>find out you’re a mutant>soon a woman bursts into your home and tells you to join the X-MenWhat do?
>>151005368Not even the worst X-men recruitment pitch
>>151005368Get the hell out of my house!
>>151005368Request sex before going to the mansion.
>>151005368I join the X-Men and hope my mutant powers are cool
>>151005368
>>151005368The recruitment pitch depends on your mutation.Benign mutation like xray vision, doesn't affect your appearance, you get a cursory invitation.Mutation DOES affect your appearance, such as the otherwise powerless yellow-furred lion girl seen a couple times in the background of whatever run introduced Reptil, you get an urgent, for the safety of you and your family "it's your choice but we think you really need to come with us" invitation.If you have dangerous, easily qeaponized ability, you don't really have a choice. You're going to Xavier's before either you fuck up or somebody notices you and tries to make you their weapon.If you have a deadly ability you can't control, and ESPECIALLY you already have a kill-count...well...you have to be neutralized.
>>151005368The instant the Shi’ar appear to fuck up with the team I ask to go to space with them
>>151005368Depends, what are my powers ? Being extremely hot and firing lasers + flying ?Or am I Jimmy McGoo, the human flesh-Muk ?
>>151005384>A manifestation of your mutant powersOh, so it's what we call that now ?
>>151005714>>151005874>>151006128Find out your mutation’s powers with this one simple link:https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
>>151005874>If you have a deadly ability you can't control, and ESPECIALLY you already have a kill-count...well...you have to be neutralized.Ah another "I've seen that one Ultimate X-men page so I apply it to 616" poster
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Logic_DistortionI join the team and fuck all the hot mutant pussy I want, logically how can I pull this off even though I'm not handsome and have a bad personality? Fuck you that's how
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_RegenerationI don't go to Xavier's school and can keep living a normal comfy life, that's a win to me.
>>151005368>I am not joining a cult.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Health_Optimizationi'm going to "accidentally" remove the powers of all the spider-man knock-offs the first chance i get
Why can't mutants do their own thing anymore? Like joining non X-Teams (no double dipping) or being villains to non-mutants?
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stellar_MimicryGoing to assume I am fairly powerful considering my mutation. Not going to join the X-men. I will most likely abandon Earth and go full cosmic.
>>151005368I want a buddy cop mini with Rogue and Carol.
>>151005874You forgot >If you have a deadly ability you do control and have not been blamed yet for all those guys you killed, congratulations you're a first string Xman
>>151006158Nigga proteus was locked in a prison.
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Loneliness_EmbodimentSo is the X-MEN recruiter coming around for a wellness check on me or something? Is someone using the X-MEN to 5150 me?
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intuitive_ReplicationI won that power lottery... in that imaginary world, I guess. If I went with the X-men, I will be Omega level by that same afternoon.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Werecrocodile_PhysiologyHope I'm a shapeshifter.
>>151005368I ain't joining neither you, nor that magnet man.I'm making my own team and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Symbiote_PhysiologyI don't think that counts as a mutation
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Ritual>The user possesses the power of a personal ritual. By performing this specialized, often exclusive rite or ceremony, they are able to gain specialized abilities or conditions. Let's see what powers i get after chanting and dancing for an hour>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absorption_Negation>The user can negate absorption and any absorption-using attacks, ignoring their effects. Greeeeaaat...
>>151005384Mutants are a curse on the marvel universe
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main>Over time strange and often disturbing mutations occur in the individual afflicted with this condition, turning them into hideous monsters, yet retaining their former prideOh, so just The Beast 2.0 ?
>>151005384>It's an issue where the X-men decide their special little club speaks entirely for all of mutandom and like they're the pinnacle of what it means to be one.You know it was one thing when it just sort of meant their little super hero credo. Like oh yeah we stand for this ideal. But goddamn is it infuriating to watch them a lot of the time
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Implosion_MagicFuck, I really need join the sex cult to learn how to control my powers less I blow myself up.
>>151006158Bro, you're going to get put away, one way or the other. For the safety of all, and more importantly: your ass is a black eye on the already-shaky PR the mutant population has. Dealing with you is only common sense. You can pull this holier than thou flower-child bullshit all you want (you DON'T have a point, though you pretend you do), there is no way to let a walking weapon of mass destruction that can't even control themselves live...or live among the rest of society.
>>151006315With barely-suppressed homoeroticismMaybe one heated makeout that they deny ever happened after
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Willpower_CombatToo bad that haki-man isn't a real thing. Now I have to learn how to use a sword. Does Beast know how to use a sword? If that pretentious cunt can't teach me to use a sword I'm going to smite him on principle.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bite/SupernaturalGreat I'm Matter Eater Lad....thanks. Well atleast i have a dogshit pick up line implying I eat pussy good....this sucks.>>151006299They can however it's the typical Mugga wake up call, you think you can just be Mainstream Marvel but sooner or later Mutant problems find you.
Realistically... If it was controllable and I didn't look like a freak, I would stay the fuck home. Why would I go to the place that gets destroyed like once a month and and join a team that regularly has deaths. I don't have a death wish.
>>151005368Dedicate my life to being the biggest mutant stereotype possible and whore myself out to the mutant equivalent of BET.
>>151007204At least you’re not Were-Croc guy!
>>151007338Bro I got the shonen power, I don't really have a choice in the matter. And I don't, neither do you. Welcome to the team, fuckboy.
>>151005368Pull my cock out
>>151007338Biggest presumably you'd be a stupid ass teem who wants to be among other teens and gain acceptance and maybe even popularity. It would be awesome if X-Men started dealing with people who got their mutant powers after they became an adult. The x gene doesn't always trigger at adolescence. It could dormant until some injury or illness activates it.
>>151007020>All those second person pronounsAh my mistake you're the kind that can't separate reality from fiction>>151006501>Nigga proteus was locked in a prison.By Moira, without the knowledge of the X-men. Not to mention that line implies being assassinated not contained
>>151008073>X-Men started dealing with people who got their mutant powers after they became an adultThis a million times.Mutation needs to dial back the minority metaphor and needs to be more about the democratization of super powers. Random twenty and thirty year olds who have seen enough of the world to actually start forming ideas suddenly getting the power to intact them is a million times more interesting and terrifying. Like imagine if they have to deal with an Eliot Rogers type who has access to Genocide's powers or an ISIS death squad comprised of willing mutants. Shit could be wild and maybe the writers can actually come up with something different than the usual >Mutants good/humans (mostly) badBullshit
>>151005368>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Speed_Flight>Users possess absolute and limitless flying speeds, surpassing light speed infinitely. They can traverse infinite distances in a finite time, exploring the entire multiverse and beyond in mere picoseconds. This ability allows them to experience countless events, worlds, and timelines effortlessly. Oh HELL yes. Go explore all of everything and bring my scientific discoveries back to earth so as to enrich/enlighten the populace. Then find a universe that needs me and my ultra-powers to save the day. >B-but what about joining the x-Pass.
>>151005368Why would I WANT to join the paramilitary wing of an extremist group I just found out I'm an involuntary member of by birth? Even if I'm sympathetic to your cause, which is by no means a given due to the X-Men's track record, I owe no allegiance to them worth putting my life in routine risk over.Are they still taking people in at the Avengers Academy? I'm prefer my superheroics to not be race-based isolationist/supremacist.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_EmbodimentOmega-level light control. huh.
>>151006153>Magic Books>Mental Disorder ManipulationGuess I'm Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab now.
>>151008790I say "you" in place of "a person" because it's less clunky, you pedantic jackass. God, I hate people like you: nothing to contribute so you nitpick nothing that matters.
>>151008944Congrats on being promoted to Vulcan's fleshlight.
>>151009032Sperg too no surprise there
>>151006849>Aww darn, power absorption negation? >Anon is literally the literallyme protagonist of Oni's rogue like evolution/null hypothesis >Complains
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Improvisation_Mastery>Power is: main character lol, lmao even
>>151006299Any time a mutant has been an avenger or other team they've done more good for their race in months than the X-men have done in years just by being a decent person. Of course now you're an uncle tom which is a special kind of irony.
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Purgation_GenerationIt's purification time evil scum!
I really want to see groups of mutants just get really sick of seeing the X-men show up because they know this is where things all go south. That nobody wants to play their little race war game and that they've done nothing but disrupt lives while acting like jackasses.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pressure_Wave_EmissionActually useful for everyday life if I can use it gently enough without destroying my house. At least I'm not blue.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Polearm_Proficiencyllllllllllladies.
I guess I should be happy that Maka got poached by the X-Men, this whole Spider-Girl thing is clearly not going anywhere.But on the downside her odds of dying horribly in an event just raised significantly.
>>151010372Imagine the pick-up lines.
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Organite_ConstructsI really hate it when they add these sub-powers that dont work unless you have another main ability. What the fuck even is an "Organite"?
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_CompanionshipSo how often to the X-Men have crossovers with monsters?
>>151005384lmao she doesn't give a shit how many people died
>>151005384Shit, if I was that guy I'd probably kill myself out of guilt rather than join the X-Men.
>>151006153>Ophiotaurus PhysiologyNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energetic_Physical_AugmentationNeat, I could maybe be pretty high tier depending on my limits.
>>151011928It was the Krakoa era.Writers were encouraged to write mutants as totally despising humans.X-Men Green had a lot of other heroes support killing innocent people.
>>151005867Sunfire is a dick.
>>151005384I understand that Hickman made it so that mutants just wear whatever costume they want to now. But why the fuck is Wolverine in his AoA costume?
>>151005368>fuck off mutie, I'm sleeping
>>151005867based jap, I'd love to see a modernized Sunfire design being more influenced by tokusatsu stuff
>>151005384We must secure a future for Mutant Women and Children
>>151006299the last WCA run introduced an ex-hydra mutant who joined the avengers, also Whirlwind is still unaffiliated to anyone
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Companion_FormCall me Face (not to be confused with the baby)
>>151006308Too bad anon, somehow, Storm beats you in a fight and you have to live on Mars now
>>151013927>influenced by tokusatsu stuffNah, toku by american is slop.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_ImprisonmentHow do you even learn youre able to do this?
>>151006153>Enhanced RoarI guess it's something
>>151013995You're the plot device in a Chaos King arc
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiverse_MimicryThere will be no X-men in my own universe
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle_Monster_PhysiologyBRING ME THE 6160 X-MEN
>>151005637This.
>>151006299Because mutants don't like their kind mingling with flatscans and will hunt them down to drag them back to where they belong.
If you wanna recruit more mutants, send someone cool with cool powers, not his wife. Also, Rogue's terrible advertising for the team, she needed like 20 years to learn to control her powers and Xavier had nothing to do with it.
>>151005368i tell her id rather join nortubel
>>151006153I'm your monk chi guy. Ready to suit up.https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chi_Entity_Physiology
>>151017033but are you asian enough to use it
>>151017436>implying chi manipulation is not a Hyperborean art I'll squint just to be safe though.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dust_ManipulationIt is I... THE DUSTERfuck
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Holiday_Power_LinkYou WILL eat candy, you WILL wear a costume, you WILL trick or treat, you WILL enjoy Halloween.
>>151006158that exact concept(Wolverine euthanizing a kid with an insta-kill aura mutation) was done in 616 a year before the Ultimate Universe existed
>>151005384Harsh, but I thought this place liked people speaking hard facts bluntly. In this situation, it's true the dude's only option is to live with the X-Men, anywhere else his life will be hell.
>>151005368*Hides*
>>151006153>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Western_Dragon_PhysiologyMy inner 8 year old is happy.
>>151005384Just fuck my shit up.jpeg
>>151006299I miss the New Warriors :(
>What do?Castle Doctrine
>>151005368Stare at her fat tits.
>>151017687anon, do you realize how much fucking dust there is out there? and how quickly it accumulates?you could easily become a very lame god if you used that power wisely
>>151010178That made me think that everyone loved Beast as avenger but lately back to the X-men the meme is that Beast is an horrible person and even Uatu stopped his vow of non-interference to let him know how a dick he is.>>151013959Sound cool
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbolic_Heart>Symbolic HeartWhat the heck is this?!
>>151018124>kingdom heartsI’m so sorry, anon.
>>151005368What if you gay?
>>151017835sauce me up, scotty
>>151005384Ultimate X-Men had a kid whose mutant powers kicked off when he woke up...he killed every organic thing in his hometown including his mom, neighbors, girlfriend, classmates. Ultimate Wolverine was sent to kill him secretly so that nobody would know that a mutant caused that many deaths. Ultimate Marvel had the guts to address that some mutant powers are not "gifts". I mean 616 continuity has Wither. That kid is cursed. I even remember an X-Men issue where a guy who survived the Hiroshima nuking called out on the X-Men for being beautiful people with cool powers beating up on deformed people with real mutations.
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strength_DefianceI'm going to join Avengers Academy because fuck the X-Men. I'd rather join Earth's Mightiest Heroes and they have mutant members.
>>151013749That's what he wore in his original mini
>>151005637That would only work if it's X-23
>>151006153https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell_ImmunitySo I can just make demon pacts constantly?Also since this is an Xmen thread, is uncanny continuing after this Revelation stuff finishes? It's my first big event
