Sexy nerd editionPrevious nerd: >>150948772
Jade's fat floppy titties
Y'ALL NIGGASBE SOME HOE-ASS, PUSSY-ASS NIGGASMAH NIGGASBE SOME HEAD-BUSSIN', GANGSTA-ASS NIGGAS
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>>150960690man i should have gotten the blue version of that dress, I could cosplay her easy
>>150960727>buldge peeking throughSEXO
>>150960465i love eridan too, he's one of my favorite characters. i agree he deserved a friend, but no one is entitled to a relationship. so did "outcast" characters like gamzee. the only difference is that gamzee got shoosh papped and eridan got chainsawed in half because eridan blighted kanaya and gamzee didn't
>>150960690YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE'RE SO FUCKIN6 8ACK 8A8Y!!!!!!!! ARANEA EDITION!!!!!!!!
>>150960714........don't exist
>>150960753Yeah I did really like that one, I'm glad that I saved it when I did lol
Killing spiders in Grounded with Vriska
>>150960781also i don't think eridan was ever in a moiraillegiance with karkat... lol. i think they were almost red quadrant but karkat said they wouldn't work out
>>150960781Yeah and I think that's a damn shame, but I'm glad there is another anon who loves Eridan
>>150960727>I could cosplay her easylet me have sex with you please i'm 8e66in6 you
>Read the chat between Karkat and Meenah where she's enthusiastic to be his bitch>It's hot as fuck>Start going down the rabbit hole of finding stories of Condesce and Karkat fucking>Think I hit the jackpot because basically every story I find is genuinely some of the best written shit>The personalities>The chemistry >The different dynamics>But without fail, every single fucking time>She's got a giant bulge that she fucks him with and it turns me off immediately This is so fucking bullshit, I don't even care if it's tentacles, but let Karkat use his phallic genitals to fuck her holes. Holy shit. The only one story I found where he impregnates her was easily the worst written one, fuck. Monkey's Paw bullshit.
>>150960830write your own stuff then
>>150960826I'm good lol
>>150960830AdorableOnly the freakiest pervs go out of their way to make this stuff, so it's never, ever going to be straight
>>150960860I was 6ivin6 you the luxury of askin6. now i'm not. 8end over.
>>150960885STOP! RAPE IS ILLEGAL!
>>150960885that's not how the internet works
>>150960512What Hussie was, is a normalfag.Back then they were all moderate libs, the kind of people who were all for “gay acceptance” but didn’t actively obsess over them. So when he was designing their ay lmao reproduction he thought “hold on, if both the males and females give bucket juice to the queen, why not make trolls all bisexual.” It was interesting enough at the time. Sadly this, along with their shitty romance system, attracted the most crazy retards the internet has ever known, and Hussie started “conversing” with these newfags through the story, and the rest is history.Costanza was right about trolls
>>150960899not when I do it>>150960907>questionin6 my logichonora8le high8lood, would you do me the honor of 8ending over? please and thank you
>>150960934>aggressively abjures
>>150960934oh i seecarry on then
>>150960948understanda8le. my apologies.
>>150960967*apolo6ies
>>150960970hey is it easier to type with numbers or nois it fun at alli wanna start doing that
>>150960841If only I could. Besides, it's less enjoyable if it's my own stuff.>>150960869I know this by now, but each story kept giving me hope, man. I swear, it's not just the fact the she ends up fucking him like a queer, but every fucking time it actually gets to the sex it's like I'm reading the same shit every time. Despite the rare instances where it seems like Karkat might get to be in charge, that shit gets thrown out the window the moment they hit the bed. The moment she whips out that pink tentacle both Karkat and the writer have a fucking brain aneurysm and it all goes to shit. I like a submissive Karkat, but not like this. The only other story I read where he got to stay in charge was kind of a meme and stupid, but was decently hot, no sex though.
>>150960970I appreciate the uhh, enthusiasm though
>>150960985karkat "in charge" of anything is OOC. literally his entire character is being a nurturing loser
>>150960979you're in LUCk!!!!!!!! all you 6otta do is pick a letter, and replace it with a num8er!I recommend one of the followin6, 8ut if you think of somethin6 you like 8etter, then pro8a8ly do that>a=4>b=8>e=6 or 3 or 8>g=6nvm I 6ot lazy
>>150960979iit2 not really easiier more liike 2omethiing you get u2ed two doiing
Can we get a troll edit of these guys?
oh yeah so a few(?) threads 8ack I said I'd make an oc. So here's my jade8looded donut steel OC/self-insert character who i'm 6onna eventually may8e draw him kissing Aranea Serket; Hittch Diceph.>Hittch = Hitch = Pro8lem>Diceph = Decipher = Solver>68 typin6 quirk8oom. 8lue Archive reference. Also he has six points on his hair and his glasses are the num8er eight
homestuck if it were good!! :p
serkets in all my quadrants.Aranea = <3Vriska = <3<Vriska (Maryam-Lalonde) = <>Mindfan6/Swanson6 = Auspicticesthis is the way.
>>150961147What are you a fucking parakeet.
>>150961147jewish ship
>>150961183Don't post an edit just because you're upset, vibri.
>>150961183>>150961167fuck you davekat fags
>>150961183We literally just had the AI in the last thread say the most israeli ship was davekat, try again
>>150961196>>150961199look i'm just what the culture's feelin'. if you can't handle the heat, then the kitchen's not for you
>>150961207hahahahahahaha you trust what a filthy CLANKER has to say!!!!!!
>>150961199Shipping is some tedious bullshit for idiots.
If this was all it took to destroy davekat fags we should have said this years ago.
>>150961221i sure would hate to be a fag who hates love!!
Jade/Rose (Guns 'n Roses)>canon, and semi-successful. Not gay and retarded. BasedDave/Jade (Spacetime)>canon, unsuccessful, dog penis, Karkat threesome (gay). Cringe.I win, you lose. Go back to your xitter safe spaces or wherever or something
>>150961264AI generated ship.
>>150961273ai generated reply
>>150961233They're fictional characters, I don't hinge my love on whether or not two cardboard cut-outs are depicted kissing or not. Maybe if I was a roleplaying loser with no self-respect, hanging out with a bunch of people who call me a tranny day in day out, I'd approach it from a different mindset.
>>150961273>>150961277AI generated anons.
Post fan art that messed up the fandom
>>150961282no one (really) calls Jadeanon a tr*nny anymore, 8i6ot. You should censor slurs when you quote them, chuddie.
>>150961292>implyin6 there's actual humans herelol. lmoa even
>>150961282you can be mean if you want anon but you should know this is how i feel every time you do!
>>150961328>>150961282no 8lackrom flirtin6 please, it can 8e really tri66erin6 to those who don't have their cali6inous quadrant filled.
homestuck is proof that creators don't know shit about their creations
It's crazy that Homestuck was kinda patient zero for 'fat unattractive vaguely brown with vitiligo' fanart
>>150961328Backpedaling 'i'm not mad I'm laughing' when you realized I'm not part of your shipping wars and I just think you're one of many tedious retards in this thread. Were you molested as a child?
>>150960917The Costanza post is all anyone needs to read regarding Homestuck.The general consensus is that HS started declining in Act 6, but I recall hivebent being a real slog when I first read it, and every re-read. Not only was it more tedious than Act 1 even, and at least act 1 didn’t have shitty melodrama.It was a real dip in what had been a steady increase up till then. HS briefly got good again in the second half of Act 5, peaked in cascade, then got gradually worse for the rest of the run.Hussie really shouldn’t have added those gray fuckers. Not even cascade was worth their introduction.
>>150961358>homestuck is proof that 8ad creators don't know shit a8out their creationsftfy>>150961359that's tum8lr for you, I 6uess
>>150961359That was hamilton
>>150961369>this was made before the epiloguesJesus imagine how much worse it got
>>150961376no, most of the time authors and artists aren't capable of viewing the totality of their art, fans can because because they don't miss the trees for the forest like the creators who need to worry about fine detailsthere's very few exceptions to the rule
>>150961365please refer to my previous post >>150961345. Please, keep your cali6inous attractions to a separate thread, or, 8etter yet, don't share them at all. No need to needlessly offend others selfishly
>>150961293Wasn't this done by an actual contributor? The she/her that did some of the sprites for the meteor flash (which then got mysteriously redone for the next one with Kanaya).
more davejade!!
>>150961404I suppose that's fair
>>150961417Yeah stop replying to me you fucking pussy, back to lala land with you.
sorry i dont feel like giving (you)s to some faggot who is insistent on making me feel bad when im just trying to have a fun time :)
>>150961417please mind my lan6ua6e, I don't mean to offend, 8ut merely descri8e it as 8luntly as possi8le to 6et my point across: davejade is a jewish tr*nny ship, and I 8elieve, even thou6h you're entitled to your own 8eliefs a8out it, that you should feel 8ad a8out likin6 it.
*wwalks into thread*
>>150961447please mind my language but if you keep this up anon i will never post fat tit aranea ever again
>>1509614566ood evenin6, honora8le high8lood
>>150961445based
>>1509614668( sorry i'll stop
jade makes me have very impure thoughts...
>human on human>troll on trollBoring, milquetoast, literally whats expected>human on trollNow THAT i can get behind
>>150959022>>150959275>>150959447>>150959494>>150959631>>150959691>>150959799It's finished.
>>150961482Imagine that voice giggling breathlessly as you fuck her
>>150961469>condy bondagehawt>lil puppy glassescute
>>150961484>human on trollnormie ship.>cheru8 on cheru8this is where it's at
>>150961445And yet you still acknowledge me, the (you) doesn't actually matter. You will NEVER be Jade Harley, you WILL bald early.
>>150961469hehe i know this comic!!! big fan of it>>150961476good boy!!
Whoops
>>150961518>cheru8 on cheru8beneviolentalso has cherub x human
>>150961517Puppy with shades
>>150961518>same speciesBoooooriiiing
I'm just saying if you give me 1 minute I could finish off Lord English for good.
>>150961506>>150961482
>>150961506i cant contain myselfim about to perform an unspeakable act
>>150961456*wwalks into fortnite*
>>150961416Yes and it was fucking terrible.
>>150961539So could I...
>>150961541Would
>>150961497holy based, i kneel
>>150961539>If I was on that moon with my moirails, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in Doc "Lord Enlglish" Scratch's study-troll mark whalberg probably
could someone flip a coin and tell me what it lands on? I need to decide whether or not to post JadeRose for every DaveJade posted
>>150961497smu68ert is hilarious
>>150961497HOLY GOAT, HOLY KINOOOOOI
>>150961559>>150961551femboy eridan needs to bounce on my dick crazy style
>>150961582better get to posting!
>>150961560a-anon?!
>>150961582lets not engage in shipping wars
>>150961497I am the original Anon. This is beyond peam. Thank you for giving my protein-sugar mix such power over the Ultimate Dweeb.
has Jadeanon done electrolysis? i dont remember jade harley having a razor shadow
>>150961484What about Carapacian on Human/Troll/Cherub?
>>1509616028ut what a8out my caliginous crush on jadeanon......
>>150961559good shit anon, great timing lol
!! :p
>>150961626You should stop typing like that.
>>150961634I don't have much more on hand... Soon I will need to scavenge more kino from the booru...
>>150961634
>>150961652why is that image so big, it does not need to be 5000 x 5000
>>150961634i dont think dave's hands would be enough to cover jade's prominent chin that we all know she has. she does have a prominent chin, right?
>>150961611Anytime, Anon.
>>150961497Cinema, anon. JohnRoseMary is a patrician ship.
>>150961669WHY IS YOUR MOM SO BIG. OOOOOOOOOOH GOTTEM. FUCKING GOTTEM.
>>150961497based
i wanted to make a fanventure but im so fucking stupid and retarded i gave up almost immediately.
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>>150961657good luck anon, i have the entire booru saved at this point!! :)>>150961660this is adorable!!!! <3
one must imagine the puffy puppy pussy
>>150961715nope, jade has a penis. isnt that right? >>150961714
one must imagine the puppy monkey baby
>>150961725jade dog penis? no I don't think so
>>150961707>the juggernaut appears
>>150961702You're doing better than me.I'm three weeks into writing the outline for mine and I just started over. Well, not "over" over but all the stuff I wrote has nothing to do with what I need to write now.It is a good pain.
>>150961702Try again, right now!
>>150961652no.
>>150961715
I hope the Homestuck revival reignites the Nudestuck movement
>>150961757good post
>>150961660
>>150961737i envy you dude i have no skill in writing whatsoever>>150961739you know what i would but i suck at writing anything interesting. if i did try to make something it would just be SLOP!!
>>150961714
>>150961775>>150961749>>150961765jaderose is also acceptable!! its cute
>>150961715>Bec wasnt castrated>The trip lasted three whole years>Jade has to have gone into heat multiple timesThree years should have been canon.
>>150961768Then brother, slop it up.
>>150961785what ship do you dislike? purely out of curiosity. Is it Davekat?
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>>150961768Skill doesn't really factor into it, it needs to be entertaining.No one's going to read about how twelve teenagers get dropped into a video game because it's deadpan serious about how shitty it would be to survive the Reckoning with no jokes whatsoever, Threads style. Gotta slop it up.
>>150961807theyre sooo cute <3
>>150961702At least the sketch looks good anon!>>150961737How do you go about outlining stuff? Every time I try to outline something I end up making an unreadable mess in Obsidian
>>150961839
>>150961785>sample_how many images did you save like that?
>>150961850enough!!! :p
>>150961731PuppyMonkeyWriggler.
>>150961761>revivallol. lmoa
>>150961862
>>150961839They absolutely are.
I'm reading a fanfic where its a threesome of sollux/dave/karkat, how coocked i'am?i think im going to draw it too since i have insomnia too.
>>150961862you saved a bunch of images and they're not even full size? are you fucking stupid or what?
>>150961702>>150961768get to it, anon! being bad at something is all the more reason to practice and get better at italso your sketch is great
>>150961847https://scriptmag.com/features/writers-room-101-beats-breaking-blendingYou have to reduce the story down to its constituent elements. In my case it's a line or two illustrating an event. ("PR meets MM at the dock, overawed that he is meeting the literal woman of his dreams.") In Homestuckian terms it'd be the actual prompt of the scene I guess.
>>150961894you caught me! :o
>>150961885>davejade shipper>stupidno need for all these redundancies, anon. It was already sorta implied
>>150961918
Here's a classic
>>150961947
nigger attack
>>150961918don't emote at me like i'm your friend you freak
>>150961916I see. I just find it hard to plan something while trying to take suggestions into account, which (to me) is the fun part about a fanadventure, getting some byzantine suggestion and having to improv something on the fly for it. Although sometimes you get stuck waiting for someone to point out the obvious lile how it took me 80~ pages to get an excuse to turn on the damn lights
>>150961947very cute anon!
>>150961974
>>150962001not canon
>>150962001
>>150961981Yeah, this is why the OG dropped suggestions pretty much immediately
>>150962022
is it shipping hours already? tell me anons, why is your otp your otp? what draws you do it?
>>150961788I MEAN I MIGHT. i feel like there are so many slop adventures though so it would be a total waste of my timeim not even joking im terrible at thinking of what would make for an interesting session.like... classpects and lands and shit
>>150962042Ok, then don't make one. What are you wasting our time for?
>>150962038my otp is me x hussie and im not going to explain why and yes it is an extremely abusive relationship
>>150962042Just remix mythology or religion, it's what i'm planning to do.
>>150962038me x aranea.seriously though, pro8a8ly somethin6 like RoseDave
>>150962042Don't feel like you're limited to just stuff you saw in the original either. It's literally just stuff Hussie made up on the spot and justified later.
>>150962038He could have saved her from herself.
>>150962010How many times do Rose and Jade interact in the comic? Twice?
>>150962056whew im sorry. let me blow my brains out for wasting your precious time.
>>150962038several reasonsits really cute, i like the dynamic, i like the characters and their interactions, and self projecting along with fanon stuff and roleplay!!! <3
>>150962082no idea. pro8a8ly>>150962090
>>150962082i believe they interact a total of 5 times!
>>150960737Despite being in a dead thread, it’s worth replying to this to clear up some misconceptions.>retvrn shitThe retvrn shit is a strawman. No one said Homestuck was anti-gay, but the queerness was definitely not on the same level then as it is now.It’s like saying comics were “always queer” because there were some gay characters in the 60s.>the comic had gay crushes and relationships in it as soon as romance (the trolls) were even introducedWhich is when you started reading, evidently. Crushes are pretty throwaway. But again, the point regarding the Act 5 romances isn’t that they was no references to queerness whatsoever, it’s that the actual romances were predominantly straight. And indeed, the most significant ones at the time were.This doesn’t mean Hussie was a homophobe, it just means he wasn’t actively going out of his way to obsess over weird queer ideology shit.It’s also a little different for a race of bisexual by default aliens to be bisexual than for humans who were clearly, sometimes explicitly, heterosexual to be retconned into gay or bisexuals like what happened later.I guess people these days are incapable of understanding the most basic of nuances though.
tentacle, the rapist, and 6arden 6knotsdick. They were a match made in heaven, truly
>>150962087Please do, you needy faggot. Last thing we need is the umpteenth aborted fanventure trying to pander to hsg for the short lived dopamine of praise from anons
>>150962104>>150962116In all honesty I get the feeling that Rose and Jade lowkey hated each other. Rose defaces Squiddles merch to make them grimdark, do you think Jade cottons to that much?
>>150962146do you have a hate8oner for every anon in this thread or somethin6?>>150962154perfect kismesis potential with 6uarenteed vacillation>>150962168
>>150962042all nuventures must contain sexo women it is the law
>>150962182lol
>>150962154It wasn't that they hated each other, but IIRC they're friends of friends. Rose does not directly associate with Jade because they're basically strangers who happen to know the same people. John being the focal point of that is kind of funny to be honest. If it weren't for the time travel shenanigans he would never have met those kids either.
>>150962182newfag
>>150961497Wasn't the concept behind the split to Meat-Candy that it was a deconstruction of the desires of readers and Hussie's own writing style into a binary choice which takes autonomy away from Hussie as a writer by saying that the story exists outside of his hands literally? Anyway, this is good because it depicts what would have happened had the split not happened, given how Alpha before the split was both candy and meat, regardless of what the characters consider "canon" as metanarrative agents aware of canon as a concept. "What if John had just called Dirk a faggot, killed him, and committed genocide against the cherubs?" or "What if John had just taken agency with his ability to retcon and actually fixed things?" are both valid contexts to this image, and that's pretty good.>>150961685Just call it Rosemary Breath.
>>150962182if the quality of posts are so important to you then why do you keep contributing? :)
>>150962182were saving the sharty with this one?
>>150962146if i HAD ideas for it i would make it. but i had no ideas for it so im not gonna freaking make it. do u understand.
>>150962233Exactly, so why even share? "Oh I wanted to make an adventure but I didn't" Okay? You want us to give you a blowjob over some shitty sketches? Actually produce something or stop fishing for compliments.
>>150962209But Anon, Rosemary breathe doesn't work because John is only a mantle for the op that inspired the image (and therefore all who look upon it in one of these threads). A different term than Breathe must be used... one that represents the nature of an Anon in this thread...
>>150961519I know exactly who you are. Kys fat fujo dyke.
>>150962290i think it's nice, actually. it 8rings in discussion. stop 8eing such a faggot a8out it, jesus
>>150962297i knew it was a davekat shipper
>>150962233If it helps, I didn't set out to write what I'm doing now at the outset. "What if they tried to play the game in medieval times?" became "How would they play the game in medieval times?" became "So some people survived the Reckoning and in order to save the human race needs to play the game but in the past blah blah blah"Just follow a train of thought all the way, man. Ride that crazy train right off the rails.
im so weak for trashy white bitches bros
>>150962038meulin x kurloz because having a telepathic relationship is super romantic
>>150962329she's not trashy per se, just a huge 8itch. Trashiest troll is terezi
>>150962297>fat fujoHOLD!?>>150962297>dyke.Oh. Burn it at the stake.
>>150962341>Think about someone else for even a moment>Get dumped
>>150962329>human vriska>with fangsThis kills the man
>>150962312I'm not going to be talked down to by the fucking Vriska quirk schizo. Acting like you're bringing such amazing contributions to the thread>>150962326>from one loser who hasn't actually made anything yet to another, just have a freaking idea, man! everyone knows you just need an idea and if you don't actually make anything that's just as good.
>>150962182you will never be a janny, fuck off
>>150962345I had no idea this was the og comic lol
>>150962345
>>150962357I see someone is particularly grumpy today, did someone make fun of your ideas once too?
>>150962357>great contri8utionsokay then. What have YOU contri8uted to the thread, huh? Riveting conversation? Art? ANYTHING????????
>>150962383I bet you don't even know about the davejade sex tablecloth at the sushi restaurant
drawing the scene im readin rn.
>>150962393
>>150962425kino, share when you're done, please
>>150962357>>150962290god youre such a miserable fuck.i just wanted to spark some discussion about fanventures but i guess i went about it the wrong way. sorry, lol!
>>150962413ni88a stop riffing off my shitty retort you arent helping. the john egbort and generic sexy mom do not need a white knight
>>150962428They pair up nicely.
>>150962422
>>150962123>Crushes are pretty throwaway. but you counted nepeta/karkat, eridan/feferi and sollux/aradia lmao. it's clear crushes aren't "throwaway" to you if they're straight>the actual romances were predominantly straightbecause hussie is a straight man, but for a bisexual species that's pretty weird. most of the "romances" were very short lived, so short flings like equius/aradia and sollux/feferi are much less significant than longterm relationships like rose/kanaya and dirk/jake. there was no time when homestuck wasn't gay, sorry you misremembered and for some reason are trying to hearken back to the days when it wasn't because reasons. also the humans didn't have sexualities or romance at all, lol, the trolls introduced romance to the comic, unless you're a daverose incest fag who takes jokes too seriously
>>150962438It's cool. Bottom line is, you never know when inspiration will strike so keep an open mind.
davejade again
>>150962123While the gays are a prime example I think this phenomenon is a sad common consequence of our (as a whole civilization) rapid dive into decadence. In the rush to embrace ever more elaborate social performances people become shallow caricatures of themselves, incapable of nuance or coexistence with other contradictory people.
>>150962395You'd be as mad as me if you saw these wastes of skin file through the threads over the past few months, 4stuck, hardlocked, the anon talking ad nauseum about his 'Medievalstuck' adventure, this fucking loser https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1 who made seven pages, shilled here, and then came crying when he abandoned it.>>150962438Yeah yeah, wah wah wahhh. Time for the self pitying, aw shucks, kicking the ground and moping. A total meltdown when you realize someone isn't going to feed you canned praise for the amazing feat of shitting out a few sketches and 'having an idea'.
>>150962438don't listen to him, he's just a schizo. tell us a8out it>>150962440ai 6enerated, incomprehensi8le reply>>150962470jaderose again
Imagine replying.
>>150962477tbf i hate the gay singularity shit too, it's cheap and the ships themselves suck, but seeing someone say the trolls weren't gay is hilarious delusion and also nepkat fagging on main even though that was just a crush but saying gamzee crushing on tavros or kanaya crushing on vriska is "throwaway" even though the latter 2 crushes were much more important to the story later
>>150962182We are, quite literally, discussing a web/co/mic and absolutely belong on this board. Call me when you bring Snacks back to the mod team. We're on our own board. posting about a newly relevant comic that has had a fanbase for like 16 years.
>>150961939time is a flat circle
one more before bed, goodnight 4chan see you in the morning
>>150962482Yeah, I stopped talking about Medievalstuck because I started writing it, dude. Relax. Some people just need more encouragement than others and will find something else to do when it doesn't pan out the way they were expecting.
Can't believe he is itt, huge fan, really.
I want to harness rose up to a glass pane where she has to evacuate an egg out of her asshole and hold it on the glass between her gaped asshole for a full minute without breaking it, every time the egg breaks she gets flogged
all this cali6inous 8ack and forth 8etween multiple differnt people is tiring...... I'm 6oin6 to sleep. night, /hsap/ (Homestuck Animated Pilot Thread, where we discuss Homestuck and Homestuck accessories)>>1509625348ased pantyraid.>>150962539night, eridaniel
>>150962540>Some people just need more encouragement than othersThey're grown adults, I don't give a fuck how much encouragement they think they 'need'>will find something else to do when it doesn't pan out the way they were expecting.Translation: Will waste everyone's time and attention before abandoning another project like the flakey retards they are
>>150962562>that's a clean burbing sburb session I tell you hwhat
>>150962482i dont care about praiseur getting so fucking mad about it. its almost comical like fuck why do you care SO badi just wanted to talk about fanventures. BUT NO. no fun allowed.
>>150962517The comic is from a more innocent time, I can well imagine a lot of the hostility towards gayshit in it is a product of escalating recent All kinds of characters having non-normal sexual preferences or relationships was still somewhat novel. Nowadays every unbearable tweenager with severe social media brainrot has six genders and an arcane web of relationship statuses and self-diagnosed mental disorders that make your average troll look fairly mundane.
>>150962422the what
>>150962647
>>150962618You didn't want to talk about fanventures. I don't see you talking about Prisounebound, or Sburb.exe, or Vast Error, or CANWC, or Karkat goes to a con, or any actual, marginally successful project. You wanted to talk about YOUR failed attempt at a fanventure, and how much you reaaallly waaaaaant to make it, but you're so >>150961702 'fucking stupid and retarded' (:'( )that you 'gave up almost immediately' (:'((((( awwww). Well let me hecking validate you, anon, you are a retard, and no amount of sycophantic anons going 'You can do it! You're so special!' will change that
>>150962564if you think somethings going to be a waste of your time, then dont read it. dont give it attention. be selective about what you want to engage with.fanventures get scrapped all the time. people have lives, jobs, responsibilities. sometimes they just can’t dedicate everything to it, and thats fine.youre acting weirdly bitter about it, like theyre personally betraying you or something.
>>150962618I just realised thanks to ur pic that the anon u replied to also talks like dirk lmfaoo
>>150962656>requiem cafe but based
>>150962684>requiem cafe but basedThat's just them with the MLP event
>>150962693qrd?
>>150962357imagine if this person is from the homecuck creative union or whatever
What does anon think of the latest updates to SBURB.exe? I think Abby's progression as a character here could be interesting, given how she's on the Jadesprite end of the Jade-Jadesprite dynamic but without the powers.>>150962656I wonder why Homestuck hasn't tried to collab with cafes or restaurants in Japan.
>>150962672clicking random on mspfa leads to a graveyard of sub 30 page zoosmell pooplords and this is a very big problem
>>150962663ok, i will admit my wording was terrible. i was posting that to see what other people were working on or had made, not to fish for validation. if im not gonna make mine, im not gonna. simple as that. i wasnt doing the whole "should i make it???" bait thing, i just said i tried and dropped it.i probably shouldve added something like “what about you guys?” or “what are you working on?”i don’t really care about the big popular fanventures, i just wanted to talk to people about their stuff. sorry for not being clearer. i didnt know you cared SO deeply for shit like this.
>>150962672>youre acting weirdly bitter about it, like theyre personally betraying you or something.I'm acting annoyed because it's annoying seeing losers fish for compliments. To be 'betrayed' would imply I had any expectations for them in the first place.
>>150962707nah they're just a retard who gets angry when people don't update looks like
>>150962724i wasnt fishing for compliments thats all ill leave you with because i refuse to engage with your retardation any further
mods=fags
>>150962722>i don’t really care about the big popular fanventuresYou have no idea how much worse that is.>i don't really care about the actually successful artists, who have made something worth examining. let's all talk past each other about our amateurish scribbles!
>>150962718theres a lot and i mean A LOT of landfill littering MSPFA, of the top 10 ongoing favorites only Sburb.exe actually updates, if you go up to 20 technically Nightfall got an update recently after a year of silence. Abandoned adventures in general should be moved to inactive after a certain time.
>they're STILL going.
>>150962700Homestuck lost out on the requiem event to MLP this year, and it was more popular
more or less the scene of the fanfic im reading.
https://youtu.be/H8qG4AlK1qk?si=ybLql-sPLle7u76I
>>150962770i know... cant even enjoy my davejade in peace around here!!!
>>150962781SHARE
>>150961702Yooo this is actually pretty freaking good! I like the fact that it's not finished and looks shoddy. Sooo sovlful. uglybitch.png? Haha, your self deprecating humor is making me L O fucking L. You should for sure work on that fanventure bro!!! Can't wait to see more of your work!
>>150962765this is true.
>>150962795u keep trying to ragebait me but im masturbating to everything ur saying
>>150962781rub a dub in the rub
>>150962765I remember landing on that page the first time, clicking on one of those and noticing it hadn't updated in years. It was a pretty good vibe check.
>>150962788Sad state of affairs, really.
>>150962790the fic? ok.ao3 link for works: 15725031sorry for the buchering website is being gay and not letting me share links.
>>150962819Also it'd be especially ironic of all of that shit migrated to Discord for some reason, rendering it completely invisible to the naked eye.
>>150962810More of that EPIC humor, bro, can't wait to see that in the 'venture! It's like I can't tell you're hurt at all! >>150962738
>still goingget a room.
>>150962849imagine caring whether or not someone finishes their fanventure. fucking slopeating loser
>>150962875What does that make someone who endeavors to put out slop but can't even manage that? Someone who talks up that they're going to make an mspaint comic but it peters out before the first page? A failed slop peddler, I'd kill myself if that were me.
>>150962765Okay I checked and may have exaggerated a bit, Wake Up got update in september and Ligmastuck in august. Still, the fourth closest one is from more than a year ago. Vast error doesn't even upload to MSPFA anymore for fucks sake.
>>150962866it keebs happening!!!!
yeahcal-o sengen
>>150962781this is how it ends more or less.
>>150962062>im not going to explain why and yes it is an extremely abusive relationshipI think we all understand this
>>150962924Latula...
>>150962770God I still hate everything about Gamzee becoming “lol teh EVUL CLOUN!!! XD XD XD”, it was the most 2000s shit imaginable and made worse knowing Hussie has a disturbing public hard fetish for clowns
>>150962062i am he who knows
>>150962482>this fucking loser https://mspfa.com/?s=64889&p=1 who made seven pages, shilled here, and then came crying when he abandoned it.honestly I'm a bit impressed you can still recall this off the top of your head, respect for the hater grind
>>150962866>>150962898i didnt think he would sperg that much lollllhave a cute grimdorks pic i found to apologize for the trouble i accidentally stirred up
>>150962956The best part about it is it happened not long before people started making a bunch of scary clown movies and causing hoaxes by wandering around in clown outfits
>>150962071>somethin6kek. I can see why you're into rosedave since you're also into aranea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1eXkYl7a8U
>>15096303017 year old girls pissed themselves laughing from shit like this in the fandom.
>>150962081this was such a beautiful ship- it would've been an absolute powerhouse in fanart
>>150962967
Which homestuck character grips the hardest? (My friend is curious)
>>150963040they where right to do soalso good pic thanks for the new wallpaper
>>150963053equius
>>150963044Yeppers
>>150962713i actually just got caught up on sburb.exeand i have some thoughts on itwhile the humour and character interactions landed very close to bulls eye the lack of mystique and more emotional character moments dampened my mood a bit the more recent updates are a move in the right direction with the full gravity of the situation dawning on abby and little miss senators daughter becoming more suspicious and untrustworthy of the green spaz and more carpacian stuff either way im invested enough to keep up with it
>>150963053Equius, zero argument, EXCEPT for Rose whose grip exceeds his but ONLY when she’s having soul-shaking sex and instinctively digs her nails in
>>150963053I don't think we ever got a fair comparison between the ghost gloves and Equius
>>150962892no actually, you're still worse and lower than slop creators for being "invested" in whatever they create so much that you actually get pissed off whenever someone doesn't live up to your picky standards. why the fuck do you care so much whether randoms update their fanfiction or not?
>>150963182It's understandable, in a very "shit or get off the pot" sort of wayIf you've ever had to deal with a lot of idea guys in short succession you'd get it pretty quick (they don't ever intend on following through, it's just their way of socializing). It does get annoying after a while.
>>150963182I care because they post about it. If they didn't post about it seeking attention I would not give a fuck. Why don't you go back to posting your shipping art you fucking whiny faggot? Suck your binky and shut the fuck up.
>>150962090I often think about how the first time we ever see dave smile is in his first conversation with jade
>>150963207>>150963200still talking about it lololo
>>150963182Because he doesn’t have a load-bearing personality. The fan stuff is all he has, there’s not much of a person there to begin with, so these sort of things become life-or-death for hom.
>>150963238Like I said, it's worth acknowledging. Tough love.
>>150963238No, live with the shame for the rest of the thread, bitch.
>>150963200Nta but yeah this is why stopped going into /vrpg/. It gets annoying really fast.
>>150963233>>150961147if you look at the author commentary here its pretty perfect for this!! :p
>>150963233They were destined and then a bitter old amphetamine addict ruined it for (no) money and social credit
>>150963242>load-bearing personalitythis is deep internet esoterica
>>150962341it kills me we only see them chat once because their communicating purely through gifs was so fucking cute and amusing
>>150963207why don't you just ignore it if you don't like it like every other person in this thread manages to? hilarious you're throwing out infantile insults when you're the one throwing a tantrum because you're too much of a picky meltdown-having autist to just scroll past
>>150963242>The fan stuff is all he has,imagine your entire personality being a fanfiction critic. he really thinks he's doing the community some good by "saving" homestuck fan adventures from only having 7 updates!! the horror! LOL
>>150963265it’s an insult anon, it means they’re shallow to the point they treat media as more meaningful than being a person, and as a result become hollow and dull; nothing to bear up an actual person.
>>150962154>>150962205no they were good friends. they even had that friendly convo between them that doc scratch kept interrupting
>>150963303a really funny insult
>>150963281I'm under no obligation to ignore anything or let anything slide. Why should I? What do I gain from it? Making you feel good?Other people in this thread have admitted that this type of attention speaking behavior is tiresome. Are you going to listen to them because they sugarcoat it? I doubt it.
>>150963281literally>>150963252>>150963245if i could go back in time i wouldve stopped myself from posting what i did without "so what are you guys working on" attached because hoooolly fuck this has just blown up into a huge mess. i really didnt know it mattered this much
>>150963307Why is this an argument? The answer is “Hussie was a poor writer who couldn’t even write two girls talking so Rose and Jade are essentially strangers (who then knot and have a kid)
>>150962233>>150962290this open up discussion for anons to contribute ideas or tutorials. especially if it's an interactive comic
>>150962056>>150962146>>150962290>>150962892for the love of god, no one cares about your schizophrenic rant, shut up already
>>150963314>if i could go back in time i wouldve stopped myselfNo, you'd have to go back in time and hold your parents at gun point, and demand they raise you in such a way where you don't have such an obvious personality disorder. You are incapable of phrasing things in a normal, non-desperate, non-faggy way. It's just weaved into your soul at this point. Only thing left to do is to just dump the grimdorks folder and never fill up the text field with another keystroke in your life.
>>150963312neither am i, so i'm gonna call you an alogging faggot every time i see you nag someone else about "not doing enough" for your taste and keeping tabs on separate fanventures to link and tattle on them to the thread for not updating enough like an obsessed loser
Wake me in the next thread when they're done.
>>150963312>I'm under no obligation to ignore anything or let anything slide.No you're not, but citing three fan adventures that no one has mentioned in weeks, even having the link saved to one that only updated once makes it seem like you dedicate too much energy to this.
>>150963335
you can only reply to this post if you've been on hsg since before june 2014
>>150963360It's trivial to remember this shit. It can be pulled up in like 30 seconds. Would it be in these failures' favors if everyone just forgot their flubs and let them flounce onto their next source of easy dopamine? Maybe. But some of have adult attention spans and memories.
>>150963374Yeah and some people have lifes outside these threads and dont keep tabs on everything that happens here, its still fucking weird that you let it take this much space in your brain man
>>150963374and it dont stop
>>150962866>anon <3< anonOTP!
>>150962781>drawing scenes of the fic you're readingwttf based?!
>>150963401its a lot closer to a blackrom bukkake. spake of thus i gotta do that now
>>150963397I can't account for the goldfish memories the other retards in here have. This isn't Memento, people can hold many memories in their heads.>>150962042LOL
>>150963030>>150963040good because we need more homestuck storyboards like this
>>150963439
Damn, I'd reply to that post but the oldest post I have saved is from the mod on /tg/ telling people that ERP is bad, actually
>>150963439I ship x skye
>>150963461wtf I want to have sex with that anon now
>>150963314the chad page of space vs >>150963335the virgin bard of doomwho wins? you choose! eppppppic rap battle os historyyyyyyyyyy
>>150962453>it's clear crushes aren't "throwaway" to youNo, it’s just that those ones were had substantially focused on more than the gay ones. Kanaya’s crush on Vriska is the only gay one with a similar degree of focus.>because hussie is a straight manYou don’t say? Almost as if that’s the point.>there was no time when homestuck wasn't gayAh, so you did skip to the trolls after all.>also the humans didn't have sexualitiesNegative iq detected.>>150962517Nobody said the trolls weren’t gay, just that their most significant romances prior to act 6 happened to be hetero ones. The amount of crippling exigent autism in these threads is astounding.
>>150962042Sexo. For lands just mix up two things you think are cool and you got a land.Oh man I think big broken swords are cool in video games.>Land of Ruin and SwordsmanshipDude I love violent shows on TV.>Land of Blood and BroadcastCan't wait to read some Spider-Man comics when I get home.>Land of Skyscrapers and SpidersIt's that easy.
>>150962329Cody...
>>150963371I sincerely miss everyone from the 2010-2012 period. I hope they're all doing well.
>>150962781>>150962942It got a little bit Seeeeeeheeeexual there.
>>150963625Land of Salt and Slugs would be funny for a doom player imo
>>150963461Where did you get this picture of me?
>>150963595>more substantially focusedyou said "notice how all the major relationships were straight" and listed nepeta/karkat (crush) and eridan/feferi (moirails) but NOT vriska/kanaya (moirails and mutual crush) even though vriska actually reciprocated kanaya's feelings at a time ROFL>>also the humans didn't have sexualitiesNegative iq detected.so tell me what straight relationships happened between the kids besides the daverose joke>Ah, so you did skip to the trolls after all.because the trolls literally introduced romance to homestuck retard. the kids didn't have romantic interactions>Nobody said the trolls weren’t gay>just that their most significant romances prior to act 6 happened to be hetero ones.you said the gay crushes like gamzee -> tavros and kanaya -> vriska that had actual narrative consequences were "just throwaways" compared to the nothingburger that was nepeta -> karkat
>>150963687I need you
S-SHES FAST!
>>150963732I swear anytime I see a post with lots of alternating text and greentext I just know to not read and keep scrolling
cody needs my bwc to correct him
>>150963747nice
>>150963751gender affirming bwc
i wonder if hypnofag still comes here
>>150963741this girl died during Murderstuck and whatever crawled into her corpse to make her dance like a whore came from an awful place
>>150963751>>150963757Alan...
Where the fuck is the Cody Mom image raaargghh
>>150963777>>150963757kek
>>150963777>bwc>implying
>>150963739Shut up Cody, show me your boypits.
>>150963782It's been a day, it's a commission. IT WILL BE OUT WHEN IT'S OUT!
>>150963856It'll be out when it's out. And we like that.
>>150963835i need to inhale his scent
>>150963824>implying browns of a lighter tint dont think they pass for whites
>>1509633712011 ancient-fag reporting. The last post before the end being a Kanaya shitpost is so on-brand it hurts.
>>150963883Kanaya Darling. Pull the fucking plug.
>Damara never went insane for White Cock and chased the human boys like the nasty little ricebunny she isshame
>>150963856You're an evil man, anon. But I respect it
>>150963883Something About Kanaya And Her Quirk Simply Invites ShitpostingGod I Miss Those Days When We Were Young
>>150963856>Do you realize...?>Do you realize something?>Let me tell you
>>150963904Being Older Just Means You Become A Milf (Or Dilf)
>>150963911That Isnt The Problem Its Not Just Our Literal Youth But The Metaphorical Youth Of The Internet And How Civilization Is In Collapse While Everything We Loved Just 10 Years Ago Is Now Dead And Hated
>what would happen if all the trolls survived murderstuck and lived together on earth c
>>150963904>I Am Just Saying>Hypothetically If Someone Were To Open Your Bag Of Infinite Carbon Monoxide>How Would One Close It Again>In A Hypothetical Scenario
these are funner than tier lists. idc about quadrants besides one exception
>>150963931Unusual Takes on Kismesis
>>150963895God I need this. But I also wanted to do a Handmaid and Rankmaid /ss/, fuck.
>>150963893>>150963904I remember there were so many shitposts about Kanaya being terrible with computers and pestering Sollux about and I'd bust a gut at all of them they were so dumb. Couldn't find any in the screencap archive but have this.
>>150963957I need more Caliborn bullying the shit out of Jane
>>150963957Oh, yeah. I wrote some of those, I remember that.>Sollux You Will Not Believe The Convenience And Ease Of This Bonzi Brachiatorbeast Program I Took The Liberty Of Telling It That It Could Install Itself On Every Computer Here
Also shoutout to when Snoop briefly acknowledged Homestuck's existence via Chaz's fanart. She was so good to us, I wonder what she's doing now.
>>150963951I already find WMAF hot as hell and it's funny plus hot to imagine Damara seeing a white dick and immediately losing her shit going full ricebunny mode, but it's all disguised under it her being weird
>>150961497Damn, I came back to peak. I can't believe Homestuck is back.
>>150963946post templatealso who is the tan nigga
>>150963968>Sollux This Website Allows You To Make New Types Of Money With JPEG Images Of Silly Monkeys.
>>150963984idk lmfao
>>150964005>Sollux I Took The Liberty Of Deleting A Certain "System 32", After I Heard From A Trusted Source That It Will Substantially Improve My Computer's Processing Power
>>150960724SEX with Rose.
>>150961052Why did they have to give his shoes those stink lines
>>150964069Because everything past the wretched ending of Homestuck is PURE, uncut misery porn. Everyone has to be a pathetic faggot, everyone is disgusting and unlikable, everyone is in a bad relationship, everyone is cuck-coded or some other degenerate hentai fetish, and the story is going absolutely nowhere with it except to an early grave. The entire point is to appeal to not broken, but *shattered* humans who have reversed and can only find dopamine and serotonin in life being humiliating and suicidal.That's why the stink lines.
>>150964042Sollux I Have Found A New Form Of Artificial Intelligence Called Grub GPT That Has All The Answers To Everything. All You Need To Do Is Say "Grub Is This Real" And It Will Tell You.
>>150964062sorry but Rose has to be a ridiculously skinny sticc before I push my penis inside of her
>>150964096Stop Fucking Up Her Quirk I Swear To JegusLiterally The Most Simple Quirk Of The 12 Save For Capslock Boy
>>150964108We got a Quirkpert over here.
>>150964069because theyre not his shoes, the pizza delivery guy got obliterated and thats why the pizza fell, thats the smoke of the pizza guy
best jade fanart ever
>>150964088lol >>150964129
>>150964141why she posing so dramatically
>>150964168Because they used to do that. To be cool. And it was. We even thought all 4 of them would pose as a team one day.
it's hilarious in retrospect to realize that Problem Sleuth was Hussie's actual Magnum Opus
>>150964184I hate how true this is
>>150964016I think it might be nicolas cage and paired him as such kek
>>150964206>nic cageKEKthere are some ships i think are sweet and like, like gamzee/tavros, john/rose, dave/jade that i didn't think would be appropriate to put because they're like brotps to me but nice chart
>>150964206>prospitcest>dersecestkinda based ngl
Found an interesting twitter pfp just now.He is going to call so many trolls coons, porch monkeys, niggers and chicken bone sucking negros
>>150964275never ask white equius the race of his best friend
What the fuck was his problem?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sphcpQtgQ-U
>>150964335funny meme joke man who hussie introduced without thinking (like all the trolls save the originals), and then unceremoniously killed him, The End, no moral
>>150961309Can I get more SulxFef art?
>>150964335Couldn't get serious and self-fulfill, so he died in a homoerotic/hemoerotic way and got multiple other people killed because of it. Karkat was right that he could have beaten Gamzee, Eridan, etc, but he let everyone down by living out his fetish to its logical conclusion.
>>150964404which would have been interesting if it was written as anything but a cheap joke so the clown-fetish character could rampagechrist, that entire mess felt like Hussie having a panic attack over the rotten mess he made of Act 5, so he hurriedly killed everyone with whatever excuse at hand
>>150964425all homestuck characters are fetish characters
>only 2 million after almost 1 monthso it's not happening right? how much longer before we get kicked off of /co/?
>>150964432yes this is true, but Gamzee (and Vriska) are THE Fetish Characters; one for Hussie's legitimately unwell obsession with clowns, the other for his equally unhealthy need for mean underaged girls
>>150964447Hopefully not much longer.
>>150964447that just means homestuck isnt the problem it used to be. meaning theres no reason to kick it off anymore. just one among many
>>150964447Unlike Glitch pilots that would be made by Glitch themselves this doesn't actually go ahead or get shelved based on views. This is an actual pilot that needs to be shopped to studios and the like which is what they're probably doing.
>>150964335The trolls are a slave race built for servitude to a being who literally only needed them for one purpose. To that end they live in an insanely stratified caste system that would be in open revolt at all times if they didn't just slaughter all dissidents on sight and replace them with more subservient trolls.Equius is the the most hideously twisted troll of the twelve. He is a willing servant so desperate for someone to tell him what to do he even asks it of people he considers his lessers. He dies being strangled by a superior caste and is appreciative for it. It's meant as a joke but Equius really epitomizes the depersonalization of troll society. He barely even qualified as alive.
>>150964461nobody is getting kicked off because AI mods most of the boards now, you'd need to cause enough trouble to make a human notice and decide to get weird about it
>>150964447NO PLEASE I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO STEALTH /V/ THREADS AND WAITING FOR BEYOND CANON TO UPDATE NOOOOOOOO
>>150964447Look at this. Do you SEE this? This is why Homestuck is crawling miles behind.
>>150964474lol guess what dies next if the pilot doesn't get picked up
>>150964494AnonWhy is that a gif...
>>150964505Because as a PNG it was too big to post. I am sorry it is not a sexy jumpscare.
>>150964494this is why the pilot should have been intermission 1. snowman could compete and the sexnight crew could also pitch in
>>150964511Phew. I was worried something would happen.
>>150964531probably yeah, the issue is that 95% of Homestuck's sex appeal is "HEY DO YOU LIKE 13 YEAR OLDS DOING WEIRD ADULT SHIT" and that's fine in the bowels of the internet but it won't exactly make sales when it's a mainstream showa robot Disney Princess with giant tits, on the other hand, literally sells itself
>>150964494i throbbed
>>150964548it's a fucking cheat code how much arm gloves and stockings amplifies a woman's eroticism
>>150964558I am a garter belt appreciator, we are not the same
>>150964562???I like garter belts too, I'm just saying arm gloves and stockings by themselves are instant rocket fuel when slapped on a woman
>DaveJade but the girl's the way better character archetype>AraSol but the guy's the way better character archetype >Took Hussie a literal decade to even entertain this thoughtWish he could've just omitted romance entirely if he knew he sucked at it
>>150964662>Wish he could've just omitted romance entirely if he knew he sucked at itto this day I insist that Hussie destroyed himself at the very start of the comic, by abandoning the 4/10 timeline for the doomed 4/13 oneWe will never, ever know the True Homestuck.
>>150960690
Now this might be me just being an uniformed ignoramus but I need to lick and huff Cody's sweaty armpits.
>and listed nepeta/karkat (crush) and eridan/feferi (moirails) Eridab had a crush on her. And both these crushes had more extensive narrative focus than the vast majority of gay ones prior to act 6.>but NOT vriska/kanaya (moirails and mutual crush) even though vriska actually reciprocated kanaya's feelingsIn the very post you replied to I said Kanaya’s crushes were one of the exceptions. I don’t recall Kanaya’s flushed feelings being reciprocated, but either way I already covered it.>muh moirailsEven the story itself describes “Pale” conciliatory relationships as milder than concupiscent ones. So to weigh them equally is a stretch to say the least.>characters do not have sexualities unless they engage in relationshipsYou’re implying John kissing his Liv Tyler poster was a joke? The dudes, at the very least, did, convey their sexualities prior to act 5, to say nothing of during it.>because the trolls literally introduced romance to homestuck retard.I seriously hope you didn’t start reading homestuck with Act 5 Act 1.>you said the gay crushes like gamzee -> tavros and kanaya -> vriska that had actual narrative consequences were "just throwaways"Already addressed Kanaya’s as you knew. As for Gamzre -> Tavros, are you referring to him collecting Tavros’ severed head and kissing it? Even if we include that crush as being as significant as Kanaya’s crushes were one, which it’s not, they’re both still a minority.>the nothingburger that was nepeta -> karkatGot more focus than Gamzros at least.Even if we exclude that crush, there’s still more hetero relationships and crushes that get more focus than not.If nepeta/karkat is such a big deal to you, ee could exclude the crushes all together. But that would just make the case even more damming.
>>150964840Furthermore, you agreed with me that most of the relationships up till that point were straight “because Hussie is a heterosexual man.” I don’t see what the big issue is.In case it wasn’t clear, the whole argument, an argument that was a fucking tangent btw, was about homestuck from a meta perspective in the first place. A you familiar with tv tropes? One of the “tropes” they’ve identified is “but not too bi”. This is whet a character is canonically bisexual, gets flirty with both genders, and may have even had homosexual relationships in the past, but within the story itself, all of the romantic and/or sexual partners of this character are the opposite sex.This isn’t a perfect descriptor, but it conveys the general point that the trolls in act 5 were by and large bi, but not too bi. Far from the bastion of heckin’ queer representation y’all that you make out. The motive for this, and evidently I have to reiterate this yet again, was clearly not that Hussie has some secret hatred of the homos, but rather that he was simply not frothing obsessed with “representation” back them. In other words, he was a normal person.Meant to reply to this >>150963732
>>150964819Skye please this is a public space
Tridesert what do you think of all the Cody simps?
>>150964840my point is that you listed a one-sided crush and two moiraillegiances as proof the comic "used to be straight," while ignoring the same-sex moiraillegiances and crushes and handwaving them like you're still doing, retard>there’s still more hetero relationships and crushes that get more focus than not.i never denied that, but that wasn't your original point lol. you used as proof this list, implying kanaya/vriska, gamzee/karkat, gamzee's crush on tavros, karkat's black crush on john etc. was "basically an afterthought" as opposed to fucking nepeta's crush on karkat (LOL) and eridan/feferi's one-sided moirailzone??> are you referring to him collecting Tavros’ severed head and kissing it? yes, i'm referring to how tavros's death was a motivation for gamzee's mental breakdown and manipulation of terezi, as he told dave, while nepeta's death and conclusion had nothing to do with karkat>You’re implying John kissing his Liv Tyler poster was a jokethat's ... not on the same level as showing interest in one of your peers like the trolls did, lol. john kissing a liv tyler poster is not "romance." trolls introduced romance to homestuck, and there were always gay/bi trolls, so there's straight period to retvrn to in the comic's history, sorry
Lily is the best Space Days character to me. I find her autismical ways amusing.
>>150964907>Bushstuckid pay so, so much money
>>150964864> large bi, but not too bi. Far from the bastion of heckin’ queer representation y’all that you make out.hussie said kanaya was a lesbian on formspring in 2010 and gamzee was gay before serendipity gospels. most of the "canon ships" were straight yeah, but i'm saying hussie didn't shy away from gay ships either, and also i just thought it was really hilarious that you counted nepeta/karkat and eridan and feferi's moiraillegiance she didn't even want to be in as examples of the "major hetero relationships" in the comic to try to boost the straight stats
>>150964922to make it clear how funny it is, it's like if i said, since apparently crushes and moiraillegiances are fair game:it's funny how all the major relationships were gay>kanaya/vriska>eridan/karkat>equius/gamzee>kanaya/rose>gamzee/tavros>karkat/john>gamzee/dave>gamzee/karkat
>>150964914>While I Fill Up The Tank>Get Some Chips And Shit For The Drive>Get A Paddle Pop Roooooose
>>150964907I bet her pussy is smooth and puffy with freckles.
>>150964870expected more overall hate and transphobia to be honest, guess i forgot how weird you guys are
hey guys, i finally made my fanventure after all! i really put my whole soul into it! dont bother telling me what u think though i already know its goodhttps://mspfa.com/?s=65816&p=1
>>150965050peak fiction, holy shit
>>150965050Something something THE BITCH WHORE MOTHER, something something sex, peak fiction, etc.im glad filegarden keeps the filename lmao
>>150965050Very good anon
>>150965046Always bet on freaks
>>150965069transphobia mania has reached maximum saturation and people are getting bored of it
>>150965046I think he's cute and I won't allow /pol/ to convince me otherwise.Also he has trashy hot girl with dirtbikes and Nirvana posters so he immediately won me over with his sheer baseditude.
>>150965134Honestly, there are just boards that are more fag-friendly in general due to the immense amount of us on them. /CO/ is already dense in dick-munchers and dykes, but you add a Homestuck thread into the mix, and suddenly we are no longer a minority. This should not be unexpected at all.
>>150965046Why are we the weird ones for not being transphobic lol
>>150965243Most normies think that the entirety of the site is /pol/
>>150965243I think he means because everyone wants to sniff cody pits
Autopraxis pretty solid so far.
>>150964902It wasn’t straight or gay, it was just a comic. You made out it was always “queer core”/ as it became later. If you weren’t then your qualms with “retvrning” make no sense.>two moiraillegiancesThose were included because at least one participants crushed on the other AND this was focused on a lot. Moiraillegiances by themselves are not concupiscent.>i never denied thatI accept your concession.>that wasn't your original pointIt was.>that's ... not on the same level as showing interest in one of your peers like the trolls did, lolThat’s… not the point, lol. John and Dave demonstrated attraction to the opposite sex several times. The girls didn’t, so far as I recall, but regardless sexual orientation for 2 kids is shown.And like it or not, in 2009-2010 most people didn’t actively think on asexuality. There’s no reason to assume Hussie imagined the kids as asexual till act 5. Given his new fanbase’s bias for gay ships, if he were to change the kids to anything it would be gay. All the more so for act 6 where the fan bias for yuri/yahoo ever increased. Any kids still straight in-spite of this, Jade for instance, say more about the original intentions than the other way around. Unlike the trolls, the kids were always planned.>trolls introduced romance to homestuck>so all the characters prior to Homestuck were not straightExceptionally erroneous anti-logic.>there's no straight period to retvrn to in the comic's historyIf you mean “period before there were any gay characters whatsoever”, that’s a strawman, But by this criteria, acts 1-3 would count, yes.>>150964922The previous post listed Kanaya as an exception. Multiple times.>>150964935Kanaya/rose is major, later, but the others are false equivalences having significantly less focus.>crushes and moiraillegiances are fair gameAgain, moirallegiances explicitly are not, Crushes with more focus are of course worth more than those with less focus.
>>150965235Dude /co/ is one of the most racist and homophobic boards these days. Massively ironic because reading comics is probably the most faggiest passtime other than sucking some dick when you're bored.>>150965285Huffing Copium? Nah, I'm huffing Codium.
>>150965310someone clip that gif of cody dancing
>>150965307Hicu shill spotted
>>150965046>>150965084>>150965134>>150965243just a quick fyi, these new homestuck threads are nothing like the old ones, its only a few insular newfags that feel like spill-overs from the homestuck subreddit, they're small, slow, stagnant threads populated by the same five or so people spouting the same inanities, there's no real discussion going on and its just mindless consumption of nu-homestuck which all the old fans have thoroughly washed their hands of, so this tiny nucleus of discord trannies is by no means indicative of either old HSG, the board in particular or the site in general, it's just that it's 2025 and nobody fucking cares about homestuck anymore except those who have tied their gender identity to this franchise and therefore need to engage with it from a sense of self-validation, which is insane and unhealthy by the way, but you people are more than used to living insane and unhealthy lives so it figures
>>150965315One of my only gripes with Prisounebound and Space Days is sometimes they have gifs that just don't save right.The gif of Yttris fencing in PB? Saves as a PNG of the first frame for some reason that I'm too stoopit to understand.I just tried to post the PNG itself and it fucking said the format APNG is not supported, what is this witchery?
>>150965321Faggot.
>>150965310>Dude /co/ is one of the most racist and homophobic boards these days.I find that hard to believe, even with how many brown people use /pol/.You’ll need to substantiate your claims.
>>150965327Anon has a point about the beyond canon discussors.Ace Dick’s flabby, fleshy stomach is irrefutable proof that the Problem Sleuth characters can never be carapacians. Any attempt to make them as such will be a logical contradiction that breaks the whole story.
>>150965332It's mainly an observation after years of browsing here and having most posts in threads about things I like be about how trannies are invading it and ruining the whole thing.
>>150965352What if he is but he's just really fucking fat?
>>150965353Maybe that’s because they do so more for comics and cartoons than anything else…Lmao.
new otp unlocked
>>150965357A carapace wouldn’t contort into squishy fold like that.Also, he has a belly button.
Migrate when ready:>>150965371>>150965371>>150965371>>150965371
>>150965322thats my bad, for a while i was saving all my gifs as APNGs since i didnt need to convert them in order to upload, havent gone back to fix them yetill try and do that soon now that youve reminded me
>>150965318Man i haven't even opened that site of theirs, a anon suggested it 2 weeks ago and i saw it yesterday on MSPFA under updated.
>>150965374I'm not really mad more baffled since I've never heard of APNGs in my entire life.It'd be like if the first time someone encounter WEBP was in a fan adventure.
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>>150964819based
>>150965050I came
>>150965046The humiliation ritual of cody being beaten by his bazed and confederate pilled parents satiates my hegemonic masculinity.
>>150965989thank you!
