>"Everything in me tells me to run away. Or to kill."
Bump if you're reading.
about time
Bump, here early
When does she get her tits out
>>150951737>Grugiana wants snu snu
>>150951681Ok, bumb
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>150951804its kino
>>150951804Definitely feels like a "dark mirror" filler story but it's a well executed version of it...
>>150951804That was pretty alright. Feels like a first step into stories that are less arcs and more what would be standard conflicts for the setting now that things are established.
>>150951737I love helmed wondy
>>150951690It's almost strange seeing normal paneling in this book
good morning fellow patricians
>>150951679Hi i'm DC and i really really really hate free moneyhating money is literally my business strategy hope that helps
>>150951909I've noticed after every big arc. There's an in-between two parter before the new arc begins. Like Diana saving Circe from Hades.
>>150951679absolute covers for my absolute bros:Absolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover B Derrick Chew VariantAbsolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover C David Talaski VariantAbsolute Wonder Woman #13 Cover D Marguerite Sauvage Variant>To save the world from an all-new supernatural threat that Diana is uniquely unqualified to solve, she will have to reach back to the oldest and deepest of gods for their assistance. But they may not agree with her position. In the midst of this struggle, a new player makes their presence known, but are they friend or foe? Concluding a two-part guest arc from visionary artist MatÃas Bergara!>BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT: THE FIRST MEETING OF ABSOLUTE BATMAN AND ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN! The first meeting of two Absolute heroes has arrived at last! The Mark of Hecate at a crime scene in Gotham draws Wonder Woman into Batman’s orbit in dramatic fashion. The world’s greatest detective and the world’s most famous witch must work together to solve a series of grisly and ambitious murders that threaten something much more dangerous coming for Gotham! And don’t miss January’s Absolute Batman #16 for the second chapter of this world-shaking meeting!
>>150951804>>150951909When Io was zapped back to Themyscira, it made me think the Amazons are cursed to never walk the earth. I wonder if this monster being here due to Diana's presence is due to that.
I really wish they wouldnt cross over yet.
>>150952195guts if he girl
>>150951681I want to get into this, but the art is so fucking bad.
She should use her sword more, it's so prominent in her covers but she's just another pugilist like mainline wondy most of the time
>>150951909A two-parter feels like a decent enough length for that type of story
>>150952221You're a maniac, this is the best art the big two is putting out right now.
>>150952345Sherman is doing better work in Dark Patterns, and Begera is a good artist. I don't think he's done anything really out there
>>150952234>She should use her sword moreare you dumb? she realizes mid issue violence isn't gonna solve this problem
>>150952767I'm just saying that in general, when she employs violence, she should've more stabby than punchy, have her use the flat of the sword or the pommel more for nob lethay
>>150951679I will not read this manbodied tranny comic
I love reading this comic about beautiful warrior princess Diana
I like this guest artist. I hope they become the fall back if the main artist is busy. Very similar to Ultimate Black Panther
It’s funny how Absolute Wonder Woman, the one living in a universe created by Darkseid, is way more heroic than her mainline counterpart
>>150951942Sherman's paneling is all they have going for them
>>150953379Sherman seems pretty fast for an artist since he managed to do Absolute Wonder Women and Batman Dark Patterns at the same time.
>>150952170So 13 - 14 is this mini arc, then 15 is the first part of the Batman crossover, so 16 will likely be the start of the Zatanna arc unless we get another mini arc from 16 - 17 before Zatanna comes in at 18.
>>150953544The preview says WW will be drawn to Gotham by a mark of Hecate left at a crime scene. Maybe Zatanna will be who puts it there.
>>150953454It is Wonder Woman, Jurassic League's was also a meme because of this
>>150952185God Io must be making up several decades worth of missed lesbian sex
>>150953535Sherman was working on dark patterns since 2023
>>150953571It might be her but from everything Thompson's said, I doubt she'll waste Zatanna on a 2 part crossover where she only writes half of it. If Queen Clea got a 5 issue arc, Zatanna will get at least that much or a 6 issue arc like Bane's gotten.
>>150953688I'm sure you're right. It could be that Zatanna sets a trap for her in Gotham but that the full conflict won't be resolved until later. I don't know, just speculating.
Has Absolute Batman said *hh* or *hnh* yet? If not I bet he will when Diana's there.
>>150953454thanks to Tom King
>>150951737>>150951941It's a nice look, right?
>>150951745>Weird non-physical being/manifestation>Badly influencing the population and apparently also WWOh, the white martian is spreading his influence.
>>150954329Absolute Martian Manhunter is literally the best the character has ever been
>>150952345Lmao. This is why manga and anime are shitting all over western comics. How can anyone defend this ugly mess?
>>150953379Agreed, really fits the aesthetics they are going for.
>>150953454Not necessarily more heroic, but certainly more proactive. It also seems to make sense since heroes aren't as big of a thing in this universe yet, so she can't really rely on other heroes picking up the slack as far as he is concerned.
>>150954345It's his most compelling incarnation I've read so far, so I agree.
>>150952221pleb taste if you can’t at bare minimum appreciate Bergara.
How big is her futa cock?
>>150954447kys
>>150953454Well when her mainline writer is more concerned with reminding us that the War On Terror was a good idea ACKCHUALLY
>>150951681BumpSex with absolute WW
>>150954422Honestly I like most of the Absolute comics compared to the mainline ones because they’re not bogged down by a status quo
>>150954473I haven't touched King's WW (or any of his other runs) so I'm curious: how exactly does he do that in a WW book? what part of Amazons and Themyscira translates to "War on Terror was good bro" in the story?
>>150954346Manga outsells western comics due to ease of access. These characters have so many iterations that beginning is intimidating to potential newcomers. That and the magazine format is less accessible than the tankobon format is much more simple, especially when reading a series of trades may not even get you an entire story.
>>150951690Remind me again, what did the Amazons do to deserved this
>>150951909I feel like this weird entity she's tracking is a creation of Ares. It showed up at locations where battles had been fought in the past and everyone who got too close to it experienced heightened aggression.
>>150954860Zeus got angry at them for reasons that haven't been explained yet.
>>150951804FFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR
>>150951679absolute WW got the best art in all the fucking absolute books
>>150954860Creating Diana.Zeus in mythology is like that
>>150955034I agree but Martian Manhunter is certainly a contender
>>150951681bump
>>150951799I hope this artist sticks around, I like it. It fits the action better than the other one
>>150951704Issue #8 she showed them full.
>>150953454That is what happens when you allow Tom Shit write something.
Do we have any news on the absolute WW manual? If its even happening?
>>150956204>manualannual
>>150956218anal
>>150956204https://comicbookclublive.com/2025/10/21/absolute-wonder-woman-annual-will-deal-with-the-athena-medusa-question/
>>150953454When the world is shrouded in evil, the few heroes shine all the brighter.
>>150956231How well did Diana clean her anus while in hell?
>>150956814Very well. She used magic.
>>150956814not very well, mainline diana would be ashamed.
>>150951804They're Sentry-ing Absolute WW?
Most overrated book on the market.
>>150957349thanks for letting us know
It's like Clash of the Titans but lame.
>>150956910>>150956913lmao
>>150952178>Greatest detectiveA great brute maybe.
>>150957474What else then?
>>15095444713 inches erect and 9 inches thickShe's fucked Barbara Steve Gia and Etta offscreen and she WILL fuck Veronica Cale and Zatanna by issue 24
>>150959002poop
>>150954661>>150954265>>150954473Seconded
>>150952170It’s so Sherman can draw the whole bigger arc without interruption, which is a good thingIt also gives the book some breathing space
>>150956739Yeah
>>150951804aren't they tired of repeating the same stories
>>150959821The stories will be repeated until they finally get their anti-WW
>>150951804>Darksied literally made it so that you're not allowed to do good without evil increasing elsewhere
>>150955034>>150955215Manhunter looks way better.
>>150961530yeah but Diana looks cute so that automatically makes it better
>>150961530Manhunter has consistency going for it, but both are highly stylized in appealing but entirely different ways.
>>150962333…The Martian is also cute though!
>>150951681bumping!
>>150960329Gotta be extra salty to literally add a moral atom weighted towards evil to the universe.
So is it ever explained why Steve ended up in hell? Is he gonna be a twist villain?
>>150964355he's dr. psycho
>>150952185would the labyrinth not count as Earth then, if it's just a deep bunker under California?
>>150966091Face of the earth, underground is hades` domain
>>150966107I know Hades pulled her down into the earth but I don't think the underworld is literally underground. as far as I know, the Greek mythology realms are just that, realms with portals being employed
>>150966091>>150966107The surface of the earth would be the only thing that makes sense in the context of Io's zappening
Please break every bone in my body
>>150954661The current arc has Wonder Woman invading a sovereign nation controlled by Mouse Man against the will of the Justice League and United Nations. Said sovereign nation's populace was comprised of conscientious objectors to wished to flee "Crisis Events" and are now so beaten into submission by Mouse Man that they can only repeat the same nonsense phrases in a matter not unlike the Durka Durka speak from Team America
>>150967017That's Absolute Bane's job, Oz
>>150964316The universe is made of Darkseid, see the red lantern light that was stylized as his omega beams.
>>150964316Omega isn't any different from gamma and cosmic rays being emanations from TOBA/TOAA. It's the same Ewing idea.
>>150967085God damn, will he ever cut that shit out?
>>150967782The speedforce in this universe increasingly seems like omega beam energy or some shit too
>>150968098As long as people keep throwing Eisners at him...
>>150967782The speedforce seems to also just be omega energy
>>150967085Does this version of Mouse Man have powers beyond shrinking himself and controlling mice?
>>150952345>>150954424Bergara has been better.
>>150969853stuntin all over Absolute Harley's punk aesthetic
>>150968301He also likes to bathe in rats>>150969853HO LEE FUCK
So is she 7'0? Batman is canonically 6'9
>>150970310I would hope so. Darwyn Cooke was right to make her the tallest of the JL
>>150951690god damn and there are people defending this fucking artwork insisting shes 'hot' holy fuck man look at this shit
>>150970310she is going to force Bruce into a reverse amazon mating press to impregnate her whether he wants it or not>mfw
>all the shit eating taste cucks dissing the artechfaggots
>>150969853But why are the fishnet stalkings gone!?
>>150970310>She's at least 7 feet tallRIP Steve, he's gonna die in a flash flood on Mt Olympus
>>150970549Isn't Steve the same height as her? They were towering over everyone back in issue 2 or whatever.
>>150970584Holy fuck you're right, just look at the bottom panel they're equal heights side by side. He might actually survive the snu snuThe book feels like it doesn't know if Steve is supposed to be a soft boy or not so he always felt short to me, guess he's a literal giga twink
neat
It's so funny Batman and Wonder Woman are so fucking big, none of the other Absolute characters are!
>>150970806Apparently Steve Trevor is though the gains goblin got him, seriously the first page he's on his arms are as big as Diana's then several page later he's twinkified
>>150970310>Tallest DianaFUCKING FINALLY
>>150970774>Well, this is me...>You're beautiful
>>150970827Steves face is as feminine as the amazons here, give him tits and this is literally how he draws women. Disgusting fucking art in this book.
>>150970429youre a fucking retard and you hide behind sophistication but that cant convince anyone when what we see is literally repellant to the eyes
>>150970310I'm glad the Killer Croc thing is getting an extended story, would've been lame if he was just let go to become a normal villain
>>150971195I'm hoping he's this Batman's "Robin" equivalent
>>150971415>He becomes Bruce's steed
>>150969853I like the look!
>>150952221>Shit talking BergaraHOLY SHIT TASTE BATMAN
>>150970310It would be badass if he just had croc as a mount. The axe needs a redesign but I dig the idea
>>150971599Pretty good Guts, needs some more muscle but the mood is exactly right
>>150970827Steve looks so goofy, it's funny imagining him towering over the mainline trinity.
>>150970774Wby is he in hell ? Was it because it's a universes the evil is the universal law, so good people get to send to the hell
>>150951679Thanks for the heads up anon.
>>150969853If Absolute Catwomans getting a book Absolute Zatanna definitely needs one
>>150960329Good. Besides, Absolute Batman, things have been feeling a bit too "nice" in a world of Darkseid's absolutes.
>>150974374Idk man every issue of MM theres a new massacre happening
>>150967782Darkseid really just came in a universe
>>150969853Built for negros to fill her
>>150971599oh, so the not-Dragonslayer really is deliberate
>>150970431She'll get the fishnets and the top hat when Diana beats the heroism into her.
>>150973643This
>>150975331Kelly seems to prefer the axe since its what Diana was supposed to have until Bruce got it
>>150976792She used it mostly on the tetracide. Seems to be a weapon for kaiju
>>150970310Depending on their heels I'd say she's about the same height if not a bit shorter.
>>150978391Bruce has lifts in those big ass boots too
>>150970310It is weird to see Batman AF not tower over somebody besides Bane.
>>150978875He's still taller
>>150970310I reckon this is just an issue of inconsistent art.Since Diana is an amazon, they want her taller than Batman.But that feels weird for her. Since Steve is also the same height as Wonder Woman in this.So is Steve Trevor like 6"10? How'd he even get into the military at that height?
>>150969853imagine the daddy issues this bitch has
>>150964316How does that even work
>>150980339Darkseid just is
Should I pick this up?
>>150982204If you like WW, sure.
>>150970806Actually now that i think about it, isn't Superman not as tall. Like he's maybe 6' at bestHoly shit Bruce and Diana are going to tower over him
>>150976792From what we know with how many times she's used either, the axe is more for general use while the Dragonslayer is more for kaiju
>>150982297What if I don't?
>>150984521then probably not
>>150980692But how
Are the side characters going to have any character development or will they just hang out around Diana all day just being part of her harem
>>150984846I just want to know how the fuck does Steve know Etta and Gia, dude is a WASPy ass Air Force pilot and his best friends are black wiccans. It's probably something boring like Etta being ex military
Absolute Cringe
>>150984835he big (outerversal)
