Nothing Ever Happens editionPrevious nothing: >>151092193
>>151106852i was worried there for a moment
I need to see Dirk's gay porn edits
>>151106859No reason to.
>>151106938
>>151106952hes such a cutie <3
>>151106988was walking around with my friends on halloween and the kids really do just say this randomly
>>151107005those lips need to be around my dick
>>151106988when is gen a like this
>>151106988what are they doing? 67?
>>151107330???
>>151106952shoulda named him swift
>>151106938>>151106952Can we talk about how he just goes to bed after wiggling his sword in the air for a few moments? What's up with this guy?
>>151107019
>>151107539erotic
was tempted to post this in the genderbender thread but, are we even allowed outside of this thread?
>>151107583Best not to find out, stay home.
>>151107626aiight, bet
>>151107724Good...
>>151106852I forgot about Homestuck summarize it for me
>>151106988is gen alpha DOOMED!?>>151107005Lust provoking image
>>1511079544 kids play a game
>>1511079544 kids play a game. It starts with comedy and fun characters, gets into cool action and ends with gay drama and a multiverse shattering temper tantrum
>>151107954>Expecting the modern homestuck thread to remember anthing from the comic beyond surface-level details
>>151107954A series of fucked up events: a nerd who doesn’t know how to program, a cool swordsman who gets beaten up constantly, a dog that can only get bones through murder, a baking empress whose products are so unpopular she makes her new product clown murder. There is no end to the nightmares contained therein
>>151107954Four kids go on a magical time adventure to kill Betty Crocker.
>>151108110Jannitoriators purge this deviant now.
>>151107954A whole lot of dead kids.Jesus that's a lot of dead kids.
Your chances of being hypnotized to sleep by a Serket are low, but never zero.
>>151108251It is ALL the dead kids.
When the next Beyond Canon character is introduced we will all move on from swiss and forget him as we all forgot ly’lac
>>151107852He'd be a happy troll
You're implying we all read Beyond Canon
>>151108263Does it ever work on a human? Max a Serket can do is put 'em to sleep, no?
>>151107954a bunch of kids fuck around in their roomand then a bunch of kids fuck around in their room againand then a bunch of kids fuck around in their room again
>>151108302You might say they're stuck at home
>>151108286Spiritually, I’m correct.
>>151107954What would happen if you told ChatGPT to summarize the entirety of Homestuck?
>>1511079544 kids are playing a videogame.A weird magical game that takes place in real life. Like Jumanji I guess, but WAAAAAAAAY more dangerous.Bizarre metaphysical time travel shenanigans to the max.Everyone drives themselves mad trying to cope with predestiny.
>>151108282Karkat?Happy?
>>151106988Evan redemption arc when
>>151108405this apparently
god I'm so addicted to fluff. I just like seeing people happy, man
>>151108867halloween is over stop making me shit my pants
>>151108999nice trips but I was wondering why this thread started stinking all of the sudden
>>151107954Four teenage internet friends, John, Rose, Dave and Jade, play the game Sburb together. It triggers an apocalypse on Earth and transports them into the Incipisphere. They must complete quests on their personal planets to create a new universe.They are trolled by a group of aliens from another universe - Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, Equius, Gamzee, Eridan, and Feferi - who played their version of the game that failed ("Sgrub"). These 12 trolls come from a hierarchical world divided by blood color (left to right - lowest to highest on hemospectrum) called Alternia. Frendships form across timelines. The trolls' session of the game becomes entwined with the humans’ success.Sburb isn't just a game but a cosmic mechanism that seeds universes and sustains a cycle of destruction/rebirth. Time travel, alternate selves, and doomed timelines are factors. Characters must repeatedly loop through time to ensure events unfold 'correctly.'The story introduces an alternate version of the kids' guardians from a "post-scratch" universe, reborn with new backgrounds, including Jane (Nanna), Roxy (Mom), Jake (Grandpa), and Dirk (Bro) and a second group of trolls ("Dancestors") who are teenaged versions of the trolls' ancestors.Central to this plot is Lord English, a time-traveling villain who is a fusion of several characters, but mainly Caliborn, a cherub who has a sister named Calliope he shared a body with, but they eventually grew into seperate people. The goal becomes not just to beat the game but also to defeat Lord English.The characters work across timelines and deaths to build a new universe and escape the game. Terezi forces John to 'retcon' her decision to kill Vriska, which rewrites the story and creates a "perfect timeline" wherein Vriska can lead a ghost army against LE and sacrifice herself to let her friends John, Terezi, Karkat, Jade, Kanaya, Rose, Dirk, Jake, Roxy, Jane and Calliope escape and live.
>>151108263I hope it's the lamp nurse
RAAAGGHH DONT DIE ON ME THREAD
>>151110005Jesus, fine, here, have some con heir.
>>151107954An incredibly elaborate ICP fanfiction.
>>151107954An 8130 page essay about how a bad bitch can literally fix all your problems or ruin your life if you fumble her
>>151110119lmao
>>151110119If I had someone making shit like this, I would hold on and never let go. What the fuck, Dave.
>>151106852draw in the whiteboard or ur gayhttps://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
>>151106852good evening /hsg/ I hope you are all well today! Missed y'all <3
>>151110005VIVZIEPOP SHOULD'VE KEPT HER FURFAG PAWS OFF THE PILOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151110257/hsg/ is only back because of the pilot announcement
>>151110205There, a gay ass doodle just for you, whiteboardanon.
>>151110494cool!
>>151092966so uh is this actually vibri
>>151110747You must decide that for yourself, anon.
>>151110205here u go anon, have an eggbert
>>151110784cracked egg, like the trans metaphor, this is not john eggbert. This is now June Eggbert.you are a true artist anon, the subtlety of the meaning behind this work of art is outstanding
>>151110747Who fucking cares
>>151110872I am glad that someone can appreciate true art when it's seen
>>151106988I looked up 6 7 and it's genuinely so stupid. There's nothing actually funny about it.Even when people were laughing at shit like E there was something funny about it TO laugh at. You had the Farquad Markiplier edit, you had it deepfried to shit, you had the E itself be a joke because of the trend of absurdist memes before it devolving so much that now the joke is just E.6 7 just had no buildup, it's just a silly pose while saying 6 and 7. There's nothing to it at all. Anyway Lily and Evan a cutes.
>>151108867Petah, the highblood is here
If I wanted to create a user-voted story where would I post it? I was thinking Wattpad
>>151111056ok boomer
Blue Blood nurse when in the sequel?A look-a-like would be awesome because there's already two Vriskas.
>>151111056Yeah they're so cute together :)
>>151111056It's just a dumb nonsense joke. Kids love that kind of thing. I don't expect children to be grand arbiters of taste. Reminds me of when me and my friends parroted vines to each other in middle school. For what it's worth, I believe it originally comes from a rap lyric involving the "why was 6 afraid of 7" joke. But you certainly wouldn't know it just from looking at it.
>>151111272god Moonrunes is so based for drawing sd/pb characters fucking and sucking
>>151111272reading this in my head with an artificial voice splicing
hai homestuckies. what is up?
I AM GONNA CLAW OUT YOUR EYES! AND DROWN YOU TO DEATH!
>>151111540starting a little doodle of eridan in a wizard hat cause it's now a brainworm and trying to develop my own kind of art style as per usual. sup with you
>when i’m in a getting emasculated and raped, shitting my pants, and not fucking my wife competition and my opponent is Jake English
UNLEASH THE BEEEEEEEEEEEES
Do you think the Homestuck characters deserved it?
>>151107485his creator keeps instilling his autism into him instead of letting him be his own horseman
>>151111591not the bees!AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151110271Little by little we will seize the internet.
>>151111664Until being overshadowed again by Deltarune, Friday Night Funkin, or some other popular series that will make a mark into pop culture. Like, is your favorite series good if it kids slop or AI content is being made out from your franchise?
Hussie still racist?
>>151111540moving all my stuff to my new pc tonight. gotta reinstall all my brushes and shit to finish the wips
>>151110005If the thread is going to die let it die, wait until there's something to post about for some activity.
>>151111880There's always stuff to post about. I need someone to draw jake english as an english muffin. I just think it'd be funny af.
>>151111804nice, hope everything goes smoothly!
>>151111804try not to break anything
>>151111995this makes me so uncomfortable, i love it
day 17 of drawin6 aranea everyday. not really feelin' it today. I have an idea in mind, 8ut i'm too lazy to do it, so here is this. looks stran6ely like a 8lue Aradia than Aranea, 8ut whatever. see you tomorrow, /hsg/
>>151111770what if his name was mobster freakpin and he ate ass and sucked toes
So why does Swiss seem to have anger issues out of nowhere sometimes?
>>151112109Monster GYATTPIN
>>151112132He is a control freak so when someone doesn't follow his plans to the T he throws a fit.
>>151112132World's first male
>>151112132Dirk is using his narrative powers to directly control him. This causes Swiss a a lot of stress because Dirk's personality heavily clashes with how Swiss would act normally while not being controlled.
>>151112191>Creates tailor made species to do as he needs them to.>Still needs to micromanage to have it work.Yeah, that sounds like the kind of fuck up im expecting of Dirk.
>>151112033Beforus Gamkar oh fuck yes
>>151112212That one is one of my favorites
>>151112191>have full control of an entire species' development and culture ensuring they'll act exactly how you want them to>still need to directly control one because what if he doesn't act like I want?
>>151112258yahweh moment
>>151111272
>>151112358Lmao
>>151111995Where’s the Make Alternia Great Again on her red bat?
>>151112358KINO
>>15111235810/10can you make a version where it's mallum starting at his death grips poster?
I'd give anything to hang out with Damara on the beach.
>>151112611>Fang
Sketchy before bed
>>151112667hotdo you have any accounts you post on
>>151112667she needs a good smack on the ass
>>151112682garlicjam.tumblr.com>>151112686She built like a Honda Civic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vzVKjAZyjIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYbxERmDpIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pob_f_JfVWcDon't mind me boys, Just playing some Bangers.
How would Lime bloods would look like?
Dave but he's at a beach party.
>>151112358Hearty kek.
>>151112799I imagine like beforian karkat considering he was basically trying to blend in as one
Powerscaling Homestuck characters by their suicidal ideation.
got bored and started going back through some old threads in reverse order, I think I understand karkat a bit better now
KEK
>>151110257She could put them on it. She should get beaten up right after and taken to a court with no coherent charges against her. Then everything else will be fine
Best non-flushed couple I'm afraid
>>151113549Afraid Of WhatDo Not Be Scared
CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOPWIN DERBY WIN DERBY WIN DERBY
>>151113978Cursed.
HSG I just wanted to say that even though I Hate all of you, this is Still a better time than texting/mommying my needy leech friend who won't ever stop texting me about how sad and miserable he is while literally having a quite decent life. Always trying to bring me down to his level. Always trying to rope me into stupid shit. Always being rude and annoying.So just for today, fuck him and his stupid bisexual drama and huzzah to all of you.Now who wants to talk about Spades Slick?
>>151114110>Dirk after deciding to fuse himself with his species (it goes horribly wrong)
>>151114270Years from now, when everyone you know has moved on with their lives and no longer have any time for you, you'll think back on times like these as memories of a time you were important to somebody else, even if it was for a selfish reason
>>151114351No need to curse me lil bro. My life up until this point has been nothing but being the biggest loser. Why do you think I was on the Homestuck general to begin with?No I'm not abandoning his stalker ass even though he deserves it sometimes. But he needs to learn that I have a life outside of him and it's finally my time to be in the spotlight for once.I can have more than one friend
>>151114270Who up spading their slick
>>151114432All night every night.
>>151114432my bipolar nigga right there
>>151114486>most recent video is 4 weeks ago and has him happy.Seems to go from sick of it, to hate to happiness to me.
>>151114495Isnt dan hentschel just a parody channel?
>>151114598No he's really the Blue Gentleman in real life.
>>151114608He's blue for an AMAZING reason.
Is vriska redeemable? Is she more redeemable than other fictional characters like greed from fullmetal alchemist? Or Venom? Or Andrew Hussie? Or the woman next to this pink dog?Inquisitive minds must know the answers!
"Dave Strider... you're able to move your eyes to follow me when I stop time?"
>>151114626She shouldn't be, Vriska is one of those characters that never should get a redeeming arc
If Hussie was a better man he would've killed Sollux instead of Eridan so Aradia's up for grabs AND a more fun character lives
>>151111319I thought it was a sloppy sports reference. Not much difference either way, but still.
>>151114626the white woman craves for the doggy dick, seems its not only a lalonde thing
>>151114626Funny how Makima as powerful as she is can't even kill most of the Felt
>>151114658>oh tumblr is a male white collar drudge now that checks ou-WHAT HAPPENED TO HSG'S HAIR
>>151114822As a newgej fan can someone explain why /hsg/s hair should be orange?
>>151114847Soulless comic Soulless avatar of our sorrows
>>151114847Cause he just does okay?
>>151114626Do you need to be redeemed for things you did in a universe that doesn't exist anymore?
So how does Hussie feel about Umamusume? Not horse enough?
>>151114847There was some debate between black and orange hair, but people thought orange would be funner or rage-inducing.Of course, this was back when "gingers have no souls" was the height of comedy.
>>151113170Dirk no diffs everyone
>>151115123Nah he's a fake active suicide risk.
Dirk really believed that this place was fucking lame as fuck.
>>151113170rose >>>>>>>>>>>> dirk >>>>> everyone else
>>151115170Fake idgafer, Aradia took her bitch ass move and said take away the empty part.
>>151114847
>>151115156he was right
>>151114793most character cant kill most of the felt because of how utterly inconvenient or how much of a chore it is.
>>151115191this is the handmaid not aradia... but fine.the handmaid > rose >>>>>>>>>>>> dirk >>>>> everyone else
consensual hand holding with lilly
>>151112799Demons, part-dragons or troll Siberians, take your pick
>>151115052Too much anime, not enough horse.
Listening to Crunk Juice with Gamzee.
>>151115423Late night gaming and watching shows on adult swim with sollux
>>151115493Browsing old hypnofics with Vriska.
HS^2 sucked hard because it didn't randomly had the most wonderous music you've ever heard playing on a page about how Sollux couldn't find a decent place to get Doordash from anymore.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgG8lAVh-EA
>>151115625Dude I was catching up on the rerelease and got to [S] Prince of Heart Rise Up and it goes so hard. HSBC could never
Is it always this dead? I was gonna do a whole bit about being racist against sprites from sburb and how actually nannnasprite was leading them to their doom
Is there any rule to a Land's name? Is it just Land of THING and THING? Or is there a certain pattern to follow that I'm not seeing, aside from Space players always dealing with Frogs?
>>151115766It's related to your quest, and is therefore related to your personal growth. Other than that, hog wild.
>>151115766The only patterns are space player frogs (though you can always do your own thing, no two sessions are the same) and how the alphas all have [burial place] and [noble gas] because their session is void, everything is dead and they do nothing but wait (the alphas aren't heroes, they're nobles who just wait)
>>151115766I think it's tied to the stuff you used to make it. And individual 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVO0FXYAfKw
Daily reminder that davesprite isn't really a person with feelings and agents from the matrix have more automity from the system that controls them than the sprites do.Also pretty sure the existence of sprites ruined Homestuck narrative.
>>151115766THING and THING is kinda flexible as in the case of Land of Little Cubes and Tea. We could say maybe it has to make a funny acronym though.
>>151115802>This with BroleeIt's peak
Is there a place I can go to talk to the real names of old Hsg? An irc or a discord
>>151115766It can be whatever man. Literally anything in Homestuck can be twisted and used as metaphor if you do your own fan adventure or whatever. You can make it randomly with cool shit or with cool shit vaguely related to your character and their personality or issues or quest.Hell I've heard people say that Land of Heat and Clockwork somehow relates to Dave's abuse with all the Silent Hill style industrial shit. I don't know if I believe that but it sounds cool and could be something to explore if you feel like it.
>>151115824>the real names of old HsgIt's been 11 yearslet it go
>>151115842>Hell I've heard people say that Land of Heat and Clockwork somehow relates to Dave's abuse with all the Silent Hill style industrial shit.That sounds neat but probably only works in retrospect.
>>151115846I can't. I made a promise. I must have revengeOr at least show them how ahead in life I am compared to themo
>>151115851That's why I said it'd be cool but I don't know if that was what it was.I wonder what HS characters Silent Hills would be?
>>151115880moody is that you?
>page 7(pulls out defibrillators)WAKE THE FUCK UP(zaps the thread)
>Homestuck Animated Series has been Greenlitted alreadyWe win.Everyone else loses.This is the best doomed timeline.
Andrew if you somehow manage to fuck this up as you always do in an act of sick sabotage to give the finger to your fans I shall have you crucified with stupid little muppet plushies nailed to your cross as well :D
>>151116156>its realLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO, WE CAN'T STOP WINNING WOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18qOstKfUBA
>>151116156ITS REAL??????
>>151116177Fortunately, the show itself will only have light involvement from Andrew based on everything we've heard.He basically has to just not fuck up the act of sitting down and signing the contract that says "Yes, you can make an animated series".Let's hope he can pull it off.
>>151116156It's gonna flop so hard lmfao
>>151116156Homestuck's second renaissance begins NOW
>>151116201>He basically has to just not fuck up the act of sitting down and signing the contract that says "Yes, you can make an animated series".Fuck me this going to be a real nail biter.
>>151116216>The avalanche of anime-only youtubers making videos with titles like "Homestuck is BRUTAL" and "Homestuck just went INSANE" when the show gets to Act 4 (because that's where all the death and crazy shit really kicks off)
T3R3Z1 BROS... W3 JUST WON B1G T1M3!
Beware of mimes when you're the one in the box
>>151107457I need to see them fhyuck(or any of the new ancestors for that matter)<_<
https://files.catbox.moe/iryaot.mp4
I miss Gamzee BC team. I miss him a lot...
>>151106969i think so too, this is the first timei see him and i already want to cuddle himl and have sex with him. what's the name of his fanventure?
it actually brings a smile to my face to see daily /hsg/ threads agan after years of being nuked on sight.thanks, vivienne medrano
>>151106852PSA: You can get every Homestuck song in mp3 format here: https://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684
sauce? that art style looks familiar
>>151116156>nothing is set in stone yet>nothing is set in stone yet>nothing is set in stone yetThat shit is not greenlit, it just means they're talking.
>>151116571cope
>>151116590Delusional.
Feeling happy. Feeling ecstatic. Feeling silly, even at this news.
Gamzee. Put ya dick away Gamzee. I'm not havin' sex with you right now.
Begging the series to get to the Scratch.I NEEEEEED to see the show's Roxy so bad.
>>151116156>might actually get a canon voice for everyoneI'm shitting myself
HUSSIE WILL BURN IN HELL FOR TAKING IT AWAY FROM ME
>>151116771For me this is my Karkat, Equius, and Terezi voice headcanons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8dIpNcyEY
>>151113485Why is John brown?
>>151116156Oh wow, did not expect that.Guess it's time to reset the timeline back to '99
>>151116156>people now want the animated series to happenWhat made you people change your mind?
>>151116824I liked the pilot from the beginning and thought people online were being big faggots over it the whole time.
>>151116795>karkat randomly grunting in between words>equius deep and smooth>terezi 80's cartoon gremlin cartoon gremlin underling voicegod I hope they sound just like this
>>151116824I supported it from the get-go if only because it brought the threads back. now that it's getting serious I'm excited and hope they iron out the animation errors and writing criticisms looks like you only need 2 mill views to jumpstart a pilot after all, doomers
>>151116824the pilot episode gave me slightly hope since it doesn't look like they are going for the BC crowd.
Built to get honk'd
>>151116880Name a troll who isn't
>>151116902Damn you got me there bro.
If it does go through, what will be major changes? Be it characters removed, certain arcs or events changed, etc.
>>151116932They already said Acts 1-5 will stay pretty much the same (besides small changes like what you see in the pilot) while Act 6 is gonna be restructured
>>151116880its things like this that make me glad i went bi
>>151116201i dunno man... thats a pretty high bar for that motherfucker.
>>151116932Act 6 get entirely rewritten
>>151117185Aw that's cute
I wanna work on my mspfa but I have to write a stupid assignment about what job I want. Bitch IDK is "boring office job that pays well" an option?
>>151116156Something is actually happening?
>>151115766Far as i understood it the Land is "Main theme" and then "Quest objective to fix". Like say, you got a guy land in the "Land of Towers and Planes", so logically his consorts are having a problem of the Denizen or such orchestrating 9/11s.
>>151117318Clearly it would be his quest to orchestrate 9/11 for each tower on the planet
>>151116824The Pilots flawed, but far from worthless if you believe what they said of purposely rushing it as a proper prove of concept and how the actual Episode 1 would have changes.>>151117343See, theres the added fun in it: The planets being "defined" by just those two things mean you give people a easy idea of what it is, but at the same time can keep it very flexible in what it actually means as far as the Players theme goes.
>>151114643Dude, I have fucling shades on. How could you even tell that?
>>151117355>stop 9/11>cause 9/11>document 9/11>doubt 9/11Just like real life!
>>151117393>Consort population is split into 4-5 different groups that all have different ideas and opinions about the goddamn towers on the planet and what to do with the planes.
I told you sales merch did something to help get picked up!
>>151117401>consorts are all flightless birds and have never seen a plane, it's just legendary.
>>151117401>one faction is just debating the merits of the 9 or the 11 numerically, since that date is disconnected from thier entire experience.
>>151117422>The Player in particular is just confused how and why Skaia generated a planet wide 9/11 plot.
>>151117435>the player was raised jewish
Good morning, /hsg/.
>>151116932Despite amping up the action the violence and blood will be toned down. It's one thing to have kids swearing it's another to have them brutally murdered.
>>151117882fucking lame
>>151114626She's redeemable through John's cock.
>>151117882>they're gonna neuter or outright remove one of my favorite partsmaaaan
>>151116932They'll probably just trim the fat. And by trim the fat I mean purge Openbound and a lot of the drama (gimme an act 6 with nothin'!).I'm more interested in how they'll try to adapt, if at all, things like the Doc Scratch and Caliborn website takeovers. And Trickster Mode.
>>151116156I will always be a Vriskafags but until the anime onlys get to the trolls I will become God's Strongest Grimdork supporter. It's the best betakids ship full stop.
>>151116932What would they rewrite in Act 6?
>>151118170Trickster Mode musical number. It actually works hear me out.https://youtu.be/eBqsBBKxG5g?si=FevxjpSayHPcTgYP
>>151117882>the violence and blood will be toned downBut I like the violence and blood.
>>151117882Kids should be brutally murdered in stories, it teaches them if they waste too much feeling crying about their brother’s porn puppets there will be consequences
Hey question,How much of the troll species can one steal for their own work?I want to make a story involving a troll esque race mainly cause I like their biological caste system/ caste powers and what to know how much would be too obvious if I join sort of remade them for a story of my own.
>>151118353Who cares? Just do it.
>>151118353Some Homestuck fans have already done itThey were involved in making the pilot too
>>151118408Example of peope doing it?(the stealing troll race thing]
>>151107330https://www.planesculptors.net/set/the-furthest-plane-a-homestuck-mtg-set
>>151118370Yeah i want to but there'd be nothing more embarrassing than getting then getting called out of "Hey this is a homestuck" in your work.
Hey apparently there a trading project that got done for homestuck called strifestack.It's independentWhat do you think.
hell yeah more of this. updated sprites are neat as well. Kanaya's theme is super good too
>>151118547>endless fucking reams of text for characters who are going to be dumped from the story as a bad jokeit's funny how demented and pitiful a person can be when "subversion" and "anticlimax" becomes an obsession for them
>>151114351No need to be another person trying to drag anon down lol. The fact he has enough self-worth to recognize and resent when somebody's being a fuckin tool means he's on the right path to making better friends or at least not accepting shitty behaviour. I hope you do the same instead of just curling up and not trying anymore just because past connections faded away or didn't work out >>151114413>413blessed by the numerals of the prophet, good luck anon
>>151118560When backgroundish characters suddenly talk a lot, I usually expect they're going to die soon
>>151118547https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POy09x79WRk
>>151118491Be honest in author's notes or whatever that you were inspired by Homestuck. Being called out for being inspired by a popular geeky story is only embarrassing if you're a kid
>>151118252hot. I want to see more low8loods 8eing tortured, a8used, or 6enerally harmed in some way (it's my fetish)
>>151118623my response is usually "no shit it's Homestuck, he left a wound that will never heal and this is the only way to soothe the pain"
>>151118547Can we get a comparison between the old sprites and the updated ones? It's been so long I can't tell what the differences are.
>>151118491not really? someone asks "wait...... is this a Homestuck reference" you can just 6o "yeh" and that's it. it's not like some hu6e scandal that'll 6et you 8eheaded in the streets or somethin6
>>151118491Like the other anons have said, it's only really a problem if you try to hide it or deny it. If you're open about it, 99% of people will be like "cool" and the 1% that actually gets upset about it just aren't worth paying any attention to.
>>151118655here's a couple from some screenshots i just took, new on the left, old on the right
>>151118714I read homestuck a few months a6o, and the sprites on the left were already there though. I don't think they're really that new t8h
>>151118714jesus that Kanaya on the right, yuck, like a 50-year old chainsmoker
>>151118675>>151118710>>151118623Okay thats fair, now for the other slight problem What's good to leave out just in case hussie goes "copyright infringe" The most major changes are more variety of hair color and the horns are colored the same as the "blood"
>>151118723i meant new relative to myself (im partway through act 5 act 2) since this is a comparison between [S] Past Karkat Wake Up (on the right) and [S] Kanaya: Return to the core (on the left)
>>151116156I'm praying for them to let Hussie have a bigger hand in the show. I don't want the pilot version of the cast.
>>151118506>Hiding text to tell if it's John or June Egbert
>>151118764No it's John, the tag on the tumbrl said so.Though there's more than likely going to be a June
>>151118736just don't call them trolls and don't have them have the 6ray skin and you'll pro8a8ly 8e fine
>>151117185It just struck me that Lily's design really could be based on Anon. He could be her dad, given the age difference.
>>151118736Copying the hemeospectrum and its tie to a caste system might be too much.
>>151118786I copied just the blood colors honestly, it's just a fun detail if you ignore caste shit.
>>151118786eh, I don't think so. it's not *that* unique, and if you just call the species something else, it'll 8e like an entirely different thijng
>>151118797just make them actual bug people instead of humans with horns like trolls are
>>151118752ohhhh I see. okay yeah the sprites do o8viously look different later on
>>151118775But grey skin is hhhhooottt>>151118786Damn.The blood thing is right. ill try to keep a color ranking that's biologically innate some how but making it blood is too muchI also wanted to make it less hive queen birth focused but I that'll give me more work to do. I'll still try it but it'll be more work
>>151118818>>151118831yeah if you 6ive them antennas instead of horns it'll 8e significantly different. 8ug eyes may 8e pushin6 it, 8ut the antenna are definitely somethin6 to differentiate desi6ns. You can pro8a8ly keep the 6ray skin if you do the antennas
>>151118831>But grey skin is hhhhoootttWRONG the pitch-black ink skin of trolls adults, matched with vibrant blood color highlights, is way more hot
>>151118848>black skin>violent culture>eats bugsare trolls africans?
>>151118848correct. The condense is fucking peak.
>>151117882fucking how?Violence and blood are both major aspects of the trolls.
>>151118897>fucking how?LOL welcome to the castration of the property via being put through the modern media wringer
>>151118841I'm going to be honest, my literal only changes were scaleria colors, hair, and their horns being color coded as well, and there being no mother grub.I kinda wanted to do a scifi harme story where the dude gets a variety of caste btiches
>>151118918>sci-fi haremokay, yeah this is 8ased. 8ut a color-8ased caste system isn't like specific to Homestuck, so it'll 8e alri6ht i think
>>151118941Oddly for that my expanded idea was that the not-trolls had two bloody systems, one that fee their body and one that fed their powers. There were 7 colors and the shade pf your second blood color determined how strong the powers were,
>>151118859Maybe India considering they have scat Christmas.
>>151118985>7 instead of 12yeah I don't think you have anything to worry a8out 8ro. it's si6nificantly different from troll 8iolo6y
>>151118714Turn them back. I like Kanaya and her weird hair on the right.
>>151119041she's just so derpy lookin6
>>151118506>black johnDropped.
>>151119061it's just the li6htin6 8ro trust
>>151118506why is john's bulge so big
>>151119072He's BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN.
>>151119171not zesty enou6h
>>151119171still can't believe this guy got clubbed to death for not being funny enough
>>151119200Or beheaded if some count Paradox Space as canon
>series guaranteed unless hussie majorly fucks up for no reason at allYOU CAN'T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK!
>>151117185Yesss teach her the words of power she will need them for the journey ahead
>>151119231ima6ine 8eing such a pussy you 6et killed 8y a low8lood
>>151119239Surely Hussie can't fuck up again if he had already screwed himself over with Viz Media.
>>151119271Surely he learned something from that.
>>151119171the only one to withstand the Ampora family curse...
>>151118714I think with a bit of sprucing up you could improve the old sprites while still keeping the character of them. These and the Xamag sprites are just so... generic.
>>151119278Surely.
>>151119278haha
>>151119256technically counts as the clowns kill.And come to think of it, the Purples I think are the only caste the fish have never called 'lowblood'Likely out of some begrudging respect / fear as it has been theorized in setting that the clowns could have taken over if they really wanted too.
Can anyone remind me why /hsg/ is haunted by ghosts?
>>151119569Went hunting for an aradia gf
>>151119584But seriously, why are there ghosts?
>>151119568Condy could solo the entire caste so they kind of have to bow down.
>>151119041I like how it makes her look like an actual weird bug alien. I love the old sprites for that.
>>151119632Proof Roxy out scales all purplebloods
>>151119679Truth
>>151119679and yet Roxy jo8s to Aranea.... how curious
Anyone know where that one art of the signless next to a kiwi went?I swear its been making me go crazy searching for it, because I know it existed at one point like some mandella effect.It was meant to look like an artsy oil portrait; where he wore a nobleman's attire with puffy breeches.Or is it now lost media at this point?
>>151119630They should all fuck each other.
>>151119788what would their classpects 8e
>>151119679Roxy couldn't solo her not by a long shot.
>>151119795nta but a majority of 4channers get knight of void, for obvious reasons, so that's a freebie
>>151119239>unless hussie majorly fucks up for no reason at allhaha we're fuuuuuuuucked
>>151119836would tum8lr 8e Knight of Heart then? or somethin6 similar. also why is Knight of Void o8vious? Yeah I know people on here are sad pieces of shit and kinda racist and kinda sexist 8ut idk
>>151119795
>>151117882>it's another to have them brutally murdered.There about 1000 plot critical deaths in this story. Dream bubbles filled with the dead are critical. Gamzee and Horrorstuck are fucking critical. Lord English brutalizes the dead a second time. All the Game Over branches are plot critical.Homestuck is about brutal murder.
ANOTHER DECADE OF VRISCOURSE
>>151119943With act 6 being rewritten/rearranged for the show, what are the odds we get Vriska revisionism?
>>151119958>reVriskionismPlease god it would be so funny.
>>151119958I personally can't wait for the callout posts on Tumblr about historical revisionism and the 8 hour long youtube essays about Homestuck doing a facism>>151119983kek
>>151119943>outside chance we might actually get rose and vriska interactingDon't get me hopeful now.
>>151120017>picfuck, didnt even think how hot that pairing is
>>151120017Somehow more cucked than Jade and Rose.Kanaya just cant win...
Another decade of bucket jokes
>"never forget what they took from you" is spreading to other websites nowLmao
>>151119862Well homestuck has a funny way of making coincidences not feel like accidents, solidifying their canon nature.A common trope of knight players is that they always have a "mask" (le we are anonymous, expect us) and insecure pieces of shit like you mentioned.And by serving void, or benefiting overs through void, you are essentially keeping secrets/hiding your identity (like a spy/assassin or secret benefactor).I'm not sure if knight is accurate, but heart is in the right direction, yes. (Oh look, another coincidental choice of words.)
>>151120017So many Club pairings work with John as a ffm threesome because he got shipped with any girl who he seemed to have a normal emotional connection with.When most of the cast don’t even manage that.John + Terezi/ViskraJohn + Rose/Roxy to start with the “normal ones”
>>151120095This joke will not make it to the show
>>151119943I mean what even else is there to vriscuss?
>>151119965200% polyester
>>151120095You can't just say that and not post proof
>>151120118All of the new fans will flock into the Vriska did nothing wrong camp or the Vriska is literally camp and with how rabid newer fanbases are it will reach an even more autistic critical mass. Never underestimate people's ability to litigate meaningless shit for years.
>>151120113John x Calliope/Caliborn... just imagine it...
>>151120146Go look for it on r/althomestuck
>>151120077is this the same as 8eing smacked in the face with a homeless man's dirty penis?
>>151119943ANOTHER DECADE OF VRISKA FANART TO MASTURBATE TOO
>>151120209>the original post has more upvotes than anything homestuck 2 has ever gottenLmao
Reminder that EPP is hella gay
>>151119200Not being funny enough should be a crime. I would become a Joker against unfunny people in the right scenario where I agree with crime
>>151120225Its more like being flashed by some dude's cock without consent
>>151111770Why does he get so little art compared to the rest of the PS cast?
>>151120110I think tum8lr would 8e a Sylph or Maid of Heart or somethin6.
>>151120308A person who fails so completely at any job they are pursuing should be punished with death.
>>151119632Condy also got bullshit buffs from scratch.A regular empress, nay even a skilled martial one would fall before the might of the Honks.
>>151119679I mean, she's a max echeladder god tier, so, yeah? Most endgame Sburb players can kill mundies by kinda brushing by them?
>>151120029i no rite>>151120050Kanaya really is just destined to be the cuckquean of Homestuck.
If Kanaya auspiticized Rose's pussy and Jade's penis, then she wouldn't've 6otten cucked
>>151111319>>151114722It's for 6 feet, 7 inches (alpha basically)
https://x.com/sanestArtistt/status/1985131789031981184
>>151120548imagine the nuclear war starts. you survive, but your body is horribly mutated from the radiation. In the end, you come out of it with 6 feet and a 7 inch penis
>>151111319>>151120548No you idiots its a holocaust joke
"model"
>>151120583I love troll gore it reminds me of drawing on the walls with crayons as a child
>>151120628She looks like she has sex with lowbloods
>>151120628I just know that ass is loose.
does the karkat humiliation ritual ever end?this guy needs a win
>>151120628female hi6h8loods (YES, I MEAN FEMALE, NOT MALE) like this deserve rape 8y jade8loods
>>151120649>sheOh no no no
>>151120743not a 6uy. there's no penis it's not true okay there's not male features it's a female it's a 6irl
>>151120727I just got to this part last night. I didn't expect to like Karkat and Dave this much for my second read.
>>151120772No no no davekatsucks bros we got too cocky ITS OVER
>>151120758He s going to suck your cock and call you his little gayboy, a widdle faggot if you will. He will ride you will his feminine troll cock bounces around like crazy.
>>151120881You say that like your experienced in bouncing
>>151120881how many guys have you done this to, nonny?
>>151121006Enough. But it can be enough+1 if you want ;)
Alan, you need my seed.You need my seed Alan.
>>151121054no that's gay sorry :*(
>>151121075You need alans seed
>>151120628wow he has instantly tunnelled to the impressive depths of Worst Official Troll Ever>well u gotta understand “brand” itself is a loadbearing construct in a post-scarcity society right ;) weve refined reification into an artform n brand is a sorta mass hallucination that turns interpersonal loyalty into commodity fetishism. when uve eliminated material deprivation u have to invent new forms of hunger or else everyone gets bored n starts looking 2 closely at the system :) its not enough to BE something, u have to simulate its market value thru a ritual of emulating scarcity. we instinctively seek to recreate these structures even in a setting where all of our immediate needs are met. u see it in how ppl talk dress socialize n perform taste w this deep rooted need 2 rank each other n generate friction like the more abundant the world gets the more desperate everyone is 2 feel like smth could still run out. and thats where the hemospectrum comes in :) u rnt just ranked socially, u r legally ranked in terms of who can kill who n who can take what. its the ultimate artificial scarcity baked into the foundation of society. highbloods get infinite material wealth n security, but they gotta chase prestige n dominance like its oxygen. lowbloods r provided resources purely so that they can b expropriated by the same systems that provided those resources in the 1st place, so their existence becums performative too ;) all of this is connected in a systematized rehearsal of scarcity. a way to make everyone, high or low, feel that hunger even if their necessities are guaranteed. we create markets for artificial currencies that only exist because weve taken away the real ones. u r always computing where u stand, what u own symbolically, who u can dominate or manipulate ;) the whole machine turns desire into a metric. and the higher u r on the spectrum, the more you need to pretend deprivation exists at all, or else the whole system collapses into listless introspection
Anyone who thinks act 3 ellith can beat the angel is retarded. She is physically stronger yes but has basically no combat experience. Also he is sure to win because he is faster. She is getting poked to death inshallah.
>>151121194>poked to deathhot
>>151121080Aw maaan :(
John: Big Penis but circumcised Dave: Small Penis but uncircumcised
her: "you must be prince of all cosmos john egbert if you think we're fuckin"me:
>>151121325Baffling.
>>151121323Jake: 8ig Penis 8ut uncircumcisedDirk: Small penis 8ut with self-circumcision
"Oh damn where I'd put that ring"Jo88er Spider:anyways, today is day 18(?) of drawin6 aranea every day. finally 6ot her eyes ri6ht so that's somethin6 and also 6ot her in her mindfan6 costume
>>151121396FUCK I made the head too small 8(
>>151121396Never stop improving, Araneafag.
>>151121396why are you actually improving its scary is this a psyop
>>151121447>>151121457thx 6uys. I 6uess i'm just really 6ood at improving??? idk why i'm improving so fast t8h. I assumed it'd take months for me to 6o from picrel to my most recent drawin6
>>151121396An inspiration to bards of void everywhere
>>151121486Sure you're a bard and not a knight?
>>151121501>>1511215068y creating art, i 6uess i'm fillin6 in the void (or aranea art??), therefore destroyin6 it
35 minutes to freedom for the next 2 days, cannot wait for my weekend to begin.
>>151121396Wow anon, you're getting so much better each day! You should be proud of yourself!!
>>151121396what are you drawing with
>>151121546why is your weekend startin6 on a monday>>151121580thx, I'm mostly just surprised at how fast i've improved>>151121595magma.com
>>151121152No dude you see this is setting the stage for the inevitable communist troll uprising THAT troll will be the worst one ever
Indonesian Homestuck fans exist???
>>151121659Do you have any idea how many Indonesians there are?
>>151121676Like 3 at least? But being for real I thought they are all gacha fags. Homestuck, really????
>>151121693Homestuck is one piece for gay westerners of course there would be some
>>151120628HOLY SEX
>>151111591>horn wigglew-what?!
>>151111937>>15111199499% of things is working smooth as a baby's bottom except I can't draw cause my stupid ass forgot the save the activation code for clip studio painttime to spend the days just shitposting while I wait for their support team to get back to me kek
>>151121659Homestuck has a lot of Russian and Korean fans, some Brazilian and Japanese fans, a couple Frenchies a Swede and a Kraut, of course down the line the Indonesians and Filipinos find it.
>>151121783it's a fake horn and he's actually an earth pony
>>151121659the hell is a stamp rally
I love the autism of HS fans
>>151121612Because my off days as a supervisor are on tuesday and wednesday :3>>151121823Noooooo, well at least you can shitpost, so that's nice
holyshit......
>>151121919I love you already...(LEPIDOPTERA btw)
Unused Gamebro and Gamegrl covers that Hussie dug up from old PSD files
>>151121823just pirate it??? i'm sure you can pro8a8ly find a torrent for it somewhere>>151121891cool
>>151121941
>>151121985
>>151121941>>151121985Kinda wanna print them and post them on my wall
>>151121919>>151121932who this
>>151121932I swear to god this is the second time I've been compelled to read a fanadventure because there was a cute girl in it that people kept posting.
>>151122041>cute
>>151121941lol neat that he used himself
>>151122040evanis dentum from LEPIDOPTERA
>>151122050OF COURSEshoulda said cute/hot though desu
And then we have troll gerard way over here...
>>151122064troll that stinks but stinks good.
>>151122064>cute/hotnot tryin6 to jud6e too hard, 8ut damn that's crazy
>>151122116>they made it workhahano
>>151122109i have a very broad taste in women.vriska is still best troll tho, renity from prisounebound is a close 2nd
>>151122107das what im sayin foreal
Why is the Homestuck Discord so shit?(Don't answer this)
>>151121891>well at least you can shitpost, so that's niceoh hell yeah. I know the threads need their daily dirk quotathat's one cute aranea x meenah pic>>151121966>just pirate it??? i'm sure you can pro8a8ly find a torrent for it somewhereas a last resort I will but I mostly like to live by honor system
>>151122210Post in lowercase, a groomer will find you
>>151122210cause im not there to make it great
>>151108482Lololol yeah ur right not even porn could fix his bitch ass
>>151122265I don't really want to be groomed by Hussie.
>>151122116>davekat was done because it was le subversiveawesome thanks
>>151122213Waiter waiter more Dirk please
>>151122116>made it workdidn't it make them regress as people?
>>151122396That's what really pisses me off about DaveKat. Rather than Dave leaving Bro's shadow and be his own hero and Karkat become the true leader everyone needed him to be, they completely abandoned their character arcs to become soft gay boys that do nothing. But "real people don't have character arcs" apparently.
>>151122440Dave says in near end of Act 6 they don't have character arcs, but recently Hussie describes Dave's 'character arc' of realizing Bro was abusive. So which is it? Do the Homestuck cast have arcs or not?
>>151122359oh yeah, that's that good shit right there
>>151116156As was foretold. Never doubt my powers of pure delusion.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150899008/#150912451
>>151122508schrodinger's arc
>>151122628oh hey im a seer of hope too :D
>>151122648terrible
>>151122508Why are you taking something one character said once as the absolute 100% unambiguous truthful moral of the story like it's a fable? Did you watch that one scene in The Sopranos, get to the end, and go 'Oh shit Christopher was right, David Chase forgot to write his arc.'
>>151122648I really hope that image is mirrored and that Vriska plushie has its right eye
>>151122724What is Dave's arc? Sucking dick?
>>151122440what are the arcs of time/knight players anyways? what did dave have in common with latula or aradia?
>>151122628how are hope players so fucking based bros
>>151122746Not worrying about whether he was a hero or not, the unattainable moving target that he was agonizing over for the duration of the story.
>>151122776Wow, cool arc, I was very engaged
>>151122776This is why I'm mad Hussie never showed him cryingHe was not a cool kid
>>151122785I don't know what else to tell you, it was pretty clear what his deal was and then he finally resolved said deal. You don't have to like it.
>>151121396Do it for her, Anon, do it for her!
>>151122854This is....incredibly wholesome.
>>151122746Absolute zinger
>>151122854awww this is really cute :D
>>151122854holy 8ased.... thx anon 8)
>>151116156NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151122810tbf dave did cry when he saw his photos of john. and he also had a huge goofy grin while flying with the mayor. and he got emotional and sprung a hug on dirk. so he was able to relent on his stoic facade somewhat
>>151123086bewbs
>>151122854you dropped your crown, king
THIS JUST RUINED MY DAY!!!!!!!
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