What does Darkfather keep in his utility belt? Also, why does he have a utility belt? The Batman Who Laughs is such dumb shit.
>>150963084>What does Darkfather keep in his utility belt?Extra Robindemons.......ParaRobins?......Batwoman-Parademons? (sorry, any condensed version of those just sounds so wrong)
>>150963084>Only piece of armor is over his dickWhat did Batdaddy mean by this?
>>150963443I dunno. You can't suck your way out of trouble with him?
>>150963084He keeps the gun he used to kill Darkseid in Final Crisis, but it has the Omega Sanction in it. He was trying to turn Superman into a new Darkseid with it.
>>150963084His Alfred Box of course.>>150963422I believe they're called ParaRobins in the comic.
>>150963084What's his deal?
>>150964609From Dark Knights: Death Metal. The Batman Who Laughs (aka Bruce Wayne from a timeline where Batman turned into the joker) goes around the multiverse pulling evil Batmen from other timelines where Batman turned into villains (or evil versions of other heroes). I guess because there are infinite possibilities, theres a timeline where Batman became every other DC character and was also evil somewhere out there. This is the timeline where Batman killed and then became Darkseid. He's literally just Darkseid but with Batman stuff. Its stupid.
>>150966085Yeah, that's silly.
>>150963084This was stupid, though I admit its kind of fun seeing all these universes where the heroes got "the bad ending". I guess I'm an edge lord like that.
>>150963084Extra-sized condoms to fuck your mom in the ass.
>>150968016Hot
>>150963084Scott Snyder comes up with dumb yet supremely entertaining shit
>>150971015>yet supremely entertainingNot really.
>>150971015He thinks he can make dumb stuff look cool and fun like Grant Morrison does, but most of the time it's just cringe.
>>150971015>mfw Snyderfags announce their presencelike what? Court of Owls, Zero year, Mr Bloom, BWL, Gordon as Batman? None of those were good. Capullo as an artist was wasted on Snyder. Me thinks anyone with the surname Snyder just doesn't know how to write Batman.
>>150963084It's a fashion accessory. He doesn't need the utility belt other than to serve LOOKS.
Why does /co/ hate cool shit?
>>150974433>cool shitWhere?
>>150974433I don't think it looks cool.
>>150972097Court of Owls, Zero Year and the Metal stuff were all entertaining. Black Mirror was legit good
>>150963084Aura farm
>>150968016Based
>>150963084Shark-repellant bat spray
>>150977920Eh.
>>150979866Super funny.
