Anyone else like the joke of a boy having a crush on a grown ass woman?
>>150980137Kys
You niggas are insufferable
Only when its unreciprocated, in that case both it and its opposite sex version are funny. Bob's burgers actually does both and the men in the show all just go "uuh, no," to Tina hitting on them.
>>150980220>Only when its unreciprocated...by the younger party
>>150980167Cheer up fagboy
Y'all motherfuckers act like you ain't never fucked a teacher before
>>150980137Only when the characters are actually attractive. Your pic looks like Muppets that came to life.
>>150980267I wish
>>150980267I haven’t, but I understand the appeal. Anyone who doesn’t simply doesn’t have the life experience to be human.
>>150980137Only if it isn't a joke.
>>150980246Take your own advice bitch, you're fapping to fucking BOB'S BURGERS ART>>15098137295% of my teachers were old and wrinkly
>>150981965>had a crush on my 11th grade math teacher>a few months ago, search her name online to see if she has any hot pics>mfw I only find news articles about how she got stabbed by a homeless man while she was pregnant with her second kid
>>150980137Depends on how old the guy is. If he's under the age of 18, then I find it gross. If he's 18 or a little older with a woman in her late 30s or early 40s, then I'm sold. There's just something hot about it and I don't know why.
>>150981965>95% of my teachers were old and wrinklyThat's what gave me the fetish>>150982016Was she hot?
>>150982081Yeah, she was pretty hot. Slightly curvy with a nice smile. She was pretty laid back too, and she had these cute little scolding reactions when people in class used to say goofy shit.I wonder how she's doing now. I know the stabbing didn't do too much lasting damage. Maybe I'll look her up to see if she's posted any hot pics since she got out of the hospital.
No, just more info on the stabbing. The baby's doing fine though.
>>150982158>I wonder how she's doing now.Oh I thought she died. Well the baby is dead for sure.
Young pervs are appreciated
>>150980220Yeah. It's just a normal part of growing up.
>>150980267A teacher no, but I’ve fucked a doctor, before.
>>150982965Anal doctor?
>>150980137Only when it's reciprocated.
>>150983339Only when he's older, but still neat.
>>150983354Maybe not only, but there is a cuteness to the girl realizing she effectively blinked and the boy grew up.
>>150980137This is the moment a boy becomes a man
Nice
>>150980137Yes, but I was not aware Gene liked women.Its been a minute since I watched Bob's.
>>150980137joke?
>>150980137>another stealth ss thread instead of just making a dedicated one
>>150986204Last time we made a dedicated one it got deleted.
>>150980267I had the hottest teacher for AP Chemistry, she was a shortstack guidette in her mid 20s with a tight butt and a big rack. She'd wear low-cut shirts and we also had these ceiling-mounted mirrors for some reason (you'd be able to fold them down into the room and back up), so you'd be able to see those perfect round breasts from above FUAAAARRRRRRKKKKKK.Too bad I had no rizz and couldn't pull. I bet she fucked at least one student.
>>150986414> big tiddy shortstack teacherSounds DIVINE. Would at least put some socks in my pants and get her to see
>>150986414>Too bad I had no rizz and couldn't pull. I bet she fucked at least one student.Not everyone should watch a lot of porn.
>>150982853"Betty Crocker bakes caaaakes."
>>150980267A baby sitter, yes
>>150986899Stan has never been so proud
>>150986235maybe try actually posting in it?
>>150988440Dumbass, it didn't die, it was DELETED. By the jannies.
>>150986408Wendy's definitely not allowed within 100 feet of a school.
Is having sex with a grown woman as a young lad actually a traumatizing experience? I never did so I wouldn't know but I don't really buy it, people saying "their lives will be RUINED, they'll be souless husks from being GROOMED" I think younger me would be stoked.
>>150989942Literally no one here has experienced that.
>>150990043Surely someone has
shota boys are built 4 milfs
>>150990283They're built for all older girls, because all older girls will eventually become MILFs thanks to them.
>>150980137Do they fuck?
>>150992324If you want them to.
>>150985910Is it gay to get a handjob from a male ventriloquist if it's a female puppet that's blowing you? Or do we just chalk that up as a threesome?
>>150980267I never had a hot teacher growing up so I wouldn't know. At the same time I've met many people who claimed, and a few who did prove, that they fucked teachers in high school and they seemed perfectly fine. All of the girls I've meet who have admitted to fucking a teacher though in high school where all insane, either because they where legit groomed and scared for life or because they where insane queen bees doing it for clout and perks.
>>150994039Hell yeahhttps://files.catbox.moe/ow77ai.jpg
Well hello there, little boyBe a palWon't you help a congenial gal?Don't give a mind if my antenna sticks outI'm just your average evil Martian who's come down for a prowlhttps://youtu.be/9Gr4h6CF6nc
>>150989892It's crazy how little R34 there is of Linda and Stephanie compared to Paula.
being sexually abused by teenage and adult women as a child completely fucks you up for life
Shotaniggers deserve death.
>>150998758Wanna talk about it, anon?
>>150989942I only wished that my junk was fully able to be used and I felt the whole experience instead of feeling confused
>>150994169No one believes you know these people.