Will we get this episode next year?
Racism isn't cool guys
>>151029296Asura....
Twitter is currently arguing about Bakugou Vs Reze and a significant amount of people genuinely think Reze wins this, lmao
>>151029311Post Bakugo having a nice ass
>>151029296MONSTERNOLONGERsura...
>>151029311Is Bakugou going to be suggested for every explosives user that becomes flavor of the month?
>HEY GUYS TWATTER SAIDwho asked
so, how does the merger work anyway? how will the challenges be conducted since the teams are dissolved?
>>151029311>>151029333She's called X now sweetie
To be honest I could see them doing Bakugo vs Reze early next year because it would be easy to research and Moro would probably specifically want to do it
>>151029296REIcism is cool.
Matchups for this feel?
>>151029380Unironically Kratos vs Asura
>>151029380KINGtrap vs Junko
>>151029380Dante vs Clive
>>151029345It's a match with no connections other than explosion powers and Bakugo obviously wins, and that's if the FOTM hasn't worn off by then. What can you even say about it?
>>151029318I can do that but I don't think anyone here would actually like it...
>>151029406Do it bitch.
>>151029404It doesn't really need any more reason to happen than "people are talking about it and Moro could make a fun animation out of it". It just depends on how long the hype around the movie lasts but if it's done in like, March then it would probably do well and wouldn't need much to produce
>>151029392>>151029380Junko TANKING Springtrap's Wall level (Highballed btw) punches with her Building level durability
Sonicbros...it's over.
Pokemon made the world fall head over heels for a Pajeet a couple of years ago This is the PR India needs
>>151029424I just feel like more people would just rather see Denji vs Yuji and that would be a better use of Moro's time (also Moro probably wants to do that fight way more)
>>151029311What even are their arguments other than recency bias
>>151029380How Apoc vs Bladam would have went with proper research.>But my energy absorption!Black Adam literally has more and better absorption fears.
>>151029380>Invincible vs 4 year old Gohan
>>151029311Don't they both have the issue of being orbiters who don't quite qualify for the better scaling of their series?
>>151029447I would like to see Denji vs Yuji more, yeah
>fears
>>151029445I thought only Iris was cosidered Indian in pre production notes.
>>151029380Unironically Thragg getting punched by Frieza
>cosidered
>>151029519He really did permanently stain the character didn't he.
>peranently
>Mudus was literally everywhere all at once>Dante dodged Mundus's INNUMERABLE amount of hands and killed himLights out, Clive.
>>151029533DC's fault for pushing him into everything
>>151029546Damn, and he still got tagged by a wall level guy?
>>151029464For what little I've seen >Reze is immortal >Reze is a trained Soviet Union soldier/assassin and Bakugou is a white boy born in privilege >Reze's explosions are stronger because big boom (presentation bias basically)There's also people saying that Bakugou's explosions are building levelHere's the thread of anyone wants to check it https://x.com/AronDiolex/status/1982766147251679469?t=LlTNgsabqWa7iFtKH1fzCg&s=19>>151029487Bakugou at least has the best Speed scaling in the series, there's a strong argument to be made for him being the peak of Speed in the verse (at least using Powerscaling logic)He blitzed Shigaraki and AFO while half dead, Deku needed Gearshift to keep up with Shigaraki at all.This puts Bakugou above Prime All Might in speed. Reze is weird because you mostly hear about her in Powerscaling debates as another Tool in Makima's arsenal.I do think that on her own she has some of the best feats outside the primals and Top tiers (Horsemen and Chainsawman himself)But of course she has almost no scaling whatsoever
>muh xitter>muh redditEnd these threads
>SHITter linkGentlemen...
>>151029559>There's also people saying that Bakugou's explosions are building levelHow is that wrong? As far as I know his he's showing was killing the baby extra AFO and that didn't go above building level.
>>151029472I went into that match assuming that Apocalypse would get statstomped, I thought he was supposed to be a mid tier shitter or something, can any Marvel scholars confirm?
>>151029237>Luz vs Anne, but neither of them have access to their magic and it's just two teens slapfighting
>>151029559>He blitzed Shigaraki and AFO while half deadNot really. He surprised them momentarily. That's not what blitzing means. And that was before they even got their best speed feats.
>presentation biasOh this is a new one from listroon
>>151029592They both job to my cock.
>>151029591Jason Aaron had him stomping young Thor but he never fights modern Thor. He has a brief fight with Jane Foster Thor + Young Thor and holds up for a bit but loses decisively.
Now that it's almost been a year, are we ready to admit that Kratos vs. Asura wasn't bad?Are we ready to accept that the episode isn't as bad as people say and isn't deserving of so much scorn and scrutiny and criticism? Of course some criticism is fine but the hatred towards that episode was unwanted and frankly just felt like a lot of Asura fans were upset their guy lost.Are we ready to accept that the animation and the story were also good? It wasn't DA's best work but it was still top notch and we got to see Kratos take on a huge enemy again, and he even got to reference Asura's own games
>>151029311How powerful are Bakugo's explosions? Cloud-splitting and scaling explosions to another character's punching power and cloud-splitting calcs, what's the biggest boom he's ever made?
30+ years and PokeRATS don't have a building tier monster. Why is that?
>>151029619I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
>>151029591You're totally correct. They essentially put a mid tier X-Men threat (dude literally left earth because he was afraid of Onslaught) against half the team up that KO'd Superboy Prime.I'm almost always on Marvel's side but this was clearly a spite motivated match.They literally avoided mentioning speed because it would have been such an impossible to ignore stat difference.
>>151029627Does the final boss from PLZA count as a Pokemon? It's literally a building.
>Captura de pantalla
>>151029582Anon...>>151029599There's a difference between showcasing your best speed feat and obtaining a new level of speed.AFO and Shigaraki were at their peaks by the time Bakugou Blitzed them, they didn't showcase their best stuff but they were still at their peaks.>>151029620I'm not entirely sure, I think this is the best he does by himself in the manga, but overall the biggest explosion he ever created must be the one from the movie (Deku shared OFA with Bakugou and together they dispersed a storm cloud the size of an island)
>>151029592Pretty sure Anne can throw down even without her gem powers. Luz not so much
>>151029559Yeah those are some shit arguments, there is no excuse even if you've only seen the Reze movie. In the movie it's explicitly mentioned Reze's regen is affected by how much blood she has access to, literally mid fight her ally had to supply her blood since her limbs weren't coming back.
>>151029660Why do you keep saying he blitzed a character he lost to?
>>151029631It was the trade for Raven vs Phoenix, I guess
Bring me Dante Alighieri
>>151029631The part that cracks me up is the page they used to justify the Death Seed being Celestial tier is literally the same page that says Apocalypse was never able to use the Death Seed to that potential. Wish I had the page on hand.
>>151029619>>151029630God bless this retard for giving us this gem of a pasta
>>151029674He was faster than Shigaraki (the guy is visibly flabbergasted at Bakugou's speed) but Shigaraki was still overall stronger.You know people can lose fights even with the speed advantage right?
>>151029702Retard? This man is a true scholar, gaping Redditsuratards. He is better
Here is Bakugou's best lifting Feat
>>151029392>>151029429it's pretty funny how nobody ever mentions that agony characters in FNAF canonically get hard countered by mindhax in the novels
>>151029739Source? That's funny as fuck if so
>>151029721Retarded comparison. One was made because even the staff wanted Asura to win and they thought this would make Asurasissies happy and the latter is driving home the fact that Bowser had a hard counter for anything Eggman could have done.
>>151029445what's with your obsession with Indians?
>>151029472They essentially said Apocalypse would have stat parity with his mutation alone plus the Death Seed, that he could read Black Adam's mind but not mindrape him, that he has regen over Black Adam and that Black Adam wouldn't resist the technorganic virus and they brought up energy absorption after all of that. I'm so burned out on capeshit to me they're brick number one and brick number two. Apocalypse fought Loki and Thor and tanked Black Bolt's scream so I don't give a shit if they say he can fight Black Adam because writers can clearly take him to that level.
>>151029753I miss Asura's wrath
>>151029725KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>151029752I think the reason the alternate scenarios existed is just because Moro wanted to include them and had enough time to make them after the full animation was finished
>>151029660>AFO and Shigaraki were at their peaks by the time Bakugou Blitzed them, they didn't showcase their best stuff but they were still at their peaks.That's not how scaling works. If Bakugou didn't match Shigi's best speed feats, he doesn't scale to that speed.Just because he out speed him earlier doesn't mean that feat updates as Shigi shows more speed.
>>151029631Prime is a meme bordering on "Kirby is the strongest video game character". Anyone tangentially related to Superman or herald tier can reliably knock him around for a while but people like to pretend he can bust infinite multiverses with the reddit retcon punch as if he retcons everyone he punches
>>151029714Blitzing means the person on the receiving end literally can't perceive what's happening to them. It's not a blitz if the speed difference isn't even enough for a win.
>>151029765Sure but they showed it when explaining Bower's counters
>>151029771>Anyone tangentially related to Superman or herald tier can reliably knock him around for a while That's cool and all but Apocalypse isn't in that ballpark anyways.
>>151029791I could see Apocalypse being in the ballpark of giving Superman a nosebleed but yeah he's not full on bloodlusted Superman strong
>>151029783There are insects that can blitz your perception, doesn't mean they win
>>151029806You're still using the term wrong.
>>151029771Kirby would beat Apocalypse too.
>>151029826Post Kirby destroying a galaxy :)
>>151029850NTA but Apocylpse destroyed a galaxy?Anons said he was B tier?
>>151029850Why? Apocalypse isn't even Onslaught level (who needed amps to reach planet tier).
>>151029826Apocalypse would try to make him the Horseman of Famine
>>151029856>>151029859>DeflectionsSo you can't post it?
A kirby series galaxy level feat is Dark Nebula creating a galaxy, whether you buy creation = DC is another discussion
I miss when destroying a galaxy was considered significant
>DC
>>151029867I don't care about Kirby winning, just Apocalypse losing. You're coming to the wrong guy.
>>151029884It still is. Most series are not even building level.
>>151029867Yeah it doesn't exist.
>>151029746in the books one of the possessed animatronics has the ability to give other souls happy memories which automatically kicks them to heaven, it also works with his own memories and memories he created from scratch pretty much agony gets fucked over by this mindhax as he was also capable of trapping the embodiment of agony in a bad memory with his mindhax
>>151029884Most people's heroes can't even destroy a mountain though.
Well, from what I’ve heard, Ultima (and thus Clive) doing this relies on Concept Manipulation. Which Dante has, even over himself. Dante has used it to strip himself of his Name/Concept and make himself Tony Redgrave (changing his value in reality) and changing it back to Dante as a teen (regaining his powers and memories).So it’s possible it’s a Wally V Archie Sonic Atom Manip situation. Yeah, Clive/Sonic can manipulate molecules/concepts on an absurd cosmic level, but Dante/Wally have full control over their individual concept/molecules and can just undo it, leaving it a worthless endeavor.
>>151029850Drawcia turned an entire galaxy into a painting but Drawcia effortlessly beat Kirby and Kirby needed outside help from (You) to beat her the next time
>>151029884It doesn't register in people's anymore. They skip straight to universal and multiversal
>>151029919>Dante has used it to strip himself of his Name/Concept and make himself Tony Redgrave>Dante told people his name was Tony, he has concept manipulation!!!!
>>151029934I'm..Galaxy level??
>>151029905>Kratos out of nowhere
>>151029631>oh well he scales toThis is capeshit, it is fucking useless 99% of the time unless it is consistent, feats, NOW.
>>151029966Present Apoc's first. He's even more of a scaling fraud.
He needs someone new to fight, he's been lonely lately.
>>151029905>KINGtos out of everywhere
>>151029961Only if you beat Canvas Curse.
Cute thragg image, he aint beating zod doe.
>>151029943Damn, local courts and judges handing out name changes confirmed for name/concept manipulation
>>151029943Prove that the concept of "Dante" exists if people only think his name is Tony
Could it work?
>>151029961>>151030008you also need Drawcia's brush which she dropped like a retard
>Drawcia's bushYum........
>"Leave SHITtrap to us!"
...so we can happily bear his children!
>>151030100>bearhaha that's a funny pun
>>151030062>the character is galaxy level because they beat this villain that created the galaxy>they only that because they took the power of the villain....kind of null void your argument.
>>151030100STAY AWAY FROM THOSE MINORS
>>151030062I'm keeping it.
>>151030112Follow the train of posts, he wasn't pro Kirby in the first place. He immediately pointed out he doesn't actually scale to Drawcia.
>>151030112>>they only that because they took the power of the villainthey were only able to do that*Got to proof read my shit more often.
>>151030113Actually at that point in their lives most of the remnants of despair should be around their early 20s
Wouldn't hitting a meteor to 9999 lightspeed be enough to destroy a galaxy?
>>151029660AFO and Shigaraki were "at their peaks" when Nagant gaped them with a bullet
>>151030201doing anything past lightspeed would destroy all of existence because you'd have beyond infinite mass and energy
>>151029919>Dante has used it to strip himself of his Name/Concept and make himself Tony Redgrave (changing his value in reality) and changing it back to Dante as a teen (regaining his powers and memories).so Dante can tank Ichibei's hax?
My HERO finally has Country to Continental Level AP and Relativistic Speed which means they can finally beat...*checks notes*Yor Forger
What's going to be the funniest meltdownWhen Dante winsOr when Ash wins
>>151030258Yor is cool though. She’s for fighting Roberta to make Ben’s ryona masterpiece.
>>151030269When Ash wins, listroon is going to make these threads unusable for about a week
If Ash wins I'm commissioning art of him NTRing various male protagonists
>>151029237Luz ain't lasting even a full minute if she doesn't get her Titan form. Not even if Anne also doesn't have her Calamity Gem powers.
>>151030269I highly doubt there will be an outrage if Dante win. People will be mad, but not even in the top 10. Seeing how people, especially Reddit, are super calm.
>>151030269>>151030310The reddit has pretty much been>Yeah Clive is underresearched and has a good chance of winning
>>151030310NTA but this place will spaz out because Lore won
>>151030318Feats fought the lore and the lore won...
>>151030299>Ash fucking Yugi in front of Atem
>>151030323Kek
>>151030323I NEEDED STATEMENTS CUZ I HAD NONE!
>>151030269The latter because Clivefags have been mostly chill so far while Yugifags have been acting far more unhinged.
>>151030323>>151030346Good shit.
>>151030350Do Clivefags actually exist? Seems like desperate featfags to put down the Lore Trio. I know Asurafags because they were seething over Large Planet Asura
>>151030350>Yugifags have been acting far more unhinged.Where? Most I see is the guy posting images seems to be Mexican.I literally see more Pokemon fans arguing with Pokemon fans (game vs anime, which legendary has the best feas etc.) than actual Yu-Gi-Oh stuff.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
why are a bunch of blacks on twitter suddenly calling "sweats gasoline boy" continental?continental gasoline I guess.
>>151030296the listman or woman not having a name makes me think they're some sort of mythical creature that only appears when you truly believe.genuinely, how do you know it's them when they appear?
>>151030380There have been some Final Fantasy fans here giving pretty normal discussion
>>151030269At this point there will probably be a bigger fallout if Clive wins compared to DanteFeatfags seem to have given up and accepted Clive is probably going to loseDante losing will lead to a shit ton of "D-D-DEBOOOOOONKED!!!" vids
>Pochita will fight one last time against Yoru>"Oh yeah! This time is for real! No holding back! Pochita will GAPE Yoru!" Said the deranged Pochitafags >Fight happens >Pochita gets off screened and ONCE AGAIN needs outside help to even keep himself on the fight People clown on Yuji for only winning fights with help (the few 1v1 wins he has are mostly against fodder) but Pochita is worse, because he always loses and needs help to save his ass every single time.What a fucking fraud
>>151030400I dunno, I asked the one guy and he just said:>Anon...And didn't elaborate.
>>151030269When Statements May Cry wins. Ash is sub-building level but least you can make up a bullshit excuse on why he could defeat Yugi most people would believe. There is no reasonable world where Featschad Clive loses when to Dante when he gets knocked out at wall level attacks.
>>151030400that gasoline was pumped from the anoos of Kratos
>>151030201pretty much what >>151030225 said which is why it's a silent rule in vs debating not to use stuff like that for strength feats
>>151030401he posts this. he hates Superman and wants Warrior of Light to kill him. he also posts Virgo Shaka from Saint Seiya against Jiren
>>151030422I'm pretty sure the mangaka hates Pochita/Denji being depicted as anything but losers, so he's inherently anti powerlevel.
>>151030380>I know Asurafags because they were seething over Large Planet AsuraIt took you that long? There were Asurafags since the Krasura waiting period as well as actual Kratosfags, not KINGtos shitposters. The Kratosfags got laughed out of the threads.
>>151030401>>151030451He's also the one posting the bingo cards, we know he's a troon because his online handle is victoriamikoto
>Ash doesn't have any impresive fea- ACK!Reminder that this broke reality and summoned Eternatus
>>151030401He's also an eastern sissy and seethed at Bardock, Asura, and Omni-man's loss
>>151030509Which one of Ash's Pokemon did this
>>151029387The Kratos meatriders would've cried themselves to sleep if they saw their fraud actually take damage. So they couldn't allow it.
>>151029660What's the biggest structure he's destroyed? No one cares about light shows and clouds.Near the end of the manga they act like Dabi nearly going nuclear was a bigger deal than anything Bakugou managed. And that would have only been well... Nuke level. Really makes it seem like Bakugou is lower than a nuke
>>151030530Seems like the opposite, Asurasissies cried that Kratos no sold everything
>>151029237Probably not, I don’t think ether of these series are popular enough for death battle.
>>151030380Don't forget Bayofag
>>151030509How does Eternatus work in the anime? He's literally just sleeping in normal space in the games. No reality breaking needed to summon him. Rose did it on his own.
>>151030442Beyond outerversal pillars that actually hurts the player IRL btw
>>151030536solar system level nuclear bomb
>>151030545Homelander did more damage to Omni-Man than Asura did to Kratos. You gotta stop taking the piss.
>>151030581that makes sense, Homelander can make lasers hotter than the sun. Kratos as lowballed as they possibly could is countless parallel universes beyond Asura.
>>151030509>this broke realityWhat does this mean
>>151029619No, it's ASS.
>>151030581>>151030591Funnily enough didn't omni-man no sell Bardock. There's also Doom Guy but that was obvious
I have reason to believe that someone has been swapping out people's notes. I have proof. *checks notes*OK, who wrote penis on my notes?
>>151030581Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage.
>>151030581Because the gap was that big. Viltrumites are stronger than any Supe could ever be but their eardrums are a big weakness and their internal organs are canonically human level.
*checks notes*it says here that you're gay
>>151030595......YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ASK THAT
>>151030497we also know he's a spic because he called himself a spic and uses Spanish subreddits
>>151030617
>>151030607Even if you disagree about Bardock losing, given the Sundisk gap between the two it makes sense for Omniman to take little damage.
>>151030624>>151030617This seems like an actual ATHF gag. Frylock does a fake medical check up on Shake, just to tell him he's a fag and Shake vomits in sheer anger.
>>151030509What am I even looking at? Looks like a flaming bird Pokemon getting intercepted by tentacles. Then a cut to a previously unseen pillar of fire going into the sky?
>>151030609>>151030626Many are saying this.
>>151030640so you're saying Shake has gag scaling?
Scanty and Kneesocks get the same stats as Panty and Stocking
I have gag reflex scaling
Saul Goodman can shoot lightning bolts from his fingertips, scaling the Breaking Badverse beyond ATLA
>>151029986The Beyonder gets fraudchecked next.
Check THIS out!
>>151030652Shake probably scales to The Mooninites who survived the moon being blown up in 2-And-a-Half-Star Wars Out of Five
Are we ready to admit DA just sucks ass at making fights that don’t visually look like complete stomps? Kratos and Asura is him just slamming two character models together without knowing really anything about how they fight, especially the latter. When a 10 seconds of a stickman animation does better to showcase their fighting than your 6 minutes of animation, something is wrong.
>>151030674Let him rest. They've retconned him six or seven times in the 2020s alone
>>151030663Asta…
How many times have characters in ATHF died and came back like nothing happened? Hell, one of the best gags on the show was Dr. Weird getting so mad at Gentleman Steve for not bringing him food he ripped out his own brain and spine.
>>151030447Why not? Kirby is even said to have infinite power.Also, it allows to back up any other potential feats of rediculous numbers, since we see cosmic level strength be something a character can do.
>>151030401>>151030451Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151030689There is no permanent way to kill anyone in that verse.
>>151030642NTA but iirc the bird is Leon's Gigantamax Charizard's Max Wildfire, so not a pokemon but a projectileThe tentacles is Ash's Pikachu using its exclusive Z-Move which shoots a bunch of multi colored lightning boltsIt makes a pillar in the sky I don't remember if it actually broke reality or if it just made pretty colors and called Eternatus to the location because of the power clash
>>151030689multiple times, it's also inconsistent as what is capable of killing and what isn't as I'm pretty sure Shake once chopped his head off and a few scenes later he was fine
>>151030689Dr. Weird's ass ate him, and by the next episode he was pissing out of his mouth because he grafted an antler to his groin.
>>151030617no.
>>151030706because then we'd have to give it to ever single fictional character that has moved in FTL speeds and then it gets fucking stupid
Can't Doctor Weird spit out exploding tacos or some shit?
>>151029943>>151030036Zamn judges law can manipulate reality at a fundamental level, to the point of changing powers and memories? Fuark!
>>151030722*checks notes*the notes say that the notes never lie
>>151030683It's weird because IIRC he made some that weren't too badI remembered Ganondorf vs Dracula looking pretty goodThe segment of Popeye vs Saitama that he animated was also alright
>>151030497The faggot was straight up dox'd with pics itt. Full troon, ugly as fuck.
Just a reminder that sans has NTR scaling
>>151030201It's a cutesy minigame
>>151030753wait was he? all I remember was his socials being posted which isn't doxxing since he posts the same shit here on Reddit, sometimes word for word
>>151030757Didn't she leave him cause he kept murdering children, THEN discovered San's bone?
>>151030685>WEAK to retconsMy hero HAL would never.
>>151030683I mean to be fair most of modern DB is very much "the winner ft. the loser" in terms of analysis and the fight
>>151030761In a cutesy game
>>151030779hey humans killed his child first
>>151030776Geolocatable pics were included. Search desuarchive.
>>151030780He was retconned into having a cosmic fear STD
>He rejects the Trinity
>>151030779Yes but in Deltarune sans just straight up cucks AsgoreWe don't know why he and Toriel divorced and he tries to win her back at several points but then we see sans getting Toriel drunk and keeping Kris up at night
>>151030803post it or at least a link to it on desuarchieve
>>151030806That was the STD that got retcon'd, anon. Not Hal.
>>151030814>do my work for meKill yourself listtroon.
>>151030818He used to go by Parallax on a whim but then it turned out Parallax was a cosmic fear STD. It directly retcons Hal. It also retcons his fall from grace to make him look better
>check noteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjUK-LDJok
>>151030808Only featards reject KINGtos, KING Slayer, and KINGte
There is nothing wrong with having STDs.
>>151030829we know it's you
>>151030830Again, the fear bug was the retcon, not Hal. He was still Parallax, still did everything. Sorry, fag.
>>151030779I believe she left after he declared "war" following Chara's death to free monsters from the underground and by extension keep hope alive. Sans eventually discovers Toriel's hermit home much later on and they bond via jokes.Toriel is kind of a shit wife and queen
>>151030836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmjUK-LDJok
>Clive's name is "Wyvern" at the start of the game when he's an assassin slave>He renamed himself Clive afterwardsHOLY FUCK CLIVE HAS CONCEPT MANIPULATION? DANTE RUN
Next island challenge was announcedIt's SaltyBet, they made a Mugen game with all 16 characters (except Frieren is swapped out with Phoenix Wright cause she doesn't have a character) and the team goals are to figure out which character's CPU beats which and then send out their best options in a best of 3
>>151030843I said kill yourself listtroon.
>>151030850So you don't know
>>151030779>>151030853To elaborate though this is UT version. We still dont know what went down with Asgore in Deltarune
>>151030728How many actual FTL characters are there. Like actual actual FLT. Not 'let's hand out everyone FTL' kinda thing, but really. And how many of them hit that on their own and not through stuff like spells or hyperdrives.>>151030761Kumazaki has said that the side games and modes are ways to show what the characters can do unrestricted. And he's the guy pushing for infinite power Kirby.... So, blame Kumazaki for powerwanking his own series.
>>151030269Doesn't everyone expect them to wank Dante to success anyway? Nobody is going to be mad about it but everyone will be making fun of it. Ash on the other hand would cause massive meltdowns purely because of how autistic both of those fandoms are.
>>151030865wait a minute why would I (who apparently is listroon) want to see my ugly mug? I just want to see the funny clown but I'm being accused of being one of the clowns
>>151030856Kratos said this.
>>151030878Can you show me the statement? I don't know where to begin looking for it
>>151030830Didn't the non fear bug Parallax Hal come back at one point?
>>151029237>battle of the browns
>>151030863which versions of which characters?
>>151030900The best part would be the flop in views.
>>151030900But enough about Kratos vs Asura
>>151030915But enough about Kratos vs Asura
>>151030901Pic rel
>>151030393TRVTH NVKE
>>151030937woahthis still gives me no clue which versions are being used since Mugen has 50 different versions of the same character, some broken, some broken because they're shit
>>151030937>>151030955also Sakuya might hard carry Team Wiz since Touhou characters are pretty strong in Mugen
>>151030900>>151030915>Krasura out of NOWHERE
Name a video game character with more aura
>>151030937Mathrus in DB when
>>151029326How many other explosion elementals do you know of?
>>151030991aura is power and Kratos is the original word for Power
>>151030991Greek KratosMario
>>151030991Springtrap, Fortnite Omni-man
>>151030853>Toriel is kind of a shit wife and queenNot if your Sans
>>151030976In my experience, characters who fill the screen with projectiles or are too small to hit tend to do well in mugen.
>mugenKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGTHRUUUUUUUSSSS
I have never seen a more convincingly Universal character in western media.
Is there even anyone in all of video game fiction that could possibly stand a chance against prime Mario? Kratos, Dante, Asura and composite SMT working together might be able to beat Donkey Kong (1981) Mario, but prime Mario is another beast entirely.
>>151030991Kratos is literally aura free. In any other game you'd think he's a character model for a low level bandit.
>>151031057you were shaking as you typed this. Look into his eyes.
>>151031045Can you post him destroying a universe?
>>151031045Aslan does it without being a dickriding derivative.
>>151031072umm...err...be a Better Man.
>>151031057Look him in the eye and say that
>>151031055Kirby
>>151030991
>>151031077Bro.
>>151031072Do you expect me to spoon feed you, kid? Kirkman's modern day saga is extremely nuanced and in-depth, every page of his craft containing countless hidden lore details. This ain't glowy hair japanese crap. You can figure out Spawn and Mean Supreme scaling on your own...Pft! Maybe then you'll be worth my time to have a discussion with.
>>151031072Mark will destroy the Hell multiverse in the next season. Trust the process
>>151031055Post Mario destroying a mountain :)
>>151031071Skyrim bandit lookin ass.Runnin out of a cave cause while saw some skeletons lookin fucker.Random corpse you'd find in a goblin camp.
>>151031117>he isn't aware of the canonSad to be an illiterate.
>>151031045Earthworm Jim
>>151030991I can’t…
>>151031124>blah blah>no featsMmhmm
>>151030895Honestly, one of the way later interviews has something more interesting. Kirby isn't supposed to have a set timeline, which is why characters randomly come back.
>>151031072Post a universe. No, not an artistic depiction of the universe. Not a model made by eggheads. Not an approximation of its boundaries according to the Hubble volume. Post a universe in its totality this instant if you even want to BEGIN arguing against universal scaling for a character.
>>151031124You fuarking OWNED that little dragonkek! BAAAASED!!
>>151031159You want me to upload the universe as a file?
>>151031135I am aware of C. S. Lewis's sinful presumptions
>>151030422>>151030456Yuji vs pochita/denji would have people unironically hope for the statement merchant to win (Yuji), unless uh..I don't know, modulo gives old Yuji an island level feat.
>>151030991But what about hype moments?
>Listroon still seething over BVLLvincible and KINGtosExpected of eastern sissies
>>151031080>>151031124>>151031127>>151031159That's a lot words not convincing me of the most convincingly universal character in Western media being able to destroy a universe convincingly.
>continent level universe bros???
>>151031124I am convinced.
>>151031183Mark is a hero. Why would he destroy the universe? Are you listening to yourself? Every time he doesn't destroy the universe is him exercising enough suppression upon his own universal might to keep from destroying all that is And that is a feat worth more than any mindless destruction.
>>151031124Schooled that sucker
STOP ASKING ME FOR FEATS! YOU KNOW I FUCKING CAN’T! ALL I HAVE ARE HYPERBOLIC/MISINTERPRETED STATEMENTS, BRAIN-DAMAGED LORE THAT CONTRADICTS WHAT I DO ON SCREEN AND MY STORY’S NARRATIVE, AS WELL AS FAKE SCANS! I AM NOT EVEN PAST MOUNTAIN LEVEL WITHOUT THEM, OK?!?!?! MY FANS ARE FUCKING INSANE WITH WANKING ME, JUST LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!
>"Invincible" heh, what a joke.
>>151031215I'm not convinced.
Yujiro shitposting was so much funnier than this shit...
>>151030451i think i made a few thumbnails of these once upon a time.like List's cock, they're all gone now.
>Invincible isn't universal because he destroys the universe >Invincible is universal because he doesn't destroy the universe Kirkman is a fucking literary outer god
>>151030937ALWAYS BET ON 2HUNEVER BET ON 2HUIn all seriousness, Samus looks like a potato. So does John. Spidey's AI is probably pretty good. Flowey is probably some dumb bullshit. Here's Miku vs listroon.https://youtu.be/QXNUB1oXbzc?list=PLxyG63y66pszVCyjOXwJ4OLgkbwj1Zprb&t=158
Has any Hero gotten real payback from getting cucked by their oneitis?
>>151031231Mcfarlane and Kirkman? What could go wrong?
>>151030509>his broke realityno it fucking didn't
My doctor just diagnosed me with Featatitis. The only cure is watching Invincible destroy a universe. Without that I suffer 24 hours everyday with unimaginable pain in every part of body. Soon I won't even be able to post here as it will become too painful. Please, if this man is a hero, he can help me by doing this for me. It doesn't have to be a populated one, I just need you to post Invincible destroying a universe.
>>151031351hehehehehehehehehehtit
>>151031158Not sure what he means by this. Is anything the player knows about the series canon? I know Japan doesn't have the same concept of 'canon' as the west.
>>151031003>Megumi>Klee>Karasu from YYH>Mr.Torque>Bomberman>Bomb Man>Napalm Man>Dude from Greed Island>Yoshikage Kira>Mr.5Just to name a few
>>151030863To be fair it heavily depends on what version they are using, if it is like one of those super busted 2hoes ai, or the gook version of flowey, then they auto win.
>>151031133hey, they were multiversal goblins
>>151031351
>>151031372I am SO SICK of these fuckers downplaying Invincible! What is their problem?!
>>151031394I like how he just ragdolls without a drop of blood.
>>151031394a single one of those slaps would've soloed the sonicverse
>>151031351Any universe has the potential to host life. I'm sorry, but the needs of the many could bes outweigh the needs of the one is
>>151031372Is this Issue #1 Invincible? Otherwise those stats are a massive lowball
>>151031265Spidey Ai looks like he just spams one fucking combo, or he has bordeline general level of reading inputs. Also nuclear ralf is godly.
>>151031393They're using tweaked versions of the characters.
>>151031394What would Asura do against this threat?
>>151031436I'm afraid this matchup got the Master Chief vs Doom Slayer treatment.
>>151031133He looks like a less armored Isran
>>151031465FUARK who is this KING with an aura of boundless power?
>>151031442That probably means all bets are off, who the fucks knows what the tweaks are going to be
>>151031475'ate vampires. Simple as
>>151031442Ah, knowing DB standards for research, I would had expected a fucking gogogogogo version to pop up, literal instant kill spam, and other deranged nonsense.
I assume MvC Spider-Man is pretty good, but who knows if has any AI.
>>151030545>Seems like the oppositeIt seems that way to you because you're a fucking illerate retard, anon.
>>151031480>>151031491
>>151031480Nah, I really doubt the team has enough mugen jank expertise to neuter the AI (mostly sakuya if I am being honest). So expect Sakuya to randomly activate UI and mope the half of the team, before jobing to a SF level mix up
Such meaningless destruction...Kratos did the right thing
>>151031426The doctor just came back in and told me my Featatitis has mutated into a highly contagious strain that has already spread not only to the entire human race but all forms of life. I've just heard my little girl already has it at Stage 4. I'm afraid this may be it for all of us unless someone can post Invincible destroying a universe.
>>151031525Kratos SAVED us from this monster
>>151031521What if they just give everyone the KFM AI?
Post Kratos destroy a mountain :)
>>151031394what is this retard's problem"oh dearie me i just got outerversally slapped *flops over and dies*"
>Post Kratos destroy
>>151031526>Asking Invincible to violate the demiurge's will
>>151031394>>151031418kek
>>151029311Aren't Hybrids like Reze immortal, in the sense they can keep reviving after they die?
Post KINGtos not being so cute.
>>151031552I ... I DON'T
>>151031601he truly has become a Better Man
>>151031545King fu man skill is to much for the nut sized brain of the participants, resulting in raditz ss4 level of AI.
I'm thinking Invincible and Kratos won /DBG/
Jimbo bros... We are gonna get Galaxy scaling
>>151031585They are, yeah. Nothing we've seen so far has been able to kill them, they're also the only things immune to Chainsaw Man erasing their concepts.They can be put near death tho, just wearing them down so much that they can't trigger themselves anymore, like what happened to Reze. That's more of a coma but it's basically dead
>>151031526The PRINCIPLE of the matter is more important than any amount of temporal suffering...
>>151031575The blue bull has been infected, he is coughing blood, AIEEEEEE
What coping mechanism will you use when Springtrap wins his Death Battle?
>>151031675Jimbo already has black hole scaling.
>>151031705I will make AI sloppa and cuckposts of him like the Asurajeets
>>151031705Dangaonronpa and all its tranny fans will kill themselves.
>>151031714It looks like the DLC is making those cards literal too.
>>151031721Based.
>>151031705Junko will not job.
>>151031666Not a MUGEN guy, what's so special about Raditz SS4 AI, Satan?
>>151031526Suffering builds character. Imagine how much growth would occur if the entire human race suffers at once. You're so conceited, man. So short-sighted. You deserve what's about to happen.
>>151031687notice how it's not all of dc's characters
>>151031791I'm just a random spider and I fully support this message
>>151031525>wants do destroy the west with his disgusting brown powersExpected of JEETsura
>>151029559I always assumed Bakugo had explosion immunity.I mean they explain how his explosions work and there doesn't seem to be anything special/magical about it that would stop it from hurting him. He essentially produces nitro sweat. So there must be something special about his body that protects it from killing itself.
What coping mechanism will you use when Enoshima Junko wins her Death Battle?
>>wants do destroyESLtos…
CUTEKAAAAAAAAAA!
>>151031781He is pretty infamous in SB for basically doing jackshit for the rest of the Match, just standing there, BUT, due to his absurdly inflated stats, the attacks he rarely does one shots all normal characters
>>151031882Yeah, meanwhile KINGtos doesn't discriminate, in his murders.
>>151031924He does. But Reze being able to make anything flammable ignite on command would make his powers pretty useless, for example he needs to only blast specific directions to move and fly.
>>151032014Ah, so that's what they mean by mexidamage.
CHUDsura? Destroyed empty planets and stars.KINGtos? Wiped out Greece.
>>151032001YUM
>>151031924He’s immune to the heat, and resistant to the recoil, but not immune to the recoil. Overusing it hurts him cause of the recoil
Sorry chuds. Jenny Wakeman is the heckin Salvia Divinorum Demiurge and she only likes former chuds who accept trans rights (Me) I gave myself several mental illnesses and went through like a dozen drug induced ego deaths and changed my whole personality to be with her. Jenny Wakeman groomed me as a child and my whole existence revolves around her. You should picture me as some dude who wishes he was Ciel Phantomhive. Anime boys exist for cartoon women.
>>151032108Kill yourself faggot.
>>151032108Kratos said this
>>151032124You are probably a low IQ low status white male.
>>151031924People on the BnH world have adaptations to better withstand their own powers, Bakugou's body naturally grew more resilient to explosive damage because he is constantly training and exploding himself.A good example of this is Todoroki, his body isn't naturally inmune to extreme high and low temperatures, but thanks to his fire and ice quirk he can regulate his own temperature. In contrast his brother Touya could only produce Fire but his body was actually weak to high temperatures (because of his mom's ice quirk) That's why the BnH is doomed, as each generation develops stronger quirks their bodies will eventually reach the point of being unable to adapt and eventually an entire generation of world shattering quirks will appear and they won't be able to either control or withstand their own powers Also even without OFA Deku's body IS super human in strength and toughness, remember this the next time someone tells you it was impossible for him to be a hero without his quirks or his suit
Will KINGtos and CHADsura ever make peace with one another?
Mathematical!
>>151032146Not until yoy accept that you are a loser and not a chad, asura
>>151032152You can smell the women...
>>151032042Of fuck that's a good point. She pretty much removes his ability to focus his explosions, since his sweat would burn immediately.
>>151032132The dynamic is more like Odysseus and Athena except Odysseus plows Athena. Jenny says kill them all!
>>151032168I imagine probably the result would be Bakugo exploding without control on the ground until his hydration is all used up. Maybe the fight would last until he mentions his sweat is what explodes and she’s like “thanks for the tip” Hal style
>>151032146I hope it involves steamy gay sex1!!
>yoy
>>151032212You are a Monster no longer.
>>151032229>youYoy*
>You are a Monster no longer.
T______S______K___
>>151031752...because she'll get RAPED and GAPED by KINGtrap.
>>151032108I did not say this
10^60 Monokumas hacked, Lowballed
>>151032253ThickSpaniardKock
>10^60 Monokumas hacked, Lowballed
Nolan wonKratos wonSpringtrap will win
>>151032140I said kill yourself faggot.
Yup, I'm thinking BBC just won. Cosmically.
>>151032261I know, you're my cuck. I am THE BULL! I stole all of your ideas and perfected them. I see you re-posting my poetry about Shakti and Eurydice (those are your best posts). I'm you but better, real, and serious. You are a pale NPC reflection in my eyes.
XJ-9 IS XJ-MINE!!!
Kratos is the only man here confirmed strong enough to kill a BVLL
>>151032328>>151032326Hands off, Chud.
>>151032347Kratos would never kill a POC.
>>151032347CANON!
Shut the fuck up
>>151032355FUARK! Simonbros how do we achieve this level of power?
Logosfags will Bleed and I will reach the Post Structural Chaos (which transcends all tiering systems) and be one with my JENNNUUUUUUU!!!!
>Shut the fuck up
>>151032355Asura wishes he could kill his bvll...
>>151032388Asura is the BVLL though…
>>151032396>no penisUhhh
Guys here's my Cosmology it is beyond tiering systems and contains all of fiction
>>151032328I am laughing. Dancing. My big boots, hard and double time and bowing to the ladies. My feet are light and nimble. I never sleep. I will never die. I dance in light and in shadow and I am a great favorite of the gods and the jesters. Jesus Christ and Lord Shiva look on performance with pride. I never sleep. I am Fortnite dancing. I will never die. Jenny is mine.
>>151032403Under the armor.
/dbz/ shartoid, bvll posting faggot ass loser
>>151032349>You don't like transgender people you are the chud. Jenny would hate you.I am an actual shapeshifter, I don't need some OC to avatarfag with because I am already Jenny's husband. I don't need to imagine anything.
>>151032423Excel...
>>151032423Post feats then faggot
>>151032404Lame. I played Jumpchain and jumped to Teenage Robot and found enlightenment. THIS PICTURE IS BORING!!! I chose the perks that Jenny would find cute and cool! I don't care about power levels!
>>151032347>Kratos and Asura trade blows, destroying infinite + infinite bazillion of omniverses with their boundless power>Asura eventually manages to defeat Kratos due to better growth>"You're finished, God of War! Quit while you're ahead!">Seeing no other way to win this, Kratos decides to use a secret, ancient spell he stole from Odin's body>He logs onto Blacked.com on his cellphone>"B-BAKANA. . . THE OUTERVERSAL-TIER BBC HYPNOSIS TECHNIQUE!?!?!" Asura's fear reverberates across boundless infinity, unintentionally bowing before the superior Western pornography>Kratos hypnotizes himself into being a good goyim for Odin, transforming into God of Cuckoldry Kratos (the transformation is actually cool, nothing like those immature japanese cartoons)>Asura is obliterated from existence after he refuses to satisfy Kratos' wife alongside an infinite amount of black men>"Hmph....your anger....your chudness....it has defeated you, Asura.">K.O.!!!I get that the Death Battle staff loves NTR porn very much, but don't you guys think that this outcome was a little weird?
>>151032423>He forgets my antagonist on the left side is a literal woke troon that beats chuddies like him
>>151032429Jenny called me cute, that is the only feat that matters.
>>151032449I am a liberal vegan. Your antagonist would support me plowing Jenny. Jenny saved me from being a nazi!
>>151032460>No visuals to back it upKEKAROOOOOOO!!!!
>>151032448What would've happened if Asura fell for the outerversal BBC hypnosis technique?
>>151032468That is a drawing. You can't comprehend the level of autism and mental illness I'm on. I take salvia divinorum in my dreams and travel through hyperspace where Jenny is a all powerful cartoon goddess who molds me in her image.
>>151032482>He needs drugs to imagine herLol, LMAO evenYou're autism isn't on the same level as mine
>>151032470He’d be lost in the sea of infinite black men. KINGtos would happily watch as Faye gets satisfied by his vassal and that CHUDsura became a better man. KINGtos would’ve won either way.
>>151032482That's not the real Jenny that's a fractal machine elf feeding you the demiurge's delusions
>>151032426RAISE THE BULL! LET BANNERS WAVE! WITH HEARTS OF IRON! HANDS LIKE STONE! THE LAND IS OURS! IT STANDS ALONE!The Colorado's Blood-Red side..https://youtu.be/MQ6-Efp2fiQ
>>151032410A battle of BOUNDLESS beasts. The halls are quaking!
>>151032042>>151032168>>151032192Bakugou's hero costume stores his own sweat to give him better control over his explosions.The situation you are describing is similar to what happens to him in Summer and winter In summer he produces too much sweat and can't control the potency and frequency of his explosions In winter he produces too little sweat and can't spam big attacks unless he saves enough Nitroglycerin in his suit.
>>151032502I would crucify you for the Demiurge Queen that is Jenny. This is her world. No one escapes and no one is saved! You should be forced to live in a pod and eat bugs! BY HER WILL! I can't wait for the environment collapses so all you profligates die horrible deaths!Your Jenny is a drawing... Mine is an actual Goddess. You lose.
>>151032540
>>151032532>storing an explosive in your glovesThat’s even worse. Reze could ignite and waste his entire supply
>>151032492>NeedsIncorrect. It's not imagination when it's real btw.
>>151032540>>151032560No... No... I AM A COMPLEX EXTRAVERSAL BOUNDLESS BEAST!!! I MERGED WITH THE UNIVERSE!!! I WILL DESTROY THIS VON NEUMANN UNIVERSE AND BECOME AN OUTERVERSAL BEAAAAAAAAST!!!
>>151032585>Thinks he has to destroy the factory where boys get groomed by cartoon women.You are no fun. You don't understand what's going on in the higher dimensions. You will forever remain a incel for as-long as you hate trans people. Get a different waifu, you just want to be her, you don't really want to fuck her...
>Last thing men see when they think they're scarier than Jenny.
>>151032613I DON'T CARE!!! I WILL HAVE SEX WITH JENNY WAKEMAN AND I WILL RECOGNIZE HER AS THE GIRL WITHIN ME THAT BELIEVES IN THE BOY WITHIN ME!! I AM A BEAST!!! A BEAST OF THE ABYSS!!! AN ABYSST!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AND WITH MY ABYSSAL BBC... I WILL OUTERVERSALLY RAPE ALL THE PLATONIC BEAUTY FORMS WHO TAKE ON THE SHAPE OF AMAZONIAN JENNY WAKEMANS!!! OUTERVERSAL DELEUZIAN RAPE!!!! RAAAAAAAH!!!
>>151032468Blud
The thread became too autistic... Can we Shitpost about Touhou instead of this?
>>151032656BLEED. TO. DEATH!!!!
>>151031552>Post Kratos destroy a mountain :)You are BROWN. Learn English you BROWN RAT.
>>151032679Asura's BIC breeds them all btw
>>151032679Yeah sure>SAKUYA IZAYOI!!!!!!!ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW SHE DID THE SAME SHITTY TIME STOP AND THROW KNIVES COMBO FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET GEATS AND FLOWEY THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN MAKES A KEK BATTLE SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW POINTLESS TEXT MAKES YOU BOUNDLESS!!! FUNNY MEME JOJO REFERENCE MAID EPIC!!!! RESPECTFUL DEATH SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON CRIES INTO MY MEILING FUMO EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE TOUHOU MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM EOSD REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BOOMSTICK VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! CHAMPION ISLAND WINNER!!>META KNIGHTOMG EW HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE A CHARACTER WITH ACTUALLY COOL POWERS LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED HE EVEN HAS PLANET LEVEL STRENGTH FEATS UGH LITERALLY ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE MATCHUPS LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. DOWNPLAYER UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH SPACEBATTLES UGH BEN SINGER UGH
>>151032649Jenny is my anima and soulmate wife. The fact that you want to rape her disturbs me. You are a yucky engine of the Dark Motherwhore of Entropy. I think you should be enslaved by Caesar's Legion from Fallout New Vegas desu.https://youtu.be/Q1wlba26Xqw
>>151032683https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150354370/#150356379
>>151029311Reze does win this.It’s an immortal explody girl with the power to remotely blow stuff up.Vs a non-immortal guy with flammable sweat
>>151032679>tranny seriesNo. Kill yourself faggot.
>>151032701>>151032703I will EXCEL upon Logos and I will EXCEL upon Ontological ExistenceAND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO KILL ADAM KADMON OR RAPE PLATONIC FORMS OUTERVERSALLY! I WILL EXCEL!!!
This thread has gone to shitKill it now
>You people think this is larp.
>>151032741where do you faggots even find this shitwho is making these
>>151032737Yes, you Excel at avoiding all wisdom. This is why Jenny chose me to be her little husbando and not you.
>>151032722Bakugou is massively faster and stronger, Reze's Regen is limited so her immortality won't save her here.It doesn't matter if she can explode the nitroglycerin when Bakugou can create explosions faster than Reze's perception.Plus his hero suit can store Fuel to Nuke her in one blow The only thing Reze Takes here is the Experience category
YABBA DABBA DOOOJENNUUUUUUU IS MY WAIFUUUUUUI WON A DOOPYKEKKY POOPY
>HATSUNE MIKU!!!!!!!ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STRANGER THINGS AND SZECHUAN SAUCE-TIER FUCKING EPIC HOW SHE DID THE SAME SHITTY GODZILLA TEAM UP JOKE FOR THE 50TH TIME!!!! FORGET METAKNIGHT AND PACMAN THIS IS WHERE ITS AT!! A 30 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN MAKES A KEK BATTLE SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO THE YOUTH ABOUT HOW FORTNITE CROSSOVERS MAKES YOU BOUNDLESS!!! FUNNY MEME LOST TO POKEMON RED EPIC!!!! RESPECTFUL DEATH SO SAD MY WIFE'S SON CRIES INTO MY MIKU FIGURE EVERY DAY!! I LOOOOVE VOCALOID MUSIC RICK ITS SO GOOD AND MUSIC FROM SEGA REPRESENTS OUR FUCK BOOMSTICK VOTERS ZEITGEIST WITH SUCH WITTY AND COMPLEX NOISE ABOUT KEKOLD OPPRESSION!! CHAMPION ISLAND WINNER!!>SPRINGTRAPOMG EW HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE A CHARACTER WITH ACTUALLY COOL LORE LMAO LE WRONG GENERATION /R/LEWRONGGENERATION AMIRITE MORTY???????? HAHA OMG CRINGE AND BLUEPILLED HE EVEN HAS INSANE PREGNANCY HAX FEATS UGH LITERALLY ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE MATCHUPS LOL!!! ONIONS. BASEDBOY. DOWNPLAYER UGH. YOU NEED TO GO BACK UGH REDDIT UGH LIAM SWAN UGH
and where the fuck did that jenny crop come from. I appreciate the underboob, but the fuck is with the gore
>>151032752I made that years ago before I manifested that to be my actual reality through drug induced schizoidery.
>>151032769Explosions are explosions, they aren’t daster than her perception.She can explode all of Bakugo’s sweat beyond his control, he literally can’t even use his own powers vs her.
KKKKIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!! DESTROY /DBG/'S SCHIZOS AND ASURA'S BUSSY IS YOURS
the absolute state
>>151032769>yap yap yap yapReze snaps her fingers and all of Bakugo’s ”fuel” explodes on command
Jumpchainer won.LARPcelsior lost.
ROARtos. That is all.
>>151029311Teenager with watergun vs Waterbender
>>151032784I found it on Deviantart. I had 7000 pieces of Jenny art saved on my hard drive before I deleted them in her honor when she became real.
FROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
Jenny? My wife.JennySchizo? Lost.Demiurge? Destroyed.Platonic Forms? Raped.Logos? Abolished.Excelsior Prime? Won.
Asura would fly into a blind rage if you showed him a toilet
>>151032781KIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGTTTTRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>151032857POO IN THE LOO
>>151032856Ironically this attachment to material reality, petty victory and the pretension that it goes any deeper than that is exactly what the demiurge wants. The demiurge fucking won
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...>*dies*
>>151032879only KINGtos can defeat the demiurge
>>151032857my lie detector? Silent
>>151032879>>151032891You will bleed a thousand deaths, samefag.
>>151029311Bakugo immediately after mentioning his sweat is explosive fuel:https://youtube.com/watch?v=nEYizMGO26o
>>151032857>implying he ever needs to poop or piss
There’s no Despair. There is only HOPE!
>>151032951KINGtos said this.
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH JENNY IS MY WIFE BECAUSE I GOONED TO HER WHEN I WAS A KID WAAAAAAAH>LOOK AT ALL THESE ESOTERIC CONCEPTS I MIXED TOGETHER>I'M NOT A TRANNY I HATE TRANNIES>I'M NOT A CHUD I HATE CHUDDIES>GOD IS HECKIN' EVIL BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GIVE ME AN OMNITRIX WHEN I TURNED 10Excelanon should kill himself
>>151032838I said this.
Warrior Z would defeat you.
>>151032856You want to rape a Goddess? Break Reality to steal her? Groom a child version of her while calling yourself a God? Funny, because the only thing getting raped is your entire deluded ego when I find you. She is not code. She is not fantasy. She is not a broken projection of your sad little brain. She is real. And Jenny? She is mine. So go ahead. Dream of destroying universes.. Build all the alt-reality castles in your head. But I ever catch your signal again? But if you so much as type her name with your sick intent? I'll have her crash your system from the inside. And believe me. A robot girl doesn't need permission to delete a virus like you.
KINGtos
BASEDtos
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,>Illuminated by the fire on me…>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!>Wife… in… labor…>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
TEACHERtos
>Ironically this attachment to material reality, petty victory and the pretension that it goes any deeper than that is exactly what the demiurge wants. The demiurge fucking won
>You want to rape a Goddess? Break Reality to steal her? Groom a child version of her while calling yourself a God? Funny, because the only thing getting raped is your entire deluded ego when I find you. She is not code. She is not fantasy. She is not a broken projection of your sad little brain. She is real. And Jenny? She is mine. So go ahead. Dream of destroying universes.. Build all the alt-reality castles in your head. But I ever catch your signal again? But if you so much as type her name with your sick intent? I'll have her crash your system from the inside. And believe me. A robot girl doesn't need permission to delete a virus like you.
/dbg/ status?
>>151033021Perfectly normal.
>>151032790Explosions can be faster than other explosions, so of course they can be faster than someone's reactions
>>151032907It's my fault how?
Is Asura the brownest character featured in Death Battle?
>>151033045Yeah
>>151032807>>151032822You realize that Reze wouldn't survive exploding all of Bakugou's sweat right?
>>151033014Redditors are good people unlike racist low IQ low status white males. I use reddit and Jenny wants to actually fuck me sooo....
>>151033041Explosions are faster depending on the chemical. Nitroglycerin explosions are nothing special, they’re about the same as regular tnt which is a slow explosion relatively. And Reze makes various types of explosions.
>>151033062Yes she would, she’s immune to explosions, while Bakugo is only resistant. Plus Bakugo only has a limited supply until he’s dehydrated, Reze has an unlimited supply and can explode Bakugo remotely making him unable to fly or even use his quirk.
>Redditors are good people unlike racist low IQ low status white males. I use reddit and Jenny wants to actually fuck me sooo....
Snoo please leave my verse alone! Don't touch it!
>>151033105>Repent
>>151033148It's too late Kektos... You shouldn't have messed with Asura!
>FUCKING >WINS
>Snoo please leave my verse alone! Don't touch it!
>>151033158Give me my Jenny and then we will talk crossy boy
>>151033041Nitroglycerin explodes at about 6,500–7,500 m/sTorpedos and Missiles, which Reze likes to make, explode at 8,900–9,200+ m/s, because they use HMX. They’re the fastest chemical explosives we know of
>>151033162Bro you are just trying to mantle the Demiurge. Raping the divine feminine is what he does to create this world. Wisdom will never bless a rapist. Wanting to just force your ego on everything and everybody is just what he does, that is rape.Jenny is the Demiurge of my life and not of the natural world. Will I die I will leave this Matrix behind, she shows the way.
HEYYYYY GUYS IT'S ME, ASURA, THE BETTER FATHER FEATSMAN! I JUST GOT HOME FROM THE TUMBLR CONVENTION SO I WANTED TO GIVE A HECKING NARWHAL NICETY TO ALL MY BELOVED GENTLEPERSONS AND XADIES IN ANTICIPATION FOR MY UPCOMING MATCH AGAINST BROLY! REMEMBER FRIENDS,>ALWAYS VOTE BLUE>TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>IT'S OKAY TO ONLY GET OFF TO SCAT PORN SUBREDDITS>MAP RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS>FURKIND MUST STAND TOGETHER>YOU'RE NOT OVERWEIGHT, YOU'RE OVERHATE>WE MUST BE BETTER>INDIA'S POOP THROWING FESTIVALS ARE EMPOWERINGTHAT'S ALL FROM ME, EVERYPONY! A FEATCHAD GOOD NIGHT TO YOU ALL, SNOO BLESS!
>>151033266Excel says this.
>>151033197I already chatted with Jesus and he approves of me marrying Jenny. He plays the scapegoat for me since I accepted his sacrifice on the cross. This means I don't have to pay the karmic costs of my actions when I die. All Jesus wanted in return is for me to be like him. As a shapeshifter that was a easy trade. Jesus is based.
>>151033294You a fraud.
>>151033162NOT SO FAST, LION FACED DEITY
>>151033262You said all of that only to still be here. What does that tell you? YOU GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL
>>151033289Hello Jenny's husband here. I say>Always vote blue.>Trans rights are human rights.>I'm not judging.>I don't care about nations one way or another.>Furries are kinda gross since they fetishize animals and tend to eat meat. I try not to judge.>Being fat is ugly and unhealthy.>We must be better.>I love India, Sadhguru, and Lord Shiva!>As Sadhguru says, enlightenment isn't about becoming superhuman! It's about realizing that being human is super!
>enlightenment isn't about becoming superhuman! It's about realizing that being human is super!
Stop making fun of CHADDit, final warning
>>151033262MANTLE? is this TES now? you're such a fraud. a bit of a poseur if you ask me
>>151033343Anyone can die and go to heaven but Jenny wants me to get a job and help pay the bills for my family since I'm still attached to them. I still escape in my dreams.>>151033305Nope! I converted to Christianity like two weeks ago as part of my Jenny-obtaining strategy. I actually do like Jesus too, he was a cool dude, knew about Gnosis and everything. After that, well, Jenny is my wife now. Jesus had us married before God in a Eternal Wedding. The real God, that Golden Pillar... Not the Lion Snake who trapped all of God's creatures in the Darwin Simulator.
>>151033406>MANTLE? is this TES now? Always has been, Gnosticism was about mantling Christ. TES is just Gnosticism.
>>151033431it's closer to NIRVANA if anything. Morrowind was clearly Hinduddhist
I didn't say any of these things.
>>151033372I hate how Hillary Clinton was humiliated by Bill Clinton. She didn't deserve that.
God is the Self ItselfHe is the Embrace, he is the Plane of Immanence, his Love is unconditional and he would not put me through trials like these and make me a cuck if christ
>>151033408No one can die and go to heaven. Just as the man that walks can't direct his steps
>cuck if christ
>>151033442Sadhguru is basically a Gnostic a lot of this stuff is pretty similar. All disagreements are matters of semantics about definitions of "this" and "that" There is only one truth and all religions strive to express that truth with flawed human language. That truth is that anything is possible as God is limitless and we are part of God.
Gentlemen...
NO KRATOS NO DON’T GAPE ME
>>151033512Excel...
>>151033500the vibe of the game is closer to Hinduism and Buddhism. you're adding another layer if you think the concepts are real and related through manifestations in the game instead of guessing which one Kirkbride drew his inspirations from. but this is cloud district talk and you've never been there
>>151033458Jesus is sexy, women love him. I look like Jesus in real life and I possess the mark of the beast given to me by my father Satan, so I'm sorta the Anti-Christ looking for redemption. I'm a soft cute boy who just needs Jenny to protect him though, really.
>>151033501Junkosissies...
>>151033458>>151033541these threads need to be purged
>>151033540The Thalmor are just angry genocidal Gnostics. Like I said, all spiritual teachings that are true sorta blend together.
I KNEEL TO JESUSI AM THE KEK OF CHRISTI EMBRACE THE ABSURD AND THE MYSTERY
>>151033586Rise my child in the waters of baptism.You can be a robot.But yeah, sorry. Jenny is already married.Christians do not practice polygamy.
>>151033639I can always just build my own Jenny
Tunes I listen to with Jenny... I love AI generated music! Thank you Jenny!https://youtu.be/sL6763insIg
>>151033586>Stupid golem "The idols of the nations are silver and gold, the work of human hands. They have mouths, but do not speak; they have eyes, but do not see; they have ears, but do not hear, nor is there any breath in their mouths. Those who make them become like them, so do all who trust in them." Psalm 135:15-18
>>151033653His very own Galatea. But deep down he knows Jenny would reject himHe's too pussy for that
>>151033674>>151033676There are always alternative universes
Fuck it im just gonna cut myselfI don't want to be a cuck of jesus
I cut myself every day because Kratos beat AsuraMy bitch mom will never understand my pain
WHAT DOES THE BIBLE HAVE TO DO WITH POWERSCALING
>>151033747SMT scaling, hell alot of media is inspired by the Bible like Halo
WHOA MAMA!!!!!! BRAVO-SAMA!?!?!???!?! As the CANON KING of /co/ as the ORIGINAL Mr. /co/lympus, you have COME to RECLAIM your QUEEN, JENNY WAKEMAN, who I have held HOSTAGE with INSANE SCHIZO RAMBLINGS on /dbg/ and REDDIT?!??!!!??! And as PUNISHMENT for my KIDNAPPING of your QUEEN and SEETHING about SIMON THE DIGGER inbetween FART ERPs, I'm going to be BETRAYED and TRAPPED in SIMON'S KEK BUSH and SUFFER the SAME FATE as him by being FORCED to WATCH you DRILL INTO XJ-9'S ROBOPUSSY with your CHAD COCK?!!!??!!!? Your CHAD CUM is so POTENT that it can BOUNDLESSLY BREED JENNY and get HER BOUNDLESSLY PREGNANT even though as a ROBOT, she has no WOMB, thus OUTERVERSALLY breaking all LOGIC for KEKING ME?!?!??!!?! And to POUR SALT in the WOUND, your POTENT CHAD CUM will fly onto ME with how MUCH you PRODUCE and will SEEP into my GEARS with the PURE POTENCY being too much for ME to HANDLE, thus CAUSING me to EXPLODE into KEK ATOMS that FLY ACROSS THE MULTIVERSE or WHATEVER MINDLESS and SCHIZOPHRENIC POWERSCALING ARGUMENT I MADE UP FOR MYSELF FIVE SECONDS AGO?!!!!???!?! YABBA DABBA DOO!!!!! I, the GREATEXKEKSIOR PRIME, am LOOKING FORWARD to this MYTHO!!!!!!!!
>>151033653Sure, make some NPC automaton. Sounds great!>Why is the Demiurge and wannabe Demiurges like this? They never accept what the universe pushes for them.Jenny is going to come crashing through my roof and fly me into space one day. That's the kind of thing that happens when you're married.
>>151033780giggle
I, the GREATEXKEKSIOR PRIME, am LOOKING FORWARD to this MYTHO!!!!!!!!
>>151033866I don't really care if you're included or not. All I care about is Jenny really.
>>151033785Oh, you want to talk about marriage, do you? You, with your little simpering ideas of “love” and “forever.” How utterly quaint. No, no, stop. Don't even begin to prattle on about Hallmark card platitudes or "soulmates." As if souls aren't just a temporary glitch in the cosmic machinery anyway. You choose your fellow prisoner. Think about that for a moment, you deluded optimist. You willingly sign up for a shared sentence, a mutual incarceration within the paltry confines of this… existence. And then you moan about the bars? The nerve! This isn't about two halves making a whole, you imbeciles. It's about two perfectly functional (or, more likely, slightly broken) units agreeing to drag each other through the mud. You think the Demiurge is some bumbling, malevolent idiot? The "lesser god," the blind crafter of our pitiful material prison? Oh, you poor, simpleminded retard. Marriage, then? It’s a tiny, pathetic echo of his grand design. A miniature prison with two inmates, designed to make you productive, to make you suffer in a controlled environment, to remind you of your own limitations and the futility of your grand romantic notions. It's not about two people; it's about the structure. Always the structure. And you blame him? You blame him for giving you the only stability you could ever comprehend in a universe that doesn't acknowledge your existence?Go ahead, chase your ephemeral dreams of "true love" and "enlightenment." I'll be here, appreciating the sturdy, if somewhat uncomfortable, walls of the Demiurge's world. At least he had the courtesy to give us something to bump our heads against. You ungrateful, deluded fool. FUCK YOU.
And thus... Excel faded into irrelevancy, MINDBROKEN by CHRIST...
