ITT: characters who would be incredible shitposters
imagine his dedication..
He'd shitpost himself right into prison. He'd be the white Thaddeus McMichael.
>>150994290Oops, I forgot the pic. Bugs would never go to prison.
Legendarily incoherent shitposter
>>150994137India is a superpower saar.
>>150994137Bugs would be fucking incredible because he wouldn't give a single shit. He'd be stirring up shit in one thread acting as an ultra right-wing nationalist, in the next he'd pretend to be an ESL, in the next he'd argue in bad faith about controversial /co/-related topics, and then in another he'd actually argue genuine points but not believe a single one of them. Hell he'd probably even argue opposing positions in the same thread just to piss everyone on all sides off while laughing at them taking it seriously. Just full on no-fucks-given classic trolling.
she totally would
MEMES
>>150996270And he would post his nudes on /trash/ pretending to be someone else posting them
>>150994137 >shitposts anonymously>ends almost every argument with some way of insulting anon’s mother>thinks he’s a genius whom nobody can spot>reported for signature use 109 times, never banned
>>150994137considering his arc in the books, he'd naturally end up here
>>150997207Did this but posted on /b/ and /gif/.Loooooot of hilarious BBC trolling.And I might have started a porn genre....
>>150994290What's Thad up to now? Heard he got out and he's living with his dad.
>>150997880Daffy...
Bugs is the kind of dude who could shitpost so hard that it might actually get someone killed
>>150998127oh yeah he'd absolutely would drive people to do fucked up shit for sure.
>>150994137>>150996270S-Tier. Never banned. The Jannies fear him.>>150995082100% Schizoposting and endless angry replies when he is shown up. Banned for spam.>>150996852Wax philosophical when the topic is shit like "should the simpsons have ended 10 years ago" or "which jar should rainbow dash be put in". Banned for ""low quality posts"" from those too stupid to understand him.>>150996861First to call OP a faggot and always the one to point out the faggotry in threads. Banned for posting NSFW on blueboards (usually goatsy)>>150997784Derails threads. If the thread doesn't derail he malds and tries another thread. Ban evasion.
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>>150998127I mean his shorts were actually shitposting hard until his victim gets killed
you know he would.
I'm torn between her being a ban evader or never being banned.
>>150998464he’d be dead serious the whole time he’s schizoposting but nobody would take him seriously
>>150998477How many people did Bugs actually get killed? I think he probably killed that opera singer, but I'm not sure about any other kills on his record.
Max more so but Sam wouldn't be above doing it.
Bugs didn't even give a fuck that he just destroyed an entire band shell, probably killing the entire orchestra, then just finished the singer off with a boulder like it was nothing. Bugs didn't even work up a sweat brutally massacring his victims. Just an absolute savage. Jannies wouldn't stand a chance against Bugs' shitposting.
>>150998573>Brown people>In my threads
>>150998825>you can shut up now.
>>150998844Nigger.
>>150996194removing him over some nothingburger documentary is one of the worst things modern simpsons has ever done
>>150999371notice how nobody gives two shits about Willy despite him being a racist caricature?
>>150994137>LISTEN here SONNY .....> cased "ammunition" is a DAMN GIMMICK> if you cant handle a dragoon.... GET OFF THE HORS!!!!>------------------------------------------ >Aloysius Bartholomew "Yosemite" Sam>US ARMY 1846 -48, ACSA 1862 -65>"I know, lets have a spelling bee!" :laughingcowboy:>badassflamingskull.jpg
>>150996270Ain't he a stinkah?
>>150996270Bugs is the kind of guy that would make a single post at the start of the thread that was butt-fuckingly retarded, leave the thread, and check the archives a week later to see how mad he made people.
>>151002590I do this
>>150998475OP said shitposters not schizoposters
>>150998475Schizoposting like Daffy, however does not get angry and instead ramps up the insanity. Banned for botted replies.>>150998587Always lurks, only replies to point out glowies in the thread or to 'correct' people when his interests come up. If ever banned, it'd be for posting conspiracies outside of /pol/ or /x/. This man is your ally.>>150998630Britbong poster. Absolute blight on most boards but utterly dominates /int/ and /bant/. Respects the rules enough not to be banned.>>150998501>Waits for his time to post>Posts>LeavesCarlos is too based to be banned.>>151001486First dogshit shitposter. He'd post something and get angry when nobody replies to it. Watch your average 'TrueCapitalistRadio' episode for more examples. Banned for his eventual racist crash derailing the thread.
>>150998722I can't see either of these two shitposting really. Even Max. His attention span is too short for this, he would rather spend it harassing people on twitch.
>>150994137Bugs would be the best shitposter EVER. He'd be getting into 10-way arguments with HIMSELF.
>>150994174What in the actual fuck are you talking about
>>150994174Hubba Hubba!
>>150998445I don't think she'd be a conscious shitposter, would she? Easily baited maybe
>>151004243Favela posters hate being on-topic
>>150998679Fuck this talentless hack.
>>150996789What kind of topic would she make?
>>150998475He'd have posts that end in (1/?), (2/?), etc.
>>151002702>First dogshit shitposter.Hed be a GOD on boomer forums
>>150994137Bugs would never be a shitposter because that's not how his characrer works. He only becomes a turbo asshole when other people go and constantly provoke him until he flips his switch.THIS motherfucker, on the other hand, would be a turbo shitposter spamming huge walls of text and raising a fucking stink over the tiniest shit, never shutting up and in fact, doubling and tripling down his blabbering whenever someone begged him to please stop posting.
>>151011094>He only becomes a turbo asshole when other people go and constantly provoke him until he flips his switch.Not true.
>>151011109He cannot out troll Lola Bunny because rabbits are too stupid to be shitposters.Everyone knows how stupid rabbits can be.
>>150996811Guy would try to make people mad but get super pissed when someone counterbaits him and gets banned after showing off his Lantern Ring to create a penis or something.
>>151011245Guy is the one who created the HAMBAIGAISE meme just to mock Hal Jordan.
>>151011261If someone did this to Guy he instantly becomes mindbroken and goes Red Lantern again.
>>151011094Best post ITT. Foghorn Leghorn would be an absolutely legendary shitposter.
>>151011289Booster Gold and Blue Beetle ridiculed him during one of his dates with Ice and Guy managed to control his rage because he promised Ice he would behave.He lasted enough as to make it back to the JL embassy where both were living and even Ice was impressed at how long he controlled himself. (Then Guy found out Booster and Beetle's hideout and unleashed the fury of the gods on them until Orion knocked him cold.)
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>>151011401His ass is not keeping that composure on 4chan. Though he did manage Prime Duty so maybe he can.
He even had his own shitposting arc. /thread
>>150994174What
>>151007973>It was me, Barry! I was Freehaven! I was Movie Theater Lad! I was the bot! I spammed Puddi Puddi! I started the first pony thread! I made Spinel win! I said "Chicken Jockey!"
>>151013676Nah.
>>150994174What kind of topic would he make?
>>150994137How many post does he make?
>>151005259more like oniontown posers
Tom goes full autisting anger because of Jerry's post
>>150994137He'd post incoherent babble on assorted homemade gadgets and how he'd control the world's governments only to be ignored. He then gets called a fag by one guy and dedicates the rest of his night to doxing his insulter on all possible channels.
>>150994174>>151015849He is more of a /gif/ anon, making milf and cucked husbands threads.
>>151018042>Jom and terry
>>151002582nope
