>>151011760
I can’t believe he’s dead

Isn't this a lost episode? 7G06?

Why won't Matt Groening talk about it? When confronted about dead bart Matt Groening refuses to talk about it

All these remakes out there and not one of them followed the actual script… I kinda wish someone tried while Sora was unrestricted

https://lostepisodecreepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dead_Bart/Script

>>151011901
This one comes close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtQjEb5tUcg

>>151012030
Not too bad

Maybe someday we’ll get a full 20 minute remake that follows the script 100%

I think the effectiveness of creepypasta have been sabotaged by post-Snowden internet cynicism and anti-autism activists. Dead Bart isn’t even written badly. It’s unlikely to be real, but that doesn’t change the fact that not only could the reported events totally have happened, they’re actually *so* likely to have happened that a story written about the concept has persisted and been present in nerd culture consciousness for over a decade. The issue is that people treat stories like these as a proxy for the tendency of so-called autistic people to combine video games, cartoons and comics with dark or deep themes that aggravate the kind of manchildren that use those types of media as a fashion statement (Arin, Dunkey, etc.) and don’t actually care about them, meaning that creepypasta in contemporary web culture needs to constantly be reduced to a stupid sight gag of the Nostalgia Critic with bleeding eyes and misrepresented like the Pickle Rick gag so no one takes it seriously. It’s really disgusting, especially considering how much the same culture obsesses over reading print nowadays, which means they’re hypocritically trashing amateur authors just to own the retards.

>>151012162
The average poster would call this schizo babble but I 100% agree.

>>151012250
They’d call it schizobabble because they’re the audience for the critique, but you’re smart enough to know that.

>>151011760
Creepy pasta was never good

>someone please produce AI slop of a creepy pasta written by a retarded kid 15 years ago

>>151012760
I fucking dare somebody

>>151012743
Idk Dead Bart got to me as a teenager. The Disappearance of Ashley, Kansas is one that mortified me too.

Has anyone else contacted Matt Groening about Dead Bart? I went up to him on the street

>>151012788
Because at least they were short.

The fact that they were short enough to entertain you but not enough to capture you left you with a lasting feeling.

Sadly creepy pastas are magnets for autistic people that hyper fixated on them discussed them to death and tried to explain them or spread them to people with so much obnoxiousness that people just saw them as lame writing prompts instead of a spooky short what if scenario.

die bart die