>The Silver Surfer is a woman now. This doesn't even make sense. No woman would do these things, or even be capable of doing them.
Can I still have sex with her?
>>150973392That’s what the power cosmic is for
And she’s Asian too.
>>150973392You came here to be mad when you don't even know about Nova?
>>150973392theres been a silver surfer thats female before though.
>>150973392Why does she have detailed eyes?
>>150973464girls have pretty eyes, just adds to the more " human" aspect of the character.
>>150973464Galactus thought it was extremely important to give her a pretty eyeliner and I can't thank him enough for that
>>150973392I'm still confounded why Marvel Comics killed Norrin for MCU synergy, only to make the female Silver Surfer... a random Shield Agent OC and not Shalla-Bal. I vaguely remember that Dan Slott fucked up Shalla-Bal's character and that being the last time she was seen, but still... the fuck?
>>150973392Meh, i think it worked okay in the film since it plays with Johnny being a player and him interacting with her was key to galactus defeat. All in all, it worked out okay.
>>150973610>I'm still confounded why Marvel Comics killed Norrin for MCU synergySolicits for future appearances are still mentioning him so he's either sharing his power or he's depowered but still alive. But Marvel has killed plenty of characters for MCU synergy. Like Rhodey but he got better.
>>150973392This just felt like a way to differentiate this movie more from Rise of the Silver Surfer (despite still having the ''Sue temporally dies'' ending).
Left is Frankie Ray NovaIn the middle is Julia Garner with her signature hair and lookOn the right is Frankie Raye with Johnny StormIt makes no damned sense and Johnny storm(he's an unironic feminine fag but just pretend) having a relationship with frankie before she becomes Galactus's Herald to save the day and loses her memory in the process would be really good. There is no reason for there to be a female silver surfer other then complete disdain for the audience and what few fans are left.
>>150973392Are you gonna say no to the naked woman in shiny body paint?
>>150975132Only a faggot will accept the mindless advances of a female.
>>150973392Can her nipples still get hard?
>>150973429NTA but the character who only appeared as the surfer in like one panel in an elseworlds comic instead of Noran Rad who's been the surfer for decades all for the sake of diversity casting for people who dont even like comics? Why yes, it does miff me slightly.
>>150975132If she looks that ugly then yes.
>>150976736>>150976767>>150973392Incels incelling over fictional females
>>150973392silver milk.
It's always funny seeing people get mad about characters they certainly didn't care about before they were changed and still don't actually
>>150976920if it doesnt matterthenwhy change it
>>150977715i dunno anon do you wear the same tshirt and sweatpants every day?
>>150973662>Solicits for future appearances are still mentioning him so he's either sharing his power or he's depowered but still alive.She's not the Silver Surfer of the main continuity stream of the MCU. The Fantastic Four are leaving their Avenger-less dimension/timeline in pursuit of someone and entering the Avengers dimension.
>>150977706As im sitting here at my computer in my room, there are currently 4 seperate Silver Surfers in my direct line of sight, and more elsewhere in the house. Silver Surfer probably has more fans than the Fantastic 4 themselves, and with all the cool shit she did in this movie we almost had an amazing Silver Surfer movie, which is why it's extra annoying it was wasted on Metallic Creature so that Johnny would have anything to do in the story.
>>150978411looks gay
>>150976687wut
