Funny
>>150987752I'd marry Mr. Wolf in a wedding dress.
>>150987752No it isn't. Its gay.
Should've been Kitty
>>150987752The height chart behind them makes no sense.
>>150987752Me on the right
I'm not gay but my heart thumps a little when I look at Mr. Wolf.
>>150987752me to the left
>>150988415It's not gay if it's Wolfie
>>150987796It's gay AND funny.
>NO BULGEpass
>>150989930Its a little gay. But hey, he's a handsome man.
>>150991000CARLOS!
>>150989930I want to kiss his bruises and tell him he can crash at my place.
>>150987796>The only straight canon couple of the last 10 years>”Gay”
>>150991958>implying snake doesn't get to come over for some bro-time with Wolf
>>150991968>implying Snake would cheat on Doom
>>150987910She would never wear a dress
>>150987910Marrying Diane? Yes
>>150991958>furry>straightlmao
>>150992128>a man and a woman dating isn't straightretard lol
>>150992112To Wolf? I don't think she's technically able to officiate weddings anon, Wolf and Diane would be better off having Shark do it
>>150992252feigning ignorance isn’t the play you think it is
>>150987752>Faggot crap designed to pozz even more generations of crap, featuring two animal leads as racial minorites
>>150992332Are you implying a man and a woman getting together is somehow gay?
>>150992484why are you leaving out an incredibly important detail?
>>150992265Your post makes no sense
>>150992556Because it's not nearly as important as you think it is
>>150992579Why, you need the room for twitter screencap threads and e-celeb drama?
>>150992624I'd rather discuss how shitty Kingdom Hearts is.
>>150992579>>150992624>>150992649I THINK KINGDOM HEARTS SUCKS
>>150992579No one, not even other furries, wants to talk about their children’s movie that I guess TECHNICALLY didn’t flop (still made less than the first one), so they came here
>>150992649
Wait, are the bad guys actually supposed to be an allegory for minorities?>look up movie>frog directorOkay yeah, OP can fuck off
And there he goes deleting his own posts again. Thanks for the bumps I guess. >>150992756Not really, that guy's just a schizo obsessed with Bad Guys threads.
>Diane and Kitty
>>150992878Heh, true.
>>150992878Diane ISN'T ugly!
>>150992580>Because it's not nearly as important as you think it isThe past decade and a half says otherwise, femcel.
>>150993301Don't project your autogynephilia on me, thanks
>>150993400>autogynephiliahttps://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8
>>150987752Imagine a woman pimping out her faggot husband to other men, locking his dick, and only letting him cum inside her pussy.
>>150992083There was literally a deleted scene where she was going to.
>>150993732Nigger what the hell
>>150992265I could see Shark as being an ordained minister for some questionable Church Inc. and got certified through the mail.
>>150993817Wait that'd mean if nobody objected then Shark could've actually, accidentally married that dude to Mr. Wolf. Kek
>>150993750I want to say our vows into her ass
>>150993750They could have given us a quick scene or shot of her in the dress trying to act girly and then go "yeah this'll never work"
>>150993942>You may now kiss the bride's butt
I wish I could be her husband.
>>150994472Same. She's irresistible.
>>150993750God imagine if we had that in the movie
>>150994614
>>150993732Is husband gay in this scenario? Because that's the only way "only lets him cum inside her pussy" part worksIf he was straight "only" would not work because he would actually want to cum inside her pussy. Anyway my dick twitched
>>150995058Nigga u gay
>>150993732no, i don't think i will
>>150987752If Wolf was a girly femboy, maybe this would feel less gay. A regular guy crossdressing like this while a woman wears a suit comes off very homosexual to me. I hate it.>>150987910Agreed.
>>150992683>their children’s movie that I guess TECHNICALLY didn’t flopi'm proud of you for finally admitting this anon.many anons with "i hate [x]" autistic hyperfixations would've been willfully ignorant of the actual numbers for years.
>>150995281Femboys are still gay.
>>150995281>If Wolf was a girly femboy, maybe this would feel less gay.I mean, in the movies he kind of is. OP's art seems to be exaggerating his build a lot.
>>150995944That's not girly, that's scrawny.
>>150995944The OP pic also doesn't do Diane's hips justice.
>>150995972>That's not girly, that's scrawny.Ah yes, the classic girly-man cope.
>>150995944Diane is a master martial artist and she's training Wolf because she wants him to be able to protect himself better. Calling Mr. Wolf a "femboy" is a Elongated Man level of stretch. If anything he's a parody of the suave masculine cliche while also playing it straight most of the time, modeled after characters like James Bond and Danny Ocean. The subversion happens when he makes mistakes and ends up getting embarassed, which is where the influence from Lupin comes in. Even in the scene where he has to disguise himself as the bridge at a wedding he still manages to keep his cool and he ends up winning rather than being humiliated though, and that's the major takeaway from his character. He's cool when he's in control, and losing control of a situation is when he gets embarassed. There's nothing "femboy" about a male character who's 6' 2", drives a muscle car and wears tailored suits.
>>150995888riddle me this then: what about a femboy who is sexually attracted to women? is he gay, too?
>>150996186Normalized "cool hip straight guy is put in a dress/feminized with a masculine generic kungfu girl boss as his girflriend" is so fucking generic and done so much it's now a stereotype .No one finds it funny.No one thinks it's suprisingNo one thinks it's a "subversion of the trope"Everyone expects it to happen and no one is surprised or amused. Because no one is ALLOWED to be amused or surprised by it. They take it as a statement of fact and are disgusted by it but can't laugh at it or express anger so their just put off by it and actively avoid it. It's litterally a humilation ritual and attempted normalization of homosexuality pushed exclusively by american media.The problem is that there are enough examples for people to be able to look and compare notes and openly state they dislike it and why and not be publically shamed by people in power and in high places so they will accept it.
>>150996606Yeah.
>>150996613>cool hip straight guy is put in a dress/feminized with a masculine generic kungfu girl boss as his girflriend" is so fucking generic and done so much it's now a stereotype .Name ten examples.
>>150995944I bet you could pick him up and have him ride you without breaking a sweat.
>>150996927He's so skinny I'd worry about being too rough with him
I wanna hug Mr. Wolf.
>>150997465You along with every other Bad Guys fan
>>150997679He just seems like he needs one. And I bet he smells good.
>>150998150I wanna sniff his pits
Kitty.
>>150998527kek
>>150996627anon i think you might just want to fuck feminine-looking men
>>150999192Don't project
>>150997679He isn't just a good boy, he's a good man.
>tfw sleepy but I know this thread will probably be gone by the time I wake up tomorrow
>>151001222all this talk about hugging Mr. Wolf when Kitty arguably needed it the most. too late, i suppose.
>>151001328I want to hug Kitty. She clearly needed more affection and positive affirmation.
>>151001222>only ONE crossover pic with Tai Lungoh come on
>>150995058>Is husband gay in this scenario?What do you think faggot means? In that context, I meant bi where the wife rents out her husband's butthole to other men but claims exclusive access to his cock.
>>150995254Yeah, but not all gay guys have femdom fetishes like me
>>150993732I'm all in for forced bisexuality!
>>151001328Kitty 100% needed more hugs.
>>150999554A Good Guy, if you will.
>>150987752IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!>>150987796It's funny AND gay. Welcome aboard, tourist.>>150987910>>150992083>>150993750Yeah that doesn't work for her at all, lol.
>>151002964>>151002995>>151003015So what you're saying is, Kingdom Hearts sucks?
>>151003049Congrats you finally resisted the bait. Hurry up and delete your shit again now, the adults are trying to have a conversation.
>>151002987>Yeah that doesn't work for her at all, lol.She looks pretty to me.
>>151003128Write some paragraphs about it, bitch boy.
>>151003118She IS pretty, I'm just saying that she would NOT wear a wedding dress like that for her own wedding. For a covert operation, yes.
>>151003150You might be right but I'm gonna try to convince her to let that girly side out a little more all the same.
>>150993732Very good fanfic idea with them
He makes it VERY hard to be straight.
>>150993732fuck I'm hard rn hhhhnnghhhh
>>151003555Get soft right now
>>151003788No
>>151003801No boners allowed
>>151001222>picIs her shirt just open? Is she not wearing a bra?
>Hey c'mon, Wolf wants to have a kissing competition. I know, I know. But we could really use your judgement on who kisses better...
