Despite the noble attempt at unisex, skirt-like uniforms in the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation, they quickly realized, as we did as a society, that it's hard to take any military seriously if you can see your officers' knees. What is it about our exposed, fleshy, lower joints that screams, ''It's always my day off.''
It looks stupid, anyway. It looks like an oversized shirt hanging way too low.There are plenty of ways to have men wear skirts and still look like men. See: the Romans and the Scottish
>>150961925I love Whomp! bros.I love internet comics bros.
>>150961925
Some anon upscaled this for me a while ago.
This one is kinda meta
:D
Does anyone have that one comic from Halloween where he's visited by past and future versions of himself before it ends with him opening the door to the empty front yard?
>>150962621This is so creepy i was just going to ask for this exactly
>>150962180I think you could pull it off with a belt.
>>150962680
>>150962378This one is great
ronnie is great, he unfortunatley got a life
>>150962680nah, still looks hella gay
>>150962818son of a bitchthis is corn
>>150962821Ronnie derangement syndrome
>>150962695Love this one
>>150962857Simp
>>150962893poor runnie
>>15096274510/10
>>150962904Those where some long years...
>>150962621
>>150962641I don't get this one
>>150962935hahafugg
>>150962935:(
>>150962745It took me a second because I consider Turning Down to mean like decrease whatever something is doing. As in make it cool less. Am I retarded
Very rare 'missing Ronnie' comic.
>>150962745Holy shit this is actually funny
>>150962527YWNBRVL
>>150962834It needs to be even shorter. Short enough that it doesn't blow in the wind or swing with movement. The pleats in a kilt increase its stiffness and let it get away with being longer, but plain fabric needs to be really short.
>>150963043These are nice.
>>150963003ah, the magnus-niemann gambit
Unironic aesthetic back cover.
>>150962423Somebody post the gif.
>>150962988You don't freeze instantly in space anyway. There is no atmosphere, so you don't lose body heat quickly. You're dead but you remain warm for awhile because the heat has nowhere to go.
>>150962834Looks better thoughTry adding a sash across the chest
>>150962935For the longest time I mistook his shadow at the end for a trashbag
On paper, this isn't that gross. But I still find it revolting.
ive actually done this
>>150962745So...Is she pregnant or has she just gotten fat? Did he answer this?
>>150963523We don't know yet...yet
>>150963482that better be him going down on my dick while saying sorry in between deepthroats
>>150962673continued
>>150963488I've fallen into the psychopath category. I just got really good at zoning out while standing there, staring into nothing.
Didn't know he had a game.
>>150962943He is petty about Agrias knowing some nerd trivia he didn't know.
>>150963535Damn, now I kinda want Arby’s.
>>150963774Nick...
>>150963845If this is true then why doesn't his house turn into a hawaiian shirt when he gets nude?
The cross-over we always needed but didn't deserve.
>>150962563REALI used to be able to swipe down and see everything I needed to about my phone and notifications. Now it's two screens for no reason and whenever I try to swipe I accidentally turn the brightness or the volume down, or I dismiss a text notif.
Schizo Ronnie
>>150962695Why did he become white?
>>150962286OK this one is actually funny
>>150963535She should've given birth last month. She's just fat.
>>150963759>eye knife cut>still has eyeFucking larper
>>150962778I really like this one for some reason
>>150963423This one is gold
At some point the kid grew up, and they were kind of weird, and we lived in a mansion with a stretch limo out front, and then I was ejected from my body and someone else was controlling it, and then I was a woman, and then the person controlling my man body sold most of our mansion, and when I woke up I thought, "There's no way I could raise a child."
>>150962834You didn't even draw a full belt with a buckle.
>>150963994Self-scarring to appear tough has been a thing since at least the mid 1800s
Why does everyone hate Coors lite?It's the best light beer.
>>150963767Oh I see. Thanks >>150963059That maybe doesn't makes sense, but I identify with this. Now I feel ashamed and try not to interact with people whenever it isn't necessary, and when I need to do it just go straight to the point
>>150963325Nuggets of Wisdom is kino
>>150962469gets me every time
What do you know, a Ronnie banner...
>>150963976can you post the full set
>>150964167
>>150964180
>>150964187
>>150964194
>>150964194>duplicate reply filter
>>150964219
>>150964225
>>150964194Kek
>>150964229
>>150963976part 9 is schizo Ronnie
>>150964249Fin~
>>150963325Just looking at how agrias is sitting hurts me back.
>>150964285>leaning forward against a railyou might need to do back exercises
Kinda relevant on /v/ right now
>>150964285
>>150963994The human eye is recessed behind the brow and cheek bone. A graze can leave a scar like that without hitting the eye. High school friend had it happen to him, though it was a lot smaller.
>>150962935
>>150964298Its the fact shes scrunched between to rails. Like her thighs are holding her on the bottom rail whle her ass is hanging out and her front is leaning on the top. If I sat like that it would give me lower back pain and put my legs asleep.
>>150964396WAGMI, take the hopepill>>150964401Is that Agrias?
>>150963584Love everything about this.
>>150962834>>150964043There was also this long formal dress uniform.A very long time ago I shooped a belt onto these (I can't find it now) to see if making it a tunic helped it look not so shit.It didn't. They still looked shit.Meanwhile, the TOS movie's red tunic jacket is still the best Trek uniform.
Its funny how those tunics and dress dont work for the humans but so many alien races wear them and nobody calls it girly
>>150964637Post them so i can say why they work or why they're girlyKilts work because they have all sorts of adornments and a jacket since they're formalware.
>>150964660I was looking at the jackets and I realized why they work where the Trek dresses fail as uniforms for men, it's the shoulders. The jackets have very squared off shoulders giving a masculine vibe. And then the belt cinching the waist in aids in the broad-shoulder look. But then it was a very militaristic look and Gene always hated the idea of Stafleet as a military. The black shoulders of >>150964611 make them look rounded and soft. Then the rest of it just hangs there all loosey goosey.Even when the actor in >>150962834 has broad shoulders, the two-tone look with the black just looks too soft. I know Gene was just trying to make an excuse for having had Nichelle Nichols in a miniskirt for all of TOS, but I think the costume designers could have done a better job.But then they probably were under Gene's direction to make it look as un-military as possible.Incidentally, despite being him a joke character, the things I said about the squared shoulders and cinched waist are why Zapp Brannigan's uniform (mostly) works.
>>150964724>Incidentally, despite being him a joke character, the things I said about the squared shoulders and cinched waist are why Zapp Brannigan's uniform (mostly) works.It does work, the humor is from the characters themselves wearing it, one being a bloated blowhard with a gut so big you can see it denting his suit when you look for it and the other being a slim frogman
>>150964611>Meanwhile, the TOS movie's red tunic jacket is still the best Trek uniform.Not really. They've always been a little too on the nose for me. Good for what they were at the time, but on the whole the S1/S2 TNG uniforms seemed like a more "proper" evolution of the TOS Starfleet uniforms. Shame they apparently didn't have the tech to make them comfortable for the actors as well as sleek, but damn if they didn't look great.
>>150961925Wait a minute...The TNG mini dresses are called skorts? I've been calling them skants!
>>150964803Also this >>150963213>>150965240https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkortA skort is not open-bottomed like a skirt or dress.
>>150965251So its all the gayness of a skirt for none of the benefit of feeling the breeze?
>>150963994You don't know shit anon.Your eyes is back there for a reason, the bones protect it
>>150963237this one got me
>>150963678The genie's face is greatpure contempt
>>150962935Scary
>>150962943>>150963767>>150964065It feels more like he's so embarassed that he didn't know something so basic that he felt like he had to kill himself rather than being jealous of Agrias.
>>150963978White people are the biggest connoiseurs of historical pianists, everybody knows that.
>>150963713>>150963696>>150963589Some pretty good chuckles out of these ones.
>>150963925He doesn't touch the house with his upper body skin directly.
>>150964341This probably is an actual reference to Uma Musume. It's been around awhile, and Ronnie is definitely aware of it.
>>150964056>Light beerThat's why. It's for pussies that want to keep drinking alcohol, but just "health conscious" enough to want weak/shitty beer. Either drink beer or don't.
>>150964056People have made beer into a fetish instead of a thing you just drink whenever
>>150964259thanks
>>150964259>Feed me, Seymour!
>>150962546Underrated
>>150962423
>>150963631'Local Fat' has lived rent free in my head ever since I read this, even whenever I forget where I saw it.
A little risque for the old 'Ronster, but hey
say no to dubs
>>150966933nobodys checking this comic about dubs calling dubs? for shame....
>>150962397Neat
>>150962786We have to let him go, anon
>>150963978he is white, the close up had better lighting
>>150962821fuck off, this is a pro-Ronnie broad
>>150966933
>>150963620holy shit
>>150966933>Say no to dubs>And ostracize all dyslexics and people who failed basic reading.
>>150963554>Me watching stuffed crust commercials Is that shit any good?
>>150965366Skorts are mostly used by girls/women for athletic wear.
>>150966933Checked.
>>150968165IMO, no. The stuffed cheese doesn't get toasted since it's wrapped in dough. And it's not even the same kind of cheese as on the rest of the pizza. It's formulated to avoid fully melting at pizza temperatures, so it doesn't make as much of a mess when the pizza is cut and eaten. I wouldn't say it's bad if you like cheese, but the difference in taste and texture doesn't fit harmoniously with the rest of the cheese.
>>150968165Personally I fucking love stuffed crust but everything >>150968360 says is factually correct.
>>150962263LMAO I got tons of these after I got my first car.
>>150962378Brutal
>>150963584For how crude the artstyle is he's such a savant with the faces and body language. The first panel alone conveys so much about how he's moving and acting.
>>150964065>That maybe doesn't makes sense, but I identify with this.I'm nice to other people because I'm narcissistic and think not being nice would be beneath me.
>>150968360>>150968807Glad to know I haven't missed anything special.
>>150965114EH, those looked too much like pajamas. They were better in the later seasons when broken into two pieces, mostly keeping the aesthetic of the uniform intact but not the onesie look.And the two-piece uniforms gave us the Picard Maneuver.
>>150963609ditto
>>150962180Ok, go outside and do that then.
>>150963678let's not be unrealistic here
>>150963217Wait, does this mean they fucked-up ecranizing Angel Densetsu? It was a good manga!
>>150963217>>150970292Thanks for making me discover a new word anon.I think the punchline is just a punchline, "I have watched a lot of anime but anime bad" kind of like we say that 4chan is crap but we keep coming back.I just read the manga of Angel Densetsu, but Muteki Kanban Musume was a really solid comedy anime, so I don't think he was saying he thought those series were bad.
>>150961925If sulu and the gang had been wearing these on Pink Poodle Planet, they'd've froze to death long before the transports were fixed.
>>150963691Suddenly Ronnie has lost all relatability for me with this strip
>>150966886l-lewd...
>>150962423I think about this one a lot
>>150966933>say no to dubs>gets dubsLooks like dubs win again, fags.t dub enjoyer
>>150961925>it even has the season 1 shoulder pipingfuckin nice attention to detail.however, 'skort' is a combination skirt and shorts, i.e. culottes. this uniform is called a 'skant'
>>150962680yeah belts are necessary for a man to pull off a skirt. especially if he's fat. and you can't be TOO fat or it's impossible.>>150962786i think he ungot that life.>>150962834it's not just the color breakup, it's the indentation and affixment.also this guy looks gay because his hair's stupid short and he's got no beard. also those little ankle boots are not helping at all. Needs calf length at a minimum. and the skirt should go down further.. and the sleeves too.
>>150970610I checked just in case, and the word apparently doesn't exist in your language, only "ecranisation" does. People who use "ecranize" and "ecranise" are probaly foreigners who just assume it also exists in English exists since "ecranisation" does.
>>150963213yeah pleats are a huge part of making a skirt hang right on a guy.>>150963370you also don't die right away. but how badly damaged you get depends on a lot of factors. If you put in earplugs, take a lot of deep breaths before but then empty your lungs before going into space, put on goggles to seal in your eye moisture.. you have like, a couple minutes. you could run out and pee and come back with only minor capillary damage.
>>150963421There's a Whomp! punchline in there somewhere.
>>150961925Ronnie's eternal obsession with the starfleet skort is amusing. He always slips it into a comic whenever he can find an excuse to use it.
>>150963601even as a kid I found it retarded that anyone thinks a turtle or snail shell is their house. when you pull your head and arms inside your shirt and tuck your knees into it too, that's not a house. that's a very small tent.
>>150963774Arby's fuckin rules. you know you can buy the sauce now?and if you find 'shaved steak' for sale, you can make a decent approximation of the meat just by seasoning it and wrapping it in foil and baking/airfyring briefly
>>150963774I love Arbys, sadly we only have one left in my city and it’s like all the way across town and they aren’t on any delivery service.
>>150964043buckles suckobi is where it's at>>150964611yeah these definitely need belts badly, but they're overall just not designed right. the funny thing is finding out that they yknow, had a tailor to try to make all the outfits fit the actors, but for one-off shit like this, they couldn't budget that, so they'd always be in ill-fitting shit anytime they were out of usual uniform, e.g. riker's transporter clone having to be in gold instead of red.
>>150964724the only excuse we've ever needed for females wearing skirts is that a vagina has to air outsure, your balls need to air out too, but you won't get a fucking INFECTION if you wear pants.>>150966137I don't get why people don't just make weak cocktails. mix in other stuff you like. if you want to cut your alcohol in half, put half as much rum in your coke, etc.
>>150962354I gotta hand it to him, this comic really shows restraint. Some other authors would've highlighted the guy on the phone in an extra panel and maybe even given him dialogue, but here he's just in the background for you to discover.
>>150968360dude stuffed crust is amazing. the issue is pizza hut has really let their overall quality lapse.back in the day it was amazing.
>>150969714I would have liked them to keep the extra piping on the two-piece version, BUT the NECK changes were importanti need a huge roomy neck hole, myself, but for this uniform it didn't work at all, and it always made Picard look so shriveled and weak. the mini turtleneck was a lot better for those characters, and should have just had a v-neck variant for beefier people e.g. worf.
>>150970937every -isation has an -ise, anon.just like every legs has its thighs.just like every sniper gets him stabbed by spiesevery -isation has its -ise.
>>150971112I tried it in the 90s.
>>150970937That would not be a very foreigner thing to do, that would just be a very natural application of the rules of English.
>>150966136Look at the date on the comicThen look up the date that Uma Musume was first released.
>>150966915He deserves to be in those woods how do you confuse Tambourine and Cymbal?
>>150971578they're both round and annoying
>>150971971No, even the instruments, one is hollow and the other is solidBut this motherfucker is sharp as shit
>>150971530Ronnie was jockeying uma from the start, huh.
>>150967739people who failed basic reading should be ostracized, yes.
>>150962180TOGAS ARE NOT SKIRTS
>>150962423i never really got the fear of doppelgangers until this strip, just kinda clicked after it>>150970818same
>>150962508lol
>>150962745okay fuck that one's gooddamn i think it can be solidly said his return comics are much better than the last year or so pre-hiatus
>>150963869face in the last panel lol
>>150963616I do the same thing but with alcohol
these are so great
>>150970909Still too much of a life for my taste.
>>150962563I love how the battery got drained 12% in the span of a minute.
>>150963018I've done a few Whomp re-reads, but I usually skip over the Santa Claus strips now. Very few of them are good. Not one of his best ideas.
>>150966933This needs an edit
>>150971021That does sound good>>150971054I have one nearby, but I eat a lot of diner food at work so I’ve been trying to avoid fast food, it’s so tempting though.
>>150963639Under a buck on Steam, too
>>150963575luv this one
>>150962582based
>>150963805motherfucker
>>150970292Nah, it only had a two-episode OVA but I remember it being decent.
>>150968165yes, especially if you have a sauce you like to dip it in
>>150971272>that would just be a very natural application of the rules of English*snrkt*
>>150964341Evergreen.
>>150964225>parasyte
>>150962193This is me, except this is the universal jungian archetype that plays in my brain every time it happens.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U-7L1tmBAo
>>150962378This is a Garfield joke. Actually it's a whole series of recurring Garfield jokes.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761306020564904.webmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFJP_7Q03fk
>>150962527It took me several seconds to realize the joke is those characters don't have eyebrows.
>>150962563It's been months and I'm STILL angry about installing an update for my train schedule app that made it 10x worse.
>>150962622Really kinda want the first one.
>>150963978His white-hot anger at having his knowledge of classical composers implicitly questioned has caused him to candesce.
>>150963992mouse drawn agrias is so heccin cute im gonna hng
>>150966137Ask me how I know you don't habitually associate with other adults.
>>150964165holy shit what the fuck is wrong with your captchasjesus christ
>>150963462If you weren’t paying enough attention to notice it was her shoulder, you would think Ronnie is grabbing Agrias’ boob.
What's with the bald guy in some of these comics?I've always been a passive appreciator of Ronnie when threads appear on 4chan, there's genuinely many funny ones, but I was under the impression Ronnie was in some kind of relationship with the girl he's often with. But in one of these you all posted, the bald guy and Ronnie kiss like they're domestic partners?
>>150964165I wonder how he feels knowing their are 3+ banners of his work on 4chan>>150978361It's based on a few things including country, provider and if it can detect a VPN or not. Fun note, if you just have the white one with black letters you are being monitored.
>>150978505The bald guy is called 'M dude' and hes a figment of Ronnies imagination. The female is Agrias and she is his roommate and unofficial tardwrangler/carer, she only does this because shes nice.
>>150978521This one?
>>150964056>using a full-sized video tape camera in 2018
>>150978651runnie knows his audience
>>150978284There's actually something like that already for toothpaste tubes. I'm sure if you fold the packet over once most of the sauce is out you can use it for that too.
>>150978284>t. Local Fat
>>150978521>if you just have the white one with black letters you are being monitored.I am genuinely terrified by that fact.
>>150978521>if you just have the white one with black letters you are being monitoredyes, it's the good goy version.but it's also the only one current captcha solvers handle fine
>>150978678It's kinda crazy how much I feel dated by that. I played Dispatch and the main character watched a news stream on his smart phone using a stand and my first thought was, "He has millions of dollars and doesn't have a PC or laptop to do that with?" Meanwhile I see the giant 80s-era video camera in that comic and it actually took me a second to process that it's way out of date, it felt so natural to me.
>>150964396Holy fuck, he became Scott the WoZ?!
>>150978821i forget who said it but its the same reason why you still get giant tube tvs instead of flatscreens in comics/cartoons, it reads immediately as a TVIt's been associated with that shape for so long that it doesn't even matter that real TVs don't look like that, that people just record on their smartphones now, those functions have a particular shape that should be respected if you value readability
>One of my favorites hasn't been posted yetI'll fix this!
>>150978521>>150978561>>150978732It's likely just bait/trolling as noted by >>150978782 That said you have to be naive as fuck to think you are not being watched or monitored everywhere you go Online. Even VPNs are just fancy daisy chains that ends on your machine, it only masks so much. Unless you are using burner hardware or just abusing your friends/work PC systems they have a line of your activity that ends with you, it's just a question of how much they care about the legality of it. >>150978838Skeuomorphism is a real thing that is very hard to escape, I wager we will see comics and cartoons well into the 2050s that still draw stone smoke stacks, use 1980 style video cameras and have corded headphones.
>>150978923Part of me really wants to have a "crab fab" plaque, but I'd always know that I didn't earn it.
>>150978965>and have corded headphoneswoe be upon thee.i'll never give up cabled headphones or mouse
>>150966136Horse girls are a human right
>>150962609
>>150978923Hold the fuck on, I was sure this was a nedroid/Beartato comic, with Reginald instead of Ronnie?Did i switch universe? I just saw there is new stuff on nedroid.com Since when is he posting again?
>>150978923I think about THIS one all the time.crab fab every day
>>150979360This was always a Whomp comic
>>150962546Goddamn ronnie still got it, made me lol out loud
>>150979967>made me laugh out loud out loud
>>150979360> I just saw there is new stuff on nedroid.com Since when is he posting again?god fucking damn it. i hate this guy and love him at the same time
>>150979360>Archive isn't even datedGuess we'll never find out
>>150978256Please refer to: >>150964119
>>150979360Welcome to the Stain timeline.
>>150978965>That said you have to be naive as fuck to think you are not being watched or monitored everywhere you go OnlineTo this day I wonder why these two threads won't die despite being done for months now.>>>/tv/213031180>>>/tv/214357307
>>150980453Erm, awkward turtle?
>>150980490You're gonna have to translate your redditism for us.
It came from a meme factory.Its a meme
>>150980560meant 4 >>150980509
>>150979353every new whomp strip is one more strip away from ronnie's merrivius phase.and I am thankful for that
>>150980576
>>150979161This law over morality and personal freedom aspect of Japanese society is bugpeople-tier. At least the Chinese live is a dystopian surveillance dictatorship that is literally out to use them as a consumable resource, so it makes sense they are fucked-up; I don't get why Japanese are like this. Defending unscrupulous corporations' IP rights because the law is technically on their side or thinking censored porn is "better that way" because that's the law are insane things to do.
>>150963609Getting in line for my drivers license thought me that.
New Whomp!This seat is much better than the ones available on the battle bridge. The battle bridge only has chairs for essential personnel, so Worf is going to have to let me sit on his lap.
>>150977873It would be. It's just a standard English inflection.
>>150962843Holy shit, this. I didn't even know the last full moon was a super moon (the night walk I took was still very nice, though). Unless you have a telescope or you have access to planetarium equipment, there's no point since you can't see these cosmic phenomena with your bare eyes.
Reminder that Ronnie makes peanuts on Patreon so if you enjoyed this thread you should signup and give him a hand. Dang, did y'all know he'd written a book? It's on amazon: "Crowbridge: The Magic of the Library". Anyone read it?
>>150982629That's Consular Troi's snack tray Ronnie.
>>150965240I also thought they were called skants and in retrospect, I don't know why.
>>150981097There are thousands of years worth of ingrained cultural and philosophical differences between East and West that don't just go away after 100 some odd years of "Westernization".
>>150975959he also loses a bar of signal in the "new bug that affects only you" panel
>>150963213oh my fucking god that's why Brannigan wears the skirt thing, it's a TNG joke to balance the TOS joke of the rest of himi am a shame to all trekkers and will commit sudoku by biue barrel now. god damn it
>>150982908The Moon's orbit is elliptical, so it's closer (visually bigger) and farther (visually smaller) at different times. When a full moon coincides with perigee, it's a "super moon" that's significantly brighter than normal.
>>150963027>not the "oh god, it's still there" one
>>150973474Roman armor had that cool skirt thing.
Hey Ronnie, make an adventure game with Adventure Game Studio.You could sell it on Steam and GOG and itch io.
>>150983157I learned this from the Recess movie.
>>150983305I think trying to make a game, even something considered 'simple' like VN (it is not actually simple) would literally kill him from the stress.
>>150963547jesus
>>150971009the only difference between a house and a tent is whether it's on Main St. or MLK Jr. Blvd.
>>150966713same
>>150963648GENTLEMEN
>>150963657man, i remember that comic. mostly the version where the guy blows his brains out
>>150961925Just because soft doughy and effeminate Starfleet officers can't pull it off, doesn't mean that every military officer can't.
>>150963713Is this a fetish?
>>150963793Man, there sure are a lot of short haired redheads that show up in Whomp comics. Makes sense given the yearbook one. I can relate.
>>150983392What would you call these small, portable, fabric structures?
>>150966933Nice get
>>150964229The most disgusting detail is the attention given to the excised skin flap.
>>150983346Maybe he could team up with someone, then just come up with a story and locations and then Ronnie does the background and characters while the other person puts it all together.Wouldnt be that much work, the Whomp world is very minimalist.
>>150971092what
>>150980453What in the goddamn?
>>150963423Heh
>>150982945I like that we all love Ronnie here I hope he gets what he deserves ($3000 /mo)
What happened to the author's wife? I remember he had one for a bit? If he's keeping it all private, that's fine by me. I'm curious because I kinda what to know if life is going worse for him than before
>>150978284https://a.aliexpress.com/_mMFOIkzNo idea on quality/price, and maybe you can just use some common clamps for that
>>150962641Agrias moved out?
>>150984107At some point, yes. I don't know if she came back or not.
This one gets me bros...
>>150984107Ronnie left.
>>150982629Why did he put Ro at helm? She was barely in the show and she fucked off to join the RESISTANCE.
>>150961925Is he in his Star Trek arc or what? Is there any explanation?
>>150981097Chinese are serial copyright infringers, bootleg garbage producers.Japan is right next to them and make some original ideas and like paying 20000 Yen for a Hatsune Miku figure.The ingrained reaction to telling people to fuck off and stop using their shit comes from the fact that a Japanese man has paid his 20000 Yen and received some dogshit Chinese bootleg scam product (On a cultural level)
I know that masses of people enjoying a thing doesn't actually diminish the quality of the product. Ol' Ronnie just thrives on being contrary. ''Played that new big game everyone likes?'' they ask ol' Ronnie. ''Ha ha, no no,'' I say with a flared nostril, ''I'm into this indie title. The one that's nigh unplayable, shunned by all media, and banned in forty countries for being a blight on mankind's sanity. It's pretty good.''
Of course, she didn't believe me about the factory. ''It's fine,'' she said. ''Flatulence is normal,'' she also said. Tell that to the children in sixth-grade social studies classes! A nickname like Harry S Tootman can be traumatizing when you are a kid who had two cans of Beanee Weenee for lunch and dropped smell-bombs during an oral report on the aftermath of World War II.
I once made the mistake of using the idiom, ''You can't get blood from a stone'' when speaking to Motivation Dude. He endeavored to disprove the saying's validity, however his experiments invariably involved my flesh. Blood was consistently extracted. I explained to him the need for a control, but he explained to me that scientific method is for nerds.
You brush your cat every day, and as you dispose of the dead material, you joke about how you got enough fur to make another cat. The discarded fur sits in the garbage with the other bits of feline hair and gains sentience. A perfect doppelganger escapes the trash, murders your beloved pet, and you unwittingly brush it clean for the cycle to begin anew.
>>150983513Niggatories!
>>150984134ah, there's the pain.
>>150984241this one is perfect without any Ronnie at all
>>150984228>/g/
>>150962563The recent CCleaner experience.
I'd be lying if I said that I hadn't experienced the strange sensation of a cat seeking the sweetness of desserts past in my situationally grunged face mane. I'd be lying if I said I didn't occasionally enjoy such sensation as a moment of mutually inclusive bonding, and most of all, I'd be lying if I said my shame didn't reach beyond limits of our reality into a veritable hyperspace of self-disdain.
>>150984590I thought it was just me, ccleaner like destroyed my computer, who the fug fugged it up SO hard?It was fine before but i guess it needed to be 'new'.
>>150984228The alt text for this is probably my favorite thing from Whomp
Are there any examples of a character or background character, etc being drawn with a similar physique as Ronnie? Im not asking that in some kind of fag way but the thought just popped into my head how I can't think I've ever seen that, aside the newspaper joke about running and local fat or whatever
>>150984620I miss being able to run it from my Recycle Bin and have it turn off the computer once it finishes.
>>150984720 ''Do you need some macaroni pie?'' ''No, Mom. I'm almost done here, and I have like four turkey pot pies waiting on me at home.'' ''Well I'm just going to put you some macaroni pie and banana pudding and fried chicken in the takeout box I washed out.'' ''Thanks, Mom.'' ''Aw, my big baby boy is such a sweetheart!'' ''I have no idea what you could be seeing when you look at me.''
>>150984721In Whomp? His dad (Santa)Outside of Whomp? Chief Wiggum
>>150963631"Local Fat" feels like a Seanbaby joke
>>150984794Ah yeah damn, idk how I missed that. Ya I meant in whomp lol. Thx, it's crazy seeing a whomp thread over 400 replies. I wanted to contribute to it with that dumb question lol. Way to go ronner, funny guy. Genuinely want him to succeed
>>150984590>>150984620>ccleanerthere are actual boomers posting here
>>150984721The Local Fats, of course. They even have matching Hawaiian shirts. Also IIRC the Non-Local Fat that the not-girlfriend left Comic Ronnie for.
>>150985169What do (you) use?
>>150984192I kind of figured you have to assume this is taking place at a nebulous point between season 3-7Also, everybody likes Ro since she was basically proto-Kira.
>>150985185there was also the Fat that Agrias picked up, thinking it was Ronnie. The Foreign Fat didn't correct her, because he feared being a disappointment.
>>150964056It just doesn't taste good. Very watered down and even if it wasn't, it would still taste weak and cheap.
>>150982945This is really low even for you ronnie, but I'm certain you can turn it into a strip somehow.
Post the new comic.
>>150963535>>150963365Is this not the comic for the missing punchline?That even though the 2 dollar sandwich had 3 ounces of meet, you could get four 1 dollars sandwichs due to the promotion leading to 4.8 ounces of meat
>>150984206he had a scifi comic for a while after he stopped doing whompmaybe hes just really drawn to scifi
>>150986679i think he's drawn as more of a circle
We hear the story of the man so wealthy, he opts for the smooth, tough surface of legal tender in large denomination. He could spend a mere fraction of such a roll on a material that offers both cleanliness and comfort far exceeding even the most pristine of bank notes. We surmise then that he wishes not to support the toilet tissue industry in fear it may some day overtake the cash-printing industry.
>>150986967you ever thought about how fucked up the very concept of the cash printing industry is
>>150984134I’ve had several opportunities to go out with girls, back in high school, but I was too preoccupied with my own shit to realize until it was too late.One time at the mall, a girl I was walking past said my shirt looked cool, so I turned around, enthusiastically said thanks, and continued walking. It was never clear whether she actually wanted to talk to me or not, and I will never know – I just wanted to go to the arcade, that day.
I have lots of positive traits! I am eager to please, I strive for perfection in my work, and I am a quiet man in the office who secretly pines for you while pretending he's not upset when that UPS guy comes in with his big arms and brown shorts talking at you for 5 to 7 minutes like he ain't got thirty more deliveries he's gotta get out by five o'clock. We know your game! How about you take that package elsewhere?
I can prove that McDonald's existed! Watch as I perfectly recreate the Big Mac. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. We carefully mix the ingredients of the patented Big-Mac sauce, deftly sear the all-beef patties to seal in their flavor, and lightly grill the bun. Now I take a bite and why do I have a mouth full of wax paper and carpet samples?
Boss says that if I do a real good job - and I mean a really super job where I make no mistakes and also work off the clock and don't tell no one - then by next month, I could have a name that isn't ''Trainee''! I put my suggestion for ''Ronnie'' in the newbie name suggestion box, but another guy put in like three that said ''nerd fat stink'' so I'm crossing my fingers mega hard.
>>150986989>my strong spot? I fall in love easily>my weak spot? your sweet eyes...
What Agrias didn't expect was the excited play-by-play. ''She just met Luna! She doesn't know the cat can talk!'' he yells from the other room. ''There's Mamoru! He's wearing a tuxedo! That's how we know he's Tuxedo Mask! Oh, now she's transfor-'' Then, silence. Awkward, deafening silence as we unwillingly imagine the blubbering of a 30-something man as the memories of an anime-spent youth come flooding back.
>>150984134I'm not allowed to have my gun and high school yearbook at the same time anymore.
>>150984045From what i understand he got catfished or something
Smoke alarms are the guy you know who was always really into law enforcement, but never finished community college. One day he won a contest to be a deputy sheriff for a week and he went around with handcuffs he got from a magic shop and arrested jaywalkers until the sheriff yelled at him and hurt his feelings.
Also handsome. You deserve someone nice, so I saw this guy and thought you might like him. Long story short, I tried to give him your phone number. I dotted the eyes with hearts and- Yes, I know my glasses are in there. I occasionally use a turkey baster filled with antibiotic ointment and say a little prayer, hoping for better days.
Other wacky tales from the convention include, ''Oh we met yesterday? Oh god, I'm so sorry I forgot. I-I'm bad at faces, you know?'' and ''Is that person coming to our table? Yes? No? Make eye contact! Oh no, they weren't coming to our table! Good job, Ronnie. You ruined the entire convention.''
No, yeah, Agrias. It was very clever the way you put that whoopee cushion on my seat. It was unfortunate that I sat on the air hole causing the balloon-like device to have no comical fartly exit and instead explode like a gunshot. However, your wails of gleeful laughter as I ran frantically to the bathroom to check for accident filth tells me you got everything you wanted from your purchase at Larry's Laugh Emporium.
Can one purchase a new cake and candles to right a wronged wish? Once I knew a man who experimented with second cake theory. In the moment the flames extinguished from the candles of the reparation cake, he vanished as swiftly as the wick smoke. Some say the candles punished him for his hubris. Other says they ascended him to godhood as per his desire.
As you know, M.Dude, I have since amassed a great wealth of shirts from every Dragon Ball era, but we never forget our first love, do we? We can wear that SSJ4 Goku shirt to the grocery store with outward pride and inward shame, but ill is any substitute due to the very nature of the word.
We don't have any clean forks, but I have sharpened several chopsticks and fastened them together using twist ties. You know how they say silver ruins the taste of caviar, so you have to use a gold spoon? I like to think it's the same with bamboo and Chef Boyardee Beefaroni.
If it's about her lack of underwear, I already explained to you that she soiled four pairs before we got here, and I don't know if you've priced cat underwear lately, but let's just say my accountant had a few choice words with me about my endeavor to complete the Autumn lace collection.
>>150987169w-what kind of anime, ronnie?
That reminds me of the big race. I was lagging behind. I don't remember how far behind, but as the runners crossed the finish line, I slunk away to weep behind a trash can. Then runners then walked over to console me and congratulate me on my victory. And that's how I won an Olympic gold medal in the 100-meter dash.
>>150987186Boku no Pico
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a sort of zen master. Every time I twist my ankle falling down a slippery, icy step, I immediately think, ''The infinite universe has seen in its wisdom to compensate the balance of nature from that time I took a small amount of vindictive pleasure in seeing a guy get pulled over by a cop for driving five MPH faster than me.''
I also made you this necklace. I promise you that it is not the recorded sounds of meaty hands slapping against wet, bare belly to the beat of the original Sailor Moon theme.
>>150987243ronnie, no! bad ronnie!
I’ve lost track of which comics have been posted.
It haunts me to this day. Sometimes I think it's lost to the clutter of storage, and then as I'm digging through some old supplies, the glint of the object catches my eye - the inanimate plastic and metal with no name. What are you? Are you a device of good or evil? Perhaps chaotic apathy is your game. Is your purpose to torment me? Your purpose, then, is fulfilled.
Not everyone in the world celebrates the blessing of great bounty on the same day, or at all. Many fewer celebrate it the way I do - reveling in the great silence of aloneness, broken only by the squishy sounds of meaty fingers digging in the cooked turkey flesh, excavating giant delicious morsels for refrigerated storage.
Ronnie enjoys his Husky Man frozen dinner at the table with the Chiu family. The mother pushes a bowl towards him and says a word Ronnie doesn't recognize. Ronnie leans over to Agrias and asks what she said. "Vegetables, Ronnie. She said vegetables in English." Ronnie grimaces, "I don't know what that is."
As the car blasted off of the cliff towards the rocks below, Ronnie was struck with the realization of what was happening. He frantically searched his pockets, finding nothing that he sought. Ronnie turned a grim face to the panicking driver. "I'm sorry. I don't have any cash for a tip."
It's possible that the stunted ape is simply responding to what it perceives as its own name. Agrias is prone to mistaking it for Ronnie and using that wrong name during her duties as zoo nutritionist. Agrias once spotted Sammy purchasing an ice cream at the local vendor, but only realized it wasn't Ronnie when his cone had two scoops instead of the usual seven.
Oh my, you're a big kid! Ha ha, well we all grow at different rates - some of us in circumference instead of height! But nevermind that. What are you supposed to be? Oh, a police officer, huh? It's not a bad costume! And you were even driven here in a cop car - dedication! Why are you handcuffing me- oh! This is one of those tricks. Ha ha.
>>150981097You're a fucking idiot and keep my country's name out of your mouth.
I know what you're thinking. "Ronnie, you can easily see that it is a kitchen - not a bathroom!" Ha ha, you are adorable and dumb. In these fancy restaurants, the style is making things look like things they aren't. Bathrooms are kitchens, bowls of soup are for washing your fingers, and the fork you try to use is always the wrong one.
Early on, the gods of mane deemed my face worthy of a warrior's covering. Until my pubescence commenced, they were so kind as to guide my hands in a seemingly unwieldy manner to coat my cheeks and chin in beard substitutes. No number of therapists or neurological treatments could sway the hands of the deities preparing my jowls for greatness.
>>150987186>>150987211
Can u post the one when agrias was moved out and they were on talking on the phone about how Ronnie learned to multitask? It was something like brushing his teeth while in shower and ended with him taking a dump while talking lol . Saw that a long time ago and think of it when doing stuff like that
I need to refrain myself from posting so many of these comics.
>>150987415posting a good webcomic thread is better than coom/ragebait nº 35789632144
The real insult was when I pulled into a travel center that was buzzing with 18-wheelers. As the 'Oversize Load' banners tore from the bumpers, flying towards my invitingly large body and wrapping themselves about me in some sort of divine tomfoolery, I quickly became a bright yellow mummy of shame.
>>150984721Agrias has made this mistake several times. It is usually rectified by gifting confections to the rotund, hirsute imposter. The worst of it was our joint trip to an anime convention. Fifteen times did Agrias sidle up to the incorrect creature to ask them if they want to go to lunch. Fortunately all of them were too self-unsure enough to consider that it could be a request for a romantic date.
>>150987452
My movie is about the spiraling madness of a hermit. He stands in a dark room, wailing incoherently until his roommate violates his privacy by opening the door. He is launched into an unholy rage satisfied only by murdering his roommate, Agrias. (Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.)
We all hope for that day - long for it - when someone acknowledges our own hobby as theirs. Intense euphoria washes over us as we pull up the blouse that conceals our mutual adoration ink. We hope that a shirt lift is reciprocated, and it is not rebuffed with a harsh expulsion from the burger shop.
Please allow me to dispel more misconceived notions of myself. I am not terribly fond of McNuggets. It is a foolish treat for a foolish fiction! I much prefer tender, breaded chicken bites fresh from the oven. No deep-frying for this real boy! A skeleton of bone and body of flesh? Perish the thought. I am a construct of steel and rubber sent to sadden the humans. It seems I have succeeded thoroughly.
But treat him good, ya know? Make him feel important. Bring him a nice meal, romance him a bit. Ask him about his hobbies and the movies he likes. Hold him and tell him everything's going to be okay. Wait, what do you mean you're a hitman?
You may think it's impossible to move one's self along with their vinyl recliner over large distances, and across various obstacles. But when the alternative is disturbing a beloved, yet imposing feline, you will find a way. Sometimes that way is getting help from an enabling friend. Sometimes it's that you have such deep disdain for failure that you bend space and time to your anguished wishes.
Well known is the myth of the skulking darkling that seeks soft, warm places to nest. It mimics the voices of nearby dwellers to lure prey into its newly-claimed domain. The beard-variant species was discovered in 1897 when Dr Werner Friedrich discovered the beast in his own facial folicles. Rather than remove it, he chose to study it. Records tell of his descent into madness, and speculate that the dark horror consumed his mind.
"I'm sorry, sir. We would bring you more fries, but Lord Spudhlx of the eternal hellroot galaxy has deemed to dole out only meager amounts of potato. I cannot go against policy, as his eyes are many. They cannot see, yet they can take root in your mind, creating starchy horrors unimaginable."
what about runnie's replace?
>>150987644I’m slowly looking for them. Can’t promise I’ll get to them before I go to sleep.
Doctor Abby Grace rubs her eyes. "Where are you right now, Mr Filyaw?" "I'm in my room, of course. And SOMEONE didn't knock!" Doctor Morty Vaison slams his hand on the desk. "You're in Citytown Mental Health Hospital. You're a patient!" Ronnie seems to ignore their frustration as he clutches a Christmas card. He gazes at the image of Santa. "Ha ha, my dad hates this picture of him. I hope he visits me again soon." the bald scientist looks kinda kino
last panel is still gold
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>>150986980Currency doesn't grow on trees. It needs to be made, so someone needs to make it. And unless you use slaves, those people get paid.
>>150987644Some people believe the hardest part of getting a skirt on a cat is the physical struggle. The actual difficulty is the emotional struggle when you realize you're putting a skirt on a cat to simulate flirting techniques you learned from fictional sources. Not to mention cleaning up all the blood from trying to put a skirt on a cat. i didnt really like the runnie arc i think it looks too gross
>>150987710but he was feeling unwellI like the horror side of ronnie too
>>150987402Holy shit! I forgot about that meme anime! The name is like piko or somethingDon't tell me the real name because I am glad I forgot it
>>150987398>there were MULTIPLE red headed girls in Ronnie's youthjesus christ, he's Charlie Brown
>>150987798> The name is like piko or something>Don't tell me the real name
>>150987483i wonder if they're all named alike, too. like instead of ronnie, that one is Johnny.
>>150987798It's literally in the reply chain, dummy.
>>150987798get the fuck out you're not allowed to be here if you don't know boku no pico
>>150987892Fuck youI didn't look at the chain Now you made me remember the nameFuck you
>>150987894I'm assuming the joke is that character is a man because I've seen at least one woman cosplay that character but I know nothing about Jojo
>>150987905Dude, it is like a 15 year old meme. Did you expect me to remember the moon rune name of a tranime I wanted to forget?
>>150987914lollmao
>>150987644Fuck it, I grew impatient and just did it the easy way.
How can you say no to such a beautiful face?
>>150988024I can't help but read Runnie's Replace in Dr Nick's voice from the Simpsons.
>>150987931get out
>>150966904love this one
>>150987372Jesus Christ. This one got me.
>>150967739Correct. If you whine that you can't read subs, you should be reading children's books to bone up on your literacy instead of watching anime since you're clearly not reading at an adult level
>>150988331Subs are distracting. I want to look at the art, not text.
>>150987483Noggie?
>>150988552You can't look at both? It should only take you like a literal second to read the subs anyways and you have plenty of time to look at the art.
