Now that the dust has settled, is it fair to say Foxy Grandpa was the greatest comic strip of all time?
>>151018792This night ordered an entire fuckkng barrel of oranges just for himself. Holy shit he must fucking love oranges. I bet you could get your daily recommended dose of vitamin C just from sucking his blood like a mosquito. Like suck suck I am now immune to AIDS.
>>151019323And he will risk his life to protect them from those idiot kids!Is the greedy fuck even able to consume all those oranges before they rot?
>>151019398>greedy fuckShow Foxy Grandpa some respect!
Based gramps
>>151019671He's hoarding the oranges!
That's just famed cartoon character Colonel Heeza Liar, what kind of horse shit is this
>>151019323>>151019398>>151019671>>151020170Gramps just casually hoisted several hundred pounds worth of fruit then leapt several feet in the air flatfooted while wearing a 120lb barrel, you really want to be the guy telling him what he can and can't do with his oranges?
>>151020479His produce based tyranny has gone for TOO LONG
>>151018792How is Grandpa going to explain the heart attacks he gave those kids?
>>151020479I'm gathering a team. A team that can take out Foxy Grandpa and his SICK fruit-guzzling ways. This ends now.
>>151020587Those kids could also have killed him with those tools. He knew casualties were a possibility
>>151020655That's one cold old man.
>>151018792Those boys look like miniature adults
Could Everett True take on Foxy Granpa?
>>151020209¡PLOP!
>>151020728Everett has the strength and the grit, but Grandpa is cunning.
>>151020728Everett's compassion would be his greatest weakness in this case
Grandpa frightens the kids to death, again.
Beating up the kids.
This prank war's getting out of control.
>>151018792>Foxy Grandpawhat's his canon dick size?
That man fucks hard, you just know it.
Turns out there was official Foxy Grandpa merchandise, most of which was horrifying.
>>151021896Imagine being autistic back then and having a sexual fixation on Foxy Grandpa, then seeing these things in the storeBy day's end you'd be fucking them in the little holes you had immediately cut in the ass
This is proof that the Sunday "funnies" were always terrible, it's not due to modern wokeism or something. Newspapers want "safe" humor that won't offend anyone and lose them potential customers, so this SHIT is what you end up with.If you want REAL comics, you have to go online, where people are able to post vulgar offensive crap. Stonetoss always makes me laugh, even when he says supremacist shit, because he has built his market up specifically as a provocateur who offends and shocks people, so there's no pressure from people above him to censor his pure unrestrained autism. Real humor thrives on triggering and traumatizing, because then it's actually close to real world struggles. Otherwise, you get the shit OP posted: grampa jumping around in a barrel of oranges and not offending anyone.Nazis in free-for-all minimally moderated online spaces are frequently funnier than mainstream humorists for this very reason. I can't think of a single time Adam Sandler made me laugh, but I can remember pissing my pants with laughter just the other day at what some manbaby polfag with a serious case of white fragility was whining about right here on 4chan. Something about black people and secret cabals of jewish transvestites ruining his life, and I just lost it at his ravings and had to screenshot it.You know I'll be sharing it with people irl and on other forums.
>>151021996
>boob mcnuttI prefer Tit McCum but he's alright
>>151022196God I love Bush. Absolute moronic nepobaby that could barely talk. Like Biden. I wish Stonetoss was around then. Because the author tries to grift off of the conservacucks, he would have been forced to praise Bush and it would have been hilarious to watch the desperate awkward attempts to make him sound less stupid. Like denying water is wet.
>>151022306What the absolute fuck
>>151020209Foxy CHADpa predates your lame ass Heeza Virgin by a full 13 years moronhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foxy_Grandpahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Heeza_Liar
>>151022435>>151021619Comics from the 1900s and 10s are so funny because they're so unfunny and overwrittenComics from the 40s onwards can still be funny and well made but if you read comics from the beginning it's like the creators were autistic
For me, it's the original Popeye comics
>>151022563Heeza Liar is a better name than Foxy Grandpa. It gives me no pleasure to admit this.
>>151021896There was even a Foxy Grandpa musical. Apparently this clip is based off of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WejQY1kAjQ
>>151022576Krazy Kat started in 1913 and it still stands up on its own
For me, it's the racist Hi & Lois strips of the 1950s
>>151022654Love how the kids are about 30.
>>151022683A fellow with taste
I’m gonna contribute to this thread with some Segar strips.
>>151022771I'll contribute my two all time fav Popeye strips (I recommend buying the Popeye Sunday strip collections too. The Fantagraphics ones are in print again. https://www.fantagraphics.com/products/popeye-volume-1-olive-oyl-and-her-sweety )
>>151022801OH CRAP, THAT'S OUT OF ORDER. READ THIS ONE FIRST.
And if you were wondering about Hi & Lois, there was a Chinese laundry owner named Foo Yung.
>>151022840bro got that big ching Chong energy
The Kalamazoo Gazette printed a shit ton of Milt Gross on Saturdays (A gross of Gross if you will)I was the anon that shit on pre 40s comic strips but Gross is actually really goodexcept for that one panel
>>151021853What is the lore behind the Bunny? He's in every comic.
>>151022919What the hell is banana oil?
>>151023003'Bunny' was the cartoonist's nickname and sometimes pen name.
>>151023101Banana oil is slang for "nonsense"I don't know if it came from the comic or if it was already common before thenOlive Oyl's mother is named "Nana Oyl" after it
>>151023268Huh, interesting.
>>151021996>doesn't like Foxy Grandpa
>>151023031Alas, Ham Gravy, we hardly knew ye.
>>151018792I think what's most impressive is that a rabbit thought this up and drew it.
>>151018792I've seen better.
>>151026673So share it with us.
>>151026673>better than Foxy Grandpaimpossible.
>tfw you don't have the money to order antique Foxy Grandpa books
The boys are ugly AF, though.
>>151028383Class after class of ugly, ugly children.
>>151028383>he wants to see a bunch of cute boys in his comicsSeems a bit gay desu
>>151020728>Have enough spritely energy to cause mischief despite your advanced age, do you? Perhaps there is yet enough good humors for another good decade of labor in you, you moochacious free-loader! Perhaps next time you consider a premature retirement on society's good will, I'll do you the honors myself and retire you to the grave!
