Is Dispatch /co/ related?Its got comic back stories in the extras(that you have to pay extra for)What did you think of the first 2 eps?
I don't know about any of that but I'm crowning a turd and I don't feel like getting up
>>150960866just spread your cheeks and fart hard into your hand, that way it wont touch the sides so no wipe needed you can just put your turd in the toilet later.
>>150960889Yeah but then I'd have a bunch of shit on my hand
>>150960894Why that everytime I see you post like that, you sound like a bull?
>>150960923sounds like a you problem anon. some people would like to have that turd in their hands.
>Telltale slop
>>150960854The only good thing coming out of this is the nicely muscular pretty blonde chick thats still written like an actual woman, never expected it out of a western game
>>150960854Here for Carol (knockoff version)
Bros
>>150960854A storytime of the comis would be nice. Been thinking of buying the game because the feel reminds me of Superior Foes and Spencer's Ant-Man which I really liked. I also really got into the Telltale Walking Dead games recently so maybe this will scratch that itch.
>>150960854First, post it at /v/ and two, it's pretty decent. That line: "Go go fuckin' hobo ranger..." got a couple of chuckles out of me. Also the blonde gal is hot.
So is he boning the blonde chick or what?
>>150962837If she's a proper Carol Danvers parody, she'll have a girlfriend
>>150962837No, she legit leads you (guy on the left) on but she is dating Chad (omni-man) from outer space. Cheating bitch.
>>150962837Feels like you're going to have two choices at the end, the ADHD former supervillan and blonde musclefu
>>150962991Hit the nail on the head.
>>150961575Here for Johnny (knockoff version)
>>150960854I thought this was a game? Wdym eps?
>>150963216It's a Telltale (alum) game, it has episodes>>150962966>Not brunette street-level bug-themed heroineDamn
>>150962966Omni man seems to have control issues with blue blazer given the catalouge thing with her workers. Wouldn't be suprised she's doing it out of necessity that he remains docile to not wreck shit
>>150963264reminder that taylor is canonically unattractive.
>>150963216Yeah, it's episodic. It was originally pitched as a tv series but was repurposed into a game.
>>150961028yes
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>>150964265Are vidya cutscenes /co/ and /a/?
>>150964338Depends on who you ask.
>>150963432The price they're asking for is the full game right? Not episodes?
>>150964448Yes. One time purchase and you'll get everything. The episodes will just come out weekly. So you can hop on the train. Or you can wait until November 12th to play it all in one go.
The writing would need to be exceptionally good to justify this thing's existence, and I'm willing to bet it won't come close to Telltale at their peak. But I guess I'm open minded.
>>150960854The chapters better add more choices and hopefully choices matter.I don't want to play another one of these games and find out that nothing mattered in the end. Villain will stay villain. Person dies, can't be saved. Relationships don't matter since the next chapter makes them forget or it's just brought up randomly.We'll see, but with so little on the first two episodes I'm not holding my breath.
>>150964526>The chapters better add more choices and hopefully choices matter.So far it's your usual telltale fare. Make of that what you will.
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I'm a little intrigued. So far this is giving me Ugly Americans meets Superheroes vibes.
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>>150960854Oh? Interesting. I may have to check it out.
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>>150960854Its another telltale game, blatant in how they cut it into chapter for release is how its gonna be carrying all the same issues their previous releases did.
>>150965033>>150965055Christ, poor waterboy
>>150960854Is giant autistic omniman taking blondie to super poundtown or do they just play MtG all night?
I want to see more examples of the superheroes/villains in their game's world.Like a chance to see entirely new superhero settings, hoping they've had some actual work put into them.
>>150962951She has a boyfriend who the player might be able to hook up with?
>>150964265>>150965026Is this all the promotional comics?
>>150964871Tales From the Borderlands was the best Borderlands game despite its rocky start.On the other hand, their other tie ins tended to be pretty awful.
>>150966503Its a damn shame what the mainline Borderlands games did to the Tales characters.
>>150962966>>150963300Judging by the music and Blazer's frightened reactions I'm assuming he's a villain.Considering the league notFlash belonged to and Mecha Man were vigilante heroes while he and his organization are paid heroes for hire (with clear ambition and illegal wiretapping), he would have clear incentive to wipe out the "competition"
>>150966579The music only plays if you've kissed/flirted with her previously, if you don't its much more benign
It's gotten good reviews but I don't know if I'm willing to pay for it full price when it's a Telltale-like walking simulator with barely any gameplay.
>>150966664I'll probably just watch it on youtube rather than bother playing it.Not like its a lengthy thing with alot of interesting gameplay.
>>150960854Why talk about this?
>>150965055crying man?
>>150967985notCarol is hot
>>150966664It literally has no drmYou can already download it for free
>>150966579The game wants to trick the player into feeling antagonistic towards fake-Omniman so they try to portray him in a way he is an asshole jock intent on humiliating you while the dude is probably an autistic space alien not familiar with human norms.
>>150967985For the lulz?
>>150964265Classically beautiful on the cover to draw you in, modern audience fugly once you've parted with your cash.I hate them so much its unreal.
>>150966291all the ones released so far, more are slated to release with the new episodes every week
>>150965055Waterboy is basically Mumen Rider.
>>150966516What happened? They get killed off screen?
>>150965033Gotta be a better way to navigate his powers than putting a billion towels on the floor.
>>150969861Would have been a mercy compared to how they were written, especially Vaughn
Old /co/ used to have Freedom Force threads.Dispatch should be allowed.
>>150970151I think we had a thread talking about Freedom Force not too long ago, didn't last for quite as long as I would have liked.
>>150969861it's hard to even describe how bad nu-borderlands writing is without sounding like some kind of hyperbolic autist, it would have been better if gearbox just retconned TFTB and ignored it entirely
>>150969861Getting killed off-screen would've been better. They were written like caricatures and it felt like they undid all of the growth that they went through Tales so they could just be comic relief 100% of the time.Vaughn was done incredibly dirty by Gearbox and Rhys didn't fair much better.
>>150970151Old /co/ allowing "honorary /co/" nonsense was a mistake and led to other boards taking advantage of the hospitality while simultaneously mocking usFUCKOFF
>>150970228It's not hard. They were so fucking desperate to get a new Handsome Jack that they just threw everything that they had at the wall to see if something would stick and instead they made every single character an insufferable prick.
Invisigal like 80% was the one that put the bomb on Mecha Man's suit and quit to go legit when shit got too real for her. Her buying donuts for you is her way of saying 'my bad' without having to admit she almost killed Mecha Man.
>>150970263Modern /co/ and the newfags that contributed to its current state are the only problem
>>150970263Shut up, retard. You don't like it then don't engage with it, end of story.
>>150963089>Son of Razor Ramon
>>150968108What is that?
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>>150971809This is the most heterosexual thing I have ever borne witness to
>>150971867You sure?
apparently there's been some leaks
>>150972367Yeah kinda surprising it was that quick.
What are some good superhero vidyagaems
They better give me more of the actual dispatching part of the game, that was actually fun but definitely needs more depth
>>150964265Wake me up when they're released separately
>>150970365The newfags came because they saw /co/ as a refugee zone/dumping groundLook at Death Battle threads
>>150960854Thw white in her costume should have been bare skin.
>>150965026This is AI slop, right? Am I going crazy?
>>150973057Eh, doesn't quite work. Would need to be redesigned a bit further for bare limbs, maybe be made a bit less 'busy' when it comes to the details on the torso/shoulders
>>150973079It definitely has the artifacting look typically seem in generative image AI models. But that's the cover AdHoc went for I guess.
>>150973057>>150973094Here's her initial concepts.
>>150973116First one is just the molested christian supergirl from Boys, the one after that is neat and seems like it might have had bare buff arms
>>150973116>the Carol color schemeHeh
>>150960854They did make a few comics to accompany it.
>>150973116I kinda like the red/blue/gold but final design is nice too
What comic or cartoon is this
>>150973963A "game" or visual novel technically speaking. It centers around a former superhero turned dispatcher after Robert loses his mech in battle. So he's working behind the desk in exchange for his suit to be repaired. And while he's there he has to work with the misfits. Dealing with issues at the office all the while helping citizens by sending these heroes out on assignments.
>>150965026what a horrible powerset
>>150965055Poor dude
>>150974976Oh, she really is Carol.
She must be one of those supes that doesn't sweat, for her to be covered like that all the way from the neck in a clearly very form fitting suit.Otherwise she'd be drowning in sweat after a few hours.
>>150974976nice
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>>150973079>>150973096that's just dan hipphttps://www.instagram.com/p/DQKGipxkUQq/
>>150976224Are they published individually?
>>150960854Everyone is the story is an asshole except for the protagonist.
>>150976419isn't that because most of the cast are ex-villains
>>150976428No it's because everyone is a corpo superhero.
>>150976419Most of the villians aside from sonar. Invisigal is just a mentally ill tsundere.
>>150970263are you having some bout of senility and confusing the 2010s live action capeshit craze with for an off-topic invasion?
>>150976443Well the team Robert is bossing consist of ex-villains.
>>150976482Toonami was a mistake
>>150964265That cover is 100% AI generated, Malevola (demon chick) at the very least is, not sure about sonar (Moistcritikal Man-Bat). Save this reply for when it's confirmed and everyone shits their pants on twitter.
>>150973116Interesting that the gem is so central to all the designs. Hope it ends up mattering in the game.
I love how different the body types are. Blonde Blazer is so meaty and plump and just enough realistic muscle, she is so fucking hot. And then you also got Invisi walking twig.
I watched Jacksepticeye play it for a bit. Main guy seems a bit annoying but I will applaud Aaron Paul. Dude does indeed have more voices than Jessie from Breaking Bad
Does this game emasculate the protag constantly, there's that one scene in the trailer where the purple girl decks him, is that what i should be expecting
>>150971809I recognize that cover!
>>150977773Nice homage.
>>150977758The whole concept is that you're some lame nerd with a superpowered armor suit, who lost his suit and was forced to take a desk job wrangling a team of assholes with real superpowers. It's safe to assume it's going to be one of those stories where the main character starts out as a punching bag who nobody takes seriously but eventually he wins their respect and brings the team together to face who- or whatever the big bad turns out to be.
>>150977585It's possible but I don't think it is. The demon chick does look like she was drawn separately from the rest of the image and composited together afterwards, but she doesn't have any obvious AI-generated signs.
>>150964265There's something about this kind of dynamic that feels so dull and... millennial. I can't explain it.>>150977585What makes you say that?>>150977806Any chance it could be anywhere near as good as Empowered was?
>>150977773the fuck, is this meant to be homoerotic or is the tail guy some villain logan is about to fight
>>150977879It's Nightcrawler standing in front of Logan. Seemingly naked, the artist that made this cover. Had staged it to look as homoerotic and suggestive as possible to see if editorial would notice. They didn't and it went to print.
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>>150977854Did that shit actually have a conclusion? dropped off it after the volume ending in the depowering ambush at the superhero awards
>>150977758Not exactly. Protag is actually pretty cool and can/will throw down even without his mecha.
>>150964950lol
>>150964965the idea is you play a crippled super who now works as a superhero dispatcher (your at the bottom of the rung so you work with former villians. some more former than others).
Is there a “canon” answer to all the choice events? It feels wrong to put what would be my words into Robert, who seems like a stand-up guy and very different from me.
>>150964965>>150978500It's more like your Iron Man without the infinite money and SSS+ tech knowledge so when the suit gets trashed beyond reasonable repair he can't just make a new one or easily fix it. So Supergal finds him and hooks him up to help with a program to dispatch / reform former supervillains as part of a deal where her company will help fix / make a new mecha for him.
>>150978523Not really. Robert seems pretty free to play how you want with the choices that are available.
>>150964950>>150964942>Author: Take that, cryptobros!Me: Take that, faggots.
>>150977806>>150977854>>150977758Way fucking off base. Dude stands ups to mutiple supers without batting an eye and even throws down with them. There's a scene where he verbally eviscerated invisigal for disobeying an order on a botched mission which leads to her crashing out and then punching him because he was in the right. Anons like you are the fucking worse because you have no idea what you are talking about and proceed to make an issue that isn't there. He's lame to the villains because they are fucking villians.
>>150978276I stopped reading after Volume 8 or 9, but last I checked, it's still slowly coming out. I think Thug Boy, Ninjette, and Elissa are all fuggin' each other now. I dunno.
>>150968150She doesn't resemble Carol at all besides being blonde. People actually like her. She's more like Supergirl.>>150970250At least Rhys has some continuity that connects to his old self. He's a benevolent CEO, Zer0 works for him, and his employees like him, which was the actual reason he wanted to run a business.
>>150973176>Carol invented wearing yellow, red, and blue.Dumb Caroltranny.
>>150978607>Anons like you are the fucking worse because you have no idea what you are talking about and proceed to make an issue that isn't thereI was just asking if it had the same tone as Empowered. If it's not that same dynamic for the main character, then don't worry about it.
>>150977758The protagonist (Robert) is basically Iron Man but without the funding. He blew through most of his inheritance to keep his father's suit working, and his dispatch job comes with a deal to get funding to fix it after it's trashed. He's mostly dry and sardonic, and people give him shit for being a normal guy with no powers, but he doesn't just take it. The crux of the conflict is that the team of reformed supervillains don't respect him.
>>150978948>12. Impersonating a 4chan administrator, moderator, or janitor is strictly forbidden.
>>150978948>13. Being a faggot is strictly forbidden.
>tfw no cute alt BPD ADHD tsundere princess who secretly wants your approval and likes being a good guy but is insecure about her ability to be one
>>150977758when did white men become so fragile?
>>150979007She'd be top tier if it weren't for the nose ring
>>150979007>check r34>only 20>only 7 arent ai>5 are gay>last two has blonde carol but are either futa or not goodearly days yet
>>150961575Really is just classic Carol. I love that almost everyone plying kissed her.
>>150978948Your post broke at least 5 of 4chan rules, one including impersonation of a moderator and janitor, shartranny tourist.
>>150977585That's clearly David Nakayama.>>150978908Everybody loves Carol though besides tourists.
The leaks make the game sound pretty lame, glad didn't jump in on it.
>>150978908>She doesn't resemble Carol at all besides being blondeShe also has the same powers
>>150979007>BPD ADHDDid I miss something?
>>150979887She's really unstable and is an asshole who seems to have a thing for the mc.
>>150979849What do they say? Was considering downloading this.
>>150979928That election had south american levels of fraud and scissors theater.
>>150979954See? Still seething nearly 20 years later.
>>150979980nigga, im black.
>>150979954Lmao there are McCain dead-enders? After Bush completely imploded the economy?
>>150979987Sure buddy.
>>150979939Well for one Blonde Blazer romance is a total red herring extending to all the marketing material they've put out, inviz is the only actual love interest
>>150962991What those two ladies even sees in him?>>150979923Is it wrong that I'm waiting she abused as child therefore it's okay she does shitty things.
>>150980035This is not a deal breaker for me.I have a thing for fiesty tomboys with pixie cuts and was hoping you could romance her anyways.
>>150980062One of the bigger problems is it indicates ex-Telltale is doubling down on your choices not mattering.This would have made more sense as an animation than a game.
>>150980035You don't get to fuck discount Karlach either?
>>150979998>After Bush completely imploded the economyThat was democrats forcing banks to give out shit loans because standards for qualifying for loans is hecking racist
>>150980087Let it go cletus
>>150980076Considering I've never played a telltale game before this doesn't mean much to me. I actually don't play them or any of these types of games for this exact reason lmao. I wasn't expecting anything new from them on that front anyways. The art style intrigued me and I loke Aaron Paul so I thought I'd give it a whirl. Wasn't gonna 0ay for it either way. I'll wait till the full thing drops and lower my expectations lower than they already were.
>>150979939>>150980035Lets not spread misinfo.Here are the leaks.>>>/v/724010993That's it. That's all the info we have. Draw what conclusion you wish from it.
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>>150980411Why people want to Invisigal?
>>150980423She is voiced by Laura Bailey
>>150980411>Red HerringOh boy, another subversion of expectations. Because those are so greatly appreciated these days.
>>150980446But she's very shady and hostile.
>>150980572>>150980423People like 'tsunderes' and punk girls with dumbass cow-rings in their nose
>>150960854Question is it good though?
>>150980572Hate sex. Alternatively because Invisigal seems like she has her heart in the right place despite her attitude. She was also kind of a friendly bitch during her initial interactions in the field
>>150980730"People"
>>150960854No it's not /co/ related it IS /v/ related even though it's a glorified choose your own adventure novel.
>>150977546>Her only superpower relies on her ability to hold her breath>She has Asthma>SmokesThis bitch is so fucking dumb.
>>150980876Are those books still made also are they any good?>>150980766Why do I have a feeling that she's the safe option in terms of romance?
>>150980876>books, cartoons and comics are /v/ because you can make bets on in which direction a plot point will developAnd all visual games are /co/ because they have art.
>>150980910>SmokesNice try but she doesn't.
>>150980957Are Japanese visual games /a/?
>>150980876so this game is in a limbo of being pseudo, /v/, /co/, and /lit/ all at once? >>150980928>Are those books still made also are they any good?No idea if they are still being made but most of them were very mediocre, all but usually 1 or 2 endings were just the MC dying a stupid way with a very rare twist of something more interesting. You were basically reading a novella that was giving you all the ways the story could have gone wrong. Also the early ones I recall were fucking retarded with the paths>Taking the smart sensible choice killed you>Taking the most stupidest call imaginable progresses the story
>>150981319NoIt's/v/It's a video game so it's /v/JFC Anon use your damn brainIf every ounce of animation counted then vidya would be /a/ and /co/ solely because of cutscenes You gotta draw a line somewhere
>>150981225ywnbaj
>>150978607>He's lame to the villains because they are fucking villians.He fought the fire guy too which is why they have beef.
>>150981412You will never be a /co/mrade
>>150980052>What those two ladies even sees in him?He's not a wimp.
>>150981369I was just trying to be lighthearted with the conversation as I feel it doesn't really do a good job of anything that it is. That said the material is comic inspired cape shit so I can see an argument for it. I have no dog in this fight however and accept how ever this thread is verdict by the curators of /co/ >You gotta draw a line somewhereI hear you and it is a question of is that line past comic/cartoon inspired or not.
>>150980957You guys heard it hear first, all video games but zork are now /co/.
>>150980730>People like 'tsunderes' and punk girlsUsed to be just this.
>>150981471>That said the material is comic inspired cape shit so I can see an argument for it.Except that's like saying Avatar and Boondocks are /a/Influences and inspirations should only get you so far
>no anon telling OP to "buy an ad" I can't tell if that's a good sign r a bad sign for this place.>>150980910Sounds like a story the big two would write >>150981472Would Zork be /tv/ then?
>>150980052No? She almost got a civilan killed for disobeying an order. Shitty upbringing but that doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to everyone >>150980035Brother, you know something will happen with not omni man that will cause a split. It was spelled out in that small interaction.
>>150981545No /v/ becomes a text based exclusive video game board.
Dispatch is /co/ because it has Carol* in it
>>150980052He's earnest in what he does even thoughhe can come across as aloof, knows how to banter, decent looking, tells it like it is when a situation calls for it, wants to help others and be a hero with or without the suit.
>>150981498>Except that's like saying Avatar and Boondocks are /a/That did happen on /a/ in the mid 2000s, depending on time of day it was accepted, usually daytime JST however come late night it would get pretty heated and be troll worthy threads arguing the details. I have no idea where they stand on it now, but both shows were allowed threads over there without issue, mind you, this was the dark times where half of /a/'s catalog was Naruto to the point mods had to make a sticky to tell the board to stop reporting said Naruto threads so perhapes they were just happy to have active threads that weren't about Kishimoto's Bart Simpson.
>>150981590go to /v/ Multiple threads about Gabie crashed the CSGo marketplace.Multiple threads about Ninja Gaiden 4 under performing.Find one thread about Dispatch.It just pictures of rats.>>724054348
>>150981369The comics are objectively /co/ but then it just goes into /v/ talk. It's like death battle threads but far less obnoxious
>>150981762>The comics are objectively /co/ but then it just goes into /v/ talk.The comics are in-game bonuses Again, think nigga That's like saying every cutscene is /co/ or /a/
>>150981762or filename threads even. What was the term Moot would use when a thread met the technical requirements to count as on topic? I feel that would apply to Dispatch if nothing else.
>>150980052>What those two ladies even see in him?-Can fight / is /fit/-Has sexy battle scars -Nice voice-Has a cute dog-Family repPlus potential other reasons depending on how you play him
>>150981775If you want to get into the weeds you could for sure make a thread about the comics for sure, in game or no. >That's like saying every cutscene is /co/ or /a/That can and has happen a few times, context is usually the key to it, such as someone wanting to talk about Studio Trigger's work on Omega Strikers on /a/ or Universal Animation Studios early 90s work with video game openings of certain properties.Is it right on the line? Absolutely. However the framing of the thread is focusing on the animation, not the game itself. Also most mods are good just moving the thread themselves if it's a bad faith actor just wanting to force a /v/ thread on a different board.
>>150981911>Is it right on the line? Absolutely. However the framing of the thread is focusing on the animation, not the game itself.
This is some intense autism.
>>150960854>Hey guys Moist Critical here, I happen to voice act one of the main characters here in this project- well before I tell you more about about this story I contributed my ass picking glorious voice let me tell you something buttfucking crazy>I just want to say, fuck unions, yeah that's right fuck unions, specifically the voice acting unions because I almost couldn't fucking voice act in this video games because the studio had to have uniom workers, that's fucking crazy>I could of not gotten to voice act in this game because of the corrupt union bullshit, like what the fuck is that!? So let me tell you, as a guy who never worked in normal 9 to 5 job while you struggle getting a loaf of bread, fuck unions, they're stinky and stupid. And I hate them>why do i have to pay a fucking fee to fucking voice act in a video games? What the fuck is that! Do you know what i could be doing with my 23 million dollar yearly income? I could be spending it at my shitty soap company called CHEEKY soap where we take mediocre soap for China and slap a new logo on with my name!>So yeah, uh fuck unions, buy this game, buy my soap, and uhhh that's about it see yuh
>>150981911Yeah but this thread isn't about the comics for Dispatch OP didn't specifically bring up the comics to discuss them, he brought them up so he can talk about Dispatch as a whole
>>150981922just read little further in the post >Also most mods are good just moving the thread themselves if it's a bad faith actor just wanting to force a /v/ thread on a different board.I've seen them try to force the stunt you are getting at for them to just move the thread to /v/
>>150981947I like thinking it's just anons testing ideas and that they are not really that upset and/or invested this thread exists.
>>150981972The thread is technically OP asking what the limits are on this topic.
What are your guys hopes, fears, and expectations of the later episodes? Also how is not moved to /v/?>>150981549Hope the story agrees with you.
>>150981973>/co/>quality mods
>>1509819671) Acting is one of those professions where unions actually do more harm than good. Specifically, they fuck over the majority of actors in a favor of a handful of big names at the top.2) Their soap is American-made and high quality, it's just prohibitively expensive. Like literally just use some cheap generic brand cream after using normal soap and your skin will be fine.
>>150979861>Carol invented flying, super strength, and energy blasts.Dumb Caroltranny.
>>150982234Why are you so pissy over two blonde white women with the same powers being compared
>>150982234>This blonde woman that can fly, is strong, and shoots lasers sometimes, is identical to the other blonde woman that acts nothing like her, has a completely different personality, and a completely different history.Dumb Caroltranny
>>150982405Are you retarded.
If one Marvel or DC character if your choice could get one of these Telltale style movie games who would you want to get one?
>>150982405It's extremely obvious she's a Carol parody
>>150981973>I've seen them try to force the stunt you are getting at for them to just move the thread to /v/Examples?
>>150981172...
>>150982658The Question
>>150981319>are they any goodOnly if you cheat like a mfer, and even then you had insane differences between routes
>>150982723Pretty sure that's not in the game.
sex with sonar. that is all
>>150982847NTA but it is. It's her UI icon in the dispatch gameplay. Though she hasn't smoked in story yet so I dunno
>>150982875you gonna eat those twinks
>>150982941There's a cutscene that already leaked of her sitting on a swingset. Smoking a cigarette.
>>150979887She's a walking, talking poster for BPD and says she has ADHD if you use a certain dialogue option with her, iirc
>>150982875He's a white collar crypto bro, anon - you just know he has a tiny dick and needs to pop viagra to use it
>>150983991>poster for BPDI don't see it. Also Robert ask her if she had it and she says yes while looking at the donuts.
>>150981319Still remember space adventure one.>Choice to go through astroid field>Choose auto pilot>Crash into metor and die>Another choice is in enemy base>Fuck up>You are captured. Your body used to grow all sorts of horrible diseases and fungus. You scream for days and nights before finally meeting the sweet release of death.I can't imagine these being made today at the same target audience and not being kiddified to the ground.
>>150983455it's going to be hard as fuck avoiding spoilers for a month
>>150984288what does BPD look like to you?
>>150982847>>150982941She probably just has the cig in her mouth to look cool, I don't think the girl with asthma would smoke, but it is indeed her in-game profile pic.
>>150984805Seems perfectly in line with her self destructive tendencies.
>>150960854>Is Dispatch /co/ related?Given what passes for "Gameplay" in this I would say yes
>>150985111hell you could turn off the quick time stuff that happens during cut scenes which is probably the majority of the game thus far, at that point its a full on cartoon that you get to make a choice every so often(none of which make much impact on the story so far)
>>150985173The dispatch sections are actually pretty fun little gameplay segments that I wish we got more of, but yea. I appreciate the reactivity in the moment, though, all of the donut responses are fucking hilarious.
She's so hot, I refuse to believe she isn't a romance option.
>>150982736I'd love that. But I'd like it more if they made the detective work matter to actually "winning" the game, unlike Wolf Among Us. No matter how badly you fuck up as Big B, the Crooked Man still gets punished. What if it were possible in a telltale-style detective game to come to the wrong conclusion and put away the wrong guy?
>>150985225I felt the same about Flambae. Now look at where we are.
>>150985225Leak shows that she didn't want you coming to dinner because she was planning on breaking up with Autism-man, and this one is credible given the entire scene actually looks well animated like the game and isn't just some "dude, trust me" or clear test footage. I wouldn't give up hope yet.
>>150979007When they first described her powers of turning invisible, but only when she's holding her breath while being asthmatic, I thought of Paul.
>>150985225The fact that it's all over the marketing is a bit of a red herring. So, I'm kinda believing >>150985283
>>150985225>hot girl who's really nice and affectionate towards you isn't actually a romance option and has a boyfriend already just like in real life
>>150985370>nice and affectionate towards you>just like in real lifeHaha, yeah...
>Only rule #34 I can find is Royd's huge cock
>>150984561tell me about it
>>150965037I like this guy
>>150965037Why doesn't he just design a vacuum sealed suit with operable openings at designated points, is he retarded
>>150978607I was actually pleasantly surprised when he took absolutely no shit from the flame guy in the bar and completely fucking demolished him, including either burning his eyebrows off or knocking out a tooth.
>>150982658Moon Knight would be absolute schizokino
>>150982658Elongated Man
>>150960854Fuck no>>>/v/>>>/v/>>>/v/
>>150980423Anons think short hair and brown skin = tomboy just like my hentais
>>150980423She is is probably very much into receiving or inflicting pain
>>150987290>brown skinI just assume that she's tanned.
>>150987057what is honestly the difference between a cartoon and this barely interactive "game"? I am not baiting. Genuinely asking. The "gameplay" consists of quick time events that can be completely disabled so you can just watch and "choices" that the game basically ignores and have no influence on the story. Not to mention, this was originally supposed to be a cartoon, but it didn't get greenlit.meanwhile it is not a traditional "cartoon", it is basically that, in everything but name.
>>150987828It was meant to be an animated series before it was repurposed to a "game".
>>150988219nta. Provide evidence?
>>150987828Ask yourselfWould /a/ accept this sort of thing from the Japanese?
>>150988254https://www.pcgamer.com/games/adventure/telltale-esque-superhero-management-sim-dispatch-was-originally-going-to-be-a-live-action-tv-show-before-it-became-a-videogame-but-then-a-thing-called-covid-hit/
>>150988346>Interactive TV showSo the same thing they just made it more interactive and not live action since that whole Netflix experiment flopped
>>150988371Pretty much.
>>150988274Visual Novels
>>150960854>Is dispatch /co/ related?It might be if the original idea of making it a live-action show had gone through.Shit, I still think they should have made this into an Adult Swim animated series.
>>150988760I doubt it'd be raunchy or edgy enough for Adult Swim? Though I think it could fit on the block. Although for whatever reason, I feel like I'd see this on Comedy Central.
>>150988760>>150988781Critical Role was heavily involved in the game, basically all of them did voice work for it but also they as a company basically partnered with the devs to do other stuff. All that to say that if it had been a series it almost certainly would have been on Amazon Video. Also supposedly they still plan on making an animated show either directly based on Dispatch or at least as a spinoff of it
>>150988664Rules say they go to /jp/
>>150988894interesting
Anyone else into Phenomenaman x Robert/Mecha Man pairing? Like I'm not into it just for the sex or your typical seme/uke dynamics. What I'm interested in is the learning therapy curve that both these guys could bring to each other. Maybe Phenamenaman could learn to be more humble and nicer to those that are not on the same wavelength of power that he is in and as for Roberts...I don't know maybe he can get a kick out of subtly training the SNC's top Hero on being less of a prick but has to do so carefully while he is at it.Really hoping they don't make Phenomenaman a Villain as that would be such a typical boring cliche to do.
>>150989854>Phenomenaman x Robert/Mecha Man pairing?I'm more so into Flambae/Mecha Man. Though I doubt it will ever be an option in the game proper. Apparently there's rumors that Phenomaman might be a fling?
>>150960854I just "played" through the first episode and so far it's alright. Definitely feels like they should've just made a tv show but I assume the management stuff will get a bit more important in the future.I still think Blonde Blazer is going to be a villain.I want to pet the dog.
>>150989854>>150989868https://youtu.be/NgtXHTtdUu4?si=tcsdo2e13G6uaiPh&t=17
>>150989886>He doesn't know.
>>150989868Ohh. That would be nice if Robert could have some type of fling with Phenomanaman, perhaps as an after credits thing or something? Flambae x Mecha Man is also hot ship with a dynamic that will be interesting to see explored as the game slowly comes out with chapters.
>>150981967He unironically speaks more for the common man than you will ever hope to you faux revolutionary cock sock.Anyone who's dealt with a union in any appreciable way knows that they are a cancer which kills work culture and hurt those they claim to protect. Even when they do protect their constituents, it's usually in professions that need more scrutiny like police or teachers.
>>150990092>Ohh. That would be nice if Robert could have some type of fling with Phenomanaman, perhaps as an after credits thing or something?Sounds like something that could unfold in that fashion. I mean Blazer and Phenomaman are clearly in a rocky relationship that she wants out of. I hope if we can say no to her we could go for him instead. If not that at least help him move on from the likely break up. >Flambae x Mecha Man is also hot ship with a dynamic that will be interesting to see explored as the game slowly comes out with chapters.While cliche it's an easy enemies to lovers arc if I ever seen one. Though I don't think it will ever happen. At the very least I hope to see them becoming close friends.
>>150990092>flambae x Mecha Man>hot shipI see what you did there
>>150990147kek
>>150990129Unions suck ass, not having unions sucks far harder. That's just how it be.Other anon is right though, actors' guilds in particular are universally cancer, mainly since actors in general tend to be entitled faggots.
>>150990197I hope flambae comes out as gaythe puns write themselves
>>150960854What is this fucking art style called? the WHAT IF show has it, Telltale's Batman had itI hate it
>>150990384He could be fluid to some degree according to the wiki. >"He has a habit of rambling, saying ‘brace yourselves, bitches’ and quickly amends that he ‘doesn’t see gender"https://dispatch.wiki.gg/wiki/Flambae
>>150990393Batman and Walking dead have the same style, which seems to have been inspired by the walking dead comic bookthis looks more like Invincibleyou could say they're both also inspired by anime, with using big eyes and simplified shapeswouldn't call it animesque though- animesque is 'one step up'- totally spies and the first teen titans was animesque
>>150990465funny how he talks a big game, but in the roster he has like the worst stats
>>150990473I'm an idiot. The studio that made this is Telltale's reanimated corpse. That explains the similarity
>>150990147Perhaps this pairing will develop the shipping name HotMetal later on? :)
>>150965921Countercucking? Based
>>150990495He's a grower not a shower, needs to get warmed up first
>>150990676Exactly. Every flame needs a spark in order to ignite.
>>150960854Meh, game is pretty much a cartoon anyway so who cares?
>>150980910W-well how does The Hood be so succesful? He smokes
>>150990623
>>150960854Ill be honest anons, despite being your run of the mill art hoe bitch personality i actually like Invisigal. Hate her design though, she could use a domino mask at least, she looks too much like those trenchcoat guys.
>>150990876Yeah, even the shortking has more of a distinctive appearance than she does.
>>150990876What astonishes me is how many apparent fans she got that want to end up with her. I get it people love their tomboys. But as you said her design is pretty dull and if I must say cliche.
>>150990536Cool idea or should I say hot? Another pairing name I heard was FlamBob. A mix between Flambae and Robert.
>>150990879Reminda me of that guy from Alpha Flight
>>150990829I always think it is Flambé, but no, it is really Flambae
>>150990947It's strange but I guess he wrote it that way to fit in with his persona?
>>150990962he's not very smart, I guess he wrote it like that and way later realized>Oh, that's not how it is written, but it is too late to change it now
>>150990876>run of the mill art hoe bitch personalitySo it's a dime-a-dozen basic personality than people rightfully make fun of, and a dime-a-dozen "tan short-haired tomboy" character design that faggots ceaselessly goon over because they think they're special? Sounds awful.
>>150990947I always thought his name was supposed to be a parody of Salt Bae
>>150991148Ahh, that makes sense.
>>150985225>She's so hot
>>150964265My tail fetish likes this issue.>>150964956Hey, where did it go?
>>150991652Its not a quality artist working on that comic
>>150964265it's cute how the Phoenixes seem to be actual good friends with each othereven with them having such contrasting personalities>probably because they're all former villains and have it though already, as seen with Granny
>>150991575Who that?
>>150991905'Blonde' Blazer
>>150991905Probably her civie look
>>150964265>>150965026I want to see the comic about their Superman.
>>150964265Nice
>>150992295Same
>>150992295>superiorr
>>150982658A Constantine game for DCAnd an X-Factor Investigations game for Marvel.
>>150991575What a fucking downgrade.
>>150960923You're washing them after wiping anyway.
>>150993238Chalk it up to him talking weird. Like when he says Subscriberrs instead of Subscribers
>>150990197Did anyone else burn his eyebrows? It was really funny but I'm kinda worried I locked myself in a bad path lol
>>150994601I did. For a half second after hitting the button I went "oh shit what if this sets the whole place on fire" but it worked out. If anything it did less damage to him than the water option (checked it after) and assassin chick seems to respect you more
>>150994601I threw the cup of water at him because I thought it could cause more damage to the bar. Plus he did claim his skin doesn't burn. So it seemed wise to extinguish his flames. Plus it did result in a more humliating take down. Lastly, he looks pretty good with a missing tooth.
>>150960854I think this blonde bitch is a ho! fuck her and fuck the omniman rip off.
>>150994778>and fuck the omniman rip off.Well...>>150990874
>>150990876Idk i got this weird tsundere vibe with her but at the same time it's mixed with that stupid marvel bossgirl archetype. It kinda works for some reason.
>>150960854She is sending out a crazy amount of mixed signals. Phenomeman showing up at the end just cinched my initial decision to back off
>>150995042She probably wanted to break off her current relationship before pursuing a new one.
>>150994778He's not really like Omniman at all apart from the stache, pretty sure they gave him that look as part of the red herring because it will catch so many of the normies who watch the shitty Invincible cartoon out.
>>150991575Well, there's always bleach
>>150995548Writers having so many chicks fuck deadpool and his cancerous body is so retarded
>>150995619She was drunk and high on space parasite
>>150980052He's Tony Stark without the money
>>150994778Leave Autism Man alone. Bro is trying to fit in and wants to play some MtG
>>150995619Superheroines are super-beautiful and super-strong women who could have anyone but are plagued by stress and all sorts of mental complexes. If anyone is going to fuck an ugly wise-cracking schizo freak realistically, it's them.
>>150995800Nah, capeshit writers are just hacks
>>150995042I ended up avoiding kissing her in the first ep because it felt way too fast for the moment. Was still interested but laughed a bit at the ep 2 ending that followed.
>>150960854Is Invisigal supposed to be Latina or asian?
>>150996120Looks Asian/Hispanic to me, but could also just be a swarthy white.
>>150972773he got the drip
>>150994956She was definitely giving off "stupid robert robertson-kun, it's not like I like you or anything" and "b-baka, it's not like I want to be a good guy" vibes
>>150995829I went the route of snaking a kiss on the first date but refrained from asking her out..Truth be told, I was a little miffed at the lack of exploration/interaction common with other Telltale titles, but with their absence came a kind of flow those mentioned games never achieve. I hit a fucking flow state thirty minutes in and the next thing I know I've played both episodes. Like I fucking blinked and BOOM CREDITS
