Destroy barbara gordons firebuch and kiss every inch of her. Including the small bullet wound on her otherwise flawless tummy. Go take a quick shower while she lays passed out and sleeping Do naked gymnastics.Put on the Nightwing get up but neglect to put on the cup.Let my dick appear on my left thigh Swing around the city Fight criminals, talk shit to fellow heroes, flirt with Starfire.
>>151069740Fuck Starfire
Cry that I didn't wake up in Batman's body.
>>151069740avoid midnighter
>>151069740Knock up Orca.
>>151069740>>151069845fuck midnighter
>>151069740Allow a horde of hot horny women to have their way with me.
>>151069740>A day in the life of Dick: Everyone wants to smell your ass while they tell you what a good boy you are and that you are a perfect muffin who can do nothing wrong.>A day in the life of Jason: The GCPD call you the n-word despite being white.
How much shit-talking Bruce could I get away with before he realizes that Dick has been mind-swapped?
>>151069740>I woke up as just some guy with a nice assLook at my ass in the mirror, since that's the only thing that body can offer. Then cry about not waking up in the body of an actual superhero with superpowers.
>>151070558Batman knows Dick, he would immediately recognize it's not him.And if he didn't, Cass would read your body language like a book.And that's without mentioning all the other master detectives in the Bat-Family, you'd be fucked no matter what.
>>151069740>what's the first thing you doBarbara and Kory at the same time
>>151070591Fine, I'll just tell him what happened and then talk shit while he comes up with a solution. This is, of course, after >>151070611
I change my name to Robert so people stop calling me Cock
>>151070179Jason is irish and ginger so that explains the n bombWe still love our nigga tho
>>151069740Dress as Batman and rape the Joker.
Shoot my shot with Orca, need some monster ass
>>151069740Same thing I do every dayMasturb8
>>151069740>You woke up one day in Nightwing's body, what's the first thing you do?you can do a lot of thingsyou can kill Justice League You can kill SupermanYou can kill Batman
>>151069740Starfire
>>151069740I'm gonna have sex with Batman.
Send Babs a video of me fucking Starfire
>>151072430Go away Lex.
>>151069740time to get raped by women
>>151069740Go find and fuck Babs, Starfire, Tarantula, Catwoman, Harley, Poison Ivy, Raven, Donna, Steph, Cass, Hade, Argent, Jesse Quick, Defacer, Helena Bertinelli (and send a pic of it to Babs), Bridget Clancy, Ravager (and send a photo of it to Slade), Bette Kane, Starfire again, Supergirl, Mirage, Cheyenne and Zatanna.Then I’d call up Sonia Zucco, and then both our half-sister: Melinda Zucco. And convince them to have a threesome.And then maybe fight crime or something.
>>151069740Not much of anything different desu. And I had a long think about this too.
>>151069827spbp
Fuck Bruce
Send naked selfies to myself.
Fuck every one of my grumpy old man harem
>>151069740Kill myself.
>>151069740Well, thanks for the fanfic idea.
>>151069740you could realistically only fuck Barbara in the morning before everyone realizes Dick got mindswapped, im assuming its just body swaping and knowledge and skills are not included, so even if you manage to fool everyone the moment a crime happens its over.hell i would say (you) missing the entrance of Barbara's pussy would be enought of a tell for her.>>151073980>, Ravager (and send a photo of it to Slade)>implying thats not what he wants
>>151073980What, no Terra?
>>151073980>CassKeep things in the family.
>>151074846Is Nightwing, not Red Hood.
>>151075397Too psycho for Grayson cock
>>1510746013/4 of those just wanted to be Dick's father figure.
>>151074896I wish someone would do an updated version of this for the 2020s.Drop Jesse, Steph, and PeeGee. Add Defacer, Tarantula, Ravager, and Captain Blud.
>>151069740lots of gay sex, bottoming of course
>>151069740>find Jason>pick up a gun and together shoot the JokerWhat would Batman do?
>>151075374Rose losing her virginity is a Crisis-level event.
>>151074896Poor Roy, he doesn't even have money for that.
>>151077881More proof that nobody actually read the second half of Prieststroke. Rose fucked her husband before he was murdered.
>>151069740
>>151079245>Hosun
go online and record myself saying racial slurs and alt right rhetoric maybe beat a few minorities because i can
>>151069740I will drain my balls inside of Starfire.
>>151069740>You woke up one day in Nightwing's body, what's the first thing you do?A backflip.There'll be time for any of the other worthwhile ideas here later. First, just revel in being able to do backflips.
>>151069740anal
>>151069740Panic, cuz now im in the DC universe and a talking gorilla is probably going to clobber me
>>151081867in self?
>>151069740Jerk myself off probably
>>151081988Not exactly clobber, but Dick has a history with talking Gorillas. Have “fun” anon.
>>151069740Get raped
>>151075701I dunno anon earth 3 Owlman killed a family to get an attractive teenager into his house
>>151069740Marry Bette Kane
>>151071319Damn, you beat me to it.
>>151077881Except Slade wants Dick to fuck Rose.
>>151087530
>>151069740Fuck Tiger
>>151069740Am I in DC or my world?
>>151069740I think I’d prefer to wake up in Dick’s body when he was still Robin. Going on Golden age adventures with Batman and Superman seems more fun than getting raped every other day
>>151087683Dick was still raped every other day as Robin.
>>151087653You are in DC as Nightwing
>>151069740Try not to get raped again
>>151069740Eat like 20 hotdogs
>>151069740MORNING SEX AND BLOWJOBS FROM BABS!!!!!!! AWGOOOOOGGAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHY CAN’T I GET A GIRLFRIEND GOD!!!!!
>>151087869I track down Harley and give her my boy wonder
