Fat fuck refuses to go on a diet

>>151013405
He's hungry

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Galen needs lap band surgery.

>People shit and fart for decades to have a comic accurate Galactus adapted to live action
>They do it
>None like it

Explain you'reselves

>>151013619
Galactus has always been boring as fuck. Fantastic Four as well. Doom is responsible for carrying 99% of the time whenever someone claims to be a fan of them

>>151013619
>Has a gorllion powers
>Doesn't use any

>>151013619
It was just nerds bitching. Casuals didn't give a fuck because they didn't know who this fucking guy is.
>>151013628
>Doom is responsible for carrying 99% of the time whenever someone claims to be a fan of them
And you don't even need the F4 to fuck with Doom. Bro's treated like an Avengers villain nowadays anyway media-wise, and was Spidey's nemesis in the 80s Spidey cartoon.

>>151013619
Normies have a distorted perception of Galactus, always treating him as an "Avengers level threat" (a term which is already a misconception), when that's never been the case. The movie dealt with him like most of the comics do, yet given the public doesn't know much about them, the confusion arises.

>>151013405
Tummy making the rumblies

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>>151013429
>Galactus is on Ozempic now. Yeah, apparently the Devourer of Worlds got tired of breaking space-time every time he stepped on a scale. His doctor said, ‘Maybe try eating fewer solar systems, champ'.
>Bro’s on Ozempic, but his metabolism’s still slower than a Fantastic Four reboot. Even Reed couldn’t stretch enough to call that fagt fuck ‘healthy.’
>I asked the Silver Surfer how it’s going, and he said, ‘Honestly, I miss when he just ate planets. Now he just cries into black holes about portion control.'
>Anyway, give it up for the big guy. He came all the way here tonight -- mostly because he thought the Milky Way was a dessert bar.

>>151013619
Reactionist faggots bitching about muh spic reed and muh tranny surfer, and normies who don't give a shit about the F4

>>151014651
Uncle Ben getting shot after this post was retribution for telling such bad jokes

Why didn't he just go:
>Okay. Bring me the kid then.

>>151013628
Wrong, secondary faggot

>>151013405
no bitches

>>151013699
everything about your post is so wrong that it’s irritating and you talk like a nigger so kys

>>151015703
He just felt like taking him on his own. He paid almost no attention to the FF, which to him were not even worth considering.

>>151013619
>Galactus
>He is just a big guy 4U
He was more threatening before he was shown

>>151014651
lmao

>>151013405
He looks fucking stupid.