If you're a grown adult who still likes kids cartoons, you can literally just become a parent and enjoy it all over again.Be based: procreate.
>>150986288Kids, in this economy? Also women and relatives are cunts.
>>150986298People have had kids throughout history when things were much worse, stop using it as an excuse.
Thank you OP! Will be watching this
>>150986324So, this is a free world.
One side of my family's bloodline has the trend of giving birth to kids who have autism, including full blown retardation. I was lucky in that I got high functioning autism and not needing lifetime assistance like several relatives have had to.Seeing how it passed multiple times down I cannot keep that gene going and eventually have it down to someone else by reproducing in sound mind
>>150986288I have bad genetics. but my sister had kids so it's ok
>>150986324That's actually just it. The birthrate doesn't depend on how good or bad things are getting nearly as much as they depend on whether or not things are getting better or worse.The baby boom we attribute to post-WWII started in the late 30s before we even entered it because the New Deal Programs made people feel like the kids would be growing up in a better world than what was currently going on.You don't have to make shit good to make a birthrate go up, you literally just have to make it better than the current state of affairs to make people more optimistic about the future.
>>150986288How can I have kids with no wife or girlfriend?
>>150986288Why did 4chan users start larping as breeders?
>>150986674Every world leader is currently panicking over birthrates. We've reached a point where a major global demographic collapse is inevitable, which is bad because>Aging population>Mass downscale in consumptionBasically, whatever they do. They'll have to face the reality of "line go down". Particularly when the only solutions are shit like>Universal healthcare in the US>enforcing worker's rights in East AsiaAnd generally all that other stuff that would make line go down and not up fast enough.Anons are concern trolling since it's funny
>>150986288Finding a virtuous woman is the hard part.
>>150986674It's the spirit of Shinzo Abe, he must've taken the wrong astral bridge to the material plane. Tell OP 2ch is that way.
>>150986777>>enforcing worker's rights in East AsiaI'm 99% sure that's impossible without a massive uprising in China.
>>150986777>text wall>concern trollingThe Anons will replace the normalfags.It's simple math: we will have 4+ kids, while they have 1.5.It doesn't matter what bureaucrats in the capital think. Getting married and raising kids is an absolute good regardless.
I know! I mentioned this on /ck/ of all places a few years ago when my son was into Legos. I would play with him a while and people just thought I was being a good dad… but I just wanted to play with Legos outside on a nice, sunny day. >>150986298Bro, I'm one of those extreme couponer people to the point that the manager at once store, who had to run the till that morning because his cashier was running late, specifically commented that what I do shouldn't be allowed but there's nothing he can do about it. I took ten boxes of Rice•A•Roni, two pounds of sprouted, organic, superfirm tofu, a loaf of bread, two spaghetti squashes, nearly 15lbs of imitation crab meat (we like it, fuck you) and 8 pots of Fage yoghurt, some shitty energy drink and a dozen eggs. I paid $19.12 and got a rebate on the eggs for $2.50 back. The rice, drink, eggs and yogurt were free (rice was $1/box, I had ten 50¢ off paper coupons and they double paper coupons = free, the yoghurt was four for $4 and I had eight $1 off coupons = free, I had grocery rewards for free eggs and the drink was a Sample Saturday coupon). Other coupons and deals were used to get the other stuff.Anyway, without that skill, I'm not sure we could afford kids.
>>150987906>$19.12Oops. Typo $20.12.
>>150986288you can also just watch Cartoons anyway.
>>150986409>>You don't have to make shit good to make a birthrate go up, you literally just have to make it better than the current state of affairs to make people more optimistic about the future.Yeah nah that sounds like communism.
Naw, give me something worth a damn for them to live for. Not going to put my kids through hell on Earth because you want slave labor. Kill yourself, today please.
If I had kids and raised them up on the cartoons I loved as a kid, they would be bullied relentlessly because all of their peers are watching brain melting algoslop.I know nobody is every really "ready" to be a parent, but I legitimately do not know how people raise their kids to not be retarded little gremlins without sheltering them into adulthood like Jehovah's Witnesses.
>>150986288Thanks for the reminder, friend!
>>150986370Find the most neurotypical broad you can, it should even out. Silicon Valley is full of retarded kids because both parents were intelligent spergs, and something flipped.
>>150986298You're also a cunt yourself, anon
>>150990889Whenever I want
>>150986298>Kids, in this economy?afghanis living in literal shit huts have kids, you have no excuse
>>150986288>implying grown adult fans can and will ever breedlollmaokek
>>150986288>spreading my autism and OCD DNA any furtherLmfao, ill adopt thanks
>>150986324>>150991645>dood just force your kid to live like absolute shit lmao surely nothing can go wrong """parents""" are cunts
>>150986409not really truenordic europe has had extremely low birthrates for decades now, despite being the most socialist and feminist western democracies, and have low income inequality to boot birthrates decline when women are given options, because they will always choose to act like a 21 year old as long as they possibly can
>>150986288Liberal left politics are a disease.
>>150986288Never.
>>150986288I've been trying to get a girlfriend for 25 years
>listen son it know it seems wrong for me to sire you just in time to get drafted and have your kneecaps shot off by a chinese machine gun drone, but you have to understand, I really wanted to watch that Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon from the 90s again. Not the Sally one, the good one.
>>150992598>implying a Sonic autist would ever have a family of it’s own
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>>150992641the autists prefer SatAM.
>>150986298>"muh economy"Isn't it funny that only Whites and palest Asians worry about this? Arabs, blacks, indians, and latinxes never think about this.
>>150993553>ever notice how only three digit IQ people careyes
>>150990889
>>150986288I've tried. I don't even wear condoms anymore. Either only infertile women like me or I am sterile. Or both.
