>Who eats a Mounds Bar?
>>151080856I can understand why they nerfed Gleen's sexual perversion,but why did they turn him into a bitter unpleasant asshole?
>>151080856People with nut allergies that like to live dangerously.
>>151080919Meanwhile, Chris's sexual perversion gets more extreme every season.
I like the version we have down here>>151080993Quagmire doesn't need to go to onlyfans and other porn sites
I'm Glenn Quagmirehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMSmJ9HgfIg
>>151080856I don't get the hate
>>151080856people who don't give a shit about your problems with hyperkalemia
>>151080933Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don't. Because sometimes you feel like a nut.Sometimes you don't.
I used to dislike the almonds in almond joys, so I got mounds despite preferring milk chocolate to darkthen I started liking the almondsthen any chocolate-adjacent candy got suuuper unaffordablethen the quality went through the floor so at this point it's just brown wax with some flakes inside, so I don't bother.
>>151081018I love Bounty
>>151080919>>151080993Chris is just the next gen taking over
>>151080919Family Guy's Halloween episode this year literally ends on a Quagmire sex joke. They've downplayed his rape-y side, but he's still every much the sexual deviant we all know and love.
>>151080856Grump Quagmire
>>151080856Joe and Quagmire very dysfunctional.
>>151081502damn bro thats nuts
>>151082455Bounty loves you
>>151081018>Quagmire doesn't need to go to onlyfans and other porn sitesIf I recall correctly Family Guy did a gag where Quagmire somehow didn't know that Internet porn was a thing. Once he finds out he goes on a gooner spree and ends up with a huge masturbation arm like in pic-related.
>>151080919He looks like one
>>151086150>like in pic-relatedthat's literally from that scene
>>151081018>>151082455... Oh THAT's what Aqua were singing about in that song of theirs that wasn't "Barbie Girl."
>>151080856>2-3 times a day for 25 years
>>151083125>but he's still every much the sexual deviant we all know and love.No he's not. That episode has a great example of what's wrong with modern Quagmire in the scene where he's putting on his halloween decorations. Lois comments on how real the sex dolls look and he just scoffs and says "that's the idea" on an annoyed tone. Even when making sex jokes they can't write him as anything but a grumpy old man now, he used to be happy.
>>151080856mounds is pretty good
>>151087783Many such cases where the women turns the man into a bitter eunuch
>>151080856How come the internet never embraced Quagmire as a tumblr sexyman?
>>151087664>>like in pic-related>that's literally from that sceneSo it is like it, huh?
>>151080919>becomes a bitter unpleasant asshole because he can't have sexso... 4channers
People who go "eeeeeew coconut!" like fucking toddlers are the same people who stick their tongues out at pickles or pineapple on pizza or are scared of spiders. Grow the fuck up.
>>151088480>just have bad taste, chud!No way faggot(Tbh pickles aren't that bad but they're overused in meals that don't need them)
>>151088325Quagmire, you're a rapist.
>>151088456Quagmire fucks all the time. He's canonically a ladies man. The show flanderized him into a rapist over time the same way it over exaggerated all the characters.
This seems personal.
>>151089590>look him up>realize it's the "Over the Rainbow" guy>check his death details>weighed more than ONE THOUSAND POUNDS at the time of deathFucking Hawaiians, man.
>>151088480Coconut and pickels does suck and only people with shit taste enjoy those foods. Anyone who's says Pineapple on pizza is gross usually like coconut and pickels which makes sense that retards don't like good food. Anyone who hates spiders that isn't living in Australia or the jungles of Africa are pussys.
>>151081018the dark chocolate version is objectively better
>>151089641my knees hurt just reading that
>>151089641why didn't they touch on the allegations that he was cheating on his wife while she was home taking care of their young daughter?
>It's a "the writers try to gaslight us that Quagmire is actually a good person" episode.
>>151086150
>>151089641>Dole Hawaiian plantations existed solely to feed one man
>>151091620Definitely a better person than brian
