Absolute Joker
>>151013287Okay now where's the porn?
>>151013287Absolute trash. Only retards like the slop that is absolute comics
>>151013287>Joker is a shapeshifting demon who's also like 15 feet tallIs there anyone in this universe who's normal sized?
.......Scott's kids REALLY got him into Berserk didn't they?
Absolute Cringe
>>151013357Superman is shorter than usual, does that count?
>>151013357Flash?
>>151013378Maybe Bruce will borrow Diana's sword. Or get an upgrade to turn his cape into a retractable sword. That axe just isn't going to cut it anymore at this rate. Things were already over the top. May as well go full throttle.
I just realized, had Absolute Batman gotten an animated or vidya adaptation they totally would've casted Kevin Conroy as Joker wouldn't they have?
>>151013287This feels gay.I don't know why but it reminds me of books a friend that likes yaoi used to read, must be the hands and no ass.Seriously this joker wouldn't be out of place in a supernatural boys love manga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIPzv8T2VNE
>the absolute state of joker
>>151013287He's a big guy.
>>151013287honestly, the normal look is way cooler. i get it, everyone in Absolute Batman is a super big and amped up freak compared to their normal version, but i kinda like that Joker is just a normal guy. both in his design (which only vaguely carries traces of his original design) and in his worldview (desiring order above all else and maintaining the status quo, which is arguably the most "normal" thing one can strive for). the big devil design is cool, sure, but it just doesn't really feel..."right", i guess? like, why is he suddenly mutating into a big demon guy? other than giving Batman a physical threat i guess
>>151013621It's even dumber when Killer Croc exists. This is just taking his niche for no real reason.
>>151013621His first appearance he's sitting in a baby fetus chair and harvesting their adrenochrome, he wasn't normal from the start
>>151013287Very 90s, I like it
>>151013621I partially agree but I'm willing to see what Snyder is cooking.>>151013634Killer Croc is an ally and meant to be tragic. The Joker is just pure villain.
>>151013621>>151013650The current theory is that Snyder is revisiting his old "Joker is actually a demon" idea but this time without editorial interference and decades of baggage
>>151013287Didn't we already have sort of have this with The Batman joker?
>>151013675If Killer Croc isn't cured and is still an ally, I'm willing to bet Demon Joker kills him
>>151013287I still kind of hope this is more for nightmare sequences and stuff like that mass of flesh Bane thing was, but it is starting to get harder and harder to believe that.
>>151013564Yes, I think you may be right. Sounds like just the thing they'd do to try to spin things on it's head.
>>151013677If they're going to do that I'd prefer if he's just a mutated monstrosity rather than an actual demon demon. A self made monster. If he's just constantly changing as his mutations warp him back and forth.
>>151013287It's okay Batman. Joker is tall but you can still climb him before raping him. Or just get him on all fours.
>>151013287This shit is so embarassing.
>>151013287So Absolute Batman is definitely getting some kind of superpower isnt hs?
>>151013287Still better than pushing Black Catwoman yet again
>>151013287Absolute Batman (and the entire Absolute series) sucks and will be remembered as slop
>>151013807>t. nerd
Bruce it's not fucking worth it
>>151013287A deathclaw?
>>151013829Yes I am a NERDBookworm Im studiousFrom my cerebral cortex to my gluteusBack in Kindergarten I aced my college entrance examsNow Im no rocket scientist...Oh wait I amWhen I pour my Alpha-Bits I get nothing but straight AsMy retainer and headgear connect to a back braceIve got a pocket protector protector protectorI broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape em togetherRun off back to Plebbit and type stuff no one will ever seeYoure a geek, that means youre just a hipster wannabe
>>151013928Bro what?
>>151013944You have to be either 14 or 41 not to know where those lyrics come from
>>151013778He's already got Venom running through his veins now. He's already got some kind of super power. Though knowing how Batman usually goes, I imagine he'll reject the Venom at the last moment and insist on finishing whatever final fight he has with Bane, and Joker, on his own human self. His already 6'9", 420 pounds average human self.
>>151013948I'm 28 and I don't know what the fuck that shit is, bro.
>>151013974Well then Google it nigger
>>151013948No clue anonDon't presume everyone knows the meaning behind your thoughts or you come off as a retard
>>151014034If he gets it its funny, if not its 4chan
>>151013287What bothers me about this design is how the snaggleteeth are jagged and stick out every which way, but when he's smiling they fit neatly togetherYes I'm an autistic faggot
So, what, Absolute Joker is a cross between Joker and Manbat?
>>151013948im forty and have no idea what the fuck you on aboutits a clear autistic flag to assume everyone else has the same knowledge points as you do.Only an autist assumes they dont need to give context.
>>151014133This new Joker reminds me of literally Pennywise.
>>151014176Shit...It IS literally Pennywise!
literally the clown/violator from spawn
>>151013730>What if The Substance, but with Joker instead of Demi Moore
>>151013928Rhett and link posted this 10 years ago...
>>151013378Berserk at it's edgiest is absolutely up Snyder's alley. Dude probably skipped the Golden Age and started right at the Eclipse
>>151013802Newmar played Catwoman in the following episodes during season 1 and 2 of the 60s show:>The Purr-Fect Crime.>Better Luck Next Time.>Hot Off The Griddle.>The Cat And The Fiddle.>The Cat's Meow.>The Bat's Kow Tow.>The Sandman Cometh.>The Catwoman Goeth (A Stitch In Time).>That Darn Catwoman.>Scat! Darn Catwoman.>Catwoman Goes To College.>Batman Displays His Knowledge.And also in the animated movies based on the show:>Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders.>Batman vs. Two-Face.Kitt only played Catwoman in the following episodes during the very last season:>The Funny Feline Felonies.>The Joke's On Catwoman.>Catwoman's Dressed To Kill.She also wasn't allowed to seduce Batman unlike Julie's Catwoman since she was black. Julie played her 14 times, Eartha played her 3.
Why doesn't absolute joker just rape the batman
>>151013287Ok.How big will be absolute Gordons cock?
>>151013965That's not a superpower. That's just a druggie with their drug implanted into themselves for a better delivery system.
>>151016741I mean, have you seen this series' Bane? The guy can rewrite someone's entire body structure with his fists to make ironic jokes and references.
>>151016741Using a drug that gives superpowers is absolutely a superpower, don't argue.
>I said "pick up the soap", batman
Everyone keeps forgetting Bruce has a dump truck.He could just run Bane or Jonkler over with it
>>151013287Badass.
>>151013287>White man turns into the devilSubtle
Trigger adapting Absolute Batman Yay or nay?
>>151013287I'M DA JONKLER BABY
>>151017408Yakub would be proud.
>>151017546Nah, get Bones
>>151017546As long as Trigger isn't writing it, it should be fine. They know how to make things look good but their stories are just shit.
>>151013287Hight ruins the design
>>151013357Sorry anon, but Darkseid height is used as a base.
He has bat ears
>>151017564Yakub was a mistake
>>151013287So what would it be like to get raped by Absolute Joker?
>>151014435yeah, it's like they took a screenshot from violator mid-transformation and made him skinnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_713L4NaIM0
>>151013572"a friend"Sure thing, anon.
>>151013287You know what this reminds me of?
>>151013287Why does it make me think of sexy Grinch?
>>151013564>Mark Hamill as Batmancould've been interesting
>>151013802>>151015309Based
Would I enjoy Absolute Batman if I come at the angle that everything about it is fucking ridiculous and nonsensical and that is what makes the ride fun?
>>151013287So why is he a demon?
>>151013287Is it me or he looks like those monsters from the first live action Scooby Doo movie?
>>151013287What's stopping Bruce from asking Diana to tag in and handle certain things, like giant demonic clowns?
>>151020599Because Darkseid fucking hates Bruce
>>151020722If Darkseid designed every aspect of this world he could've made it a lot worse rather than just tipped slightly against the heroes. Like post apocalyptic
>>151015309This
>>151020631A lot of people are pointing it out lol
>>151013378Less that and more Snyder's super fucking pissy he got told to fuck off when he tried to retcon Joker as being an immortal demon during the New 52.
>>151016741Guess hour man doesn't have a super power then
>>151020591Yes. The series makes it pretty clear it's ridiculous over the top silliness and should be taken like that. If you come in it with an enjoy the ride mentality then it'll be a good time .
>>151020836wonder if he'll make duke robin since they told him he couldn't do that too
>>151020591yeah, it's the best kind of retarded
>>151013287Does this mean he is going to beat Bane next month?
>>151020591Yeah, I think you're expected to drop any serious suspension of disbelief over the idea of a city engineer Batman could bring the second he drives a fucking BelAZ into battlePeople have made the comparisons but it's Batman meets Baki
Is absolute universe the first proper comic book success in the last 20 years (not including movies/games/animations just comics)?
>>151013287Oh hes a spring heeled jackIt all makes sense nowCalling it,hes jack the ripper too
>>151021420Define successThere's still Dog Man
Why do people think Absolute Joker being a literal demon is cool but shit on other reimaginings like Kung Fu Dreadlock Joker or Nomura Joker?
>>151021483Nomura is too Nomura and The Batman has the too toyetic and kiddy vibes after JL
>>151020204Makes me think of the Magician from HotD.
>>151021420Among the big two? Or DC? Possibly? Feels like it's at least the one that's gotten the most word of mount and attention even among the casual audiences.
>>151013287It comes off as a generic demon from some anime
It feels a lot like Spawn I guess.
>>151013948I know what this is anon. You're not alone.
>>151013287There comes a point where we're getting too far from the source material. Just make a new character at that point.
>>151013287I know what snyder is doingJoker was inspired by man who laughsHe was also portrayed as jack the ripper Im gonna take a leap in logic but I think joker is either a man who was spring heeled jack first urban legend you could argue and he became a demon or was a demon that inspired spring heeled jack and then turned into saucy jackSpring heeled jack makes sense to me because he is depicted as both mischevious and murderous yet always terrifyingAlso jack being a card and so is jokerIdk cards but I think joker is a jack type cardLook at those legs,its a build made for leapingIf he has membranes under the arms he would look like a naked furless bat...Oh snyder is doing an evil batman designMakes sense with bruce doing the cape walk
>>151013948Or just despise rap and never involve with anything involving it. Even parodies.
>>151021244Bane ends at 15th and then 16th is crossover with wonder womanWe start joker at 17th issueI expect that joker will have two arcs atleast
>>151020737But if they are at rock bottom they cant fall further and break their spine
>>151016858It can mean two things anon...
>>151013287Looks like something from the 80’s
>>151021483Wait hol on that actually looks sick as fuck but... It's just not JOKER you know?
>>151013287Not gonna lie, most interesting thing they've done with Joker in years.
>>151013287He sort of looks like Manbat too. Wonder if that will end up being a thing. Like a bat on bat brawl in the end. That left middle shot where he's nearly triple Batman's already 6'9" height is crazy.
>>151023116What
>>151013287I dig it. Looks like a mix between Carnage and the devil
>>151013287This is literally just Violator from Spawn but Joker and not bug
>>151023211With the exception of Bruce Timm’s Joker, vanilla joker is kinda lame and cringe. I’ve always preferred his alternate versions
>>151022394It is an apostle from berserk
>>151020204I cannot unsee it now
>>151013287"We have Titan Joker at home."Only more likely compared to Absolute Bane.
>>151021483His Batman and Catwoman were dogshit but the crippled old man Joker with a exo skeleton wheel chair and Nurse Harley were inspired, would make a great Beyond villain
>>151023960I liked this freak. Him actually being a physical match for Batman with his weird Capoera dancing fighting thing was cool. And his wild hair being like a jester hat was a cool idea.
>>151023960Where are his shoes?
>>151013378Motherfuckers it's just SPAWN! Absolute Batman is just trying to be a somehow worse Spawn!
>>151020204It's almost exact.
The Jonk
>>151021483It's a neat design, but its not grounded enough to feel like The Joker. Batman is noir gothic, not anime mecha.
>>151024055>inspiredBy Batman Arkham Asylum?
>>151023821Dont look up dump truck as slang
>>151021483This was a Joker design? What was it for? Play Arts Kai?
Has Absolute Lex done anything? He looks like such a söylent fag that he may be the evilest of all or he could be a good guy
>>151029016Not yet but he looked like he was the ace in the hole for the new Justice League Joker and crew were building so I'm guessing he's going to be a real monster when he's up and running.
So with Absolute Joker being part of a secret cabal, sacrificing babies to stay young, and now a real demon form, is he just Moloch? I guess Snyder's kids are afraid of those Bohemian Grove stories about depraved rich people.
>>151021200He's doing worse as as the leaks for the book that came out a couple of months back that turned out to be true said Robin is going to be a corporate superhero who is funded by Joker as controlled opposition to Batman.
>>151030249There were leaks? How extensive were they or were they just general notes?
