Peni Parker thread
>>151012812Love Peni.
>>151012812More like PENIS Parker
>>151012812They're doing a Peni Parker focused Day of the Dead-themed event in Rivals, if anyone is interested. Nothing too amazing, but there is this picture of Peni with her dad.
>>151013021It looks very similar to the mini-series, but I don't think he ever actually appeared in it.
Alright, let's ask the real questions.WHEN...is she getting a sixty issue ongoing?
>>151013132Like any other new characters, she needs to get a good supporting cast of characters + one major popular character to establish her as someone who can hold a series.Easy way out is using X-Men characters.
>>151013147I'll be dead in the ground before Peni associates with any damn muties!
>>151013157>dead in the groundHey, that's what Kamala got when she got "promoted" to being in the X-Men's orbit.
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>>151013132
Uoohhh peni Parker erotic!! ToT ToT ToT
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>>151012903UNF
>>151013301t. Mysterio.
>>151013712>Posting goreBack to /b/
>>151013723It's not gore, the guy who made it was eating a burger and ketchup squirted out of the bottom when he bit into it and accidently got it on the meme.
>>151013736What a slob.
Edge of Spidergeddon or whatever her second story was called kinda suckedHer and Noir should just team up and do a buddy cop/mecha series
>>151013280nice
>>151013132They’d just find some way to shoehorn in Miles, Gwen or some of the other Spider people instead of just letting it be a Peni series.
>>151013741Yeah, it was a bit of waste of what is arguably Spider-Man's second biggest villain; but on the plus side, it's Venom. He'll be back eventually, and now he has something to build off of.The story just kind of suffers from the fact that it only has one issue to tell the story it wants.
>>151013750This. it's just compression.For the story to work best, you need about five chapters. One or two of Peni and Addy bonding, becoming friends, shooting the shit together, having fun, but Peni always comes out on top (because she's the more experienced pilot,) and Addy starts to feel worthless and a little resentful.Then you get a chapter or two of Addy pushing herself harder, giving more and more of herself to the Ven#m mech to outperform Peni despite everyone warning her of the danger, and it works! And she becomes the hot new sp//dr and starts hoarding all the attention and now you can play up Peni feeling worthless and worried that she's going to be replaced at what she feels is the only thing her father asked of her. The ultimate proof that she'll never live up to his legacy, because her friend is doing it better.THEN you have the big finale where Ven#m takes control and absorbs Addy and May and tries to consume Peni too (because he wants the best pilot) and Peni wins when she realizes that being sp//dr was never a competition, and her father would never have wanted it to be one. They can each do their best and that's fine; they'll always have the support team to help them.And then you take the little alien spider that's the real Venom and put him in a tube for later.
>>151013750>now he has something to build off of.Just as long as they play up the May angle (established relationship, secrets that connect to Ben and Peni directly) rather than the Addy angle (interacted with each other once, nothing really happened)It's not like they can't tell a satisfying story in a single issue, but hopefully any follow ups or rewrites are done over a longer series anyway
>>151013712The faggot that made this confessed to a homicide and showed this picture.He then got laughed out of the precinct while mumbling something about reality or something
>>151013077what's funny is that this is canon to her in Spider-Verse. She used to be happier-go-lucky the first time we saw her, then the second comic was basically her being Female Shinji Ikari
>>151012812is he rubbing her head or about to pick her up by it?
>>151014076so who whacks off to her comatose body?
>>151014090First one, then the other
>>151013741How does one combine noir mystery and shin getta robo?
>>151014193Something like thisAlternatively I had a dream that was:>Classic detective's office on top of mecha workshop>Peni's dad worked with a young Noir for cases/situations that Oscorp didn't want to handle/wanted to bury, so he often made use of the mecha workshop underneath Noir's detective office>Peni's dad is killed, Peni takes up SP//dr>Now it's Noir who has to mentor Peni and they fight crime together (and take down those responsible for Peni's dad's death)>They fight a big Green Goblin mecha on top of a tower at some point>I get woken up by screeching birds around this point
>>151014193If you think about, Misato's plotline is just a noir tale without the grizzled detective.
>>151013383>>151012903welp I guess I'll jerk off
>>151012812Penis Parking.
>>151014245You know what, you're right, I take back my shallow view. It's essentially the jaded detective and his naïve dumb muscle best friend.
>>151012812No way my Peni is that cute.
>>151014319I'd Park my Pení in 'er.
>>151014377welp
>>151014100shouldn't that be "whose comatose body does she whack off to?"She'd be assuming Shinji's role, not Asuka's.
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>>151014446splendid
>>151013712So does that mean every time I kill a NPC in a videogame, it's like killing a person in real life?
>>151014446Damn. She's so fucked up.
>>151014446>Putting more white on a black & white characterThe perfect crime
>>151014520spec ops the line basically
>>151013077What Miguel and No Miles does to a mf
>>151013021Oh, and it also has an emoticon where she uses Spider like a web-shooter, which is an idea that I've always found cool and am glad to see is semi-canon now.
>>151013132Any day now!
>>151016574Magi is a treat
Made her dress like a cunt.
>>151014446Nice
>>151017122What situation requires her to dress like thatIs she going to a party
>>151014319Lol
>>151012812Cute
>>151012964I don't follow the marvel stuff, but now I know they have a character that in my language directly translates to Penises ParkerAnd she's a little kid
>>151018803Who is it?
Penniless Parker
Remember how fans immediately pivoted to Peni x Miles once the writers started getting weird about Gwen?
>>151014319>Peni getting pregnant by MilesThen Miles runs off & Peni is forever cursed as a single mom with some ugly biracial mudkid.
>>151020688>you're making fun of meYou deserve it for being a coalburner, Peni.
>>151013077I love the idea of depressed/Eva Peni but know it was a fluke and not going to happen in beyond the spiderverse. Peter Parker is petty much made for suffering so it makes sense to happen to Peni too.
>>151017522Not a fancy party, clearly.Unless she's in her rebel phase and acting out.
>>151020933>"Peni, did you masturbate in the mech again?">"Fuck you, old man. I do what I want, I'm fucking Spider-Man! I'm the most important one here!">"I only ask because you forgot to turn off the internal cameras this time. I had to delete the footage before anyone else saw.">"OH. Um...o...okay. I'll...um...I'll stop... S...sorry, uncle."
>>151020716should've pivoted to peni x gwen
>>151021742Now we're talking.
post Peni's spats
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>>151020716Pivot some of that energy to some fanfics, why dontcha.
She gets mogged by Supaidaman
>>151022256He's right. T_T
>nobody posted early Peni
>>151022863Wow, early Peni is CUTE!
>>151020846quadracial goblin*Miles is a coyote, Peni is a hapa.
>>151022915...
>>151023716I already said that I like her pig-nose, you don't need to zoom in on it.
>>151022020flat and erotic
>>151023749Impossible, anime and pig noses can't co exist
>>151023838Bet you feel stupid now.
>>151023873>Peni x Razorback team up confirmed.
>>151023873Now show me a female
>>151024218That IS the female.
>>151012812I will lewd the spider loli.
>>151024105You act as though Razorback in a monster truck themed mech wouldn't be the coolest shit.
>>151025386Mmmm, Penis butt.
>SV Peni is happy and kawaii>comic Peni is depressed and broken>Rivals Peni is sassy and bloodthirstyI love all the Peni's.
>This thread
>>151025655hehehe
>>151025655oooouuuuugh it's not true
>>151025386
https://files.catbox.moe/5jqp6t.png
>>151020861not canon
>>151025780Nice.
>>151020716is Miles VA still being a weirdo? If I were the director, I'd go out of my way to get this kid laid so they can go with the plan A romance subplot
>>151022256They really ought to combine all the Japanese/anime Spiderman/Spiderman-adjacent things anywayThat Doc Ock series where he's a little Japanese girl feels like a perfect Peni nemesis
>>151026919what about Spy Darma?
>>151025780Peni thought she had made the last outfit she'd ever need to wear, instead she made the last one she would ever wear.
>>151027034Really, why did she even make a birthday suit option? That can't be tactically advantageous.
>>151027058It's the element of surprise
>>151027060The enemy can't see her inside the cockpit!
>>151027179It's to throw off enemies that can, whether by X-ray vision or breaking it openIt's very important to prepare for all possibilities
>>151027205Even X-ray or tear her suit off?
>>151014319NOOOO
>>151027205They'll just think that she's some kind of lewd, sex-crazed pervert!
>>151027238And that's the most dangerous Peni Parker of all!
>>151027238Everyone knows that the closer you are to your mech, the better a pilot you are. And how can you get closer to your mech than literally feeling it against your skin? It's not perverted, it's efficient. Transcendent. Everyone will be doing it in the future.
>>151025780>>151027034What plausibly happens after this? How does she adjust to perpetual nudity?
>>151027251>Everyone knows that the closer you are to your mech, the better a pilot you areGetter Rays....stop it.....
>>151014319How does this happen?
>>151020688mmm cynical peni
>>151027420Her lack of hope for a better future is so sexy.
>>151012812It's the hair, trust me. My first 3 anime crushes had similar hair styles
>>151012812the nortubel of Spiderman
>>151027537I bet that she doesn't care if she lives or dies. You know what that means? Freak in the bedroom.
>>151027718Noir keeps buying her pants but Peni doesn't wear them around him...
>>151027718You taking requests again?
Peni deserves someone younger than her.
Its kinda funny that besides the Peni hype, noone on this planet read any of her comics.
>>151028065Speak for yourself, I've read all her comics.
>>151028065I have. It's not like she has that many.
>>151028075It's actually kind of interesting, I had a discussion recently on Peni's pseudo secret identity.Cause, like, in her first comic, it's blatantly obvious that everyone knows that she's the pilot of Sp//dr. Daredevil shows up at her school to ask her for help, Jameson is constantly trying to hire her, Mysterio is in love with her and she's practically the face of Oscorp, the protector of the city, and it's clear that her identity as Sp//dr isn't a secret.But then her second comic comes out, and suddenly it IS a secret. And they awkwardly try to retrofit it by having Addy claim that it's just the people in her class that know she's Sp//dr. And you have villains like Kraven in her third comic who are surprised to find out that she's a child, despite the fact that Kraven is hanging out with at least two other people (Mysterio and Sinister) who know that she's Sp//dr.And then it gets even more confusing in her mini-series, because now apparently her class doesn't know that she's Sp//dr and it's a full on secret that only Oscorp knows. And you have the classic Spider-Man dynamic of having her disappear whenever a villain shows up and everyone acts surprised when Spider-Man appears a moment later and none of them realize that it's her despite literally getting out of the mech.It's very strange. A very confusing limbo. Personally, I think it should be a secret. Let her have her private life with her normal school friends.
>>151013298Isn't there literally a Celestial at the south pole that's the source of all life on Earth? Progenitor?
>>151027718Post the one of them chilling out in their hideout/apartment/wherever that is
>>151028169To be fair to Kraven, he was dead until Mysterio was thrown in prison, and Sinister intentionally didn't tell him that Peni's dad was dead so that he would mistakenly try to kill Peni instead.
What are the essential Peni comics anywayI've read the first one and the Spidergeddon one
>>151028274I have good news for you, those are the essential ones.Maybe read the mini-series if you really want more. It's intended to just flesh out the world a bit.
>>151027377Spider-Sperm
>>151027789>>151027758I kept wanting to draw her with Peter-B instead for some reason. >>151028225I have been meaning to work on that.
>>151028341Spider-SpermRadio-activeSpider-Sperm
>>151017522She just likes to dress like a cunt.
>>151028458I love that show!
>>151028321Well that sucksGuess I'll stick to thinking about Peni x Noir fanfiction
>>151028393It's pretty good already but I look forward to seeing the complete version>>151028458Fair enough
She's pretty kawaii for an industry plant
>>151028477>File nameKek
What do you think Peni's role in Beyond the Spider-Verse will be like? For me, I don't ask for much. I just want to see her have as much screen time as possible. I want her to be involved in important events like the main characters, but I probably want it because Miles is the main character. So, it's good that she appears on the screen, even if it's not much, but it's important. And I hope Sony doesn't kill her.
>>151029130It'd be nice to see her beat her depression, at least
Actually amazing how little impact Rivals had on her /co/ discussions after the devs revealed she is 18
>>1510295301. Not our Peni.2. Old and busted
>>151029530Even so I think it's a serious shame they haven't released a Peni skin that looks the way she does in the films, art style clash be damnedJust embrace the multiverse shit properly and have some skins that look weird
>>151029530I do wish we had more art of Wasteland Peni, just because of my amputee fetish.
>>151033958Do you think Ultron would be a good villain for Peni?
>>151033958>just because of my amputee fetish.excuse me gentleman, but WHAT?
>>151037040I like girls that are a little broken and Wasteland Peni is missing a leg.
>>151037104shit, you are right, I never noticed
We love Peni and we eagerly await when Marvel gets a clue and gives her an ongoing.
