Heh
>>151106243I hate the trope of "Ooh, I'm a scary monster who kills people, but this one person just so happens to be disabled, so that means I won't kill them."
>>151106335Don't worry anon, I'm sure you're disabled enough to find your monster some day.
>>151106335monsters, ghosts, fairies and urban legends tend to all operate on some sort of "logic" or "ruleset", because that's what makes them fun and interesting.There's no fun in a thing that just kills people except for just the spectacle, but when you apply some arbitrary rule to it, it become interesting. Take Bloody Mary, for instance. She only appears and kills you under a very specific set of circumstances.
>>151106335He actually did the right thing to survive the legend. If you say yes, no or just stay quiet she kills you after showing her mouth. If you say something like "I'm married, lady" or "you're not my type" you survive, I guess complimenting her voice would work
>>151106335To be fair it also fits in the logic of her myth since he has the perfect "noncommital" answer to keep her on the hook.
>>151106335
>>151106243https://youtu.be/F-A2w8fQMJ0?si=ONFHD429V8c-9cb8Go to 1 minute in and a cartoon that aired on toon Disney ha more balls and is scary then this web comic.
>>151106533It's clearly not supposed to be scary?
>>151106561Still less balls.
Biggie Smalls
Biggie SMalls.
biggE smalls
>>151106335https://yokai.com/kuchisakeonna/
>>151106335>is clearly a vengeful spirit that kills people based on their negative reaction to her face>guy responds positively because (he can't see, undenounced to her)>spirit isn't compelled to kill now, and is flustered by the compliment/date proposalIt's not that hard to follow anon.
>>151107664I mean, she also kills you if you say no because she'll consider it a lie, so, yeah, blindness is your only hope.
>>151105850Hey, it is Liam.
the joke is porn
>>151107783>HHRR HRR THE JOKE IS PORNYes, dipshit. Porn is funnybutts and boobs are funny. cocks are funny.This is an intrinsic facet of humanity since time immemorial. There is ancient graffiti in places like greece and egypt that are sex jokes.To deny the humor of porn is a denial of humanity itself. Be better.
>>151108610Anon, think of the ad revenue..
>>151108658kill yourself
>>151106374Kek
>>151108658You're right, >>151108610 is hilarious.
>>151107754YOU HAD YOUR FUN WITH MURDER DRONES NOW GIVE US MORE CORDIE GODDAMNIT
>>151106533Wait, normally red is positive and black is negative. Why would he reverse that?
>>151108705But he's right
>>151106335Slit-mouth Woman isn't some dime store slasher villain, she's a myth. She has rules.
>>151107729No, if you tell her that you're married, or that her looks are just average, she'll let you go. If you tell her that you're late for an important meeting or have to run because you've got to catch the train, she'll actually apologize to you for wasting your time.
>>151106243sauce?
>>151108839You're forgetting one very clear, very easy solution
Requests?I've only time for one
>>151106243A gorgon lady had worked better.
>>151108927I request you find more time.
>>151108975if only, anon.if only.
>>151106448Why is Nami blind?
>>151108927They go out to buy a new TV together and go to a store and she switches between the TVs. Maybe one where she asks if her butt looks big coming out of the screen.
>>151108927can the request be handholding?
>>151108927These two kissing
>>151109081I assume he meant related to OP, anon.
>>151108795What about the cube?
>>151109098NO
>>151109081regarding the threads subject matter, anon
>>151109072thats a mirror anon sama
>>151105850
>>151109095The request stands
>>151109216Yeah I meant mirror, I was mixing up with Saidiko or w/e her name is. SAME SHIT STILL A THING TO BUY BE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEE.
>>151109263Hey man I'm all for daughter x mother incest, so go for it.
>>151108927A tale told as such>Anon watching TV>Anon's mom warns Anon he will ruins his eyes if he watches TV so up close>Anon claims it's a lie>suddenly japanese ghost girl charges Anon and kisses him hardAlternatively if you want a lewd request, the ghost girl slams her butt in Anon's face.
>>151109228Parted the Red Sea
>>151109228batman would never do this
>>151105850Where's the check out how hard I can pee edit?
>>151108813>Slit-mouth Woman isn't some dime store slasher villainThough not for lack of trying by filmmakers.
>>151106335the slit mouth woman is an old japanese urban legend, it's pretty common with those that you can fool or confuse the ghost so it wont kill you if you say the right thing
>>151109518>ms 8 feet tall>slit mouth woman>teke tekewhy is the scariest thing to the japanese is a woman with something slightly wrong with her
>>151109571theres also a weird plethora of bathroom-based ghosts tooAka Manto, Hanako san, Kashima ReikoGuess another japanese fear is "what if you were in the bathroom and someone else was there"
>>151105850>Get summoned by ugly manlet>asked out by ugly manletdamn even monster girls gotta experience the ick
>>151109571Spooky lady with something off is a constant throughout the entire world, anon. White lady is an entire category.Also I'd say there's more than something slightly wrong with teke teke.
>>151105850Creepy.
