Jade editionPrevious best girl: >>150965371
HOLY
Please recommend me songs for my psychic/hypnotism-themed music playlist.>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLouWaFQT8wdATdlXFZpB0HNasxT4JSW4w
>>150974606that is one of my favorite pieces of homestuck art bar none
Goodnight /hsg/ see you in the AM
davejade time!!! :D>>150974683good night! <3
>>150974661The rapid-Skaia-glow thing is SO visually appealing in a way that's hard to articulate
>>150974661I'm very into landscapes that look like this IRL. I used to live a number of miles away from a massive two-sided plaza that currently houses an entertainment complex as well as an entire stripmall of restaurants, and it had this giant angled hill that rolled down into the whole thing and it looked a lot like this.
What if the dinosaurs played sburb and that's why they're all gone
Was DaveKat always a popular ship? I found stats recently that said it ended up not just being the most popular, but being the most popular by a massive margin. Did this happen before or after it became canon? pic unrelated
>>150972641Hip to hip ass comparison but for the Space Days girls this time to complete the loop. Moms and Cody included, obviously.>>150973745God bless him. He flew too close to the sun.
>>150974693I also really like the aliased shading on the front of her dress, there's just something really aesthetic about how lower bit depth images deal with gradients>>150974713burgerpunk places have a interesting surreal feeling to them
>>150974762>Was DaveKat always a popular ship?not as popular as DaveJade, nobut Hussie went with what he thought would make him money and let the rotten girls run rampant
>>150974762hmmm as far i know it was at the same level of jonhdave and other m/m ships. like back when the act 6 started it was the boom of it i guess.
>>150974762so basically davekat was popular from the meteor expedition that happens in A6, but didnt really take of until the epilogues where davejade is portrayed in a very negative light where as davekat is made out to be the "best ship"!!!aka its retarded nonsense >:(
>>150974792let's not forget Jade being grimbark (god that sucked as bad as Trickster shit) and ripping into Dave in a way that felt bizarre and unearned
>>150974823yeah i agree but that had more depth to it than davekat imo
>>150974843Of course it did, my argument is that Hussie sabotaged DaveJade intentionally with the weird shit and dog dick and then just let it get rancid. The Dave and Jade who loved each other before Cascade both died and became pervert zombies full of hate and humiliation.
>>150974863i still believed in it in the effects that happened after jades death when dave acts really uncharacteristically to someone dying, something hes very used to and even with his own bro who raised him he grieved less than with jade and fought until the very end to bring her back even if he met his end. god. i love them so much.
>>150974899they truly deserve to be together and I really do hate Hussie for being such a loveless and fucked up human, it's disgusting
>>150974940i agree and the thing is like in my head even if they wanted to make the dogdick canon for whatever fucking reason i dont think dave would particularly take issue with that you know its just fucking stupid!!!!!! i would go an entire 2 weeks without pay to see them become canon
>>150974952if they had any balls Dave would have become a cuntboy from some contrived fusion with Davesprite and then we carry on with nobody being the wiser while the pervert psychos get to have fun
>>150974967>dave gets a cloaca and is mpreg'd by jadeNo...
>>150974967but then i cant fantasize about sucking dave off and my oral fixation will be ruined whats the fucking point anon!!!!!!!!!!
>>150974986Rose go back to bed you big-lipped blowjob bitch
>>150974984listen it's still 100% heterosexual, it's just a body horror situation of "We're straight and love each other but this nasty ass game swapped our genitals, oh well let's fuck" *feathers and dog hair fucking EVERYWHERE*
i have so much davejade art i cant post on a blue board and it hurts me sometimes!!
>>150975014another excellent basedrunes stream
Davekat was always a dogshit ship same thing with a majority of the male and female gay ships. Just because they're gay doesn't make the romantic chemistry better. If you make a faggot or dyke at least give them the decency of a good relationship.
>>150975055scream it loud enough for the people in the back to hear
>>150975055They didn't have romantic chemistry! There was nothing intimate about them! I could completely accept a moment of "They tried to hatefuck but realized they didn't actually want this and resolved to work out their problems to avoid this" and instead we got the weirdest pairing in the whole comic with no basis.
drawing a character is really easy (especially if its all entirely derivative) but the problem is figuring out what to do with them
secretlycravescock!hypersexual!gardenGnostic [] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~turntechGodhead [TG] disconnected.why the fuck do i even go on anymore
Much as I hate, truly truly hate, to interrupt all the Dave/kat/ Dave/Jade debate going on, I feel obligated to remind you all of what girl made her stake on him first.
>>150975110I read that as circumcision
>>150975110A truly evil creature with claws of malice
>>150975117white boy scared
>>150975122god bless that every single male paradox baby is fully uncircumcised and functional
>>150975145kek I didn't even think about thatparadox space enacted the final solution
>>150975120you gotta wonder how much that fucked them both up, both the doomed timeline events and then coming back to the main timeline, only for their lives to completely fall apart and be doomed anyways
>>150975014MR ADVERTISER GET DOWN
the best parent in homestuck
>>150975014Feel emotional about the Vriska sketch. I wish that was me.
act 5 sucks, just nonstop chatlogs with obnoxious typefont while the plot is glossed over completely. this glacial pacing completely took the wind out of my sail, can someone QRD me if act 4 was the peak so i can drop it now
>>150975316bro has never read a book in his life
>>150975316literally kino, you won't be able to handle act 6 which is just this + longer, boring and with more characters
>>150975278How badly, anon? I mean, technically, it’s me. I mean, technically, it’s both of us.
>>150975316yes Act 4 was the peakAct 5.2's ending is pretty cool, but the comic never recovers from words words words words words words words words and it descends into angry kids fucking and killing each other
>>150975117Are you the hypersexual Dave or Jade?
>>150975336jade....
what thinkpad would dirk use
>>150975278>>150975330I'm Vriska
>>150975055The dyke ships were good because they were hot, lol. Except for Rosemary, which is weirdly not. Perhaps it’s because both of them are boring?Maybe that’s why the BC writers made them cucks?
>>150975340Ngl, I would also disconnect if I were the Dave guymdngk
>>150975358Vriska! It’s been a while! I missed you!
>>150975363>guymdngkwhat the hell does that mean
>>150975375Accidentally typed the catchable like a dumbass
>>150975360there are no dyke ships in homestuck that don't center around kanaya or vriska. the comic is incredibly male centered
>>150975360>Perhaps it’s because both of them are boring?They're really not. It's because HUSSIE is boring, he perfectly set up this hot tragedy with Kanaya thinking she had to go beat Rose stupid to stop her from getting them all killed, and that could have been some real sloppy bloody fun. Instead Rose is neutered by Godtier and becomes a sloppy boring alcoholic bitch paired with a sloppy boring vampire dullard
>>150975392*captchaGod I hate phoneposting
>>150975326>>150975327>>150975333thanks for the heads up, i'll keep with it but i'm gonna stop binging it while expecting something in the story to actually progress
>>150975401basically yeah, arasol is "boring" too after act 5 but nobody cares because they're het chungus
>>150975398it's creepy how faggy Hussie is at heart, he is obsessed with homosexuality in a deeply uncomfortable way
>>150975365*sleepifies you* hehehehe
>>150975363aw :(
>>150975418Zzz...
The last digit of your reply to this post is your blood color1 - Rust2 - Bronze3 - Gold4 - Olive5 - Jade6 - Teal7 - Cobalt8 - Indigo9 - Purple0 - VioletDubs - LimeTrips - MutantQuads - Fuscia (Because fuck you, no one gets to be the empress unless they can at least get quads)
>>150975440gimme the RAINBOW
>>150975440rollout
>>150975445YES! Kanaya is my patron troll by zodiac, so fate is on my side.
>undyingUmbrage [uu] disconnected.you could do it you know!! i believed in you wholeheartedly :) maybe another time!!
>>150975440lets get this bag gents
>>150975440
>>150975440i hope i get something cool
>>150975440Roll>>150975451>Rustlmao what a loser
>>150975440the easiest quads of my life you will bow before jadeanon!!! ;)
>>150975440this anon >>150975462 is getting hella culled
>>150975470yay im a seadweller
>>150975439how many pics of Vriska putting people to sleep do you have
>>150975472You get poopblood.>>150975476I respectible legislacerator. Not bad.
>>150975479>PurpleLooks like you'll get to do the deed yourself my dear highblood Subjugulator
>>150975479fuck you clown fag!
>>150975440I'll make a trollsona out of it
>>150975440I still go by the color spectrum names of Maroon, Brown, Yellow, Lime, Green, Jade, Teal, Cerulean, Blue, Indigo, Violet, Magenta
>>150975440Please let me be something useful and not a slave
>>150975440rolling and i will use this for my oc troll thing
>>150975507>CobaltWell, it fits if you know what I'm into...>>150975522Hello
>>150975522>double dubsnice
>>150975507How does it feel for your troll-sona to be cobalt?>>150975508With blood as high as yours, you can use whatever names you want.
>>150975522My power is maximum
>>150975522>LimeEither get very good at hiding or get very good at setting your enemies on fire. You are now cull on sight.
>>150975505I mean if you insist :o) *unzips*
>>150975532No anon I'm better I'm simply lime green you can enjoy being a shitblood though.
>>150975532this retard cant read AND got poopblood twice holy shit
I TAKE IT BACK
>>150975529I feel like that should do something special, maybe he's a lime who is just mutant enough to pass for a green or yellow and so gets by without even knowing they're a caste meant to be killed
>>150975532He got dubs, he's a Limeblood buddy.
>>150975555>quadsnice
>>150975555oh well goddamn there I go wasting my potential to become Empress, ah well I'm happier being a jadeblood
>>150975551STOP BULLYING ME
>>150975555>Wasted quadsYOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE NEW FUSCIA AND YOU BLEW IT!
>>150975531Not my first choice, but I'll take it. How do I work in being an artist and a maniac hypno psycho....
>>150975555EVERYONE BOW TO THE QUEEN OF ALTERNIA
>>150975440I will make a trollC out of whatever crap color i get.
>>150975575>JadeYou are now a catholic schoolgirl if the games are anything to go by.
>>150975545That's fine I'll simply either pose as an oliveblood or keep my blood color anonymous until someone tries a motherfucker.
>>150975487Not enough.
>>150975568I don't want to be! They all die horribly!>>150975573NO IT DOESN'T COUNT STOP
>>150975583ok were cooking now
>>150975014As the anon who requested the Colsla on Renity rape, excellent work my guy.
>>150975620Jade's unironically have all the best outfits and it's not even close.Only other blood caste that comes close is Purples and even that's only for people who like clowns.
>>150975599you WILL be culled by mommy condy and you WILL like it
Now and forever, I love JadeRose.
>>150975440ROLLING
the best part of rereading is when you finish and then a week later dont care anymoredavekat is fine>t. faggot
>>150975653>GoldHey we have a fresh battery over here for Condesce to power her TV with.
>>150975653>goldbloodi'll take it, physic powers are fine
Here's what *I* think of DaveKat
>>150975440I'm indigo by nature but I roll nevertheless.
>>150975676I guess teal is acceptable.
Jadeblood really does feel like the 'safest' caste to be, you're in a massive minority compared to the other castes and you're so vital to the race that you might be afforded a lot more protection and leniency than other colors
>>150975522I now got a name for the limeblood Caiyan Kauman
>>150975690Jadebloods ensure survival so they require the most privileges besides other high bloods.
>>150975676>teal1 HOPE YOU L1KE JUST1C3
strider
>>150975653this is why i don't get katnep>it's romantic when a girl is announces to all her friends she's crushing on a guy and won't let go despite being rejected and he yells at her and calls her an autistic retard about it but she forgives him because she's too retarded not to
>>150975721of the four possible Roses, Rose Strider is absolutely the strongest and most unstable
>>150975690Yeah, it's why they're all super pampered and sheltered. Jadebloods are one of those castes that sort of exists ALMOST outside of the caste system in some respects due to their extreme importance (the other caste this applies to is Purples as the primary enforcers of the caste system itself, who can step outside of their caste to subjugulate Violetbloods if needed).They're generally treated BETTER than tealbloods and even cobaltbloods, though the cost is that their freedom of movement is restricted because they can't even leave the caverns without express permission from the Alternian government.You get to be safe and well regarded as a Jadeblood, but you also don't get a lot of freedom,
>>150975726even though im the anon that posted that pic, I still think katnep could have worked out if nepeta proposed to karket before they went into the game
>>150975440Duuh...>>150975458Is anon just posting about his dreambubble activities?
>>150975653Man, Karkat is so based for this.Fucking annoying autistic bitches.
>>150975736yeah exactly, jades are the safest to be but you're essentially imprisoned and bound to duty, and it doesn't necessarily stop higher castes from murdering you, though it must come with the stipulation of "I don't care how violet your blood is, if you kill a jade you're being culled by the Empress herself"
>>150975756Too many teals I think we got three teals now
>>150975757I can't stand the Nepeta archetype, but for a minute I really did think she'd gradually be revealed to be a lot more sinister and cool than she let on, but nope lol cat dead, why expand on the shallow archetypes and show the real people beneath, nope murder them for a joke
>>150975440Eyo where all the rustblood bitches at?
>>150975772which is a shame, because she seemed like such a sweet girl
>>150975476made her real based on my roll :p
>>150975799Holy shit another lime
>>150975740why? karkat said it had been known for a long time she liked him and he said it was "very unrequited and embarassing"
>>150975815so much cullbait... limebloods are just spicy cullbait
>>150975802Cute.Does she believe in justice though?
>>150975815>no mutants yetThe sufferer died for nothing.
>>150975816and yet they ended up together in one timeline
>>150975824Lime power obviously if all the limes band together they could simply burn everyone to a crisp
>>150975816I feel like if he had given a serious shot at her, he would end up liking her a lot
I hate that they defined limebloods, it was actually cool to have an unexplained setting mystery of "for some reason this caste is in effective death-exile despite formerly being accepted, and not even being high on the hemospectrum"
>>150975759It's important to note that even when The Dolarosa betrayed the empire and ran away with the sufferer as a grub, she was still not executed but instead was sold into slavery, where she could still contribute to the genetic pool for future generations.That's how much the lives of jadebloods are valued. They don't get culled even for offenses that would unquestionably be cullable for almost any other blood caste (though one could definintely argue that slavery is a worse fate than death, but my point here is that the lives of Jadebloods are very highly valued to the point that they are explicitly not killed even for treason).
Does anyone have one of the Renity drawings from stream? Imma need some refs
>>150975876They said it's going to get explained even more in Hiveswap Act 3. So we'll probably even find out why Limebloods were exterminated in the first place.
>>150975884yeah that's 100% a case of "sorry your blood is so rare that we can't afford to dump you from the gene pool, so I guess it's massive involuntary orgasms for the rest of your enslaved life"
>>150975876Their pyrokinetic powers were probably too strong. They could pull a human torch and just roast a troll alive while not being burned. Or maybe just use fire to burn trolls eyes out
>>150975440 rooollllinnnggg
>>150975904Maybe they were the actual daywalking caste, and that gave them way too much power.
>>150975827of course!! she spends all her time watching her favorite tv show!
>>150975014Something something Colsla Dancestor.
>>150975919Actually that probably is the case. Their pyrokinetic abilities probably gave them resistance to the sun and I guess jades being close to limes can develop a mutation similar or something.
>>150975440tolling
>>150975440rolla
>>150975507Doodle before bed, only one troll was harmed in the making of this fantroll.
>>150975440It'd be so fun to be purple. I could clown around town!
>>150975440Fuck it maybe I'll make an OC off of this
>>150975964WRONG!GET IN THE GREEN LINE, CATBITCH
>>150975440>Total blood caste tally so far:>Rust - 1>Bronze - 2>Gold - 1>Olive - 2>Jade - 2>Teal - 3>Cobalt - 4>Indigo - 2>Purple - 1>Violet - 3>Lime - 2>Mutant - 0>Fuscia - 0
>>150975964Aw dangit!
>>150975440Fuck all y’all.
>>150975440rollan
>>150975961nice. i gotta remember, keep it simple, stupid
>>150976003>1 Aradia, 2 Tavroses, 1 Sollux, 2 Nepetas, 2 Kanayas, 3 Terezis, 4 FUCKING VRISKAS, 2 Equiuses, 1 Gamzee, 3 Eridans, NO Karkat, NO Feferijesus christ the most doomed session imaginable
>>150976021FUCKKKK. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK. WHAT DO I EVEN DO. WHATS THE FUCKING POINT. FUCK MY RUST LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do all rust bloods have powahs or was aradia/damara just special? am i just a cucked goldblood?
>>150975967>>150975507>>150975527EVERY MOTHERFUCKER WHO SAYS TEHY'RE GONNA MAKE AN OC ENDS UP GETTING THE FUCKING VRISKA COLOR!>>150975575EXCEPT THIS ASSHOLE
>>150976043You're going to be bodacious, beautiful, and fucking DEAD at the age of like 20.
>>150976043All rustbloods have psychic powers, but MOST rustbloods psychic powers are weak ass-shit and can barely lift a book with their mind.
Whatever. Go, my Vrisklings!
>>150976040>You're playing Sgrub and your session/team contains 4 vriskas>Plus 3 eridans because fuck youOh yeah, this session never stood a fucking chance.
>>150976034It's my designing motto, sometimes simple stands out more. Gn /hsg/ mwah
>>150976061run little tavros! shes going to rape you! run run run!!!
>>150975845>when they stood next to each other>IT'S CANON!
>>150976040No, hear me out this session is still salvageable all they need to do is tardwrangle the high bloods from not doing anything retarded and I guess the olives
>>150976079gn
>>150976091Buddy, you have 3 Terezis with no Karkat, and 4 Vriskas with 2 Tavroses to torment. The session is dead within one day.
>>150976110No hear me out the limes can be surrogate karkats
>>150976110Without Karkat, the session is more likely to go as Sburb would intend it to.
>>150976115the karkats who stepped up awwww
>>150975440Aradia speaks to me, I have Rust in my veins.
>4 vriskas and a gamzeeYes, sure, whatever. I can make this work.
So what do people think the chances are of Hiveswap Act 3 getting a release date trailer at SAHcon are?I didn't think it would happen last week but now I think there's a decent chance because of all the extra details we've gotten over the last week (specifically the devs outright saying Act 3 is almost done).
>>150976136lol
>>150976125Apparently you don't Jadeblood.Though, if you're a lesbian like Kanaya is this might explain why you have such a thing for Aradia.
>>150976136>hiveswap act 3 before gta 6
>>150976125anon you have schizophrenia
>>150976144Everyone has a thing for Aradia.
Anon! Dindins is ready!
>>150976040So which blood is most likely to get killed before session and why is it the rust and bronzebloods?
>>150976153no she actually does send him psychic signals, unfortunately all she ever sends is meatloaf recipes, reruns of chewing gum commercials, and the occasional weird giggle she makes when she pees
>>150976161he will eat all their chicken tendies
>>150975440Fuck it, big balls.
>>150976205Oh Would You Look At ThatIts All Coming Up Kanaya
>>150976205Darling Can You Lock The Fuck In?
>>150976205>>150976213>kanayas fat nuts
>>150976220It Is True She Produces The Most Slurry Of Them All And This Requires Shameglobes The Size Of Medicine BallsThis Is Why She Wears The Big Skirt
>>150976161I need him so bad it’s not even funny
>>150976239*Growls* back off
>>150976239too bad he's destined to be cleansed of his inner darkness by blowing his slurry inside a cut up bipolar pussy
>>150976243YOU BACK OFF I’ve been trynna hit it since before he even had a name reveal
>>150976253their child will be literally the anti christmaelum.
>>150976264wrong, they stacked two antis in there which is a negative times a negative so she's giving birth to the Messiah
>>150976253Do I have to be named Skye or
>>150976271alan...
>>150975534My skin is cold
davejade!!
whats his classpect
One friend is watching me do this and their first reaction was "dismemberable", so I know he'll symptahize with the purple bloods when we get around to that part of homestuck (also i don't know what to do with the other arm aaa)
>>150975440gimme best color cobalt
>>150976459woop woop
>>150976456im hella retarded
On a binge of watching old cosplay videos and gatherings, They are utter cringe but so fun
>>150975801yo how the fuck do I make high res pixel art every tutorial I find makes you work at time resolution
>>150976471pretty
>>150976471stonetoss...
>>150976493idk, the pic's from discord
>>150976127you get a vriska! you get a vriska! everyone gets a vriska!
>>150976490Postan the classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELOZPuul_Nw
>>150975440Anything but bronze
>>150976511Oh, God, no, please no, please take her back, I don't want one.
>>150976450Thug of Fent
>>150976464>second best bloodI'll take it!
>>150976518Top 30 things I quote I'm afraid
>>150976540pretty sWWWWuWWuag huh
>>150976450He's teal blooded for sure
>>150976450Bard of Hope
>>150976450>becomes a martyr and incites a revoltheir of rage
Would you let brosquito suck your blood?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCYSE2UvIQI forget that Homestuck as a crazy amount of Russian and Ukrainian fans. also wtf Karkat WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!
>>150976450idk about him but this guy is thief of breath
>>150976450Prince of Breath.
>>150975575>>150975583Tried fusing peruvian schoolgirl and santa muerte and made an ancestorShe is a member of the disposal jades. Who’s duty is to shepherd dead grubs into the biorecyclers, alongside performing mass cullings.
>>150976615kek
>>150976615>this makes sense even beyond "stealing air", as he's literally stealing Floyd's freedomik this was a low-hanging fruit, but holy shit anon ur a genius.
>>150976641trust me i thought of that too but thank you
>>150975440rolling
>>150975527fucccck okay i guess im cobaltbloodthis took a bit and i don't feel like doing a sprite right now
>>150976584whatever he needs. I'm sure it's for a good cause
>>150976044why do cobolts have allllllll the luck?
>>150976663whats his quirk?
>>150976630Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
Hey there Cody Space Days, how are you toda- OH MY GOODNESS!
>>150976698probably G and B to 6 because it looks a bit like a scorpion stinger, with proper punctuation because graviz is a proper young manSo he mi6ht 6e inclined to talk in a manner not too dissimilar to this, 6ut in a characteristic co6alt hue.i tried to go for more scorpion theming, his horns are meant to look like stingers and his pupils are claw shaped along with his hair kind of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhi2Xs89NYI
>>150976770He needs dick correction
>>150976770why are skye's tits so big
>>150974762>Did this happen before or after it became canon?After. Davekat wasn't popular at all back in the day because they barely interacted until act 6, and even then it was more of a blackrom ship because of that love triangle thing they had with terezi. If I had to say the "I'm putting you on speaker crab" intermission was the part that put the ship on the radar, it's the one where they are established as best friends. And the vriskagram was the one to cement the popularity.
rosedave is the best ship idk
>>150976794>why is the sky so blue>why do flowers smell so good>why does the ocean sparkle so much
>>150976794but are they big enough...
>>150976794>scars even on her titshnng...
TRIDESERT! MAKE SKYE DO KNIFE FIGHTS OR TRICKS SO SHE CAN GET CUTS ON HER FINGERS AND HANDS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>150976814yeah that's the REAL good shit
>>150974762it's was a funny indie blackrom crackship and I guess hussie just ran with it and now they are as rabid as ever for it https://youtu.be/0pveo_rQWIc?si=EnpwknkE4-CiqJtI>>150974762
>>150976814And on her neck. Girl's REAL fucked up...
>>150976823knife juggling
>>150976823she should lick the blood off her fingers after because band-aids are for pussies and her dysfunctional home keeps none of them
>>150976802>>150976806>>150976814can you even blame cody for thinking with his clit at this point?
>>150976823Tridesert you heard the man
>>150976844my working theory is that her brother will be some atrocious human being and is somehow involved in her scars
>>150976823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_ZBacZUlQI
I need to lick skye's fresh wounds
I finally finished my reread. I think I like it a little more than I did back in 2016, but I'm still just left feeling bewildered and exhausted rather than truly satisfied. Also LOL at the credits being Snapchat.
Skye be like "Answer back you fucking loser. for every minute you don't my leg gets a new cut." and send you a pic like this. (but make this seem more scene and less JK kawaii)Some part of me wouldn't reply so quickly.
>>150976900jesus christ I love cuts and scars on girls
>>150976900Yeah and my response is "Across the street is just for attention, you gotta go down the river if you actually mean it you dumb bitch".
Is there really any actual good Homestuck vidya out there?
>>150976932felt mansion is pretty good if you janky but soulful fan adventuresgenesis project is well genesis project
>>150976908As someone that dabbles in shtwt, I'll say this, the chinese sub group of sh'ers are batshit insane and way more hardcore than any other race I've seen, too erotic. I can NOT fix them.
>>150976942>chinathis makes almost too much sense with how much of a hellhole that place iswould x1000 girl on the left
>>150976940>good homestuck games>genesis project?
lily- heir of hopealan- knight of lifecody- mage of bloodskye- thief of breathyes?
>>150976958anon never stick your dick in crazy, but those girls on the pic are batshit insane, stay far away from girls like them
jesus christ
>>150976932i remember once someone was developing a fighting game in like 2013 and uploaded it to yt but nothing happened
>>150976963I appreciate it for the ambitious fan project that it is
>>150976908dont romanticize it i went on a date with a girl with scars and it was so sad. i felt awful seeing what she had done to herself
Cody... After seeing her boobs... I get it now.
>>150976982strife project is still a thing:https://www.fruityrumpus.com/project/strife-project
>>150976986>datereeeee
>>150976991the old one was called "homestrife" and it was by a fan
>>150976986and what? you didn't save her? you didn't try to be there for her? bro found gold and felt awful. WUSS
>>150977002i can just smell the under 18 itt
>>150976986I know someone who had a breakdown once and flipped out with a fucking bread knife. their scars are quite....prominent
>>150977006>smellokay terezi
<3Vriska/TavrosSollux/FeferiEquius/AradiaDoomed Vriska/Doomed JohnDave/TereziRose/KanayaDamara/RufiohLatula/MitunaKurloz/MeulinRufioh/HorussAranea/PorrimMeenah/(Vriska)Dave/Karkat(Vriska)/(Terezi)<3<Vriska/TavrosEquius/AradiaEridan/VriskaGamzee/Terezi<>Nepeta/EquiusEridan/FeferiKanaya/VriskaGamzee/KarkatKurloz/MitunaMeulin/HorussVriska/Terezi?Karkat/TereziSollux/AradiaNepeta's shipping wall:<3Nepeta/Karkat (marked: oh yesss!)Equius/Aradia (circled)Gamzee/Terezi (marked: probably not!)Kanaya/TavrosVriska/Karkat (marked: oh noooo!)<>Karkat/Gamzee (marked: hmmm!)Sollux/Aradia (marked: <3???)Nepeta/Equius (circled) (marked: DURRR!)Kanaya/KarkatNepeta's second shipping wall:<3Nepeta/Karkat (surrounded with hearts) (marked: OTP)Dave/TavrosRose/KanayaFeferi/Sollux<>Gamzee/Karkat<3<Vriska/TereziKarkat/Karkat c3< Jade?John/WVKarkat's shipping wall:Dave/JadeJohn/Rose
>>150976987>kittyface heart framecan't wait to finally see her sweet side
>>150977031> <3> Dave/Karkat
>>150977021>bread knifeFUCKING CHRISTYOU USE RAZORS FOR A REASON
super chaser skye
>>150977041mental breakdowns are a helluva drug
>>150977021holy shit wtf...she had to be white cuz there is no way
>>150977057fuck I don't care how broken down your mental gets, after a few good meaty ripping GASHES torn out of you by one of those things, you should be on the floor screaming and holding your very mangled flesh, superpsycho shit
Skye.....bread knife.....more scars.....
>>150977002This is not 'gold'It's discarded garbage, psychologically speaking.Also it's unwise to have a savior complex anon, it will get your hurt (and I don't just mean emotionally, physically too).
>>150977083no, not hot scars, CHUNKS taken out, bread knives are nightmarish
>>150977093Honestly fuck it, I'm going to draw Skye guro.
>>150977083TRIDESERT TAKE HEED
>>150977048whats she gonna do when she fonds out there is no penis
>>150977120force him to grow one
>>150977120she'll figure something out
>>150977100share when done
>what if earth c had twitter?https://twitterstuck.com/
I can't into fucking lingerie but it beats trying to draw nipples lmao
Will Skye or Coleslaw make it weird over Skye's cuts and Coleslaw's knife fascination when her relationship with Cody inevitably explodes?>>150977120TRANSMUTATION
>>150977200the melty will be kino
>>150975014Sorry im so late, wanted to finish a few more requests before i posted anything, but its done (:
>>150975440Alright bet.
>>150977200>TRANSMUTATIONHeinous Days would be so awesome and so disturbing as well lol
>>150977215>all those Skye scarsMUH
>>150977158glow up>>150977215wtf alan got that sleeper build. taller than expected. hes greek he should be hairy. at least a little hair. little swirls on his chest yyyes
>>150977226imagine running your fingers over her thigh to feel every bump and valley of scarred tissue
>>150977215me on the left next to skye>>150977232greek?hes a beaner obviously
>>150977220Snooty-ass Seadweller.
>>150977235anon lord have mercy Im bout to bust
>>150977215>no oxnard or mallum beach daybros....
>>150975904>>150975919Actual decent powers and on LE/Doc Scratchs shitlist for being Calliopes OC.
>>150977232he waxes, the hair makes him insecure since hes constantly in swim shorts for waterpolo >>150977103oh yeah thats hot, shes done it >>150977158very nicee <3
>>150977215>oh my you are ugly!Colsla truly has a face that not even a lusus can love
>>150977261>bread knife scars are canonsd/pb chads we can't stop winning
>>150977245you haate us beaause you aain't us.
>>150977215alt version of the detailed Skye closeup for the anon who wanted tits
>>150977261>waxesgayyy. reject hydrodynamics return to aquatic ape
>>150977297>boob scarsim in heaven
>>150977215>>150975014you can tell whos drawing what because in one the women look like real human beans and in the other they look like polished water balloons
>>150977313thats just next level mutilation holy shit
Can I get a consensus on this tier-list? Its not mine
>>150977297im that anon!uncountable amounts of thanks
>>150977327good b8
>>150977297god yes tittyscars
>>150977320moonrunes btfo lamoooooo
>>150976900>>150976942Not sure if you're still here anon, but what's the source on these pics? Google shows nothing. I just find the girls cute.Also, how could I find more of it?
>>150977158PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPGET GRUBNANT GET GRUBNANT GET GRUBNANT
>>150977215L-Lily tummy.....
>>150977327>cronus that high>dirk that lowkurloz in the right spot at least
>>150975014>>150977215Ring up the Based Department. I gotta file some claims.
>>150977352https://x.com/kerosenekarnage?t=ddm1ghJD7UDJvCD-278KgQ&s=09https://x.com/Yun__V?t=ddm1ghJD7UDJvCD-278KgQ&s=09I'm way down the rabbit hole when it comes to this shit. Most of my recent followings are crazy chicks. They would be decent Skye redraws if I ever get back into drawing again.
>>150976900Dated a girl like this she was also molested/raped by her dad before me. It was pretty stressful and made me feel bad whenever she cut.
>>150977401Many thanks anon.To be honest, whenever I see a girl that does stuff like self harming, it just makes me want to protect them. Do you just happen to randomly find them on social media? There should be a booru for this type of stuff.
>>150977435I literally type shtwt in the search bar and follow the cute ones, and then I peek into who they are following and follow them as well (I google translate words like blood and hate to find international psychos)
>>150975440Gimme something good
>>150977215God Lily is so smallAlso can Lilith even swim? I don't think so. Where would she have learned that skill
>>150977529Ellith, not Lilith lol I'm tired
>>150977215>lilyU-Uooooh...
>>150977601Keep those U's and O's where they belong, out of this thread
>>150974762Even among fujoshi specifically, Johndave was initially the most popular ship by far, then Johnkat took over around the Act 5.2 period. Davekat had some fans purely because it was two popular characters together, but it could never compete with Johndave or Johnkat until it was made canon. It was well beneath second-stringer ships like Gamtav, Erisol, and Dirkjake until the dick drawing scene too.
What if Lily had the hots for teacher?
Put on that slingkini, Cody. Or else.
Gog I fucking love men.
Good morning, /hsg/, anyone working on anything?
>>150975440Rollan for pain.
>>150977829Honk >:O)
Postan some hiveswap stuff from the dumb RP thing they're doing on Bluesky.Looks like there's gonna be a reveal on the 25th, but we already knew that since it's when SAHcon is happening.
>>150977842Some kinda in-universe interview.
>>150977848Cridea's MatespritAlso holy moly this girl has huge tits.Like, they're just out of frame, but you can see it right there, that's some fucking impressively big titties on that Bronzeblood (I think based on the outfit).Also "8th Sweep" would be 16, which I guess explains the huge tits.
>>150977857Look at those BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
>>150977857Actually, now that I look closer, it's 8.95 sweeps.One sweep is slightly more than 2 years.Which means she's 18 in human years.We're actually getting adult aged trolls in Act 3, with the booba to prove it.
Is Junice for somno?
>>150977724how he pulled up to the function
>>150974823>Jade being grimbark (god that sucked as bad as Trickster shit) and ripping into Dave in a way that felt bizarre and unearnedI hate what they did with Dave after that, but I actually don't mind that scene. I like the idea that Jade is being influenced to be evil, but because she's jade she's not very good at being mean, and mostly just takes out her feelings of the davesprite breakup on dave. Plus dave basically implies there that he would have treated her better than davesprite, before he's later retconned to have never loved her
>>150975414Yeah thatll kill your love for the story. You cant coast from flash to flash, you gotta take your time on the dialogue or youll burn out
>>150977910It only took three years near Vriska for Dave to swear off women altogether.
>>150975440lets go high blooooooood
>>150977902Lmao amazing work Tri. However, I warned him.
>>150977936Look buddy, at least Tealblood isn't TOO bad.But you did in fact fall short of being a highblood, just barely.
>>150977954I can deal with being troll-middle class, though white collar work doesnt really suit me.
guys. the most awesomest fanventure ever got 404'df
>>150977966Well yeah that's what happens when the character actually rapes their mom on screen. Respect to the guy making it though, I didn't think he'd actually show it
>>150977966>>150977974is there an archive? first im hearing i want to read the whole thing now
>>150975440Come on, big blood, no whammies, daddy needs a new caste...
>>150977999lucky guy
>>150977999>mutant purplebloodI am so fucking scared.
>>150977999LET'S MOTHERFUCKING GO!!!
>>150977999>MutantFINALLY.I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GOING TO GET ONE.What would a mutant purpleblood even be, and what would they be capable of?
>>150978018No horns at birth and immediately culled
>>150975440Hit me
>>150978039Why is everyone fucking purple in this thread?
>>150978044We're all down to clown up in here. Welcome to the Dark Carnival motherfucker.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPQlG8KSJ9c
>>150978044I'm purpleblood in every test so it's no surprise to me but glad I'm not the only clown here>>150978018Depends on what type of mutationAre you a cripple hiding a deficient internal mutation or something outside and obvious?Is it a positive mutation or negative? If you look goofy enough they might keep you around for laughs, if nothing else.
>>150978062I really want to see what they do in Hiveswap act 3 with non-clown purplebloods. Gamzees introduction calls his cult niche so it makes sense they wouldnt all worship the mirthful messiahs
>>150978144The devs did mention in the Q&A that there will be a non-clown purple in Act 3.So you will get your wish to at least SOME degree.
How often do trolls need to fill pails? I'm having trouble finding it and I need to know how long a troll can be single before being culled.
>>150978156There is almost no information about when the drones come. We don't know at what age, how often, or how frequently they come.
>>150978164FuckI need this info for several oc trolls, guess I'm making shit up for them.
>>150978156We don't know for sure what age trolls are expected to start supplying genetic material. It can't be 'too late' because they do have a population to maintain, but I doubt it's all that early either.We DO know that the trolls from the original comic had not yet reached that age. So it is older than 6 sweeps.We now also know that they probably have to supply genetic material once per sweep (the image we just got from Hiveswap specifically calls it her "8th Sweep pails" which implies it's a per-sweep thing). That said, this is speculative (just because it's called an "8th sweep pail" doesn't necessarily mean it doesn't happen multiple times per sweep).If I had to guess, it probably starts when a troll hits 7 sweeps.So yeah, my money is on 7 sweeps (15 years) is the age that the first filial pail must be filled to supply genetic material for the drone.If you're still a virgin at 15, you die.
>>150978156If you don't pail for awhile do you gush out more genetic material or does it just make your globes sore?Asking for a Moirail.
>>150978224Makes sense for an initial collection, and it would make sense that they would be required to fill one annually every year after that. I wonder if it's same for the adults that go out to war? I'm guessing they'd have to leave alternia at 8 or 9 sweeps.
>>150978310We've been told in Hiveswap, trolls leave Alternia when they are 9 sweeps old.So I would guess that they do 2 or 3 collections from each troll before they are shipped off.We have absolutely no idea how/if adult trolls contribute genetic material or not, but I feel like it would be strange if they didn't and would make it hard to realistically maintain a stable troll population (such a short reproductive window is just highly untenable).
So many purples, we're at risk of a Grimaldi Cascade.
>>150978333>yfw you're in charge of the ship delivering jizz home from the warfront
>>150978356probably one of the nicer jobs to have as a non-highblood tbqh
Found my old trollsona from a long time ago so I thought I'd force someone else to look at him for me
>>150978356>The Pailsman.
>>150978369purple blood, ooh. So close. so close. I refuse to be a gamzee sympathizer
>>150978372Leaked sollux descendant?
>>150978367You look like you're going to tell me not to go to the Education Facility tomorrow man.
>>150978333>>150978363They'd need people out on the front to manage the logistics of all that jizz too. Imagine being in charge of organizing the pail filling schedules of a few dozen or hundred soldiers.Fuck wait it would be near impossible to maintain consistent quadrants out in a warzone I can't imaging they use that breeding social structure out in a warzone. Does Hiveswap tell us how well they do out in the war?
Jade is best
>>150977999The signless really died for nothing
>>150978405Nope. Adult troll society is basically a black-box in the sense that we have absolutely no idea how it works other than that they're constantly going on conquests of other planets (and also that this was not always the case, adult trolls leaving the planet was a direct result of an attempted uprising against the Condesce).Hell, even the conquests thing might not be true, frankly we hear that from the children left behind, the whole 'constant warfare' thing might be an exaggeration and it's like 90 percent mining and resource collection missions with wars only happening when they actually find a race worth fighting.
one davejade before i leave for work!!! :)
>>150976630Nice
I don't think I can stomach reading the rest of Candy, this shit is unbearable.
>>150978597I like Johns downward spiral in it. The world around him is getting shittier and more fanfictiony and its fucking him up, its great.
>>150978597>>150978641uh, homestuck IS a comedy...right?
>>150978597Where are you rn?
>>150978653The epilogues are more of a black comedy. There are still jokes sometimes but you're more supposed to laugh at the fucked up ways the new narrators are ruining their lives.
>>150978393Sollux What-If they lived to 9 Sweeps.
>>150978597I listened to some chump on Youtube give a synopsis on the Epilogues. The big twist of John realizing that all of his friends are acting like dumb NPCs isn't because he made the wrong choice but actually that this is the natural result of miserable, gay teenagers growing up to become miserable, gay adults. I thought that was pretty interesting. Then I realized that all this was predicated on the Epilogues being shit on purpose. Then I became angry. I'm not fourteen years old anymore. I can't trudge through miles of slop just for a nugget of meta narrative bullshit.
>>150977327link this tierlist
>>150978654Just after teen Jade crashlands, the whole Gamzee Jane Jake section not too long before it was genuinely hard to read through.
>>150977297>>150977215>>150975014Thanks for all the kind words Anons! SAHcon is tonight at 8PM EST and i cant wait for yall to see the Prisounebound trailer for the final friday showcase.In the meantime, imma work on updating and my commission
davejade wouldn't have been a good endgame ship, i really dont like healthy wholesome chungus ships or whatever even if they're straight, it's just the straight people version of tumblr sjw ships of pure lesbians that do nothing but sit around and cutely kiss. worse even is people pretending like rosemary is "boring slop" when canon davejade would have been that but way worse. dysfunction, regret and ennui are what makes ships interesting especially in homestuck. no it doesn't have to cross the threshold of misery post-canon does but it has to be there
>>150978693I think its not shit on purpose, its just out of character on purpose. I still found it interesting to read, the dialogue reads more like hussies than anything released afterwards. It still feels like homestuck to me, and especially on a reread I dont think "man this is all so shitty on purpose" I think "man I can see how dirk/calliope is influencing the character to act shitty in this way"
>>150978753>people pretending like rosemary is "boring slop" when canon davejade would have been that but way worse.The difference is davejade is hypothetical, while we got to see rosemary be an incredibly boring couple for almost half the comic. Hell, the disfunction youre asking for is present in Jade and Davesprites relationship, and even the conversation between dave and grimbark jade
>>150978714Oh yeah that whole plot is awful but like, yeah, it's kinda supposed to be hard to read. Hang in there, it gets better
>>150978770yeah so if you like the hypothetical why would you want it to be canon? i dont understand. what's interesting and likable is that they never got together. rosemary is the opposite of boring because staying together is more dysfunctional than staying apart for them. davejade is the opposite - if they had "ended up together" it would have been boring and likable to no one. the same conflicts you say make them interestint (i agree) are ones that push them further apart rather than together and the davejade shippers in the thread are complaining about davesprite and grimbark jade "ruining davejade" when they're actually the only things that make davejade likable
>>150978789I'm still reading, but make no mistake, I don't fucking believe you.
>>150978820John has some good shit coming up. Dave also has his moments when he isnt talking to or about karkat.
>>150978820No it does get better. Candy's ending is pretty hopeful and then HS^2 is pretty much just Candy but with all the edges sanded off and HSBC is actually good
i still think dave being gay was being set up in act 5, maybe hussie didn't know how to work it into the story and channeled it into dirk
>>150978835>HSBC is actually goodok lets not go too crazy, the ART is good but they struggle writing a lot of the original cast.
>>150978039My oc, Cernun WalderPhysically weaker than other purplebloods but more imaginative and being groomed for a command position he doesn't want. He plans on bailing as soon as he can get his ship to a place he can sabotage it and fake his death. But competition among command hopefuls is different then among soldiers, less brute stubbornness and more cerebral playfulness. He isn't good at it but is certainly a new thrill, he's starting to really like it.
>>150978735I hope you see people cosplaying your trolls at SAHcon.
>flunked exam scrolling /hsg/Gentlemen. This obviously is your fault not mine. Why do you hurt me so?
>>150975440Weega wooga
>>150979168You showed up in a gimp suit you wanted this.
https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378We need more grubs anon.
IT'S ALL PURPLEBLOODS WWHAT THE FUCK?
Send inTHE CLOWNSThose happy, sappy CLOWNSSoulful by the bowlfulCLOWNS
heh
>ITT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLA5rqoNqs
>>150975440Clussy
>>150975440Alright, let's see.
Limebros... I think we're getting culled by all these purplebloods
>>150978735>tonight at 8PM ESTOof. I might have to skip /v/ The Musical.
I have no idea where to watch SAHcon and I'm only interested in Moonrunes' thing.
>>150980096https://www.youtube.com/sahcon
>>150980146Thank you, that's very nice of you.
>>150978870Somewhere around Act 2 Dave tells one of the girls that he loves John.
>>150980247it's platonic love, anon
>>150980257Possibly. They don't elaborate on it.
Hope it goes well for you Moonrunes.
Ellith or Cody? Whose armpit would you lick?
>>150980455Cody's pits would smell like grease and oil on top of sweaty boob region musk so definitely his
>>150979275Brolee grub
>>150980464Gimme
>>150980470>they tried to squash him>they couldnt
>>150980543>fetch me a bigger club so i may cull this grub!
>>150980543>Empress stabs him like King Vegeta>Knife breaks>So she just football hucks him directly into space to die>He stops acceleration through sheer power and crash lands back down without them knowing
>>150980743Condesce would been too far away conquering to get the news until the Vast Glub itself has her backtracking.Grand Highblood (Murderer Honkhonk) would be the one losing his shit over it first.
>Random Pesterchum chat pops up>Guy goes 'Ugh, a lowblood'>He disconnectsFucking rude.
>>150977215god damn it i missed so much stuff!!! Cody looks so hot. I want him >w<i still didnt read space days and still in the begining of PB, is Cody Sadistic? that would be interesting.
>>150977215>oh my you are ugly!It's over. Coleslaw has been put down from the start.>that EllithThere's a non-zero chance she's not wearing anything under that. There's an equal chance that it's a school swimsuit.>no scars on Skye's stomachShe hasn't even tried the thrill of trying not to spill your own guts while your stomach spasms from adrenaline.>that trollsonaVery close to being good, but it's gross.
>>150977768zzz... not yet. maybe on the weekends when i will be free.
A cool day, a cuppa, and a let's read homestuck playlist loaded up. What's better than this. I might even take requests later
>>150978796It's less actually about Davejade and more what Davejade represents. It's an emblem of what they see as the uncomplicated, no strings attached, wholesome YA Homestuck they were convinced existed in Acts 1-4, where the cool knight gets the manic pixie dream girl in the end, cause obviously he would. Before Hussie was corrupted by cynicism/SJWs/his bitch girlfriend/Majestic 12/whatever explanation they need to rationalize why they mistook where the story was going.
They should have made a "real-time" rerelease
>>150981317Honestly would have been hype. There's no other feeling then an upd8 hitting and everyone freaking out.
>>150981317JOJO FRIDAYS XD
>>150981297wow it's almost like we expected the comic BASED AFTER FUCKING EARTHBOUND to have similar themes and some heartwarm moments like bringing Paula home; wow yeah Dave and Jade would be cute hugging at the end! what a great feeling!wait, what do you mean dog di-
>>150981317Making noobs wait for the entire hiatus would be hilarious in a Twin Peaks "see you in 20 years!" kind of way
>>150981368See what I mean? People took that shit at face value the same way they took a lot of Sburb's stuff at face value to the point you have people thinking Rose not playing the rain was an oversight or untied thread.
>>150981428wow almost like he set up a completely different story than what it became in later Act 5 and all of 6, damn man you really nailed it, Hussie is a profound genius and not a shit writer who is obsessed with subversion and anticlimax and completely lost his own plots
>>150981461Yes, you are demonstrating my precise point. Maybe a little too well, people might think I'm replying to myself, so tone it down maybe?
>>150981503anon, nobody wanted the garbage he ended up selling, they wanted Dave and Jade and not dog dicks and rapist fathers
>>150981523Yes, that is what I'm saying. Thank you. That is exactly the divide as I described.
>>150981336Apparently there's a mod for UHC doing exactly that
If only
I always took it as snapshot in time. The grunge and edgy 90s giving way to the depressed but forced-cheerful 00s and the relentlessly nihilistic 10sKids these days don't realize just how fast things went to shit after the 2008 GFC For extra entertainment you could reinterpret the entirety of Homestuck as a kid living with his dad who has an underwater mortgage losing his job in the 2009 layoffs with a bunch of his friends' parents, and the rest of the comic is his psychosis trying to cope with the end of his worldThe trolls and carapacians are immigrants, and John is the most racist man alive
>>150981664>Kids these days don't realize just how fast things went to shit after the 2008 GFClol they're gonna know at quintuple strength when the next financial collapse hits in a few more years
>>150981664>spoilerNeed a fanventure of this now.
>>150974606>Jade editionWhat's the status of her doggy donger?
>>150981730TURGID and ENGORGED
>>150981664Homestuck will then in turn become a coping mechanism for extreme financial distress once again
>>150981197Not at all. If anything Cody is a masochist
>>150981730Knotted deep inside Rose. Again.
>>150981795>Jade's knot is clearly enormous>Rose isn't all that big>Which means the knotting lasts HOURS AND HOURS with no way to get it out
>>150981835jesus that is a weird Mom face
>>150981795>RoseBoring. That's the most standard, typical option. What about people like John who need to be put in their place properly?
>>150981835Mom Lalonde don't listen to him.A real Big Schnozz Lover is here for you.
>>150981868because knotting girls and impregnating them is way way hotter
>>150981878Jade would find a way to impregnate anyone and everyone, even if it's not normally possible.
>>150981891no sorry I want biological girls to get pregnant from a futa cock, not interested
>>150981906I don't care, you're boring as shit.
>>150981910Krill yourself glub glub
>>150981910listen, you want gay men to take a dog cock up their shit-filled ass, I want a dog cock to lock inside a vagina and impregnate it with new life
Just discovered this is a thing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl5x8jpiOsg
>>150981970oops, that's the trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQszKkN6Jb0
>>150981970Hows life under that rock going?
>>150981970Yes and the full pilot is out
>>150981970>>150981989have you been in a north korean prison or something?
can next OP be dedicated to roxy...
>>150981970welcome to the club
>>150981937>Threads have been ruined by boring vanilla shitI fucking hate newfags.
>>150981992>>150982004In fairness, I only started reading Homestuck this week.Tried to get into it once like 10 years ago, but it didn't stick for some reason.
>>150982026A lot of people would take objection to a massive glowing green dog dick on a human woman as vanilla content
>>150982006I shall create the new thread once this one is archivedI shall use Roxy Lalonde as the OP imageThis has been decreed by Me, the next OP
>>150982037the pilot is the entire reason we're out of hell
Let's wrap this up by doing something fun, spin this, and post the current song you are listening to or the last song you listened to https://spinthewheel.app/homestuck-charactersthe song is yours and a random troll's song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGdLNbIc2ZALatula PyropeHell yeah.
>>150982079ty!!!!!
>>150982094>that inconsistent line thicknessPutrid. Do not share this filth.
>>150975440Alright, we're at the death point, let's make a tally of this nightmare session. We have-> 2 Aradias> 2 Tavroses> 3 Solluxes> 4 Nepetas> 5 Kanayas> 5 Terezis> 6 Vriskas> 2 Equiuses> 6 Gamzees> 3 Eridans > 0 Feferis > 2 Limes> 1 Karkats> 0 Empresses 6 Gamzees and 6 Vriskas. God save you all.
>>150982108Oh, so *that's* why those anons love Roxy.
>>150982099>feferihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8IGkLWmf4Eokay
>>150982094Yeah I guessed it might be something like that.
>>150982119any of my cobros wanna link up? what we getting into tonight
>>150982099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDqpar6XchEThis would be cute to sing together
>>150982119That many gamzees will cancel itself out, we´ll be fine.The single Karkats gonna have a aneurysm however.
>>150982077I'm not sure why he considers it vanilla, when I want Jade to have no self-control and ends up impregnating literally thousands of women, birthing an entirely new race of futa/females with dog god powers that causes planetary strife
>>150975440I haven't rolled on a thread in years
>>150982155I'm going to have to make a "this is fine" image with a fantroll aren't I
>>150982119>4 Nepetas>5 Terezis>1 KarkatHe will not survive the winter
>>150982173hey at least you have 2 other limes and Karkat to hide behind>>150982185jesus fucking christ I didn't even realize it'd be 5-on-1, pure doom
>>150982185With that many cats piled on him he´ll get through winter quite well.
>>150982119>6 vriskasAlright why is no one remarking on this bullshit that's 8 too many
>>150982291If anything they demand 2 more.
>>150975440alright I'll give it a roll for the good ol' days
>>150981789Hm Interesting!
I bet Cody is a fuck machine
>>150982441100% has a freakishly huge clit he can't stop playing with
>>150982099>Nepetahttps://youtu.be/FQStbwNCl2YI don't know how to feel about this. Not exactly a Nepeta song.
Cody will fix all of the miserable women in his life with a bumpy strap, trust ze process
>>150982456CRYSTAL CASTLES MENTIONED
>>150982454it's huge and engorged because he can't stop edging himself, once someone comes along and releases his pent up orgasm energy he'll be forever changed
>>150982476>Crystal Castles>One of the last tracks Buzenkai ever madegod that still depresses me
>>150982483no worse its already naturally WAY too big to begin with, and Cody pumps it so much and edges it too often so now it's even bigger, like clitoral priapism, just a fat angry red marble
>>150982476I also have a Fear and hunger termina version is any one is wondering
>>150982119>>150982149you are forgetting that one gamzee in particular is a fucking mutant >>150977999 all bets are off the table
>>150982525>fat angry red marbleI can only get so erect
>>150982551Like, big and fat enough he needs to wear padding to not get it rubbed raw because it just bulges out way too far from the hood, big enough he has trouble pissing
>>150982546Either a useless reject or an invincible ubertroll.
>>150982592A great big purple Hulk that honks
>>150982607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-aycPCg-cI
>>150982551>>150982573Only a ftm could have /hsg/ horny for pussy
>>150982619to this day i have not consumed an ounce of octopimp contenti intend to keep it that way
>>150982621I'm just rock-hard at the idea of a reverse trap with a giant clit
>>150982592>invincible ubertroll>on top of gamzee already being thisI'll see you guys in the scratch
>>150982655You don't fuck with no comic dubs, no 50% off no nothing????
>>150982655me either, it's weird seeing his name pass by on twitch and remembering how many are out there who are former alumni>>150982673not him but giving actual voices to the characters is vile and ruins how I always heard them in my heads
>>150975440Fuck it. Let us see.
We did itWe have an insane clown posse
>>150982689>Mr President, another clown has hit the threads.
>ANOTHER goddam gamzeefucking gamzees, how do they work?
>>150982673Fuck no. I never want to hear someone voice act any part of Homestuck. Every time I heard some, I immediately cringed and closed the tab. I don't want to hear anyone's headcanon voices. I don't want to hear ANY voices, actually. I used to have headcanon voices for the characters, but I gave up on that a LONG time ago.
>>150982725Would you rather have more Vriska clones?
>>150982746With that much iron in the fire we could start a steel mill
>>150982746Uhhhhhhh maybe?
>>150982725The Gamzees keep getting cut in half during Game Over and Masterpiece, turning one clown into two.Thats right. Fuckin Clown Hydra.
>>150982754*trips and they all tumble down a storm drain
>>150982754can anyone here watch the vrislings for me?>>150982794NOOOO
>>150982794>>150982830You know they will grow bigger down there and become a actual problem, right.
it feels like these threads are moving really fast for some reason
>>150982099https://youtu.be/lbqmWtfb-pM?si=icfqTSKKuGXnC1ldwhat does this mean chat
>>150982861There's a Vriskommunity in the sewers, man...
>>150982900Its been really bad for the local bronzeblood population, they keep getting preyed on down there.
>>150982900>We all float down here, ::::)
>>150982099Huh, not the Serket I wanted, but sure, what the hell.https://youtu.be/sONL6QUMR9E?si=92Phr3PygB7LIqfp
>>150982525huge clits sound super painful to have, i internally snicker every time i see pumped/testofucked clits that looks like there's an inflamed horn at the top of the pussy instead of a cute pearl
uh.... I'm sure it's just a coincidencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ
>>150982984>troll women have uniquely shaped clits Does the carpet match the drapes?
>>150975440Behold I'll save this unbalanced caste system!
>>150983141Chin up, at least you aren't cull on sight like some of us
Wheres the new fucking thread, we're on page 10 already and nobody has thought to make one
>>150983163We don't cull rustbloods on sight hereWe rape them
>>150983221What do you think culling is?
>>150983198Oh shit, I'll bake then.
>>150983198Shh, let's just slip into the abyss quietly
No new thread until the PB trailer drops at sahcon
Move your asses.>>150983324>>150983324>>150983324
>>150983288Hi I'm abyss
