"Hi, I'm Lincoln Loud. And lemme tell you--living in a big family isn't always easy."
Hi Lincoln. I want to fuck your sister, Leni.
>>151117650oh thank god he didn't say he wanted to fuck Lola instead
He's literally surrounded by fresh poontang 24/7. It should be a never ending orgy.
>>151117672no one who has a sister IRL ever wanted to fuck her
>>151117697Even if they had a 10 out of 10 supermodel body?Just put on a rubber and brown bag and you can't tell the difference.
>>151117697Well, unless you're Mexican.
>>151117697My dad used to make weird jokes about how he was the best kisser his sisters ever had. At least I assume they were weird jokes anyway.
>>151117697
>>151117641>living in a big family isn't always easy."Yeah, his butt must be sore!
>>151117759From all that cheek clapping.
>>151117787>Come over here and suck my balls.
>>151117787He probably just loved and cherished them as a part of his family like a normal human being would instead of a porn addicted coomer.
>>151117824Savino IS a gooner tho. Hence why he got fired from Nick.
>>151117847Pretty sure he got fired because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time ie. when #MehLame was at its peak.
>>151117865oh god
>>151117865Out of curiosity, where you living in the Southern or Northern United States? It would be funny if this story took place in New York City or something.
>>151117865laughterstops.avi
>>151117865The most I ever saw at another kid's house was this guy's mom who insisted on serving us bowls of Cocoa Puffs in water.
>>151117979absolute fucking child abuse hope she was reported to CPS
>>151117979One of my friends mom had no problem walking around with just a towel on her head after she had a shower, lost many loads with that image in my head
>>151117847/thread
>>151117641>"Hi, I'm Lincoln Loud. And lemme tell you--living in a big family isn't always easy."yeah it would be hard to be a near-adolescent boy and have a bunch of hot teenage sisters walking around nude or in their skivvies on a regular basis
>>151117641Now that Trump's hillbillies took over Paramount and now they're firing people, it's only a matter of time this and all other Nick cartoons get cancelled by those same billies.
>>151118014i've always been surprised at how some people have literally no shame or boundaries about using the bathroom with the door open, walking around naked, having sex in front of others etc.
>>151117865it's funny when it's a cartoon but not funny when it's IRL
>>151118627Speak for yourself
Lincoln will totally become a serial killer someday.
>>151118182my sisters were repulsive psychotic bitches so no thanks
>>151118733>Psycho sluts
>>151118706
>>151117847Savino did nothing wrong.
>>151118758He never said they were hot, maybe they were landwhales for all we know.
>>151118590my mom was the type who would probably rant that that's against the Bible or something
>>151118846Implying that isn't another bonus.
>>151118954only if you're black. btw when i was in high school the black kids would be bragging about how they scored a white beeatch and i'd ask to see a picture of her. they'd pull out their phone and show me, and right on cue the chick was like 300 pounds.
>>151117641This guy fucked Lincoln first.
>>151118988When I was a kid we were riding our bikes around the neighborhood this one time and we passed by the backyard of this house, and the garage door was open and inside was this black dude who looked like a walking 70s pimp cartoon. Afro, gold chains, the whole nine yards. Looked like the lost member of Kool & The Gang. Anyway, he was in the garage plowing this white chick on a pool table in there. 'Nuff said.
>>151119013oh god
>>151118733sorry to hear that, anon
>>151117911/threadWouldn't have happened if this was 1996.
>>151119013He was way to excited to fingers a father and son's assholes.
>>151119235lol at how back in the day feminazis weren't allowed to criticize known rapist/woman beaters Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy because they had a D next to their name they had to just sit and taken it
>>151119013Hello, I work for the TSA and how can you tell?
>>151117979A family I knew would scrape the leftover ketchup on a plate after dinner and put it back into the bottle.
>>151118182And I'm sure they love teasing him too.
>>151118182You know we have a psychological tick that prevents incest. It's pretty well studied and in place because of how human attraction works.
>>151117672He's one of the luckiest guys alive.
>>151119638>It's pretty well studiedThat's wrong
The third movie is coming on the 21st.
>>151119638seems to be absent from blacks and Mexicans entirely
>>151119321Fuck off Tucker Carlson.
>>151119901Nice.
>>151117979I knew a guy's mom who insisted on serving everyone milk mixed with Sprite as a treat even though I didn't even like milk or drink it normally.
>>151118894Sorry to hear that.
>>151117725Yes, jokes, anon. I'm sure they were.
>>151120038a friend i invited over once thought it was weird that my parents would put salt on pizzas. they'd always done that and it never occured to me that it was weird at all.
>>151120176Good way to spike your blood pressure.
>>151120038My neighbor was raised by a working single mom who seemed to care about everything in her life outside her son who sadly became a pretty unreliable, sleazy character.>the mom was in the corporate world and made a six figure salary>she had high-class tastes and only went for the finest home decor and clothing>unfortunately, you'd go over to their place and the furniture was covered with newspapers because her son wasn't allowed to sit on and get a spot of dirt on them
my friend's mom used to just walk around in her underwear, which were usually lacy lingerie and she was kinda old too, like 50
turns out i had a fairly normal childhood
>>151119447
>>151120176Nothing too weird I remember but I did know this kid whose parents obsessively abided by all age range suggestions on board games. Like WTF man, I ain't playing fuckin' Monopoly Jr. Guess to me it seemed strange seeing as to how my parents had no problem taking me to R-rated movies since I was in diapers but come on man, your mom won't even let you play "real" Monopoly because the box says Ages 9 and Up?
>>151119447That is not teasing, it's giving Lincoln some things that we should not discuss.
>>151120699but we will discuss them because that's what we're here for after all (^:
Hot dogs for breakfast. Thirty odd years later, it's still just wrong.
>>151120801my wife does this. eats them cut up in slices with scrambled eggs. claims it's a Mexican thing.
>>151120835No try whole cold hot dogs on a plate with white bread.
this kid's house i went to for a birthday party. the bathrooms had no doors on them, all the other rooms did but not the bathrooms. fuck, my bladder was about to burst by the time my mom picked me up from there.
>>151120664the weirdest thing i ever saw was this neighbor girl whose dad had huge stacks of Playboys everywhere. it was obvious that he had been collecting the magazines for many years but idk why he'd leave them just sitting out there where the girl and her sister could see them.
>>151120699The girls enjoy dressing and acting sexily and then calling him a pervert for getting hard.
>>151120713
>>151121022>have these Christfag neighbors>they kind of stood out a bit because we lived in Oregon which is one of the least religious parts of the US and we didn't know anyone else who attended church>still they didn't bother anyone and we'd play with their kids sometimes>until they got into a holy war with some Jehovah's Witnesses down the street>started out with a dispute about that plant with the sticky seeds that stick to your clothes (forget what it's called)>eventually the kids dug up the JW family's kids' dead hamster and put it on their doorstep since they practiced a "false" religion>the JWs eventually moved out and the Christfag family was then totally normal and chill
>>151121179Good. JWs are ultimate faggots.
>>151117641>And lemme tell you--living in a big family isn't always easyhis dick must be sore as hell
>>151118590There was a neighbor boy I'd play with in grade school and until I was 13 and we moved to a different town. I'd often hang out with him in the morning until it was time for school, and his mom would in the morning sit on the toilet completely naked with the door open and they acted like there was nothing in the slightest weird about it.
>>151118590I grew up in a home where casual nudity was normal and didn't think a lot of it. Today I work in a hospital and my colleagues are always glad that nothing I see in terms of human bodies fazes me because there are some people who work in the medical field and lose their lunch at it--they tend to not last too long.
>>151120867Pretty sure that's just struggling.>>151121300Friend of mine had grandparents who had a habit of walking around in the nude whenever they awoke in the morning. Found this out the hard way.
my dad used to take extended business trips to Thailand. i never questioned that when i was a kid but now i wonder just what he was doing there. probably best if i never find out.
>>151121179>be German>most of the families I knew were nonreligious and nobody attended church or said prayers before meals>i knew about it from TV though and dreaded the day when i'd have to say some long-ass prayer at a meal>be in year 8 of school>i went to this new kid's house>they ate dinner early, when i was there>right on cue the mom talks about saying grace and i thought uh it it begins!>they begin their prayers, hands clasped, and i sit there frozen and didn't know what to do>they belonged to a particular denomination that said some really long-winded prayer before meals and when they were finished my friend and his brother started repeating it word for word (as they were under 14 they had to)>I was completely bewildered by all this and when they were done they realized i hadn't stood up>the mom looked at me like i'd just said something blasphemousthat was painful
i knew some kids whose mom got arrested for stealing stuff and caused a real fucking scene, kicking and screaming and yelling who was going to watch her kids if she went to jail. the cops got her into the back of the police car but she punched out the window in it for one last touch.
>>151119447>BRAAAP (in surround sound)
>>151119070Uh...I went to a kid's house once and encountered his mom and her boyfriend both naked on the sofa as he was fingering her. Man she had a huge hairy 70s Playboy-tier snatch.
>>151121072Story idea>During the summer, Lynn Sr. and Rita take the younger half of sisters to go visit Aunt Shirley for a week.>Lincoln is left with his older sisters who spend the next seven days sexually tormenting him.>Half the time they walk around topless in only panties and the rest in their sexiest outfits.>Luan is on monitor duty to watch if he tries to jerk off and relieve the pressure so they can burst in and interrupt him.>By day 4 Lincoln's cock is an iron rod begging for use.>The girls offer to "help" him if he agrees to be their slave for the rest of the summer.Should he resist and power through or give in and be their bitch for the chance to fuck them?
This dude in my school that nobody liked and they'd call him a freak, devil-worshiper, etc. Well I did go over to his place once and found out exactly why. I mean his folks were full-out Satanists who did black magic shit and had a bunch of human and goat skulls in the house. They were fake, though...at least I assume they were anyway and I wasn't a fan of finding out.
>>151122035Oh dear. If only you'd bothered reporting this sick fuck.
>>151122148i knew some kids at school who were weird and friendless. i'd try befriending them to be nice although most of the time i pretty quickly found out why they were friendless.
>>151122148>be Australian>this one family i knew were real weirdos>they had a very old but very real human jawbone in one of the kids' rooms>they didn't believe in wearing seatbelts in the car>and sleeping naked was mandatory at their placeThey were also rich cunts on top of it, not some retarded foetal alcohol syndrome inbred bogans.
>>151117650Good taste
>>151122167i was one of the friendless losers and i fucking hated when the other kids would do this out of pity. yeah i know i'm a freak leave me be faggot
this isn't too weird but I grew up in the South where it was expected to address adults as Sir or Ma'am. to this day I always find it a little weird to say "yeah" instead of "yes, ma'am."
>>151122294Conversely, I detest "folks" and "y'all". I find them rude and dismissive.
>be me>be born>fall out of momma's derpchute>take look at world (politics, hate etc)>nottodaymothafucka.gif>do a 360 and swooze right back in theretrue story.
Lynn or Luna?
My retarded boomer parents who used to watch "Today Tonight" back in the 80s. For the uninformed it was an Australian show that specialised in investigative journalism but was mostly just fearmongering for dumb cunts.>one day they had an expose about how microwaves cause cancer>my dad panicked and threw ours away>and this was back when microwave ovens were still pretty new and expensive>another time "Today Tonight" ran a show about how carpets can harbour mites and other nasties>"oh boy that's it, no more carpeting">goes and rips all the carpeting out of the house and replaces it with linoleum
>>151117725Jesus
>>151122460Next up on Today Tonight - "Single moms who run dodgy businesses and rip off the pensions of elderly people who live in nursing homes in appalling conditions."
>>151122336I thought it was weird when I saw a guy's mom still nursing his 5 or so year old sister.
>this kid named Timmy moves into the neighborhood>me and my best friend at the time welcome him and ask if he wants to hang out with us>he's like ok cool and asks if we want to play vidya at his place>go inside and holy fuck was it ever filthy>never seen anything like it before>trash everywhere, filthy dishes, pots, and pans etc>a dozen or so cats all over the place>the clincher was when we went in his room and found cat turds and litter in his bed>we didn't go back to Timmy's house again and he became the butt of jokes in the neighborhood
>>151118590doing incest shit etc
>be about 9>riding my scooter down the street outside my aunt's house>it's a hot summer day so I wipe my forehead and exclaim "Wow, I'm sure hot!">my aunt's husband is standing out there and replies "I'll say you're hot alright."she divorced him not long afterward. the rest of the family loved the guy because he had a super-witty, sarcastic sense of humor but that was just freaking disturbing.
>>151122614grotty, man
>>151117697If that were true, incest wouldn't be in our vocabulary.
>>151120038>putting ice in milk
>be me>be black anon>one time when i was a kid we went to my girl cousin's friend's place>they had a nice pad, this had to be in the middle of summer cause i remember it was hot out that day>the girl was like 8 and we're in the living room watching movies>so her mom gives her like over $1000 in cash and tells her it was supposed to be a Christmas present but she forgot to>turns out that her mom's husband was a dope dealer and not long after that he got busted and went to prison>the girl and her mom ended up living in the projects and lost all of their nice lifestyle
>>151117697If your sister is fat and ugly anyway sorry you never had hot sisters.
>>151117865
>>151123558#JustBlackThings
>>151123558The dad of the first bff I ever had turned out to be a drug dealer, he was selling weed to neighborhood teenagers but I didn't find that out until some years later after they'd moved out of there.
>>151117697my older sisters used to walk around topless in the house and they never wore bras in summertime unless they went out somewhere
>>151124012Hot.
>>151124257hey nobody wants sand in their balls
>>151124257you complain but you honestly dont want sand in your balls
>>151124303>>151124317That's what a shower is for, not a strange woman's hand.
>>151124346well what if there wasn't a convenient shower nearby?
>>151124257>this was fine until she makes us remove our swim trunks on the beach in front of everyone to changeugh, i fucking hated retarded hippie Euro boomer parents who would do this. they had no comprehension that shit was embarrassing as fuck.
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>>151122148i knew some freaky people growing up, one of them was this black kid who had some weird disease that made his legs stiff and stuff although he was still able to walk and his mom would keep trying to encourage him to beat people up in fights to "toughen" him.
incest shippers are all only kids who never had a sister
>>151117641Word.
When my grandfather was about 13 in the early 60s he said he went over to this kid's house, and the neighborhood was in a pretty rural area with a bunch of homes backed up to a cornfield. The house he said was this weird Winchester Mansion shit with tons of doors everywhere and the kid showed him to the basement with a bunch of dead animals they'd hunted, squirrels, rabbits, groundhogs, birds etc including some hawks that were supposed to be a protected species you weren't allowed to hunt. He didn't go back to that house again.
>>151126108>inb4 someone edits that to make the goo white-colored
>>151120336God, she sounds like Audrey Bourgeois.
>>151122614>grow up a military brat>we lived on an Army base for a portion of my childhood>knew this one woman who had a 12 yo daughter I'll just call "Kelly">she also had a boyfriend who served as a stepdad to her daughter>"Kelly" would flirt with her stepdad and talk about having fun with him, and they'd go off alone together>as you'd probably expect, she became pregnant shortly afterwards at just 12 years old>her mom was outraged and goes around accusing every guy on the base of being the dad
>>151117641You know, back when this first aired, I never expected this simple cartoon about a boy and his ten sisters to create such an autistic fanbase, not pastel horse show levels, but still extremely crazy
>>151117847Didn’t he write that /ss/ cat comic
>>151126526Closeted pedophiles.
>>151117725You might want to get your dna checked out
>>151126526Are you fucking nuts? I was here for the initial threads in 2016, including discussion before it even aired and it was already like this.
>>151117725i've known families who were oddly affectionate and would kiss each other on the lips and stuff. it always weirded me out.
>>151122614Timmy doesn't sound like an average kid
>>151126538The Complex Adventures of Eddie Puss. Savino grew up in a big family and he clearly has an incest fetish. In his show about a big family inspired by his own, he removed all his brothers and replaced them with more sisters btw.
>>151126835>Savino grew up in a big family and he clearly has an incest fetishand quite likely actually did it
>>151117697>who are the Ptolemys
>>151126993That's an Egyptian Pharaoh thing. They were into some freaky shit.
>>151126585I never checked the threads back in 2016, I just saw the show a few times on Nick and assumed it would die in like two seasons, and maybe get a bit of porn
>>151126835Anyone have all the comics?
>>151126526you saying the Loud House fanbase isnt autistic to have a convention dedicated to it?
>>151118182He’s the one that walks around in his undies instead.
>>151127152Lisacoln is one of the least explored loudcest ships in the show and that's a shame.>>151127197Look it up on e621 or atf, they have a decent collection.
>>151127307
>>151127428True
>>151127307mind you as some of the stories posted here demonstrate, cartoons are boring at the end of the day. they can never be as gross or freaky as real people.
>>151127503>cartoons are boring at the end of the day. they can never be as gross or freaky as real people.Sure they can when fanartists are making them and they don't have to obey the strictures of network TV. (^:
>>151119638in Italy incest is legal as long as it doesn't cause public scandal (no elaboration on what "public scandal" means). it's never been common enough or anything to be a problem even though i know 1-2 guys i'm 90% sure are fucking their moms.
>>151127635>1-2 guysNearly every Italian has a sexual relationship with their mother. Why else would you live with her until you're 30?
>>151127503>they can never be as gross or freaky as real people.>implying all these stories weren't just made the fuck up
>Goodbye, I'm John Wilkes Quiet. And I'm not going to tell you that living out of a small family is always hard!
>>151127753>implying all these stories weren't just made the fuck upproof?
>>151127776You do realize this is a request for folks to draw the Bizarro Loud House...
>>151127821It's been done. Korean artist did it. Maid house AU I think it was
>>151127503Mind you TLH was always fairly truthful about what girls are actually like within the limitations of what they could show on Nickelodeon unlike some shows that turn them into perfect Mary Sues.
>>151124133Tits become less hot quickly when theyre just out all the time
>>151126835>he removed all his brothers and replaced them with more sisters
>>151117847Savino got Metoo'dbut also Nickelodeon wanted full control of TLH and decided to throw him under the bus
>>151119646based
>>151117672
I thought this thread was about discussing the show but it's just a bunch of weirdos sharing their incest stories
>>151129882
All of the BLouds are better than the normal versions.
>>151130956All of the BLouds are better than the normal versions.
>>151129882>>151129895Lynn seems to have some kind of smell fetish.
IN THE LORI HOUSEIN THE LORI HOUSE
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>>151130978Bimbo Luna is clearly the best.
>>151117650fpbp
>>151117672Only on Thursday nights every other week
>>151126728snerk
>>151124346She's only strange once anon
>>151131916Faggot
>>151130956All of the medieval Scottish Louds are better than the normal versions.
>>151119638>>151119658Okay it's moderately studied.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
>>151132254>You will never marry medieval Leni and sire a long lineage from which the population of an entire town will be descended with herWhy even fucking live?
>>151132303Seems like pseudo/broscience to me.
>>151130153Reminds me of that time my cousin asked me to give her a hickey so she could make a boy jealous, and when I said no cause that's creepy, my mom told me to do it...
>>151132450The exact opposite cases, where people are attracted to a biological sibling they were never raised with, practically imply it.
>>151132346>Not breeding the gothic Scottish loli.
>>151132777Checked, but sorry anon I never was a loli guy. Or a goth guy, for that matter.
>>151128164Not really. The story goes that Savino had actually been under investigation by nick for most of that year he got me tooed and apparently nick didn't find anything worth firing him over. I think the worst of the accusations was that he told inappropriate jokes in front of a woman and had a few affairs with interns most of which happened before he worked at nick. Nick apparently didn't find the affairs to be that bad so I'm assuming they seemed consensual to them. Anyway they closed the investigation and told him to cool it on the jokes and not to fuck around and were apparently ready to move on but the women who accused him (they had an entire Facebook group dedicated to shit talking him and apparently most of them, including the leader of the group, never actually worked with him they just hated that his show was blowing up despite his reputation with women) threw a shit fit that he wasn't going to be getting the weinstein treatment so they went to cartoon brew and leaked the investigation to them and their sensationalized accusations Nick never actually fired Savino either. He voluntarily stepped down probably in attempt to save his marriage (which didn't work. She divorced him after he admitted to the affairs and became a lesbian)There were never any legal actions ever taken against him because he didn't do anything illegal and nick never fired him because he never committed any fireable offenses. Savino threw himself under the bus to save the show's reputation and his marriage. That's why him accusers didn't lawyer up and sue because they had nothing to sue for. They settled for some weird pseudo trial held by their union where they got to publicly humiliate Savino and blacklist him from the industry for a year.
>>151132254Did Duke Loud fight in the Thirty Years' War?
>>151117641Let's write some plots for this shit, cause we all know that the guys that get paid to do the same are out of ideas since season 4.Bonus points if you keep you incel fantasies out of the plot.1.- After a lot of thinking Lori is planning to leave her "golf college" and start a new career that will allow her to be closer to her family, Bobby has his doubts about this. 2.- Leni will celebrate her birthday soon, and she started to think about what implies to be an adult. 3.- Luna got another chance to be a star, but this time the rest of the band seems to get all the attention. 4.- While Benny starts to shine as a dramatic actor Luan is stucked beign a clown, and this seems to make her feel really jealous of her boyfriend.5.- Lynn Jr. starts to get anxious about her long distance relationship, and she gets even more anxious after a talk that makes her notice how much she really cares about him.6.- Lincoln have the chance to know all his heroes on the same day, but he can only meet one of them, now he must take a serious desicion and choose what is really important to him.
>>151130956>>151130978Now meet in the middle and make ganguro Louds
>>151130956In this version they are all from different fathers
>>151134134Wish I could commission whoever drew this to do more, the way he mixes the cartoony proportions with sexier anatomy is so hot. I would smash this Leni so hard. and lick her pits
The thought of incest, even for a split second makes me want to physically throw up. It's the same sort of visceral response as pedophilia.
>>151134456it's not _specifically_ innate and is a taught taboo in some ways, after all many animals have no problem mating with their sibling. The Westermarck Effect is mentioned but some will argue it's pseudoscience and that it's mainly social norms/pressures that prevent people from engaging in incest. As an example in some cultures cousin marriage is normal, others it's not.
>>151134591Two siblings give an inbreeding coefficient of .25, which gives a very noticeable reduction in cognitive performance and reproductive viability.
>>151117641"My bathroom smells like the Star-Kist cannery at all times!"
>>151134781It's not so much about developmental disabilities but a wide range of genetic disorders. Full siblings in particular have much more shared genes than cousins or even parent-child.
>>151134852Mental issues are a relatively small part of it, children born to sibling parents tend to have reduced fertility and as much as 10-15 years lower life expectancy.
>>151134781tbqh Charles Darwin noted that plants that reproduced from a small gene pool became unhealthy and lacking in vigor and his own children had health issues he thought might have been from marrying his cousin
if you were to ask anyone in the medical field they'll tell you that inbreeding is the single largest reason for birth defects and impaired mental function.
>>151135002>>151134961I went to school with a kid who was the product of incest. He was a potato and will require care for the rest of his life. QED.
>>151135002I live in the city with the nearest hospital to Colorado City and they get gorks wheeled in with conditions doctors only read about in med schoolBear in mind this is hardcore inbreeding, not "I fucked my cousin"
>>151134591Incest is more common in domesticated animals since we limit their ability to leave and control their breeding. Sometimes accidental, but oftentimes intentional in order to select for or against certain traits.I don't believe there is any form of kill switch for "too similar" so much as defective embryos are generally miscarried or die very early in life- at least in animals. Plants, fungi- I don't know much about. However, many animals seem to have various protective factors to prevent incest from occurring, like a male lion's instinctual desire to leave the pride as he reaches sexual maturity or other species having pheromones that deter their close relatives from mating with them.
>>151135071I grew up in a community with a lot of Jews and the stuff I saw from Askhenazi inbreeding was nightmarish. Disabled kids being pushed around in wheelchairs, etc. One classmate of mine had a lung disorder and they gave his life expectancy as about 23. It was awful to watch.
>>151135097Purebred dogs are very often like that because they're deliberately inbred to preserve certain characteristics and they end up eventually developing serious health conditions.
A large percentage of autosomal dominant diseases (one gene necessary) are lethal if you get both copies of the disease. We know this because there are diseases that don't exist as homozygous mutations, because those embryos with both mutations failed to mature. This is especially true of hereditary cancer predisposition (you'll never see someone with two BRCA genes in breast cancer for example). Embryos with these disorders often die in the first few weeks of pregnancy, before the mother is even aware she's pregnant.Autosomal recessive diseases (genes from both parents) are going to be way more likely to occur as well.First generation incest is quite dangerous to the offspring in humans, though it may be more difficult for them to conceive in the first place for the above-mentioned reasons--a lot of the embryos die early on.
>>151135278Most plants and animals carry some recessive genes that have harmful traits. Usually they don't activate because there's enough good genes to override them, but inbreeding where both parents have nearly the same genes can prevent this from happening.
>>151134732What a pussy.
and no actually it doesn't take a few generations. full sibling incest has a right-off-the-bat 50% chance of a potato baby being produced. of course if you so insist on fucking your sister, at least as anon said there's also a fairly good chance of producing a nonviable baby that dies early in pregnancy so it's harder to actually get a potato from fucking her.
>>151135278Those are called alleles. Yes everyone has some, on average about 8-10 "faulty" genes per person (and animal and plant) but normally they don't activate. In people and animals with very similar genetics they can activate and cause disorders. Cousins reproducing with each other is usually fairly safe because they don't have a large amount of shared genes compared to siblings or parent-child.
isn't it true though that animals do incest regularly? i mean a dog isn't really smart enough to know his sister is his sister.
>>151135531Inbreeding does have harmful effects on animal populations; cheetahs are an infamously inbred species as they nearly went extinct about 10,000 years ago and the entire population was rebuilt from about 20 individuals.
I remember ligers having shitty lives even if they are a lot time bigger than their parents,that are a lion and a tiger.
>>151135531It happens but most inbred animals die before they're old enough to reproduce.
As he said, full brother/sister have 50% chance of harmful genes showing up as they have the most shared genetics. After that is parent/child and first cousins have only a 12% chance of harmful genes manifesting.
>>151135776>50%The chance of producing a normal child is still actually not that small, it's just high enough that it isn't worth the risk.
>>151135776my cousin and her half-brother had a baby together, which she claimed was conceived non-consensually. it was a girl, healthy and normally developed as far as anyone could tell, and given up for adoption after the birth.
>>151136340Half-siblings are more comparable to cousins in amount of shared genes so that's not too bad.
There was a study of inner city black populations in which it was found that many romantic relationships between half-siblings unknowingly arise because of the high amount of fatherless black households, and children born from these unions were more unhealthy and prone to disorders and syndromes.
>>151136447>Inner city retards are scientifically confirmed to be lesser humansOkay anon but what does this have to do with the loud house?
>>151136264True story. I actually had a co-worker born from sibling sex. He was normally developed, of average intelligence, and able to hold down a job and care for himself. Said he was taken out of the home by social workers after his birth and raised by his grandmother. You could tell it was hard on the guy knowing how he was conceived and he said it was difficult for him to date women and have to explain to them that his parents were brother and sister.
so first we went from a bunch of weird incest stories from anon's childhood to posting a bunch of scientific studies about incest being harmful. never change, /co/.
>>151117672This
>>151130956true, but here's a better resolution for that pic>>151130978also true>>151135776yeah when it comes to cousins(and other similar degrees of separation) it usually takes a couple generations of repeated incest for it to have an actual major negative impact*, so assuming there isn't a major history of it in your family then consensually boinking your hot cousin is probably going to be fine*hence why it's historically only really been a major issue in heavily insular and/or isolated communities that refuse to bring in new blood on a semi-regular basis(hence why it's been especially a problem for a lot of European noble and royal families)>>151136737>so first we went from a bunch of weird incest stories from anon's childhood to posting a bunch of scientific studies about incest being harmful. never change, /co/./co/ being a place to both get your jollies off and learn things has always been one of the best things about it
speaking of grinch
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>>151137680Easily explained. Thanksgiving is a family holiday and it only works in eras like the 50s and 90s when family culture is a thing, it doesn't work in the 70s or 2010s.
>>151137950>family cultureIt's utterly dystopian that this even has to be a term.
>>151137963All I meant was it works in eras when people have a lot of kids like the 50s, but some eras like the 70s were not family eras they were geared towards the dudeweed crowd.
>>151137950Thankgiving only exists in Canada in October and US in America, it doesn't have internationalism that Paramount Global (key word) wants.
>>151138060nobody complained about the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special and I doubt any more countries celebrated the holiday back in the 70s than now
My 4th great grandfather got his half-sister's daughter pregnant and I'm descended from their son (my 3rd great grandfather). Not as close as siblings, though. As far as I know there weren't any serious birth defects passed down.
>>151138377that's not how it works, birth defects are not passed down like that. an incest baby can reproduce with someone not related to him and it will cancel out the genetic defects in their offspring.>>151136478this guy if he had kids with an unrelated woman would be fine and their kids aren't in any risk of being potatoes.
>>151138377>>151138418Usually if an incest baby has obvious serious defects the fetus will be rejected by the mother and die early in the pregnancy or the defects will be immediately apparent at birth. If the baby is born and looks and appears healthy he will probably be ok, at least in his younger years however he may end up having a lower than normal life expectancy and live only to his 50s or 60s.
>>151135130Yeah the LDS compounds and the frum of Crown Heights are tied for apocalypse tier inbreeding, I don't know if forcing them to crossbreed would solve it or create a new variety of monster
to answer someone's question, yes animals will readily breed with their own siblings as they have no concept of incest being a thing. first generation dogs and cats born from incestuous pairings are usually ok but it's best to neuter and not breed them.i had a female ferret at an animal rescue who bred three generations prior to arriving with us. the first litter was fathered by her brother and they all died in infancy. the second litter was made with her father and the kits all had deformities. At the rescue she birthed a third litter with an unrelated male ferret. one kit died at 6 weeks old and the other had a spinal deformity. she died at age 11 and her surviving kit lived to about 8 and died of lymphoma.
>>151135552White tigers are severely inbred and usually deaf which is the actual reason animal tamers breed them for shows. Turns out the gene for white fur is right next to the gene for deafness.
>>151136475Really funny blouds subplots
>>151136478And then there's Jack Nicholson who RIGHT AFTER making "Chinatown" where Faye Dunaway's sister turns out to be her daughter, he discovered his older sister was also his mother.
>>151138610Hassidic Jews are the very worst of all for inbreeding.
>>151137667>>151137680There's already a thread:>>151138148
While finding out there was incest on your family tree isn't a great feeling, it doesn't necessarily mean much: if we look far back enough a lot of people have marriage between relatives: maybe not siblings, but 2nd cousins were common, especially in small communities. Health issues don't really come up very frequently with consanguinity, but over many generations of inbreeding the odds just increase. And once they build up, the mutations are pretty horrific. You having health issues is probably the same as any person having health issues: bad luck.My grandparents were first cousins. That's probably the least bad thing about it as they came from a part of Eastern Europe where bride kidnappings and child marriage were practiced until after WW2 when the communists came to power and banned them. None of the family since had any abnormalities outside one Downie.
>>151138897It depends on the fitness of the originators. There was a village in Italy that was studied because they had high fitness and didn't get cancer or heart troubles much. It turned out that 70% of the village was descended from one couple but they were very fit people so not many genetic disorders got passed down to everyone.
>>151138802Honestly Warren Jeffs was trying his best to outdo my cousins the tunnel dwellers, it's a tossup. I'm not even a practicing kike but I still had to be tested before breeding for shit like Tay-Sachs because we all come from little inbred shtetls in eastern Europe.
>>151139005>>151138802it's well known that hospitals in New York explicitly ask you on entry forms if you are Jewish because there are disorders nearly unique to Ashkenazi Jews and found nowhere else
>>151138897It has to do with Mendelian (spelling) genetics and dominant and recessive genes. Let us say there are siblings each with the heterozygous, or mixed genes, A and B with B being the recessive one and let us say BB is bad. If you reproduce with someone of similar genes, then there is an increased likelyhood that they have similar genes, or a similar genetic code, to yours. Humans naturally want to not breed with relatives because there's an increased change of different genes, thus decreasing the likelyhood of them having the same recessive, B, gene as you and lowering the changes of having a child with the BB gene.
>>151138225That was a tv special made in the 70's that was never meant for international audiences. I honestly don't know if it ever got aired outside the US. It's not that people complain about Thanksgiving it's that no one but Americans celebrate it so any Thanksgiving shit is limited to a US market. Christmas is celebrated globally so more people will relate to it makimg christmas specials more marketable to more audiences. Studios will always go for the thing that makes more money
That's wrong---he has five older sisters, Lori, Lynn, Luan, Lisa, and Lana. Found it on TLH wiki.
>>151136447Blacks are also a notorious unfit population health-wise who have many problems with heart disease, cancer, and diabetes. There can be several reasons for this, one was that they're descended from slaves explicitly bred for high physical strength which may have left weaknesses elsewhere due to the genes that select physical strength potentially activating other weaknesses similar to the example of white tigers being deaf. Another possibility is that many AAs have some white admixture and European genetics were not very compatible with African genetics and reduce their physical fitness.
>>151139041Well then, I conceived in Flagstaff Arizona, married to the woman I met in Richmond Indiana in college. Whose ancestors came from the same tiny Lithuanian village.Who was delivered by the same OB/GYN in Western Massachusetts a year later. Whose grandfather (a Lutheran) was my father's Psych instructor in college in Minneapolis in the 50s.Who writes this shit, seriously
This is the worst series and fanbase of the last decade guaranteed. What an autistic demented hellhole.
>>151139236worse than horsey show? doubt it.
>>151139152idk about American blacks but ours in Brazil were highly inbred and all selected for maximum muscle and minimum intelligence so they didn't question what was going on. i'm serious, they would take one guy and force him to fuck and impregnate 20 women at once.
>>151139236Not yet, we haven't had Bloud Sin Kids yet
>>151139236From what I've seen, this fandom isn't nearly as crazy as the bronies, and neither hold a candle to the Sonic fans.
The Ptolemys ruled Egypt for 275 years and despite being heavily inbred there are no records of any of them being potatoes. It may however be like >>151138981 that their base genetic stock was relatively fit to begin with while the Habsburgs were not so fit and finally ended up with Charles II.
>>151139242>>151139317>>151139336Horsey fags at least stay on their containment board. You have to deal with Loud fags everywhere. Sonic fags have calmed down over the last 5 years or so too.
>>151139428>Horsey fags at least stay on their containment boardOnly because Moot literally forced them to stay there back in the day. Otherwise...
>>151139236>>151139428>fandom barely exists as a shadow of it's former self in any capacity>OMG WHY IS THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE MUH AUTISMMaybe you shouldn't be on 4chan, then.
Incest in European royalty/nobility is overplayed. It was usually the occasional second cousin or something getting married. Not really a big deal genetically. Closer cousin marriages happen all over the world all the time. The Habsburgs were a rather extreme example of super-inbreeding that didn't usually happen.Yes the Egyptian rulers did usually do incestuous relationships, both the native dynasties and the Ptolemies without many recorded problems, although Tutankhaman was definitely sickly because he rolled the genetic dice wrong.
Inbreeding doesn't create genetic defects, it increases the frequency of homozygosity within a population.
>>151133240>>151133560https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rJtFCljmo&list=RDY3rJtFCljmo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUiZW1wZXJvcidzIG5ldyBncm9vdmUgcGVyZmVjdCB3b3JsZKAHAQ%3D%3D
>>151139540btw the Catholic Church had a large part in Europeans having higher than normal genetic diversity because they were strict about forbidding cousin marriage early on. Initially the Church banned first cousin marriage and over time it was expanded to sixth removed cousins. As a result Europeans broke away from tribal/clan structures and had a large range of different phenotypes.Note that this didn't apply to nobility who could and did bribe clergy into allowing cousin marriages so they became way more inbred than the commoners.
>>151139540In the case of ancient Egyptian rulers, at a certain point inbreeding just cancels itself out and everyone in a family becomes a clone with exactly the same genetics. That's the case with lab rats, they're all exact clones of one another so inbreeding doesn't really matter with them.
I believe the native Hawaiian rulers were also pretty inbred and anyway they were a small island stock.
>>151140139>I believe the native Hawaiian rulers were also pretty inbred and anyway they were a small island stock.There are some accounts that suggest they practiced infanticide so if a potato baby was born it may have simply been taken and killed, although other sources claim it was just missionaries' propaganda.
>>151140163Polynesians like European royalty usually practiced marriage between the families of chiefs only. The Hawaiians were exceptionally incestuous and even married full siblings, although they did not consider this to be such and the Hawaiian language doesn't actually have a word for incest. Some studies show that if a genetic weakness is not challenged, and it didn't in Hawaii due to the extremely static environment there, then a person could have it and his quality of life not be majorly impacted.
Can you guys argue about incest on like /b/ or something this doesn't even actually have anything to do with the loud house.
>>151140226Hawaiian genealogies are known for their very numerous generations of inbreeding. I found genealogies that were incestuous for over 300-500 years without another dynasty marrying into it.
>>151140255if you know about Savino's background it has everything to do with it
>>151140255wouldn't /sci/ be the proper board for it?
>>151140272That's like saying anime is /co/ because they were both drawn with a pencil made in China. >>151140307Yeah, I forgot.
>>151139428So you're saying you want to see Bloan, Blyra, Blupa, Blulu, Bliby, and the rest. No problemo.
>>151140034btw tribalism is still dominant in the Middle East and cousin marriages are normal; after many generations of it it has resulted in a high rate of birth defects. Ditto Hassidic Jews.also i've worked in the medical field and once had a Jewish patient with a very rare genetic disorder. his parents were a Russian and a French Jew, a lot of distance separating the two countries but due to an apparent common ancestor had the exact same genetic weakness.
>>151139428No you haven't, sonicfag
>>151117641"At night it sounds like everyone's frantically stirring pasta salad!"
>>151117641"Mom's been lactating for 17 years straight, they're like old balloons now!"
>>151140472oh boy yeah her nipples must look like hamburger meat by now
>>151140258Think I heard somewhere that Hawaiians practiced euthanasia, that if a baby was a potato they just drowned it in the ocean.
>>151138225Can't use Charlie Brown as an example, Schulz didn't care about international stuff, and Peanuts did a special based on FlashDance so...
Headcanon: Starting with Lincoln, all of the younger Loud children were conceived in Vanzilla. It was the only place Lynn Sr. and Rita could find enough privacy for sex. That's the real reason they've never gotten rid of that old heap of a van; way too many romantic connections to it.
>>151140498"And she can insert a whole pickle jar!"
You know this is an imageboard and not a textwall board, right?
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>>151133560He's weak. He doesn't have the grit and strength for it. Also he's like a child or something but let's not sweat the details.
So how would be an humanized Leela (the dragon)
>>151133398>>151128164>>151117847I'm kind of in the camp that Savino fucked up, but it wasn't really that big of anything, since they still have to put his name front in center on the main title, even if its set to a low font opacity and pops up 0.5 seconds before Lily walks off screen and the episode begins. As it is I suspect there was bigger fuckery going on at Nick that they were trying to misdirect away from, and more likely they just wanted full control of a show that was now their rising star and allow them to turn it into the focus-tested mess it became ultimately.
>>151133646Sure anon, let's try and steer away from the farmer's market for a bit. Admittedly, I'm not caught up, so I'll probably posit something that's been done already.1. Lincoln gets an opportunity to stay home by himself for a weekend while the rest go to visit their grandparents. Lincoln quickly realizes how lonely being by himself can be.2. A lonely Lori tries to get some quality time in with Leni who she still thinks would be upset at not having her older sister around. Leni is living her best life and hanging out with her friends from her job.3. Lucy finally finds something that scares even her, and makes it the rest of her siblings problem. This is resolved by Lincoln eventually passing Bun-Bun down the line.
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>>151117641Story of my life
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>>151131899Yep
>>151130978There's no spark to ignite this concept if Lincoln doesn't remain a boy.
>>151144269Yeah id prefer to keep lincoln a boy
>>151130978>>151144269Imagine if Hugh went to tutor Lincoln in this universe. No way he gets out of the house without having fucked most of them.
>>151117641"We're not even Catholic!"
>>151144563i have Gen Xer relatives who were molested by their uncles or older brothers back in the 70s and their retarded boomer hippie parents just laughed it off as kids experimenting
This retarded thread is almost at the bump limit.
you guys should visit Pakistan sometime if you want to see the horrible results of out of control inbreeding
>>151144269>>151144307I'm sure the girls would love to forcefem Lincoln even in the normal universe.
Swimming Fools/Stage Combathttps://pomf2.lain.la/f/gcdxwyzm.mp4
Savino was just in the wrong place at the wrong time being a "typical" macho dudebro guy during the height of #MehLame. His main fault was thinking it was still 2002.
>>151133646>Lynn senior uses Lori's college to make connections fucking over her social life in the process>Luan breaks her leg during the preparation for a prank and has to deal with her siblings giving her shit for something she didn't even get to do.>Lincoln drawings become good enough to attract commissions, he must chose between his integrity as an artist or the money for a new videogame.>Lori and Lana repair the house leading to some comedy scenarios as the family tries to get used to a house in decent shape before new problems show up.>Lincoln gets into a sport Lynn hates for whatever reason.
>>151139106Who?
>>151140313‘The Complex Adventures of Eddie Puss’.
>>151144139Is that Luna?
>>151144139>>151145722Pigslut Luna?
>>151144563oh god
Can someone post the gif? You know the one.
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>>151120336Uh...I once witnessed my neighbor's 4 yo daughter pick up a dead bird and put it in her mouth. We told her parents and they were like "yeah she's like that"
>>151146153i was told that at like age 2 i would grab shit from dustpans and put it in my mouth
>>151146153>>151146197>at water park when I was 10>we were on this water slide>I had to really fucking pee>the idea occurred me that I could just pee in my swim trunks since who was gonna notice, right?>somehow forgot that pee also isn't odorless
>>151144684the bump limit on /co/ is 500 posts
>>151130978Lincoln should be molested by all his pigslut sisters.
>>151145111Doesn't seem like he's fighting it
How would you describe Lincoln's personality?
>>151145979>Lol, I love masturbating to incest and prepubescent cartoon characters>Oh, are those FEET?! Now THAT'S gross! Some of us lolicons have STANDARDS!Imagine somehow thinking this.
Hypnotist Lincoln:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBokss3fSMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKJu5YOLSSQ
>>151147441He calls himself "The Man With the Plan".
>>151126526og veteran from that era, tlh just unleashed creativity and imagination in a spergy autistic way.tlh is just a blank canvas you can paint any story you desire, a creative sandbox so to speak.>>151126545only those?>>151126585even in the pilot episode there was already this weird undercurrent.>>151127299oh...you missed out on so much anon.
You can tell how old someone is based on when they think Loud House got perverted fans (spoilers: always has been)
>>151148561I was fucking around desuarchive and found an early Loud House reveal thread and there were nsfw drawings and incest theories before most the girls personalities were known.
>>151147327He's already been mindbroken by constant edging and sissy hypno videos Lisa beamed into his dreams.
