How would you end South Park?
>>151002123Poison its creators
>>151002123Release James Holmes from the loony hut and point him in the general direction of Viacom headquarters.
>>151002123Cartman rape Donald in front of little Vance and Satan. A traumatized Towelie escape during the chaos.
>>151002123Paris Hilton's biggest nerd fan is made to date Randy Marsh, who dresses in drag as her because people got tired of him playing Lorde.Stan goes drunk driving in retaliation, killing several in a hit-and-run and causing the Marshes to divorce yet again.Cartman all the while in a B-plot has bet Kyle he'll fart the biggest superfart to ever exist and has been taking all kinds of supplements to make it the most powerful. Dr. Mephesto returns to give Cartman several more asses on top of his huge ass. Mysterion tries to stop it, but it's too late.This ends in an Earth-shattering brap that causes an apocalypse and then time to rewind back to the start of humanity, and then the pilot episode. But Cartman laughs and remembers Kyle owes him money.
Honestly id just do what they are doing taking the money and making 2meta4u jokes about the franchise turning inwards and collapsing from its own bloat
>>151002680So Rick and Morty for a while?
>>151002123Trump becomes mayor of South Park after losing the presidential election to Satan, bans abortion in the town and encourages the population to have more kids to populate the Space Force
>>151002123>THIS SHOW NEEDS TO END NOW THAT THEY MADE FUN OF TRUMP
The entire town realizes that they're just paper puppets that exist to satire real world issues by exaggerating them, and they all commit mass suicide.
>>151002123Public hanging of Matt and Trey in the Beautiful Ballroom.
>>151002123End it with “you’re getting old”
Jesus and Satan fuse and kickstart the apocalypse
>>151002123All the kids have to move to different places.
>>151002123There is already an ending in the future episode. Even if Matt and Trey pass on, someone can take on after them, Southpark is a real life parody from the POV of school kids, it never end
Are they still in 4th grade? Good way to end it would be them leaving elementary school and going to middle school.
>>151003432...So Stan and Kyle die and Betsy takes over as MC?>>151003457It pains me that's never happened before
>>151002123Kenny fucking kills everyone
Retire and leave the Al Barry show to it. They roasted Matt and Trey:https://youtu.be/MpBZM3iaKRk?t=138
>>151002123With an episode making fun of Biden.
>>151002123just a regular episode but halfway through the visitors explode the earth for no reason and the rest is just silence and kenny (who miraculously survived) floating in space.
>>151004340Speaking of, why didn't they even feature him? Even Obama and Hillary got cameos and shade thrown at them
>>151002123Just stop making it.Too many creators are under the impression that every show, even gag-a-week comedies, need to build up to some kind of grand finale.Just stop making it when the creators get bored with it.
>>151002123Stan and Kyle are walking around town and they realize that things are too different now. The town has become too big, there are too many shopping centers, too many Walmarts, too many restaurants, the population is in the thousands and it's not a small town any longer. Everything is too big and too commercialized and the city has a corporate sponsor, they are getting their own baseball team next month. The rest of the town looks the same as a modern episode. PC Principle is there because the old principle retired 20 years ago. Jimbo and Ned died years ago. Barbrady retired a long time ago and South Park has a whole police department.The kids have to come to the realization that the South Park they used to love is gone now. Cut to a Beavis and Butthead style current day scene where all the kids are adults. They are now the clueless adults that follow the trends while their kids are the cynical ones commenting on things around them. >Stan became a lot like his father and is now trying to open his own Korean popup toy store and vape shop>Kyle is married to a woman that looks a lot like his mother, who dragging him to a protest against internet porn>Kenny is living in his parents old house with a drunk wife and 4 kids>Cartman is a single parent raising a spoiled little shit daughter that looks and acts exactly like himShow ends with a The Cycle Continues kind of message.
>>151002123Close up of Donald Trump's penis for 22 minutes.
Have Seth MacFarlane and the Family Guy writers write the final episode
>>151004519Contradicts Post Covid, but fuck it.
I wouldn't. I'd make one of those AI episode creators that run on prompts and let the unwashed masses create low-effort slop for the rest of eternity.
>>151004519It needs some kind of flashback to the late 70s with the main kids parents as little kids in the 4th grade getting into trouble too. Like Stand and Kyle's dads hanging with Kenny's father in a green parka, and they just got out from watching Star Wars. Then current day Stan's son has no idea what Star Wars is.
Stan kisses another girl and starts a massive shipping war in the fandom.
>>151004808I don't hate this.
>>151004817This is the way
>>151002123It should end with Liane having sex with Cartman.
>>151003254Building off of this Anon, maybe have the kids get into a new cartoon that satirizes their world. They talk about how glad they are that it's just a cartoon and that the real world will never get that ridiculous. The csrtoon in question is live action footage, a representation of how the real world got more retarded than anything Trey and Matt could come up with.
>>151005150No, killing themselves is cutting the puppet strings so they can finally be free. No more dancing around and blurting out lines to make an audience laugh. Going to their graves with their middle fingers held high, denying the audience any further entertainment. The only real possible happy ending for any fictional character.
>>151003254Kino
>>151002123Im boring so Id make a timeskip episode of 20 years into the futureYeah theyve done that before but Id make sure its clear this is the canon one
>>151002123Why doesnt he impregnate his ugly black wife?
>>151004817And that girl is Nichole.
>>151005780That would piss off Stendy shippers, Tolkole shippers and Kycole shippers.Plus, they got along in the board game epsiode, so...
Have a normal-length Halloween episode called Hell on Earth 202X (whatever year it plays) where they re-do the Satan Halloween Party. Satan kills Trump in it so they stop doing the Trump thing. Mr. Garrison dates Satan but pisses him off by cheating on him with Mr. Slave or something. The ghost of Mr. Hat is also at the Halloween party. At the end of the episode, Satan is so pissed off, he decides to start the End of Days and destroy the planet, citing all the crazy stuff that's happened since the 2020s as the reason why. He gives humanity a short period of time to prepare for the apocalypse.The actual last episode is an hour and a half-long movie. Satan decides to start the apocalypse by creating a nuclear war between the USA, led by President Garrison who won the presidency not by being Trump but by being his own usual self, and Canada. Kenny gets continuous dreams that Mr. Hat's soul is working with Satan to start the nuclear war.Kenny's parents confide in him that they are in fact Cthulhu cultists, and that Kenny's visions are real.A party of the main 4 plus Ike plus the usual South Park boys go on a road-trip from USA to Canada, encountering previous SP characters along the way ala Episode 200. Eventually they reach Canada, where the ghost of Mr. Hat is forcing the Canadian PM to start nuclear war with President Garrison. A battle breaks out between the forces of Heaven and Hell around the Canadian PM's building. Kenny dies and goes to heaven so he can play Heave vs. Hell to win the battle. Jesus fights in the battle, but they're saved by the alien TV producers who want to keep producing Earth. Mr. Garrison nukes Canada anyway, causing a nuclear apocalypse, but life goes on, proving Satan wrong about the "end" of the world.Episode ends with the main 4 waiting for the bus in a post-apocalyptic South Park with little change.
Hour long finale episode, the woodland critters rape the boys to death on screen the entire time and near the end Matt and Treys smiling faces slowly fade in superimposed over it all
>>151005810Maybe this is where the season is headed. Good job!
>>151002123easy CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
>>151002123make an episode where butters fucking dies. fuck butters i hate butters
>>151006981Butters is a peak character
>>151002123The final South Park episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Sharon will be cuckolding Randy with every single celebrity that's ever been on the show (Even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Sharon getting fucked one by one while Randy just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich while high on Tegrity Weed.The B-plot will be Cartman becoming transgender again, then kicking Kyle in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Chloe (female Cartman) kicking Kyle in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in South Park will take his side, especially the celebrity guests who are fucking Sharon.It ends with The South Park cast insulting its viewers for being such fucking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have a giant orgy right in the middle of the bus stop before vomiting all over each other and slicing their throats. Mr. Mackey pokes his head in and says "BYE M'KAY!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by Mr. Garrison right outside the South Park Elementary.The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fucked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Trey and Matt high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much they hate their lives before pulling out shotguns and blowing their fucking brains out all over the wall. Then it ends, with no credits, context or anything.It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews South Park for another 10 seasons
>>151002123Cartman becomes world leader and after a nuclear war with the crab people and israel then works with Starvin Marvin to create a utopia.He does this because he wants to be able to stop dealing with responsibilities of being a worlds leader and have fun for the rest of his life and if he could avoid doing all of that shit he would have just left everyone to slowly die out
>>151007224That's cool, but I also like the idea of killing off every character. Or making something really boring.>>151007240That could work
