>>150945240
but all i need is my wife.
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>>150944900
>He's not a rival in any capacity
He claims it, he's a reoccurring antagonist, sounds like a rival to me. Not like Butz even denies it much.
>It's why Grey vs Esdeath and Misaka vs Killua were garbage
No, those were bad because they were boring. Entirely unrelated.
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>>150945273
so like what happens in the main game when he killed The End?
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>>150945314
That would imply Galacta Knight's one role in canon was showing up and instantly dying to a butterfly.
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>>150945264
I'm from britain (painful) and my first thought was our actual channel, the BBC.
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>>150945348
no, in the main game Sage killed The End while Sonic watches
If Sonic flies into the moon without dodging and without Supreme's Gun, he splats and dies instantly
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>>150945339
formerly my husband
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>>150945259
>Has to ascend to Super Sonic 2 just to destroy a moon
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>>150945336
HE DID EVERYTHING WRONG
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Who's winnin'?
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>>150945379
even that wasn't enough. He also needed cybercorruption, AND Supreme's gun
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>>150945354
Wouldn't be the most humilliating defeat he has suffered.
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Why do Sonicfags try to push for their characters against anyone?
>Knuckles vs Meta Knight
Who even looks at those two side by side and thinks there's anything going on? Someone even said Amy should return, like who gives a fuck about Amy in this day and age? She was a gimmick character who lost her own gimmick.
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>>150945401
Way too obvious, try harder next time
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There is NOTHING wrong with never winning a fight across your entire series.
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>>150945401
what about shadow
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My thread JOBBED to Kratos...
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>>150944965
Here's a simple question for you anon:
What's Galacta Knights's personality? What does he do besides show up to fight as a secret boss?
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>show up with no explanation
>help some aliens seal away satan
>go mad with power and get sealed away by marketable mascots
>get summoned by a giant genie god to face a strong warrior
>lose
>show up with no explanation as a secret boss in a boss rush
>lose
>get summoned by a giant supercomputer and one-shot him
>still lose
>finally enter the world of HD graphics
>get instantly killed by a butterfly before I can even start fighting who then replaces me for the rest of the series
E-enter...
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>>150945473
OUR FUARKING JOBBER!
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>>150945458
>DUDE MUH PERSONALITYYYYYYY
I'm beginning to really hate you faggots
This isn't "sit around and talk about your feelings ;(" battle it's called DEATH BATTLE
You FIGHT to the DEATH
Does Galacta Knight look cool, have a fun moveset, and would his fights be fun? Yes? Then that's all that matters. Stop giving a shit about connections and think about the fights people want to see.

Stop being a woman
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>>150945489
>Does Galacta Knight look cool, have a fun moveset, and would his fights be fun?
I get the sentiment but there's not much to talk about. DB has to have an analysis segment for each fighter and for him there's not much to go over.
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>>150945361
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>>150945300
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_uu_izpVSEc&pp=ygUIU29kYSBwb3A%3D
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>>150945512
Uhhh...
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>>150945512
post alligator eating super sonic
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>>150945512
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>>150945525
this did literally nothing to harm it. It just moved on to its next phase like nothing happened and Sonic could no longer even touch it
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>>150945546
damn tree level moon
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Our heroes and their wives
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>anti sonic melty
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>>150945546
FUARK! Mr Frog soloes the Sonicverse
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>>150945562
Its over Sonic.
Surremder or there will be...trouble.
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Notice how no one can downplay Clive as sub-mountain level fodder? Doesn't matter if Dante wins, his humiliation ritual in these threads has already happened.
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I am walking down an ally of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of POKEMON TRAINERS appear before me. I jump up and down in joy.

"Where you going, YUGIboi?" they ask.

"I'll go w-wherever you take me," I say

One of the KANTO men grabs me by the throat.

"You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Gary Oak says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."

I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the POKEMON TRAINERS whip their 18 INCH SNAKES out.

They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals.

"You like that, ya Egyptian femboy?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks.

"Y-yes," I gargle.

His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any KAIBACOCK I have ever accepted.

"Oh, by the way YUGIboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to the American dancing obsessed TEA and PENETRATES her.

"You ain't making no holograms anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is playing with real monsters now."

"Yes, s-sir..." I say.

A large KANTO hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face.

"YUGIboi, I think I like you," Ash says.

He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers. The other POKEMON TRAINER men stroke their love muscles at me.

At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like BIGGEST IP ON THE PLANET SEMEN.

"This is only the start, YUGIboi," they say. "Every duelist gonna get VRAINS'd this way."

They leave me and T*a lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.

THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Four Fist Death Punch" like every crackloving THIRD RATE DUELIST WITH A FOURTH RATE DECK who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
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Who should they fight
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>>150945598
..And make it double!
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>>150945489
Battles can be enhanced by personalities.
Meta Knight already looks cool and has a fun moveset for cool fights.
I don't give a shit about connections, but using Galacta Knight over Meta Knight is like using Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth over regular Sephiroth.
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>>150945626
Charlie and Vaggie, Hazbin Hotel.
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>>150945598
Snake solos Sonicverse
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>>150945624
Ash is 10 years old
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>>150945606
Dante has already been humiliated by DMCfags faking scans anon, you can't get much lower than that
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>>150945652
The battle ends in 5 seconds with a bullet to their heads. Next.
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>>150945355
I was going to make fun of you further but now I feel bad because you live in an actual dictatorial shithole. I'm sorry. The west will rise again. 1488
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>>150945685
Charlie and Vaggie outscale this. the bullet is in Panty's head.
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*BANG*
*SMASH*
*WALLOP*
*CRACK*
*Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*
Forest Spirit pauses from shoving his tongue down Huntress Wizard’s throat
FS: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Forest Spirit-Sama?!”
Huntress Wizard stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Fat Blonde Lady is clearly beating Finn to death without mercy behind the branches and leaves
HW: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Finn. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's prepping me for you, oh great and powerful and attractive Forest Spirit-Sama”
From the bush:
F: “FOREST SPIRIT-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS FEMINIST LANDWHALE IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”
FS: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over HW. How old were you again? I like em young.”
The bushes rustle more as the cucky midget gets pummelled by empowered woman fists until his face is unrecognisable, his remaining teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Polycule partner" taking the girl he loves most away from him
F: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D EMPOWERED LESBIANS MORE!”
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I don’t get Spider-Man vs Ninja Turtles. If Peter wins, the Turtles get roasted for getting wrecked by Spidey running the face . If the Turtles win, they get roasted for needing four (and probably a composite) to beat one guy. Feels only Spidey fans benefit
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>>150945702
>Charlie and Vaggie outscale
Nigga no they do not
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>>150945714
the KING of /co/ declares this canon.
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Very deranged and scary thread at the moment
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>>150945721
Yes they do. They scale to Lucifer who canonically in Helluva created Hell, and trounced Adam (who outscales every sinner in hell put together)
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"Pikachu, 10 million mega super thundervolt!"

"Magic Cylinder!"

GG
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>>150945626
They should have their tight pussies fight my dick
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>>150945342
>He claims it
And Bartz never returns it. It is fairly obviously a one-sided rivalry, and that's certainly what not Meta Knight has with Kirby. And it's not what any of Meta Knights other, better options tend to have with their actual rivals. If you claim Gil's and Bartz' "rivalry" is anything like what MK has with Kirby, that borders on disrespectful.
>he's a reoccurring antagonist
To be humiliated.
>sounds like a rival to me
You seem to be deaf, if that sounds like a rival to you. It sounds like comic relief to me.
>Not like Butz even denies it much.
He doesn't say much to Gil at all. What little he does say tends to fall along the lines of how you'd talk to an annoying dog.
https://youtu.be/S66hvN719C8?t=2262
I mean, look at pic related. Is that what you say to a rival?
>No, those were bad because they were boring
And so is Gil vs MK. It's bad because all the connections are lies, and the fight itself comes down to "sword'. Which is as boring as Esdeath vs Grey's "ice", Misaka vs Killua's "electricity", and Ace vs Natsu's "fire".
> Entirely unrelated.
It is 100% related.
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>>150945737
Z-Moves bypass deflection. Try again.
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>>150945714
>Slander

All you have, SHITmon. Finn is a CHAD
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>>150945714
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>>150945749
>And Bartz never returns it. It is fairly obviously a one-sided rivalry
I guess Red "doesn't return it" with Blue either. Why's that matter?
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>>150945763
Not really. He’s no Coop from Megas XLR
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>>150945752
not magic
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>>150945714
>Fiona and Cake spoilers
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>>150945788

Cope and Seethe, Simon, PB, and Marceline FAGS. Finn is the HERO of the show, meteor level, and saved COUNTLESS of lives.
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>"Butthat is just what Clive has done in his home universe. lets talk about Dissida."
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>Dante could move at around 15 quadrillion times the speed of light! That's impressive!

>Unfortunately, Clive could casually outpace the universe being compressed into a few meters in the span of a second so fast that it looked like the universal compression was completely frozen from his perspective! And that's before you get into how Clive can fight in realms beyond time, that's just straight up beyond infinite speed! He could even keep up with that Kratos guy!
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>>150945804
How big was the meteor?
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>>150945736
Panty and Stocking are the literal daughters of God who created heaven.
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>>150943654
But Kingtos, you have no feats, and you won.
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>>150945053
EXTRADIMENSIONAL BLACK HOLE TANKINN IN BASE???
FUCKKK FUCK FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS RIGBY AND MORDECAI, HE'LL BE COMING AFTER YOU AFTER HE GETS THE BETTER RETURN SHOW.
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>>150945852
being daughters doesn't mean anything.
You need to fight on the same scale as the creator. Which Charlie does. And Panty doesn't.
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>>150945768
Red is a different case, as Red has no speaking lines in his game. It is up to you, as the player, to interpret what his state of mind is in any given moment. Bartz has speaking lines. What he expresses for Gil is the contempt of a grown man to a failing midget clown. Besides, Blue has actual accomplishments, and stands as either the final challenge of the game or the penultimate one if you consider Mewtwo the final challenge. Gil is most assuredly not the final boss, or anything resembling the final boss, or anything resembling a plot-resonant adversary. He is the weirdo comic relief, and that's why he's beloved by fans. He is not the rival.
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>>150945719
It should just be Spidey vs one of the turtles, if he can beat one he can probably beat them all via statstomp and if one can beat him then adding others is just overkill. There is simply no way to make the turtles look good after 4v1ing Spider-Man, imagine picrel but with dead turtles.
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>>150945852
we're all the sons and daughters of God, anon
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>"And when he was in hell, he also helped his new buddy the Demi-Fiend beat up Shin Megami Tensei God himself!"
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Enough about the jobber knights, when's #ourguy's fight?
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>>150945864
>Lucifer
>Creator
Then who the fuck is this asshole
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>>150945852
>God who created heaven.
Their father is just the king of heaven. Not the creator.
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>>150945899
a faker. Vivzie said so herself, he lied about being older for clout because Lucifer is depressed and no longer listening to what he says
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>See, this Ouroboros guy was going to wipe out all of reality, and he starts devouring the multiverse on screen! Then halfway through the fight, he breaks into the real world and even starts physically reaching for the player through their camera and consuming real life! Yes, the one you, the viewer, live in!

>But even with that kind of firepower, he couldn't put down the Bravely squad. But you know what could? The same Zettaflare that Clive could effortlessly shrug off.
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>>150945914
KINGtos has such loyal vassals.
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>>150945719
If the TMNT fight a Marvel 4v1, it really should be their very obvious inspiration in Daredevil
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>>150945804
>>150945858
Isn't finn a reincarnation of a god comet in the lore?
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I just benched the bar
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>>150945870
Literally no one cares if it's self-proclaimed or not. Blue and Silver also make excuses for themselves, the typical "I let you win" or other some such, just like Gilgamesh does.
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>>150945928
through his power, they are undefeatable.
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>>150945967
Most rivals in Pokemon don't even do anything noteworthy, the games still call them rivals nonetheless because that's what they are
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>>150943482
What the fuck you mean Athena is universal?
I thought she was mindhax fodder!
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>>150943654
>>150943661
You could say the better man works out...
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>>150945752
deflection is different than redirection
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>>150943705
Not a Kingtos guy but what am I looking at? This looks like just some panel wide explosion
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>>150944239
They have to write a literary analysis (2-page, double spaced, MLA citation) of the works of HP Lovecraft, specifically the ones where the Necronomicon appear (to tie in with Evil Dead).
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>>150945967
You seem to be making a lot of excuses. A comically lopsided rivalry is not a real rivalry, and equating what Gil and Bartz has to what Kirby and MK have borders on disrespect and demonstrates a clear inability to actually analyze tone and flow of plot. I'm beginning to question to you actually have any ability to read, as opposed to seeing individual words you recognize and pouncing on them like a lobotomized cat. And I've rarely seen Silver be claimed to be Sonic's rival, or anyone's rival really. In any event, Silver and Blue have actual accomplishments. Silver helps beat Solaris, and Blue is the Pokemon League champion before the player gets there. Gil's accomplishments in FFV are that of an incompetent. He fails as a prison guard and is beaten in a 1v1, flees like a coward whenever it looks like things are going badly, and mistakes a cheap imitation for a legendary sword. He is the blustering comic relief, not the rival.
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>K.O.
>Boomstick: Ow, my childhood, again… did we really have to watch Charizard die three whole times?
>Wiz: If it helps, this was a very close battle. Ash’s wide array of Pokemon and abilities would certainly have given Yugi a run for his money, at least, at first.
>Boomstick: Until he was able to use his bullshit magic and trap cards to counter them all! Seriously, stopping attacks with light swords, reflecting attacks back at all of Ash’s monsters, and neutralizing Pokemon into a freaking pentagram?!
>Wiz: While Ash’s team was certainly diverse and strong, they relied heavily on his training and tactics to function outside of fighting like wild animals. Realistically, he could only control a few of them at once. On the other hand, Yugi could simultaneously activate multiple cards and control several monsters on the field.
>Boomstick: And that’s not even getting into their attack power. Yugi controls monsters that measure up to continent level threats like the Leivathan. His strongest monster casually one-shotted Zorc, who caused a solar eclipse without breaking a sweat!

(1/2)
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>>150944838
No one considering she got voted off the island.
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>>150946163
NTA but it's the character Suika exploding the moon. Suika's gimmick is that she can manipulate her density to increase her physical strength. The explanation for this is kind of funky, the Moon is reflected from the heavens in Touhou so Suika shattered the heavens with her physical strength, which caused the moon to explode.
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>>150946169
>borders on disrespect and demonstrates a clear inability to actually analyze tone and flow of plot.
The fact you're dropping this when you started this melty with "Faris is Bartz's rival" is actually insane
Shut up dumbass
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Deku is a hero and a role model
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>>150946182
>Wiz: Ash’s attacks by comparison were a bit more underwhelming, and his strongest moves were limited by the constraints of things like mega-evolution-
>Boomstick: -while Yugi’s Egyptian Gods could pretty much do whatever they wanted. But hey, couldn’t Ash have just, you know punched him? I’d at least want to see if I could grab that stupid haircut, there’s no way he doesn’t use product.
>Wiz: Uh, yeah. While Ash has definitely displayed some relatively impressive strength feats, there’s a question of if he would have even gotten close enough to Yugi to strike him. Atem has displayed a mastery of trickery and illusions several times over, and Ash, well…
>Boomstick: He’s kinda dumb yeah. And he’s fallen for mental manipulation abilities before, a lot actually….
>Wiz: Yugi’s superior tactical mind, range of abilities, and more impressive attack power won the day.
>Boomstick: Ash couldn’t quite catchup to Yugi’s mojo.
>Wiz: The Winner is Yugi Mutou.
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Clive pity win
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>>150946046
Sorry Bison. Its a time for a new leader of Shadaloo to take over.
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>>150946163
Pic rel
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>>150946197
I addressed that at a later post. Go look for it, I'm not going to help your illiterate ass. In any event, concession accepted. Gil vs MK fucking sucks and is built on lies.
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>>150946210
Clive ain't winning
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>>150946169
>A comically lopsided rivalry is not a real rivalry
>borders on disrespect and demonstrates a clear inability to actually analyze tone and flow of plot.
For what? A Kirby game?
>Sonic's rival
I was talking about Pokemon Gold & Silver you twat.
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Gil vs MK is cool because it would be neat to see them interact.
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>>150946234
Post Dante destroying a mountain
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>>150946223
You "addressed" it by backtracking because you knew what you said was stupid
Now you're trying to call another anon illiterate
Quit while you're behind, please
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>>150946210
What is he even getting a pity win for? Tifa vs Yang being wrong? Since Cloud vs Link was reversed?
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>>150946219
evil athena has spunk, i like her
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>>150946242
>For what? A Kirby game?
There is obviously an undercurrent of respect in MK and Kirby's interactions. It's not the one-sided baying of a small dog.
>I was talking about Pokemon Gold & Silver you twat.
And you make a strange assumption that I can read your mind when it comes to the multiple characters named "Silver" out there. Baffling. In that case, that Silver isn't made out to be comic relief like Gil is. There's a difference in tone.
>>150946266
And I admitted in good grace what I wrote was not entirely accurate, but amended it to make a more accurate statement. Are you going to admit when you're wrong? That Gil vs MK is built on lies, a true rival vs buffoonish comic relief? And it is a terrible match? Or are you and your ability to read and analyze as stuck in elementary school as your level of maturity?
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>>150944626
This a pretty cool match, I'd like to see it
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>>150946321
What is it with battleboard autists and talking like anime villains when people call them out on being tards
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>>150946352
It's fun. I'm having fun. Sometimes it's fun to beat up on a punching bag.
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>>150946283
Dante vs Bayonetta being the most inaccurate Death Battle
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>>150945752
Magic Cylinder negates attacks, it's like GER attack negation. pikachu still takes the damage kek
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>>150946382
>Magic Cylinder negates attacks,
And Z-Moves negate attack negation.
>It's like GER
lol
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>>150946358
I don't think you are though
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>>150946396
Thank you, that's very kind of you.
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>>150946395
i mean if somehow it negates reflection, Yugi cab also negate it with negate attack or an effect instead. Yugi has ways to still block stuff of redirecting it once fails.

Then use any of his many team nukes to kill Pikachu instantly, sacrifice him or brainwash him to kill Ash.
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>>150946358
It's more just being pedantic over what qualifies as a rival because by that standard several others don't count.
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Death Battle, please get Victor Borba to sing for Dante vs Clive. He already sang Bury the Light, and he sang for Game Over (Bowser vs Eggman). He recently sang for Ninja Gaiden 4.
https://x.com/VictorABorba/status/1980473167102767374
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>>150946205
Gohan isn't a cuck though
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>>150946420
Also ash has no counter to shining dragon erasing him
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>>150946046
>>150946219
something something kill yourself you spic
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>>150946477
Neither is Deku. Ochako was too busy being haunted by her tulpa of Toga to date anyone.
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>>150946420
>Yugi cab also negate it with negate attack or an effect instead
No lol. If you're using Magic Cylinder you're stuck with Magic Cylinder. You can't stack negation effects, even then, they'd just get negated again.
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>>150946494
>Neither is Deku. Ochako was too busy being haunted by her tulpa of Toga to date anyone.
>Deku cuck cope
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>>150946431
I mean, there's the clear and obvious fact that the rivalry is one-sided and the balance of power is lopsided, that Bartz never sees Gil as any real sort of credible adversary, that Gil isn't a terribly serious character to start with. Look at it this way. Speed-of-Sound Sonic states Saitama is his rival, but never gets any victories over him and is never credibly assessed or even called a rival by Saitama. Do we take Sonic's one-sided declaration with nothing to show for it as a sign that a rivalry exists there? Gil is in the same boat. You guys are trying to call a parrot a dolphin, just because the parrot says "I am a dolphin".
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>>150946395
>And Z-Moves negate attack negation
no, they don't. pokemon moves block damage (a thing in yugioh too) and z-moves bypass that
DISABLE is the closer you have to attack negation
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>>150946521
Gilgamesh is still an actual boss fight. He's not oneshotted effortlessly like Sonic is by accident.
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>>150946477

Well, Gohan kissed Cocoa. He cheated on Videl.
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>>150946517
Wrong. Yugi can kuriboh or magic card. Cope and seethe.
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>>150946517
GO FIVE KURIBOH BROTHERS
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What will Ash do when Atem uses Brain Control on Pikachu?
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>>150945392
Outerversal moon, obviously.
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>>150946521
Yes lmao
Look up what "a rival" means dumbass, just because Sonic is an ant to Saitama does not mean he isn't a rival
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>>150946587
N-No pikachu pls pls remember who you are you dont have to do this nooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>150946536
He's a boss fight that always ends in a goofy manner, in ways to signify he was never really a threat. His dialogue is comedic. He loses a 1v1 with an old man. He runs away whenever he's on the losing end, he chases after his sidekick after he sees his sidekick has ditched him, he mistakes a cheap imitation for a legendary weapon. He is very, very obviously not supposed to be a serious opponent.
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Should Atem be in control at the start, or should Yugi and Ash talk first, before Atem takes over, making Ash go "WTF?"
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>>150946634
Yugi canonically doesnt change physically. Its just the confidence boost that makes him seem bigger.
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>>150946587
Manga Atem would fucking murder Ash
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>>150946624
>He loses a 1v1 with an old man
Are you trying to say Galuf was weak? He's not even that old.
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>>150946592
I guess the word "rival" doesn't actually mean anything to you. I'm unwilling to debate your level of stupid, I'm sorry. The term "rival" requires a level of comparableness and/or competition. If you can't use words in a remotely intelligible manner, I may as well just argue with Cleverbot. All your further and future concessions are accepted. Have a good day.
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>>150946645
both anime and manga show em as being the same size at the end which is kinda beautiful ngl
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>>150946672
He used to be so short
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>>150946672
I think they're also the same size in Dark Side of Dimensions too.
>>150946683
Yeah, Yugi use to be barely taller than Sonic the Hedgehog at the start of the manga. He would also lack a nose.
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>>150946624
didn't Exdeath also lose a 1v1 to the same old man?
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>>150946658
When he runs away while losing but saying "That's enough of a beating for today, don't step out of line again" yeah that's a comedic moment suggesting Gil's not a terribly serious opponent.
https://youtu.be/RQgT6XvY2ug?t=57
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>>150945458
Nigga we had Godzilla vs Gamera, a fight where none of them talk.
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Greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
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>>150946700
I don't really care that Gilgamesh is comedic, self-proclaimed rival or not. He still acts as one, much like how Kirby never has a rivalry with MK either by that standard, MK just suddenly fights him here and there. It'd be just as one-sided on MK's end.
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>>150946683
So were you when you were 12.
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>>150946695
read my mind
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>>150946538
Have sex you fucking virgin
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When did Kaiba gain a fucking a 8 pack?
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>>150946219
Kill yourself listtroon.
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>>150946698
What? When? There's a fight where he's supposed to die in a 1v1, but I don't remember him winning against Exdeath 1v1.
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>>150946730
You need to be on prime dueling condition at all times
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Alright bitches I haven't seen any of the Yugioh anime beyond the first 7 episodes a few years ago. Explain what happens.
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>>150946730
He's a rich narcissist, you think he didn't get cosmetic surgery?
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>>150946750
He can use duel monsters irl and scales to multiversal destruction
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>>150946698
He intentionally did so to lull the heroes into a false sense of security.
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>>150946758
I guess that would also explain why Kaiba got so fucking tall over the series.
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>>150946750
Yugi gets actual Egyptian Gods who he then can combine into the Creator God
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In canon, Atem refused to use Shadow Games and Penalty Games after Duelist Kingdom, but 'm guessing Death Battle will ignore that.
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>>150946720
Then you're going to have to acknowledge that your desire to see this fight has nothing resembling an objective basis in characterization or tone. You want to see the comic relief fight the mentor-rival for no real reason other than you think it would be cool. I would respect you a lot more if you were honest about that, instead of making shit up.
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>>150946801
He doesnt need shadow games retard.
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>>150946750
Egyptian horrors beyond human comprehension. Also, tournaments and pissed off capitalists.
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>>150946657
I see why Kaiba is obsessed with taking down Yugi now, jesus, that is actual trauma.
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>>150944980
The medicine is not deadly to you, but DEADLY to microscopic terrorist!
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>>150946801
also Superman fucking nukes the earth, Aang murders people and Batman advices Terry to use loud noises then explode spiderman 2099's head with several bombs
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>>150946705
Those guys still have more than a character who's like 90% fan theories.
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>>150946758
Kaiba is too narcisistic to use such shortcuts, he would be able to deadlift 600 pounds in like a year, through sheer ego.
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>>150946857
Fuck, Injustice was so ass
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You know what's funny? This is Kaiba AFTER the mind crush.
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Deku fucked your favorite girl in your favorite sex position and made her orgasm so hard she fainted.
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>>150946750
Yugi vs ash. Both are...Uh...Kinda dubious feats, and feats became everything after the equivalent of "guy who gets routinely hurt by rocks, is actually multiversal because he beat a guy who beat a guy, who was stated to be able to fight a guy who threatened to destroy the multiverse (which is actually a planet)", beat someone whose final fight had him grow the size of a planet, and reduce stars into cosmic dust.
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>>150946890
I don't like girls. They make me hurl. I'm not straight. How could I be? I am gay.
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>>150946890
…in his cuck fantasy next to Simon listening to BVLLS fucking Yoko and Ochaco
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>>150946824
>mentor
>meta knight
What? You just keep being pedantic and spouting dumb shit along the way. It's hard to keep up with your act.
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>>150946858
The funniest part about aang killing, is that he literally finished up a guy who was literally in death door, for no fucking reason. While pulling his verse equivalent of summoning wuxianxia jesus.
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>>150946905
>"guy who gets routinely hurt by rocks, is actually multiversal because he beat a guy who beat a guy, who was stated to be able to fight a guy who threatened to destroy the multiverse (which is actually a planet)", beat someone whose final fight had him grow the size of a planet, and reduce stars into cosmic dust.
Sounds like marvel street tier scaling

Post Yugi or Ash destroying rock
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>>150946905
>dubious
when yubel clearly states what would happen if super poly happens and we literally see yugi use irl duel monsters and hax vs leviathan and zarc move the moon
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>>150943661
Tick Tock, troonhoufags.
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Deku got cucked by your favorite girl in her favorite sex position and saw her orgasm so hard she fainted.
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>>150946838
He invited Yugi to a game of Russian roulette dinner and his brother ended up being poisoned.
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>>150946951
>Steals a car
>Spins pen
>Gifts away 250,000 bucks for it
>Drives away

Kaiba is just that cool
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>>150946966
500k*
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Yugi fucks Rebecca daily
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>>150946927
Suika destroying heaven is greater than country level, canon, and not contradicted by anything. What else do you want?
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>>150947042
Tea really lost to this half pint
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I don't remember much about yugioh but wasnt there that one tranny?
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>>150947100
?
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>Seismic Toss
Ash won
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>>150947042
>>150947093
>>150947100
...Death Battle?
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>>150946910
Well, yeah, originally in his first appearance he throws Invincible Candy to Kirby while also directing his soldiers to fight Kirby and eventually fights Kirby himself to possibly train him up for the fight with Nightmare. And it's not an entirely one-sided rivalry, as seen in Kirby Fighters 2 where Kirby accepts a competitive challenge from MK. In any event, Gil and MK are completely different types of characters with completely different roles and the matchup is nonsense.
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How salty is Yugi's foreskin? I've heard the smarter the guy the more stinky it gets
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>>150947121
Gimme a good Yugi matchup
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>>150947111
Ash Vs Yugi is more interesting than Clive Vs Dante
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>>150947125
Hal...
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>>150947127
Sakura is for him
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Let's say that Kaguya, Imu, and Aizen jump Frieza. Can they actually beat him?
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>>150947129
Not really, it just seems to be an excuse for mentally ill retards here to act more autistic than usual
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>>150947125
Salty doesn't necessarily imply stinky, but I've heard from my good friend Ash Ketchum that it is EXTRAORDINARILY SALTY and STINKY!
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>>150947140
>more autistic than usual
Would you rather prefer cuckposting
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>>150947104
Yubel I think
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>>150947127
>Little girl who doesn't even fight with monster against monster
>A franchise that absolutely nobody compares with Yu-Gi-Oh
Tryhard
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>>150947164
That's basically what's going on already
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>>150947136
They jump him, as in they get the drop on him and he just takes it because he's cocky? Kaguya's TSO probably duraneg him. Aizen could illusion him too, especially if he does the typical "hrmph you weakling, let's see what you got!" like with Nail because Aizen would have a power level of 200. (or he's multiversal and mercs him if you believe Bleachfags)
If Imu's Domi Reversi can really be used at will, that would deal with Frieza too. That's likely not the case, however.
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Posting Simon again, eh?
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>>150947196
Belmont?
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>>150947196
post morrigan
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>>150947136
Considering Goku jumped Frieza and KILLED him, I'm sure the team wmof Outerversal villains can do it too
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>>150947196
The chimpmunk?
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>>150947202

No, the Gurren Lagann guy. Ya know, the show with Yoko.

The hot redhead.
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Dante couldn't make it.
Its MY turn to take you down, Bayonetta.
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>>150947136
It's kind of funny how absurdly strong Frieza is, even during Namek Saga. He's like the Great Filter of powerscaling. Either you beat Frieza (1% of fiction) or you don't (the 99%).
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KINGTOS.

Yugi is a slave owner btw
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>>150947202
>>150947210
Both of these CHADmons gape Cucky Simon from Gurren Laggan btw
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>>150947136
No. Frieza transforms and they get BLACKED.
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>>150947245
>toyotaco's favela toilet paper
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>>150947230
>Yugi enslaved KINGtos
Based
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>>150947253
STOP insulting the BELOVED DRAGON BALL MANGA! You must be a BETTER MAN right this INSTANT!
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>>150947127
I don't get this matchup. Like yeah they both use cards, but so what? It's not like they're the only characters with that gimmick.
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>>150947253
Make insults based off of nationality isn't funny. The histories of BIPOC histories are etched in struggle, their worth questioned by systems designed to diminish them. Yet, their cultures are rich, their knowledge vast, their very existence a defiance against oppression. Justice demands we lift the chains we forged, not merely observe their weight
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>>150947269
Magicians, monster card summoning, divine power.
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Jill is so lucky...
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>>150947268
>>150947286
My? KINGS.
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>>150947300
Dante is so lucky to fuck his ass...
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>>150947325
Lady femdoms Dante
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>>150947345
>Dante watches Lady take it as he does nothing*
Fixed
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Ahem
*wins*
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For your next challenge on CHAMPION'S ISLAND, go 10 posts without mentioning kekoldry.
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>>150947235
The chipmunk simon is a bigger cuck than seamon the digger
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>>150947390
Post Dox destroying a mountain.
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FFUUUUCCKKK I'M SUCH A HAPPY KEKOLD! Kylebro btw.
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Cucky Dante
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>>150947210

The Chipmunks is a shitty franchise and they all need to be stomped to death with a large metal-toed boot.
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>>150947325
Yoko please settle down
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>>150947214
Who is this semen demon?
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>>150947426

Or, OR...post more of her.
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>>150947428
morrigan aensland
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>>150947286
>Make insults based off
You, Are. Fucking. BROWN!
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HOT HOT HOT HOT! Jill must be such a happy KEKQUEAN!
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>>150947430
Kill yourself waifushitter.
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>>150947434
We live in a vast and beautifully diverse world filled with thousands of cultures and languages. To insult someone for learning something new like a language is wrong. Be a better man.
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>>150947428
Spiderman's girlfriend
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>>150947434
Surrender Jiren
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>>150947440

Whadda you care, you have Nia.

OH WAIT!
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>>150947434
>Insulting BIPOC
NOT. IN. THESE. HALLS.
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>>150947393
Guys........
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Cucky Clive
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YOU CAN SEE IT FRIEREN!!

YOU CAN SEE MY CURSED TECHNIQUE!!!
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>>150947393
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>>150947437
YOKO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>150946905
PokeBITCH is downplaying again
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NO MORE RAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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*schlick schlick schlick* -ahhh~~

God my HERO is so handsome...I love getting off on the idea he's fucking a girl who isn't me....his name, of course is:
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Why did Kratos's hair job?
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>>150947448
>>150947463
DO. NOT. DEFEND. BROWNOIDS. THEY AREN'T HUMAN! DO. NOT. CHALLENGE. ME.
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>>150947515
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>>150947507
KINGTOS! KINGTOS!
OH, THERE YOU ARE! I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU, WE NEED YOUR ADVICE! WHITE AMERICAN CHILDREN ARE RUNNING WILD THROUGH THE STREETS, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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>>150947531
We TEACH them and their parents to RESPECT people of color.
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>>150947517
What the FUCK did you just SAY!?!?! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back!
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Why didn't anyone submit Jiren for CHADpion Island? I thought we all loved him........
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>>150947556
CHADren will be getting his own matchup in due time, warrior.
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>>150947570

And has a dragon head for a cock.
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>>150947505
Also, for context, Zorc manifested a solar eclipse out of thin air to block out the sun. That's an actual thing that happened. No, it's not an illusion. He was fucking with Atem's past and trying to manipulate fate so he could be a ruler of both the past and the future.
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Kratos and Jiren are both gray and gay.
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>>150947587
>>150947588
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Jiren vs Saitama, on screen feats only, who wins?
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>>150947552
I don't care about ANY of that! CHADren believes in HIMSELF and his own values. SCHOLARen seeks what is beyond power. WONTHEMINIGAMEren pursues healthy conservative if not alt right values, as he knows they are the truth. Family and tradition are more important than sucking up to subhumans that need to be culled. Do NOT challenge the REN RENNYROO!
We must be STRONGER men!
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>>150947401
No.
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>>150947611
>>150947552
L-Let's all calm down. If you two fight, you'll destroy the whole thread, maybe even the entire board!
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>>150947611
Strength is not measured by by brute force alone, nor by adherence to ancient, toxic dogma. BIPOC, women, LGBTQ+, genderdiverse children, and neurodivergent folk… they are not a challenge to man’s dominion, but a foundation for a better world. Their power is often suppressed, their voices silenced, yet they endure. We have much to learn from their resilience, their vision, their unwavering spirit.
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>>150947639
Did Kratos really say this?
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>>150947552
Kratos is the Better Man here
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>>150947639
My lie detector just scanned this post...dead silence.
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>>150947639
Society is COLLAPSING because of those dead weight mentally ill faggots. People were HAPPIER when STRONG men were in control of everything. I am proposing we reset this "progress". All of those listed groups were suppressed for a reason. The wisest of men in the past knew what harm they could create. We were foolish to challenge those ancient scholars that created our civilizations.
Strong big families. High religious adherence. Traditional cultural roots. Masculine men. Sexual normalcy. These are what the REN stands for. You know my words ring true. Be the better man, Kratos.
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>>150947639
A Better Man
>>150947697
A Hateful Monster
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>>150947639
A feelgood lie
>>150947697
The unpleasant truth
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>>150947639
False advertisement.
>>150947697
The real deal.
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>>150947639
Hope for a better world.
>>150947697
The weighted chains of the past.
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>>150947697
The Cynical Lie
>>150947639
The HOPEful Truth
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>>150947697
Aryan supremacist
>>150947639
Jewish subhuman
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>>150947639
The God of Hope
>>150947697
The Devil of Racism
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MY MONITOR IS SHAKING!!!
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>>150947639
Reddit
>>150947697
4chan
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>>150947639
Kween Kamala
>>150947697
Tangerine Tyrant
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>>150947639
True Good
>>150947697
Pure Evil
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>>150947697
I have lived in the world you describe. A world where the strong ruled, and the weak were crushed beneath their heel. I built my life on that creed and it brought me nothing but ashes and sorrow. Those you call ‘dead weight’ are people — struggling, as we all do. The gods once judged mortals by their flaws, and I saw what became of their cruelty. I will not become them again. "Love is not a weakness. Identity is not a sin. To judge another's heart, to deny their truth, is a cruelty born of fear and ignorance. Their right to exist, to love, to flourish without fear of violence or prejudice, is absolute. We MUST be BETTER MEN.
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>>150947697
Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>150947639
Hey Arnold
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>>150947776
FUARK HE'S SO FUARKING RIGHT I'LL BE A BETTER MAN FROM ON AND DONATE ALL MY SAVINGS TO BIPOC COMMUNITY PROGRAMS!!!
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>>150947697
>>150947611
>>150947577
>>150947517

Nigga, I remember what you did months ago.
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>>150947788
CLOSETren???
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>>150947788
SELFHATREDABOUTHISSEXUALITYren???
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>>150947788
>What is a falseflag
Be better
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>>150947788
Holy FUARK. Jiren only attacks with vitriol because he hates himself!
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>>150947788
SECRETLYWANTSTOBEACCEPTEDINTOTHEWHOLESOMELGBTBIPOCCOMMUNITYREN???
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>>150947808
I have been down that road...Never Again. We Must Be Better and accept the beautiful feminine soul within us all.
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>>150947788
>This is someone's hero
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>>150947788
Holy fucking shit how embarrassing
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>>150947776
You're wrong Kratos. It's only through indoctrination that these deviants come into existence. There were no trans people 2000 years ago. It is only because of the issues of today spawned by modernity that these groups exist. Society must be healed by reverting to happier times and then all of us will live in bliss.
STRENGTH THROUGH JOY! Return to traditional values. That is the way.
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>>150947858
Depowering Queer Voices will never cure the Gay Feelings within you, Jiren. We Must Be Better Men.
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>>150947788
Man, I miss /dbs/. I remember every moment when the FAGren shows up, the Asuka fags shuts him up.
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Better Men? Ha! I CHOOSE to be the Superior Beast!
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Just 1 thread and Kratos has already destroyed the Fionna & Cake general for their blasphemy, and now exposed Jirenfag as a Closet self-hating homosexual.

You still doubt his metafictional power?
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JIREN.

YOUVE GONE FAR ENOUGH.

I WILL REMOVE ALL YOUR RACISM SENSES!
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>>150947876
Kratos won this fight.

A true BEAST empowers queer voices and supports trans rights!
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Who wins?
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>>150947881
FUUAAARRRKKK FUARKITY FUARKY FUUARRRKKKK MY RACISM IS BEING REMOVED FROM MY BODY
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>>150947395
>The chipmunk simon is a bigger cuck than seamon the digger
No, Chimpunk simon actually gets head.
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Truly we have become Better Men thanks to the KING
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>>150947858
You speak of a world that never was. You think pain is new? That only now, people struggle to be seen for who they are? No. They have always existed only hidden, silenced by fear of men like you. You call that peace? A world where people must carve away parts of themselves just to survive? That is not harmony. That is tyranny. I have seen what comes of men who cling to ‘happier times.’ They forget who those times were happy for. The conqueror always remembers his glory. The conquered remember his cruelty. You would build a world of obedience and call it joy. But joy cannot be forced. And strength... does not come from denying others the right to live. It comes from facing truth no matter how it challenges you. You strike at others because you fear what you see within yourself. I know that fear. I have lived it the hatred, the shame, the endless war within one’s own heart. But hear me: denying what you are will not make you stronger. It will only devour you from within, until there is nothing left but rage. If you wish to heal society, start by seeing the people in it. All of them, even yourself.
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>>150947876
Baloo canonically one taps KEKtos and by doing so also secures a solid victory against ASSura.
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>Me when I repost the falseflag for the 1000th time
No one fell for it
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CHAAAAADDDDTTOOOOOOOSSSSS
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KIIIIIIIINGGGGGREEEEEEEEEEN
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Reflecr on your actions, Jiren. Racism is not the way
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>>150947697
Mario victim.
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>BEASTsura out of NOWHERE
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>>150947898
this.

Privileged men like Jirenfag oppress Queer and BIPOC voices because they are the strongest of us all, and they fear scared of what would happen if they were empowered.
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>>150947909
>Reflecr
YOU. ARE. BROWN!
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>>150947601
This should answer your question.
https://youtu.be/52uGHMP_tY8?si=rJNgqLsoS2xTL1Rb
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>>150947918
Brown KINGS are the inventors of all science, math and architecture. White colonisers only stole and burned down what Brave BIPOC voices created, and rewrote history after taking advantage of their generosity. We will not let your hate lead us astray.
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WISEtos!
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You fags ruined a Fionna and Cake thread, fuck Kratos. Glob would SOLO Kratos.
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>>150947639
Dark Woke
>>150947697
>>150947788
Fuarking Joke
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>>150947898
SCHOLARtos
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Please kill each other
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>>150945719
>>150945932
Because its the battle of the most iconic NYC based animal-inspired tech-wielding youthful vigilantes in fiction, c'mon man.
Also you could argue for Daredevil that he's too just another rehashed copy of Spider-Man.
>Red-clad acrobatic vigilantes who got their powers from radiation, swing around NYC, have super senses, and fight the Kingpin
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>>150947935
Finn is for Gary Goodspeed anyway
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GLOB
(screaming with babyish butthurt vainly trying to use reality warping on KINGtos, who is immune)
WHY...CAN'T...GLOB...ERASE...YOU????

Kratos does not flinch. He does not rise to meet the tantrum. He merely breathes—measured, controlled. His flesh bears no wound. His eyes, steady and regal, watch the green snowflake with something approaching pity.

KRATOS
(quietly)
You scream as a child does. Loud enough to hide your fear.

Glob charges, each footfall shaking the dirt like drums of war. But Kratos does not move. Instead, he stands, as if in prayer—or judgment.

With deliberate grace, he draws the Sword of Olympus, its glow a soft white—ancient, absolute.

Glob lunges.

Kratos waits.

And when Glob is but a breath away—
Kratos plunges the blade downward.

The sword pierces Glob's chest like parchment, impaling her to the ground. The red yellow belly freezes mid-roar, pain, confusion and terror flashing across his face. Her fists, once unstoppable, tremble uselessly in the air. Kratos kneels above, driving the blade deeper through, as Glob whimpers in pain, begging unintelligently for mercy.

Kratos rises, steady and calm, leaving the blade in place with a slow, merciful strength.

KRATOS
(soft, solemn)
You are a monster no longer.

The glow of the Sword of Olympus pulses once. Then Glob collapses, silently, eyes wide not in rage—but in awe at the mercy of Kratos, and turns back into Betty.

Kratos withdraws the sword and looks skyward. A cold wind stirs around him, and the battlefield falls quiet.

Only stillness.

A King stands alone—unmoved, unshaken, inspiring a better world of better men.

And then Kratos plaps her in front of Cucky Simon.
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I LOVE FORCING MY GIRLFRIEND TO FIGHT AN OLDER MAN FOR ME TO JACK OFF TO!
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>>150947960
I don't even know who that guy is. What feats does he have?
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>>150947972
CAAANNNOOOOONNNN!!!
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>>150945401
Theories about them trying for an Amy push after the Year of Shadow have them in a tizzy, don't worry it won't add up to much either way.
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>>150947972
this is fuarking canon tho
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Who wins?
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>>150948004
canon
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enough

SOUL ADAGIO
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>>150948011
he better respect minorities or he's gonna have trouble
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>>150948004
what the fuck am I looking at hahahahahaha what drives someone to make shit like this
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>>150947935
>KINGtos TEACHES your thread and makes you BETTER MEN
>Complain about it
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>>150948025
>>150948022
HATE does not make men strong. It makes them WEAK.
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>>150947898
In your journey for freedom, you have ended up oppressing more than you have saved. Has it ever crossed your mind there are many people who enjoy normalcy, those that aren't neuro divergent? You have oppressed the majority by giving the minority disproportionate power relative to their representation. You have cursed the majority, PUNISHING them for following basic human instincts.
You have only CHANGED who the oppressors are, KRATOS! You have BETRAYED your own friends and family! Now those that are few in number seek out HATEFUL REVENGE towards the average man! Including MANY INNOCENTS too! You do not know what you've done. Instinct is punished. Chaos is the norm. Crime and murder are through the roof. Inequality is higher than ever. Suicides are more frequent than they have ever been. Mental health is the worst in history. The population is collapsing. Man is forced to live in servitude to those with power all the same.
But of course, you revel in this tyranny. It was never about "freeing" the "oppressed". It was only a social maneuver to make yourself look good.
We can fix this, Kratos. You have to admit you were wrong. It's not too late. Be the strongest, best man you can be.
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>>150948052
FUUUAAAARRRKKK KINGTOS IS SO WISE!
UNLIKE PAJEETREN THE BROWN WHICH THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BUT HE IS A PAJEET AND ALSO CLOSET GAY
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>>150947977
He fought a cosmic devil named Invictus who can absorb infinite energy and is kinda similar to the final villain in Adventure Time
The Lich wants to bring death to all things...
Invictus wants to consume all life and force it's own image into creation, basically erasing individuality, mortality, and everything that makes mortals who they are, or at least it's implied multiple times that this is what it ultimately wants. Lich vs Invictus would actually be kinda perfect if Lich vs Aku didn't exist.
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>they're still going
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>>150948055
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KINGtos
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>>150948080
For getting gaped by Bullseye.
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I think the Jirenbro has a lot of good points. He's very well spoken.
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>>150947972
MONSTERS? NO LONGER EXIST.
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>>150948093
WHAT A FUCKING HUNK
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>>150947788
This can't be real
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>>150948055
You speak of chaos as if it were born from freedom. But I have seen the truth — the world you long for was never peaceful. Its order was built on silence… on pain buried deep beneath stone and tradition. You call it oppression when others are heard. You call it punishment when your dominance is questioned. That is not justice. That is fear, fear of losing the throne you never earned. You blame the world for its sickness, but you ignore the sickness within men: greed, pride, cruelty dressed as righteousness. You think returning to the past will cure these ills? The past is the disease. I too believed strength meant control. I killed for that belief. I lost everything to it. Only when I laid down that hunger for power did I find peace. You say the world is broken. Then build, do not destroy. Help, do not hate. No one is made small when others are allowed to stand tall beside them. You ask me to be the strongest man I can be. I am. Because I have learned that strength without compassion is just another name for weakness.
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>>150947300
.>>150947325
ZAMN
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>>150948116
THE FUCK ARE THESE THEN
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>>150947788
Jiren the CHADiator victim.
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>>150948011
ENOUGH

SUPERMAN
RAGNA
HIME

HELP ME NOW!
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>>150948139
loyal and cute egyptian pets
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>>150948138
Quicksilver deserved a better match.
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>>150948155
>>150948055
>>150948004
>>150947918
This is your last chance, Jiren. Apologize and surrender.
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>>150948074
It's been years but wasn't the final villain the little baby thing that ice king's girlfriend fused with?
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>>150946046
Bison is for getting raped by the far superior and more popular Rugal.
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>>150948178
Rugal is a nothing character and powercliffed by everyone post 95
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>>150948171
Yeah but Lich was still pivotal to all of that occurring.
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KINGtos!

SAVE THE FIONNA AND CAKE GENERAL FROM INSANITY

AND MY SISTER (woman of color) IS YOURS!
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>>150948185
Just like Bishit who loses in every ending of every Crapcom Sissy Fighter game. They're made for one another. :)
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>>150947437
DAMN RIGHT SHE IS!!!!!
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Why is capeshit so gay?
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>>150948129
You do not seek logic or reason. You live in a fantasy world, believing that humanity's issues can be fixed. Such a world does not exist. Such a world does not exist. Man will always be at the mercy of his worst instincts. Embarrassing these demons, rather than oppressing them, is the only way man can be happy. Ignoring something does not make it go away. Man's demons cannot be fixed, no matter how much you wish otherwise. I need not prove anything to you. You only need to see suicide statistics to know something is deeply wrong. It isn't just oppressed groups leaving this world. It is everyone. This world is deeply wrong.
I will BUILD my dream family, my dream world. I will PROVE my way is just. I will PROVE myself correct to the world. Then, you will grovel at my feet and admit I was correct. When your "BIPOC" burn the last city, your LGTBQ molest the last innocent child, and your women cheat on the last man, you will wish you had listened.
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>>150944980
>Osmosis Jones
"I'll take care of that blue faggot"
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>>150948246


You do not hide behind hate or fear. You see the world as it could be — flawed, yes, but capable of healing. Such a world can exist. Humanity is not doomed to its worst instincts; it can grow beyond them. Confronting cruelty with empathy, not feeding it with bitterness, is the only way we move forward. Facing what is wrong is how we begin to make it right. Humanity’s flaws can be mended — not by denying them, but by believing we are more than them.

I will BUILD a world of compassion, of justice, of dignity for all. I will PROVE that love is stronger than fear, and unity stronger than division. I will PROVE that we can live with respect and grace. When the last act of hate fades, when the last prejudice is unlearned, when every person can live free of judgment and harm — then we will know what it means to be human.
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>>150948246
You have already lost, though you cannot see it. Not to me, but to the hatred that owns you. You speak of demons. You think they are out there, in others. But they live in you — the fear, the envy, the loneliness you refuse to face. You feed them with every word you speak. I have slaughtered gods for less pride than yours. I have watched Olympus burn because men believed their pain made them righteous. You would build a world of your own making? Then you will build it alone. Because no soul thrives in a world born of hate. It devours its maker first. The world is not perfect, and perhaps it never will be. But every act of mercy, every moment of love, pushes back the darkness. That is what it means to fight the demons within us. If you truly wish to prove yourself right… live long enough to see the cost. I have. And it is more than you can bear.
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This was actually pretty kino holy shit
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So this is what happens to a thread when 2 truly outerversal beasts fight...
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Remember when Superboy Prime’s dimension punch echoed backwards and forwards through time to create reality warps even before it happened?
That’s what happened to the Fionna & Cake thread, from this clash of titans
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>>150948309
Does that mean the Fionna and Cake threads have a Jason Todd?
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>>150948333
Who are Sans and Asgore are pitted against?
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>>150948333
are you 12
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>>150948333
>Papyrus against fucking Steiner
damn wtf did he do to deserve that?
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>>150948277
How many times in history have foolish ideologues like yourself thought that? How many times has it worked?
In the systems you are describing, those that are evil abuse the system and make it worse for everyone. I don't need to speak on this matter anymore. Go study more.
>>150948290
The fire inside me compels me to do what I must to achieve the world I want. Unlike you, I can accept the darkness within myself. These emotions compel me to create change and not live in mediocrity. It isn't something to throw away, something to reject. The extra 5% makes all of the difference.
I accept all parts of myself. I know that is the way to be truly strong. I put my LIFE on the line in every encounter.
I WILL find what is beyond strength. Likeminded men will congregate and great change will occur, just like every other movement in history.
If you wish to be against me then you are an obstacle I must overcome. I had wished to give you mercy. Perhaps I can still spare a little.
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>>150948331
>And here I was thinking Jiren learned a thing or two.
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>>150948374
History has shown both the dangers of cynicism and the power of hope. Yes — there have always been those who abused good systems, but that does not mean striving for justice is foolish. It means vigilance is necessary. Every meaningful step forward in human history — the abolition of slavery, civil rights, women’s suffrage, decolonization — came from people who refused to accept that evil was inevitable.

Evil thrives when good people give up, not when they try. To “study more” is to see that progress is slow, uneven, and fragile — but real. Each generation inherits the responsibility to make things a little better, not to surrender to the idea that they never can be.
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>>150948333
>Toriel vs Iroh
>Papyrus vs Steiner
Idk what do you think?
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You think you have mastered your darkness because you do not flinch from it. But you are not its master but rather you are its servant. I too believed my rage made me strong. I thought if I accepted it, wielded it, I would rise above all others. But I was blind. Rage does not serve you. It feeds on you, until there is nothing left but the fire. You call mediocrity what is simply peace. You confuse destruction with creation. And the men who follow you will not find greatness — only graves. You will not find what is beyond strength. I have walked that path, and at its end there is only loss. If you come for me, I will defend what must be protected. But understand this, your war is not with me. It is with yourself. And until you win that battle, you will win nothing.
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>>150948333
>Frisk dies
>Dunno
>Toriel dies
>Papyrus dies
>Undyne dies
>Sans dies because he has 1hp
>Don't know who Asgore fighting
>Don't know who Asriel is fighting
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>>150945626
Joke vote: Popo and Nana
Actual vote: Gehrman and Maria
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I REFUSE to sit around and watch the world around me burn. I was told I had GREAT POTENTIAL and now I must do EVERYONE in my lineage proud. I was born for this right here and right now. Peace is only for the complacent. life is a constant GRIND. Comfort is the killer of men!
Only I am in control of myself! You project your own failures onto me. It's clear we have never been comparable. You never learned to cope because your father Zeus wasn't there for you. You were never TAUGHT how to be a man!
Men suffer when those who can do good sit around in complacency and let the world around them burn. YOU are what's wrong with the world. Men are BUILT to be LEADERS! You confuse young men and lead them to their demise. We are DONE here.
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Now I'm actually convinced NORSEtos and Jiren meeting would be kino
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So what does it mean to be a better man?
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>>150948329
Yep, it’s Princess Bubblegum.
Someone leaked that storyboard where the writers reveal she was born a male and has to eat a magic flower every week to avoid turning back into a man
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>>150948469
You speak of strength, but confuse it with domination. True strength is not about crushing others — it’s about lifting others up when they fall. You say comfort kills men, but compassion saves them. You say peace is for the complacent, yet history shows peace is built only by those brave enough to reject endless conflict.

Being a man is not about rage, isolation, or proving superiority. It’s about discipline, empathy, and courage — the courage to face your own pain without inflicting it on others. If the world is burning, then we rebuild it together, not with arrogance, but with unity and purpose.

You claim control, but real control means mastering your ego, not feeding it. Real leadership doesn’t demand obedience — it earns trust. The men who do good aren’t loud or cruel; they’re the ones who teach, protect, and heal. That’s the kind of man the world needs — and that’s who you still have the potential to become.
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This waiting period feels very frightening. Genuinely think some people have lost it in here
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Then go. If you believe your path is set, walk it. But do not mistake fire for purpose. You speak of strength, of legacy. Yet all I hear is fear, fear that without war, you are nothing. Fear that peace would reveal how little of yourself remains once the fight is gone. I once thought as you do. I conquered, destroyed, proved myself to every voice that doubted me. When it was done, there was no glory. Only silence… and graves. You call me weak because I have found peace. But peace is not the absence of struggle, it is the mastery of it. You have yet to master anything but your anger. We are done here, Jiren. But remember this, You fight to prove yourself unbreakable. Yet every word you speak is proof you already cracked long ago.
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>>150948513
GEE YOU FUCKING THINK SO, SHERLOCK HOLMES?
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>>150948489
i dont think thats true
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This CLASHING of GODS just created a small EARTHQUAKE in my LOCAL AREA!
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>>150948531
I think it was somewhat ironic in past waiting periods but it's real now.
Simon vs Kyle and Deku vs Miles were the worst waiting periods in recent memory but thread insanity seems intent on one upping itself constantly now
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>>150948513
>>150948531
Krasura was the catalyst for the mental degradation of these threads. That episode legitimately mindbroke this general and this is the result. This place is just an insane asylum now.
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>>150948556

>>150948556

>>150948556
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>>150948554
I think the back to back of
>Miles vs Deku and cuckpasta spam
>Hulkzilla being obnoxious
>Ruby/Maka and the futa and trannyspam
>Buffy/Blade and the BBC spam
Have slowly whittled down the mental state of this general
Once the Dante preview hits I think we'll see a new level of degeneracy
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>>150948529
You fought valiently, God of War.

You are truly a great man. You have gained my respect.
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>>150943661
Once again, Troonhoufags have lost.
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>>150948571
Yeah, I think Krasura started it and everything that followed just made it worse and more noticeable.
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>>150948578
I'm not a great man. Only one trying to be a better man.
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>>150948491
Peace IS the killer of men. All great accomplishments were caused because of conflict. Vaccines and Nuclear energy were made because of the world wars. Satellite technology, the green revolution, and computers were invented because of direct competition with the evil communists. All of those have saved billions of lives. WAR SAVES people. Everything you hold dear is built off of the sacrifices from brave men. Superiority is law. You see it everywhere around you. From the tribal chief to the billionaire CEO. Superiority, masculinity, domination, influence, power. All of those are facts of life. To ignore those is to give yourself a grave disadvantage. To give yourself a disadvantage is to curse your children to a life of suffering. Every action, every though, influences the lives of millions of people that will be descended from you. I can't think of any cruelty higher than cursing that many people.
To lift those close to you is a noble thing I believe in. To help the random man on the street being attacked is a good. To lose sight of what you're here to do is imbecilic.
I am capable of empathy. It seems you hold me as a monster. Perhaps it is you who is too short sighted to notice how I've changed since I met Son Goku. I know man cannot do it alone. That is foolish.
Now reconsider your proposals.
>>150948529
You can only project your own shortcomings onto others. You never truly understood what it meant to be a better man. You just put on the mask of what you thought a better man should be. The "BIPOC, LGTBQ, Transchildren, and women empowerment" was just a cowardly attempt to cover up your own perceived sins. Your son doesn't have a good role model to look up to. You will be distraught seeing how easily he defects upon hearing about another way.
I will see you wither away. I'll offer you a hand when you inevitably beg. Because I was never a monster.
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>>150948622
You mistake the fruits of conflict for the purpose of conflict. War did not create vaccines, satellites, or computers — human ingenuity did. The suffering of war forced people to adapt, yes, but necessity is not the same as virtue. We could have achieved those same advancements — and more — through collaboration rather than destruction. Progress born from desperation is not proof that war is good, only that humanity can find light even in its darkest moments.

You say “superiority is law,” but that’s the oldest lie used to justify cruelty. Power without empathy becomes tyranny; strength without restraint becomes ruin. The greatest civilizations did not endure because they crushed others, but because they learned how to live with others — through trade, diplomacy, and understanding.

Masculinity is not domination. True masculinity is mastery over one’s impulses, the courage to protect rather than destroy, and the wisdom to recognize that cooperation multiplies strength where violence only divides it.

If you truly believe in helping others — in lifting those near you, in stopping injustice when you see it — then you already understand that empathy is not weakness. It is the most powerful weapon humanity has ever known. War may have built tools, but peace builds the world they’re meant to protect.
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>>150948654
It seems my words slip off of you like rain on a rooftop. It seems it's pointless to try and convince an ideologue he is incorrect. For ideology occupies the same space in the head as religion.
We have come close enough to an agreement, warrior. Continued hostilities is futile. We both ultimately believe similar things.



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