It's like they're stinging me all the time, but you build up a tolerance! Or was it an allergy? It's one of those things that makes it either better or worse over time. All I know is that when you have 3 seconds of properly pumping serotonin that make you realize that's how you're supposed to feel all the time... well, that's the honey!
>>151053863I call it redlining and it usually happens when I'm trying to get to sleep.Sometimes a little tv takes care of it but I've been having success with melatonin lately
What would (you) do if you lived in the trek universe anon?Me? Get me the fuck away from Starfleet, I'll go live on earth where the restaurants are free and doing your hobbies is an acceptable way to spend your entire life.
>>151053863Trekwhomp is as good as old whomp.
>>151053957Can they get me a cool job? I reckon I'd work even if I didn't have to.
>>151053957I'd probably chill out on one of the settled planets making holodeck programs. Instead of running RPGs, I'm making scenarios and stories and selling them. Thats a relatively straightforward combination of my compsci job and TTRPG interests.
>>151053957Personal holodeck and/or android sex bot.
>>151053969As good? No. But I do like it.
>>151053863what when did Whomp return? why is he in startrek?
>>151054595He must've bingewatched the series recently, and it must've motivated him to do those
>>151054625Its awesome desu
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>>151053863I think I get it, but the fact that I'm unfamiliar with Star Wars makes me feel like I'm missing something.
>151054880
I want to see Ronnie say some anime bullshit that inhibits this fucker
Pain is a thing of the mind, the mind can be controlled. Don't stop me, don't let him stop me.I must pursue this!
>>151053957I wouldn't wanna live on a homeworld, too much drama, would prefer a colonised planet but one thats well away from any faction borders.
>>151053957Slave labor in the crystal mines
>>151055570next, Ronnie in the Dune universe taking the Bene Gesserit box test
>>151053943ZzQuil my man
>>151053957>Get me the fuck away from Starfleet, I'll go live on earth where the restaurants are free and doing your hobbies is an acceptable way to spend your entire life.Perfect
>>151053957I would rig the transporters in a way where it duplicates some people and completely decintigrate others just for them to appear a few weeks later. That way everyone has to acknowledge teleportation kills you before using it anyway because that society is build on top of those things.
>>151058754>I would rig the transporters in a way where it duplicates some people and completely decintigrate others just for them to appear a few weeks later. So, a standard starfleet transporter accident? Those happens like...once every week, dude.
>>151053957I've thought about this all too much. I have reached a conclusion that I would do precisely two things.>Use the replicators to create whatever meal I wanted from whatever cuisine I wanted and fulfill my curiosity on obscure food items from around the world.>Use the holodeck to bang the fuck out of a number of fictional characters I've always wanted to fuck until that got boring, and then use it to go on crazy adventures set throughout different periods of history.
>>151058790>Use the holodeck to bang the fuck out of a number of fictional characters I've always wanted to fuck until that got boringYeah well for that you're gonna have to write the holodeck programs. I'm pretty sure it's only the really advanced stuff from starfleet that can do whatever the hell you want, the standard "civvie" ones are probably more like the holosuites from Quarks' where you have premade programs.
>>151053957I'm not sure honestly, if I had my choice it would be xenohistory with Starfleet, something like that. Some of my favorite episodes of TNG are where Picard goes on an adventure related to archeology and history.
>>151058802A: I'm assuming I've taken a similar position to Ronnie here and actually am on the starfleetB: If the potential to fuck literally every single fictional character I've ever wanted to fuck existed, you bet your sweet fucking ass I'd learn how to write some holodeck programs
>>151058813You're not being imaginative, I would force Henry Kissinger to fuck Nixon on the holodeck.
>>151058832That's part of my crazy adventures, duh.
lol
>>151058866Garrison is the type of guy to make a comic like this and then write letters to his local government about how there is too many potholes.
>>151057604>poor circulation means his nerves fail to transmit anything but the usual tingling sensation in his fingers
>>151053957Obviously Starfleet is right out, shit's way too dangerous for my tastes.I'd want to develop programs for the holodeck. Full immersive sims are cool but with visual field and forcefield generators you can do so much more than just simulate reality.
>>151053957I'd probably be addicted to holodeck RPGs. Making Pokemon real and playing an entire campaign that way.
>>151058930are you implying there's a contradiction there?
>>151056233>Starfleet is so incompetent that despite all their technology they think the best way to mine for materials is to enslave intelligent holograms to do it by hand with ye olde picks and shovels
>>151058754The whole thing with Tom Riker just shows its a photocopier, they could mass-produce specific people if they just fed it more materials.
>>151058993>Making Pokemon real and playing an entire campaign that way.>Episode where Anon gets sued by time-travelling Nintendo ninja lawyers
>>151058993>Making Pokemon real and playing an entire campaign that way.I feel like I'd actually forget to check out of the simulation and die if there was a fully-immersive Pokemon game like that.
>>151058866Trump's government is biggest government in my lifetime.Federal overreach out the ass.Spending has gone up, not down.Jack booted thugs invading American cities violating your constitutional rights.
>>151059602>violating your constitutional rights.Does the constitution protect illegals
>>151059645Yes, the constitution was written to protect the right of foreign shitskins to flood the United States with fentanyl, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
>>151059645They're breaking into people's homes without warrants, doing illegal searches, and arresting protestors.And they're doing this to citizens. They're just arresting anyone who looks brown. Even Native Americans which is the most ironic shit in the world.And yes, the bill of rights applies to all people. Not just citizens. Otherwise the government could deport anyone without trial and you'd never even have a chance to prove you were a legal resident.
>>151059645The constitution says you can't run for three presidential terms
>>151054880It's Troi from Star Trek. She. Can't read minds, but she can read emotions. The joke is that she's horrified that Ronnie is so intimate with his existential sense of dread that he gave it a cute name.
>>151059751Counterpoint: none of what you said is happening, it's just a boogeyman you looney libs tell each other instead of ghost stories like normal people.
>>151059794You can run first president as many times as you like, but you can only serve twice.
>>151059751Continue attacking federal officers so that you get hit with felony charges and lose your right to vote, while alao failing to stop said officers.Turn the 2026 red wave into a red biblical flood lol
>>151059806President Donald Trump is sending undocumented dreamer children to holocaust death camps with the zyklon shower things, and they all need to leave as soon as possible before it happens to more of them.
Why the fuck are you faggots talking about politics in a fucking Ronnie thread?
>thread starts with a #relatable comic>it devolved into politics and talking about donland trump
>>151059863Please understand, these subhumans have no identity outside politics
>>151059863Because DONALD TRUMP IS A FASCIST!
>>151059602I don't think this person understands what smaller government means.
>>151059751I wish what you claimed was real and not, at most, individuals acting outside their directives who will get shitcanned and or sued.
>>151059751>And yes, the bill of rights applies to all people. The Bill of Rights applies to all PEOPLE.
Why does a whomp thread suddenly smell of curry?
>>151060315some faggot decided to post a ben garrison cartoon to derail the thread because they saw mfs being happy for a second
i can't wait for ronnie to get isekai'd to DS9 and get a job in quark's bar.
>>151060826>look what you made me do
>>151059645Parts of it applies to everyone, such as a right to a fair and speedy trial. Obviously if a foreign national is accused of a crime, you can't just sit him in front of a firing squad right there and then. You need to go through the due process in order to convict him. Others of course are necessarily restricted to citizens, such as the right to vote.
>>151059817no, you have to be eligible to be put on the ballot to run for president; in practice even if you want to argue that A22.1 doesn't forbid the ballot placement of ineligible candidates (because they've served twice, because they're under 35 etc), it explicitly does forbit that they become president if they've served more than two years of two presidential terms as president or been elected president directly on two occasions, so any votes for such ineligible candidates would be irrelevant and discarded as suchnow in theory if we believed the 2020 steal shit that would mean the current president is illegitimate even if he did receive the majority of electoral college votes in 2024, but of course a) he lost 2020 and shit his pants about it and b) nobody would have put him on the ballot in 2024 if they seriously believed he was ineligible through having won twice already; A22 doesn't require that he have *held* the office of president twice, only that he be *elected* to it twiceyou also can't run for VP if you've been elected twice, as A12 explicitly forbids this - as such a person would be constitutionally ineligible to be elected president, they are also forbidden from serving as VP>>151059645yes, A14.1 explicitly extends constitutional protection to all persons within the US; that's why Bush had to send people to gitmo to torture themit's possible to argue that this only applies to the actions of State governments rather than the Federal government, but you don't want that argument because it opens up the anti-federalist can of worms again and let's be honest, the Bill of Rights didn't even legally apply to the actions of State governments for the first hundred years (Presser v. Illinois,1886)it's seriously not a good time to be having arguments about how many rights other people should have if you want to keep the ones you have, and you're a fool if you don't smell that on the wind
>>151053863>All I know is that when you have 3 seconds of properly pumping serotonin that make you realize that's how you're supposed to feel all the time... well, that's the honey!Man, this hits too close to home. I struggled with my emotions even as a kid, and I'd look at other people and wonder what the fuck was going on in their brain to make them do the things they do and still be happy. Turns out, the answer is nothing. Nothing is going on in their brain. That's how you're supposed to live.
>>151053957>What would (you) do if you lived in the trek universe anon?Immediately use a transporter so that I die and get replaced by a perfect, ignorant clone who is forced to continue my farce of an existence while I am finally at peace.>But anon, Star Trek is a utopia, you can do whatever you--Nope. Death, please.
>>151053863>when you have 3 seconds of properly pumping serotonin that make you realize that's how you're supposed to feel all the time... well, that's the honey!I hate that I understand this.
>>151059602Your typing and grammar are fantastic for a 6 month old.
>>151058780When you cut to earth and you see dozen of people per second coming out of transporter, wonder how many accidents happen.
>>151059602Literally every government since Reagan has been the biggest government yet and violated the Constitution. It's just that now it's to kick out non-citizens instead of punishing citizens.
>>151053957There are hot Klingon women who want SEX NOW. That's what the Holodeck ads told me, anyway.
>>151059467The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy had a situation where a broken transporter + some political nonsense caused one woman to be copied hundred of thousand of times, she caused a job crisis since now the galaxy had an excess of whatever degree she had
>>151053957I'd make friends with Barclay on Earth. We could meet up for holodeck scenarios like O'brien and bashir. He can bang Troi, I'll bang Crusher.
>>151059867Welp, this is a site of pedophiles. Surely they would mention the one currently in power.
Hopefully they will find a cure to TDS someday.
>>151063789>caused one woman to be copied hundred of thousand of timesStill seems like a drop in the bucket in a galactic population
>>151053863Truly TNG is peak Star Trek Deeps space 9 was fun, but it compromised too much of its universe to get there
>>151058802my middlename is HoloPorn Producer. Anonymous HoloPorn Producer Smith, the second.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBRamuDC65wpeak
