SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151113341Did he die off-screen? I'm not taking in consideration the sequel made decades after Peter Pan. Uncle Walt didn't like sequels anyway
>>151113352Walt himself is the reason why Hook doesn't die in the Disney film because he stressed that audiences would genuinely like the guy and NOT want to see him die
>>151113341When you think about it, his pirate crew fucking won at life.Hook himself might be miserable because of Peter Pan or the crocodile, but the others?They get to never age. They are offshore of a tropical paradise island. There are hot mermaids and cute native girls nearby. They have a ship full of treasure, gold, and booze. Best of all, they are at a place where the navy and nations of the world will never find them, so they'll never be caught and hanged for a lifetime of piracy and crime.They reached the ultimate Valhalla of pirates
>>151113496They don't really seem to be happy about it thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeNtieQFg-E
>>151113341We should post “SMEEEEEET!!!” whenever we try to summon Smeet for art requests.
>>151113341-gma lol
>>151113555>Smeet! Don't draw lewds, Smeet! Don't draw lewds, Smeet! Smeet, don't you dare draw lewds---Smee, draw lewds. Smeet, you better get over here and draw lewds!
>>151113529then they should mutiny, are they afraid of Hook or what?
>>151113529Yeah, I'm saying they don't realize how good they've got it. Hook is incapable of being happy, but the others have everything they could ever want or need. For any pirate with a working brain, it's a dream come true.
>>151113496What happens when the booze runs out? What good is treasure when there's nothing to spend it on? This is pirate hell
>>151113901one thing that made the red man red is chronic alcoholism so they could always steal from the natives
>>151113787Hook in spite of his silliness is still the smartest and best fighter of the crewHe's the natural leader
>>151113901>What happens when the booze runs out? Raid for more booze>What good is treasure when there's nothing to spend it on? Bartering is king. Magical creatures may like shiny things
>>151113341He looks like that one pic of Goku
>>151113947yeah but who wants to spend an eternity drinking nothing but listerine?
>>151113831>but the others have everything they could ever want or need.they want to loot and pillage
>>151113901>What happens when the booze runs out?Its Neverland. Food and drinks are not a problem in a magical island where imagining food on the plate makes the food real.
>>151113341Gruesome
>>151113352No
>>151113496And if you're too happy and expressive about it, Hook will politely and calmly ask you to take it down a notc-oh....https://youtu.be/NiNYSVgPcQc?si=WlXRJenpPcxOD4_F
>>151113612perfect
>>151116459>The life of a pirate is short-ACK!
>>151113341What is so terrifying about SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
>>151113901>What happens when the booze runs out?Make more>What good is treasure when there's nothing to spend it on?Trade with the natives for tobacco and mermaids for sex>This is pirate hellYou're just not thinking hard enough
>>151113496Ehh, in the original book half those pirates were lost boys that grew up and Peter kicked them out. Since he was actually the only one who did not age. The mermaid turn into monsters that eat people at night,
>>151113496Trying to survive on a savage island isn't great, Especially since there is no way to resupply the food or powder, and I doubt any of those guys want to start farming for survival.
>>151113352Still in there.
>>151118358>The mermaid turn into monsters that eat people at nightnice
>>151113352Am I dumb or doesn't the movie end with him being launched and skipping off the water into the sunrise, under the rowboat?
>>151113612I've never cared for Hook.
>>151119703He's frantically swimming, the croc is behind him and Smee in the rowboat right behind. It's a comedy ending
>>151119849ok I must be confusing it from earlier in the movie.
>>151113555>>151113612It's funny you should mention this, but Smeet's actually said he wished he would of remembered this when he chose his name, full on regret even.
>>151113612lol
