Why would a crocodile have nipples?
>>151061863they dont, you edit those in you freak
>because I'm a fucking greasy furry
>>151061863It's funny and ridiculous
>>151061863so he can be king of ireland
>>151061863Because they're Kremlings.
>>151061863Where else would you get crocodile milk?
>>151061863for pinching
>>151061863So he can moan when you suck on them.
>>151061863Because nothing screams baddie like a fat topless dude
When I was a kid I thought those guys were women with fat tits
>>151063966You could still pretend they are when you fuck them.
>>151061863Why did Rare make so many of the Kremlings so bara?
>>151062065From russiang?
>>151062672Not OP but my favorite answer itt>>151063966Were the moobs truly enough to convince you that anything about Klump was remotely female?>>151064113I think they just intended for them to look cool. The Kremlings began very similar in design to battletoads, being drawn by the same artist(s), and those were inspired heavily by TMNT. So through some odd lineage, these crocodile men were given a cartoony touch up to fit in the new DK's world, and a lot of their old design carried forward. TLDR, Rare was inspired by the ninja turltes, who aren't necessarily bara themselves, but did power a ot of super muscular 80s 90s character designs. It just got mixed with the fat fuck villain schtick.
>>151061863I didn't mind K. Rool getting sidekicks in the form of characterized Klump and Krusha, even if they were stereotypical incompetents (not that he was much better, especially since he couldn't even fight like in the game). Probably would have cost too much to give him a third, slightly more serious minion in the form of Rockroc.
>>151064749>Rock Kroc Super based choice. The closest thing we got to a serious villain was that one episode where Krusha becomes like an actual bastard who wants to kill the kongs. (Which K Rool should have actually wanted to do in the first place). And agreed, K Rool should have been able to kick ass too instead of just being a patsy with a big head.
>>151064897>The closest thing we got to a serious villain was that one episode where Krusha becomes like an actual bastard who wants to kill the kongs.And I guess Polly in his surprisingly high-stakes final episode where he was suddenly a solo third faction baddie who'd manipulated things so that everyone would be either murdered by a brain-melting disease or be murdered by the island getting blown up.
>>151065206What the hell even was that thing anyways? Like I get the show had some OCs but they felt like they could exist in the games. This guy doesn't even resemble Squawks, they just kind of have him there and act like he's a known resident of the island with no introduction. Good as someone you love to hate though because damn I wanted DK to punt him like a football.
>>151065274He was brought to the island by Skurvy in his first appearance, and if you're feeling generous you could assume he was a stand-in for the Neckies or Screech from DKC2, like how Eddie felt very vaguely like a stand-in for the Manky Kongs.
>>151063966There are only two female Kremlings in existence.
>>151065996There's the barrel blast chicks and supposedly K Rool's wife, but she only appears in comics which might not be canon at all. So if she counts then there's three at least. I figure there are more out there, but they only exist after DKC2 as like these weird science experiments made to compensate for the fact the Kremlings had their "source" destroyed. They had to learn how to fuck, things were so much easier when they just sort of manifested out of the underground.
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>>151061894>¿VAMOS A CULEARNOS?
>>151066093K. Rool was entirely justified in trying to blow up DK Isle after the Kongs caused his island to blow up.
>>151066299Oh man, really nice stuff. >SlamboGreat name, made me laugh. Wonder if they'd be bosses or animal buddies for some kind of kremling platformer. >>151066765True, I mean sure he tortured DK but like they kongs basically committed genocide, or at least destroyed the homes of an entire race.
