Is Darkseid a good comic book writer?
>>151004149>pinning your poor writing on a fictional character
>>151004149Can't believe he's a comic writer now, lol.
>>151004149He made Zatanna into a goth girl, so yes.
>>151004149>>151006352
>>151007450she looks like dogshit though
The Absolute line is absolute doggerel. It's reheated 90's cheese poured over characters regurgitated by Marxists who think being a victim is the highest moral good.
>>151007450>He made Zatanna into a goth girl, so yes.Maybe Darkseid had a point
>>151004149He seems to like lesbians
>>151009460>Lord Darkseid hasn't been the same ever since he discovered lesbian sex
>>151009460Nah, it was to spite Kyle and his other son.
>>151008505you are so fucking wrong
>>151008732thats why I hate it so much despite liking 90s stuff it doesnt actually have any of the edge or sexuality that was common in that era and everything has a sjw twist on it.
>>151004149whats the context, is it revealed he created the absolute universe or something???
>>151004149Well he writes a good Martian Manhunter but everything else is absolute ass.
>>151008732>>151010955>marxist>sjwin the big 2025
>>151010685>she’s a mystery meat off-white and has the look of a smelly dyke! You have to think thats attractive or youre wrong!!!
>>151011004i'll kill you
>>151010955>>151008732
>>151011017>smelly brown dyke seethes because I don’t have any interest in seeing a white smokeshow turned into a smelly brown dyke.
>>151004149Darkseid doesn't write. He has others do it FOR him.
>>151011156i'm a man. a white man. and i'll kill you.
>>151008732Kek what part of the absolute universe is Marxist to you absolute retard
>>151011268Not liking Billionaires is now leftist.
>>151008732>>151010955>wanting to kill jeffrey epstein is marxisti know the whole stereotype about people on hero being pedophiles but holy shit dude
>>151011268kill yourself boot lickergo peddle your pedo in chief on pol
>>151008921
>>151004149>cyberpunk Superman>Metal Gear meets Resident Evil meets Berserk Batman>Disco Elysium meets Ultraman Martian ManhunterLet him cook.
>>151011259Then youre a gay white man. And you won’t do shit Timmy.
>>151011259>>151011017you're a faggot, and you'll never do shitkill yourselfnow
>>151004149/co/ doesn't read comic books how the fuck are they supposed to know?
>>151011546/co/ also cannot keep /pol/ in /pol/
>>151011018Im not actuallly relying on buzzwords at all I gave a fairly specific point articulated with appropriate words that none of the sexuality or edginess that made the 90s fun is in the new stuff I know you want to hand wave away dissent but unfortunately when I can actually articulate my points that is inconvenient for you. Wonder Woman in the 90s was sexy, Absolute Wonder Woman is covered head to toe and they think this is offset somehow by giving her a big sword. >>151010995what?>>151011352what the fuck are you talking about? I didnt even mention marxism you fucking schizophrenicc seeing shit thats not even there
>>151011546nah I read them and theyre shit and when I point this out the goallpost moves to they were just so complex I didnt understand it.
>>151011321Unironically, seeing billionaires as inherently evil always has been leftist.
>>151011502Who's fucking team are you on?
>>151011546Just to make this clear, even when they’re praising them they don’t read them right? Why are you here then?
>>151011766The team of normalcy, which means white zatanna with long straight hair. Shit I didn’t like that zesty nigga campbell’s book either. Drew her looking mixed.
>>151008921Darkseid is a canon Wonder Woman simp. That's why she's just regular Superman with a slightly edgier upbringing.
>>151011688Go towards the light boomer. There’s nothing left for you here. You’ve already cemented yourselves as the worst generation in history. You may rest now king
>>151011268Batman's defining trait which is mostly a plot device is removed without any alternative explanation for his gadgets.Krypton has a caste system and Superman's symbol of working class. His comic is about class conflict on Earth.
>>151011462>Metal Gear meets Resident Evil meets Berserk Batmanapex
>>151013140>His comic is about class conflict on Earth.Ew. Gay.
>>151004149How Absolute writer was he, though?
>>151004149Darkseid has a particular creative vision that I respect, even if I don't enjoy all the time. WW and MM are his best works so far.
>>151011731If they weren't they'd have stopped at millionaire.
>>151011004>she’s a mystery meat off-whiteShe's always been italian
>>151013140>Batman's defining trait which is mostly a plot device is removed without any alternative explanation for his gadgets.He's a civil engineer, not a wagie. He's pulling down about $140k a year.
>>151011462 (me)Oh, almost forgot:>Gnosticism/Buddhism-themed cosmic horror-flavored Star Wars Green Lantern that turns into X-Files stuff on Earth
>>151008732absolute troll and you absolote lost, anon>Absolute Batman #13 is getting a second printing on November 26th, also featuring a foil variant.>DC Comics is sending Absolute Evil #1 back for a second printing on the 11th of November. We also reported that Absolute Batman #2 is getting a seventh printing, Absolute Batman #3 a sixth, Absolute Batman #4 a fifth, Absolute Batman #5, Absolute Batman #6 and Absolute Batman #7 a fourth printing each. Absolute Batman #8 and #9 get a second printing each, all for the 19th of November. As well as Batman #2. And now we have some covers to share. Aren't we lovely?
>>151011268>absolute retardthanks anon I need a good laught, I am copying this catch phrase from you.
>>151013140He's near genius and he's friends with Eddie who is a literal genius.
>>151011731Rightwingers love when billionaires import infinite mystery meat immigrants.
>>151004149No.
This world really doesn't seem shitty enough for his doing.Bruce should have like chronic diarrhea or something.
>>151016145And? Sales don't equal quality. Only Absolute Batman is actually even doing real numbers. Anon's absolute correct about their political agenda at play. Literally has an issue of Batman fighting the KKK. Which are obvious strawman stand ins for ANYONE right wing.
>Darkseid's ideal universe is DC but more leaning towards left wing politics and messaging.
>>151017073They unironically do.
>>151004149its just chatgtp written slop, so who fucking cares
>>151004149No
>>151011546You mean you don't read.
>>151017255Nta.>Only Absolute Batman is actually even doing real numbers.Prior to Batman Year One in the 1980s, Batman was selling around 75k issues, lows not seen since the 1970s. Year One averaged sales like 190k per issue.Absolute Batman #1 sold 400k. Obviously that's a #1 but the title is maintaining decent numbers in the hundreds of thousands. Absolute Superman and Wonder Woman are both doing numbers in the hundreds of thousands.So the sales are actually good and many mainstream DC titles in the past have sold worse numbers.>Sales don't equal qualityAbsolutely true but it does becomes impossible to discuss anything. Someone says thing bad but doesn't offer any analysis or information why a thing is bad, so people talk about metrics of success and someone says they don't count. Round and round we go. Bit pointless, is it not?
>>151004149He is a bit of cringe edgelord. So you know, kinda like Scott Snyder
>>151019340No because objective quality exists. The Absolute universe is by & large really bad. Really bad fanfic tier stuff with Batman alone. Wonder Woman & Superman still being good people despite their circumstances work even if the Superman book is really boring class nonsense. Batman without any of his motivations or advantages doesn't work if he's able to make impossible gadgets into his suit or built like a tank despite being a normal guy on paper. That alone makes the premise shit. The writing is even worse with making his villains actual monsters with stupid designs.
>>151020231>without any of his motivations???
>>151017255>KKK>right wingare the KKK democrats or not? make up your fucking mind
>>151004149clearly not
>>151017255The KKK are bad though.
>>151020259>>151020859You're both retarded.
>>151021020They don't fucking exist & haven't for decades now. They're a fed honeypot with what small groups actually do exist in backwater areas. It's literally just writer like Snyder saying anyone right wing is a racist. Just like how they call any rightwinger a nazi. That's objectively retarded & evil. It's dehumanization to make excuses to hurt or kill people. Look at all the lunatics that celebrated Charlie Kirk's death because they dismissed him as a nazi.
>>151020231>because objective quality existsI mean, come on, you know this is retarded. Prove it. Provide your commandments on what is objective quality in comics.>Really bad fanfic tier stuffSee this is just boring commentary. It's an Elseworlds shit. Elseworlds do that sort of shit. All your complaints are premise this, surface level that. I don't even like these books, I just think your analysis is based on very little. You don't sound like you've read any of it. It sounds like another classic "judging shit based on some stuff you've seen on /co/ or social media" aka outrage tourism. All you do is say, thing bad. Sure, okay, is there anything more you can actually say? Like I said at the end of my last post, this shit just goes round and round. I'm just saying, you offer very little in terms of decent analysis or opinion beyond sweeping statements. And it is tiresome. I'm not trying to troll you but challenge you to actually think of some interesting criticism. But like I said, you're just pushing surface level complaining of thing bad.
>>151021020the kkk hasnt existed for decades. there are virtually no white nationalist groups that exist outside of prison at this point in time. few thousand out of a third of a billion people. meanwhile, crips and blood have 50k members each with ties to international crime groups that handle gun running, drugs, and have no go zones in america they control. similarly, the all mighty latin kings are hispanic supremacist group that are a branch of international cartels that cut heads off and dump bodies in dumpsters and barrels with no go zones in america with tens of thousands of members and more outside the country. thats just 3 groups currently active in america. you can look up numbers on wikipedia or fbi if you want. aryan brotherhood, kkk, etc have hundreds of members, mostly in jail. AB are an illegal cigarette smuggling group mostly. they have no political or social influence nor any base of operation outside prisons. but 100% of all media name them daily and are boogeymen for politicians.
>>151019340it didnt sell 400k and only a retard believes those fake self reported numbers printed, not sold. reprints are artifical scarcity for hype. they print a couple thousand copies and call it a sold out and back to press and do a 3rd print and 4th etc until the trade for PR. theres a reason everything DC prints is on discount at ollies for couple bucks. its not because they actually sell out or are popular. since diamond gone and covid era, theyve done self reporting fake numbers. no comic sells 100k or more. none. they can tell you they do, but its a lie.
>>151021154I mean everything you've said is conjecture. Prove it and provide me some evidence to change my mind.
>>151021154The first printing was 250k and sold out. There are various distributor numbers you can check and yes, they are not fully accurate but you're just calling them lies based on nothing..>no comic sells 100k or more. I mean this is just a lie.
