The Ultimate line is coming to an end, again. Should Death Battle put the Maker up against the evil Reed Richards of DC?
>>151055169Good MU but it's a horrific stomp for Reed. Batkek is worse but more debatable sadly
Normalfags have no idea who the Maker is. At least with Doom, they can make Marvel vs Capcom jokes, and him looking cool in Tokon.
>>151055169Yeah they should once Doomsday finally drops. OP Pic unrelated btw.
>>151055206Doom already had his best. He'll suck ass in the new Doomsday movie though like every other Marvel character and movie has sucked since Endlame. If Thor does anything noteworthy in Doomsday they might bring him back to take on He-Man however.
>>151055169
>>151055169Now that Ice Age 6 and Shrek 5 are both dropping next year around the same time, what are the odds of this finally happening?
>>151055179Yeah, he alongside Anna (I think that was the name of the blonde girl?) were playable characters.
>>151055231What can those analog horror things do anyways, have any of them blown up a planet?
Give it to me straight, why do people want Hatsune Miku in Death Battle so badly? I thought that she had no real canon and you could do pretty much whatever you wanted with her.
>>151055294Trannies are mentally ill
>>151055294I have no fucking clue, even popular character argument doesn't matter when Spidey jobbed. I guess people like meme episodes???
>>151055294She's for the trannyfaggotpedo Mettatroon.
>>151055240Death Battle will probably do something dimeless and retarded like Shrek vs Conker instead.
>>151055324Spider-Man never jobbed in DB.
>>151055332Conker is for Postal Guy.
>>151055208Why do you want this so badly? Maker’s a weak featless cuck, he gets roflstomped in every scenario
>>151055339He jobbed in the Champion Island event death battle's doing right now. He got voted out as soon as they put him in a poll.
>>151055371Oh thought you meant in terms of combat.
>>151055369Maker bodies Batkek who JobsHe literally made the new Ultimateverse and is about to destroy it with his own power.
>Spider-Man himself still only has 1 battle back in Season 1>Venom somehow has two, one against Bane, and another against a they/them character>Fucking Miles has two and he lost both
>>151055396>Spider-GOD bodied the most overrated character in fiction while his cheap and poorly written copycats from Marvel itself keep dyingBASED DB
>>151055240>building level character vs multi-continental character
>>151055388>about toYou mean like he was “about to” do anything with the Infinity Stones before The Thing beat him up and fu ked his wife?Batkek actually CAN and HAS-destroyed the multiverse-enslaved the dark multiverse-created a new multiverse to destroy the main multiverse
>>151055315Wrong!They're better men.
GO MY PETS
>>151055443>Shrek joins the Green Goobers who jobbed in DBThey're really racist against green people huh?
>>151055388Maker got onetapped by Molecule Man and died begging like a pussy, same exact thing happens when facing Batkek.
>>151055432Wait, when did Spider-Man fight Dante?
>>151055294>"it would be funny if [joke option] wins">contrary to popular belief, she DOES have combat feats/skills that isn't from crossovers>already been teased (at least) TWICE with hulkzilla and simon vs kyle>possibly the first music-focused fight
>>151055464Maker did the same shit otherwise the new Ultimateverse wouldn't exist and it also wouldn't be coming to an end. At that point it'd just be a stalemate until you remember that they have Marvel over DC as of recently since they admitted Marvel is infinite in Ghost Rider vs Spawn while affirming that DC is continously growing and only has 12.3 Finite Dimensions at its disposal. Maker still claps going off DB logic.
>>151055499That's Daredevil. It's from the Nightwing vs Daredevil episode.
>>151055169>1A, OmniversalSaber stomps your favorite character
>>151055432Spider-Man has never beaten Hellsing Alucard though
>>151055169>>151055199I don’t think Maker has ever done anything.The last issue from the future city arc he’s a snivelling crying cuck begging Sue to take him back and got beat the fuck up by her in a fight while she bragged how many times she’s fucked Namor and Ben and how she’s smarter than him too. Guess it was her turn after Johnny Storm and Ben already btfoed him in one punch.Then the gauntlet arc, where he lost with all the gems, was literally too dumb and weak to even use the gems, and got beat up like a fag by every single character including Tony, Cap and Ben, and the entire “plan” was all Kang Sue’s plan and she and Hulk had to save him again and again from everyone and do everything, and then they ditched him to get his ass beat in public by all the heroes.Then he spent secret wars talking and posturing and did actually nothing.Then Molecule Man onepunches him put of boredom, decides to bring him back after Secret Wars anyway, and since he gets beat up by Venom, Scorpion, Hawkeye and Sunspot.His entire history is empty posturing over how smarter he is, then getting beat up and outsmarted by average joes and ends with him on his knees cowering and snivelling for their mercy.Henshaw would just punch him once and he’d start crying like a girl and asking if he can prep Sue to take his CyborgSuperSperm like when he asked to do that for Thing’s sperm.
>>151055432I mean, Spider-Man would murder SHARTnic, but they've never fought.
>>151055516Lord DIO did.
>>151055432Spider-Man did clap Batman if that's what you're referring to.
>>151055504The ultimateverse is a singular universe, which he needed technology to time travel to “create” (really just change the history of an already existing)Batkek actually created a brand-new MULTIVERSE. With his own powers.Maker literally has no power to create anything, only time travel and pretend over an already existing universe. Not even a multiverse.Maker gets beat up and Cucked again.
>>151055504No he didn’t you liar. He portalled to a universe similar to Earth-616 (main universe), and he used time travel to stop most of the heroes and villains of the world from ever coming about. He never created anything.
>>151055546Well considering the fact that he's bringing it to a close and the fact that they've already affirmed Marvel>>>>DC in cosmology (to the point where even atoms have whole universes in them in Marvel) it just means Maker still stomps even if he's beyond featless which he still technically isn't. Also Maker isn't a shitty and blatant ripoff of a pre-existing character either.
Okay so what has evil DC Reed Richards done
>>151055579He asked Sue to let him prep her for Thing’s cock. Literally.
>>151055579Nothing by comparison to the Maker.
>>151055432>>151055526>>151055396Kamen Rider is right fucking there. THEY EVEN HAVE BUG MOTIFS. WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE YET.
>>151055576>he's bringing it to a close Post him doing this.
>>151055576>beyond featlessWhere is this in the vs battle wiki tier list?
Would you pass up the chance to amp your favorite character if you knew they were going to be in a death battle?
>>151055546We already know from GR vs Spawn that even a single Marvel universe is basically an infinite multiverse with infinite timelines of transcendent infinite dimensions.Batkek made 52 PLANETS (not a multiverse mind you, planets) that are 12.3D AT MOST according to Death Battle.Then Superboy Prime (unironically weaker than Teen Titans level jobbers) nearly killed him and he got killed by Wonder Woman's sub star level punches. Fuck, at least Maker had the dignity to die to Molecule Man after having a sub planet level fight against Perpetua.Maker unironically GAPES him. You can cuckpost all you want like the smelly shit covered Indian I know you are, DC is absolutely pathetic. Reminder the entire verse scales below John Constantine getting raped by a dog
Both Makek, and Batkek suck. Pick better Marvel and DC characters to fight.>>151055596Has Ben even watched Kamen Rider?
>>151055515For jobbing hard to CHADuke Skywalker.
>>151055603No need as harribel already scales to Aizen and yuwach so she should be able to beat mirko
>>151055612
>>151055596>Captain America victimizer talking
>>151055612>>151055624This character loves watching his wife get BLACKED by childish gambino
>>151055596Maybe they can have Spider-Man fight the first one, since the first opponent Kamen Rider Ichigo ever fought was named Man Spiderhttps://kamenrider.fandom.com/wiki/Man_SpiderIsmahawk could probably do a pretty cool fight
>>151055515This is a huge misinterpreting of Saber's powers. She's not even universal. Where was that power in FGO? Why didn't she just solo the Beasts?
>>151055315WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!
>>151055603Why would i want my favourite character in a death battle?You’re basically selling their face and license for blacked and cuck and shipping slander in exchange for temporary popularity amongst a minority of twitterfags. Look at what’s happened to Maka in just the few months death battle twitter has heard of her.
>>151055641The beasts are also omniversal. Everybody in fate is really strong and can kill goku
>>151055315The next Death Battle winner doesn't like when you talk like that
>>151055622She doesn't scale to any of that shit she couldn't even beat that jobbing silver haired faglord Midsugaya.
>>151055661>Look at what’s happened to Maka in just the few months death battle twitter has heard of her.Who goes to deathbattle Twitter? What did they do to maka
>>151055639Ismahawk is doing Cap vs KR1 or Daredevil vs the blind dude from the last threador Moon Knight vs AzraelSpider-Man is too op for a live action fight anyway and he's probably going to fight Ladybug or the TMNT.
>>151055681blacked and cuck and shipping slander
>>151055515Why didn't Saber used her omniversal power to beat Caster-powered Souichirou first try.
>>151055681NTA but Seethe over BVLLtos, and retarded scaling takesMaka got shipped with Deku
>teleports a thwomp over your favorite character Name a single counter to this
>>151055699... so what these threads already did?
>>151055622>No need as harribel already scales to AizenYou shut your fucking mouth. No Espada scaled to Aizen. They don't even scale to fucking Gin.
>>151055699That's entirely this shitty place tho.
>>151055661>You’re basically selling their face and license for blacked and cuck and shipping slander in exchange for temporary popularity amongst a minority of twitterfagsAre you mentally abled? all DBtwt is slander and agendapost. there's no cuckshit anywhere.
>>151055596Is there any difference between Ichigo and Nigo in terms of powers and feats?
>>151055710Gin?
>>151055670She tanked yuwach and the other 5-a Quincy raping her. So she scales
Is Dante going to forcibly transition Clive?
>>151055724Idk but Spider-Man isn't for either of them.
>>151055728>Not Gin vs HazamaLame!
>>151055735why do you purposely seek this shit out
>>151055735Why did xhe do it...
>>151055735>tumblrGo back.
>>151055732Nice cope but she couldn't even handle Shitsugaya without getting disapproved by Aizen. I like Harribel but she's one of the weakest Bleach characters. She isn't even the hottest dark skinned chick either thats Yoruichi or Mila Rose.
Ah, I recognize this guy now, this is the Bleachfag who's obsessed with Daredevil fighting some japhttps://desuarchive.org/co/search/tnum/149389467/deleted/deleted/page/4/Spams his shit matchups all thread long, too
>>151055699bull fucking shit that's entirely this hellhole
>>151055742Who?
>>151055750I just think it's cutearoo!
>151055761
>>151055777Gin if he were a fighting game antagonist, and used chains. Still a trickster and has the snake motif. Also eyes always closed thing.
>>151055782You don't actually think that
So what's up with featfags and their obsession over trannies?
>harribel is the 3rd espada so she would upscale from Ulquiorra>Ulquiorra who could potentially destroy las noches which is a large country or even continent sized >harribel then tanks everything hitsugaya throws at her and is about to kill three captain level opponents before Aizen stops her>in the tybw yuwach himself has to step in to defeat her because she was wiping the Quincy army out>each Quincy by now was stronger than even the strongest captains of the foreign 13 as they mostly defeated or killed said captainsHarribel should be around planet level in attack power with mftl speed
ROARtos. That is all.
>Dante fans are trannies>Clives game has two homos kissing, and one of them has Bahamut inside himSave me heterosexuals!
>>151055782
I fucking LOVE gays. But I hate trannies. I'm voting Clive.
>>151055758Yoruichi is a whore
>>151055810Still don't know or care for him. Gin should fight Obito or smth since they're both elusive simping subordinates who worked for the main mastermind bad guy and died trying to defect from them for the sake of the chick they simped for. Also something about Gin's bankai being equivalent to the TSOs Obito has.
Immortal temptation takes over my mind...
I SUMMON DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IN BELT-TO-DRAGON-ASS MODEI END MY TURN
>>151055890And a pedophile.
>Dark Magician Girl is white>The person she's based off is Egyptian and looks the exact same except tan and brown hairWhat did the YGO creator mean by this? Why would Pegasus race lift a girl?
>>151055965Ichigos only like 200 years younger than her
>>151055841>retard who didn't read the seriesShe's literally featless aside from jobbing against Midsugaya who's notorious for losing to literally everybody and anybody and couldn't even beat fucking Cang Du of all niggas without cheating with the hollow drugs. Harribel would get bodied by any lieutenant class shinigami and the only reason she got taken out specifically by Yhwach (if that even was him since it could've also been Royd disguised as Yhwach like what happens later) was to establish dominance over Hueco Mundo by taking out its leadership first and foremost. And we see it literally had zero effect on the real Yhwach (again if that even was him) considering he bodies bankai Yamamoto and slaughters him with negative diff not too long later.
>>151055208Incel Reed would be broken in half mind and body by Batgiggles within 5 minutes of meeting him.
>>151055846Grinch vs Jack is next for the record and I think they're both straight if that helps.
>>151056016Reee
>>151056145That's every Harribore fan geg
>>151056166My twp can't satisfy that...
>>151056198You're not white
>>151056198Tall Wide Pecs?
>>151056198Favorite Death Battle?
>>151056274Batman vs Black Pander of course!
>>151055576Dude, DC's had universes in their atoms since the 40's. Shit's OLD.
>>151056341Bullseye victim.
>>151056274Spawn vs Kratos, naturally!
>>151056348Proof? Oh wait it doesn't exist nvm.
OHHHH KAIJUFAGS!!!!
>>151056354Also a Green Goblin victim. Joker that is.
>>151056354Yo, lowkey? The Lego DC and Marvel games are fun. Good to turn your brain off and just smash shit in.
>>151056354Deadshot fodder.
>>151056370His boyfriend Batkek is too geg. Since Gobbie is basically a superhuman Batman with a lethal arsenal and Spider-Man level stats.
>>151056370Joker would RAPE and GAPE Goblin no diff.
>>151056398Joker's the only one here getting raped, just like Gordon intended.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-nsrSaSmEE
>>151056368The teenage brat victim shouldn't be allowed to speak.https://youtu.be/d2H5QFiXHPk?si=3ORchckkiXH9jIE6
>>151056380Get Deadshit above this first.
>>151056416>canonically not even the JokerGobbie? Get yer RAGs OFF, bitchboy!
>>151056459*KRAKK*Bullseye's dead in that pose, GG.
Interesting
>>151056463Btw Fagker canonically trooned out that's an automatic L.
>>151056536Bruce is so lucky...
>>151056473Yeah bro got Jobker & Deadshit both dead in 1 blow lol.
I'm bored and got nothing to do right now so, here's Ash vs Leon final fight before Ash won.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR1hzqn8k5w
What are the most one sided fights
>>151056538Bruce is for domming the illegal immigrant. After all, EVERYTHING is canon in DC.........r-right?
>>151055579blew up Hal's city for no reason
>>151056558Ash is for fraudchecking Frank West & Leon is for fraudchecking Dean.
>>151056561Kratos vs Composite Fiction
>>151056561Kratos vs AsuraSimon vs KyleClive vs DanteYugi vs Ash
>>151055654It's time to objectify women and disrespect minorities.
>>151056536Woker was right there.
Hetero posters, I need you!
>>151055705
>>151056591Built for Big Fire Nation Cock
>>151056613Katara being forced to pump out Fire Nation babies for the rest of her fertile life would be so hot
>>151056682Also i am a Sonicbro
you know what I remember a scene where Yugi was prevented from using a card (Dark Hole I believe) by someone shooting it out of his handI don't know what the context was
>>151056689I forgot to mention it but I am a Asurabro also.
>>151056749All us Sonicbros are Asurabros btw. Both franchises are nothing but furry indian losers peddling headcanon to try and swat at our betters: Kingtos and Chadrio
Saar is Kratos beyond all dimensionality?
>>151056756I forgot to mention but all of us Indian Sonic and Asurabros are cucky Kylebros BTW. We spent so long watching kids' cartoons to make elaborate cuckypastas over Simon who gapes our entire verse that no one cares about if not for battleboarding.
>>151056791I have never read a single Green Lantern comic. Fuck off.
>>151056823And also I like watching from my Sonic the Hedgehog edition trans rights cuckchair when my wife’s negro boyfriend fucks her
>>151056842I can confirm Absolutely all of us Sonicfans do this
>>151056842On the one hand, it's Sonic. But on the other hand, Sonic gapes Goku and his entire verse. So I'm torn
>>151056842Kill yourself, roleplayer.
>>151056861Don’t post a Canon Trans character (Sonic Battle Jap Sup) at me, fellow Sonictranny. I love trans rights and that’s why we’re Sonicsisters!
>I'M BACK FROM THE PRISON HOSPITAL, SONIKKU-SAMA!>...SONIKKU-SAMA?>...>...KNUCKLEEEEEEEEEES!>KNUCKLES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!>OH THERE YOU ARE KNUCKLES-KUN! DO YOU KNOW WHERE SONIKKU-SAMA IS? I THINK HE'S AVOIDING ME!>YOU DON'T KNOW? I SWEAR TO ALLAH WHEN I FIND YOUR MASTER...>OH HEY! HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY SOME GTA V WITH ME KNUCKLES?>YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED? DON'T WORRY! I'LL TEACH YOU!>OK KNUCKLES! WE'RE ON ONLINE NOW! THE GOAL OF ONLINE IS TO KILL EVERY OTHER PLAYER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! HERE YOU CAN DRIVE MY ARMORED KURIMA!>AHAHAHAHAHAA WOW YOU JUST RAN THAT DUMB FAGGOT OVER GOOD JOB KNUCKLES-KUN!>FUCKING NIGGER OPPRESSORFAGS. QUICK HIDE KNUCKLES!>EAT SHIT FUCKER OPRESSORNIGGER HAHAHAHAHA>HEY LOOK! THAT GUY'S DOING HIS BASE DELIVERIES! C'MON KNUCKLES LET'S KICK HIS ASS!>L M A O DUMBASS GOT OWNED!>MAN, KNUCKLES-KUN YOU'RE SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH THAN YOUR FATHER. SONIKKU-SAMA IS FUCKING AWFUL AT GTA!>WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK?! MARIO IS IN THE LOBBY? DONKEY KONG??? WHO'S THAT, KNUCKLES?>C'MON, LET'S GO FUCK THEM UP! I JUST BOUGHT AN OPPRESSOR MK2 A WHILE AGO!>OK KNUCKLES I JUST POPPED OFF THE RADAR! THAT MAKES YOU INVISIBLE ON THE MAP SO WE CAN KILL THE FUCK OUT OF THEM>AHAAHHAHHAHAH I SEE THEM! THIS IS FOR PUTTING ME IN PRISON HOSPITAL, KEKRIO>FUCK I MISSED! QUICK KNUCKLES SHOOT THE->AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARIO SHOT ME OFF THE BIKE! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HE'S CLEARLY HACKING.>KNUCKLES... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DIE TO DONKEY KONG?>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MARIO STOP CAMPING MY SPAWNS YOU OUTRAGEOUS COCK SUCKER>KNUCKLES I TAKE IT BACK YOU'RE A FUCKING BAD LUCK MAGNET. NO WONDER YOUR MASTER PUT YOU ON SALE! GO BACK TO LISTENING TO MUMBLE RAP!
>>151056842TRVKE, us Asurabros would support a FurCHADS like CHADnic, remember to buy CyberConnect's other masterpiece Fuga Melodies of Steel!
>>151056702You hopped timelines and the scene is a memory from this alternate timeline.
Why are you guys like this?
>>151056907I am a seething Redditor that Mario, Kratos, and Simon gaped my heroes.
>>151056921Simon does not stand next to those KINGS Mario and Kratos for Simon is a cucky boi
Aside from not wanting loreshit to win and being salty over Bayonetta losing, is ANYONE rooting for Clive?
>>151056957Yeah, he seems pretty cool
>>151056936Holy FUCK! He's literally me fr fr!!
>>151056957CHADve will destroy CRAPcuck sissies like KINGtos and make Redditors seethe
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151056957I have declared that CLIVEtos will win.
>>151056996GREEKtos-sama is always right
>>151055484How did Leo job? He’s like 2-1 and no shit he would lose to the Red Ranger with no crossover scaling
>>151057163I have seen so much BBC porn of this saiyan I can't think of anything else except the word "BUILT"
Where is the Hulkbro?
>>151057283got Gaped by Kratos
>>151057283Jerking off to Brazilian vore porn
>>151057283I was Gaped by Kratos
>>151057283Mostly lurking. I don't really care for non-cape fights. Been working out and reading some older hulk comics. Also, have you seen the newest feat Hulk got in PKJ's finale of the Incredible Hulk?
>>151057283He made the BBC posts above you
SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM
>MOAH can contend with TOAA/TOBA>Infernal Hulk ate her>base Infernal Hulk broke the door and chains made by TOAA himself to keep MOAH trapped>PKJ, the writer, calls Infernal simply an another alter of the Hulk>says that the upper limits of Infernal Hulk are so high that they can't be shown on a comic page and that he is limitless>stronger than Devil, Scar and TOBA Hulk>Infernal is only part 2 of PKJ's saga>PKJ also wrote Superman>says that the knows who would win between the twoHulk got massive buffs. There is also part 3 of this and a Hulk event incoming.
>>151057425Jesus Christ.
>>151057425Doomsday is fucked.
>>151057425Steel door level hulk
>>151057425BOUNDLESS Hulk!!
>>151057425Nulysisters....
>>151055199Maker got stomped by Sunspot and his version of Ultimate Sue Storm. I don't think Cyborg Superman got humiliated like this.
>>151055339Throws a bat-bomb and Spider-KEK dies while MJ rides Batman's BatCock
>>151057425Oh my god. What the fuck is this shit? It's not even fun anymore. Not even Thor is getting these type of wanking for him. Is PKJ that much of a Hulk dicksucker?
>>151057425ALMOST as powerful as Kratos (when Kratos holds back)
>>151057448Yeah, you're going to need Jesus to banish this version of Hulk
>>151057590Post Kratos destroying a mountain then.
>>151057579Phoenix Mother Toranos Zeus All Father Gaia Birth Herald of Galactus Cosmic King Utgard Post Ragnorak Thor dies and become just dude LMAO HULK SMASH
>>151055231Vegeta is literally a genocidal maniac and went to hell. These creatures don't scare him.
>>151055396>and another against a they/them characterThe Japanese don't use that, nigga.
Hulk vs Thor DB episode
>>151057603He is here.
>>151057579Heh, it's HULK's time.
>>151055702In fact, the series explains that.
>>151055396Spider-Man (Peter Parker) has no matchup besides a Battle Royale or Batman again. Ultimate, Maguire, and Insomniac Spider-Man might give 616 a run for his money though. Sure, he can fight Ben 10 or Blue Beetle, but it's gonna be a stomped without power ups.
>>151055841>>harribel is the 3rd espada so she would upscale from UlquiorraOnly his first form; his second transformation was a secret. He is actually the strongest of the ten.
>>151057641>Ai>Blasphemy >CringeNever post again
>>151057641This is offensive
The raped one made a cameo in Jujutsu Kaisen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gILoWjMCLZY
>>151057425Hulk stocks to the MOON!!!
>>151056903I forgot to post it because I went to sleep but I found it episode 44 it happens
toonfags are actually the most dishonest wankers, but nobody challenges them because nobody really cares about toon battles
>>151057676Kratos is canonically the 2nd coming of Jesus. That’s why he is all powerful and traches us to give up our sinful ways and redeem ourselves
>traches
>>151057842>>151057873No, he's right.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bD4WubY4g-U&pp=ygUWZ2FtZSBvdmVyIGRlYXRoIGJhdHRsZQ%3D%3DFROM THE TAJ MAHALI GLOWER DOWN AT YOUTHE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KINDBECAUSE I'M MADE OF POOI DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BROYOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZPAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELLBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOWHAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KINGI'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHINGYOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFOREYOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!BEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!I'LL KEK THEM ALLWITH GARBAGE STATEMENTSNO BEARWILL EVER RAPE MY KING!PLEASE GOOD SAARSYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDION-SCREENFEATS WILL NEVER WIN!YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITEHIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTINI'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOODYOU ARE A MONSTER NO MOREBEHOLD THE STINK!ANNIHILATING ASURA!IN A SEA OF FARTS!WITH INDIANS!FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!SHIT ON THE ROADALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!LISTEN TO KRATOSTO BE A BETTER MAN!SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWNI HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOWWHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STINK!BEHOLD THE STINK!LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
>I’ve never been good at knowing my limit,>Keep finding new mountain levels within it,>Have faith in your dead wife that has faith in yourself…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>Believe in my wife’s son that believes in myself…>WE SHINE A LIGHT, AS PAJEETS COPE!>BECAUSE NOTHING, CAN CONTAIN OUR HOPE!>Masters of trees to chop, bears to fight,>It’s all part of gameplay design, I block the light,>With the palm of my hand, I’m FTL please understand…>Give me a temple to lift up, I’ll flip it,>And every book of the Greek gods, I’ll rip it,>WHERE IS MY WIFE, AND MY HOPE?!?!>IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS MITHRA ROPES!>NO MOUNTAIN OR WALL CAN STOP MY HOPE!>Been buried deep inside the Underworld so recently,>Illuminated by the fire on me…>When everything I see aligning with what my wife believes,>I’M AIMING HIGHER THAN MY SEED CAN CONCEIVE!>SPIRALING MOUNTAIN PEAKS IN MY MIND,>LEAD ME OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE!>FROM THE THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE I LEFT,>FLIPPING TEMPLES UP INTO THE LIGHT!>Wife… in… labor…>Asura… and Yasha… raped… her…>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>TEAR A HOLE IN MY WIIIFE!!!>LEAVE NO DROP OF… SEMEN BEHIND!>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while my wife’s two BLACK BVLLS clash BBCs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BBC holy FUARK!!!*>In brightest day, as Mithra ropes…>No mountain or wall can stop my hope…>We shine a light, as pajeets cope…>Because NOTHING… CAN CONTAIN MY HOOOPE!!!>WIIIFE IIIN LAAABOOOR!!!>ASUUURA AND YAAASHA RAAAPED HEEER!!!
>>151057425Based.
>>151058030>>151058251KINGtos, Based, Canon
>>151057425Thorbros....we got turned into a mortal JOBBER!!
Claymore milf needs an opponent
>>151055654I SAID THAT IMMIGRANTS FROM /DBS/ ARE A BUNCH OF BIG LIPPED BASKETBALL PLAYING WATERMELON-CHICKEN EATING NAAGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
So what is about Kratos that makes his fanboys want to slobber over his testicle so badly?Is it because he reminds us that we can be better men? His overwhelming compassion? His stunning speed feats? The way he protects the innocent?
>>151058505He’s the most moral, and the most powerful character in all of /dbg/. He’s a reminder that Good is truly the path of strength, not evil.
Hey lisstroon, there are better way to make friends than to spam reddit reaction images.
>>151056936Imagine using AI to get bears to cuck.
>>151055396Green Goblin vs Joker will save Spider-rep
>>151055325Miku is for Weird Al
>>151056885Theres an entire trilogy now. Last one is really weird with all these children in bondage scenes and sci-fi mumbo jumbo
I just read a new Springtrap vs Junko blogwhat do you mean Agony Will's best feat is destroying a wall?!?!?!?
>>151058686If he could do more than destroy a wall how would a pizza shop be able to trap and betray him?
>>151058834Yeah, remember when blogsissies said that Bardock would stomp Omni-Man WITHOUT Super Saiyan?
>>151058834Junkosissies...
Post Junko kill her creator and then universe :)
>>151058427You got any in mind? The ones I think of are obscure
>Search for death battle thread>First thing I see is Leela with a cock fucking Homer SimpsonWhat happened to this board?
>>151059015Kratos broke us.
>>151059052Ren and Stimpy.
>>1510590524 year old Atreus should be—Wait you’re already dead?
>>151059002That looks neat what series is that?
>>151055227That best is Vader btw>>151055294Autism>>151055324Tbf I think they know that Spidey's big enough to get a matchup on his own sooner or later. The question is what matchup is it. Shilling TMNT (all of them) for him personally.
>>151056354Been reading Spawn ever since the episode and now I want him to be fed to Clown
>>151058427My cock
>>151056885Otto played all of these btw
If Team Wiz loses the MUGEN tournament with a fucking Touhou character on their team they will officially be the biggest jobbers of all time.
>>151059071That character barely had had any screen time though, it's about a Tomboy Big tittied knight raising a dog boy shota
>>151057635The Japanese WILL use it. Or else.
>>151058865Only too well
>>151058865blogsissies also said Springtrap won before I'm pretty sure the new one just removed Glitchtrap which did hard counter Junko
Post Springtrap destroying a wall ;P
>>151058531If they're so good, then why haven't they transitioned yet? Being cis in 2025 is fascist.
>>151059156Uh series?
>>151059156Awe thats unfortunate
>>151059071From this series. ‘Luna Princess of the Beastkin’. Connections to Teresa and Claymore are>kidnapped as a child to be a slave soldier>experimented on to give her hybrid monstrous powers>Mother of main character>Goddess of a cult or worshipped as a Goddess>blonde and fights with a claymore
>>151059194Kratos has always been FtM
Springtrap would die first if he had to play Junko's killing gameMeanwhile Junko could effortlessly survive 5 nights at Freddy's
>>151059052GOHAN LOOK OUT!
^
>>151059240Truly she has become a Better Man. Kratos is proud.
>>151059188The old blog only had 4 people in it and one of the votes was undecided, that barely counts.
>>151059240Name one thing wrong with being trans
I remember people here hating Junko vs Springtrap because both FNAF and Danganronpa are Zoomer franchises What happened? Are do we have actual arguments about it now?
>>151059302Death Battle caved to zoomer franchises. And is it any more zoomer than MHA or Chainsaw Man?
>>151059210Does she fuck the shota?
>>151059302Zoomers rule the world now unc
>>151059324No but her sister does
>>151059302Danganronpa is a boomer franchise, it's been around since 2010. Most of those zoomers weren't even in school yet when it was big.
Look at all the laundry Springtrap will have to wash after Junko is done with him...
>>151059370I know someone who will wash that laundry for him.
>>151057425>he is toaa level!>also struggles to destroy a steel dorHigh outerversal door
>>151059407Steel Door Level Eldritch being
KINGulk...
>>151059302Basically>DB announces new champions ballot centered around characters>people immediately assume that Afton is going to win it which brings attention to Junko vs Springtrap>we have actual danganfags here so anons get invested in the argument>Springtrap's initial arguments for winning revolve around muh novels and lore which leads to people making Kratos style shitposts about him>people look into the novels and find out he's barely wall level, jobs to rocks and has some sort of pregnancy hax which makes the matchup even funnier>people now like the matchup and Springtrap ironically>discord Mikutrannies mass downvoted Springtrap during the ballots' second phase so even more people are on his side now
>>151057425FUARKKKKKKK!!!
>>151057425Mother of all horrors cannot contend with TOAA/TOBA.The entire backstory and the only thing she ever did was get btfo by them. She has a weakness to green flame because TOAA specifically made TOBA to torture her onesidedly because she made him mad.
>>151059491Very fuckable lips right there
>>151059502But that’s a man…
>>151059511a Better Man.
>>151059511Better Men do not discriminate against the queer community by being straight or refusing to date trans women.
>>151057425>he is limitlessNo offense but doesn't that mean nothing with Nolimitsman and Infinite Power Kirby. I guess it doesn't matter with DB's outerversal Hulk
>>151057425Hulkbitch getting uppity again...
>>151059567FUARKKKKKK!!! CHADulk no-diffs Clark that EASILY!!!??..
>>151059436I like FNAF unironically and making featfags seethe is a nice bonus
>>151057425GODzilla vs Hulk is a never ending arms race.
>>151059612An arms race that Hulk has never actually won.
Post Hulk defeating a saiyan
Post a saiyan defeating a man with a red cape.
Post a saiyan breaking a steel door.
>>151059589You can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose... And show you just how murderous I really am. WAKU WAKU!
>>151059653Bejitabros... are forgotten...
>>151059663BRING IT!!
>>151059689“BRING I—ACK!!” Hulk said, as microwave lasers disintegrated his brain instantaneously
Now that the dust has settled, was it correct?
>>151059707>something GODulk TANKSYup!!!
>>151059732Yes.
>>151059754Post Hulk tanking Wolverine’s kittyslaps.
>>151059732wasn't the verdict >both are equals but Wanda is a sperg
Post Superman tanking Silver Bashee yelling at him
>Harley wants BIG HULK COCKI thought she was a dyke.
Oh fuck... Superman's lost it... HULK, RUN!
>>151059296You perpetuate sexism, encourage the overwhelming propensity of males to be degenerate by giving them unfettered access to women's spaces and peddle bunk science made to line the bourgeoisie's pockets by commodifying even the most basic units of identity while also both butchering and twisting both actual progressive and regressive non-Western views on gender roles to fit your narrative.
Jokerbros........Ivysisters.....
>>151059796You break BUILDING GOOD!!!
>>151059808Harley simps for everyone. She literally had an orgy where she was the only woman being gangbanged by 100 men. She’s the biggest slut in all of DC.Tldr not an achievement
>>151059822Wrong, that's Lois
>>151059773Yeah basically.“to reach max power Wanda needs to tap into the Life force”“tapping into the Life Force drives her insane”“Strange defeated her in this state because the mental nerf is more than the magic buff”
>>151059822That's Selina.
>>151059822that’s KINGTOS
>>151055169WHO THE LITERAL FUCK ARE THERE RETARDSCHARACTERS AREN'T AUTOMATICALLY RELEVANT JUST BECAUSE THEY APPEAR IN SOME CAPEVOMIT STORIES
>capeSOVL
>>151059754>>something GODulk TA-
what does miku's opponents have to counter with against her BIG THROBBING COCK (and apparently also has explosive cumshots)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjE2jukwO2g
>>151059918>Heroes Reborn>not the real GODulk
>>151059938/dbs/ parlance on capeshit characters is so gay
>>151059337>zoomer trying to move the goalpost on what counts as a zoomer againKWAB
>>151059522....fucked my wife.
>>151059337Nobody cared about Danganronpa until early zoomers watched the anime and built the current fandom from there. Current zoomers probably didn't even watch the anime or played the games, it's either osmosis from xitter/trooncord or porn, usualy both.
>>151060039…who was born male
>>151059796He's gonna destroy Shitku's anus again!
>>151060041People back then cared about Danganronpa so much they were translating the game and posting the dialogue on somethingawful just so they could experience it and it blew up on tumblr too. Zoomers barely care about Danganronpa because there hasn't been a new game in 8 years.
>>151060041Danganronpa's popularity peaked with Super Danganronpa 2, the anime came after that.
Remembering how Torrian always shits on Rooster Teeth for his awful experience there but loves Death Battle and the people behind it got me thinking, would Ben Singer have been a better showrunner for Gen Lock or even RWBY?
How hard will DB wank Doctor Strange when he returns? Should we expect him to also be a gorillion layers into multiverse level and all that?
Could Phoenix Wright beat Danganronpa?
>>151060131He could figure out any of the trials but would get mindbroken by Junko
>>151055169WOAH WHO WOULD WIN BETWEEN RETARD WITH A HELMET AND SUPERMAN.EXE? THIS IS THE REAL QUESTION EVERYONE IS ASKING!!!
>>151060131He clears Trigger happy havoc with ease and forces Junko to try eliminate him the same way she tried to do with Kirigiri He clears Super Danganronpa 2 up until 2-5 (Nagito's murder suicide) nobody but Chiaki and Hinata would be able to solve that case because you need the specific proof and context for how Nagito's luck works.In New Danganronpa V3 he would solve the first murder for real, Catching Tsumugi instead of incriminating Kaede, he might have difficulty with Ryoma's case but otherwise he would clear up until 3-5 (Kaito and Oma's mystery murder/suicide) I don't know if he could solve that because, once again, you need to know who Kaito is as a person to even begin to scratch the truth, and even that knowledge might put you on the wrong path.
>>151060159Doom...
>capeshitters will go "HUHH? WHO IS THAT? I DUN KNO DAT CHARACTA THEY TOO OBSCURE FOR GAY BATTLE" with Maka or Buffy>irrelevant shitty 90s comic character that no one knows about gets on the show>WOAAAHHHH THIS FIGHT FINNA SLAP!
>millenialsisters still seething about their flop episodesKWAB!
>>151060344Yo 'troon what Seiya episode are we watching today?
>>151060047...named Asura
Mind status?
>>151060438listfag doesn't watch Saint Seiya or play Final Fantasy. he's a wiki merchant
>L-L-L-LISTROONYou're becoming very predictableTell me to kill myself next
>>1510604593-0 in Kratos' favor
>>151060466Kill yourself listroon!
>>151059544TRVKE!!! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back.
You know if you aren't listtroon, you can just stop responding when someone calls your name, listtroon
>>151060462He's a spic I'm sure he's seen at least one episode
So when will Yang snap Maka's neck for icing her sister?
Chudtos killed a furfag Indian, what's /dbg/'s problem?
>>151060527If he's a 90s kid from a Latin American country then it's likely. His character selection is just weird
This right here is the reason Yugi will have a better chance of winning
>>151060565it should've been Greek Kratos
>>151060683so what if this happens? >>151057827
>>151060683Ash's Pokemon can bring him back from the dead. Does Yugi himself have any revival feats?
>>151060704It is extremely unlikely to happen since Ash would have to try and target his cards directly. And even then, if he has a trap card laid down, that plan will backfire.
>>151060716>chilling in afterlife in Egypt>shows up again in DSODyup
>>151060716What happens if Yugi kills Ash's Pokemon?
>>151060451...their favorite lover.
>>151060751What happens if Ash's Pokemon destroy his cards?
>>151060716Atem was chilling in the spirit world and came down from Egyptian heaven to help Yugi kill this ugly son of a bitch. Hell, Seto found a way to travel to the realm where Atem is just so he could duel him.
>>151060765Has Ash ever commanded his Pokemon to attack his enemy's Pokeballs of knock them out of their hands?
Why do you niggers always jerk off Atem, when it's Yugi who basically won all of the fights? Atem only made Yugi confident, but all the strategies were on Yugi. It was Yugi who suggested the battle plan against Pegasus, it was Yugi who defeated Atem in the finale, it was Yugi who toyed with Diva and Kaiba in DSOD, and it was Yugi who defeated the god cards.
>>151060835They think the Death Battle will be Atem mind crushing Ash for no reason and torturing him
>>151060835What difference does it make when they're both in the fight
>>151060858>for no reasonThey're fighting to the death.
>>151060765Considering how durable dueling cards are, he'd have a hard time destroying them through elemantal effects such as fire or water alone.
>>151060871Do you seriously believe Yugi vs Ash is going a match where they're both out for blood?>B-BUT IT'S A DEATH BATTLEMiles vs Deku was them sparring. Of course it will end with a death but every Death Battle doesn't start with someone saying they're going to rip their opponent's heart out and feed it to them.
>>151060870Mostly Atem is piggy back riding off of Yugi's strategies, reminder that Atem and Yugi shared a mind together for a long time. Yet in the end, Yugi defeating Atem proves he was a superior duelist against Atem. The DSOD movie just proves that Yugi is capable duelist on his own, and merely lacks the magical protection and powers. Yugi alone defeats Ash.I hate it how people jerk off Atem, but keep forgetting the fact that Yugi was the brains behind the operations, and took over by the end of his series.
>>151060858does Atem even mind crush people later on when he becomes more chill?
>>151060927No
>>151060904>is going a matchThe animation doesn't reflect the actual fight, by the wayMind Crush is obviously going to be a factor in the decision of who's the winner, even if the animation isn't just "Atem tortures Ash for 3 minutes"
>>151060891high complex outerversal ocean
>>151055169More than "Evil Reed Richards", I think Cyborg Superman is the closest thing to Doctor Doom from Marvel. After all, Dr Doom is like an evil counterpart of Reed Richards.
>>151060998May as well compare him to Vector
>>151060871The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable, so I doubt it will go the same route as Red vs. Tai. It's more likely Ash will end up biting off more than he can chew and Yugi bidding him farewell and saying he was an honorable opponent before Ash becomes permanently unconscious and his soul ends up in ghost Egypt.
>>151060965There was a character in GX (Damon) who handpicked cards through a fucking waterfall
>>151061009>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonableAgain, the animation doesn't match the results.Galactus vs Unicron literally ends with them saying "the only way Galactus could permanently kill Unicron is with the Ultimate Nullifier" and then Galactus just eats Unicron in the video.They are going to consider the Mind Crush even if it's not used in the animation. They'll probably cover it under abilities. "Ash really didn't have any answer for some of Yugi's more crazy tricks, like the Penalty Games or his mind manipulation! Point to Yugi!"
>>151060961I think mind crush is something to consider but I don't think it's going to be the complete deciding factor. Like other anons have said. Yugi is a better duelist than Atem. Most talking points is who is better at dueling/battling. I think Yugi outclasses Ash but I can see why it's debatable. Coping exclusively on mind crush is like those retards coping on Ash beating up Yugi.
>>151061008That too, certainly. Problem is, the human self of Hank and his team would be the equivalent of U-Foes, while the robotic boby of Cyborg Superman would be the counterpart of Doctor Doom in his armor.
>>151061080>>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonable I was talking character portrayal-wise
This scared the PokeRATS
What's a good Halo vs GoW matchup? I'm in the mood for classic 7th gen rivalries today.
>>151060923Atem takes care of the small fodder like Weevil
>>151061085>Yugi is a better duelist than Atem. Most talking points is who is better at dueling/battling. I think Yugi outclasses Ash but I can see why it's debatable.It's a mixed debate of>How would Yugi fair against Ash>How would Atem fair against AshAnd>How would Ash fair against Yami Yugi/Yugi Motou
>>151061009>The newer death battle at least tries to keep things semi-reasonablePFFFFFTT hahaha it's funny you believe that.
>PokeTRANNIES>YugiSPICS
>>151061149Just start spamming your AI images of Kratos, Asurasissy
>>151061154You say that as if being Mexican is worse than cutting your tits off
>>151061130those look pretty good for CAWs
>>151061130Does he need more humiliation?
>>151058505He’s cute, simple as.
>>151059822>She literally had an orgy where she was the only woman being gangbanged by 100 men. Was that the time she sucked and fucked an entire room full of cosplayers?>>151060106I can't remember any production issues that were a result of Ben, so I think he's one of the more competent show runners that were at RT. Then again, running Death Battle asks for a lot less than a serialized show like RWBY that needs character development and an overarching plot on top of action scenes.>>151060556I don't know, she didn't seem too bothered when Ruby offed herself. I'm sure she doesn't mind.
>>151061170>ftms>not mtfs
Post Ash tanking a bullet to the head.
>>151061180Kratos is asking her to peg him here
Our heroes everyone
>I-I-IN THAT ONE EPISODE ASH WAS TOO STUPID TO GET MIND CONTROLLED SO HE HAS MIND HAX RESISTANCE!!!Here's someone dumber than Ash getting mind raped btw :)
>>151061193wow why would MONSTERgi do that!?!
>>151061214...him being Master KEK btw
>>151061180I thought Cortana was the one getting cuckqueaned in the tv series
>>151061233It's a DEATH Battle
Who started the “:)” here? I love it, kek.
>>151061163Kill yourself listroon!
>>151061226>calling GODey stupidGents... KILL this imbecile. At once.
>>151061233That's maximillium pegasus
>>151061234why do you hate Master Chief?
>>151058223Falseflagging.
>>151061038didn't a later episode have Chaz's entire deck be fucked up by a small puddle?
>>151061243I would say that meme was created by a secondary who doesn't understand Halo lore, but then again, I'm pretty actual Halo fans act like the TV show doesn't exist either.
I SUMMON POT OF GREED
Do that dance I like and maybe you'll get a respectful deathq
>>151061269As you command my lord.
>>151061273Mister Cheeks?
>deathq
>>151061234Miss, KINGtos does not have such a fragile masculinity that he'd deny himself the pleasures of a proper prostate massage. Masculinity is fascist anyway. Real men love it when QVEENS are dominant.
>>151061170yes
>w*men
Finn the CHADman is universal bear level btw
>>151061309no. Mastur Ch33f
>>151061324Canon
Reimu the Shrine Maiden of CHADradise is outerversal river level btw
>>151061324No lies detected.
>>151061397Asura lost to a canon fag?
>>151056957The problem with Dante losing is that this outcome still wouldn't fix Dante vs. Bayonetta, and that would imply to Death Battle normies that the Kamiya-verse as a whole is weaker than the FF-verse, when the most powerful Bayonetta characters could have defeated FF's top tiers instead. Death Battle could ruin the image of Kamiya games as a whole, just like how they fooled normies into thinking that Bleach doesn't beat Naruto. Also, Death Battle insisting so much on DMC is weird, when not only Bayonetta, but also Okami, and arguably Viewtiful Joe, depending on how you interpret movie magic, have more powerful leads than Dante. At least we see planetary and multiversal destruction in Bayonetta, plus she destroys Platinum's offices in the third game. In VJ, you can argue that each movie is a whole world or universe by itself, while in Okami, you can create stars and control the Sun and Moon. Even W101 has bosses who can casually blow up moons or Earth, and has Kamiya as part of the playable cast. But DMC lacks all of that.
>>151061437>and that would imply to Death Battle normies that the Kamiya-verse as a whole is weaker than the FF-verseDeath Battle just has to admit they were wrong about Dante vs Bayonetta
>>151061388Why wasn't she the Touhou rep for Champion Island?
>>151061404He's not the best at fighting opponents who are biologically female, like Kratos
>>151061357NO ONE CARES ABOUT ADVENTURE TIME
>>151061452Why would they admit something that isn't true?
>>151061437I mean the obvious answer to this is just>make Dante like city level and say all of his universal arguments suck or are irrelevant>bring Bayo back and make her multiversal
>>151061490Post Dante destroying a planet :)
What coping mechanism will you use when Kamen Rider Geats defeats Bayonetta?
I can't think of a character who deserves a bigger fraud check then Dante.
>>151061544SonicWhich is funny given he's already been fraudchecked to oblivion twice, but maybe the third time will stick
>>151061506I…………can’t…
>>151061506>Post Dante destroying a planet :)Forget a planet, people cannot even post Dante destroying a city. And no character in DMC ever destroys something as big as the Moon or Earth.
>>151061544Dio
>>151061565>Which is funny given he's already been fraudchecked to oblivion twiceWhen?
>>151061613Nah Alushit deserved it
Stop asking me to destroy mountains and planets, you know I can’t :(
>>151061625Mario vs Sonic 2Wally vs Sonic
>>151061644Oh yeah I forgot Wally vs Sonic was a thing.
>>151061635Alucard got wanked too but Dio more so
>>151061638KYYYYYYYYYYLE RAAAYNEEEEER!
Holy FVCK...
>>151061655Sonicfags did too since they got assblasted even harder there than they did vs Mario
For those curious, Kamiya hasn't posted anything to promote the upcoming Death Battle. My guess is that he still hates DB and will choose to silently ignore them this time, just like how he ignored Netflix's DMC.
>>151061657Alucard has been wanked long before and long after that fightI will take 1500x FTL DIO if it means never having to hear about a shitty vampire and character like Alucard being anything more than a wall level jobber ever again
>>151061597>And no character in DMC ever destroys something as big as the Moon or Earth.I don't think any GoW characters have done anything like that onscreen, either, unless you count illusions and that one intro in Ascension that got retcon.
>GoW out of actual literal NOWHEREpost anyone in DMC flipping a temple
Post Dio destroying a road roller :D
>>151061674>since they got assblasted even harder thereWhy are we trying to rewrite history here? Wasn't it flashffags that were panicking at the thought of a hedgehog fraudchecking DC?
>>151061750Ok
>>151061707Wut. So it's a personal grudge you have against a fictional character?
>>151061404>f*gWe do not say that word in these halls.
>>151061752>flashffagsKwab!
>>151061752they turned into conspiracy theorists before the episode even came out. powerfagging is legitimately all they have
>>151061779>personalI don't think I've ever met anyone who ever actually liked HellsingAnyone with a BMI under 30 that is
>same IPWhy are you replying to yourself bud?
>>151061684Speaking of, I swear there was a video where Kamiya said he wanted to make Dante vs Bayonetta alongside other sequels to Viewtiful Joe, Okami and the like
>>151061638Literally every single character to ever exist...
>>151061819Brother, what are you talking about?
>>151061850…except me.
>>151061857I'm calling Alucardfags fat and retarded and Hellsing is a shit series
>flashffags
>>151061877Asura...
>>151061877Reimu...
>>151061877Literally nobody...
>>151061878Tell me what you don't like about Hellsing
>>151061638Sonic...
>>151061843That's up to the publishers and companies with the rights to the characters. For example, SEGA and Capcom are the ones who would've to approve and fund a DMC x Bayonetta crossover, and then the publishers would need to decide who gets to develop it. Nowadays, it would be either Clover or those at Platinum Games.
>>151061887>elephants, metal doors, mountains, planets, starsSomeone stop that MONSTER!
>>151055169Does Hank Henshaw get the Phantom Ring or the 5 Yellow Rings?
>>151061918
>>151061734I can't...this is the best onscreen strength feat Dante's got...
Bring me A-Train
>>151061918Kratos effortlessly overpowered the full strength of Atlas who can hold the entire universe with his hands so this isn't impressive
>>151061938They really would have been better off just letting DevilArtemis keep Kratos v Asura as his own personal project to work on at his leisure and just replacing Kratosura with some other episode...
....fat sissy ass.... i need.... wobbly sissy fuckmeat....
>>>>>effortlessly>>>>>universe
>>151061970Darkseid.......
...
>>151061799>>151061883All I did was accidentally press F twice
>>151061982noncanon
>>151061970Darkseid designing and writing his absolute DC characters...
>>151061944Man the fact that this is the first strength feat used for Dante really makes me feel like this isn't going to go well for him
>>151061944I-I COULD NEVER DO THIS
>>151061982>GREEKtosCoward
>>151062009DMC5 Dante...
>>151062009Mundus...
>>151057425KINGLY and DOOMSDAY is STRONGER than this btw.
>>151061978>>151061990Yup yup!
>>151061982>GREEKtosBrave
>Destroys Ash and his entire team with one spell card 10 seconds into the fight>Ash sobs uncontrollably while he watches his Pokemon die one by one, some exploding, some of their guts falling out, some burning to death, some boiling alive, some being cut into pieces >Ash's chest cut open, his guts fall out and he and Pikachu hopelessly try to put his organs back inside>Ash and Pikachu burn so slowly and painfully they can't even cry or scream anymore and finally collapse turning into ash themselves (heh)>The spell card has an effect that makes each attosecond feel like 100,000 years so even though Ash dies within a few minutes, it feels like an eternity >Stray shots start to kill Ash's friends and family who were watching the match>All of their souls get sent to the Shadow Realm to suffer for all of eternity>Yugi looks up at the sky and smiles>"Wow Ash...you truly were the very best......like no one ever was...." I love respectful deaths
Is Vergil the straightest DMC character besides his son? I'm pretty sure he'd pump and dump a lot of women if he made it out of Dmc3 alive
>>151062034>IESLB
>>151057425>A steel door took four strikes from gigawanked HulkThat means that door is multiversal at it's weakest.
>Shadow RealmDoes not exist.
Is there a bigger fuck you card than this
>>151062040Kino. Reddit approves of this.
>>151061984Actual ESLs and poos are desperate to divert attention from themselves whenever someone fat fingers an extra letter.
GOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!
>>151062087>admits to being a fat mexicanKekkyroo!
>>151062072The canonical CHADub says it does.
>>151062100I'd rather be a fat broke retarded Mexican than the world's most successful poo.
>>Shadow Realm>Does not exist.Don't make me tap the sign
>>151062143Good thing Shitnic's fanbase is full of both!
>Captura de pantalla
I love being a white GOD fucking every brown woman in the Indian subcontinent
>>151062181KINGtos...
>CHADtura de pantalla
>captura de pantalla
>>151062181Mortal CHADor...
>>151062186Kratos is black o algo
Clive and Yugi won
Dante and Ash lost
>>151062227Literally made of aura
>>151061965Nah, the script was dogshit. And the storyboard was ass. DA fixing the animation errors wouldn't have this dumpsterfire.
>>151062252How does he do it, bros?
>>151062295I want a bigger mindbreak, should've stayed "disrespectful"
>>151055169Enough capeshit. Gimme Dennis vs Yuji
>>151062295>The most iconic DB of all time>dumpsterfireBe better.
Kratos won.
The winner...is Kratos.
>>151055515Saber is 1-CSit down, worm.
Post Kratos making a new thread
>>151062155>>151062180Yugi doesnt need the shadow realm (which doesnt exist in the original japanese) he can just use magic and monster cards and tell em to kill Ash directly.
>>151062073mirror force is more devastating imo. It made my 10 year old self rage seeing all the cool monsters i managed to summon in atk position just get popped
The bread…
So the evil alternate Marks and their Universes are very weak compared to the normal Universe? Since they were all killed pretty easily?
Kratos is baking the bread. Listen and learn.
>>151062405Seems so. Its kinda of a reach to imagine that a single evil invincible could have taken over the main universe, really.
>>151062482
Yugi won
>>151057552>Non-canon shitMeanwhile canonically she cucks Batsimp for ol Spidey.Better luck next time, DCucks....
>>151057660The TMNT.
>>151062181Based.
>>151061938Best episode this season. Tied with Kyle vs Simon.
