Episodes 3 and 4 are out, and holy fuck did things escalate quickly. Who is /co/ rooting for to win the Mecha Man bowl?
>percentiles 100% across the board>random stat boosts and misison XPall fed to invisigirl>vanderstanksolo saved (great xp from that one)>filipina tomboy girlfailure daughterwifelevel 12all skills: UNLOCKED (including 2x EXP)smile: PROTECTEDmovie fingering: IN PROGRESSim more than just a dispatcher, im a dispatchGOD
>>151071392Based, except for keeping Sonar instead of Coupe. I needed to keep an eye on the professional assassin who's at least a professional about her job instead of letting the dude who'll happily talk about doing coke on the dispatch channel run around. I ended up with Invisigal soloing the first big mission in 4-2 dispatch session since I sent Pheno with her and he fucked up, she hit a 30% chance roll and gained 3 fucking levels. She's easily best girl.
sex with sonar
>>151071297I like invisigal as a character bit I ship blonde blazer.
>>151071498You're gonna deny this cutie? For shame, anon.Shitposting aside, how the fuck did they do a better job at subtle facial expressions then 95% of the modern animation industry?
I got flashbanged by Invisgal's nipples. I thought this was a kids game.
>>151071581I've been having mix feelings like I get a dad and daughter vibe like wolverine and his daughter insert of the week. But at the same time like that actress and the character design.
>>151071606There's an option when setting it up in the very beginning for censoring nudity and sex stuff so it wasn't like it wasn't warned as a possibility. The first ep also has jumpscare dick
>>151071297Blonde Blazer will obviously turn out to be the villain or at least connected to Shroud
>>151071297I am glad that Phenomaman is not another evil Superman.
>>151071925I'm curious about his backstory and why he understands he needs to be a hero but has no other understanding of how to be a human.
>>151071297>Who is /co/ rooting for to win the Mecha Man bowl?The one who isn't a corporate hack, I will never forgive Blonde Bitch for making cut someone from the fucking rehab program after the team just had it's best shift
Why people like the game?
>>151071963i just knew when she led with>uhm, ehm... i was thinking over a weekend, and I had an idea... we gotta stir shit up sometimes xDI was going to be treated to a white woman middle manager moment. Fuck BB, fuck liz truss.
>>151071983>white woman middle manager moment.Why is this bad?
>>151071925>The facial hair of pain
>>151071925Look what she did to my boy
>>151071963The only one who should be kicked out of the team is Flambae. Sonar pointed out that Flambae starts fires just to fix them himself, and stay ahead in the rankings. We see him start a fire on the first day. The guy is also a huge asshole to Waterboy. I like that Robert is willing to fuck his shit up.
>>151072038>The guy is also a huge asshole to Waterboy. Waterboy kind of deserved it, seriously what the hell was he doing
>>151071297https://x.com/DiRel_BlueJi/status/1983924698221072499
>>151072161>>151072176I WASN'T QUITTING AND WASN'T DONE WITH YOU BITCH!!!!!
>>151071297Apparently visi is Filipina so BB no hesitation.
>>151072212Not /co/Shut the fuck upGet the Hell out>>>/v/
>>151072106The Phenomeman situation is crazy
>>151071978They covered all the bases for characters people may like.>blonde* blue-eyed bombshell>vulgar brown tomboy with a praise kink>an autistic omni-man for barafags>a yumejoshi's wet dreametc.It's also just your standard adult animated cape comedy but in interactive game form.
>>151072299>brownPretty sure she's tan.
>>151071297Wait. Is this a video game or a cartoon?
>>151072389A prerendered FMV game where you get to choose between three options with a hero management minigame in the middle of each episode. So it's kinda both.
>>151072383Nah, it's pretty clear she's supposed to be some sort of brown when she's standing in front of Royd.>>151072389Essentially an animated show they grafted some basic gameplay elements onto, but also has you making dialogue decisions at points which will effect the ending. It started as a pitch for one of those interactive Netflix shows and it shows in how the gameplay could honestly be removed and I'd be sad, but it wouldn't change anything
>>151072411>it shows in how the gameplay could honestly be removedThe dispatch segments have decent reactivity and are actually fun.
>>151072038He's still too good stats wise and was on top of the leaderboard for z-team. Plus he's obviously going to mellow out and at the very least respect robert. Trust the plan.
>>151072299Too bad there's no male romance options.
>>151072427I enjoy them and they give time for the crew to banter without the pressure of needing to progress the plot, but it's also pretty clear how they were were worked into an existing story instead of a story being written around the gameplay
>>151072445feels so weird seeing him with eyebrows
>>151072470He looks better without a tooth.
>>151071297Invisigal was so turned on by Robert, she was using her powers in her sleep.Robert was in the box, and I ain’t talking about Roddy Ricch.
>>151072483>Robert was in the box, and I ain’t talking about Roddy Ricch.Heroes don't do that.
Comics?Cartoons?
>>151072485Real heroes eat pussy
>>151072587It's a cartoon
>>151072723It's a video game
>>151071297So far all this is is a dating sim.
>>151072587let them have this, it's not like anyone will buy it or play it anyway.
>>151072997A straight dating sim at that.
>>151073006>let them have thisNo
>>151072997and what is wrong with that?
>>151072687real heroes make girls suck on their fingers
I know Sonar was obviously supposed to be the 'right' choice but I'm still holding out for an option to bang Coupe.
>>151073366>stretched out by the retarded inbred dwarfew, disgusting used goods
>>151071392Is she canon Filipina? Explains why she's permanently horny then tbqh.
>>151073586lbfm
>>151073366I kept Cope, just because she seems like the other threat not to monitor. Like Yeah Sonar is a bay monster, but he was also easily tricked to be cuffed to weightlifting equipment and couldn’t even open a door.
>>151073366>>151073660I kept Coupé because I felt she's the one most likely to fall down the deep end if she left the program. Sonar can always bounce back in several ways, being a business bro, but Coupé has only known being an assassin for hire. She needs more time to adjust to being a decent person in the real world.
>>151073366I kept Sonar because he had more stats and training stuff on him for me and he was more entertaining. Coupe also started the sabotaging shit
>>151072106I'm so glad I don't follow ecelebs enough to catch these references.
>>151073366Why are Coop and Prism even there in the first place? One's an in-demand international assassin and the other's a celebrity/influencer. They don't read like "fuck-ups with superpowers in need of redemption" to me.
>>151073329JesusYou just know she acts like a brat to get at the bottom
>>151071463My take on Coupe vs Sonar is that the Phoenix Program is about redeeming villains, and Coupe doesn't seem particularly interested in changing at all.She feels no shame or remorse about her past as an assassin, openly says she'd kill anyone the company asked her to because they pay her, and she's the one who started the team sabotaging each other by cuffing Sonar.
>>151074260Keeps em out of jail I think so not everyone in the program is doing it for genuine desire to reform. Prism could be doing it for publicity. They might go into it more in the next ep since ep 5 seems like the team bonding and lore ep
>>151071392>Employee ID: 5318008
>>151074260From her comic, it's likely Coop just followed Punch Up there. He was depressed and she had never felt emotions before. She tried to kill him, he tried to kill her back, and it all ended in them fucking like wild animals. This was enough for Punch Up to get out of his depression hole and try to sort his life out, so Coop likely tagged along to see if she could change her life too and is trying to learn how to live more like a "normal" person and understand these new emotions she's just been slapped with. Sonar's comic is similar in that he's only part of the team because Mal is his best friend who is trying to drag him out of his room and away from a life of crime.Prism however really is the most "also there" character. It's like she was swapped in at the last second to replace Royd, who the art book confirms originally was going to be one of your team you sent out before they changed his role.
>>151074280Need a brat tamer Invisimech smut story ASA fucking P.
>>151074507He tames her in the kiny way she wants but does so with his usual monotone, non-pulsed attitude he usually hasShe doesn't even get a reaction out of him while shes moaning and begging Probably even takes a phone call in during it, talking with Blazer about work paper or some such
>>151073329>Acts like she's a dommy sexual deviant talking about being the pegger and other sex talk>Is actually total sub who just wants someone to believe in her and really love her
>>151074731NTAYRT but>Probably even takes a phone call in during itOh Yeah.
>>151074754guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>151073371>garbage anon saying others are garbage Lmao,lol even.
>>151071803What? Where? If there was, it was probably too small for me to notice.
>>151075924At least for PC when starting up and configuring all the settings like if you subtitles and stuff, censors (black bars) was a toggleable option
>>151075953I meant the dick...
Be shocked, but invisigal, already have a few comms with her ordered.
>>151071297Tsundere always best girl.>Cookie cutter art hoe bitch design and personality>completely fixed by that tsundere shit Damn.
>>151075422>>151076132I masturbated to episodes 4 intro and her
>>151072389>>151072406>>151072411>>151072427>>151072464Video gameIt's still a video gameIf /a/ wouldn't tolerate a Japanese equivalent, /co/ shouldn't either Just because it's capeshit doesn't make it acceptableNow (You) fuck off>>>/v/
>>151072411Holy shit what’s up with the left guy’s side profile? Why is his jaw angle so bad? It’s like it’s almost pointing straight down instead of to the side like normal people have
>>151076340Holy shitWhat's with you not having enough working brain cells to take this crap back to where it belongs?>>>/v/
>>151076340Head titled far forward.
I have no plans of playing this game but I look forward to all the nudes and sex scenes.
>>151076533No his eyes are looking straight forwards, his skull is just shaped like that
>>151076627Anon? You can see the top of his head has the angle pointed down and his pupils are at the top of his eyes while you can see Invis's eyes are centered when she's looking straight at you
>>151071581Get rid of her nose ring and we'll talk.
>>151076850There's leaks from later episodes that show her not wearing it, so maybe you do fix her
>>151076613>gameOh good, we can admit this isn't /co/ then
>>151072455What do you guys think of this statement? Think they're being genuine or is this another case of queerbaiting to the likes of Voltron: Legendary Defenders? Because the game has been datamined and the achievements only show three possible endings. One with Blazer, one with Visi, and the last keeping Robert single.
>>151077054This is just your standard corporate speak for no. They do not want bad PR by promising anything.
>>151077054I think that while some of the side characters might get gay with each other, which I think would be hilarious, Robert is pretty clearly straight and going to be kept straight and this is them trying to avoid spoilers while saying no.
>>151077111>>151077088>>151077054>>151076865>>151076850>>>/v/
>>151077088Definitely agree, still it's strange that they couldn't have simply said from the get go. Robert can only get in a relationship with women and there's no gay romance option. Are AdHoc that hellbent on queerbaiting? >>151077111>I think that while some of the side characters might get gay with each other, which I think would be hilariousWell that seems to be the likely possibilty from what I deduced. Flambae seems to be bisexual at least according to his dialogue in the dispatching segments. Perhaps we'll see something on that front to check the boxes, more or less.
>>151071612>They have family type raltionshipEasiest way show you are afraid your waifu is going to lose
>>151073329Whew, is that the first proper sex scene in the game?
>>151077526It's just a wet dream sequence.
>>151077526It's her having a wet dream but yes. Ep 4 is full of potential lewd stuff like one of the Z Team potentially spamming superhero porn of all kinds on protag's work computer depending on your choices, and getting some nip view when Blazer is trying on a dress
Only played 3 so far so I'm not reading the thread.Just want to say that it seems incredibly dumb to cut someone from the villain reformation program for just underperforming.Seems like a surefire way to make a really pissed off super villain.I ended up cutting Sonar because I figured he was less likely to go on a murder spree due to it.
>Talks for 20-30 minutes to you without realizing you're not thereCute retard!
>>151077054Flambae is gay, so they'll probably give him a boyfriend or set him up with Waterboy.
>>151077054Probably Molevola, she was attracted to a stripper in one of the tie-in comics.
>>151074192That eceleb is the voice actor. He likes to complain about mundane things
>>151071463Sonar is absurdly more versatile than Coop
>>151078201I can't pick which form he's in so he's much more annoying to use, plus Coupe's ability to reroll a failure is fucking insane.
>>151077526>>151077779>game>played>>>/v/
>>151072299>It's also just your standard adult animated cape comedy but in interactive game form.Games are games>>>/v/
>>151075422>Septum ringAbsolutely disgusting.
>>151077779>it seems incredibly dumb to cut someone from the villain reformation program for just underperforming.welcome to middle managers, Blonde Blazer is a retard
Why Robert like either BB or IG?
>>151078229Sonar can get the reroll perk to if you send him to the training school you get
>>151071963Never date your boss. I mean, dating a teammate is almost as bad but Robert is technically just a dispatcher.Not only does Blonde Blazer make me fire a member from my team after two days, she also chooses to fire an ex-assassin or a recovering ex-conman who are both trying. Then she has the gall to make me do a shift without a full team and with horrible morale. My consolation prize? an inexperienced hero with confidence issues or a man going through a mental break that she caused. Why not give me both? Phenomaman could at least babysit Waterboy while I deal with the ex-supervillains.
>>151078595Judging from his history and the way he looks at his coworker with her family in one of the eps he longs for family of his own. As for BB and IG specifically I guess:>BB-Super powers including flight, super strength and endurance-Hot-Classy and friendly. Also a bit of a cute dork-Helped him out in the prologue-Her non super power form is also hot and a brunette which he digs >IG-Fun chemistry-Spicy-May recognize her desire to be a genuine hero which he is all about. BB can come off as a bit corporate at time-Also hot-Cute dumbass as >>151077942 pointed out
>>151078789>After two daysI believe it was implied there was a time skip and I think it was implied she was more the messenger from the higher bosses. The Phoenix Program / Z Team was already in the critical danger zone of just being dropped wholesale
>>151071946>>151071925He's probably an alien with a good heart like Martian Manhunter
I never understood how would this work in live action.
>>151078855Very poorly without an unrealistically large budget.
>>151076839why are you so defensive about this huh? are you the guy who drew this?
>>151078855Change the powers to be ones easier to CGI. Royd was originally going to be on the team just as a psuedo Hulk, Invisigal might have ended up with just energy weapon powers, Coupe and Punch Up are easy, Sonar without the transformation is super easy, BB is the most generic and easy powerset to do stunt work for, etc
>>151079045>Invisigal might have ended up with just energy weapon powersIsn't invisiblity one of the easiest powers to animate, especially on a low budget?
>>151079045Why is the game trying to make me feel bad for her?
>>151079301So you have whiplash when you find out she was the one who planted the bomb on your suit and is now trying to be a hero to make up for it, probably.
>>151079301Why don't you feel bad for her?
>>151079368Cause I'm tired of the their jerks to you cause they like you. Also I had deal women who act like this while growing up.
>>151079301>game>>>/v/
>>151079477>Also I had deal women who act like this while growing up.Don't be so delusional no woman has ever liked you
>>151080008Nice try.
What is this game? Is it related to Invincible somehow?
>>151080242Dispatch. No it's not related to Invincible. Though it does take inspiration from it. The games about Robert Robertson, formerly the superhero Mecha Man, who has to take a job as a dispatcher for villains-turned-superheroes after his signature mecha suit is destroyed in battle. In his newly found job he has to work around interpersonal drama at the office.
Is it just me, or is Robert, outside of his powerset, maybe the closest thing we've gotten to classical Peter Parker in a long time?
Should have called him Kirk Robertman
>>151080424Probably.
>>151078547“WAITER! WAITER! My steak is too buttery!”
>>151080438kek
>when ep4 came out it was about 50-50>now a few days later it's 2/3rds in favor of invisigirl>still risingthat's an insanely fast progression, a 30 point net bump, when you compare it stuff like political polling numbers.Why is she mogging BB so hard?Is Sour Patch Kids product placement just THAT fucking strong?
>>151081926>Why is she mogging BB so hard?It's hard to compete with Invisigal's sex dream opening scene and her sexual harassment. In real life it'd probably be different, but for the target audience of this game, it's not surprising
>>151081926>Why is she mogging BB so hard?She wouldn't let me take in both Waterboy and Phenomaman they both badly need my help, also having to fire someone over a scoreboard was dumb
>>151082712>She wouldn't let me take in both Waterboy and Phenomaman they both badly need my help, also having to fire someone over a scoreboard was dumbAside from setting up drama and stakes. There was no reason for that to be done in the first place. They are criminals undergoing reform. Why let them loose over an arbitrary system? You're just going to let them fall back into crime.
>>151082818>blah blah criminal reform recividism words logic blah blah blahUmm, sometimes you gotta shake shit up sweaty
>>151074754The westernoids have discovered gap moe. Sign of the end times.
i hate white women middle managers so much bros
>>151082882>sometimes you gotta shake shit upIf you say so, corpo.>sweatyIt's sweetie by the way.
>>151071297>and holy fuck did things escalate quicklyI know, it went from 0 nudity to a fuckton in one episode. At this rate everyone will be running around naked in episode 8.
>>151083167>0 nudityWe're 100% seeing Toxic's dick again before the game is over
>>151081926Invisigal has more focus comparatively and BB took a hit with the whole P-Man situation even if them breaking up was pretty understandable
>>151083724
>>151071297Best girl.
>>151071297Coupe mogs both
>>151084709>Coupe mogs both.t Punch Up
>>151084709Sorry, she's for SHORT KINGS only
part 2i guess getting choked got her going
>>151085458Long hair Coupe is hotter
>>151080715More like some shit left a nail in it and finding that ruined my appetite.
>>151077964Makes sense enough.
They should make a game where you play as a villain squad instead of heroes.
>>151086054Video games are for /v/
>>151086054>They should make a game where you play as a villain squadThis is kind of already the case your team is all ex villains in a rehab program
Invisibitch is a whore and she'll be a traitor to the team.Screencap this.
>>151086442>Invisibitch is a whoreBB's the one that cheated on P-man
>>151080363I really don't get an Invincible vibe. The artstyle is just regular 'anime inspired'. Invincible has a whole mess of themes like the government, alien invaders, and junior superhero teams that aren't in play.This is far more 'corporate superhero antics' like The Boys, only without the cynicism.
>>151086430cute
>>151084709based
>>151087309Too bad she’s taken
>>151081926Blazer is too corporate and "dutybound" if i could describe it. Also Invisibitch is a tsundere and everyone loves those
>>151071297Still waiting for the Phenomaman romance so i can countercuck Blazer for him, poor guy.
>>151087648You can already make love to him 2x this episode
>>151087648Don’t count on that happening. Then it’d actually be a good game.
>>151071925The age of Evil Superman is over. The age of funny/autistic Superman has returned
>>151072025Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with white ladies in HR/middle management
Bump and pump that rump
>>151074260Prism is still good at publicity due to her fanbase. She can also clone other heroes which makes her good at support.
>>151086430She should be pregnant.
Does anyone here let Punch Up fight in the tournament or not? I figured it probably will either matter or not if I kick out Coupe, but I did get a Punch Up will remember for picking the option that gives everyone XP.
>>151088746I had him fight in the tournament. I've been leaning more into the character focused options to see if it will lead to something and potentially build rep with the team like sending Sonar on the Vanderstank mission
Bump
>>151075250They're both fully clothed at her place, watching a movie/showHowever he has a hand down her putting in the work She squirming around try not to cum, and he's just watching the TV, keeping up with the plot.A phone call interrupts them but he uses his other hand to pick it upIts BB calling to ask about some forms she needs in the office. Rob is talking to her like he isn't finger blasting a bratInvis is about to cum and is annoyed by that he hasn't even looked interested I what was happening too she gets some pay backShe loudly moans so that the phone picks it up"Hey, hey cut that out""Was that Invisigal?""Yeah, can you guess she did that?""Oh! Man she can be so immature sometimes. Fake moaning on the phone, yeah, a classic, ha ha" Rob just smirks at her as the attempt at revenge is thwarted be her own behavior ironically She then cums so hard is shows through her jeans
>>151072275>Newfag wants to be a tryhard Jannyfaggot>Doesn't even know that Dispatch has comics tooNext you'll say Marvel & DC don't exist because Spider-Man/X-Men/Avengers Games & Injustice make them /v/ only too.
>>151072030He's in good company.
>>151077171>>151078240>>151078260>>151089888>>151079621Damn, Jannybot isn't even trying. Either he's the shittiest slidebot saar for Adhoc Studios or the most tryhard newfag trying to be a discord kitten for a 4chan mod of all things.
>>151080363Does it explain how he managed to be a mech hero without the knowhow to build and maintain a mech suit or the capital/team to do it for him?
>>151090046We can assume he knows the very basics of maintaining it as taught to him by his father the second Mecha Man, yeah he's basically a superhero nepo baby legacy character.
>>151090096Ah, makes more sense if it's an inherited suit, genuinely confused me where it came from.
>>151090046Robert explained to Blonde Blazer that he was barely getting by as Mecha Man. He used his inheritance and the insurance money from his father's death to maintain the suit. It is the reason why Robert lives in an empty apartment with nothing but a plastic chair as furniture. We also see that Robert can fight without the suit so he probably tried to avoid using it until he encountered a super. It also explains why his body is covered in scars and bruises.
>>151089959He's more of a seething bull if you asked me. The way he posts made me imagine him bellowing steam
>>151091483Fuck you faggot
>>151089814>Dispatch has comics tooIs this thread about the comics?
>>151089814Think idiotBy your logic /a/ can have Absolute Batman threads because Batman manga exists One minor piece of /co/ media doesn't turn the entire franchise /co/
>>151089959>>151090398>It's /co/ because I say so
>>151091578Not /co/Get the fuck out>>>/v/
>>151089959>Wanting no off-topic threads is a bad thing
>>151091553Dispatch is /co/ because it's even less of a game than Telltale "games" were. All of the cutscenes are pre-rendered now.
>>151091710And would /a/ accept an equivalent?Fuck noIt's still a gameTacked on gameplay is STILL gameplay
>>151086054They should make threads based on ACTUAL COMICS AND CARTOONS
>>151091742Woah, I didn't know this board was /a/
>>151091742I could not possibly care less about what is or is not considered acceptable on the over-moderated weeb boards.
>>151091611>>151091742>>151091759SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!Also my Microsoft Edge might be hacked because YouTube Music recommends me random African songs rather than my usual picks.
>>151090046He has some knowhow as he notes being able to take it apart segments and put em back together to get em into his apartment and such. Its more the deeper workings I think along with the special power source thats his problem. As for maintaining it he already notes that he spent his entire inheritance trying to do that and was basically getting by with proverbial duct tape by the time things go to complete shit. He's poor.
>>151092051NOT /co/NOT /co/NOT /co/>>>/v/
>>151092051>YouTube Music recommends me random African songs rather than my usual picksThat sounds less like malware and more like the kind of inane shit that Microsoft would do.
>>151092093Wonder if he could pull an iron man 3 and get by with partial gadgets.
>>151092309The dude is covered in scars and stuff, as well as going full Solid Snake at the start on the generic henchmen without his suit, so he's not just useful inside the cockpit. Obviously would do better inside the Mecha-man, but he's capable of handling street level thugs and even a bit higher without anything but his skills.
>>151092490Yeah that's part of my thinking, if he got a light exoskeleton and maybe salvaged some of the kit from what's left of the mech he could probably go toe to toe with supers using his smarts to make up the difference.
.... BUMP!Muahahahaha!
>>151093470ummm... based?!
>>151071297autism
>>151083724>>151084151
>>151095810Phenomenal.
>>151071297SEX WITH INVISIGAL
>>151071297Water Boy
>>151095184Their first position better be cowgirl.
>>151096622given her fantasies, probably not.BB will have that covered if they both swap how they act that much.
>>151084151>>151083724>>151083724So I'm supposed to believe he has the exact phenotype of a caucasoid european but for some reason the only thing alien about him his reproductive organs?
>>151097152From what Blazer describes about Pheomaman. That human silhouette we see is just that. A disguise and he looks far different than what we realize. Nevertheless, he's built differently than a Human on the inside.
>>151091658Yes. all the on-topic threads are culture war schizo slop, so stfu and let us have fun
>>151091525Yes and the story tied to the game. Here's a variant page so your Saarbot can stop being a benchod bitch crying for Janny sloppy seconds.>>151091553>>151091742>/a/ even talked about Absolute Batman in comparison to Batman Azteca and even talked about Vanilla Batman comics during Batman Ninja & Suicide Squad IsekaiSaar, you're trying too hard. Unlike >>151090398 said, your not a bull, you're crying like a cuck in a cock cage.>>151091573>>151091611>>151091658>>151092113>It's not /co/ because (You) wanna be a fake Janny discord kitten.Go cry back to "daddy", saar.
>>151081791Whore
>>151076031I hope to see those arts of yours
>>151076031Cassandra Cain anon? >>151097904He must've splurged good then. Spent $10,000 on CassKon commissions.
>>151098046Damn, how rich is he
>>151098064I guess so, don't know what he does for a living. I remember seeing him post his comms on Reddit and on /co/. Whatever he does, he can certainly afford it.
>>151071297I like Blonde Blazer, and think it's refreshing that she's not some Alpha twist villain (at least not yet), but I think things are messy there between the first rejection and her being on the rebound with her ex. In the end I prefer the chemistry with Invisigal. I think there's something more endearing in the fact that Robert and her are both losers at a really low point in their life, but through the highs and lows managed to somehow bring out the best in each other despite themselves.
>>151086430
>>151071925
Did anyone here actually recruit Water Boy? I felt bad for the guy and wanted to give him a win, but I also think that Phenomaman might straight up kill himself and whatever city he decides to drunk fly into if he doesn't get a new support network.
>>151098234I did and it was no better if you ask me. I felt like the guy had a better chance to prove himself. Plus I felt bad for what Flambae did to him earlier. That was up until I saw his stats. But I got through the shift well enough. Since he has a special ability that will boost one of his stats if you leave him waiting for a bit.
>>151098287>his statsIs it just ones across the board? Does he have a bus pas or something that gives him higher mobility?
>>151098287>I don't read things sometimesIt was in the fridge what the fuck was he throwing out food in the fridge in the middle of the day for what a fucking retard, Flambe was actually justified here
>>151098481Yeah, Flambe's an asshole but it's wild to clean out the office fridge before lunch and then expect someone to just eat it out of the trash.
>>151098466It's ones across the board but with the ability Eager Sponge. He assigns himself to a job when not assign often. Gaining a plus one to the highest stat for the call. In this case giving him higher mobility. I usually sent him off with someone else. Best case being Punch Up since he doesn't get downed.
>>151097189>disguise comes off when he hits rock bottom>only recognisable part of him is the mustache and depression
>>151098481>>151098512Flambae was justified in his anger but it went too far after he pelted Waterboy with the trashed noodles.
>>151098554it' just some trash noodles dude it's a lot better than if he had punched him or something like that and Waterboy deserved to get hit with some sort of retaliation for that lack of concern when dealing with other people's things
>>151098601Still assault and no one would ever want to be hit with garbage. Who knows what's in the can? Waterboy deserved to be scolded for his negligence sure but Flambae took it too far.
>>151097556This is a video gameThis is a thread about a video gameThe comic is a mere side dish that gets next to zero focus
>>151097240>Admitted its an off-topic thread
>>151097556>>/a/ even talked about Absolute Batman in comparison to Batman Azteca and even talked about Vanilla Batman comics during Batman Ninja & Suicide Squad IsekaiNo they fucking didn't you lying liarDisgusting /v/erminhttps://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/%22Absolute%20Batman%22/
>>151097556>variant page>pageCripes you're an idiot
>>151098681Anon, we had a Persona 2 thread a year back and it stuck around cause it was tangentially connected with Batman of all things.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/143915488/#143950962
>>151098693And it's an abomination as wellA pure board is a healthy board But hey, at least that thread involves BatmanThis thread has NONE of that for an excuse
>>151098693And how the fuck does this involve Anon lying /a/ has used Batman anime as an excuse to talk about Absolute Batman?
>>151098234>>151098287>>151098481>>151098512>>151098652>>>/v/
>>151098234I recruited waterboy. I'm hoping to build him up into a proper hero, and the pep talk at the end of ep 4 has me feeling hopeful. Phenomaman I feel bad for, but don't feel any responsibility for as I nowayfagged BB at every opportunity.
>>151098731I'm just saying that this thread isn't a complete anomaly.
>>151098743This thread is a magnet for the enemyPeople who HATE comics and cartoons but want to convert /co/ into a pop culture board because they're too cowardly to go to the the right boardFuck /co/ is loveFuck honorary /co/And fuck (You)
>>151098681>>151098662>>151098709>>151098741>>151098777I HAD ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!! I've been though a lot today. This is so stressful when I experienced an image dump thread and (YOU). You are the /v/ermin, you /b/ull!
>>151075422the sexual tension between me and my shotgun is crazy
>>151098825>>151098836Not /co/Fuck off>>>/v/
>>151098853GUMMY BEAR IS /CO/ DISHRAT!
>>151098877This thread ain't about Gummy Bear
>>151098709A pure board is only heathy when the topic it relates to has worthwhile content to engage with./co/ as a userbase lost interest in the majority of new cartoons the moment one couldn't just get everything worthwhile from a handful of networks.Likewise outside of the storytime threads or the current ultimate/absolute its mostly Spider-Man and Batman discussion.Both industries just don't have the content to fill out a full board with worthwhile novel threads at the moment so we make due.
HereTwo pagesStfu
>>151098926That doesn't excuse making blatant off-topic threadsExpand your horizonsFind animation that isn't from the same channelsFind comics that aren't capeshitAnything that isn't this (or /pol/ shit)What is the point of a board for western comics and cartoons if the people refuse to talk about them?The moment we make this board for pop culture in general means the comics and cartoons sides suffer even more Any sort of niche discovery or interest gets drowned by blatant crap that should not even be here
>>151098988Cool, is this thread about the comics?Because OP is clearly talking about the gamesMate, if this was a storytime thread for the comics there would be no problem
spamming a thread backseat jannying isn't any better than making an offtopic thread besides we have way worse offtopic threads all the time and I never you see you shit all over those threads, you fucking retard
>>151099085>besides we have way worse offtopic threads all the timelike?
>>151099085>Calling out the well poisoner is worse than the well poisoning happening
>>151099085>making an offtopic threadADMITTED IT AGAIN
Game sees popular. Sequel or spin-off next? They seem to be able to take the spot Telltale Games used to have
>>151098229I wonder if it would be worse received in this alternate universe
>>151098989Most thread like that die in short order anon. The truth is that /co/ has a mostly ossified userbase which has reached an age where taste and interests are divorced from the general western youth based market.Your not going to get many anons to care about, for instance, euro comics unless they got into it while younger.This leads to a board where you have like 6 fresh talking points a month and the rest is just regurgitated gooning threads or autistic ritual posting.But offtopic shit does still catch anons attention and enough anons have crossover to get a good thread or two on a topic past a hundred replies, you fear /co/ becoming a general media board but if it does its because the established userbase cares more about that than the indented topic.
>>151099193I don't think there's a market for tsundere men in their 30s punching their depressed female coworkers
>>151099207>but if it does its because the established userbase cares more about that than the indented topic.Which is a horrible thing to happen /co/ needs stronger borders and elitism Threads like these encourages more parasites who make the board crappier for those who actually care about comics and cartoons
>>151099227Anon there can be a strong boarders because again /co/ has ossified. The call is coming from inside the house and the youth only come /here/ for culture war and piracy.To even make the board you want it would take an /a/ tier output of season content production to get people on topic long enough to even start properly setting those boundaries.
>>151099278Those boundaries don't include threads about video gamesDon't pretend for a second this thread is helping /co/ be a better board
>>151098671>capitalized greentexts go back
>>151099294That doesn't matter its Vox Populai anon, to cleanse the board would be like shooting your decades long neighbor in the head because he voted differently from you and his side won.
>>151099338It's the simplest fucking ruleTalk about western comics or cartoons
>>151099381Rules only matter as along as they are useful to those who follow them and /co/ has become insular enough to not need such strict rulings.
>>151099658>not need such/co/ NEEDS strict rulingThe people who clamor for off-topic threads are no /co/mrades
>>151099176They already teased a 2nd season if it's popular. Seems likely it'll happen now.
>>151075983Near the start of episode 1. Toxic hangs dong
>>151099227Newsflash: the parasites came en masse during the buildup to the 2016 election and stayed, causing an overload of cancer that even /v/ couldn’t stop. The horse fuckers unironically are untouched by these events, so if you want advice ask them what they did right. Something about ppp and “red boards” from what I can gather.All joking aside, you would need old school gatekeeping which was mostly thrown out the drain by the political crowd immediately crying if something doesn’t fit their specifically defined politics (thanks tumblr for starting it). Frankly it’s all comics so everything should be allowed, and people should be having fun with it. I mean fuck man, anybody remember the Ellie story times? The Amelia Bedelia ones? Maybe its more due to comics and cartoons trying be taken more seriously, but at the end of the day we still need to be able to make jokes and have a good time. If you got nothing nice to say just call someone a faggot then walk away. No need for the drawn out bullshit that happens nowadays.And for fucks sake you people need to remember to tell Boco to shut up.
>>151098988neat
Who was the idiot who thought of firing someone who is seeking redemption and to become a hero?
>>151071606That sounds terrible and inappropriate.Uh, how did you achieve it?
Enjoyed this more than I expected.So any comics with a similar tone that aren't Invincible? Also villains turned superheroes
>>151101814Blonde Blazer? She wanted to shake things up a bit.
>>151101848Top 10 by Alan Moore is pretty good, it's more about loose cannon cops than actual turned supervillains
>>151101848Jupiter's Legacy 1 and 2.
>>151101888Damn bitch. She should’ve been there instead of RobertNow all the blame falls on him
>>151071297Has anyone noticed how fucking tall this nigga actually is, Flambae is like 6'4 and he's taller than him im pretty sure wtf.
Flambae is 100% a homo right?
>>151102347Yes.
>>151071297So do you get to punch her back later, or what?
>>151102653no
>>151071925Mr Du bois?
>>151102653She get dommed by Robert
>>151102372Is he really an Afghan? Seems more like a Turk to me.
>>151102746According to his rap sheet, yes. Maybe he left the country at an early age or fled once he got his powers? I noticed that his ring and pinky had been chopped off. Wonder what led to that.
>>151071463It was kind of a dick move for them to make you choose between Coupe and "the guy voiced by penguinz0." But I was surprised it only said 65% went with Sonar.
>>151081926Blazer led you on, then dumped her honestly pure boyfriend over it.Shes also a corpo bitch. I rather take the "i fan fix her" option.
>>151102653no but you can go on a date with her
>>151081926>1% told BB about the nip slipgoddamn that's brutal>>151102952>honestly pure boyfriendthe music they were playing when you find out he's BB's boyfriend made me think they were going full omni-man, which is why I didn't tell him about the BB kiss
>>151102924>>151071463I think the bigger dick move was to name a character "To Cut",then show her be the first one to try and sabotage others.
>>151091742every board accepts an equivalent, for example /tg/ had a dedicated storytime thread every time a new Dungeon meshi chapter came out(manga). See you in the 5-6 chaper threads friend
>>151103043I like to think Xer's upset because its a straight white male series.
>>151071297>only 2 romanceable femalesand they call it an rpg. this is what the sin of celebrity voice acting allows
>>151103100They will probably will show more options in the future episode
>>1511031022 little 2 late
>>151103102We’re halfway through the season and the achievements only show three possible endings. Get with Blazer, get with Visi, or stay single.
>>151102904Considering his powers could be an oath thing, or Mecha Man's first encounter
is this /co/'s Thunderbolt Fantasy
Watching the new episodes I preferred Blazer cause HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT but now with post-nut clarity I realize Invisibestgirl is objectively the only correct option. Robert genuinely is gonna be able to change her for the better which is NEVER gonna happen to any of us in real life. Blazer is a good friend but she is just so painfully white corporate woman HR department.I'm also very excited to see what Phenomaman is up to next, my boy is just fucking great. I really hope he doesn't end up becoming evil or some lame ass shit like that, he's got so much more in him than just Evil Superman #7386645
>>151103219She needs fixing too, just not as severely.She genuinely feels like she's barely worth anything with the amulet off
Will mechaman someday will upgrade his mechasuit to be scary
>>151102991The biggest dick move is Blazer telling you to cut someone on the next shift after the teams “best shift ever”, and committing to cutting someone immediately after seeing all eight of them actually stood as a team for the first time ever. Not to mention she’s only firing them for a reason that she wouldn’t have let you cut Invisigirl over.Considering it’s a rehabilitation program for criminals, Blazer is just fucking over someone’s life solely because she felt a little quirky and independent that weekend.
>>151091710>All of the cutscenes are pre-rendered now.Which is criminal, as that means no 3d models in the game files. The r34 would be piling in right now if they were, especially as Invisigirl’s is ready to go for that purpose already.
Don't do workplace romances, guys Remember this awkward fling in high school? Now scale it up and add huge consequences potential.Also, folks who fish for partners at work are usually this way because there's enough wrong with them to be unable to long-term get with anyone else.Mecha man goes solo
>>151099102There a toonami thread, right nowThat's anime
>>151103577>Remember this awkward fling in high school?
>>151099220There is but you need to check your local bookstore to find it.
>>151071297Cool
>>151103007Sex. Sex with Sonar.
>>151103305>like she's barely worth anything with the amulet offand she's right she's not, without the blonde blazer persona she's just some stupid alcoholic middle management bitch
>>151098988That comic was hot, better art than the others
>>151103560I believe it was a decision from the higher ups and she has a closer relationship with Invisigal for some reason. SDN is still a corp at the end of the day and Z Team are bottom of the barrel
>>151105019excellent
>>151102301Waterboy is 6'4"" from his bio so yeah he's tall as fuck
>>151105102Yeah she's only your immediate superior, she's not the one in charge of everything.
>>151102301He also shrugged off getting hit by a car pretty easily
>>151103577>remember that awkward HIGH SCHOOL ROMANCE you had?>when you TALK TO and FLIRT WITH WOMEN>make sure not to do it at your JOB>it'll be just like WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND IN LOVETh-thanks for the tip...
>>151105102>I believe it was a decision from the higher upsyou have no evidence to support that, that's just wishful thinking on your part
>>151105175The creators of it did a canon one shot thing in the universe that gives insight into the SDN side. No hard evidence no but a reasonable assumption since there is no hard evidence either way. Blazer's not the top boss that handles the programs as a whole as other Anons said. It was also already explained how Phoenix Program / Z Team was already at risk of being liquidated completely before Robert got brought in. Them also fixing up Mecha Man's suit might have also been a factor since that can't be cheap
>>151099381>Talk about western comics or cartoonsThey suck so nah. All the interesting shit is being done in other mediums, because they sell better.
>>151105461I mean we can try to find some wbecomicsA few have been doing good I think
>>151089959it's the do your civic duty spammer
>>151103577>Remember this awkward fling in high school?y-yes i sure remember it
>>151105019hi moist critical
>>151071297>Proves him right by being emotionally unstable
So, i finally played the game and i really liked the dispatching part of the game.Is there other games similar? I know Cultist Simulator is kinda similar and has a branching story, any others like it?
>>15110297999% of players weren't so autistic to go "hey, your nipple is out" since telling her the dress is too small as a less sledge hammer way to indicate it doesn't count
>>151105253>since there is no hard evidencethere's no reason for her to lie and say it's her idea if it wasn't > Blazer's not the top boss that handles the programs as a whole Doesn't need to be to cut someone, it's just wishful thinking on your part
>>151106242https://store.steampowered.com/app/443810/This_Is_the_Police/This is the game they were clearly inspired by read: ripped off the Dispatching section from. Anons on /v/ said it's good but the sequels go downhill.
>>151071581>cutie>brown-asian mexicanOf course a brown like you would think browns are cute.
Dude, be a bit more patient if you’re going to put no effort into blending in
>>151105461So fuck off to the other boards then faggot retard
>>151103191Fuck no
>>151103043>>151103049Again, would /a/ put up with something like this?
>>151106242>So, i finally played the game and i really liked the dispatching part of the game.So it's NOT /co/
>>151106975yep
>>151079045Did they post this just to pretend they didn't just make her a 1:1 Vi recolor? Why is everyone pretending she's not?
>>151107148who cares
>>151107148Invisigirl is just your average "asian tomboy" only they traded the strip of dyed hair for a piercing.
>>151107148It's from the artbook that comes with the deluxe version alongside the comics.
>>151071297Blonde Blazer:>saves you from bandits>gives you a job>sets up repair of your robot suit gratis when you thought it was hopeless>dumps the most powerful superhero on the planet to open herself up to you>buys you dinnerInvisigal:>delinquent punk bitch who can't follow basic directions>seriously I needed you for like three fucking missions while your ass was heading to that swingset you cunt>can't even buy her own popcorn, but my ass who is too poor to even own any furniture besides a plastic lawnchair (holy shit) is going to improve herWhy is this up for debate
>>151107317Because >"let's shake things up, tee hee"vs>"I am now the second worst preforming employee and that is all the validation I need"
>>151107317because Blonde Bitch cheated on P-man and made me fire someone from the fucking rehab program >dumps the most powerful superhero on the planet to open herself up to youBros before hoes bitch
>>151074394Ironically enough, that's exactly the reason that had me keep her. Sonar's comparatively adjusted enough to (probably) find a way to do well in society at large. He's got the education, he'll find a way for himself.Look me in the face and tell me you don't see releasing Coupe out into society as anything but a ticking time bomb. Granted, it's better than half odds Sonar's going to recidivate and start committing white-collar crime, but Coupe is absolutely going to leave a body count- and no, I don't mean in bed.
>>151106242the dispatching game remind me a little of Lobotomy Corporation (SCP esque management game)
>>151107377Sonar's an addict, he needs to stay in the program and if he falls off then he's back to square one.The assassin bitch is just bad news.
>>151107317The P-Man situation brings down Blazer's score a bit while Invisigal actively dreaming of Robert plowing her brings her score up for people.
>>151107396The assassin bitch has openly admitted that the only thing keeping her in line right now is the paycheck from Phoenix Program.I'd rather have a cocaine addict out on the street than a psychopath for hire.
>>151107343To be fair, Phenomaman is super autistic and only cared about her BB persona rather than her true self. >>151107381Eh not exactly since that's more chaotic but it would be a fun development if this ever got a sequel.
>>151107451I'm of the opposite opinion. Keep the coke addict in Addicts Anonymous and on the same team as his sponsor, and put the psychopath in jail.
>>151107377Sonar barely keeps himself together even in the program, given if you send him on the drug bust he solves the case by swiping all the coke.Add to him going out of his way to help keep Robert's identity safe and it's enough to make me keep him
>>151107473I avoided sending him to the drug bust since it was an obvious trap with all the sabotaging going on. Pretty sure Prism was the anonymous caller but would have to listen again.
>>151107487The assassin bitch was the caller.
>>151107496No, Prism laughs after the fact if you send batboy since she says thats the first cocaine related favor she's had to call in in years.
>>151107377>>151107396You two are missing the big issue Sonar covered for/kept secert you being Mecha Man, firing him after that is just wrong >>151107451>I'd rather have a cocaine addict out on the street than a psychopath for hire.One would think sending back to jail or keeping tabs on the ex villain who got cut who be Blonde Blazer's job or at least somebody on the SND should have at least put an ankle monitor on them
>>151107512>You two are missing the big issue Sonar covered for/kept secert you being Mecha Man, firing him after that is just wrongDoes he know? I've played through several times and haven't noticed that. Although I guess there was the breakroom scene, but I don't think Sonar was even paying attention (the loud grinder sound).
>>151107180It's an emo Vi recolor with the piercing moved over
Why does BB and IG reminds me of those two chicks from the Witcher?
>>151107582This is one of those "getting boss baby vibes, says person who has only ever seen boss baby" posts.
>>151107600As I recall, the contrast between Yennefer and Triss was between one who accepts you for your nature, and one who actively wants to improve you as a person.The dynamic here is a slightly different contrast, but just as interesting- the difference between one who wants to help you, and one you can potentially help.
>>151107600Because this is a basic "one girl is outwardly perfect but a little boring inside, and the other girl is outwardly wild but inwardly needy and unstable" love triangle.
>>151072275kill yourself backseat jannie
>>151106570Too grimdork a series
>>151107744Did you draw that?
>>151107061No they fucking wouldn't
>>151107442>this game is literally the only decent superhero content we have gotten in years and the only thing worth discussing nowadays.Then fuck off retardIf you're not here for comics or cartoons you are a loathsome parasite
>>151107317>>151107338>>151107343>>151107600>>151107753Not /co/Fuck off
>>151107442Do you even read comics?
>>151073329Thanks, I couldn't really find the scene.
The Blond Blazer twist villain flags just grow exponentially with every episode.
>>151108536Goddamn this faggot is annoying
>>151107544look at the webm>>151071297 notice the part where it cuts back to Sonar and he stops burying his nose in his magazine and has a surprised looking expression
>>151108760The twist is that there's finally a NotSuperman and a NotSupergirl and neither of them are a subversive villain. >>151108764Really? I find it funny that someone has been spending his weekend like this, and he doesn't even do it for free
>>151072038My theory is he has the same issues as Waterboy when it comes to confidence, which is why his powers end up firing back on him(ha) whenever he fucks up. Banking on him giving Waterboy some advice later on down the road.
>>151108895I hope they do some utility combos like creating mist smokescreen
>>151108895Rooting for Flambae/Waterboy.
>>151071297hey wait a sec-
>>151109691I'd prefer Flambert to happen but I know that is certainly unlikely. Besides Flambae doesn't like Waterboy anyway.
>>151110175Enemies to lovers, man.
>>151107744>>151110105Indeed
>>151110207But there's so much more going for Flambae and Mecha Man. They've been rivals for years it seems and Flambae has been desperate for a rematch. That's about as peak you could get with enemies to lovers. It's like something out of a fujos wet dream when watching a shonen anime. Think Baku and Deku from MHA.
>>151110307they weren't rivals of any sort, Mr Wet Ponytail just held a grudge after being busted that one time.
I'm behind on my cartoons. Um. What's Dispatch? This looks like it might be better than most of what's one, but oof, that wishes-it-was-2D animation...
>>151110481Still more of a foundation than what we have with Waterboy.
>>151071808>Blonde Blazer will obviously turn out to be the villain or at least connected to ShroudBB is Shroud's daughter, Mandy has Shroud's hair and eye color, BB said she would tell Rob her origin story one day in eps1. Invisigal probably worked for Shroud and planted the bomb on MM suit so no matter which girl you pick Robert will fined out his gf has been hiding this melodramatic secret and feel betrayed because it's a Telltale game and 95% of the choices mean nothing. Also BB and Invisgal are almost definitely roommate, they both vaguely mention having a roommate, Invisgal is wearing BB earrings and BB says even though she shouldn't play favourites, she's was not going to cut Invisigal from the team.
>>151100943Telltale is dead, long live....whatever studio is making this.
>>151110565AdHoc, which is the writers and directors from Telltale who left when they went bankrupt
>>151110565Adhoc! They're mostly made of prior Telltale employees. Figures.
>>151110578>>151110581How long before they make the same mistakes?
>>151110591They don't seem to feel the need to keep buying expensive IPs and realized that they can just make a good story with OCs, so same mistake seems unlikely
>>151110591They already kinda did. This one has less interactivity and choices and consequencers than walking dead.All the cutscenes and fights are pre-rendered so you don't even get that modicum of Sierra point and click walkaround immersion or reactive QTE
