Eridan edition Previous eridan >>151019933
I miss the thread adventures like Hardlocked and 4stuck
>>151030622Aranea is the official 8est Serket of the thread
>>151030622JADE'S MASSIVE KNOT LODGED IN THIS THREAD
Page of Light coming through, paging and lighting.
>>151030660She is pretty cute
>>151030666i'm gonna 8ard all over you 8tw
>>151030666Voidlings in shambles
Did wanna cook so I got delivery for today. Now the real question is should I work on my diamond art painting or play a game
>>151030696paint. art is 8ased
>>151030696didn't* jegus if I could type today
concept sprite for a dirk and roxy fankid. any name ideas?
>>151030723OMG IT'S DOG PENIS GIRL :D
>>151030744what dog penis? why would there be a dog penis lol
>>151030743unrealistic. 6ive him the Roxy swirl and Dirk's 6lasses. He just looks like a random dude
>>151030743chad buskin
>>151030749>he doesn't knowshe has a dog penis. it's common knowledge bro :/
>>151030769unlikely lol
>>151030743Ipsy or Byte for names
>>151030743Shades Pussybasher
>>151030744you can't draw and youre unfunny Jesus touch him, he really doesn't have anything going for him
We must Retvrn to crackshipping.
>>151030807*vine boom sound effect*Anonymous 4chan user called me unfunny :9( I need to KILL myself :9(((((
>>151030756
>>151030851now THAT's a good fankid. Call him Droxy
>>151030847you already showed your hand, you get massively insecure about being ignored so. I'm going to go back to doing that now.
>>151030813More crossover ships, yes.
>>151030864:9( please don't ignore me hater-senpai!! :(((((
>>151030813Where did this ship came from?
>>151030743Cock Crusher
femdirk.....uuggg....femdirk....ooooo~~save me femdirk~~
>>151030927Pure vibes and esoteric similarity.
>>151030956GOD I WANT HER TO DISSECT MY MIND WHILE RIDING MY DICK
>>151030959I'm warming up to this ship, thank you.
The naughty things I would do.
>>151030956Pitslut.
>>151030956I do really like fem!Dirk, but there's something about this stupid fishy boy that I love more and I cannot help myself.
If you have to ask where a ship came from you just don't get it dude.
>>151030959God damn this is a good one.
>>151031000Just two bros, hanging out. I dabble in PepsiCola
is Alan a top or a bottom
Hm... Eridan x Ralsei... yes...
>>151031018PepsiCola is also really good.
>>151031022Alan is a verse but more bottom leaning
>>151031000DaveJohn is the og.
>>151030980Would Dirk(fem or not) be into pitplay?Would gender play an important part in ti?
>>151031035Where is UltFemDirk?
>>151031047Yes but begrudgingly. Both Dirk and Femdirk would see the erotic value of it and humor it but would use it a manipulation tactic later on.
>>151031054>>151031068imagine the sex
Intense anal.
>>151031066Thats so stupid. This is stupid.
>>151031082with 8oth?
Also reminder that THIS EXISTS
>>151031091This is incredibly silly actually.
>>151030813got inspired
>>151031146Now this is the kinda brain rot I like
>>151031175
>>151031146This the type of shit Bro would pin outside of Dave's room above the message "You're lucky I even let you inside the house" carved into the wall.
>>151031066I love itBut could Dirk get off to it?
>>151031212Isn't Dirk asexual?
>>151031227Does that mean he can't orgasm?
>>151031227hes like the opposite
>>151031238no that's a different thing>>151031240hypersexual? I don't think so. Like, yeah, he's gay (romantically), but is he also gay (sexually)? Like, does he wanna fuck guys or just date them?
Doesn't matter what Dirk is. He's Gay above all else.
>>151031212He'd get off on the mental rush of using it as blackmail
>>151031315Nah Dirk is narrativesexual
on the booru this ship is called clockwork orange and I think that's neat
>>151031340A good name for the Stridercest ship.
>>151031315
>>151031146Jesus why is so well rendered.
>huh, i wonder why people only talk about dirk in relation to ult dirk>i thought there were two versions of everyone now>i guess i should read the epilogues and hs^2 to figure things out>candy dirk fucking hung himselfWHAT THE FUCK?
>>151031456he saw candygamzee and realized he couldnt compete
>>151031456I have never read the epilouges or HSBC and I really don't plan to lmao. Good on ya tho for doing so
>>151031340I just read a really good dirk/dave fanfic i think im doomed to be gay forever now.
>>151031456lol r u SUBVERTED?!?! XD XD
>>151031464Gamzee is everything Dirk ever wanted to be.
>>151031456The only thing i love about the Epilogues might be how it seems to catch everyone utterly offguard because everyone goes in with "It can´t be THAT bad." just to realize that nope, nobody has been exaggerating a thing.
>>151031512it truly is a highlight of Hussie's dangerously unstable relationship to the concepts of life and deathgenuinely shocked he hasn't killed himself by now
>>151031570too spiteful to die
>>151031570>>151031576You can´t put down the clown.
>>151031570Perhaps its because whatever youre projecting on a total stranger based on a fictional story is not as accurate as you think
>>151031570Only if his new gf comes with him, apparently.
>>151031594lol you project your shit onto a nearby wall you whiny bitch
>>151031612Chill, anon, it's just a webcomic
>>151031456I haven't read any of that shit either, how does one heroically or justly hang themselves?
Post the classpect you'd want as your perfect kismesis.
>>151031456...he what
>>151031456JUST BECAUSE HE WAS BORED
>>151031346kek>>151031479well now you must share with the class, anon. I'm starved of literary content
>>151031644>One may be killed by opposing a corrupt adversary and die for a just cause, as through martyrdom, for instance. This would be heroic.>Or one may be subject to corruption, and slain by a hero. This would be just.He has the potential to be Ult Dirk himself. By killing himself so that never happens he gave himself a Just death.
I wish they didn't make Jane evil because she's such a nice lady and fucking hot but mostly her being nice is what I care about.
>>151031644>Your body doesn’t get up, and your head doesn’t open its eyes. When you think so little of yourself as a moral character, any act of self-termination will result in a death that is Just. But also by the time he does it he's gained the power of authorial fiat so I think him just saying that makes the death stick. He kills John in a similar way.
>>151031712We know, Dave.
>>151031479and you haven't told us the name, why?
>>151031712It's very much a case of her intentions making sense but being a god making her lose touch of her humanity little by little until she's evil.She was good but every little compromise she made put the next one in a better light. Once she did something a little bad the next step didn't seem that objectionable, after all it's for the same goal, if she was willing to do that why not this?She kept on that path until eventually she had a big red button connected to an orbital death laser.
8r8k was great.
>>151031647the opposite classpect to yours no?
>>151031831Ironically the opposite of a 8ard of Void is Sylph of Li6ht adjacent (Maid of Li6ht)
>>151031831Absurd, thinking a mirror is your favoured enemy, that's just self destructive reverb.
>>151031456It makes sense within the context of the story. Both Dirk's are Ultimate but one of them is stuck in an intentionally irrelevant timeline so he was like "nah I'm out, my other self got this"
How would (You) React if Zhen dropped into the narrative all of a sudden?
>>151031647>page of hopeim sure he is a respectable fellow
>>151031929bitch arent you supposed to be living your best life with abby or something. gtfo!
>>151031740a03 works/328201
>>151031955Sorry but alt timelines where Z picked either or, the crown or the sword exist. As the supreme honkifex she can, in theory, fuck with any other universe to spread influence.
I drew the SPIDER!!!!!!!! Anyways, it's day ???????? of Drawin6 Aranea Serket Every DAY Until I DIE. I'm 6ettin6 8etter at drawin6 the horns, which is 6ood. I'm considerin6 may8e one day drawin6 her in....... A Different Pose!!!!!!
>>151031676Nuclearpumpkings draws the best shippy art.
>>151031929Psycholonials got way too comfortable after Hussie acknowledge them once, as if they won't spend another 5 years in low income housing.
>>151032009the cutest spider :D
>>151032051thanks man, I'm 6ettin6 8etter, I think
>>151032051Imagine gunking up her spinnerets.
>>151032009Keep it up anon!! You're getting better every single day.
>>151031996thanks brotherman, have a oneshot I found pretty funny in return ao3 works/63497860
>>151032104Yeah, it feels as thou6h I've 6otten to a sort of point where I'll need to start drawin6 somethin5 MORE than just a 8locky Aranea torso and head. I'll need to learn to draw LE6S and ARMS and an actual TORSO that isn't a shapeless rectan6le
>>151032028their art is amazing- I hope to get somewhere near it someday. shame I find so little of italso they just convey intimacy so well
>>151032158you are so epic bro UvU
why are you 6uys reading 6ay Homestuck fics
so much brotherlyslop
>>151032348I just wanna see these 6uys han6 out and do cute shit to6ether. WHY couldn't the epilou6es just have 8een these two fuckin6 around to6ether? It would've improved the entire thing 860%
>>151032334Not me, I'm writing one instead
>>151032430with who?
>>151032512lol gay homo
>>151032512this nigga needs my seed
>>151032523Skye...>>151032527Cody...
LILY!
>>151032580bouncin crazy style
>>151032580hardcore rapesex with lily
>>151032007Are there, though? Alternate timelines, I mean. That'd fly in the face of the whole point of the whole save erasing monologue in the end, where Zhen makes her choice regardless of our input, because it's not even a choice, there's no world in which she doesn't decide to stay with Abby, and the sword constellation disappears in the end.Besides, we already know who ends up the Successor of Earth.
>>151032584
gru8 8uts
>>151032589Buckle up, buckaroo.
>>151032294by all means, swap art/fics again with me sometime
>>151032610the sheer amount of pent up sexual energy she has dealing with the stress of her parent's divorce
>>151031315>>151031369I love how Terezi is just completely pissed the fuck off.>>151031501>Gamzee is everything Dirk ever wanted to be.Completely out of control? Slave to the whims of his own desires as well as any super-evil force in the universe? Caliborn was beating Gamzee's ASS back in the day. He was a slave to the C-man.And now Dirk is taking up the C-man's place. Hah. Seamen. Men from the sea.>>151031927I think that's fair, I just wish he didn't make Roxy sad.
What was Hussie trying to tell us here?
>>151032651something about Jade, I'm sure
>>151032348I love them so much bros
>>151031927He actually does not like that other self at all. He thinks Ult Dirk is a thirsty little twink sucking up all the attention from other Dirks.
>>151032654
>>151032348I wanna see Dirk shoot his brotherly slop all over Dave
>>151032651It's basically his>mfwwhen he realizes he just made that comic. And published it. And now it's going to sit there for the rest of eternity. With his name, and now his face too. Why bother hiding? He MADE it happen. It shouldn't have been. But now we must all live with the consequences of these actions. Including him.
>>151032430based and same
Idea: Polyamorus StriLonde foursome
>>151032651I remember that one insufferable davekat loving faggot from years ago insisting this wasn't about Jade and then it turns out it was
>>151032684>when he realizes he just made that comic. And published it. And now it's going to sit there for the rest of eternity. With his name, and now his face too. Why bother hiding? He MADE it hapen. It shouldn't have been. But now we must all live with the consequences of these actions. Including him.fixed
This thread is reminding me of 2013 incest posts I would find on tumblr
>>151032729I don't suppose you would have saved any of these supposed 2013 incest Tumblr posts?
You niggers are all fake Dirk fans. I've seen Dirkslop like you wouldn't believe.Incest on the timelines of tumblr and twitter. I browsed Rosebot rape on the shores of /aco/ and discords.T-Dick worship by Dave and John.All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
>>151032740no, I wasn't into that
>>151032677AFTER some romantic courting of course
>>151032348>like a wet cat>not trusting a towel to dry him offAha. The horse refrances does not stop from getting more copious.
>>151032753>Rosebot rapeyou wouldn't happen to have any examples, would you? in a catbox link perhaps?
>>151032773isdf that fuckjkg jack skellington
>>151030622Yeah homestuck.
>>151032764There's no romantic courting you asshole.He just kicks your ass. Remember Jake and the way he 'courted' him?
>>151032688I made a sims household like this. Family relationships preserved with wicked whims, of course
Dirk dirk dirk dirk, Now im getting dirk on my TL
>>151032818>He just kicks your assskinship is a love language, dearest anon
>>151032580Made for alien slavery
>>151032785BOO
>insert my dream about meeting dirk itt
>>151032837At first I thought this might be ironic but then I saw the Radiohead The Bends poster and realised this person was the realest Dirk fan to ever exist.
>>151032753>All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die.no, they live within us when you pass your wisdom onto us. like oral folklore
>>151032881>oralyeah I've got some oral for ya right here pal
>>151032837>>151032853my knees....they give way....
>>151032842why does dirk have saggy granny tits
Dirk shrine (not mine)
>>151032837>>151032853lease o8sessed Dirk enjoyer
>>151032935those are his testicles. They're just in the wrong area (he was like that from birth)
>>151032937I should do this 8ut with all the serkets instead (aside from Vrissy)
>>151032892damnit, I walked right into that one
>>151032860go on...
>>151032995did you walk right into his penis
>>151033017stepped right on it by accident
>>151033042owie :(
I want to run my hands up and down alan's chest and navel
>>151033008>be me>hang out on playground like a true teen edgelord that tries to seem cool>see dirk strider>motherfucking dirk strider>wanna get a fist bump outta bro>mumble "smuppets are cool". mumble because i want to appear nonchalant>dirk ignores and leaves>sadge>dirk does a barrel roll and gives me my fist bump>hell yeah
>>151033068I wish dirk gave ME a fist bump........
>>151033068and then gay sex?
>>151033094i brought some actual brohood in this faggot thread
>>151033094no HOMOS allow itt. Go back to your HOMO thread
>>151032816
Bro not gonna lie this thread is ASS.I need to slam some beers directly into my veins now
>>151033068>tfw too busy dreaming about stupid ass shit like ronald mcdonald trying to kill me to have fistbump dirk dreamsFUCKING
Post your classpect, or else...https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/
>>151033190let's seeso itt we have>homos>Dirk posting>art postingand that's about it. Is that not the spirit of /hsg/?
>>151033125are you kidding me? youre gonna act like youve never thought of sex with dirk strider atleast once??? YOURE LYING!
>>151033203i also had a dream where mituna in a dumb bee costume and a bucket gave me dating advicesand last one was with roxy of all hs girls dancing balette in pretty dress... inside some abandoned house with giant ratsdamn i dream of homestuck a lot
>>151033207
homos <3< antihomos
>>151033236hey 8uddy don't put words in my mouth. All I said is that YOUR kind isn't welcome here
>>151033254they need an auspictice (8isexuality)
>>151033203For me its having to fight off Chucky in my dreams. It happened 3 times in the last 3 years. Hasn´t won once yet, i don´t get why people are afraid of that fucking doll or why it keeps coming back for more.
>>151033257
>>151033068>mumble "smuppets are cool". mumble because i want to appear nonchalant
>>151033214>and that's about it. Is that not the spirit of /hsg/?I mean I guess. It can be.I just need to be out of it. Really fast. Resident Roxy-kin I guess.
>>151033052Kinda gay nigga.
>>151033207i already knew this but im a bit pissed off that im hardlocked into being a sylph. i dont want to be a sylph. sylphs are lame.
If we are sharing dreams ..... I remember a dream I had with Kanaya, it was so wonderful, we crafted some shoes, strolled through an autumn trail, had dinner together at home and spent the night in her arms as I drifted off to sleep. KANAYA PLEASE SOMEHOW MANIFEST IN MY LIFE I'LL TREAT YOU BETTER THAN ROSE PLEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE
>>151033350tardwranglers are an essential component of each session, you should be honoured
Thoughts?
>>151033404based
>>151033404pretty!
>>151033404she looks cute :-)
>>151033404Feeling Flushed beyond belief
>>151033404Genuinely great work.
>>151033248I'm envious. fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_eW8Ja2OEclisten to my beer drinking song
Nigger
>>151033455No Dirk.
>>151033207what do I even do
>>151033522tha jane looks kinda bad
>>151033529Your best, only issue being that your best isn´t much.
>>151033529as the only other space player, i will teach you how to breed the frogs so i dont have to. lol
>>151033529you need someone to hype you up (like the sylph of space we have) and you'll become undefeatable like Jake was in beyond canon
>>151033529You'll achieve infinity and have an aura that prevents every attack from actually reaching you
Dirk fucking wishes he could have as big an impact on everyone as this fucker.
>>151033627>Dirk fucking wishes he could cuck Jake English as much as this fucker.ftfy
>>151033404It's pretty good but what about Aranea's massive gazongas?
>>151033207That last question influences it a ridiculous amount, but fair enough, i generally do get either Mind or Light and Rogue or Mage.
>>151033638There's enough Jane for everyone bro. Because she's fat.Really fucking fat. Mostly in her tits, but everywhere else is tastefully plump as well.
>>151033522IIII NEVER LOOOOVVVEED ANYOOOONE BUUUT YYOUUUUUUUUUU
>>151033644Vriska if she wasn't a cunt
https://files.catbox.moe/ttpxan.pngMe posting nsfw again after i got banned for it before? How evil of me, anyway here's the Terezi raffle winner's request. I would've posted it sooner if I wasn't banned lol
>>151033207>https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/Mage of Light. I am going to glass my entire season and then myself. Honestly we know jack all about Mages so there's not much to go on. I like the idea of being a very RNG-based walking supernova glass cannon though.
I'm fucking Jane. I'm your dad now.
>>151032580I love her pure friendship with alan
>>151033728>all over the glassesGreat googley moogley mister!
>>151032684I want to make a folder out of stupid meme photos like this to draw characters as. how do I find stupid meme photos to collect?
>>151033827pinterest..
>>151033820Don't even go there.
>>151033827Ever heard of this new invention called Google?
>>151032937I need to step up my autism game the competition is fierce these days
7H15 C17Y N0WW1LL F4D3 4W4Y175 CRY1NG 0U7175 N07 700 L4444473
I always get some brand of Space classpect, except for that one test that consistently gives me Page of Void.
>>151033970This time we´re stacking Rogues.
>>151033838>>151033841I guess what I mean is I'm specifically looking for weird irl out of context photos but any search gives me shit like spongebob memes. I'll try pinterest
>>151033827there's a twitter account called insane poses that has pretty much what you're asking for
>>151033989I think i got just the one for you then judging by me scrolling it for a minute: https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/
>>151034007>>151034011both are excellent thanks anons!
New Jerann interview for Hiveswap Act 3.Look at those knockers!
>>151033207I'm you
>>151034113rusties owe me sex
>>151034113lmao
>>151034113The asstroll is reaaaal
Full Jerann article part 1: PreambleThese two are social media influencers.Also the bronzeblood bagged a violetblood.It was the titties wasn't it?Also>same sign relationshipheh, good wordplay
>>151031829I love that Karkat gets to kill Jack, but I wish it was on screen for more than .2 seconds
>>151034230Part 2:This nigga just swam up to their yacht and climbed aboard for the interview lmao.
>>151033728Only john egbert could look like a dork while getting that head
>>151033207Rate the session
>>151034324im not doing ANY frog breeding. other space players can get on that shit. im gonna be dicking around with my consorts instead of doing anything important.
>>151033728HOT AS FUCK
>>151034324I'm curious how stacking classes in a session affects things. I guess Vriska just kind of took over for Rose as the light player, but thats kind of a special situation. My guess is at least 2 of these players are dying.
>>151034342>he thinks he gets to decide whether he does anything important or notlollmaoYou're definitely gonna get stuck breeding frogs for the whole session while everyone else does all the cool shit.
>>151034324>No Time playersYou are so fucked. The Light and Space players have to come together to figure out how to avoid failing without a Time player. Otherwise everyone dies. The Knights have to keep the teams spirits up.Only thing that will definitely hinder your shit is the Thief. But as long as you can let them loose on the enemy and not yourself you might have a chance,
>>151034354YOU CANT FORCE ME. IM NOT DOING IT. FUCK YOU.
>>151034374bratty space player... needs breeding correction...
>>151034324Far as the setup goes we got a decent shot, but im saying this as one of the light players: We are going to encounter either the Mage or Thief to go full idiot to fulfill the Light Player Retardation quota, either that or i will assume they have already fucked up and fuck something up.
>>151034370I wonder if the rogues would cannabilize the abilities of the other the others with their shared aspects
>>151034374Too bad
>>151034482OH NO NO NO NO
>>151034374Anon, you do realize that SBURB works in incredibly funny (read: ironic and retarded) ways right?Your classpect is supposed to 'suit' you but also 'challenge' you. Meaning that, by a sick twist of fate, the more you don't want to do something, the more likely that the game will eventually put you in a situation where you *must* do the thing otherwise you'll fail. The game will force you to mature. You can choose not to, and then die. But that's how it works. The infamous '8reaks'.
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAPGET PARADOX CLONED GET PARADOX CLONED GET PARADOX CLONED
reminder frog breeding is a TEAM EFFORT so you faggots better pitch in
>>151034458Probably not, Rogues do their thing for the 'benefit' of their team. Even if there would be an 'imbalance' of the raw energies of the aspects involved, Rogues tend to be selfless, so their intentions wouldn't be as volatile as a Thief.
>>151034324The two knights of breath are going to have to protect the space players for the breeding to go smoothly
>>151033728You madlad! Based.
>>151034508>heir of rageThis might actually be one of the most powerful early session classpect combos. Bro is gonna be having mad temper tantrums that result in wild Rube-Goldberg like circumstances that actually work out in the session's favour.
>>151034482>Immediately create two more timelinesDouble ghost blowjobs
>>151033207wielding space as a weapon is a lot more my speed compared to "bard of void" to be honest.
>>151034837can you do the frog breeding. please. im trying to get out of it.. please do this for me. PLEASE.
>>151034873Found the gopherNow go fer those frogs
>>151034611thanks i was trying to understand what my classpect meant
>>151034873You gotta breed the frog it's your duty as a sylph of space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8iOEc5deM
>>151033207Time to get some HEART up in this sessionAw yeah
>>151035033Inherit this bitch *mwah*
im kinda surprised that we havent gotten booted off the board yeti guess the ai janny thing is true
>>151035406Most mods and Jannies left after their information got leaked when 4chan was down
>>151035033i love these classpecting quizzes!!! :D
>>151035473YOU CAN DO THE FROG BREEDING. YES?
>>151035473fuaaark dood i replied to the wrong message!!! god damn it! :(
Impossible mode: Dante Must Die edition
>>151035489of course!!! i love frogs heheh
>>151035489Dont do this
How much?
>>151033207sup BITCHES
>>151035762the session is saved!!! what a good classpect :)
>>151035834iykyk...
>>151035762This classpect seems like a massive slut.
>>151035762congrats you get a Space player harem all for yourself
>>151033207Rate the session (updated)
>>151035957beyond fucked
>>151035957its going to be fine. probably.
>>151035969why, we got plenty of knights, rogues, heirs and sylphs to counteract the theives' bad karma
cya later hsg, got lclass
It's a gay old time on the whiteboardhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86539472-1669-2378
>>151036038Rose's crippling, crippling penis envy.
>>151035997cahoots, cahoots I say
>>151035856awful just awful
>>151036264GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE DIRK
>>151036264And there it fucking is.
>>151036264FUCK YOU DIRK
>>151035523badass fit
>>151036264FUCK DIRK
>>151033644another badass fit
>>151036264As if this session couldn't get any gayer...
>>151036264oh geez :/ session is cancelled everyone!!
>>151036264Stand back, I'll handle this
What would be the worst Classpect to have in your session? Like 'if you are thsi Classpect you are just griefing the session'.
>>151036427Prince of Life.
>>151036427Prince of Hope, well exemplified in canon.
>>151033207>Page of LightSomeone help.
>>151036424i am the angry pumpkin!!!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KIvpLhAqxMU
>>151036424You wouldn’t hurt a sleeping Dirk now would you?
>>151036540Skeksis vibes
>>151036526This fuckers only pretending to sleep.
>>151036427The absolute worst would be a princeBut the aspect, that's the hard one to decideTime and Space are the "session winners" so you would auto-lose if the prince is one of those but Prince of Blood might pull some wacky shit like turning Prospit against the players, or Prince of Mind just straight up exploding heads
>>151036553Nuh uh I’m as snug as a rug in a god damn bug
>>151036427Stop being so mean to princes dirk did great before their session stalled
>>151036568Prince of Space would be auto fucked by that of all having to breed the frog.Prince of Time COULD work out because he just as much could wreck any actual problem.Prince of Life though? Just imagine what kind of person with what kind of powers given this implies, the Space one will just have you stuck in the session, this one will make it so much more fucked up.
>>151036427Prince of anything. We've never seen a fulfilled Prince. Ever. Prince of Time would be pretty bad, maybe the worst.
>>151036636>Prince of LifeTRANSMUTATION
>>151036640Prince of Time's class quest is to become lord english
>>151036568>Would auto-lose if you got a Prince of Time or SpaceThis retard thinks your narrative is set by shallow ideas and not easily interpreted in multiple ways!
I am the shitposter.It's me.
>>151036640what about a prince of doom?i feel like his powers could easily be used for good
>>151036729All princes should makeout, mandatory for the session bro - Prince of Heart
>>151036640>>151036675We might still sleep on Bards though, less direct, but imagine the kind of fucked up long term effect those can have.
>>151032837I have a printout of dave saying "can you lock the fuck in" on my wall above my monitor lmaoi
>>151036675Speaking of, I've long speculated Princes and Bard's are PvP classes towards their own aspects- PARTICULARLY towards Lords and Muses. Destroying their own aspect should mean they can counter what another class does with that same aspect, and we already know that a class of the same aspect can affect a Master class, since Aradia does that to English. Furthermore, from naming conventions, Princes would far outrank Lords in hierarchy, and all Bards use whatever they are mocking as their Muse. Idk, just a thought.
>>151036768I think a Bard of Void in particular would be the universe's most infamous pariah in some fashion, like "kill yourself for even existing" tierMeanwhile the Bard of Doom would somehow turn the whole concept of failure on its head and fail into winning the session
>>151033207so what's the deal with mages anyway
>>151036910Magic is real.
>>151033207>I’m fucked
>>151036980Welcome fellow space prince, we're rolling some fat katamaris later
Oops, All Space Players
>>151036264
Holy sweaty mommy milkers
>>151037036
>>151037006
>>151037036goddamn I bet they smell incredible
>>151037080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Rp_5lvhFI
>>151037065Dommy mommy
What about Cody's manly magumbos?
>>151037196>the sheer pungentness scent of oil, sweat, and unwashed musk under those boobers
Why don't we just have all the knights,rogues and mages beat the princes and thieves into submission?
>>151037249Kill one, pour encourager les autresThat's how you find out about god tier and how fucked you are
>>151037196
>>151037268>i love my beautiful daughter but sometines she can be such a chud lmao>*sometimes>lol
>>151037196>tfw they see your dick
>>151037230Uh oh, titfuck alert in sector booby!
>>151037268>fuck my beautiful chud daughter
I hope skye actually get introduced soon
My mental state is deteriorating I am become skye I have started listening to cuttercore
>Space Days is not sburb because they'll get pulled into Prisounebound
Join me. Check out your dead body it's super fucked up lol.
>>151033207Oh my fucking god.Fuck my life.
>>151037525Down to clown
>>151037445Explain pic
>>151037484>also we fucked in this alternate timeline lol>I don't even fucking know you I'm so high right now
>>151036427I would argue that the destruction classes, Prince and Bard, both share the most potential to make things go sideways if the player with them fails to use their aspect constructively.When you think about it this makes a lot of sense, after all destruction is the opposite of Sburb's ultimate goal of creating a universe. While destroying can be necessary, it can easily doom a session if done in excess or without care.As for the aspects that could be the most damaging. Space and Time are both big ones due to how vitally important they are to success in a session. Other than that, Heart and Mind I think have the most potential to be a problem.So the most potentially damaging classpects would be (in no particular order)Prince of SpacePrince of TimeBard of SpaceBard of TimePrince of HeartPrince of MindBard of HeartBard of MindAny of these have the potential to COMPLETELY ruin a session.
>>151037535This test is bullshit
>>151037525If you ever need your knob slobbered hmu
>>151037525>>151037594Oh my fuck our session is so boned I'm actually jealous of the guys last night who had infinity pages.
>>151037601
>>151037594>>151037635>a super high functioning autist, borderline psycopath master manipulator shitlordJesus fuck I'm so sorry
>>151033207I am sorry
>>151033207Guys. Don't worry. I've got this....probably.
>>151037736>once they figure it out: literaly cannot die >>151037751>once they figure it out: literaly cannot lose
There's too many bards and princes in the session, it's over
>>151037803Just the one bard trying to reroll.Rage -> Mind
who we cracking tonight gang
>>151038024The rich Troll from Prisounebound.
>>151038046renity or oficus?
>>151038024Ass troll
>>151037641does this mean youll suck me off or...?
>>151038024
>>151038145my nigga
Cody should wear crop tops so I can smooch his tummy.
>>151030813cute
>>151038145>>151038159You get Cody, but you have to bounce on the strap, would you take it?
>>151037538What's in store for Lily if she's a good girl and goes to work at Glenn Research Center when she grows up
>>151038186her pelvis is toast
>>151038186nope, happy with my asshole closed
>>151033207pretty sure it is literally my job to call people faggots
>>151038186Yes? You're meant to add a negative to these things anon. Oh no I get with Cody but I gotta ride it stupid style. How terrible.
John and the other kids in an epic battle with Bec Noir but they accidentally beat each other up and have to quit and spend 800 pages on battle etiquette and group cohesion
What does /hsg/ think of this book?
>>151036995Just a bunch of breedable sluts
>>151038447I think you want to talk about it or find a new place to have discussions about it.
>>151038491A meta book is relevant to a Homestuck thread.
>>151038447Ive listened to reviews about it. Don’t really know it well obv
>>151038050Oficus.
>>151038186>you get ice cream but you have to have a milkshake as well
>>151033207Mage of SpaceLaws of physics bend to my Ideas
>>151038508I know what it is, my point still standsIt's a good book but not fully comparable
>>151037591I would put Thief of Blood there as wellHome wreckers can be a nightmare in a close knit group
>>151038250>>151038542>>151038224glad most of you get it
>>151038239 You're a tsundere>>151036904You're cool
hunting for transmascs in the bayou
>>151038447Read Infinite Jest instead, it's way more entertaining
>>151033207>Page of Void>Powerful godhood & knows everythingJust a Mary Sue then.Meh this is why I hate these personalities quizzes, they always show how cringe I am.
seeing how many replies the classpect posts get makes me realize there are more of us than i thought
>>151038701>the page of void posting 5 times
>>151033207>https://homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/The fuck does this mean???
>>151033207hey, i'll take it!
>>151033207This session needs a hero
>>151038741hello cal strider
>>151038741Ever seen the show Milo Murphy's Law?
>>151038778I am so fucking scared.
>>151038701yeah i used to think we were like 10 fucks talking to each other but damn
>>151038749Your powers include>Being Kizaru from One Piece >Being Bacarrat from One Piece: Film Gold>Mental Info Overload>Being Izumo from Undead-Unluck>A bonus to desecrating archeological/Historical/Scientific finds>Super Book Burning>Being really Glowy
>>151038778Your scream shatters citiesYour form is emotion Your presence is TruthYou are the breaker
>>151033207https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppxmxVhkr7c
>>151038906yeah its actually fucking over
>>151038928we can still salvage it.. i swear..
>>151038906The Rage aspect is compesd of these traits - Destruction, Madness, and TruthYou may see how thing van and will break, in Moth metaphor an wctualYou may see the inner turmoil of those around, the gaces they had, the inner madness all poep,e haveAnd you may see through illusion and false face, individuals true intentions and Instincts
>>151038944So literally just thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPNEJVDGEHII'm confronting every BITCH ASS player in this session.
>>151038965WHY YOU GOT NECKLACE?
>>151038666>Do I not entertain you, anon?
>>151033207>ENTER
>>151033207sorry guys
STOP IT WITH THE PRINCES, OUR SESSION WILL BARELY HOLD ITSELF TOGETHER
I am cooking
>>151039009Oh God it's happening again
>>151038186What’s the catch?
cody notwithstanding does Alan prefer white guys or dark skinned guys
>>151039214uhhhhh its bumpy ig
Jesus, were the /Hsg/ threads always this gay
>>151039214You have to be subject to his parental issues during
>>151033207r8 the prince of doom classpectam i cooked or goated
>>151039256Either way you'll want ot kill yourself, more so than any of the other Doomed Ones
>>151039231OH GOD FORBID I WANNA FUCK A MAN (ftm) GOD UUUGGGH. GOD FORBID I WANT HIM TO RIDE ON TOP OF ME AND HAVE HIS BINDER SNAP OPEN TO UNLEASH THE UTTER MELONS THAT GUY WAS HIDING. FUCK YOU.
>>151039273Promos good
>>151033207Rate the session (nightmare edition)
>>151039273it's very heterosexual to want to fuck a girl back to normal
>>151039308Anon, you're missing a Page of LIght. We have two.
>>151039308Me and the other Mage of Space arguing theoretical and ideas in what to doI want to harness Spatial Null-Points to warp in a command fleet while he wants to throw mintuarized suns at our enemy
>>151039231It was always gay. We have historical proof. This thread and the threads before it are small time compared to what used to be posted, especially during a PUASE.
>>151039004What can a Mage of Hope do?
>>151039308We rage players and the space players fucking loudly in the next room and making everyone else uncomfortable....
>>151039308>>151039323Fixed
>>151039308Realistically a sburb session made up entirely of people who visit these threads would likely end in disaster even with the few people who are autistic enough about Homestuck to actually have a head-start on understanding the game mechanics of sburbSomeone is going on a killing spree, someone is going to think they're smarter than sburb and fuck our session up a la the kids in the comic and create a superboss, people are going to prototype their sprites with some genuinely awful shit, our imps will be hell to fight in one way or anotherI would wager like 75% of the session's playerbase dies for good before we reach the black king, if we get there at all. Majority of us won't even get to wear the god tier pajamas
>>151039349There's also something to be said about a 'thread session' that the only people who willingly participate in an sburb game full of strangers don't already have enough friends they could rope into playing with them, regardless if they already know about Homestuck or notIt would essentially be a session full of incels, losers, and no-hopers. The most doomed session of all time
>>151039344how long would it take to finish sburb with this party size
>>151039385>31 playersfucking forever
>>151039344Dear god the black king is gonna fucking suck
>>151033207Late to the party, excuse the tardiness
>>151039464God tier. Just death.
>>151039406The only fully realized page is going to use his ultimate that nukes like half the battlefield and it will only do 5% of its hp we are COOKED
>>151039481: (
>>151039493Hear me out we could fix this if we min max classpect synergy and alchemized items
If we ever do make it (The last surviving 6 of us) I just wanted to say it was not a pleasure playing this session.
>>151039510We just need to throw tissues at our sprites and the session would be saved
the classpect quiz made me thinkdo (non-time) players even get aspect related abilities before god tiering (indirect interactions with their aspects aside)like what can anyone do before god tiering other than have aspect related problems
>>151039642Vriska was able to steal luck pre God tier
>>151039642Rose could see into the cue ball before God tiering
>>151039642Karkat was able to make a deal with Jack and pacify gamzee
>>151039667>>151039701okay light players get hax early im more interested in space what can non godded space players do other than frog breeding can they do anything i feel like jade doesnt get to do anything before godding up and kanaya doesnt do much either
>>151039718Gamzee was using rage powers to massively damage the black king via rage powers
>>151039642Yes, you're supposed to have all kinds of aspect-related stuff pre-godtier because godtier isn't actually a guaranteed thing (see the Troll session). This would have been something that we saw a lot more of if there weren't far more pressing things for the comic to focus, namely teenage drama and shipping charts.
>>151039739is this panel from a fanventure?
>>151039273why do you type like that? go back to twitter/discord
>>151039362>First guy enters the 4chan Session.>Yeah so.....aren't there supposed to be meteors coming down on entry?>Entire thread loses his shit realizing we won't even get to the Reckoning.
>>151039344hang on I think we can win if we just lend us pages some pants
>>151039308do you guys feel this test was more accurate to yourself, or was the extended zodiac?
>>151039338Look sexy
>>151039493the sylphs just need to guide the pages into unlocking their full potential sooner. shrimple as
>>151040005>ywn give a girl the gash froth
>>151039642john did the windy thing before god tieringrose could recall memories from her doomed timelinegamzee did bard shit placing the plushie in johns room and never god teiredroxy always made it hard for caliborn/caliope to spy on their session
>>151039992I like my booty shorts, makes my ass feel fatter
God bless korean hs fans for always drawing cute shit
>>151040000Extended zodiac has better questions but both stuck me in Heart. I guess they both felt equally accurate since I agree with their assessment
>>151033207Sylph of heart
everytime i take a classpect test it never fails
Yeah. I'm thinking of Cody reluctantly having his boobs compared with his mom while she berates him.
>>151039209Jake, chum... You can't say that...
>>151040300bewitching even
tbqh redditfags and postcanon shit had soured me on classpects a bit but you guys have made them fun for me again
>>151040310this is really hot
I love him
>>151040310I'M thinking this with Cody and his mom.
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