Season 2 premieres in less than seven hours!What are you hoping to see in the first two episodes?What plot points do you think are going to happen throughout the season?Which character do you want to fuck the hardest, and why is it Sera?
>>151035630Why is scared Charlie so insanely fucking hot?
I fucking hate how I'm forced to watch this because everyone else on /co/ is and will be posting about it nonstop for the next three years at least.Why can't you watch something that's actually good?!
>>151035669>Why can't you watch something that's actually good?!This is Hazbin, not Helluva
>>151035669Stfu.
>>151035680They both suck. They're both supposed to be musicals, but I don't like any of the songs.
>>151035669Because this is the only big animation debut this quarter. Unless Lackadaisy pulls a surprise entrance.
>>151035741>I don't like any of the songsSorry your ears are broken if you don't like Hell is Forever
>>151035630> are you hoping to see in the first two episodes?The end of the series
>>151035743I wish I could leave 4chan.
>>151035743There’s no way. They just released a teaser. I’d be surprised if we see anything from Lackadaisy before 2027. LATE 2026 at the earliest.
>>151035630>What are you hoping to see in the first two episodes?vox kino>What plot points do you think are going to happen throughout the season?vox being kino>Which character do you want to fuck the hardest, and why is it Sera?vox
>>151035801That's unlikely, considering it's already been greenlit for two more seasons
Don't get your hopes uphttps://www.looper.com/2006550/hazbin-hotel-season-2-prime-video-review/
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>>151035844Low-key hoping Vox overtakes Adam as Hazbin's '4chan mascot' on /co/
>>151035630The V trio are so lame and unthreateningFrom the reviews and leaks I've read it's basically a filler season to hype up season 3 lmao
>>151035844Hello, Based Department?
>>151035911>VoxChad and Heaven get most of the focus>whiny libsperg reviewer complains about how he's so totally Trump-codedIdk sounds like a based season to me
>>151035907I hope that every member of the production team gets outed as a sex offender.
>>151035949Yeah, none of the synopses sounded interesting to me. And what was probably this season's best episode (and song - Gravity) was already leaked last year, so I've got very little motivation to watch.
Even as a fan of the show, the Vees' enjoyability with extra focus is what was always going to make or break this season the moment it was evident they were going to take center stage.
Why isn't there more het porn of this show? I don't wanna see yuri or futa.
If the leaks are right and vox rapes Allaster, I will take back everything I said about vivizypop
>>151035630I just want Charlastor. Vaggie has to leave because her planet needs her
>>151036019Because its fanbase is 80+% fat teenage/early 20's fujos to be quite desu with you, fampai
>>151036019>Charlastor, >RadioJoy,>MothDust, >Serapherd>RadioRoseYou gotta look for it first
>>151036046>the Hell equivalent of ICE sends her back
>>151036042I think Vox’s gonna use him to pilot his shark kaiju thing he has.
>>151035989Stop being MAP-phobic
>>151035993>this season's best episode (and song - Gravity)bro that episode fucking sucked
>>151036071Vizvie should do it. It's topical and it improves the show.
>>151036113Nope.
>>151036113>I watched an eight-minute clip made of rough storyboards and choppy audio, and declared it unequivocally suckedYou guys are more annoying than Hazbin stans sometimes
I want Emily to sit on my face
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>>151036204HOT FUCKING DAMN GIRL'S GOT A WHOLE KRISPY KREME FACTORY STORED AWAY BACK THERE
>>151036204I’m pretty sure it’s the dress making her look bigger.
>>151036234Quiet
>I NEED EMILY RIGHT NOW!!!
>>151035630Will Jesus Christ make an appearance and partner up with saint Peter and stop hell’s plan of taking over?
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>>151036283I'm not sure if Jesus exists in this series. It seems very Jewish/Talmudic-inspired.
>>151035911>>151035982Viv talked about this and I think her anxiety isn't about Vox being similar to Trump but that Vox will survive the season and not see any real punishment lol
Please tell me I'm not the only one waiting for a MEGA
>>151036362>Vox will survive the season and not see any real punishment lolYeah, that sounds like a Vivziepop character.
>>151036204>>151036278I was looking for something, and found this.
>>151036378Well Moxxie's ex did actually get killed
>>151036378Yeah, I’m pretty sure everyone lives at the end of the season.Pretty sure the big reveal is that Lilith is alive at the end, due to a phone call.Or so what I’ve heard.
>>151036405Pretty sure they’re bringing him back somehow.I think his voice actor gave some hints in his tweets.
>>151036204>heaven has big booty angels like Emily>Hell just has skinny ass twigs like CharlieThat’s it, I’m going to church.
>>151035630>show is already starting to have villain overloadViv really hasn’t learned her lesson from helluva boss.
>>151036411>Pretty sure the big reveal is that Lilith is alive at the end, due to a phone call.Of course she's alive; she's the real big bad of the series.
>>151036278>>151036434You need to pay attention...
>>151036458It's fine as long as they confine it to one big threat a season. Which it sounds like they're doing so far.
>>151036473No, no, no.That’s Roo. Different lady. Root of all evil.They’re gonna blame her for pretty much every bad thing.
>>151036432>I think his voice actor gave some hints in his tweets.Fucking how, Crimson has his jaws mounted on his wall.
>>151036333There’s enough references to him that he probably exists.You see crosses all over Heaven, saint Peter himself of course, HB has Blitzo’s catchphrase be “Christ on a stick” etc
>>151036473>>151036501Real big bad is Roo/Eve who is pretending to be Lilith (the one we saw at the end of S1). According to some leaks Lilith did try to cause an actual uprising against heaven for the sake of destroying it, but we don't know when (though it's probably what caused the exterminations to start), what she was thinking or how she is now.
>>151036511I might be wrong, I think it was slightly hinted.Though that info might’ve come from a Chaz gooner.I’ll try to find it again, but I can’t promise anything.
>>151036545No offense, but Lilith would be dumb as fuck.“Yeah, let’s start a war!”>Angels start throwing hands“Oh, shit, I gotta get the fuck out of here.”
>>151036701She's a woman what did you expect
>>151036725You joke, but given with this theory she'd literally be the first woman, she's probably as undeveloped as Adam clearly is.
>>151036725Well, for all the hype about her being this pillar that kept the family stable, it’s a little fucking stupid to hide in a fucking bunker AFTER YOU STARTED THE MESS.Especially considering that Lucifer couldn’t even run a fucking lemonade stand, let alone a government.
>>151036545Yep, and the real Lilith is actually Rosie, who's in hiding for... some reason.
>>151036701I think it's more like>tries to start an uprising a long, long time ago>get their asses kicked and the exterminations start>Lilith's spirit gets broken but she tries to keep hell's spirit up by singing for them>time passes>Charlie is born, they're all seemingly happy>at some point Lilith separates from Lucifer and disappearsCharlie's only around 200-years-old and I doubt the exterminations only started recently.
Seriously, why do women find Val attractive?
>>151036779Yeah, that seems to be case. I agree wholeheartedly.But why 7 years ago? If she really cared about her daughter’s safety, she’d have waved the white flag the moment she knew she was pregnant/gave birth to Charlie.
>>151036796Same reason they want to fuck serial killers and minotaurs, Anon.
This
>>151036836And this are likely the real Lilith. But
>>151036796he’s charismatic and flamboyant women love that shit
>>151036808In fact, let me expand my question.If she really cared about her daughter, why the fuck didn’t she take her whole family into hiding?Because (me personally) if I had started a war and knew I was pregnant, I’d probably hide with the kid, raise the little bastard, and then make my comeback.Either Lilith is stupid, selfish, or this is a plot hole the size of a fucking Goatse.
>>151036847-if the leak is real, then this is Eve/Roo. Notice the lack of wedding bands.
>>151036865But how would Lucifer not know his wife is different?He can’t be THAT stupid….Unless Eve was the reason behind why Charlie’s a dumbass, and Lucifer is about as stable as a game of Jenga.
>>151036865Wait, I'm lost... who gave birth to Charlie then? And don't say Lucifer because that's a story for retarded progressives.
>>151036855The leak is that Eve/Roo somehow impersonated and ousted Lilith, so presumably there's something else that prevents the real Lilith from revealing herself. That or she's taking a gamble and hoping whatever plan she has will work before everything gets too bad.
>>151036912>who gave birth to Charlie then?Lilith? She's there when Charlie is a child/toddler >>151036836>>151036847 but is replaced by the time Charlie is a teen/young adult. That's why "Lilith" becomes distant to her family and leaves, because she's actually Eve.
>>151036913Okay, but..> 1. you think after being around the same woman for millennia, Lucifer would recognize something was off.>2. Lilith decides to go to Heaven, the one place she’s fighting against, and they accept her with open arms?>3. She didn’t have a single immediate contingency plan between those 7 years? Aside from Alastor.
>>151036913>The leak is that Eve/Roo somehow impersonated and ousted LilithThat might also explain why 'Lilith's' face is obscured during that flashback.
>>151036962Her hair is also closer to Eve's from the opening storybook in the E5 flashback
>>151036019The best I've seen is Satan raping SeraHilariously I did not watch the most recent episodes of Helluva boss at that time so I thought it was just some Dragonkin OC
>>151036957You're looking for logic in a show that rarely uses it, and has little consideration for its own rules. All Vivzie wants are big dramatic moments that make the seals clap. But making them happen in a natural way is secondary.
>>151036962Yeah, but why the fuck would she just show up, pretend to be Charlie’s mom, then leave?What exactly is the sabotage here?Because if I wanted to sabotage He’ll, I’d probably do some shit like neutralizing/killing Lucifer so nobody’s left to run shit.
>>1510369571. We don't know what exactly happened but there might've been a small window between Eve replacing Lilith and her leaving.2. If the leak is right, that wasn't Lilith in heaven, it was Eve. Now we don't know the circumstances of how or why she was allowed to stay and if anyone knows who she is (some people think Lute knows she's Eve).3. We Just Don't Know.gif
>>151037018Yeah, I know it’s gonna be fucking stupid, but if I don’t get a decent answer, this is gonna keep me up all night.
>>151037024>What exactly is the sabotage here?Breaking up Lucifer's and Lilith's happy family?
>>151037052Yeah, but that would’ve happened, regardless if Eve showed up.Unless we get a flashback to Eve manipulating Lucifer into manipulating him. Praying to god it doesn’t go the Stella route.
>>151037087Eve clearly futa-fucked Lilith into leaving
>>151035654her begging would be delicious
>>151037087>Yeah, but that would’ve happened, regardless if Eve showed up.Would it? From what little we know Lilith and Lucifer were really devoted to each other.
>>151037114I mean, if your wife suddenly goes missing, you’d still be losing it a little.Maybe, depending on what we get from Eve’s Lilith, we could see how she manipulated Lucifer to becoming emotionally unstable.
>>151037102The mere possibility that she might face real consequences for her actions and be forced to grow up is already enticing... but we all know that's not going to happen.
>>151037176Yeah, that whole “going out for a pack of cigarettes thing” will be smoothed over in 20 minutes, like Lucifer’s apathy.
I want Eve to be Roo. But it’s revealed that the name Root of All Evil isnt some horrific eldritch evil that’s the end boss, it’s literally just a title Adam stuck on her after the whole apple thing cause he’s a jerk like that.
I'm a simple manI am hype for the Niffty song.I am hype for more Vox and Alastor rivalry.I am hype for Pentious sexo.
>>151037219That… actually seems reasonable.
>>151037223>ywn sleep beneath the watchful gaze of the Hazbin gang
I'm hype to see that sexy vaggie and charlie song that leaked but this time in actual good quality
>>151035630I prefer the fanfics and my own head canon.
>>151037223She's so silly
>>151037223I feel like a demon, here's a quick edit.
I am Lute's strongest soldier
>>151037223As am I
I heard rumors that the supposedly sexy Vaggie and Charlie song is the most vanilla and harmless shit there is, can anyone confirm or deny it?
>>151037315Nice
>>151037303IT'S NOT RAPE IF IM BEGGING FOR IT
>>151037297Honestly, I can excuse her being dumb, because she was fed propaganda and lies her whole life.She’s like a better Charlie, with a better voice.
>>151037320You don’t even get to see a boob.
>>151037320we only say a few seconds with bad audio and the literal child that leaked it didnt even keep the camera straight to see the full scene, so no.
>>151037320From the clip it sounds like the lyrics are just about Charlie being anxious while Vaggie reassures her, visually there's a part where Vaggie is shaking her hips while wearing a little black nightgown. It looks like it'll be a fun sequence but Viv definitely oversold it on the sexy part, though I don't know how many f/f couples have been shown to even be THAT much into each other. Comparatively it might technically be "good".
>>151037348“Adult animated show” my assWhy do Americans fear the titty??
>>151037363Because they can startle horses
>>151035630>Which character do you want to fuck the hardestVelvette
>>151037320That's a cute fackin' Char. Fackin' hate Vag though.
>>151037363This is Tumblr’s furthest level of edgy.“We’ll give you gay sex, drugs, violence, and a sailor’s profanity, but we would NEVER give straight gooner content.”
>>151037395Hope you're a woman, or that would be homophobic
>>151037407This has been around longer than tumblr has. America has always been weird about the boobies.
>>151037412Yes, I am most certainly a woman. I would have also said Alastor but my shipper instincts are more interested in seeing art of him with Vox or Charlie.
>>151037412>compulsively making the eternally damned characters gay with maybe 1 exceptionSounds like Viv is the REAL homophobe.
So how long do you have to be in hell to get powers? Is it tied to being an overlord and owning souls?
>>151037451Owning souls.
>>151036204sexo
>>151037451There's probably natural powers they have due to their affinities with what they got turned into, and then what being an overlord and taking souls gives you.
>>151036913I thought Lute was Eve
>>151037451Alastor made a deal before he died and had power Day 1. Others do it by owning souls. I'd like to see the process of a sinner going from just some dude that died into an overlord. I imagined you'd have to start out with small favors people owe you for, them make the favors bigger and bigger with payments to match until they're paying you their souls.
Nifty deserves hugs!
>>151037412>everyone was headcanoning the Vees as a polycule>make Velvette a pure lesbian to break that upWhy is Viv so polyphobic??!
>>151037766She will put something sharp in your stomach the moment you open your arms
>>151037777Holy quads confirm Viv as a disgusting bigot
>>151037777I get that they're in hell but this whole polycule stuff sounds awful
>>151037814I hope it's with her sharp, dagger-like gock
>>151037954What about harems?
>>151038004I am only into monogamous relationships so those are also off the table
Why is Nifty retarded?
>>151037766She is annoying as fuck, her only trait is comic relief and stupid beyond limit. Pilot Niffty is 30000 times better
So what exactly are the egg boys of Sir Pentious?
>>151038027She's just quirky
>>151038167He made them
>>151038029Yeah they made her too much of a gremlin in the main show
>>151038027Because they think having a tiny murderhobbo with the intelligence and personality of one of those tiny dogs that only bark and piss themselves is much better than an asian shortstack with interesting background.
>>151035630we need an special with adam being a rockstar on limbo or chilling in a beach on hell like lilith on heaven.
>>151035770Stayed Gone slaps too
>>151038027I can't believe I even liked Niffty more than some of my current faves at one point just because of looks alone. The signs were there from the start she wasn't as developed as even the underdeveloped pilot cast like the Vees (if you didn't keep up with the Voxstagram lore dumps).
>>151037295I just want a shota adam being a cinnamon roll to everybody and emotionally damage everyone by seeing first hand how much pain and sorrow they made the first man go through to become what he was in the show.look how they massacred my boy.
>>151038379I doubt that’s gonna happen, considering what he’s done. Most realistic outcome is that he’s chased across all the boroughs of hell, Benny Hill style.
>>151035993idk, i like the one where Rosie literally calls Alastor her pet and throws him around a bit
>>151038423goddammit...then to earth it is or lute smuggle his ass into heaven the same way with lilith, I just want him to retire and rest for real.
>>151037223kek I was thinking "lol Alastor isn't there because he hates him" and then noticed the smiling deer with the monocle in the back
>>151038004I’ll be honest, I never cared for harems. They just sound like they’d be a headache to handle with the more chicks in it, like managing time spent with each one so no one gets jealous and such.
Is this releasing on east coast or west coast time
>>151038601>2AM EST, 5AM PSTDid you accidentally get these mixed up
>>151038504yeah the alasdeer gave me a chuckle.
>>151035630Does amazon not put the episode up at midnight? When's the time of release?
>>151038823>>151038601This apparently
>>151038823Midnight Pacific time 3am eastern time
>>151035630What are your big hopes for season 2? I hope we get more background on Vaggie before Charlie met her, and lots more Chaggie scenes!
>>151038850FULLFRONTALNUDITY
>>151038850A tighter story with no big ticking clock like season 1 had I don't want some big time jump just let things play out. More Rosie I loved her she's so charming. I hope Caine is mentioned at least. I hope we get NO Roo hints OR if we do I just hope its set up well. Roo is my biggest fear story wise it just sounds so stupid.
>>151038187Eww
>>151038892>I hope we get NO Roo hints OR if we do I just hope its set up well. Roo is my biggest fear story wise it just sounds so stupid.I hope we do, as I feel it's proper punishment for you posting a pic of skinless boiled chicken.
>>151039128cry more
>>151039136Says the tranny.
>>151038850>and lots more Chaggie scenes!Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>151039202who cares what she thinks or wants or hopes or believes in or dreams of
>>151039202
>>151038027She's Japanese
Aesthetically I think Charlie/Vaggie looks nice but the problem is that Vaggie is really boring
>>151038850based chaggie enjoyer
Has anyone ever jobbed so hard?
>>151037766Nifty is the key to everything. Very important character central to the whole Hazbin story hidden in plain sight. I can't tell you where I got this information, but just watch with that in mind and you'll see it.
>>151039721The information is she makes my cock hard
>>151039675I remember all the Alastranny copium from last year "he wasn't fighting at his full power, he could've easily won" and then the show itself demolishes thatLmao, Adamchads won.
>>151039675Idk if trying to powerscale Hellverse makes sense but I assume itsLuciferAdamSera/any high ranking heaven figureOverlordsThe Sins from Helluva BossEveryone elseBut the Sins and Overloards can probably swap depending on who. I don't know how powerful people like Sera would be but since you can't kill them without Angelic steel they default above everyone else.
>>151039728It's no accident she stabs Adam. Just sayin' and there's more to come, but most people didn't notice because it's played off like it's a joke. She is more than what she seems.
>>151039753>Adam>Sera/any high ranking heaven figureSwitch these two.
>>151039753Sera and the Sins are above Adam.GodThe SpeakerSera, Lucifer and the SinsAdamCharlieGoetiasOverlordsSinners and mid hellborns (like sucubus)Low hellborns
>>151036865Why would they have wedding bands? They're demons. Weddings are holy matrimonies.
>>151039758I will trust.
>>151039830Actually, they're Jewish
>>151039806I don't think the Sins are above Adam but I have nothing to show to say why. We need to see more of the Goetias in combat, we have Andrealphus but he was getting worked by I.M.P
>>151038609should be releasing in next minute, or in another hour.I tried to tell people, the time is variable
>>151039838What's the difference?
>>151039758Niffty's the key to all this, if we get Niffty working. 'Cause she's a funnier character than we've ever had in the show.
ONE HOUR TILL BAXTER STEALS THE SHOW
>>151039867My Amazon randomly went from saying 12:00 AM to 1:00 AMThough I may have read it wrong after waking up with blurry eyes, but I'm not going back to sleep now
>>151039841Lucifer is the Sin of Pride, he is the kingnof Helland beat the shit out of Adam. Goetias are below the Sins in power and rank.
>>151039844>>151039867Yep, looks like another hour I guess now.
What we drinking/eating for the premier? I'm making vodka crans.
>>151039912I ate way too much yesterday, or I'd be making cookies
>>151039912I have so much food.I got an entire pizza, but i ate 1 slice before getting too full.I'm on my first energy drink, i plan to finish in next hour.
>>151039946finish my drink, the pizza will last a few days.
>>151039912Its already 2am over here so I will probably refrain from snacking on anything
>be me>Season 2 Episodes 1 and 2 release>scroll through both episodes manually just to watch the scenes with Alastor
>>151040071>ep 1 releasesIt hasn't for anyone else. Prove it.We know about 2.
>>151040079(I'm saying hypothetically, when it happens)
>>151040086Mods already deleting links like faggots?
>>151040106It literally is not out yet, there's nothing to delete.
>>151040086>hypotheticallyWell played Alastor
How would you feel about a 3D version of Hazbin Hotel? I feel like certain characters would definitely need some design changes or camera tricks to look good in a 3D environment, Angel dust being the primary example.
>>151040118It's easier to animate for porn
>>151040071u can skip episode 2 than
>>151040118With Angel Dust you just have to fix the hair and done. The face is easy.I think it would very interesting a 3d Hazbin Hotel short.>>151040120Yeah, and open a lot of doors.
>>151035630Dubs and there will be a WG-themed episode
>>151040118Nortubel tier models
>>151040118>3D version of Hazbin HotelIt'd look terrible. The only reason why HH is so appealing is because its style is a callback to 2000s emo art. As a matter of fact, this is also part of the reason why I find 99% of the redesigns you see social media personalities shitting out to be terrible. They lose track of what makes the show interesting in the first place.
>>151039881>>151039902Viv had a last minute change to make so they quietly changed schedule by one hour. Bitch was panicking, but I think they changed it back now.
>>151040169>Viv had a last minute change to make so they quietly changed schedule by one hour.what
>>151040181Alastor casually refers to Valantino as a 'nigger'. Viv was trying to be edgy and imply Alastor's age, but someone at Amazon found out at the last minute and Spoindlehorse had to do an overdub and reupload. Were able to fix it quicker than expected, so reset time back to normal. Not everyone saw change.Kek at Viv thinking she'd get away with that even in her 'le edgy' cartoon.Watch for moment in first episode, it's still obvious where the change was.
>>151040181It's a joke.It usually takes an hour, or couple to upload, and send over the internet, with upload speeds or junk.Or they schedule it for 12 hours after it's already ready.But should be in about 6 mins, maybe...
>>151040198But Al is allowed to say it, he was black.Now the question if Husk is allowed to say it, like we dont know if his character was black in life, or does he get a pass since he's voiced by a black guy?
>>151040205That's why it got that far amongst other reasons, it's kinda quick and wouldn't bother most people, but someone high up at Amazon totally freaked the fuck out.
>>151040205Are you seriously taking this dipshit seriously?
ITS OUT
>>151040221Believe it or don't. There are a lot of people involved with this production and technical aspects of distribution. I just happen to be in the loop and I'm LMAO at the scrambling and drama still going on behind the scenes. More to come when I can get you more details, but that's the funniest part.
>>151040233what did i think about it
Did Alastor just call Vaggie "vagene"
>>151040257paginer???
>>151040239Tits or gtfo
>>151040233ok so download?
>>151040260bagyna...
Torrent when?
>>151040269another hour, maybeI dont know how streamer got it, aside from PAYING for prime, and streaming live.
NOW AIRING LIVE!!!cytu be / OneNETtvChannelFor some reason, replace the space into actual url. Nothing else. Non-Prime subbers, don't forget to donate if you want.
>Niffty was just acting in self-defenseShe stabbed him in the back, Charlie
actual naked lady butt in the first song lol
>>151040311>gotta rewatch later now.
>>151040308Charlie is unironically the kind of girl to point to her dog while it's eating a baby, and insist it's a good boy. God, it's so weird to be following a manga that is handling a heaven-hell conflict infinitely better while being aware of this shit's existence.
>>151040118I really dislike a lot of 3D Hazbin designs I've seen, it just looks too weird. Same with a lot of 3D models of Alastor or Alastor cosplay, his whole look and appeal only works when he's flat and 2D and he looks better when he *doesn't* have realistic or humanlike proportions
So weird seeing Pentious without the hat
Human Pentious is so hot what the fuck
the angel designs are pretty neat
>>151040308>She stabbed him in the back, CharlieUh yeah after he came down from heaven with his army and started killing people. I mean if we really want to argue Use of Force Continuum shit...
RELEASE THE MEGA
damn what is the speaker's design? she's like deer owl thing
>>151040430All the episodes aren't out yet. The last won't be until the 18th of Nov.
Okay the confetti gun made me kek
Heaven kind of sucks actually
Brandon Rogers as Katie Killjoy still isn't funny.
lmao lute's such a loser. a luser.
>>151040430Why did I misread this as "RELEASE THE MAGA"?
>>151040472Its still the worst thing Vivi changed from the pilot
>>151040443Wtf does that have to do with anything?
Ep 2 is pretty lameHeaven sucks dick
>>151040469It's good if you aren't a simp for a one-eyed demon chick
>>151040478I guess you could say....She's a luser, baby
Lute making an Adam tulpa is funny as fuck
>the fucking TREE on Lilith's phone casegod that really is roo/eve isn't it
>>151040469Such basic-bitch fedora shit.>I couldn't be happy in Heaven knowing all my friends are burning in Hell herp derp.Super lame.
i love this series!
>>151040472Seconded. Totally sucks now.
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM
>>151040522Thank you <3
>>151040522>>151040532Btw, that link could be deleted by amazon or something.Download it while you can.
>>151040485>Ep 2 is pretty lameThe Lute scenes are kino enough to save it. Emily and Pentious were good tooHeaven doesn't really have anything wrong with it the place it just can't give Pentious what he really wants to see his friends again.
vivzie has been REDEEMED
>>151040537Yeah, people saying Heaven sucks because Pentious is autism-brained are retarded. It's clearly still a billion times better than Hell.
good crying acting from lute's va
>>151040485This, worst episode so far. People only like it because of Lute, but she is not enough to save it.
>>151040416I disagreeI thought I hated Huskers design but the angels went full sparkle dog territory into a parody of itselfFeels like a Black Templars gonna spawn in and start screaming
>>151040547but i liked it. especially the musical bit with emily and abel and peter and pentious and the like
>>151040540nope.jpgJury is definitely still out. I've never seen a show that wastes so much time yet rushes through shit so much. Annoying.
What could Lute possibly even DO? She has no one on her side. MAYBE she could get the army to side with her but The Speaker Of God could just one shot them for treason AND they don't have someone strong like Adam to do the heavy lifting if they even go back to Hell whenever the shield is back down. I see no way she can get any meaningful revenge. I'm curious what they plan to do with her plotline.
>no thoughts head empty
>>151040472Agreed. The character was funnier with the actress's voice from the pilot, now it's distracting and I just think "oh it's Brandon doing that thing again"
>>151040485>>151040547We got three really good songs in episode two and lute scenes and Pentious backstory, That was a damn good episode.
>>151040536The links could be deleted tomorrowDownload them, or watch them while you can.
>>151040566>tfw you find out heaven isn't actually as invested in templar larping as you are
>>151035835
>>151040571Also it's unnecessarily gay, and this episode just annoyingly gay.How do you think Viv likes it when nobody gives a flying fuck about her stupid gay relationships and only cares about the hetero ones? Suffa Viv.
>>151040572Sir Pentious's backstory sucks, quit the copium.
>>151040590I disagree sorry you don't like it tho
>>151040522>>151040570>Get several antivirus warnings from the linkFuck that.
>>151040590I like it.He's a loser who never socialized.It feels too real for a person always online...
>>151040601use adblock ? I guess i could look for more links.I use adblock and stuff, so i see no problems.
>>151040590He's literally us
>>151040590The only issue with it is the idea that just feeling guilt over not acting seems like a really trivial reason to be sentenced to Hell with all the murderers, rapists and other really evil deserving people.Like imagine if it turns out the only reason Pentious got redeemed was because his sins were so minor and easier forgivable, while the actual killers like Angel Dust are actually fucked and damned forever?
Torrents are out just torrent the episodes ya fucking retards
>>151040564Pretty obvious that with Lute on one side and the Vees on the other things are going explode at one point. Obviously we know she won't succeed maybe, if you trust the leaks. But with heaven/God officially not backing her she's probably going to fall at one point.
>>151040601https://streamtape.com/v/wd8Pyw3p2wSJ8qJhttps://streamtape.com/v/vkW6VVVvedi4v9b/Hazbin.Hotel.S02E02.AAC.MP4-Mobile.mp4This better?
Try these friendoshttps://filecrypt.cc/Container/A443C86E7C.html
>>151040601yeah, that site raises a lot of AV warning, and to download they ask to disable adblock to download.i used this one instead, but it only has ep1 atmwatchflix DOT to/watch/tv/94954/season/2/episode/1
>>151040617>The only issue with it is the idea that just feeling guilt over not acting seems like a really trivial reason to be sentenced to Hell with all the murderers, rapists and other really evil deserving people.I think that's supposed to further support the idea that the system is flawed and if heaven and hell were on good terms from the start, people like Pentious wouldn't be stuck in hell.>Like imagine if it turns out the only reason Pentious got redeemed was because his sins were so minor and easier forgivable, while the actual killers like Angel Dust are actually fucked and damned forever?That could be the case.
>>151040629>>151040624there as well
>>151040522>video is corrupted I can't trust you guys with SHIT
>>151040629sorry for the av warnings.I use lot of adblock, i didn't know.>>151040624Try this ?
>inb4 Demon Lute in Hell when she disobeys and gets kicked out of HeavenMy kind of upgrade actually.
Emily is on crack
>>151040522>contains embedded frame of cpIt was nice knowing the rest of you
>>151040643Maybe all the sugar in Heaven is booger sugar.
>Hazbin GuaranteeBetter than Happy Day In Hell/10>Once We Get Up ThereReal fucking letdown here, should've just been a Vox song and much longer.>Like YouThis is like the definition of filler song.>Sera's ConfessionAnother one that should've been fucking much longer but one of the best so far.>GravityNooo don't put heavy symbolism foreshadowing your fall from heaven all over your song you're so sexy
>>151040601>>151040629Sorry for the questionable link.Some people don't use as much adblock as me.>>151040624Look here.
Gotta respect Lute for trying to argue with the SPEAKER OF GOD of all beings. like when the voice of the Big Man Upstairs says it’s redemption, to have the guts to say no fuck that to her face, no wonder Adam liked this schizo.
>>151040652kek I love this pic
So no one is going to talk about Lute trying to kill St. Peter?
Yep it's a filler seasonVillains of the season are the incompetent trio and schizo simp angel
>>151040652I liked once we get up there fuck you
>>151040652>Nooo don't put heavy symbolism foreshadowing your fall from heaven all over your song you're so sexyBut her falling will make her sexier
Going by Pent's story it seems redemption is tied to whatever sin got you sent down
Man, I just don't like any of the scenes in heaven. Even in Season 1 I ended up skipping over those parts during rewatch
>>151040625This link works.
>>151040629Thanks for that link btw.ep 2 there works for me
>>151040647Oh fuck ARE YOU SERIOUS???
>>151040664VOX was really good but I didn't care for the other Vees' parts
>>151040662fuck Peter
>>151040485i liked ep2 way more than 1, songs were way better and even Metatron showed up
>>151040672It's just so saccharin and blandHeaven sucks
>>151040671It seems like it just kind of goes by faith or what an individual believes so far. Pentious believed he deserved it, so he went to Hell. Alastor also acknowledges that he "knows what happens to a man like him after death" and believes he's going to Hell, and well, there he is. He's also a murderer though, so I might just be pulling this out of my ass
>>151040647This is why you can't trust links here
>>151040672You skipped "he blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth"? that's messed up
>Sera: Can you or God like tell me what to do before another war breaks out and more people die>The Speaker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm3kb2Okyy8
>>151040647>>151040699It was a lieBut I deleted the links cause of issues for some people.>>151040624>>151040629Use those links.
>>151040652>should've been fucking much longerI feel that way for so many songs for this show, like 2 minutes songs just aren’t enough I feel.
>>151040721I don't know if it's an issue of the episodes being 22-minutes or if they're intentionally trying to make tiktok tracks but it ticks me off.
>>151040647>>151040699>>151040710Anyone else confirm??? I just wanna see le funny gay demons not get accidentally sniped in some fed op
>>151040727I can confirm.I posted the links, they were not cp.You have other links now, why are you focused on the old ones?>>151040710Look here.
>>151037303ENFORCER NO
ONCE WE GET UP THERE IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD IM GONNA CUM
>>151040671I think whatever your redeeming action is it also has to come at great expense to yourself. Pentious didn't need to just save the group, he needed to die while doing it.
>>151040738we know, vox
>>151040727>fucking v&Too late. You're going to a place worse that gay Hazbin Heaven of Hell. We need to write a showtune called, 'Enjoy your stay (at Club Fed)'
>Once we get up there we will beat up all the powerful angels and all the demons that are equal to or stronger than us will just listen to usI'm with Valentino, I don't understand this plan either
I for one support Lute in her quest for murdering gay demons
>>151040725Yeah that’s probably it. Like a song that’s only two minutes is fine for like a filler song, but a full length song to me should be 3-5 minutes or so, but I imagine you’re right about how that might be too much for a barely half-hour episode.
>>151040727>link deletedWhoo... good thing I got here late
>>151040750That's because Viv wrote it.
>>151040652The “trust us” song is my favorite so far
>>151040750Vox has hypnosis powers, surely he can just use them on all of the angels. It'll work. Trust Vox powers work on angels. It will definitely be totally fine. 20-minute war on heaven.
>>151040750>control heaven, and hellIt's called being mad with power.Never being satisfied.Always wanting more.This can be more extreme for some people. (like some rulers of countries.)
>>151040764Stop using logic and just be mad
>>151040764I get his motivations but the best case scenario is he ends up splitting heaven with the other overlords like they do hell now.
>>151040753It wasn't a bad link, as far as i know.But some people had problems, so i deleted it.But it wasn't bad, as far as i knew.There are other link posts made in thread.
>>151040727>>151040748>>151040753>post actually got deletedOh man you guys are FUCKED
heh
you guys know amazon gives out 30-day trials of prime like candy right
>>151040752Totally missing the point if you're talking about length and song count. Any song should be relevant and have emotional impact, serve the story, etc. Nothing else matters.Seems like Viv would rather waste our time with dialogue talking about feelings over and over instead of using the songs for that, and then doing the songs on top of that, so only a few things actually happen per episode, yet it feels like a big rush and a lot of effort for them to actually happen.
>>151040771If you control heaven first, you could gain more power in hell.The other overlords could follow you.At least that is the presumed thinking.
>>151040750Vox is just delusional, like he thinks killing all the big wig angels would be easy just because Adam bit it. The thing is though Adam was an archangel, but in actual angelic hierarchy an archangel isnt that high up, it’s just above angels. So an actual Seraphim like Sera and Emily are so above that level that I bet they can’t even be killed with angelic steel even.
>>151040776Does that say "Yao!" or "Yaoi"
>>151040776>151040752I never want to hear anyone say that Angel's backstory is serious or empowering ever again
>>151040750It has been explained out of screen for it to be revealed through the seasonThat's why when we change from the Charlie scene to the vees we see Vox explaining the final part of the plan "when the graph reaches this point we will get our desires"
>>151040652Gravity > Once We Get Up There >>>>> Hazbin Guarantee > Sera's Confession >>> Like YouI think Sera's Confession has potential to go up for me over time, but man I absolutely loved the feel of Once We Get Up There, you could really feel Vox's life in that one and Vals singing voice continues to be a treat
>>151040774>no one replies to the posts with the OTHER links.Come on now. We are just trying to make junk up.It wasn't bad links. As far as I could tell.Some people had antivirus or some weird problem.So i deleted them.
>>151040764>It's called being mad with power.Have you ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.
>>151040783>Vox after trying to start shit with the Speaker
>>151040797Can't believe they're making a sequel to that twenty years later
Gonna have a one hour break in 2 hours. Are the episodes out yet?
>>151040776I’m not seeing a whole lot of trauma on Angel’s face if this is the abuse he faces.
>>151040807Out on amazon yes. Torrents yes. Anywhere else no.
>>151040807Yes
>>151040797>a president takes trillions of dollars from dod and taxpayers aka from you>no one listens to himSeems like they do.
>>151040808He looks more bemused if anything.
This thread glows
>>151040812The fuck are you talking about?
>>151040810>anywhere else no>like 10 links posting to 2 posts with links.Take a look in the thread.>>151040710there.
>>151040784>PaddleIt has to be yaoi
>>151040823I'm making point, people listen to people mad with power.And support them.
>>151040825Idk I'm not paying attention I have prime lol
>>151040776This gag fucking got me so good, I hope Val continues to produce seething on an industrial scale
>>151040810>>151040825Thanks!
>>151040828Yes, that's what the original comment said
>>151040776>Inb4 Twitterfags try and fail again to defend this as a good way to write a rape victim
Also Sera knows that Lilith/"Lilith" is in heaven but doesn't want anyone talking to her. How queer.
>>151040838Angel Dust has to be one of the worst written rape victims I've seen in recent memory.
brehs...........
that charlie x lucifer hug is going to spawn so much fucking porn...
>>151040835>>151040797>going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you.>>151040828>people listen to people mad with power.No one listens, and people do listen, are the same?I'm tired...
>>151040838if nothing else it feels like the show is officially over taking this whole plot point seriously, which *might* optimistically mean less wah wah victim monologs from Angel?
>>151035669Haunted Hotel was pretty good.
>>151040850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoZRdnHeeYg
>>151040830yeah, the little background gags in this show is honestly what keeps me going.also the songs, but mainly shit like this
>>151040849I genuinely thought there was about to be a kiss until I remembered that there's not enough taste for that to be happening. The energy was absolutely there though, it was crazy
>>151040848What dat mouth do tho
>>151040860I think i see now.I need sleep, my bad.
I liked episode two overall but man it really made Heaven look like the biggest collection of useless dipshits. even while schizoing the fuck out to literally God's face and plotting genocide with her tulpa boyfriend, Lute still seems like the most capable person on their whole force
>>151040873And seems i can't, caus i had energy drink.And NEW animated (best version) star wars Visions is out.See you guys.>>151040311gotta look for that...
>>151040698>It's DC rules back when DC gave a shit about hell where hell is just a place souls THINK they should go and end up perpetuating the punishment they think they deserve on each other, but literally lamer and gayerGod fucking damn it
Help me, the retards in Bluesky and Twitter are mental-gymnasticying about The Speaker of God being Stolas's mother just because they are birds.
>>151040848Got to admit I did love that rapid fire chew 'em up and spit 'em out shit with the Vees. That was pretty cool actually.
>>151035669Hide thread then faggot, the world doesn't revolve around you Also, ONCE WE GET UP THERE, INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD
>>151040909But she is
>>151040909There's like dozens of other bird-shaped angels in episode 2. Stolas might be distantly descended from a fallen angel though.
>>151040750Look, I understand Vox is a megalomaniac and everything but he DOES know there's like SIX demons more powerful than any sinner in Hell (and also Lucifer), and they haven't done shit to Heaven in all the time since the purges started right? Like...am I seriously supposed to believe Vox is simultaneously afraid of challenging Alastor directly, AND thinks he can take on all of Heaven at once when SATAN hasn't?
>>151040909that's incredibly dumb of course, but I really do still wonder WHY she's a bird. is this a bible reference I'm missing or just Vivzie being her usual self about character design?
>>151040919Vox is totally built different. Don't worry anon this is all going to go smoothly.
>>151040927There's lots of bird symbolism in Christianity. Maybe she's supposed to be a dove.
>>151035669Gangraping this anon, his mind pussy tightening around our thick meaty cartoon.
>>151040897hmm...looking...
>>151040928Honestly at this point I am just fascinated by what kind of mental gymnastics Vox has to be doing to have so much confidence and so much insecurity simultaneously.>>151040927Ignore anyone trying to tell you differently. Vivzie just likes birds so she draws people as birds. It ain't that deep. It's NEVER that deep. You had a whole Season 1 (and Helluva Boss) to show you how deep Viv's thought process goes.
Did you guys see the cameo of the purple hellhound with no ass in the first 10 seconds of the episode?
>>151040951Is that Shego
>>151040919I guess you could justify that from his point of view, he thinks the seven sins COULD unify and match Heaven's power, but they're just not smart enough to work it out together. so through the lens of his ego and megalomania, he's thinking "if I grow to control all of Hell, I can just make them do my way smarter plan and win!". realistically though I think it's just bad writing that won't get addressed until he inevitably and predictably gets flattened
>>151035669>bending to peer pressure on a mongolian basket weaving forum>cries about it afterwardsshut up
>>151040951She's like standing in front of a giant screen naked with her back/butt to the viewer
>>151035669Question. How did you survive Homestuck? Because while I myself am mainly hatewatching this show out of fascination to see something compete with late stage RWBY at enshittification, that shit was way more insufferable.
>>151040941that could be it! I've definitely seen the Holy Spirit depicted as a dove before, so maybe it's something like that. still not huge on the design though personally
>>151040970Her eyelashes are ridiculous, I wonder if they work like whiskers/antennae
>>151040951Found it?I didn't even realize this was nude...disappointment as i could've guessed i would be
>>151040978Hm it's much higher quality in my version. You can see crack.
So how did he die?
>>151040961NOW I know why she seemed so familiar!
>>151040991Asked a girl out, and she rejected him
>>151040991Roving band of street urchins broke into his apartment and beat him with blunt objects
>>151040975the lashes are definitely a negative, yeah. there's just so many bits sticking off of her (eyelashes, hair layers, ears maybe??) it feels like they were going for something grandiose and complex but it just ended up executed as cluttered and messy. I do like the way her tail feathers merge into scrolls though, that's a little neat
>>151040927She is a bird because Vivziepop wants ot, just that. Remember im Helluva Boss S1 when all Goetias were birds, but then in Mastermind we have robotskeleton lion in flames, leopard with wings, skull deer, etc?? Or the robot skeletal clown demons of envy are now replaced with dinosaurs?Only dumb fucks try to give a deep meaning to all this. Worst thing is, maybe Vivziepop will make it canon becausebin her mind its a good idea and she will be considered a genious
>>151035630Oh you humans are so entertaining.Some have the kind of entertaining that I want their blood to shed just for making a single comic. Who have no side besides the devil himself.
>I swear Viv is actually bitter Adam became a popular character. These guys know that Adam is one of Viv's favorite characters right
>>151040991(fanfic theory)>created serum to enhance his body>turned into snake>also died from health problems of changing species.>not enough blood for 2 dongs, while he was alive>but now he's dead...not 1, but 2 dongs...
>>151041004>Only dumb fucks try to give a deep meaning to all this.Most of /co/ is dumbfucks yeah, considering how many people keep fucking theorising shit about this show even though Vivzie has made it very clear by now she just wants to bang her dumb deviantart OCs together like a hyperactive child.
>>151041017Yeah, she has gone on record to say she wishes he appeared more
>>151041004in defence of those Goetias, I think most of those were nonsense OC designs that patreon backers got into the episode, but I see your point. Hazbin definitely has better designs overall than Helluva though, so I'd like to give her benefit of the doubt and assume she has some kind of vision even if SoG's design overall still isn't very good
>>151041023Do you actually want us to waste our time bitching about the show
>>151041021
>>151040991With how guilty he felt over not stopping Jack the Ripper, I imagine suicide.
>>151041052When he went to tamper with the gas lamp I thought he was going to burn his apartment down
>>151041052Imagine if that jack the ripper was also Alastor ( Victorian and radio times might be different?) or some other person in hell?
>>151041004Were they all called Goetia specifically?Like we do know Hell has other forms of nobility that aren’t Goetia, like the Von Eldritch family, so they could have just been other demonic nobles while the actual Goetia are birds with names from the Ars Goetia book.
>>151041052>>151041056Probably some machine explosion or junk.
>>151041069Alastor is 1930s, that's almost a 50-year gap.
Sex with Abel
>>151041023I think people kinda try to be super specific with her work when many story elements are meant to be kinda obvious and suspicious.Striker and Stella (sexual-based trauma and possible relationship). Emily (fallen angel). Adam (ascension). But people are trying to predict the story in very particular ways despite us not really knowing much about how the world looks like most of the time.
>>151040991>So how did he die?Tuberculosis or pneumonia is statistically the most likely answer. How old was he supposed to be, anyway? Mid-twenties? Mid-thirties? On average, people in that era lived to like 45-50, I think.
>>15104107950 years>people live up to 100well, well, well...alastor died youngwelp.
>>151041094IIRC his audition sheet said he's physically in his early 40s so he would've been born in the 1890s
Is Valentino the straightest male character in this show? He’s constantly seen with women onlyI don’t even think he finds Angel Dust attractive
>>151041089He said he "took it to his grave" which for some reason gave me the impression that he lived to old age.
>>151041107>He’s constantly seen with women onlyThere's a shot of him fucking Angel during Poison
>>151041107anon...
>>151041039I would find that marginally preferable to bitching about actual fanfiction, yeah.
>>151041115thats just angel’s twisted gay rape fantasy
>>151041081Emily...
>>151041082It's much more simpler than that. You all seem to think THERE IS any kind of grand complex story, when it's blatantly just Viv writing melodrama and performative deviantart bullshit, and nothing else.It's not a deep story.>>151041127>it was just angel's twisted gay rape fantasy all along>just like Stolas turned out to be a burnt out sweetheartKek, like clockwork Viv just refuses to follow through on any hint of nastiness from her villains. I bet those overlords Alastor trashed were actually allowed to run away and recover somewhere.
>>151041134There is a bigger story, it was leaked like over a year ago. It is stupid though.>Kek, like clockwork Viv just refuses to follow through on any hint of nastiness from her villainsYou know that anon is lying, right. It wasn't confirmed anywhere that Angel hallucinated it.
There's definitely something up with Lute's arm, between the glowing Adam halo and it shattering a wall when she punched it.
>>151041109No, that literally just means he never told anyone until he died. People who died that age are also buried in graves. Remember that antibiotics were invented in 1928, which is when average life expectancy started rising above 50ish. Before that, people rarely died of just old age (cell failure).
>>151041145It's probably a cannon or something
>>151041152I know what it LITERALLY means it's just something I associate with old people who had to suffer under the weight of their own sins while they were alive.
>>151041145I just assumed she was fucking strong. She had to rip that thing off to begin with.
>>151041134it just seems like you're trying REALLY hard to hate anything with Vivzie's name on it if you're just going to fall for blatant lies like that. which is insane, because there's a lot to legitimately hate/criticise about Hazbin without forcing it
>>151041161>>151041154Please, anons, let a man cope in peace
I hope that Charlie's arc this season is learning how to properly weaponize her anger because she's gonna need it for Lute
>>151041161this, I think Lute genuinely is just that powerful mecha or not. remember, we see her annihilate Vaggie in like 2 seconds in the flashback about how she ended up in hell. she was holding back hard in their second fight with the goal of torturing Vaggie over doing lethal damage. season 2 is presumably going to be our first time seeing Lute fighting at full strength, and I guarantee you she'll be an absolute fucking monster
>>151041160Fair enough. I just wanted to share the information about life expectancy because I had to look it up for reasons and now it's in my head for no useful purpose at all.
>>151041171I was being sincere lol what do you think it is?
i wanna hear more of patrick stump
>>151041174I hope Charlie's arc is realizing "her" people don't share her values and like being monsters and lets Lute clean up the filth. I hope Lute doesn't actually end up killing Vaggie. They made Vaggie look extra fuckable this season to make up for not being an actual character.
>>151041181>emember, we see her annihilate Vaggie in like 2 seconds in the flashback about how she ended up in hellAnd yet she got fucked up by a giant rock. Hey, maybe THAT'S Vox's plan. Just drop rocks on all of Heaven now that it's been established you don't need an angelic weapon to HURT angels, you can just squish them with falling objects.
>>151041195>I hope Charlie's arc is realizing "her" people don't share her values and like being monsters and lets Lute clean up the filth.If that was ever going to happen, it was going to happen before she got to this point anon. Remember, Lucifer at least taught her not to get into a contract with another demon and she still thinks this has a snowball's chance in, well, Hell.
>>151041195>I hope Charlie's arc is realizing "her" people don't share her values and like being monsters and lets Lute clean up the filth.Now you know that isn't happening lol>>151041197I'd say Lute's flaw in her armor is that she can't actually control her emotions. It let Vaggie get the upperhand over her and it's definitely going to cause her eventual downfall.
>>151041192But why does Abel have a marching band hat
>>151041197technically we never saw the rock damage her outright, just pin her. Lute tore her own arm off (still sort of angelic damage?) by force, she could have been in one piece under that
>>151041212because it looks cute
>>151041207All I'm saying is that "being powerful" doesn't seem to matter nearly as much for demons and angels unless you're like, Adam/Sins/presumably Sera/Lucifer tier. They're just dudes you can punch. Or stab. Or squish. Frankly it's amazing no demon found out about this sooner.>>151041213>still sort of angelic damageNow this is cope. Even, EVEN looking past that (and that's a big fucking ask) that just proves the point that angels aren't even physically strong enough to lift big rocks lmao
Lute's new arm is powerful because she ain't letting another rock take the other one.
>>151040617That's the rough angle, 6 and 9 part for what civilizations are build and die. Brainwash murderers, send them work and cut taxes > Imprison murderers and share taxes with them But i don't know what Vivziepop mean by this series. Demons are migrants/criminals and Heaven is America/Europe. But even if Hollywood and Pentagon is best in propaganda, it doesn't work for actually target. Middle East, Ghetto, Africans, Post-Soviet Dictators don't changing. They contionue with being shit
>>151041221You know how they'll defeat Lute in the end?TWO rocks
>>151041225>But i don't know what Vivziepop mean by this series.The sooner you accept she doesn't mean anything in particular and this is literally just attaching big names to her deviantart OCs and making them all hatefuck each other in a big dumb brawl, the more sense everything will make.
>>151041218true, with the way she punched such a huge crack into that wall it really does seem like she should have been able to push that debris off. unless of course, her trapped arm really was left too broken to do so... shit anon, you might be right about the rock weakness, Vox sweep is imminent
Where's the fucking mega, can some put out a normal link that doesn't open porn on a new tab or do some other weird shit
>>151041234Need a Jeb! map Vox edit now
>>151041234If the Old World of Darkness (before White Wolf/Onyx Path completely mismanaged it) has taught me anything, it's that angels and demons are surprisingly vulnerable to the consequences of sufficiently violent rocks used at the right time and the right place.
>Abel does the sign of the cross>The Speaker uses "cross to bear"So Jesus DOES exist in this setting. Where is he? Where has he wandered off to?
Lute breathing and seething behind the Speaker while she was talking to Pentious was funny.
>>151040991I want to fuck his boy pussy
>>151041250Whole scene was a bit of humiliation ritual for Lute
>>151041256I really hope she at least gets some semblance of revenge before her inevitable defeat, we're only two episodes into this season and they're already putting my girl through it so hard
>>151041260According to some leaks (and if you want to avoid potential spoilers really don't look at this) she either kills or badly wounds Lucifer (Lucifer's VA has also said that the main cast has a happy ending this season so who knows what actually happens) and escapes to see season 3.
Wonder if this is intentional
Alright, how the first two episodes in relation to the first season, everyone?I had to sleep before class.
Why was this fish sinner so fucking hot?
>>151041268has to be, they are literally on a bed>>151041269ep1 is pretty weak and it's basically the new status quo of hell, but not much changedep2 is only heaven and much more interesting
>>151041268Wincest
i feel like you guys are nitpicking
>>151041276>If she's a sinner, she didn't die and now has to find a way toescape a giant mechanical shark's gut >If she's hellborn we just watched Vox kill a chick
>>151041268>tfw you have more romantic chemistry with your dad than your girlfriend
Can you guys post screenshots of neat background characters? I'm not interested in watching the new season, I just like seeing the designs of weird hell-beings skittering around.
>>151041277How good/bad we talking?
>>151041234>Vox's plan is to just recruit Dwayne Johnson to pin all angels into submission in wrestling matches
>>151041268I've seen a fair amount of father daughter incest doujinsBut I've never seen mmf threesome involving a father and daughterCome on guys someone make Lucifer and Alastor spitroasting Charlie while they're kissing each other
>>151041299Watch it faggot, put it on mute and watch the background at leastI AM VIVZIEPOP I NEED THOSE VIEWS, IF EVERYONE ON THIS THREADS SEES IT I WILL MAKE YOUR FAV SHIP CANON
The writing is so ass at times, but the character designs are always awesome
>Jesus exists and turns out to be a surfer dude Lamb who talks like Spicoli>Michael is his full time bodyguard who wears knight armor that he never takes off and communicates solely through gruntsHow would you react?
>inb4 the Vees attack Heaven and blame it all on Charlie, then Lute convinces Sera they were amassing an army all along to attack with Pentius as an advance spy.
>>151040969I only used /v/ when I started on 4chan. Didn't use /co/ until 2018.And please don't mention RWBY. I started regularly watching anime and cartoons specifically to spite that show and how much it ruined my life.
>>151041371Wait a minute…You might be right about this.
>>151041346I would agree until I saw the absolute dogshit that was most former mortals in heaven
>>151041346her and the candy girl were the two big standouts for me, very cute
>>151041389Seems like the only way to extend the narrative, and bitches love misunderstandings in their romance novels and shit. Like Emily actually doubting Charlie, etc.The alternative is the Vees just lose, or the war and entire series is done if everything goes better than expected, (so it kind of can't).
>what's an overlord to a deityAND WHAT IS A DEITY TO A NONBELIEVER
>>151041404A pretty big deal in a universe where deities actually exist actually
>>151041404Feels kind of surreal we've gotten to the point where everyone just uses Team Four Star references as commonplace slang long after TFS itself has fallen well into obscurity.
>>151041404Do you believe now?
>>151041401Well, there’s 3 more seasons. I doubt they’re gonna end the war after the Vees.My money on this:>Vees fight, get asses kicked>Lute decides to further crash out, Lilith found somehow in season 3>Season 4, Lilith revealed as Eve, real Lilith reveals self>Season 5, final battle between Charlie and EveUnless they present ANOTHER threat, which idk who that could be.But if they do…. MONEY ON MICHAEL!
>>151041419Always bet on Michael
Michael's not coming.
i came
Im just here for Gay Spider porn
>>151041427I need to see Michael pull up as this Kratos-ass motherfucker, but not some Space King shit.But just some big dude, finding out that the Root of Evil is alive, meeting up with his brother and telling him to “lock the fuck in”.
>>151041419>inb4 Sir Pentius gets back to Hell in another act of 'self-sacrifice', but Cherry gets to Heaven at the same time and they still wind up apart to extend unrequited heterosexual love angleShe'll be Heaven being like>Bonza! Where is that slithery little cunt Pentius?They'll tell her and she'll be like:>Oh for fuck sakes!Maybe then blow herself up on the spot or do something to insta-fall.>Catch ya later cunts.
>>151041107Valentino is just another bislut. All of the hell cast are either asexual, bisexual or gay as fuck.There is no one straight in Hell save for Sir Pentious. And him being straight is what got him into Heaven.
>>151041456I don't remember Lucifer desiring another man. There was him putting his foot in his mouth, and...nothing, no further indication of any kind of relationship outside of Lilith herself.
>>151041454I feel like it’s probably gonna go with Pentious sneaking out, or just getting sent back because Sera doesn’t give a fuck about the rules.He’s converted back to demon form, then we get some tearful reunion trope.
>>151039806The Sins are below combat capable angels. Adam is around the level of Charlie. They seemed to be quite equal, and in the old power-tier list that Viv gave, Charlie and Lilith (and Adam should be around her power plus the angelic advantage) are above the sins. She also said that Lucifer could 1vs6 all the other Sins, since they can't hurt him without angelic weapons and he is a top tier angel.Do we even know if God is a singular being and not just something like 'the universe'.
>>151041456>All of the hell cast are either asexual, bisexual or gay as fuck.canonically, niffty is straight thoughbeit
>>151041456Nifty is straight. Pen is Bi.
>>151041454This is why they don't let Australians into Heaven by the way. Besides, they were already born in Hell.
>>151041478>>151041483Nifty is murdersexual.Pen has never been seen lusting after the gay spider, so he probably just said that he was bi to fit in. The moment he let his true straight self take over, he was redeemed.
>>151041488>Cherri dies, goes to hell and it takes her several years to even notice the change in location
Where does everyone watch cartoons on? I hate using wco, but I can't find any other sites to use since Kim got deleted.
>>151041507prime video. pay up, brokie
>>151041507Prime video, support itIf not, Stremio + torrentio made my life easier
HAZBIN THREADS ARE BEING REMOVEDYOU WON'T SILENCE ME JANNIES, I HOPE PERIDOTFAG COMES BACK TO POST PORN AGAIN
Tender bedbreaking cuddlesex with Abel
More Vox singing
>>151041525I’m not giving money to Bezos. Or Vivziepop.
More Abel singing!
>>151040750Vox clearly explains that he gets more powerful the more attention/audience he gets. So he wants to capitalize the desire for an uprising to crown himself and also kill angels.Plus Alastor, who was weaker than him, was able to hold back Adam without any anti-angel shit, so probably he feels confident enough.
They really did a bang up job with schizo hallucination Adam, easily the most inspired choice of s2 so far
>>151041525>support itNo.>>151041512>pay upNo.>>151041507Solarmovies.
>>151041546Hold back Adam? Do you remember what happened to him?
>>151038850I just wanted more Adam. Schizo Adam is good enough for now. Also, pacing is still all over the pace. Like, Sera's song was nice, but its place was really weird in the episode. Gravity and No one like you were well placed, though. Just like in the previous Hazbin Guarantee was nice but the Vs song was really weirdly placed too.
>>151041512No
>>151041546>Vox clearly explains that he gets more powerful the more attention/audience he getsWait, wait, hang on, with how many TVs there are in the series by now even if you assume Vox only gets power from him personally showing up in one AND getting watching for more than a few soundbites that is a ridiculously inefficient amount of power growth. I mean again, he is still scared shitless of Alastor to the extent he feels like he needs a team to have a shot at the big leagues.>hold back AdamCHARLIE did a better job of holding back Adam. Alastor basically just bumped into him gently and pissed him off enough to get serious.
Make a new thread already faggots
>>151041550>3dpdI only watch anime and cartoons.
>>151041557Wait, hold the fuck up….Is Season 2 better than Season 1?Did Vivienne… actually cook here?
hazbinGODS have never been stronger
>>151041546He held back Adam like an incontinent man holds back his piss, but I have to admit him being an extra cranky little bitch because of what happened and being pissy that he was starting to do something vaguely resembling caring for the Hotel was very funny, can't wait to see him be Seethe Jobs for the rest of the season
>>151041574Never told you not to, they have animated stuff on there as well. Not as much, though Hazbin S1 is tehre.
>>151041603dot win.>>151041577>2 episodes>pacing criticism>"cook???"I hate media illiteracy so much.
>>151041603No need to be harsh. I just wanted to know if Vivienne actually improved.
vivziepop cooked here
>>151041615I have every reason to be harsh if you won't behave and speak properly.
>>151041613>Muh media literacy You are so filled by buzzwords as the other faggot
>>151041613>>pacing criticismWhat's wrong with that?Also, the season will be 8 episodes again. This is already a quarter of all what we will get.
>>151041615>I just wanted to know if Vivienne actually improvedNot unless Twinkies level you up somehow.
>>151041626God forbid anyone uses slang.
>>151041642I really wanna like her work, to be honest. I still remember her as the “Die Young” girl. But nowadays… Jesus, what a mess.
>>151041651I know dat feel.I really liked the pilot, some really great ideas in there, but there's so much shit and dirt-retarded faggotry that comes along with it.
>>151041645>>151041651>I really wanna like her workLearn from Homestuck. From RWBY. Hell, from Marvel and DC. Sometimes it's better to just kill all your admiration early on than to see what you once loved turn into an abomination.
>>151041670I never watched Homestuck or RWBY.I learnt from watching what they did to the Avengers, though.
>>151041669I just feel like I got fucking hoodwinked, because the Pilot and show feel like they came from two damn different dimensions.
>>151041695>hoodwinkedSeems like it's practically her signature. Hellava Boss seems like a kinda cool concept the whole demon assassing thing, but had to ditch it when it started force-feeding me 85% owl faggotry I'm not interested in one bit.
>>151041695I will never understand people who see it like this. Yes, the pilot looked better but I never got the impression the show was going to be anything other than what it is. I mean we got a gag of Angel offering to suck Alastor's dick from the very beginning.The main thing I would have hated the show marginally less for keeping is Charlie not swearing like a sailor to stand out from everyone else, and seemingly having a more nuanced take about rehabilitating sinners than her just spending the show winging it and hoping for the best. ...also did I hallucinate a backstory for Vaggie as a mortal sinner? I could have sworn there was one but I don't remember where, either way her being an angel kind of feels like something that was crudely tacked on to try to make her cooler from how...mundane she is in the pilot.
>>151041670Okay but what do I replace the hole in my heart withI don't see any better alternatives besides masturbation and cutting myself.
>>151041712YEAH!I was a bit of a fan of HB, but then I watched S1E8. Knew something was off.Then they “break up”, and if fucking KNEW they were gonna get back together.I started laughing, I was so goddamn angry.
>>151041722>also did I hallucinate a backstory for Vaggie as a mortal sinner?nah, it was there at the very beginning.the pilot had Angel tell her to not have "her taco in a twist", referring to the fact that she was supposed to be latina, hence the "was that sexist or racist?" reply
>>151041722I mean…First off, the animation was kinda Tim-Burtony. Then it got Disneyfied.Second off, the acting for a lot of the characters doesn’t feel as talented as that of the original.Third, the dialogue was far worse in quality in the show. Like, way worse. And I tolerated the pilot.But the worst one? The characters feel nothing like the Pilot!
>>151041730Unironically try a mix of cardiovascular exercise and weightlifting, did wonders for me.
>>151040776what did Viv mean by this?
>>151041747The strange thing is I agree with you on the first three parts but I still think there were enough similarities the end result would've been more or less the same. It didn't look Tim Burton-y to me until I squinted a bit. Yes, I was kind of curious where Alastor trying to wrangle a deal was going but I wasn't exactly blown away or anything.>>151041745Oh, good. Okay fine that's another thing the pilot definitely has over the show.
>>151041772Cardiowhat?
>>151041747Charlie is way less cute and that's the biggest crime against the pilot. She's almost the most boring character in the series. That really fucked it hard. Original VAs were great.>>151036113Tempo for 'Gravity' should have been lowered a tad or two, about 85-90% and notes needs to extended so more feeling can be put into vocals. Need to fill up the spectrum a bit more instrumentally too. Sounds so rushed and anemic for what it's about.>download it and try it on VLC, add some reverb or something so it doesn't sound so thin
>>151041795You know what, I’ll bite. Charlie was better in the pilot. She looked, sounded, and acted more in line with being a young, sheltered adult.Show Charlie sounds and looks like a grown ass woman, and acts like a fucking toddler. It is ridiculous how much Vivziepop dropped the ball.And then Vivienne has the fucking NERVE to say that Charlie acts like a toddler because she has ADHD or something. ADHD PEOPLE DO NOT ACT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKMUPPET
>>151041779Jogging, swimming, biking-anything that takes a lot of breathing and gets your heart rate up long term. I'm not going to sugarcoat it: It fucking sucks, especially the first time you do it. But a funny thing will happen to your body if you do it consistently, and with a day or two to give your knee cartilage time to recover in between: You'll start to feel fucking fantastic after each 15-30 minute whatever exercise. If only from not doing it anymore. And then after a while, the exercises will start to feel good in a weird way.Just think of it as a more productive form of self-harm.
>>151041816You know, it's been so long since I've watched the pilot and S1 that I'm starting to agree that you guys have a point the pilot WAS better. I hated the show from the very start, even though I also knew it was going to be popular because most people are easily amused by musicals and pretty colors, and don't actually have their own opinions on shit like this. But now I'm starting to jog some old memories yeah, the pilot actually was promising a different experience to what we got.
>>151041238Get a Prime account, poorfag
>>151041395>candy girl>trans colored bodyHe doesn't know
>>151041238Scroll up >>151040624
>>151041722iirc she was a prostitute that got killed in 2014
>>151041816All while fucking up her character design. The black eyes in the pilot were expressive, the red irises totally suck.Along with a general lack of contrast that's bad karma any artist should recognise as overworking shit, but red-fucking-everything Viv needs a kick in the cunt for messing with perfection when she got it so right the first time, (and one out of one Beatboxers surveyed agree).You needed that hyper-expressive face and animation style to really make that character fire on all cylinders.
>>151041891>implying Viv gives a fuck about the female characters
>>151041868That definitely makes more sense to the kind of character her acting conveyed versus a fucking fallen angel, I mean you'd think she'd at least slip up a few times shittalking demons or being at least somewhat bitter about how little it took for her fall.
>>151041795i know absolutely nothing about sound engineering, but i'm gonna be honest, calling Gravity anemic seems crazy to me.i can understand the chorus in the middle part lacking some of that oomph the beginning of the song had with the punches and stomps but that's about it
>>151041901The fallen angel thing used to be pilot era fan theory that Viv grafted on into the show last minute
>>151041907You don't need to be a sound engineer to try a few things with it. Just take a look at it in Audacity, or just on a spectrum analyser versus some other songs kinda doing the same thing and you'll literally be able to see it.
>>151041891Well, yeah, that too. But I way mostly focusing on the let down hair, the father face looks like a puppy (very clearly what VP wanted), and different from a lack of the excessive color of other characters.
>>151041962The fact her*
>>151041951as in, a literal flat soundwave? like it was mp3 encoded?
>>151041962Don't get me started, I'm assuming it was Viv's brainwave to change the front of her hair to look like 'muh horns', but if it wasn't I'd like to choke the life out of that genius too. One of the most retarded things you could do is to give her that and other sharp edges.
Canon btw
>>151040624>>151040625None of these links are working for me as downloads.
>>151041984No, I mean look at the waveform and/or the spectrum, (the amplitude of each frequency at any one time). A music 'rich' with a variety of frequencies will 'fill up' the spectrum, (and your ears), but an anemic one will be confined to only part(s) of the full range:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dF-5njX1qVI
>>151041276>>151041284Jesus Christ, poor girl, I mean, both hellborns and sinner are all assholes, but they don't deserve that, we didn't see that fish chick do anything evil, but there you go, fucking devoured by that ugly ass giant sharkI can't believe Vivziebitch and her gaggle of retards made the Sainted First Man into a one dimensional cartoony villain with a design that is more appropiate for a demon than an angel and killed him the firsts season like he was scum, no Michael saving him at the end or nothing, just left on the street to rot or be devoured by cannibals, but she wants us to root for this Flatface EVIL Faggot or justify him in his actions
>>151042193This one >>151040629 works
>>151042212Thanks, but I can't download from that one.
>>151042203You know, as much as I hate Adam for being a “Saturday morning cartoon” villain, we could’ve really had a discussion about the facets of justice and evil…
>>151042245Oh sorry misread your thing
>>151041984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xDastBbUh8
>>151041501Aussie here. This is true.
>>151042287>Oh sorry misread your thingIt's fine. It's just annoying how the other links have so many ads and shit that downloading doesn't work.
