what if there was an absolute iron-man and he worked as an engineer for AIM and during the day made the weapons that would later be turned against him and he had like a hazmat-suit style for his armor and the visor went all the way around. wouldn't that be fucking awesome
someone post Absolute Spider-Man
>>151058194What if MODOK was like big buff and uh he was the Muscular Organism Designed Only for Kicking ass. He could wear different types wrestling costumes and lunch real good heh nobody will get the layers of this joke
>>151058249how's this
>>151058194does he have an axe built into his chest
>>151058486His suit has numerous connection points which he can affix various weapons to, usually weapons stolen from who he's figthing or made from materials obtained on the fly
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>>151058550this isn't retarded enough to be absolute. his chest beam should make people throw up their lungs or anal prolapse or something. this is too restrained to be ABSOLUTE
>>151058566He turns a microwave inside-out and throws it into a room full of people and it melts them all into goopHe throws a chain at a helicopter and yanks it to the ground, harvests its parts after it crashes, and turns the blades into swordsHe turns a cell phone into two cell phones, which explode when one calls the other
>>151058566How about a beam that puts shrapnel in people's hearts so that he then sells magnets to them that keep the shrapnel from being fatal?
>>151058588>>151058613these are good but what kind of car/ jet does he drive
>>151058637 UFO
>>151058466>>151058564here's your Absolute Kraven
>>151058486That's just copying Batman.
>>151060160that's the only absolute book anyone reads. i think i read the one where superman is woke iron man for like two issues, but not more than that
>>151058194Why do we need an absolute iron-man, though?
>>151058194that'd be coolwhat's absolute mandarin like
>>151058588>He turns a cell phone into two cell phones, which explode when one calls the otherThis made me chuckle.
