Good morning, grandpa. Spooky season is in full swing, and the newspaper comics are truly terrifying today. Everywhere you look, zombie strips lumber on, unable to die...
ruin Halloween while you waitis it because he has a giant laser? no, you simpleton. you ignoramus. what does Slylock NOT see?
some serials to haunt your morning with story lines long dead...>>150908242
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>>150908262 damsels be distressingwhat I wanna know is where's Fria off to?
>>151002986this one seems a bit tricky. melt candies because of the lasers?
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>>150908276 >also, she's a telepath>cool
>>150908291next time on Dragon Ball Z: two more weeks of reactions
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>>151003013I figure it's that he's not in costume
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>>150908299 you wanted some more resolution to the previous arc? too bad. we're in Africa now.
>>151003045Doubt. Weirdlys every day clothes are odd enough to qualify as a costume on it's own. That aside, it feels like I've read this one before.
>>151003045>>151003071it's nearly that straightforward, though
reminds me of an ex
>>151002977What a miscolor in the middle panel.
>>151003127Kind of impressed that she knows the rules.
this caused me physical pain
>>151003058THE FUCK!?
>peter browses /co/
>>1510029863; Branch stub on "fishing pole"Remote-controllable lasers are a thing.Lightning from the background, Hole in the underside of boot, Hands on the middle clock, Top right rat's tail, Hair poking out of helmet, Loop on the left wirec) Chicken feed
>it's a free market, dad
sickos
I'd really be lost without these large-font signs letting me know which holiday is this week!
boo!
>>151003359Reading newspaper comics from outside the States is always kind of annoying on any holiday or season change.
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>>151003072I don't know if this is a subtle fart joke, but I will consider it as such
>>151003160Only except that applies to a different house, not a different room.
>>151003381cultural exports are the only soft power we have left
>>151003379How the fuck is this getting a show?
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>>151003392that's close enough for any toddler not named Van Helsing
>>151003415assume every newspaper comic adaptation is money laundering until it airs
>>151003367Hehe
>Lila has a Bachelor'sgrim commentary on the post-recession economy
Will the Heart of the City cartoon be good?
>>151003415The only problem with it as far as show potential goes is that it's boring and not funny. As long as someone else writes it there's no reason it wouldn't be fine.
>>151003484best-case scenario is a modern As Told By Ginger. girl-focused coming-of-age stories with a...unique art style. but again, I'd be surprised if it ever airs
I love Dethany's fits
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pretty colors
>>151003467But Macanudo is getting a show, too...>>151003494Even worse is that it's being animated by one of those canadian flash-using animation studios that made Apple & Onion and The Tom & Jerry Show, so the hope is very low that it'd even look good.
>>151002986I think they're implying the Count didn't go trick or treating because he has no candy, but that's dumb, he's a grown-ass man who could have only gone as a chaperone.
>>151003615I've been burned too many times by production announcements that I'm comfortably at the "fool me twice" stage
>>151003215Cut out the last two panels and you can take this in a different direction.
the hero's journey comes at you fast
>>151003632He also isn't wearing a costume, but I agree with your line of thinking.
>>151003673I want one
chronological order for context
>>151003192>10/26/2>Calvin & HobbesHold up.
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>>151003691pretty sure the copyright says 1995. if I pull the strips from the archives myself (i.e., classic Heart), I'll use that date. otherwise I don't bother
>>151003691>I don't know what reruns are
>>151003758He works hard for the Moai.
have a happy Halloween, everyone! more next week, but likely less spooky
>>151003668Love my tiny waifu.
>>151003631You'd think a psychic would see that question coming.(Also, ComicsKingdom still isn't using the new title panels.)
>>151003415>>151003467If it's based on the old Heart, it's because it's good. If it's based on the new Heart, then because the author is a nonbinary black woman who's probably also gay and neurodivergent or some shit.
>>151002986Here are my ideas before I give up.-Slylock didn't see them trick-or-treating-Slylock doesn't see a jacket, because it was cold-Slylock doesn't see footprints leaving from the house
>>151003631>>151003800Oh shit he brought back fortune teller maria, nice. Also these title panels have been very fun-looking so far. Loved last week's Wii one with the references.
>>151003584Guys... what's he going to feed Teena that she won't be down for dinner?
>>151003576Well, I guess we have 3 more weeks at the most.
>>151003870all plausible!no hole in Pete's bag
>>151003699Muscular No-Face looks straight out of Rule 34.
>>151003486is he dressed as Peter Griffin?
>>151003977you just know he has a deep voice, too
>>151003100lmao
thanks for this, OP.I should check in next week if you will be back. I havent heard about a bunch of these new ones
>>151003259God I fucking hate Doonesbury.The original WORDSWORDSWORDS
>>151004596It's funny because this is a behavior women never grow out of. The amount of guys broken up with because they cheated in a dream is statistically significant.
>>151004623>a biting satire on feminismHow did this get past censorship?
>>151003913she's gonna teach her how to use his glue gun properly
>>151003164Is this a "private property" pun? If not, I don't get it
>>151004818Always reminds me of Charles Schulz not liking Doonesbury >>151005147It's from 1952
>>151003342You'd have thunk that a vet in the house would lead to conflict over Garfield being a fat fuck
>>151003379I thought that was someone besides Wonka at first
>>151003467That would explain Dilbert, Baby Blues, and For Better or Worse
>>151005341Eh, Dilbert was good and the other two were OK.I don't remember any strip adaptation being downright bad save for Gaturro
>>151005301>vet in the houseI need an arc about Jon's time in Vietnam
>>151002986I just assumed it's because There's no hole in Petes bag
>>151003467Speaking of newspaper comic adaptionsFucking BALDO >>151003100 had an animated series that released this year. But it's only available on some Latino-America streaming service. Only the theme song has been released publicly: https://youtu.be/nZBG9negS-k
>>151005538So I DID manage to find a small segment of it animated but it's on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DE7oFB7KnBN/
>>151003488I want to hang this one on my wall,
>>151002998>>151003008>>151003012I remember reading this version of the Annie comics and actually enjoying this, Ended on a pretty big cliffhanger too.
>>151004818Apparently Jeff Smith (creator of Bone) was a big fan.
>>151002986A hole in the bag of the Count.
>>151005538>>151005598I recall seeing this on the Baldo FB page way back. Pretty sure it's a pilot made in the late 2000's.
>>151002986>every trick-or- treater "in the area" has a hole in their bag>Count weirdly and purple pete went trick-or-treating "in the area">every bag "in the area" except purple pete's bag had a hole in it
>>151003114Beetle and Zero can't be that old.
>>151005865Not to mention if you look up THE LASER IS RIGHT THERE!
>>151002986His convers are SPOTLESS. If he had been trick or treating for an hour there would be dust on them.
>>151003140At least the chips are packaged.
>>151003384lol
>>151003415It isn't. Said article is from 2022
>>151003437Seeing how it can take a few hours to come out of the fainted state, best bet is to just let them lie there.
>>151005928It's most likely a joke about forgetting things, and using the phrase "senior moment" beetle is college age so around18-21. But it could be a meta joke since the strip turned 75 this year and everyone would now be at least 75
>>151003551That dirty rat deserved it.
>>151003584Teena a cute!Especially when she'sbarefoot
>>151003562man, I wanna fuck that unicorn
>>151003653Sic transit gloria mundi
>>151005944But how could he operate the laser if he wasn't at home? Shylock has to prove the Count wasn't really out with Purple Pete for the last hour as he claims. My guess is it's the candle. It wouldn't have produced that amount of runoff if they'd just turned and lit it, and they wouldn't have left it lit while out.
>>151003379Wtf even is this? Like there’s no joke or anything it’s just an artist showcasing her shitty art
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (REGAL) WIFE TIER:>>151003690SLYLOCK TIER:>>151002986CHUCKLE TIER:The Argyle SweaterBeware Of ToddlerBizarroBroom-HildaCalvin And HobbesCrabgrassDennis The MenaceFar SideFor Better Or For WorseHagar The HorribleHeart Of The City (Classic)Luann (Classic)Ollie & QuentinOn The Fastrack (Sunday)PopeyeSherman's LagoonZiggyZippy The PinheadOne Big HappyCOMFY TIER:Baby BluesBreaking Cat NewsCul De SacCurtisGasoline AlleyPhoebe And Her UnicornRosebudsRose Is RoseWallace The Brave (both)Zack Hill"I'D RATHER HAVE THE LENGUA" TIER:>>151003100All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too). With regards to the Ripley's for the week, I had a phase where I'd dollop unflavored yogurt into my coffee to knock out breakfast and beverage in one go. It was good enough that I have to assume the cheesebrew would be alright.Oh, and I'm a bit late today because I went out to see a special showing of Halloween-adjacent restored Fleischer shorts at the theater. If you've got an Alamo near you, check it out and see if you can catch another showing (or fuss at management if they didn't bother hosting it). Good stuff. Happy Halloween, all.
>>151005640I'm still pissed at Netflix for shit canning bone and keeping crap like fag mouth around for so long
>>151005253Yes.Yes, it is.
>>151006395Thus earning plenty of senior moments.
>>151005301She spend decades trying to get him to lose weight, at this point she just accepts it.
>>151006395I feel like there's also a pun to be made about military stuff, e.g. senior officers, but I'm not smart enough to make it.
>>151003757well yeah, Rerun is in peanuts
>>151003335i just realized that frank and ernest's own names are punsFUCK YOU ANDREW "S" MCMEEL
>>151005328lmfao
>>151003391I would like to take the opportunity here to post a non-comic and inform people that aside from being a funny image, they did actually race the Wienermobiles at Indianapolis this year. The name of the race was a lie because they only did two laps (it takes a bit for the hot dogs to get up to their max of about 60mph, despite being powered by 300ci-plus V8s) but despite that and being presumably fixed like an exhibition game, it had apparently more first-place passes/battling than the entire season of Indycar.
>>151003437i foudn out the other day that the whole thing about opossums eating ticks is actually a giant lie that people just keep repeating, and i hate that. i'm also pretty sure you can find the exact reference images for every one of those opossums on the first page of google
>>151003699SWOLE
>>151003764this is how i make my rides reach 8 excitement in roller coaster tycoon
>>151006061what is this. why is Reginald on the emblem
Thanks for another Sunday funnies thread, it is always a nice read.>>151006992 as always, great doodle and fun list. I wish I had one near by, sounds like a good time. Happy Halloween everyone
>>151002986The coloring in today's Slylock is very, very good.
>>151002986i don't think pokemon guy has used that outfit in at least 20 years, has he
>>151003758Lots of Maoi love in the newspaper comics this last month.
>>151003631Good to see her back. Probably my favorite of her alter egos.
>>151008133It's interesting to see them next to each other and see how much the art has changed.
>>151004656What is happening in this comic? Why is there a little aphorism and the kid just transports from being underwater to being thrown off a cliff?
>>151008155Right? And I believe this was the story that made Maricela's character course correction.
>>151008216I think that's the bit. He has no idea, either.
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>>151002977>Wanda as Elastigirl.We all know where this is going anons.......
>>151003200But I thought you were starting to enjoy your anger>>151007697Pretty sure that's a repostv at least the main feature
>>151003223cute comic, even though nobody would actually give a fuck if some ugly kid was watching them from the upstairs window>>151003379is that kid at the front supposed to be Dean? you can't even recognize him. in fact, I don't think i've ever even seen Dean in nu Heart until now>>151003428what are these dumb bitches doing dressing up to go trick or treating on Halloween? they should be out getting fucked up>>151003551this shit sucks whenever it's just Steph blogging about how gay he is>>151003570kinky old fucks>>151006579same>>151003623>Alfred Hitchcock was afraid of eggs>a group of wild cats is called a 'destruction'I actually looked both of them up and they're fucking true, what the fuck>>151003631I read this shit for Rosa, but I like Maria too>>151003653love when they kill each other in this shit
>>151008133>womb bulge
>>151003632>>151003674Not like chaperones have to wear costumes either.And he could've easily gone trick or treating AND zapped holes in people's bags. Weak Slylock desu.
Is my niggy Ziggy in this thread yetIt's been a while since I checked up on him
>>151009252see >>151003751
>>151002986>Purple Pete's bag not having a hole despite allegedly being out during the zapping spree>Weirdly not even wearing a costume. At least throw a hood on, man. On second thought, don't.>Weirdly's shoes are too clean.>The damn lazer sticking out of the window
>>151009637Weirdly keeps his kicks pristine, man.
>>151003751Man, I actually chuckled.Poor Ziggy, can you ever win?
>>151009385Haha! Another classic Ziggy.It is as if the world itself despises his pitiful existence
>>151003488LMAO
>>151008616>>151003623And a group of curs is called a cowardice.The authoritative collection of collective nouns is "An Exaltation of Larks" by James Lipton (yes, the guy from Inside the Actors Studio).
>>151003379Where's the joke, Mansley?
>>151003109>grindge
>>151003623How fat do you have to be to get stuck in a tube slide?
>>151010957Nancy's hollowed-out head or the mom going as cream cheese, take your pick.
>>151003764It's been so long I actually remember reading Zits back when Iron Giant came out and there were a few strips about how he wanted to see it, but felt embarrassed.
>>151002986Only 7 years old and already anime style is embedded in their brains.
>>151006061>>151006992nice doodles
Friends, take a gander at this lulu of a Ziggy from a few morns ago: the poor lad had found himself in quite a remarkable situation again!
>>151002977Where is the Sunday Funnies?
>>151003645or.... >>151003359Woah it's almost Easter! >>151003455Or Christmas?
>>151003379who's the anime bitch? it's not utena or reinhard von lohengramm, and that's the extent of my knowledge on long haired anime bitches on military garb
>>151002977What a nortubel tier comic
>>151011329It's effective.But everything but the particular eye and nose designs, and the kemonomimi solution of simply adding cat ears/tail to a human, are things I saw in the 1980s.I wish her luck, ten years from now we'll read Isabel's comic about handsome catboys.
>>151002986A. Slylock doesn't see Weirdley wearing a watch indicating that Weirdley had no means to accurately measure the amount of time spent out trick-or-treating.B. Slylock does not see the candy he was handing out in Purple Pete's bag, and Slylock hands out the king size stuff and is the only one handing out candy in a 25 mile radius.
>>151003900>>151008133Good news! Looks like there's more to come this week.
>>151013624>ten years from now we'll read Isabel's comic about handsome catboys.17 years old and more successful and talented than I was at that age. Goddamn you, Isabel.
>>151003227I'd read it.
>>151002977The Sundays Funnies!
>>151010930>James LiptonF to a legend
>>151002977Sunday does have some Funnies in it.
