>Absolute Batman stats:>6'9>420lbs>Wonder Woman:
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>>151040214At 7 feet tall and with that physique Wondie has to weigh at 280-300lbs. That's hot.
They made the same mistake as the new ultimate line and connected the absolute line? What a fucking joke.
Sit on my face kindness mommy.
Are we just going to ignore that she's clearly wearing heels?
>>151040294My dick is the drill that will pierceo your pussy. row row
>>151040214now remove the heels
>>151040357>heels
>>151040476>heels
>>151040294Now post Batman challenging bane to a fight
>>151040707
>>151040735Absolute Bane is the scariest guy I have ever seen in my life Master Bruce
If you turn me into the physical manifestation of my namesake will I die?
>>151040599Yeah, those aren't heels, retard.
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>>151040214>>151040476>>151040599Now that you mention it, it really looks like she's standing tip-toed to make herself look taller than Batman. Kind of cute, actually.
She's also on very high heels
>>151040263>MistakeLet's ignore Aaron run having a Batman villain and absolute evil.All Star and Earth One problem was that the character stories weren't conected at felt more like another Elseworld or Black label imprint
>>151041045>these are heels a according to virgins on /co/
>>151041085Except she clearly isn't. Batmanlet is just getting mogged by an amazon queen.
>>151041335You can post as many other pictures you want, but that doesn't change that she's clearly wearing heels in the OP pick, wether that's a mistake by the artist or not.
>>151041420Circle the heels you see in the pic, buddy.
>>151041629Are you genuinely blind, or is it just because you don't know what wedge heels are?
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How is he absolute if he doesn't kill? I can't take him seriously unless he starts killing.
>>151041717Snyder stop posting plz
>>151041727He gets super buff, wields an axe, and becomes even more edgy. But he still doesn't kill? Wasted opportunity.
>>151041738the entire point being that despite the changes to make his life worse he is still bruce
>>151040735Is there a Catwoman in Absolute Batman?
>>151041827yes but the role of catwoman is played by zendaya
>>151041675Those aren't heels, just bad art. They're obviously boots.
>>151041823How is his life worse? His mom is still alive and he had good friends growing up.
>>151040214Do you think she has sexy, proportional feet or those nasty hooves that look like balled up fists?
>>151042030Fucking this^Dude grew up with loving parent and a support environment and still turned out psycho. Darkseid done exposed this mf
>>151042042Footfags deserve the rope. Not as much as the furries but a close second
>>151042019>They're obviously bootsYes, wedge heel boots.
>>151040214Me in the back
>>151042159so his black friend turned into his mount
>>151040214everyone in absolute is fucking massive, steve trevor is 6'10 at least
Womenlets literally wear heels and then pretend to be taller than men LMAO
>>151042251There's going to be some sort of tweest with him, we dunno why he ended up in hell yet
>>151042411He was with nato during kebab removals
>>151042189Bane is part of the military industrial buck breaking complex
>>151042411Considering how androgynous his design is I wouldnt be surprised if he was some witch or goddess in disguise looking over Diana or sumshit
>>151042189Should've happened to his other friends too, Oswald turns into a penguin mount and Nigma turns into a giant question mark
Why does she have Cloud's Buster Sword?
>Men are... le bad
>>151040214That's cheating.
>>151040294She's so pretty guys
>>151040294no way we get an inspirational girl in an 2025 american comic book, there has to be a catch somewhere
>>151042251Darkseid gave everyone glorious Apokoliptan genetics
>>151041675IDK, how do we know she isn't part horse?
>>151040294WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN IN MAINSTREAM WW COMICS FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS
>>151042825You don't have one?
>>151040214The fuck is going on with Croc there?
>>151042251uhhhh... did I miss something? when did she lose her arm? then again, I only read the first issue of Absolute wonder woman
>>151040294>cringe feelgood horseshit for retardsNot surprising Batman is the only one people care about.
>>151040214Any edits of him pitching a tent in this pic yet?
WHERE ARE THE ABSOLUTE BATMAN X ABSOLUTE WONDER FUTA ART?
>>151046345This was me, I meant her*
>>151045117I believe its always been a robot arm, she does magic to make it look normal, thus the tattoo on that side.
