Pantheon Edition.Previous God: >>150997695
Maybe Dirk was right.
you already know it!! whoever posts next in this thread gets raped by trickster jane
>>151008397you really think hussie would let his gf continue being a thot and showing her ass online? of course he is making her help with his mlm scheme
>>151008457Lucky bastard.
>>151008439trickster mode sex must be good as hell
>>151007484>Just killing the entire possibility of the show actually getting fundedYou say that like it’s a bad thing.
>>151008438>maybeHe was 100% right about everything.
>Finally reached 2M views proper.Took long enough.
>>151008477It sure would be an experience
>>151008555Just like Caliborn.
I'm a Vriskat whore
>>151008564After a fucking month...
>>151008610cuuuute don't ship them but I see it
>>151008636so did nepeta
>>151008589Man do grubscars look like dogshit.
A better fixed Vibri's chart someone else made.
>>151008610Meanwhile, Terezi
>>151008564>>151008601Bu-But sales merch is good! Dat means it will get picked up, right?!
>>151008564And yet before release there were anons here that scoffed at the idea that it would get any less than 6 milly minimum and 10 milly max.
>>151008682I always was fond of that AU idea.
>>151008663I cant believe the FRAF forums came out days before the official discord only to get immediately dumped.
Would.
>>151008719But could you?
>>151008387I hate that she's become this stupid fucking robot. I really really fucking hate it.>>151008529I generally enjoy when things I like get funded and are able to branch out and get more love.
Bonus, cuz Karkat is our dirty little harem protag
>>151008690Sadly, the merch has no hand in the show getting picked up, idk why they even said that.
Why is swiss so perfect
>>151008725With a strap. You can fuck anyone you want...
>>151008719>Cody! Your mom is going gyattzilla mode, you can't handle all that! Tag me in nephew, or we're both COOKED
>>151008771Cody...
>>151008761What if Dirk but cute, it's really that easy.
What was your reaction when you've first seen this page?
Requests? keep em simple I'm moving slow.
Am I uguu?
>>151008739
>>151008791"Lol that's funny"
>>151008794Draw the worst Troll you can come up with.
>>151008806You got the first two letters right but the last two are wrong
>>151008791This dude has some fucking issues...
>>151008794no request. i just want to kiss you. drawfag..
>>151008794Korpus slurping at a glass of water while making DISGUSTING noises like he's choking and fucking it up drinking the water.
>>151008807When karkat said he wanted to help save aradia along with everyone else back on the meteor, I felt that.
>>151008835whoa...*smack*
>>151008794Cloutchase 4Chan with giant tits
>>151008728>liking the pilotI, too, enjoy banqueting on fecal matter.
>>151008794This but grub Kanaya
>>151008794Andrew Hussie on a leash held by a morbidly obese tumblr woman.
>>151008791this self insertion bit is really fucking annoying and more than anything super unfunny i hope he never does that again
>>151008791
>>151008851Is this a boy or a grill?
>>151008851I keep thinking about the detrans kink with 4chan-chan, but the only thing that pops-up is Tumblr giving 'em atomic sloppy and shattering his worldview back into being male.
>>151008857Your in a Homestuck thread ain't ya?
>>151008996girl (guy)
>>151009010So a trap?
>>151009010Girl (guy) ((girl))****
>>151008996guy (girl)
>>151008589>>151008610actual disgusting ship
>>151009029And what do you ship Mr. Anon?
>>151009040Davekat
>>151009029Shush.
>>151009022>>151009021>>151009010So what kind of trans is 4chan ftm or mtf? It's never ftm but there are no girls on 4chan so...
>>151009057mtf
>>151009057Female (Reverse Trap Type)
>>151009057(s)he is ftmtftmtftmtfmtftm
i wish 4chan was ftm so we could scissor
>>1510088514Chan with big fuckin E tiddies...
>>151009047I think Davekat sucks!
Congratulations Anon, (You) have been drafted as a government mandated auspistice. As the initiative is still new, at least one of the trolls you auspistice for have to be cerulean or higher, but you are given the option to pick your case. Failure means you get culled. What combination do you auspistice for to avoid the culling?
>>151009117i cull myself because im not doing that shit
>>151009107I think davekat sucks sucks If she wasn't part of the bsdf she wouldn't be so bad
>>151009107you are absolutely right anon!!! :)
>>151009117if the third troll is a lowblood then I'll handle both of them. If the third troll is a higherblood then the cerulean can maintain my hate fuck for the highblood.
>>151009117It's easy, you pick a pair you think you can physically overpower and [S] Break it up
Where's the jade with the links?
Headcanoning this as Skye's and Lily's first ever conversation together
>>151009192didn't even see the no reuploading sign whoops
>>151009172Davejade aka the ship for nervous investors
davejade again!!!! :D
>>151009192Anon it says do not reupload
>>151009235oh my god spacetime is such a good ship name why do we call it davejade
>>151009254personally my favorite ship name for them is what i use for my davejade playlist! <3 :p
>>151009254Because that could also describe kanara and pordam
>>151009234i thought the ship for nervous investors was grimdorks
>>151009204I feel horrible for imagining this and laughing.
>>151008663It's insane how much of a mess this is, and it all comes down to one person's clear fucking fault.
>>151009288Shipping a lesbian and a trans girl isn't for nervous investors
Now that I think about it, does Skye even know Cody is trans? I assumed she did because I thoguht for sure they would have sexted at some point but she's such a little chudette that it's increasingly hard to believe she would be fine with dating a trans man.
>>151008719Daddy would fold you like tissue paper
>>151009278irrelevant characters and pairings dont matter
>>151009308Kanaya and Arcadia are more relevant than jade lmao
>>151008806Sugoi
Did we ever get the cali's dad's name or was I just dreaming thinking it was Caligula
>>151009327I don't think so, only Calamity (the mom)
>>151009343HuhFair enough. Maybe I read it in a fic?
>>151009301considering that she accused cody of showing lily his dick i think its safe to say she doesnt know
>>151009301I dont think so, or at least this image made by TriDesert seems to imply they dont. Alan also doesn't seem to know.
It is almost comical how bad at managing things Hussie is
>>151009301Pretty sure she doesn't know. If she does find out Skye seems like the kind of girl that would say he "lied" to her and would physically attack Cody.Because she's fucking crazy.
>>151009369What in the fuck is her problem?
>>151009417in Skye's defense why did he phrase it like that
>>151009411She will penetrate him. Make him bleed. With knives>local schlub found in ditch stabbed 47 times
>>151009371>skye is a bpd girl in florida so she's probably transphobic as fuck so we'll never get big t4t (tits4tits) sucking between skye and cody
>>151009411Skye the type of girl to break up with Cody because she was lied to but also dont want him to get near anyone else ever
>>151009427He's got 50's car autism but for rockets.
>>151009427>He>>151009428>Him
>>151009480hello fiendish creature from the depths of hell
>>151009371Cody's body hair is hot as fuck. I would love to see him in a swimsuit but the dysmorphia...PB troll ass to counteract my specific faggotry.
>>151009474Those are indeed his pronounce.
>>151009506Born a girl, she will always be a girl.
All this SD talk is making me think about Cody wearing a massive fucking strapon and putting that crazy bitch Skye in the mating press.
>>151009520i got a little nigga to rape correct
Is she stoopid?
>>151009555She's lucky as hell the rocket wasn't still hot when she appeared on her landThe entire planet is one spark from becoming a raging inferno
>>151009531>dark woke rape warrior>saving trans lives one rape at a time
Why is Skye the best character in SD?
>>151009647She knows the rules and did not choose GTFO
>>151009622someone has to fucking do it
>>151009531Caliborn would be a Trans-Inclusive Radical Misogynist.
>>151009647Male tendency to choose women that pose a threat to their mental and physical health.
>>151009673I mean yeah? Either it's one more bro or it's yet another bitch who is below him
Finally decided to read Homestuck.Binged all the way through Act 5 in a week, but then it stops.Online sources are telling me there's an Act 6 but I can't find it. Links on the wiki don't go anywhere.What's going on?
>>151009647She's crazy which anons like. She showed up in PB so we got to see more of her and her personality. Big honkin' tidders.But the most important answer is that Space Days is pretty short right now so we haven't seen much of everyone and she stands out the most right now what with the red flags and all.
>>151009699They live update the site every day with a selection of pages. If you need a complete version to binge you need to get the unofficial collection or find a mirror.
>>151009699there is no act 6. youre insane.
>>151009699Just stop there. What did you think of Homestuck Anon?
>>151009382Sixteen years of this shit
>>151008857I didn't say that I liked the pilot, I said that I liked when things I like get funded and others are able to enjoy it. But you're also in a homestuck thread...so I don't know why you're not tempering your expectations.
>>151009480>>151009486I want to toss her around like a sack of bouncy balls
>>151009673Trans women are women, and women fucking suck.
I usually feel like I can recall most shit from HS but I honestly keep forgetting that Dave and Terezi were friends and were in a relationship at some pointSomething about them together feels like it was such a "blink and you miss it" moment for anyone reading HS when reading it fully vs being there for the updates
>>151009715I have no idea what this means. I'm starting to guess that Homestuck wasn't originally in the format I'm reading it in on the official website. That they're slowly adapting it or something and they've only gotten as far as Act 5 so far.>>151009722Gaslighting?>>151009728Confusing as hell. Either a clusterfuck of nonsense or the most complex story ever written.
>>151009950im not gaslighting you... act 6 never canonically existed. it was fan created.
>>151009699https://homestuck.github.io/You gotta read the unofficial Homestuck collection. Hussie is a retard and let the website rot for years to the point where you couldn't even read Homstuck there at all, you HAD to use the collection.Only in the last couple of months have they done anything about it. And not without Hussie doing his usual legal bullshit either.
>>151009647Lily is the best character. Colesla is if you count him.
>>151009673Only women are retarded enough to want to be women, and only men would be smart enough to not want to be women. It all checks out.
>>151009928Can the trans women suck my cock?
>>151010042Yeah :D
>>151009480Would cut her head off and put it on a court table h0nK HoNk hOnK :o)
>>151010077big fan of lily!!! but i may have a bias.... :p
I want to cum on Skye's ruined scar encrusted body.
>>151010077Hey Lily what's with all of those taken down photos?
>>151010119Looks like her parents are divorced
>>151010128DOES NO ONE HAVE A NORMAL HAPPY LIFE IN FLORIDA?
>>151010104Okay Cody.
Hussie qna:https://discord.com/channels/1404836696909938820/1408228731373228195/1432165706421764218
>>151010158lily and alan live in arizona
>>151010181Didn't know it started but I guess I can repost the screenshotsQ1
It's National Vibri Appreciation Day today apparently.Also Vibri and Hussie drawn in Hussie's style.Honestly, it's just nice to see Andrew actually showing genuine appreciation to someone working for him, especially considering how much of an issue that's been in the past.
>>151010252Q2
Q3Don't know what the fuck this means
>>151010263do you think he's fucking her
>>151010296he is.
>>151010282Q4
>newgengay
>>151010304Q5
>>151010314Q6
>>151010304Jesus he really was on drugs making it
>>151010326Q7+Q8
>>151010331Sounds more like he was on neetbux
>>151010304F U L L B L O W N 5 Y E A R L O N G M A N I C E P I S O D E
>>151008387skipping my way into the whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
>>151010355I mean, that is the alternative explanation but I'm leaning towards drugs
>>151010252isn't that bullshit? see bill bolin
>>151010347Q9+Q10
>>151010371Q11
>>151010347>using the spoiler excuse as a way to deflect from bad character writing
>>151010384Q12
>>151010231>ArizonaLive Skye reaction:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16uFGpLrfKk
>>151010395Q13. That's it but the new microphone says more's to come later
>>151010181What came first? The Problem, or the Sleuth?
>>151010231My deepest condiments.
https://files.catbox.moe/ibzlhu.mp4
>>151010461risky click of the day
jade harley gives my nutbladder one bad stiffy...
Leaked HS Animated Series spoiler.https://files.catbox.moe/3q1f72.mp4
>>151010395>Hussie graciously pretending like half of the "newgens" aren't larpingWhat a magnanimous creator
>>1510103621000% amphetamines
>>151010371>>151010395Am I the only who thinks its weird how he sucks up to newgens?
>>151010526All the old fans left Except me
>>151010526it's called grooming
RAAAAA
>>151010371>hussie shittalking old fandom culturefuck off
>>151010526Bro if you aren't bringing in new fans what the hell are you even doing running a business
>>151010395stop comparing yourself to toby hussie
>>151010526Old fans remember his fumbles with Hiveswap's Kickstarter and how he loves to litigate people who wanted people to read Homestuck.
>>151010572You mean someone who used his intellectual property and wouldn't sign an NDA or a contract? And then released a manifesto about how they were a poor little meow meow who never did anything wrong?
>>151010612>poor little meow meow who never did anything wrong?correct, thank you for confirming
>>151010252Thanks for posting all this
>>151010371it's called Homestuck because he (failed to) copied Earthbound
>>151010667Eh they are both shitty stories that go on way too long and lose any charm that it had with a shitty sequel
>>151010612Which you supported explicitly? We know, Hussie.
>>151010684yeah fuck you too
I swear I'll actually draw somethin6 tomorrow. I'm just not used to actually DOIN6 stuff on the weekends. Anyways, here is day [spoiler|????[/spoiler] of Drawin6 Aranea Everyday Until I DIE.
Hussy deserves nothing but I'm glad he feels "safe" enough in his hugbox to shittalk older fans for calling him on his bullshit in favor of new minions and become the fandom dictator he accused Makin of being.
>>151010724very nice aranea you have there
>>151010612Hey remember when you wanted to read Homestuck and you went to the website and it looked like this?Go fuck yourself Hussie.
>>151010526Because he's trying to desperately rehabilitate his image and recapture his glory days.
>>151010765GET GET GET GET GOT GOT GOT GOT
>>151010810LMFAO
>>151010810Well, the kici.moe and chadthundercock mirrors never came under fire. I can only assume that Gio was being an annoying faggot, since I'm not reading all those words in his article
>>151010296There is plenty of other things to do with her that aren't so distracting from her work intensity
Hussie trying to be the wholesome chungus guy while we know better
I just know during these QnAs 2008-13 Hussie is calling him like the Green Goblin mask.
>>151010514Leaked by who?
>>151010906
So what I gather from these Q&A's is that Hussie is still painfully on-brand with being an un self-aware dweeb with narcissism that could drown a city and only somewhat justified delusions of grandeur? Okay, glad we got that sorted out.
Anyone got some rare Hussie forum posts?
>>151011007here's him saying he didn't deliberately write doc scratch as a pedo, it "just happened that way" even though i've seen fans say scratch was a brilliant commentary on child grooming or whatever. it's just like bro and the smuppets, hussie writes creepy shit to be funny and then retroactively pretends it's serious on his 50th level of irony because fans eat sadstuck about poor trans vriska being groomed by scratch or poor gay dave being abused by bro up
>>151011007i giggled...
>>151011038more like he writes shit trying to be funny but it mostly reveals his disturbing inner thoughts which he then can't stop drawing attention to
The franchise is fun, but its created is fucking retarded
>>151011077its created is fucking retarded
>>151011047The worst thing about Hussie is that he genuinely was funny as fuck.
>>151011052If I was in his shoes and I created Vriska, Aradia, Rose and Roxy. My dick would be on some criminal shit. I can't blame him for wanted to fuck Vriska so bad.
>>151011095Me either but the point again is that inside thoughts should STAY inside, just hide your fucking power level it isn't hard it shouldn't be a lost art
>>151011095no diddy
Why didn't Yiffany fuck Jane calm?
>>151011101I don't get it, is he a castrated, impotent sell-out who sanitized his image or is he an out of control moral degenerate that is guilty of committing the crime of icky fiction (but which is based when we're talking about rape and shotacon in the general with the PB guy)
>>151011095Hussie was horny in the wrong gay. Not enough of it was spilled onto the main comic. Vriska should've worn that cute little white dress more.
Reading Hussie's old posts feels like this.
>>151011138He is whatever is most convenient for me to demonize him in the current moment.
>>151011178
>>151011177In a alt timeline Hussie became so fucking alt right that any mention of Homestuck would be a witchhunt, The shar-t-y- ended up making nepeta a mascot of hyperborea. The trolls used as twitter/discord pfps by racist egirls, John Egbert the face of online harassment against troons
>>151011271based
>>151011271Sounds like a doomed timeline.
They should touch bulges.
>>151008819>>151008838>>151008851
>>151011311Can you be fucking normal it's water how do you mess this up?
>>151011341he was born to suffer
>>151011341He's a little special but he's our son...
>>151011353>>151011361
This artist called him worst troll, when he's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.This is actually a reference to hrnng..hrmmf..ungh.
goodnight /hsg/ I'm tired today. Have a good night everyone! I will see you in the morning!!
Hot take: I think it's abundantly clear that Homestuck and its current fanbase will continue to be shit and focus on gender and sexuality angst for demographic reasons - it's an extremely feminine-coded space, even if most of the cis women left and mainly the trannies stuck with it. The only way to save Homestuck would be to change the composition of its fanbase. If you really want to make modern Homestuck appealing, you need to produce fanworks that appeal to straight, cis men. Maybe stuff focusing on the Alternian military, or Paradox Interactive-style geopolitics.
>>151011456You had me a bit in the start but then you just revealed you were one of those RETVRN people.
I just wish most fan bases weren't so focused on inserting themselves into the characters instead of enjoying the characters for what they are.
>>151011490it's the disease of modern mass media consumption, leading to insanely egotistical philosophies like Death of the Author, as well as the entire cult of fanfiction. This is no longer distracting entertainment, this is identity and religion.
>>151011403He is worst boy AND worst troll
>>151011271>The shar-t-y- ended up making nepeta a mascot of hyperboreaThis is kinda true
>>151011477I assure you I'm not. I'm just bitter that the comic no longer appeals to my tastes. I shouldn't have said what I said, I was just tired of holding things in.
>>151011311BASED THANK YOU
>>151011271Better than tranny chest scarred Karkat and ugly black Dave striders of today
>>151011526how about instead I subject an AI Rose to something hellish for the 3rd time today
>>151011505Exactly. You have to remember that, for the people who are inserting themselves and all their identity/culture baggage into fictional works like Homestuck, this is how they engage with politics. They don't fight for anything material, it's all a cultural affirmation struggle to them.
>>151011501meenah turn that frown upside down and go get ya man. as for cronus... he can go rape eridan for the billionth time or something.
Junice and her Junis
>>151011456>Maybe stuff focusing on the Alternian military, or Paradox Interactive-style geopolitics.military and geopolitics only attract autists, which is fine for homestuck, but its not the same brand of autism
>>151008791>haha good thing he's done killing everything
>>151011456>Paradox Interactive-styleI have bad news about the demographics of Paradox games, anon.Much of the stuff that appeals to the straight cis men of this thread is really indistinguishable from what you're complaining about. Shmaltzy doll playing bullshit, but it's just Dave/Jade instead of Vriska/Terezi or whatever June ships there are. The malding here is only happening because it's not this thread's particular brand of shipslop.
>>151011563Her monster Junis.
>>151011563Im not high enough for this shit man,,,
>>151011311he said draw the worst troll you can not a real cutie!
>>151011138Why do you think being castrated and impotent is the opposite of being a moral degenerate
>>151011644Well we can solve that math problem homie.
>junice rolls "worst joint ever", asked to leave the session
Funny how one guy was making Homestuck threads all year, complaining how mods were racist towards Homestuck fans. He barely even comes here anymore now that they're legal. Sad
Remember that brief time in act 5 when Jade was an actual character?
>>151011563O_O
>>151012026
>>151012007Remember that time before the retcon when Dave was?
>>151011311Damn, we're packin the whole dairy
>>151011456>If you really want to make modern Homestuck appealingI don't, I want Homestuck to end.
>>151011084I am retarded
>>151011456If you want to make Homestuck's fanbase not focus on gender stuff you have to do stuff like make characters and a plot people give a shit about. Which they will not.
>>151012141How often do you come into Homestuck threads and participate, if I may ask?
>>151012191Not so much these days, but pretty heavily when the comic was still running.
>>151009004that sounds incredibly hot
>>151011095with how autistic Kanye has proven to be imagine if he got into homestuck like he did with Akira
>>151012264A john egbert lookalike kid wanders into his room, a lays his fingers on the keys of the piano....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5iA4ZupekThe music video is a bootleg version of the beta kids journey throughout the session. Kino.
>>151012264Of course he did who do you think wrote karkalicious?
>>151012264I would fall out of my bed from a laughing fit. Would he do a troll cosplay or wear a godtier outfit of his classpect?
>>151012461We know his symbol, the Bear.
>>151012461Kanye and his own trollsona....Imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEvs8eyNeKcIn a alternian timeline
>>151012007You mean when Karkat's insufferable jackassery combined with her recent trauma finally breaks through the limits of her sweet personality?
my friend drew davejade for me!!! :D
>>151012750Good friends draw eachothers ships
>>151012750Karkat for the love of gog, Go make out with Terezi
>>151012750cute
>>151012762hehe we had a little drawing session and i convinced a few of them to supply me with my ship >:)
>>151012750Why is Dave wearing Lipstick
>>151012793nta jade kept kissing him over and over on his lips so her lipstick stained his lips. or so i assume!
hey guys I have something to ship and I heard that this was the right thread for can anyone help me
>>151012809Whatcha shipping boss?
>>151012823a kilogram of feathers
>>151012829*Zrrrt* Yo chief, did we order a shipment of feathers?? Oh for it's for moonrunes and the drawanons?? Breast and ass stuffing??? with feathers??? Sure whatever chief..Yeah buddy just unload it at any lot you find.
>>151012885*beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* scuse me coming through scuse me backin up here comin throughgot a couple racks and some dump trucks here for the thread
>>151012932Who let the retarded olive blood (redundant statement) eat the feathers?
>>151012932Wow wow wow buddy! What the hell!? Where's the bush? I ordered the Space Days characters with bush and I ain't seeing anything there.Not even on Skye! YOU TRYNA CHEAT ME HERE?
>>151012986jeez tone I don't know what the fuck to tell ya, girls these days go brazilian down there, going smooth skin for all the ditsoons. maybe ellith or lily keeps it bushy I don't know
Who let the teamsters into the gooncave
>>151012793same reason his dick is covered in smeared lipstick.
>>151013071Do he sloppy good?
>>151013042
>>151013034You get the fuck down dere an' you draw some fuckin' bush, you hear me Chrissy?
>>151013120Jade slobs on that knob so good it powers him through his entire character arc.
>>151012461I’m willing to bet he’d wear a god tier outfit but try to make it streetwear by adding camo or varsity numbers to it
What would kanye west's theoretical title? bard of time?
>>151013144got you :)
>>151013245>>151013245THE BEATLES?!
>>151009163Bsdf? Bro Strider Defense Force?
>>151013252They would have preferred Rhythmic Inflection Points of Chitinous Crawlers but it was taken
>>151011271R/EnglishPumpkinParty hands made this
>>151013238Funni British guitar men
>>151013275qrd?
>>151013248Fuckin' clown now are ya?
>>151013238One of the great tragedies of the reckoning is that all troll and human culture stops dead in 2009Imagine a world where the top 40 is ruled by Poker Face... forever
So in an earlier thread we were talking about when exactly trolls a first expected to provide genetic material to the filial pails.At the time, I concluded that it was likely 7 sweeps, but that we didn't know for sure.However, I have gone back and now I can say it with certainty, Alternian trolls are expected to fill their pails for the first time at 7 sweeps.This is because 7 sweeps is when trolls experience their 'Rites of Maturation' and become considered old enough to do so.Trolls then go off-world for their ordeals at 9 sweeps.So basically:>Beta Trolls = 6 Sweeps (13 years)>Rites of Maturation = 7 Sweeps (~15 years)>Filial Pails 1 (If you're still a virgin at this point it's literally over for you) = 7 Sweeps>Filial Pails 2 = 8 Sweeps>Filial Pails 3 = 9 Sweeps>Ordeals/Off-World Assignment = 9 Sweeps (~19 Years, probably happens on a schedule, not literally on the exact day a troll turns 9 sweeps old)So trolls gotta fill their buckets 2-3 times while on Alternia (it's possible that there is no 9 sweep collection, or that only trolls who haven't already been carted off-world still need to fill their pails the 3rd time, it's not really clear).
>>151013308Subreddit which is basically the edgier version of the already edgier version of the homestuck subreddit (althomestuck). Known for edgy shock content including alt right memes
>>151013328Vriska says they get pulled into the game "on the cusp of sexual maturity for their species" so presumably if they hadn't been sucked into the game it would have been literally that year
>Just found out Trolls call boobs "Rumble Spheres"Okay I knew they called their balls "Shame Globes" but I did not know they also had a funny name for titties.But it does raise the question, do troll boobs vibrate like the Rumble Pack of a N64 controller?
>>151013348Nepeta would mention this as a form of purring
>>151013335Well yeah that's basically what I was saying. The Beta trolls were all 6 sweeps old, for them a sweep is a year (it's just that Alternian years are twice as long as Earth years), so 7 sweeps being the age that you're first expected to do it fits perfectly, plus it's literally stated outright in Hiveswap that 7 sweeps is when Trolls undergo their Rites of Maturation.
>>151013329sounds hilarious ngl, imma check it out
>>151013329Oh it can't be that ba->picrel as most recent postOkay I get it
>>151011311I fucking love water.
>>151013556he put some of his boy sweat in there just for me
>>151013569I'm convinced anons are willing to lust after literally any character if given enough time.
>>151013556Average Water Enjoyer. He swims in it, bathes in it, even chugs it by the gallon.None could consume more hydration than he.
>>151013657Big fan of the Dave having mental breakdowns genre of art.
>>151013643Behold, the wettest man alive.
>>151013725Average Bard of Life. Mans so sick of life, he drives someone in Trickster Mode to suicide.
>>151013535i think ur just a little bitch
What if candy Jane was a streamer?
>>151014030>BREAKING NEWS:>Popular human influencer 'gustyGumshoe' is in hot water after saying "that all trolls are below [humans]" during her most recent live stream.
Good Morning /HSG/
>>151014108Good morning, Moonrunes, if that even is your real name
>>151010361Can we use magma or some other alternative next time? This one charges a shitty subscription just to use extra colors.
Up to date now on Autopraxis.Yeah, just kinda yet another Sburb Fanventure like the rest spinning its wheels once two players are in it aside of having not one but TWO trannies, OC Hussie as a bard and Dominos instead of Betty Crocker ....yeah, no, thats kinda it. Competently made but thats all.
>>151014232Also this is what I drew despite color limitations
>>151014232magma would be cool but that would require making a pesky account if you wanna draw more than once...
>>151013328Considering they were all well within their 6th sweep and on the "cusp" as>>151013335 points out this makes sense. How do you judge the timeframe for the next couple though? There doesn't seem to be anything on what those rites of maturation entail, another throwaway worldbuilding line I'm guessing.
Sex with the Prisounebound trolls>which one?Oh you know...
>>151013259Yes. She insists if bro was abusive, dad was too and in fact was more abusive than bro who did nothing wrong ever
Making Elith make a pilloryLetting her know it's for herLocking her inUsing her as I please
>>151014587>troll restaurant.Gordon Ramsay is a legit troll name, by the way.
>>151012750That's very cute!!Good morning /hsg/ I hope you're well today
>>151014587Adorable.
>>151011282oyakodon
>>151013657Why Kris there and why Kris got such big breasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uxSGH4yJXo
>>151008791I forgor.But considering the time period, in which authorial self-inserts were a heinously commonplace part of far too many webcomics, I probably didn’t give it much thought.
>>151014791>Why Kris thereIt's crackship season
>>151014993This is some sort of incest. Very on brand
>>151011456Have you played Viceroy yet? You sound like you'd enjoy it.https://qawervice.itch.io/viceroy
>settle the Alternian north pole as a practical joke>The sun is a deadly laser.exe
>>151015271Sounds like a great spot to settle rusties.
Why are rustbloods never setting longest distance run records?Because the Purpleblood chasing them always catches up! Honk! :o
>>151014829Post more grubs.
>>151014232what about drawpile?
should I try to develop schizophrenia I mean an Aranea tulpa? I'm thinkin6 a8out it
>>151014411we could make a magma and the account isnt that hard to make iirc you dont even have to verify the email? we could totally do both but idk we dont have a lot of drawfags ngl. And theres something about the simplicity of the whiteboard that appeals to me>>151015887Do you need an account for drawpile?
>>151015979You should not
man i fuckin6 hate it when a ship i hate or a character i hate is really popular. why do people like mean 8itches, tom8oys and other dyke adjacent 6irls?????? am i the one who's weird? no, it must 8e everyone else who s wron6!!!!!!!!>>151016060why
>>151015746the wwriggler
>>151015746
>>151016075you are annoying enough as it is
>>151016098annoyin6? 8( I thought everyone loved my silly antics though........ what a8out me is annoyin6? Is it the typin6 quirk?
>>151016098lol
>>151016115There isnt a single thing about you that isnt obnoxious and annoying and self absorbed. You shit up the thread with your agp. its awful.
>>151016172You're pretending to be a troll for some reason though.
>>151016198that's not auto6ynephilia though. or, are you sayin6 that that's what you have an issue with?
>>151016209I'm not even that anon lmao
>>151016218oh. well nevermind then. what exactly were you talkin6 a8out then
>>151016294Huh, I kinda like this pairing.
>>151016301well yeah not only do they have 6ood chemistry (they are friends after all) 8ut also yuri is 8ased and cute
>>151016094wrigger butt!
some new guys and some changes
>>151016321Troll babyback ribs
>>151016364Love the cowboy's stupid horns that's really good
>>151016364Gordon Freman...
>>151016172can you just stop please
>>151016496stop WHAT?????? Specify specifically what you want me to stop
>>151016511the typing quirk and you are even if you dont want to admit it, somewhat pretending to be her. You're namefagging in everything but name
>>151016532hey fuck you <3<
>>151016607lol
>>151016607I'd watch the fuck outta that
>>151016710
>>151016623This is so fucking sad, jegus.
>>151016734I dunno you stupid MA retard, maybe when you started heavily abusing amphetamines to produce so much content at the cost of permanently destroying your artistic ability
>>151016734>even Hussie is a fellow Act OnennerOh my god.
He let the shippers win manQuestfag hussie would never
>>151016906Killing nepeta was supposed to banish the shippers... But it only made them stronger
>>151016734>>151016892that's not what's happening here.Dirk is right but hussie and the other writers explicitly don't want him to be right. he's basically a strawman for people they don't like, who have the same opinions as him, that's why he's the "villain" even though the most fun / interesting things that have happened in the epilogues etc. are due to him. Because he's right.
>>151016906when everything in your comic is shippable, shippers win no matter what desu
mmmm~~~ fuck~~~ The Gardener~~~~ mmmggghhh~~~
>>151017420Built for cuddling and adoring and kissing and
>>151017430....rape
So new speculation names for Alpha Kids is here again from new gen. There's Dick for Dirk and Rita for Roxy.
>>151017440those poor little shotas
>>151017615>new genlol there's no new readers. just old readers larpin6 as new readers. 8ut anyways, why tf did they come up with Rita when they call her Rolal multiple times? stupid 8aka zoomers
>>151017615why the fuck would they think Rita, what the fuck
Dreamed I cosplayed as Vriska and a friend was the spare Serket. Why, I would never paint myself grey.
>>151017857It's a sign, do it anon, if you go to a con...do it. Ngl with all the Homestuck in the air I had a dream I was Karkat during the events of the meteor but I was sickly for some odd reason and I was laying down with Kanaya by my bedside rambling about rose.
>>151017857I'm thinking about doing it next con... not even gonna lie
>>151017911If I did, it'll be her godtier outfit. I'll have to find some one who still make homestuck cosplays...>>151017937The last con I went to was for colorful horses, miss them (cons).
>>151017957I go to two every single year, and I will do so until I am old and gray. and old and white. captcha: r0wdyw
>>151017932As was foretold.
>>151017932Dirk would totally do this
If I see one more shitty Dave analysis about toxic masculinity I'm going to skin Hussie alive
>>151018102More god jammies need codpiecesEspecially the maids
>>151018162But don't you know: Davekat was foreshadowed all along!
>>151018102Bard magnum dong...
>>151018162Reasonable reaction
:oD
>>151018459is the lime8lood semen
>>151018459hes getting fucked up on the slime.. stop that little guy!!! youre going to become an addict if you keep that up!!
Dave's journey isn't about toxic masculinity it's about forming his own ideals and ideology essentially Dave breaks free from his brother's ideals of stoicism and badassery in the same way Raiden from metal gear becomes his own person in metal gear solid 2 or if you're a filthy casual metal gear rising.
Becoming more familiar with the Homestuck fanbase has convinced me that tumblr is genuinely a worse place than 4chan. /pol/ shit is pretty horrible and has ruined a lot of discussion here, but the cliques that can form in tumblr and create a bubble of delusion inside fandoms are really really bad. Here you can just ignore the insane politics spam, there half the discussion is over stuff that exists in ten layers of headcannon that makes any real discussion borderline impossible.
>>151018582everywhere can 8e 8ad, I think. it all depends on where you are. the worse place on tum8lr and the worse place on 4chan are pro8a8ly equivalent
>>151018582this is why having an opaque view of the internet is fundamentally more valuable than than a transparent one. 4chan forces you to interact with the contents of a post rather than the poster, over time you gain the insight into who might have posted something anonymously and what their motive is.
>>151018582It sucks cuz back then tumblr was a decent place to discuss fandom shit before everything got too emotional over there. Here, at least, we are all subdivided into our respected boards.
should i bother with act 6 if i hated reading hivebent
>>151018476yesThe limebloods where all wiggler diddlers. That's why they where all killed.
Anywhere where identity is present (basically anywhere but here) causes a thick goo of feelings and social history to form and then obscure and slow down the raw, present exchange of ideas and infoSometimes that goo can be a conduit for bigger and better things (cliques that make stuff/are inspired and learn from each other), but the light, gooless skeleton experience of 4chan will always be good to have around
>>151018582While I cant get people on tumblr to have a fun, meaningful conversation anymore, there are places on 4chan that are just as bad. Its all about the company you keep on tumblr, and here its all about how well the sane people handle the insane.
>>151018694Breaking: Murderer Honkhonk allegedly found in the Limestein list.
>>151018691>hated hivebentIt's over.
>>151017932>>151018029>>151018041OK but WHY would he do this?
>>151018766same reason he molested Rose or whatever in HS^2/the Epilogues.
>>151018766It was funny
>>151018766Now the 2nd plane is unneeded and can turn around, saving the people inside. He would do it to be a hero.
>>151018766it's fucking funny, anon.it's called having a sense of humor and LAUGHING.
>>151018102i wonder what the overlap between project moon stuff and homestuck is
>>151018790The indominable desire to shove his throbbing soul into other souls until they're destroyed?
>>151017803Rose ia a recovering alcoholicThink about itI would have expected Tini
>>151018901I wouldn't phrase it like that 8ut yeah
>>151018560So what you´re saying is Dave has to personally kill Dirk, then a Dirk-alike by tearing his meme spewing heart out?
>>151018790>he molested Rose or whatever in HS^2/the EpiloguesNo he didnt.>>151018857I'm just thinking, knowing Dirk, he would only do something like this for some incredibly cerebral bullshit reason. Like an overcomplicated courting strategy for grandpa Jake.
>>151018976>no he didn'tproof?
hey hsg, i wanna say that i love you guys, big homo. this place is leagues better than the discord, reddit and maybe like 60% of HStwt
>>151019010*kisses you passionately on the lips*I love you too nonny
Joyous spinning
>>151019010aw shucks
>>151018971Yeah pretty much this is why Dave being forced to kill dirk in collide makes sense but spades slick being there was pretty unneeded.
>>151019010luv u 2 bbgrl <3
>>151019040I need to catch up with exe, I remember dropping it long ago. I miss that silly morbid goober
>>151018992>proof?Because he's fucking gay.>>151019027>nonnyThat's some degenerate shit if I ever heard. What the hell happened to you guys while I was away:? It's fine though. I don't actually mind.
>>1510191246 vriskas happened
>>151018102I had Sinclair pegged as a Heart guy because of all the book stuff and Hesse in general but this makes sense
>>151019124>because he's fucking gaydoesn't stop him from molestin6 rose.>what the hell happened to you guys while I was away?nothin6. it's always 8een this way. What happened to YOU whilst you were away?
>>151019010I'm gonna hatefully accept this then beat you for being such a faggot.
>>151019040abbys adorable, Im excited to see where sburb.exe goes
>>151019161I need more Prehistoric Jack.
>>151019152
>>151019040sighs...fine ill read this too
>>151019237made of Jade's penis
>>151019145>doesn't stop him from molestin6 rose.No. He effectively 'mindwashed' her at worst. Made her more like him. But only the Rosebot version of her.I guess you didn't actually read any of it. Oh well I don't blame you. It's really not as horrible as people make it out to be, it's just kind of a emotionally draining read. If you cared about any of the characters in the original comic.>>151019130>6 vriskas happenedOh thats cool. It's nice because I kind of have this impression that equiusfags and vriskafags are cool with each other. We both like garbage. And that's 0k. Unless I'm mistaken.
>>151019237>>151019250still don't know why it wasn't Roxy+Jade, makes way more sense for the entire dumb idea
>>151014261Since you're up to date, I have to ask: how do you feel about the main group of "friends"? I feel like only 2 of the 6 characters even barely tolerate each other, and the last 2 introduced (Gene and the guy with a caveman) are boring as fuck.
>>151019252>equiusfags and vriskafags are cool with each other
>>1510192768ecause Roxy is completely strai6ht, where as Rose is 8isexual. Roxy would've said no since Jade is a dick6irl (and it'd 8e kinda 6ay for her)
>>151019299Don't fucking reply to me you roleplaying freak
>>151019322Equius if he hated nepeta
>>151019010I'm seeing the rediscovery of the general thread happen in real time. It is surreal.Enjoy it while you can.
