I feel like the pictures we've had of the Ultimate Trinity didn't reflect this. I need more of giant Batman and Wonder Woman with everyone else
>>150972059>bigger batman>still shorterI want Absolute WW so bad bros.
need
>>150972059Damn. She's really, really tall!
>>150972059She's an Amazon
>>150972059Just imagine her with Wally West in amazon position...
>>150972059The Wonder Woman series isn't bad but it really doesn't feel all that different than a regular mainline DC comic bookBesides her Hell origin (which wasn't even that bad considering its Hell) its basically just Wonder Woman with a huge sword and some magic powers
>>150972059WW could pin him down and rape him with no physical possiblity of resistance
Isnt AbsBats like Big Show Tall? Jesus Christ Diana, what was Circe feeding you?
>>150972059Her dick is bigger as well.
>>150972059What is Waylon thinking?
>>150972059I'm honestly impressed it took this long for a crossover.
>>150972059>Absobat's canon height: 6 foot 9 (explictly stated in comic)So, what, Abso-WW is seven feet tall? That's fucking stupid. Fuck this retarded universe.
>>150972059>>150972459Why is the larger and stronger one not simply raping the weaker one into submission?
>>150972654manlet cope
>>150972072I NEED the groups shot of the Absolute Trinity. Clark getting utterly height mogged is gonna be hilarious
>>150972654Fun fact Steve is the same height as her
>>150972436I think there's a big twist coming. Her life is too good considering how shit the other absolute heroes' lives are. She's like a human sacrifice or something and Circe is in on it is my guess.
>>150972059Hmmm, by this logic I'm very curious how Big absolute Big Barda would be.
>>150972981As big as Absolute Bane or about 30 feet tall
>>150972896nigga I'm a manlet and I want her to crush me he is just gay
>>150972970She has given up her arm and agreed to Hades to spend some time of each year in hell and iirc perhaps another handicap. Those seem part of an obvious setup for her to eat shit eventually.
>>150972981Kaiju
>>150972597He wishes Bruce would just end him rather than be involved with whatever weird shit he's going to be involved in
>>150972059bro I didn't even notice way until I scrolled back up
>>150972059I love that her Final Fantasy VII sword is by his balls to show his masculinity being challenged and AbBats having none of it.
>>150972947Her height has been inconsistent in the comic itself and in promotional material. It varies by about a full foot.
>>150972059Wow. Didn't this Bruce start out something like six four? And now after his training arc with Bane he's closer to seven? That's a big Wonder Woman.
>>150973367when he was in ark m before they fucked with him his stats were 6'9" and 420 which is amazing no one has joked about
>>150973409>his stats were 6'9" and 420It's shit like this and the Batman AF that makes me sure this comic was intended to be a fun silly joke. I'm surprised no one capitalized on that either. That's almost begging for it.
>>150972678Diana is a maiden at her heart
>>150972947Steve has stardust proportions
>>150972981>absolute barda is some ten foot tall long limb muscle mommy that tears people apart while roaring like an animal>turns into a nurturing and loving creature that carries around her short king husband while whispering romantic poems in his ear and wondering when she can sneak him away to do stuff with him
>>150972436She’s also more rugged because she didn’t grow up as a royal in Themyscira. Which is pretty neat, she doesn’t come with the strong independent woman crap, she’s more like Tarzan. Naive and nearly feral, but extremely well adapted to her enviorment
>>150972059WW joining Batman to help fight against his demigod tier villains?
>>150972059shes in heels there
How tall is Absolute Superman? 6 foot 2?
>>150972059and Bruce is 6'9" so she's REALLY tall
>>150972654shes clearly in 10 inch high heels there
>>150972059Good.
>>1509736785'11"
>>1509729815'9 but WIDE
>>150972947She's supposed to be Greek, not Jewish.
>>150972059Steve Trevor is HUGE. Towers over everyone beside Wonder Woman
>>150973422>It's shit like this and the Batman AF that makes me sure this comic was intended to be a fun silly joke. I'm surprised no one capitalized on that either. That's almost begging for it.Nah, bro. You just don't get it.
>>150972059She's a big girl.
>>150972059Shes wearing armored high heels it looks like.
>>150972059I like how croc is like : Bruce dont trust this hoe
>>150975305Is Steve the absolute cia ?
>>150976237yes, he's tom king
>>150972059>ridiculous 10 inch heels>not dabbing on him in flat sandalslame
>>150972059Wait a minute. Absolute Batman is 6'9 and 400lbs. How fucking big is Wondy? 7 feet tall? And how much of a manlet is Superman compared to them?
>>150977247It this real?
What are those
>>150975305>Wondie is 7'>Steve is 7'>Batman is 6'9 and built like the MountainWhat the fuck is going on in this universe? Is Darkseid secretly a size queen?
>>150977257Yep. Some autist caught him while watching Raw.
>>150977283This retard watches wrestling and then fa/tv/virgins think he knows film? Lmao.
>>150975043South Europeans have big noses
How much mogged will Superman be when he meet them?
>>150972436This, except I have never read a single WW comics other than Azzarello's Nu52 run so this feels plenty new to me
>>150972419Wally is about to be molested by Absolute Thawne, Diana, and Zatanna. Someone save him...
>>150972970Kelly Thompson is not brave enough to do anything that'd really fuck Diana's life up for a bit. Wonder Woman fans can be deranged because they're always seething at Diana not being treated as well as Bruce and Clark. And thats before we mention the 2 year meltdown they've experienced due to King.
>>150975305He looks like a LONG boy here.>>150977277I believe so, did you see Abin Sur?
>>150977387ABSOLUTEly mogged.
>>150972059Imagine the sex.
>>150975305I'm pretty sure you're not even allowed in the military if you're that tall.
>>150972059>giant waifu feet
>>150978280your not allowed to be an airforce pilot if your tall but I'm pretty sure they aren't any height restrictions in the army or Navy though you might want to avoid submarines.
>>150975305Huh, now that I look at it, he really is fucking big. I was so user to seeing him with Diana, that I never noticed it before.
>>150972059Bruce is just keeping Waylon around after they beat Bane? Kinda based if so, make him Absolute Robin.
>>150975043>dumbass doesn't realize white people, especially Southern Europeans, have big nosesI guess Ringo is Jewish too then.
>>150972059This is somewhat of an artistic error given that Asbolute Batman is meant to be 6"9 and Wonder Woman is no taller than Steve Trevor, who is never said to be that tall.So Absolute Diana should be more around 6"4ish
>>150972436>The Wonder Woman series isn't bad but it really doesn't feel all that different than a regular mainline DC comic bookFrankly that's why hers is the best Absolute book by far. (except maybe Martian Manhunter)Her regular book is really weak right now. Overly serious and bleak, in general not fun. It also has Diana act out of character very often.So Absolute Wonder Woman being more of a regular Wondie adventure fills a hole which is otherwise unfilled.Meanwhile Superman and Batman's books are already pretty good and fun, so the Absolute versions needed to differentiate themselves to be interesting.
>>150972947The art in AWW is otherwise excellent, but holy shit does Steve Trevor look awful.
>>150979521>hers is the best Absolute book by far.It's not.
>>150979535I half joked in the other thread but it felt like they don't know if Steve is supposed to be a soft boy twink or not early on. In the page where Diana finds him his arms are as big as hers then three pages later the gains goblin's got him
>>150980147He looks better here, but Absolute Wonder Woman is a chick comic so his twinkification was inevitable
>>150977970You hate to see it ("it" being some dickhead living your dreams).
>>150972059Stallone
>>150979786Martian Manhunter is an outlier and should not be counted
>>150977289>you're not allowed to have multiple interestsPretentious faggot spotted
>>150972981She’s DC Galactus.
>>150972059big barda wondie is a wonderful concept
>>150972981Shes anorexic and small but very loving towards scottMiracle meanwhile is an escape artist in a sense that he runs thru walls8 feet high and 4 feet wide
>>150972654I’m all about tall women but her hands shouldn’t reach her knees
>>150982924Make Scott have some kind of monster form, and you get the avarage female targeting romance novel.
>>150972059Perfect for amazon position, I wonder if we will have that.
>>150979488Steve towers over everyone else except Diana whenever he's on the page, he's really tall
