>Dear God, this is Marge Simpson. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to become a better Christian. I don't know what I can do...hmmm, next time the church has a canned food drive I'll give the poor something they'd actually like instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix.
>tfw no Marge wife
>>151031992nice Trojan horse to discuss the imminent SNAP riots next week
>autistic decides to dump his image folderFuck off
>>151032073Another quality simpsons quote thread ruined
>>151032070He's right, they'd probably prefer packs of Oreos and Sprite to canned lima beans.
>>151032008Feet
>>151031992crack?
lazy simpsons quote thread