Why doesn't Peter just fuck Aunt May. It would solve all his love troubles.
>>151083722She trusts a nigger over his own nephew who revived her through Mephisto so no.
>>151083934Who
>>151084475Exactly.
>>151083722She'd rather fuck his entire rogue gallery
>>151083934She doesn't know though
>>151083722Gilf pussy?I dunno bro.I've plowed enough cougars and "sweet lonely old women" at my old job to tell you that their more trouble then they're worth.
>>151086960lol where do you work, at a nursing home?
>>151086960Tell us more
>>151086960Peter prioritizes Aunt May over his love life so the solution is to make them the same thing
>>151086813I cant believe they were cucking uncle ben since the early issues
eventually aunt may will be younger than peter
>>151087627>>151086813Who HASN'T cum in her dusty old pussy?
>>151086813
>>151083722She’s current being blacked by a senior citizen black man at FEAST. Let aunt May live her life with BBC.
>>151088924Based
This is Ricardo, May’s current lover at FEAST
I wish, Peter, Aunt May, and that nigger Miles were raped and murdered. I'm sick of hearing about spoiderman. He is a boring character. Please stop talking about him.
>>151083722I saw a panel with them in bed posted here some time ago.
MCU Peter probably did.
>>151089936>old fartMarvel is so boring
>>151088902Cracks me up every time
>>151083722There's a paradox. Peter traveled back in time, impregnated May, and returned to the present, where he is May's son.
>>151089936Why do Jews love BMWF so much? Everything that comes out of America seems to have this gross shit
incest is wrong and gross. also because she's ugly
>>151093049>>151092694Why does Marvel hate Uncle Ben
>>151093064Aunt May wants girth anon.
>>151092694>>151093049This is still canon to me
Peter Parker is a joke
>>151093096Because he got himself killed. Even Jay Jameson Senior, who’s a whole generation older than Ben, hit to pull that May pussy.
>>151093074She is not even related to Peter
Why did they make the old woman into the biggest whore >>151093111>Aunt May sleeps with Peter's Dad and is his actual mother who comes up with this stuff?
>>151093223she was his mom for a while until Marvel walked back on it and made it non-canon
>>151093126Not canon anymore thanks to spencer but this is however
>>151093272Trouble was published over a single year and made non-canon before it even finished
>>151093126>Peter Parker is a jokeI suggest you lay off the bullshit or when I am done with my current storytime I will storytime this book>>151092694or maybe I will do OMD just to piss you off.
>>151093126>>151093300>Not canon anymoreIt was canon for ten years
>>151093332For a couple months Aunt May was Peter's Mom
>>151093260>Why did they make the old woman into the biggest whoreThat's usually what happens to female characters when writers have no idea what to do with them
>>151093375But it's not canon anymore so what do I care. You see anon once something becomes non-canon it automatically loses it's relevance such is the case here. At any rate you should be more worried about the fact that MJ fucked paul that's been canon for three years now and you can bet your ass it will be canon for 15 years maybe even 20 and it stll won't be undone. Besides you should be more worried what possible effect this event may cause next year. maybe a reboot of 616 universe won't happen just yet but this will bring it closer to happening some day and eventually it will."This June, the Marvel Universe faces ARMAGEDDON! Crafted by industry superstar Chip Zdarsky, ARMAGEDDON will impact the entire Marvel Universe, changing the face of Earth's Mightiest Heroes in a way not seen since Avengers: Disassembled, the event that redefined the team for the 21st century. Groundwork for the event will be laid in upcoming storylines in Zdarsky and Valerio Schiti's Captain America as well as recent developments in the Ultimate Universe, specifically Miles Morales returning home with Origin Boxes in Ultimate Spider-Man: Incursion #5. Armageddon Assembles in June"
>>151093682Will ARMAGEDDON effect the spider-man line oh yes the day will come when they do reboot it it's coming anon I can almost taste it and then you will have to deal with a very much alive Harry Osborn and Gwen Stacy not clones this time no the real deal.
>>151093682>>151093727
>>151093837no good this does not work anymore anon ARMAGEDDON will set the path for a reboot of 616 Marvel Universe. Soon none of 616 Spider-Man history will matter it's over.
>>151093896>the reboot in question
>>151093300That ain't canon it's all in Cvckphisto's imagination.
>>151083722Marvel would be saved if they just retconned it to have May adopt a teenage MJ and then May, MJ, and Peter all fuck each other in a hot three way romantic relationship.
>>151093727We have Spider-Gwen for that.And Harry will come from the current Ultimate Universe
>>151094075The ultimate universe is going to blow up and all the good shit from it will die off sadly.
>>151094073It’d be hotter for MJ to have an affair with Aunt May
>>151094075Marvel is going to merge the Gwens eventually, the instant the old guard retire there isn’t going to be any reason to keep them separate