Will they be getting any particularly popular zoomer celebs to voice them too?
Sherk don't go
>>151096040>Shrek's daughter has the correct eye color nowYou can't tell me that the people making this movie give a shit if they only realized after the first teaser was released.
>>151096040Tom Holland and Tom Holland
>>151096040>one of them has broccoli hair
>>151096040>announced February 2025>in the Macy's parade in winter 2025>comes out June 2027Genuinely what the fuck is this marketing strategy?
>>151096040>broccoli hairdreamworks n disnye be cookin on jah fr
>>151096310Trying to make people hyped
>>151096565>zoomer sonIts ogre
Of course they will, it's Dreamworks
>>151096040as a zoomer i'm not excited to see this pic related looks like some shit a white woman in her 30's would comissission a random artist on facebook to draw of her family as shrek characters
>>151096040>right ogrestraight up
>>151096040Oh thank god they didn’t make the boys fat worthless slobs. Also this 2-D art is cute.
>>151096310To release on John movies birthday
>>151096040Felicia’s necklace looks important
>>151096237Well,it’s better that they changed it now and hopefully she’s blue-eyed going forward
>>151096040Goddamnit, I hope this movie bombs.
>>151096040>>151096237>Daughter has wrong eye color in teaser>People make headcanons that one of the sons is trans>It gets corrected in later promotional materialKek
>>151096040>Fergus>Mr Beast>Farkle >Timothée Chalamet
>>151096040I can't belived the meme became real
>>151096040Cool!
>>151099669I want to commission fiona porn from that artist
Why
>>151096310Shrek is eternal. A mere whisper of Shrek content will fuel the American economy.
>one son has the broccoli hair from 2021>the other has the Edgar mexicano hair from 2023This is gonna be simpsons level outdated
I'm sure the story won't center around Shrek being mean and ogre-like towards his family and having to learn the error of his ways.
>>151102342Expect really heavy handed social political messaging.>Dad why can't you just accept that me and Kunta Kinte love each other?>Shrek: I DON'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE... BECAUSE HE'S DIFFERENT OKAY?!*pause in the story to give the audience time to gasp**Fiona and the rest of the family look at Shrek in disgust*>"WHAT? WHAT'D I'D SAY?"
>>151100840Out of curiosity, what are you wanting?
>>151102483I want tender romantic nudity with handholding
>>151102672Scandalous anon, absolutely scandalous
>>151096040>the broccoli cutits over
>>151102483Boy I sure can't wait for the inevitable scene where Shrek and Fiona are sharing a romantic moment together and Fiona quips>"Shrek is love"and then Shrek responds>"Shrek is life"I am SO looking forward to this amirite fellow memesters?
>>151103066Naw, if anybody says that it'll be some weird fanboy/fangirl character that is a shrekaboo and says it and then another character will be like 'that meme is old, lame'
>>151103174The teaser trailer for the new Shrek movie was literally just the main cast looking at Internet Shrek memes, them announcing Zendaya is in it, and then playing Smash Mouth.People HATED it. So the writers are definitely the type to shove in cringe memes into the movie but maybe the backlash toward the teaser might give them second thoughts.
>>151103189Teaser in question:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiwL74KyJQ
>>151102483I think Fionna would be ideal for some giantess art.
>>151102283Zoomers still use that hair
>>151096040Did they do twerking Shrek yet?
>>151103398>Did they do twerking Shrek yet?Yes they in fact did. It's like 4 seconds into the teaser for the new movie posted here >>151103194https://youtu.be/KbiwL74KyJQ?t=4
>>151103194Looks fucking based.Why are we pretending to hate this again?
>>151103926SAAAAAAR REDEEM THE SHREK
>>151103926hello pajeet
>>151102283The first Shrek movie had fucking All-Star two years after everyone was sick of hearing it played on the radio nonstop.
