Are hostess fruit pies good for you?
dude in armor is OP as fuck
Fruit pies inspired the Hulk to kill a street gang.
>The artist's barely disguised fetish
They're absolute dogshit, and still to this day I'll remember these ads and buy one hoping that my previous memories were wrong.
>>151122103What kind of a whimp is intimidated by disco rollers?This is a /cock/ thread now.
>>151123137GO FOR IT!
>>15112189610 teaspoons of sugar per serving, so 1 teaspoon more than a can of coca cola. No, these are terrible for you.
>>151122923The apple ones are borderline edible but the others, yeah.
>>151123510I don't hate Slott...I really don't but this shit wasn't funny.
>>151123510Didn’t someone make an alt where Morlun’s hunger actually was sated by Hostess Fruit Pies?
>>151123162Elise is such a tease
>>151122103Looking at how tightly rolled that concrete is, all of those guys are 100% dead.
>>151123510This one screams for an edit.
>>151121896I remember when we took our trip to Sequoia national forest my dad saw some at like a gas station and bought a bunch.They were gross, my dad said they must have changed the formula.
Elise had comics, huh.
These next two are not food-related, but fit with 4chan.
>>151121896You may notice that the heroes are almost never shown biting into them and they’re mostly eaten by villains and rando kids, so it’s obvious that they’re not good for anyone who wants to do any physical feat harder than throwing Hostess products.
I like the parody that a couple of Thunderbolts fans got into the actual comic. Having Moonstone use Freudian psychiatry to get Baron Zemo to try the tasty treats is a nice in-character touch.
>loved Hostess fruit pies as a teen>eat some semi-recently when Hostess got brought back>almost had a diabetic coma from how much sugar was in itSame shit happened when they re-released Pepsi Blue for a short while. Probably my tastebuds changed, but damn, I do not remember either of them being that fucking nauseatingly sweet
What would you do with a Green Giant rag doll?
>>151124798I choose to interpret this team up as the Hostess script writer knowing MJ was aware of Spider-Man’s identity before the comics writers knew it.
>>151124787I remember there being a couple of homages to Snickers/Baby Ruth in "Green Lantern Secret Files & Origins #2" from 1999
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>>151125092>>151125110Two pages? Fucking decompression.
>>151122103>>151123934>disco >roller bladesThese are definitely just implied to be fags. I'm glad Hostess is taking a stance on killing the fags corrupting our fair cities.
Are you crazy enough to try the Swedish Chef recipe?
>>151121896Glazed hot pocket filled with fruit flavored silicone
>>151122661Canonically dead.
>>151125302Fuck. I messed up.
>>151125302Barbecued Ice Cream does sound kind of interesting Anon. Like Gonzo said, maybe they could do some kind of "Baked Alaska" maneuver?
>>151124314Makes sense he'd be angry. There's another man who touches his wife's tits more than he does!
>>151125424When I first read this I thought the Cosmic Cube was something they made up because a cube that could do anything couldn’t possibly be a core part of a comic about Captain America, that makes no sense. I was very young.Anyway it’s interesting that this uses the actual Cap villain (two if you count the cube). After this they usually created new villains and devices.
>>151125424I'll have to look up what a Baked Alaska is.
Had this 80s Nesquik Rabbit plush for a while, bought him second hand at a Goodwill, surprised at how good of shape he was considering his age
>>151126074In Mexico, they got rid of all food mascots from the packages.
Like I said, Elise is a tease.
>>151121896Man that's some effort on a one-page ad comic.Also has more story than a whole issue of a lot of current comics.
>>151122103Dammit sounds like those are delicious
Haven't had a fruit pie in forever. The ones I see now though are like half the size they used to be.
>>151121896>Are hostess fruit pies good for you?No.But they are good. And that's all that matters.
Fank Juftiff Fuit Fies!
>>151121896No
>>151129750What?
>>151129750This was my first exposure to the concept. Didn't think much of it as having a history, thought it was just a goofy parody of commercials in general.I did want to try them though...
>>151123510Leave it Slott to ruin something fun out of sheer spite. Fuck that dude, seriously.
Take a wrap.Spread lard over it.Sprinkle sugar on the lard.Spread fruit preserves over the sugar.Fold it over.You have something that's more nutritious and flavorful than a Hostess Fruit Pie, with half the calories.
>>151131028That's how McD's apple pies used to be like.
>>151131254Are they even worse now?
>>151124828I'm immediately reminded of that poor anon with the Alastor doll thing.
>>151131723Well, yes. They're baked now.Church's Fried Chicken apple pie now are a lot like what McD's apple pies used to be.
