All Asura fans are white and anyone against him is Indian. Dubs makes this correct
MmmmmmmrrrrrrrreEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
any thoughts on the final 8?
>>151128505>Jobs to Object permanence
>>151128519none of them are luigi so who cares
>>151128534AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151128519I'm rooting for Ash
>>151128551>Jobs to Melanie Klein
>>151128519I'll be real, more than half of them don't have a single decent matchup.
I'M GOING TO FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!
>>151128551
>>151128467
Maka x Deku winny
ROARtos. That is all.
>>151128578Ba ba au au babababa nanana oo oo uu pffffbt la la lalalala. Hannnanana bababana a?
>>151128581What? The fucker isn't even a real mountain buster
>>151128467The ship that united /dbg/
>KRATOS! SAVE ME! IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME! LET ME IN! OH FUCK I CAN'T HOLD O-
>>151128467I didn't get a response last thread but maybe this oneHow does visual flair affect what happens here
Here's Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>151128636yet he couldn't save a single gorilla in a tornado...
>>151128597HOLY SHIT!!!! A TALKING BABY!!!!
why, my peenus weanus of course :)hahah! :Dit's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahahITT: Who can beat this character?- my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :Dhahaha!
>Tifa should have beaten Yang>Cloud beat Link>Sephiroth beat Vergil>Clive will beat DanteHolY FUARK! 4-0 INCOMING!
Saitama won BIGLY
Hank Hill would honestly beat Luthor Sprode
If Luthor is hurt by knives and bullets, Hank would KICK his ass
>>151128692You're not saying anything new. Hank Hill scales to the Power Cosmic
the merge should be later today right? given the whole island thing is 10 weeks and we're 4/10 weeks in
Tatsumaki is pedobait
https://imgur.com/a/WI9FHZkFUCK STRENGTH
>>151128708Post a child that have the curves of Tatsumaki
>>151128692>>151128615How has no one stopped this fucking tornado!?
>>151128610>>151128587Ew fuck off, nerd
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS I SEE THE LIPS OF A VAGINA!!!!! JANNY HELLLLPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151128780Favorite character?
Slenderman v Springtrap. obvious matchup. who wins?
>DmC Donte is unironically stronger than main series DanteWhat the fuck lmao
>>151128467Tough one. DS has some crazy feats like breaking reality when fighting Uriel with his mecha dragon. I don't know that much about Emps actual power, but if he can butt heads with the chaos capital G Gods and create dimensional avenues, he is bound to be pretty busted.
I know Zero vs Meta Knight is probably not the best fight, but I kinda want it to happen to shut up the Mega Man wankers.
Rei AyaGODDESS
>>151128793WEAKtos, obviously…
>>151128813Slenderman feels like he should obviously win but I have the gut feeling Afton actually would and Slendy's way weaker than he seems
>Don't you already have a boyfriend, Deku? I've seen the videos of you taking his firecracker dick like a little faggot. And I'm not impressed with either of your 3-inch pieces of dried up shrimp-for-all. Would be a shame if he found out you were cheating on him, huh?
>>151128838....jobs to Puru, Four, and Nine.
>>151128467>WEAKhammerIs for getting GAPED by CHADkara
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YANKEES WILL NEVER EVER
>>151128908uh-oh, schizo is up.
>>151128908Two Words... Rhymes with Digger Maggot....
FUARKKKKKKKKKKKKK GOOOOOOODDDDSSSSSSSS LET ME FUCK MY WIFES BULL MMMMHP OHH YES SO GOOOOOD GLORP GLORP PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE BULL FUCK HER SO GOOD WITH YOUR MASSIVE BBC UNTIL SHE BEGS FOR YOU YESSSSSSSS MY BULL YESSS KEEP GOING MAKE LOVE TO HER YES
>>151128857Who?
>>151128908You will NOT say that in these halls. Be better or LEAVE!
>>151129034It is not okay to be gay or trans.
>>151129072SHUT YOUR MOUTH! NOW!
IN THESE HALLS WE LET BROWNS KILL AND RAPE OUR WOMEN WITH THEIR MASSIVE BBC WE LOVE ALL POC AND ALL GENDERS HERE I LET MY WIFE HAS PROMISCUOUS RELATIONSHIPS ALL THE TIME CAUSE WE ARE #BETTERMEN
DO NOT LISTEN TO THAT FAKER! In the words and beliefs of KINGtos, we MUST be better men. We must be more empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, LGBTQ+, gender-diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will NOT go back!
I don't want to be a better man, I want to be a Betterman
>IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES DARK WINTER OF THE NEW NORMAL....>AS CITIZENS (DECLARED OR UNDECLARED) OF THE GLOBAL VILLAGE YOU MUST COME TOGETHER AS ONE, BUT APART, AND BUILD BACK BETTER WITH SOME NEW EXTENDED LENGTH TEMPORARY GLOBAL RULES TO KICK START THE 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION........>YOU WILL WEAR THE NWO PROVIDED IOT COCK CAGE FOR YOUR PROTECTION>YOU WILL DRINK THE RECYCLED PISS>YOU WILL EAT THE BUGGIES>YOU WILL EAT THE CRICKET BURGER>YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH MILK>YOU WILL EAT THE MAGGOT CHIPS>YOU. WILL. EAT. THE. BUGS.>YOU WILL TAKE THE MANDATORY VACCINE>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE EATING>YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK WHILE SLEEPING>YOU WILL STAY 6FT APART FROM OTHERS EXCEPT FOR DURING YOUR CORPORATION APPROVED BLM RALLIES>YOU WILL NOT REMEMBER DR SUESS>YOU WILL NOT QUESTION OUR SCIENCE>YOU WILL KNELL WHEN THE GEORGE FLOYD ANTHEM PLAYS>YOU WILL GIVE PUBERTY BLOCKERS TO YOUR CHILDREN>YOU WILL ACCEPT CORPORATION SET UN MIGRANT QUOTAS>YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE>YOU WILL DESTROY DR SUESS>YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR BLM HEALTH HEROES>YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW>YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES>YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS>YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM>YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK>YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVELLIENCE FOR YOUR SAFETY>YOU WILL TAKE THE VMAT2 GENE KILLING MARK OF THE BEAST "VACCINE">YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST>YOU WILL RENT YOUR CLOTHES>YOU WILL LIVE IN POD HOMES WITH YOUR VAXPASS™>YOU WILL NOT TRAVEL WITHOUT YOUR YOUR VAXPASS™>YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM>YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND>YOU WILL ONLY ACCEPT OUR VERSION OF HISTORY>YOU WILL ONLY READ PRE APPROVED CONTENT>YOU WILL ONLY HEAR PRE APPROVED CONTENT>YOU WILL ONLY SEE PRE APPROVED CONTENT>YOU WILL ONLY THINK PRE APPROVED CONTENT>YOU WILL NOT DREAM UNAPPROVED CONTENT>YOU WILL WORSHIP OUR NEW WORLD ORDER ELECTRONIC GOD DEMIURGE>YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL>YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
>>151129072If being gay is wrong then I don't want to be right because greasy cocks and lubed up buttholes are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the men.
So...um Death Battle???
>>151129156Hated this cunt in SRW 30
FUARRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YES MY BVLL FUCK MY WIFE I CAN FEEL MYSELF BECOMING A #BETTERMAN EVERY TIME YOU THRUST YOUR MASSIVE MEATY BBC INTO HER MORE AND MORE YES I AM REACHING TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE KINGTOS OOOOOOOOOOYUUUUUUGHHHHHH
I love Scanty and Kneesocks. They should be used in a death battle.
I hate opmI hate mha
OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHJ YES HONEY YOU CAN GO TO THE CLUB ANYTIME YOU WANT AND FUCK ALL THE BLACK MEN THERE CAUSE WE ARE A PROGRESSIVE HOUSEHOLD AHHHHHH YES IM SUCH A #BETTERMAN, YES STAB THAT WHITE WOMAN ON THE TRAIN SIR AFTER ALL IT ISN'T YOUR FAULT ITS SOCIOECONOMIC FACTORS WE FAILD AHHH YES FUARK IM BECOMING BETTER BY THE SECOND YES HONEY GER PLOWED BY THE BVLL AGAIN YES MAKE ME PROUD, YES BURN DOWN MY CHURCH SO YOU CAN DO SHARIA PRAYER MATS EVERY DAY AT 3 YESSSSSSS IM A BETTER MAN
>>151129324That show isn't funny and is just retarded
All anime is retarded and gay except for csm and soul eater
>killed the thread Ah yes feels so fucking good to win, weather it be using futa dicks or shitty copypasta
>>151129324That show is hilarious and is simply genius
>>151129422Your menstrual cycle is beginning
>>151129429W-what the fuck?! H-how did you know that...
>>151129324Panty and Stocking should fight the Helluva Boss imps
Kingtos posting used to be believable...
Clive and Dante can both kill each other because they are gay and retarded. It'll be a draw bd
If you don't like Bakugo, you're probably an idiot or have low reading comprehension. Or you're having some past bullying trauma that makes it impossible for you to objectively evaluate his character.It's just facts.
>>151129479He's gay
>>151129479I like my men older who takes advantage of emotional vulnerable people to make a point. Bakugo is not one of them.
Dark Magician Girl
>O MY SEVEN QUIRKS So glad that shitty manga had a shitty ending and deku lost all his powers and fell into irrelevance
>>151129497....lost to Silent Magician
>Another win-con for Superman https://youtu.be/KJrtu-RjRykGoku cannot activate Ultra Instinct at will
>>151129479I don't like him cause he's a weak NIGGER, if your powers revolve around you being a walking grenade yet you can't kill a single soul with the explosions you make then you might as well call yourself "Firecracker" instead of whatever this faggot chose as his superhero name
>>151129519Saved
>>151129570Heroes do not murder. They are citizens first. Civil servant second
DIE CONQUEST!!
>>151129091
>>151129642Hawks killed people, Nagant killed people and All Might canonically killed a bunch of AFO's friends and almost killed him. Not to mention a lot of heroes in MHA killed nomu and high end nomu which are people that were usually kidnapped and forcefully experimented on and turned into monsters.
>>151129662Unironic doc seismic victim
>>151129727Read carefully or else I'll gut you alive
>>151129740>I'll gut you aliveProof that you're capable of doing this?
>>151129740Esl-kun I'll kill you with my bare hands.
>>151129662Unironic omni man victimizer
>>151129747
>>151129662This victim is mine for the raping.
>>151129762Shitposting aside, I do think that Mina is one of the few MhA jobbers who could actually injure a Viltrumite. Her feat against Gigantomachia is pretty convincing for that.
I'm still convinced that the Heartless are a good litmus test for Death Battles. Despite becoming common enemies that Sora and company can cut through without effort the specific means of truly "killing" them are so finely tuned that they'll remain a persistent, existential threat on the wider multiverse for the foreseeable future.Hell, there was even a spat between KH and Persona fans about who could take out who and even the Persona fans had to admit that their universe had no real answer to the threats that the Heartless present.
>>151129764Literally who?
>>151129795Bullshit, pretty much any setting with soul destruction can deal with heartless.
>>151129459KINGtos is an enigma. The human mind cannot comprehend him. We can only try to understand him through our imagination. The only words we know from him are “be better men”.
>>151129860Fucking the gay spider
>>151129847>"Bullshit, pretty much any setting with soul destruction can deal with heartless.">Soul DestructionThe Heartless lack souls. They're either born from darkness itself as far as Purebloods are concerned or the darkness found in captured/stolen hearts for Emblems, the only entities in the KH series that have souls are whole beings and Nobodies.
>>151129860Jason's cock has the nastiest maggoty fromage you can think of btw
>>151129918KH Hearts are basically fucking souls, don't be pedantic. And despite their name, the Heartless are more heart than physical matter (and Nobodies, are, ironically, all bodies).
Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
>>151128699He played high school football and sells propane and propane accessories. 5x human baseline strength is probably a fraction of his true power.
>>151129174really weird moment when kratos turned to face the viewer and said this, what were they thinking
>schizotos melty
>>151129988WOW! He MIGHT be able to fight Ultimate Gohan now!
>>151130056>Reverse Flash RAPED and GAPED Super Saiyan Rose Black GokuKEKAROOO!
>>151130061>He doesn't know Ultimate Gohan is stronger than Goku BlackNGMI.
>>151129988>>151130056>>151130061Semi on topic but would the Z fighters be fucked against Reverse Flash.
>>151130079Obviously. SHITku couldn't even beat superman, let alone a flash.
Reminder that Sonic RAPES and GAPES Mario and his entire verse
M-My lie detector just exploded and blew shrapnel into my nutsack, someone PLEASE help me...!
>>151130095It's ok, Anon... We'll make sure your new lie detectors never go near any post claiming GODku can't stomp RAPEDerman.
Puny lizard status?
>>151130132CRUSHED Hulk in the canon crossover.
>>151130132Jobbed to Banner.
>>151129519Sex with Silent Magician
>jolly green faggot is backAs always, trying to spam the thread with unfunny shit.
Kat vs Uravitywho wins?
>>151130249...but enough about Hal.
>>151130249>Broly out of nowhere
>>151130249Godzilla... It's okay to lose to Hulk...
>>151130249We MUST....
Asian female + white male = hot
White female + black male = hot
>>151130388>Hispanic's fantasty
>>151130086i am LIKELY wrong on this but wouldn't sonic have a better shot because the Chaos emeralds are magical or something?i'm not sure if they fully count as magical or not but i'm a solid 90% sure.
Sonicucks are so insecure.
>>151130455>Nigger's fantasty
Sonichads are so self-assured.
Holy fucking SHIT. I just saw a video of a woman with fake tits having them explode and ooze liquid. I feel fucking sick
>>151130493Why would you mention that?
>>151130501I was cursed with it and now you must know it exists.
>>151130493I was jerking it to images of Mina, but then you told me that.
>>151130525Good. Stop gooning. Never goon.
>>151130493That's disgusting, source?
Bring me composite Black Man
>>151130560>>>/gif/29737920>>>/gif/29737915Diobro btw
>>151128570>The Second Coming for Henry>Frank West or Herbert West for Ash>Riku or Gilgamesh for MK>Liu Kang for Geats>DIO for Sakuya???>>151128834What Mega Man wankers? We certainly don't have those here.
>>151130493i used my powers to make that happen btw.
Why shouldn't anime only feats be used for JJK? Like Toji straight up dodging lighting
>>151129479He's a plot device masquerading as a mary sue power fantasy for the author. He's utterly fodder in any other manga where op characters wont take his crap.
>>151130925Because otherwise my verse would end up as a JJK victim
>>151130493Holy fucking SHIT. I just realised that Kratos is a KING. I feel fucking stoked
>>151129988>Not posting hunter zolomon/zoomSonic dies before thinking, plus sonic wathane. The emeralds/chaos control to win against thawne.
>>151130465Sonic doesnt scale to Supes at his strongest and supes can resist magic very well.
>>151130093Mario just on his head and Sonic dies
>Dekek self inserter seething over KINGtsuki BakuGOD Bakugou is not only a well written character but he is also>A better hero than Deku>A better fighter than Deku >Smarter than Deku (top 3 of his class only beaten by Iida and Momo)>More talented than Deku>A better hard worker than Deku Honestly BnH would have been a generational Shounen story on par with Naruto and One Piece if we erase Deku from it to make Bakugou the main character
>My only regret... is that I couldn't... debate more... about who would win... a... Death... Battle... Aahhh...>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP*
If Gundam W ever gets a second match, do you think they'll bring up Frozen Teardrop stuff?
>>151131203Wing a shit and I have no idea why they thought Epyon vs Tigerzord was somehow a relevant matchup. Is it an American thing, because they both aired at the same timeslot at a Californian Ultra Kiddydiddler TV Channel in the 90s?
>>151131202My only regret would be never becoming good enough to draw my own favorite Match ups and /dbg/'s best memes
>>1511312286th ranger vs 6th ranger.plus, there was this, though I doubt the guys at Death Battle actually knew of ithttps://web.archive.org/web/20140706134445/http://screamsheet.wordpress.com/2011/01/20/power-rangers-versus-gundam-wing
I can survive entering a black hole in real life, how high that puts me in the tier list?
>>151131164Say that again, but in english.
>>151130061It's in moments like this that I'm reminded of how z-tards live in fear of Sonic. He is a creature beyond their wildest nightmares.Weaker than Mario, stronger than Goku. That's Sonic for you
SHITrio bros... is our hero a Saul Goodman victim?
>>151131296>forgot context retard
>>151128605Neither is Kratos. But Kratos taught us all that you don't need to be a real mountain buster to be a multiverse buster. Deku is following in Kratos' footsteps. Kratos is TEACHING him!
>>151131311swimming goggles?
>>151128605Let me put it this way: Would you rather be a mountain buster or a universe buster? That's what I thought
>>151128824The problem with Big E is that his powers are whatever the story demands of him. The official books keep everything a mystery, while Black Library did such a poor job with the Horus Heresy that everything is even more confusing now. I believe this fight should be decided by the Rule of Cool.
>>151129642Didn't deku kill all for one
My HERO!!!
>>151130260Hopefully the psp game girl
>>151129072I don't really get why people think 2B is strong, she's a fucking jobber and her magic chips won't change that.Any Megaman character would stomp her
>>151131441>Any Megaman character would stomp herExplain how Toad Man could beat her
>>151131179How many bad guys did Bakugo take down again?
>>151131228Ben explained in his old blogs that it was just because he wanted to do a mecha matchup and those two were ones who were both requested and had good readily available sprites (plus burger nostalgia)
INVINCIBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT THE FUCK NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24cxRmY_qfg
>>151131503Kirkman should sue.
>>151130249Some of the local capeshitters wanna be /dbs/ so bad
Didn't play FFXVI, are Clive's feats better than Dante cutting the tree?
Why is Deku so eminently hateable? Is it because his dickriders have to ship him with anything with a pulse or is it something more primoridially... cucky?
>>151131698Would you stop seething about Deka already?
>>151131721This is my first post in the thread about 8 Years Ghosted Man
>>151131729
>>151131698>primoridially... cuckyI hate him because I hate every single nushounen protagonist that cries like a little bitch.Tanjiro, Yuji, Denji, Deku, and the one nerd from Dandadan are all crybaby cucks. The day of actually respectable men in cartoons is over.
>>151131749Funny how all them goofy fucks stomp Kenshiro though
>>151131698No he's just annoying
>>151130079Reverse Flash just doesn't really work in Dragon Ball.>But he would travel to the past!That creates a new timeline in Dragon Ball>B-b-but muh haxDragon Ball characters plainly outpower hax.
>>151131749I don't recall Yuji crying very much
>>151131749You spout foolishness...Better Men embrace all of their strongest emotions, including sorrow..It is no mark of shame to shed tears for a loved one or in moments of sorrow. A cold statue is nothing to strive for....
>>151131768>Dragon Ball characters plainly outpower hax.If they're stronger than the haxxor
>>151131768So does it in DC but the negative speed force explicitly can change the past
>>151131776I hate Yuji for a slightly different reason. he's just bland as fuck. He has no goals or agency and little personality at all. He's a secondary character in his own show. No one watched JJK for Yuji.Sukuna and Gojo both utterly narratively cucked him, one of them by literally stealing his body.
>>151131768>Dragon Ball characters plainly outpower hax.Goku black says otherwise
>>151131698Because he's a fraud, Hori retconned shit later to show that he "always" tried to help people as a kid even if it contradicts the manga to show that he was a real hero when he just wanted to feel special, his endless Bakugo cocksucking didn't help and his fighting style is boring despite wanking him as some super smart guy
>>151131758Kenshiro cried a lot too,
>>151131788Fair point. I'd argue he truly becomes a character after Shibuya though.
I forgot to list Eren. Yeah he's also a crybaby cuck. He was cool before the final few chapters.
>>151131799Not like this
>>151131749Okarun doesn’t really cry
>>151131782stfu your wife is a walled used up whore
>>151131749What about Asta?
>>151131826No one cares for this nerdy nigga
>>151131833Who?
>>151131837Did he get his genitals back?
>>151131749>TanjiroTanjiro only cries when people dear to him die, something perfectly reasonable.Other than that he is ruthless and he died in his early 20s after impregnating Kanao multiple times and his bloodline survived WW2, Deku's bloodline ends with him>YujiOnly had a emotional breakdown once after that he locked in and did what needed to be done even when he was weaker than his opponent. Yuji has more T in a single finger than Deku in his whole body>DenjiDeku would legit kill himself if he had to endure 0.0001% of the shit Denji experiences on a daily basis, still Denji pulls through even if fumbling his way forward >the one nerd from DandadanOkarun as a Teenage without balls (literally he had no testicles) was still more manly and brave than adult Deku at the end of the story.You know what Deku did when he lost his powers? He gave up on his dream You know what Okarun did when he lost his powers? He started training to gain new powers on his own to protect his girlfriend.Compared to Okarun Deku might as well be a woman, but the worst part is that even Okarun's girlfriend has more balls than Deku
>>151131854Okarun has new powers? What are they?
>>151131854Tanjiro breaks down like a cuck whenever he hears a demon's sob story iirc
>>151131854>Tanjiro only cries when people dear to him die, something perfectly reasonable.Better than Kenshiro, who cried for literal child enslaver Souther
>>151131854And Asta?
>>151131880no one has any idea who that is
>>151131863Momo's granny gave him a stick that does nothing on its own but after training his own chi Okarun can focus and turn the stick into whatever the fuck he is trying to make in this >>151131854 pic.
>>151131872that's different to chuds cause he's got that stone faced cool guy single tear crying
>>151131886Loses to Yuji
>>151131837His series is more about the ghosts and aliens
>>151131871No? He still kills the Demons even after hearing their tragic stories.He can both recognize you got a sad life and still kill you for being a demon.
>this is someone's hero
Boys are supposed to look up to these guys?
>>151131914Why do main characters have to be aspirational to be interesting?
>>151131896For now
>>151131909Name one thing wrong with crying Without crying.
>>151131921Shounen should be like how cartoons used to be. The protags should actually be men and show kids good traits in a man.It's no fucking wonder the kids that look up to these "heroes" are the least manly cuckiest faggots ever.
>>151131786>and negative still force, that's the worst of it. meaningless. that'd just be speed force. is that the best our species can come up with? is that something we're okay having out in the collective dreaming of humanity? it's shameful, it's a shameful idea. fucking negative still force. it's stupid, that we are even capable of such stupidity is a threat to our planet and all others. and everyone at some point has put out a thought of their very own that was just as stupid,
>>151129988and BatGOS is > Sonic
>>151131786What does that have to do with speed?
>>151131935Why? Who gives a shit about kids?
>>151131202>father you didn't debate shit, all you did was Shitpost and fall for bait
>>151131784Which is definitely the case. Jiren and UI Goku shit on Goku Black and Reverse Flash strength wise.
>>151131854>Deku would legit kill himself if he had to endure 0.0001% of the shit Denji experiences on a daily basis, still Denji pulls through even if fumbling his way forward If devils existed in the world of MHA Deku would be giving up both as a hero and on life. Makima alone would be too much of a threat to the world hero association in more than one way simply because trying to kill her alone would put citizens in danger. So you can imagine what would happen next he actually managed to land a fatal blow on her.
>>151131784>>151131964Didn’t Shenron turn Goku into a baby?
>>151131964GvS3 said a single DC universe is incalculably bigger than Goku's highballs
>>151131950>Who gives a shit about the people that will do the jobs you depend on in the futureNo wonder a faggot who defends Decuck the crying bitch thinks this way. Even if you're completely and utterly selfish in every sense of the word, making sure the young generation ends up successful is of upmost importance.
>>151131914Come on now the Tanjiro and Yuji ones are them reacting to major deaths and they use it to grow up. Don't care about the other cucks tho
>>151131965Wouldn't she just orchestrate it so the organization never formed or was working for her?
>>151131965The vast majority of devils job to guns and melee weapons. I think in a world where superpowers exist without the need for devil contracts and has paragon figures like All Might, devils would be significantly less feared and thus weaker.
>>151131795Goku Black? Guldo says otherwise, hell Frog Ginyu says otherwise
>>151131991Makima likes control. The fear being spread by heros and villains would benefit her
>>151131784Bart bros... What the fuck?!
>>151131995Don’t the guns also hurt Quirk users. It’s not like if All Might was shot in the eye, it would bounce off
>>151131964>and Reverse FlashDB outright said that had the power to counter the destruction of the entire DC universe and said the power gap was too big to assume Black had a chance in hell of matching his level of power. Nothing in dragon ball history is as bullshit as the speed force.
I wish Makima pegged me and forced me to do HRT...
>>151131988it's insane to say that and post a soulless corporate puppet who lives in status quo la la land.
>>151132003But she deliberately makes her visibility minimal in canon.
>>151132011Deku...
>>151131854>Deku would legit kill himself if he had to endure 0.0001% of the shit Denji experiences on a daily basis, still Denji pulls through even if fumbling his way forwardDenji is a retarded (medical condition) with a heart of gold, you can't defeat that>>151131965>If devils existed in the world of MHA Deku would be giving up both as a hero and on lifeWorse, since Deku is a spoiled little fag the first episode would be about him selling his soul for superpowers, fuck he would sell even his mom and his dog too. He's the worst type validation-seeking bitch out there.
>>151132011Gojo...
>>151131988I would think that would be on their parents.
>>151132032Gojo wouldn't say or let that happen
>>151132011This happened canonically to KEKji
>>151132031I still think Hemophilia would be most fitting for Denji
>>151131451By scaling to Megaman
>>151132007Yeah but afaik very few people use guns in MHA so the fear level for that would be drastically lower as well. If a bank robber pulled out a gun on All Might, people wouldn't be shitting their pants over it. They know and expect the hero to be able to handle the situation.
>>151132042Denji isn't a cuck. It's just that every woman he meets is a fucking maniac and developed trust issues because of it.
>>151132050>The biggest cuck of yesterday raising the biggest cuck of todayThe cuckiest cuck of all the cucks
>>151132050At last... A worthy adversary
What is it about cuckoldry and these threads? It gets mentioned all the time. EVERY single FUCKING THREAD gets a mention of cuckoldry. This is not fucking normal, seek help.
>>151132052Speaking of, MHA takes place like 200 or 300 years in the future right? Shouldn't their guns be even more powerful than our current ones even as a backup plan of anything else when dealing with quirk users?
>>151131872>Kenshiro slanderVacate
>>151132055This is true for nearly all women irl so he doesn't really have an excuse
>>151132090Is he wrong though?
>>151132086I am obsessed. I watch cuck porn every single day. It's something I think about daily.
imagine sending a modern /dbg/ poster to 2019 /dbg/they'll starve to death from the lack of cuck posts, AI slop, and will have no way of posting copypastas since /dbs/ still haven't made most of the KEKlin posts to copy and edit with 0 effort
>>151132070Shut up Boruto's planetary rasengan victim
>>151132109Wouldn't they just recreate the KEKlin copy pastas? Also the Jefreposter has been around for longer than that
>>151132109A modern /dbg/ poster would destroy 2019 /dbg/ with ease with knowledge of Kratos's inevitable rise as the pinnacle of battle boarding.
>>151132122you think they're smart enough to remember all of it to recreate them properly?
>>151132119Post Boruto's Sun Disk.
>>151132109NOOOO PLEASE DONT NOOOOO
>>151132087It's around a 100 years iirc and there was a chaos period before the hero system was put in place so technology probably did not improve that much. Since most of the population are quirk users by the time of MHA, there likely isn't much need to develop technology either. Why improve machinery if there's people with super strength quirks, why improve medicine much if there are healing quirks, etc.
>>151131941Just saying this shit would never happen to Cell.
>>151132129You don't need intelligence if you have dedication
>>151132087League of Legends is still a thing teenagers play, their technology must have stagnated hard
>>151131660Yes
If you rewind time I'm doing everything I did again. These halls will be saved for as long as a single scholar remains
>>151132151must be some crappy dedication if it just results in editing an existing copypasta instead of creating a fully fresh one
>>151132090Unc thinks his mary sue self insert still has gravitas
>the Jefreposter started in exactly November 2019You need to send someone back a year earlier if you don't want them to steal shit
>>151132125Lol
>>151132125past /dbg/ was already dreading that inevitability so if you told them that they'd just say "yeah we know" and move on
Remember no one outside of /dbg/ still cares about Krasura.
>actually reading mha and chainsawmanI expected more from all of you.
Hey, anyone remembers that one thread where an anon named three kittens and then the mother ate one of them? What happened to the other two?
>>151132234hopefully they're still alive, poor Outlier
>>151132228What's the matter?
>>151132234Did it taste good
>>151132228I didn't read MHA, I saw the first season back in college because the retards I was with thought it was kino and it sucked assCSM is just boring as shit lulsorandumb gore and political seething (basically the average Netflix show at this point without blatant DEI garbage), only thing that's worth reading for anymore is the women
Could anyone in MHA resist these?
>first fight is a literal spite match where Nolan unironically TEACHES Homelander with just his standard feats>second fight is against a featless statement merchant who got BTFO'd even with extremely generous scaling and a non-canon formWhen will the Invincible verse get a real matchup?
>>151131965Makima wouldn't be a threat in BnH because she would be working for the government and giving all the heroes their monthly wages And since everyone in BnH is a professional bootlicker she would have the heroes fighting on her side against whoever she decides is the villain of the week
>>151132287>Thor and Nova victims
>>151132287Like what? I know Boros vs Battle Beast has been brought up
>>151132287Invinciblefags think Mark can fight Gohan so you either get spite matches and facing off against dragon ball characters with no feats or you get squashed, take your pick.
>>151131179Gets slaughtered by pic related
>>151132234They are still alive and well, nothing out of the ordinary.The black one is Statements and the grey one is Scaling
>>151131179Loses to Raphael
>>151132374>dragon ball characters with no featsLike Gohan...
>>151132287Popular Mark matches people ask for are vs SBP, Gohan, Nova, Rodimous Prime. He gets seal clubbed in all of them so not soon.
>>151132287Now
Did Denji finally lock in?https://mangaplus.shueisha.co.jp/viewer/1026823?timestamp=1762269933173
>>151132416what world are you living in?
>Pochita ate the Death DevilKek, what a fodder
>>151132378Of course he does, Sasuke has a sword and as far as I know Bakugo doesn't have cutting resistence feats
>>151132432If Atreus is scaled to 0.1% of Kratos he explodes invincible's verse with his mind according to DB.
>>151132381I was just thinking about this the other day, glad they're okay
>>151131287>>151131296Sonic dies to bing bong wahoo, faggot
>>151132436Why didn’t Yuji have a gf?
>>151132381>Statements and ScalingWas the third one named "feats"? Did feats get eaten?
>>151132436Denji is still mucking about in Dreamland while Pochita is doing everything so no
>>151132479Outliers
>>151132287this is the end of the road Invincible verse
>>151132479The mom was feats, remember?
>>151132099Uh yeah, he does. They keep trying to kill him or use him for their own selfish benefits.
>>151132478He does at the end though
>Hot RodYawn. Out of the way, GEEK.https://bangsbangingblogs.blogspot.com/2025/03/bangs-blogs-invincible-vs-hot-rod.html?m=1
>>151132511>kill him or use him for their own selfish benefits....so like almost every woman irl
>>151132478Isn't he like 12 or something
I know Superman always Jobs to Batman but that's because Batman is a metahuman that makes everyone retarded, by feats Clark shits all over Mark and Nolan at the same time
>>151132550Yuji? He’s like Denji’s age
This feat? Basically faster than light speed.>b-b-but Noelle isSilence. Your verse gets clapped.
>>151132318>since everyone in BnH is a professional bootlicker she would have the heroes fighting on her side against whoever she decides is the villain of the weekWell that just makes things less fun. It's too easy.
>>151132550He's like 16
>>151132543You are an incel.
>>151132554wtf
>>151131965What would happen if you threw Makima into space?
>>151132571Yeah, he's 15 at the beginning of the series.It's crazy to think that the entirety of JJK happens in less than a year
>>151132543For shit like war and destruction?
>>151132582And MHA
>>151132534>the faggy IDW version only and not the version that has similarities to Mark
>>151132532I need Modulo to reveal she got fat again after pumping out 6 kids
>>151132586Wait, actually?
>>151132589I like that reference
>>151132602I’m pretty sure it’s canon Yuji didn’t produce anything
>>151132615But is she fat?
>>151132566No, someone who actually has lived with women>>151132583That's taking it a bit far, but using you to satisfy excessive money spending and being lazy is pretty selfish to me
>>151132615Neither he or anyone connected to him have appeared yet though (save for a brief Mahito cameo). We'll have to wait
>>151132589They admit in the blog the only way Mark stood a chance is if they limited it to IDW so yes, they just nerfed Hot Rod to get Mark the win
>>151132622Why do you want her to be fat?
>>151132623Name one woman you know who groomed you into killing people for sex nude pics.
>>151132639It’s hot and I can jerk off to it , retard
>>151132637fuck that gay shit, they should've wanked Mark and Rodimus
>>151132607It's literally one school year that got interrupted by the hero villain war for a few months. So around one actual year.Deku gained and lost his powers within the timeframe shorter than other heroes training arcs.
>>151128631Doesn’t affect it at all
>>151132642If a woman tried getting me to do retarded shit I'd tell them to shut the fuck up. This is a very common thing especially with BPD chicksIt's not my fault Denji is too weak willed to do the same
>>151132651so he got Harry Potter'd?
I just dunked on some retard in an Omni-Man vs Metro Man debateWhat was the last powerscaling debate you guys won
>>151132659He’s hypersexual as a way to cope with his trauma since he associates intimacy with self erasure , skidmark
>>151132662I debunked a TMNT wanker, something I’m proud of as a TMNT fan
>>151132675what were they arguing about?
>>151132662I BTFO and debunked some retard arguing Metro Man could beat Omni-Man, but he called himself the victor and said he'd post about it on /dbg/
>>151132665>muh traumaNo he's just retarded, and so is any other man who gets jerked around by cheap predatory or manipulative tacticsIf you can't handle mind games, don't be around women, simple as
>>151132586One Piece before the timeskip was less than a year. Then they separated for 2 years and have been back together for a few months
>>151132680Saying Mikey was continent level because Silver Sentry scaling
>>151132697Wasn’t Denji a victim of child trafficking?
>>151132661Much worse. A lot happens in each year for HP. But we see multiple of his years at Hogwarts.Deku's whole career with quirks is the equivalent to just the Philosopher's stone.
>>151132712He was just a Yakuza debt victim
>>151130260Ochako. Shes unironically super powerful but people seem to forget that because Hori made her into a SIMP for Blonde Jonkler
Death Battle fighters by political affiliation
>>151132659>It's not my fault Denji is too weak willed to do the sameHe is 16 YEARS OLD
>>151132712I believe he inherited his dad's debts, then the yakuza made him work for them for pennies and sell some of his organs to repay it. Poor kid had no chance
INVINCIBROS RUN
>>151132784And? At that age I dated a girl who told me she'd kill herself if we broke up. I dumped her and she didn't do anything except seethe about it. Don't entertain the dumb shit women try at any age, every man understands this extremely early on, it's just some like Denji don't internalize it
>>151132799Oh no! Not another Sun Disk victim!
>>151132697It sounds like you're just victim blaming and trying to paint denji as pathetic because he doesn't know who to trust anymore in a world filled with devils who don't see him as anything but a tool. Yeah it's HIS fault for suffering from trauma. It's his fault that he was taken advantage of. It's his fault that every female person he meets is a monster. Either metaphorically or literally.
>>151132774>Whatever will annoy who he's speaking to Based tier.
>>151132810You have a child's understanding of the human mind. Denji's formative years alone invalidate your judgment and this manosphere posturing of yours gets less believable every time you come up with something new
>>151132819I'm not saying it's Denji's fault he lives in a shit world and he had a shit upbringing and he has a strong devil inside everyone wants. But it is his fault for listening to shit women who outright tell him to his face they don't like or care about him. That's actual incel behavior, trying to forage for crumbs of pussy. Just move on nigga
>>151132771She's completely outclassed in gravity abilities to the point she can't do anything
>>151132810>And? At that age, I dated a girl who told me she'd kill herself if we broke up. I dumped her, and she didn't do anything except seethe about it. I don't believe you. And even if you are telling the truth. Not every teenager is mentally built to deal with shit like this. Just because you had it easy didn't mean the same can be said for other teenagers. You might as well blame children for not saying no to pedophiles asking for their personal info on roblox.
Denji didn't even have the simplest of needs met as a child, so looking at him from our point of view is retarded considering we know he killed his dad.
>>151132829I like how you don't really have anything left except for vague insults and arguments that don't actually mean much of anything because you know I'm rightWell, go ahead and live life like Denji, don't come crying to me when a woman takes all of your shit and leaves lmao
>>151132859You did everything you accused me of doing. You're the Projection Devil and seemingly pettier than any woman
>>151132813>uh actually Hot Rod could definitely destroy a sun disk too just like Mark
>>151132869I haven't insulted you once, unless you're a woman, in which case you know what you are, and my argument has stayed remarkably consistent I'm just telling you the reality of things. If you're a man, you don't listen to dumbass women trying to steal from you. Denji didn't learn that after so many shit experiences with women and now he's a failed man paying the price for it. Just how it is lil bro
>>151132859as opposed to your pointless anecdotes and vague generalizations about women and how all men can intuit their motivations...
>>151132874InvinciRod being Kirkman's son vs Kirkman's hero is funny
>>151132771She's only OP in her setting because actual self propulsion is pretty rare in MHA so getting orbited by her is a serious threat to character in her own series. Even then it's pretty useless to characters who can fly or propel themselves.
Uhhh... InvinciGODS.... w-why did Kirkman betray us!?
>>151132883I didn't say you insulted me, woman
>>151132883That's called victim blaming.
>>151132469I'm sorry, I only speak english.
Why does Kirkman hate Superman anyways?
>>151132813I'm inclined to believe a single cybertronian sealing a solar system threat inside a star is arguably more impressive than whatever the sun disk wank is actually about.
>>151132874Didn't he already make some minor lore character in the new comics capable of defeating a monster that was comparable to other iteration's Unicron's? Makes me assume the actual Unicorn and thus Rodimus Prime are going to be way above sun disk level.
>>151132847Nigga, most guys with half a brain intuitively know what women are up to even at a really young age. Fuck, even Power and Kobeni showed off to Denji how women really act in shit situations. He just doesn't learn. He refuses to. Trauma doesn't excuse stupidity.>You might as well blame children for not saying no to pedophilesDepends on the age of the kid. If we're talking like 13 or older then yeah they should know by then to not talk to creepy strangers over the Internet
>>151132904He doesn't. He just thinks Superman is boring
>>151132893WTF... I thought Mark was his favorite Transformer.
>>151132799>Sam and Erin think he's an IDW comic original characterGrim.
>"You know," Robert Kirkman began, his voice a smooth, confident baritone, "it's a question I get a lot, and I understand the appeal of these cross-over hypotheticals. But I have to admit, I find the premise itself a little... curious, when it comes to Mark Grayson and Rodimus.">He paused, letting the statement hang. "Let me be clear: I have immense pride for what I achieved with Invincible. Iconic. Absolutely. But in terms of raw, unadulterated, physical might and velocity, there's simply no contest. Rodimus, and frankly, any Cybertronian, operates on a fundamentally different plane of existence.">Kirkman gestured with one hand, a casual, almost dismissive sweep. "Consider the baseline. A Cybertronian, from birth, is a walking, talking, faster-than-light projectile. Their entire physiology is engineered for power output that would render most planets uninhabitable if they weren't so adept at controlling it. We're talking about individuals who drive through entire asteroid fields casually, who punch through planets that crumble like sandcastles, who can survive atmospheric re-entry from lightspeed without a scratch. This isn't a power-up, it’s their default state. It's the equivalent of a human breathing.">He then settled back, a look of intellectual contemplation on his face. "Frankly, Mark's feats, impressive within my narrative context, just don't scale up. His power, while undeniable, feels... conditional. It’s a resource to be drawn upon, often with significant visible exertion. Rodimus' power is him. It’s his blood, his bone, his energon. It's a constant, effortless output of raw physical might and incredible velocity that I simply don't see matched by Mark's demonstrated capabilities.">"And honestly? I'd wager any Cybertronian in good standing could probably make short work of the entire Invincible universe, just through sheer, unyielding, physical superiority. It's just a different class of power."
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>>151132897There's only so many times a guy can be sympathetically doted on for being a victim before it gets tiring. Like what am I supposed to say when a kid tries to touch a boiling pot on the stove top again and again after he hurts himself the first time? "Stop being a dumbass"? Is that victim blaming to you or telling a stupid person to knock it off?
>>151132911i think their point is that Denji doesn't even have half a brain. the guy was a guttersnipe with mob ties who was manipulated by everybody and then discarded. what happens when you're growing up affects your development. Denji is literally stunted
>>151132912Fair enough, he is
>Domain Expansion: Unlimited VoidWoops, there goes the entire Shitvincible universe
>>151132970would it work on things without minds?
>>151132936>the guy was a guttersnipe with mob ties who was manipulated by everybodyYeah, and maybe then he should have learned that niggas, especially women, are extremely manipulative. It's not like people with worse upbringings than Denji can't develop bullshit radars of their own. Even animals can develop basic Pavlovian responses
>>151128467>>151102522“Villains come because of Goku.” Most existential threats predate or ignore him:Frieza wanted the Dragon Balls regardless; the Androids were Gero’s vendetta; Buu was an ancient demon; Beerus is a cosmic constant; Zamasu’s plan wasn’t “attracted to Goku,” it was a god’s warped ideology. Blaming Goku for every cosmic thug is like blaming a firefighter for fires because he keeps showing up.Mecha Frieza/Trunks & the heart virus. Trunks explicitly says that is a CURE, not a preventive drug. He needs to take it when it starts.The Cell senzu/Gohan plan. It’s a misread to call this “fraud.” Goku believes (rightly) that Gohan’s potential exceeds his own; he tries to end the nightmare permanently by awakening it. When he sees his judgment led to a risk he didn’t intend, he immediately sacrifices himself via Instant Transmission to save the planet. He miscalculates, then owns it with the highest possible cost.“Wanted to stay dead” in the Buu arc. He is giving the living a chance to stand on their own. He returns only when the stakes demand it, teaches fusion, empowers the kids, and ultimately wins with a Spirit Bomb that requires the consent and will of humanity. That’s not escapism—that’s participatory heroism.Piccolo “tells Buu to kill people.” Piccolo stalls a reality-ending monster to buy time for Earth’s only viable counter (Gotenks/Gohan). Buu was already slaughtering. Tactical delay ≠ endorsing murder; it’s triage in an extinction scenario.
>>151133006i don't think you understand how bad it is when your brain develops under those conditions. it's like saying autistics just need to act normal and depressives just need to don't worry and be happy
>>151133024“Planets blown up on his watch.” Yes—because DB tells stories where failure is possible. What matters is response: evacuations, sacrifices, last-second saves, and hard-won redemption. Saying “things went bad, so the hero is a fraud” would also disqualify Superman (Doomsday, Zod invasions, Crisis-level resets, Injustice timelines, etc.). Great heroes face losses; the best keep choosing good anyway.“Trauma of die/undie.” In-universe, resurrection doesn’t erase cost. People fear, grieve, and remember. Goku’s answer isn’t “lol Dragon Balls”; it’s “train, protect, trust, and rebuild”—and often let others lead so the world isn’t dependent on a single savior.>>151132774Goku leans right. He is a family man that does not endorse criminals.
>>151132228>reading capeshit
>>151133032Plenty of autists can learn to blend in. Plenty of depressed people can learn to mask or suppress it. Denji doesn't learn. That's all there is to it.
>>151132774Tails is far right.His only solo game was about killing illegal immigrants to protect your homeland
Is the csm movie any good
>>151133069i bet those people grew up in a real household
>>151132904He doesn't eat enough babies.
Bros
>>151133117Kirkman is unironically the seventh highest donor to Pro Life causes in the US
>>151133126Has little to do with his main contention with superman just being he isn't edgy enough.
From what I saw of MHA, it's just a mid show, serviceable, but nothing special, yet i seems to inspire a lot of hatred.
>>151132576She can teleport with the spider devil or using small animals like rats
>>151133207Fucking Black Clover did a better job with that premise
>>151132771Playing My Hero Ultra Rumble will change your perspective on Ochako... She's fucking BROKEN in that gameWith her remote gravity powers she can turn any character into a helpless floating target and since she can lift anything thanks to her gravity powers she has a move were she spins around with a car on 0 gravity and throws that shit at you like it's made of paper.Plus her mobility is disgusting
>>151133207The main character is a crybaby bitch so insecure men (most powerscalers) feel they have to prove their masculinity by performatively shitting all over him. Also the people who actually like MHA are Peter Parker shipper-levels of pathetic who try to make him fuck every girl when he can barely get with oneThe same happened with that one Hitman manga where the main character had fire powers, but it never got as popular as MHA
>>151133232Never watched it.
>>151133117Superman is kike-made thougheverbeit, baby foreskin might as well run through his veins with how often he eats it
>>151133123This is the biggest "fuck around, find out" moment in Death Battle's history
If Bakugo vs Reze becomes a real episode, which outcome would cause the bigger meltdown? Bakugo has a lot of fans but there also seems to be a lot of spite art against him.
>>151133256You didn't miss anything, which is even more sad for mha
>>151133276There may be something wrong with me because Bakugo does nothing for me
>>151133284it should be a 3-way with Rex in it
>>151133284>Bakugo has a lot of fansFujos can go fuck themselves though OfA scaling puts Bakugo near mountain level
>>151128505>>151128551>>151128597
>>151133284Bakugou losing would cause a bigger meltdown in the normie and powerscaler community.BnH is popular and Bakugou is the most popular character there, and for DB to give Reze the W they would need to completely change the way they powerscale and that would send the entire Powerscaling community into overdrive.
>>151133024>Frieza wanted the Dragon Balls regardlessBecause he heard Goku and the Z Fighters talking about them. It's the same reason that Vegeta came to Earth. They both learned about the Dragon Balls via Radiz's scouter >the Androids were Gero’s vendetta;Gero's vendetta against Goku >Buu was an ancient demonWho was awakened because of Goku's son, Gohan, and Goku's fight with Vegeta>Beerus is a cosmic constant;Yes>Zamasu’s plan wasn’t “attracted to GokuHis plan fails if he doesn't have Goku's god tier body that can easily be trained up to rival the gods >Mecha FriezaCame for revenge against Goku>He is giving the living a chance to stand on their own.You literally just said in the previous paragraph that Goku fucked up and misread his son's nature. If Goku knows that Gohan isn't a fighter and Vegeta isn't reliable because of his pride, then why wouldn't Goku return to be Earth's protector? The answer is that he's a selfish bastard who would rather sate his bloodlust and obsession with fighting in the otherworld. Goku literally choose fighting and training over Earth and his FAMILY, including Gohan who was only 12-13 and Chichi who was literally pregnant
>>151133284Outside the fandom, I'm not sure Bakugou winning or losing would really cause ripples. Most of Bakugou's actual predominantly female fanbase doesn't really follow vs debates shit. But in the Death Battle fanbase, 100% Bakugou winning would cause bigger meltdowns. There's too many people who see their childhood bully in Bakugou for his victory to go over well.
>>151133284Bakugo has more niggers siding with him so that's my bet
>>151128519I only care about Ash and Slendy, Sakuya should've been replaced with Reimu
Could your favorite street tier character survive the "No, I'm not Human" apocalypse?
>>151133056>>151132228>readingI only look at images here, then my dog type the replies. KNEEL!
>>151133284Nobody actually thinks Reze would win an episode, they're shitposting to get people mad
>>151131758>Funny how-HIDEBUUUU*BOOM*
>>151133391Easily.
>>151133303No one cares about Rex, bruva
Unironically what is a good fight for pre-nerf chenso de negro
>>151133408What am I supposed to be looking at?
>What? Ash Ketchum? What are YOU doing here?>You've come to claim every female I know?>But I thought you were asexual!>What... You're saying that Serena's kiss has turned you into an INSATIABLE SEX FIEND?>What's that? You... You plan on making Tea give you PRIVATE LAP DANCES? Followed by ENDLESS HAPPY ENDING CREAMPIES?!>A-and not just her?! Rebecca as well?!>You plan on using her pigtails as handles before FUCKBLITERATING her until she turns RETARDED?!>And that's not all?!>Y-you're going to call my Dark Magician Girl and... AND... HAVE ALL OF YOUR ACE POKEMON RUN A TRAIN ON HER?!>And then you plan on STEALING MY PUZZLE and then using it as a dildo to satiate Tea's now CAVERNOUS pussy that was stretched out thanks to your MIGHTY CHAMPION COCK?!>A-and then you plan on IMPREGNATING her with THIRTY CHILDREN so that your thirty Tauros can now each have a rider?!>A-and that's not all?! You're going to steal my Egyptian God Cards and throw them overboard onto an OCEAN MADE OF DARK MAGICIAN GIRL'S SEX JUICES?! >And that's not all?! You... You plan on granting me the most powerful Millennium Item, the MILLENNIUM COCK CAGE?!>Well... What else can I say but... IT'S TIME TO YABBA DABBA DUEL
>>151133438This nigga looking goofy!
>>151133500The joke doesn't work because Dark Magician Girl is canonically extremely loyal to the Pharaoh
>>151133405Just because they made you mad and you threw a hizzy doesn’t mean they were shitposting.
>>151133479some fags exploding through their bodies destroying themselves through aura alone, he doesnt touch them at all
a chadly KIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
>>151133500Hmmm isn't Ash 10 years old?
>>151133533Yes and he’s converting Yugi’s entire female verse into shotacons as we speak
>>151133533That doesn't matter to Pokepedos
>>151133500Ash would rather fuck Kuriboh than any YGO female
>STIFFEN THE WOOBATS!!! ALAIN?! You want to do WHAT with my wife?! You wanna help SERENA catch ALL the STDS?! You want to make her a CHAMPION in the SACK!?! You want to MEGA EVOLVE YOUR PENIS inside my WIFE'S VAGINA?! EEEEHHHH?!?! You REALLY mean that you would be so GRACEFUL as to SQUIRTLE on her JIGGLYPUFFS while I, ASH KETCHUM, get to PIKACHU getting it ON from the CLOSET?!?!??! YIIPEEEEE!! And after ALL of this happens, I would get to REGISTER YOUR CHILD on the humandex as though she was MY VERY OWN DAUGHTER??!!?!?! WOO HOO! So what you're saying is, that YOU and SERENA will be GOING AT IT like LOPUNNIES IN HEAT, while I watch from the CORNER, filming it with my ROTOM CAMERA that you are getting for ME!!?! And then, you will HAMMER ARM and CLOSE COMBAT her in order to leave her in a CONFUSED and INJURED state, in which her PLEASURE will be AMPLIFIED?!?!? And then, when you are done with her, you are going to let out ALL of your pokemon take turns RAILING HER?!>YABBA DABBA DOO GOTTA GET KEKED BY THEM ALL!!!
Why are anime fans so into cuckolding?
>>151133543....The only adult woman in the show is Mai and I'm pretty sure she and Joey are a thing in the show. Also I think Yugi's gf is a 12(?) year old college graduate by the end of season 4.
If anything honestly Pokemon fans being into irl little girls is new for them, most of them seem to be more into little boys. Especially the black Pokebros, they really like em young
>>151133526Do you know the chapter?
>>151133500>>151133557I hate all of you
>"Sorry, pipsqueak~! My heart belongs to the king of Egypt!"
Reze scales to the aging devil who created an entire realm of existence
Ash scales to Pokemon fangame protagonists who can perform powerful feats like this
>>151133565>anime fansSuperman got cucked and rapedBatman cucked DickMark has always been a cuckGwen cucked Peter with NormanAnd there's more
>>151133579Are you doubtful or something? I posted the entire screen life of the mooks. Vol 26 ch 231 in the older volume releases.
>he's posting it againlike a bot
>>151133599>>151133572>>151133549Why are Pokemon fans like this?
>>151133606Take it easy. I just wanted to see if it was as lazy as you presented it
Never forget
>>151133520Aren't 80% of the girls in these types of shitposts normally loyal?
Pokemon gen 5 had a lot of good ideas.
>>151133649yes
>>151133438>Unironically what is a good fight for pre-nerf chenso de negroShiki Tohno >Supernatural Demon hunter>Supersonic speed and reflexes >Mystic Eyes of Death Perception which let him ignore durability, ignore immortality, cut through concepts, and negate supernatural health regeneration >Precognition Should be a pretty close fight. Thematically the matchup would work because both are Demon/Devil Hunters with esoteric abilities that allow them to kill immortal beings
Another day... another humiliation ritual...
>>151133656What if pochita just ate him
>>151133651LMAO. No. the gen that single handedly almost killed the franchise and had a lot of the games core fans thinking of abandoning this sinking ship of a series due to the clear decline in quality.Let's take a look at the long list of objective facts that this gen did wrong.>Absolute dog shit dex filled to the brim with deviant art tier juvenile designsWhen you have one of the largest new dexes and I can't even put together a team of 6 (six) pokemon that I like, then you know there's a massive problem.This dex was made up of abominations, and I'm not even talking about the big offenders like garbodor and vanilluxe, I'm talking literally almost everything. There's maybe 4-5 good lines in this joke of a dex which is just laughable.>Bland and forgettable region>Trash team with a ridiculously bad looking uniform and an equally ridiculously bad reason for existing>Toddler tier story>Non existent difficulty (always makes me kek when the underage majority of this board says they had trouble with these games literally because these were the first games you millenial fuccbois grew up with)Positives about Gen V -Some great musicThe very few pokemon from this gen I do like are pure kino.And that's all.It brings a smile to my face whenever I come here and see the sperging out and tears about how gamefreak doesn't give the slightest shit about you or your shitty gen considering they're doing their absolute best to distance the new games from them which is without a doubt the correct move.Everywhere other than here (and I really do mean EVERYWHERE) rates gen 5 as the absolute bottom of the barrel worst games in the series. They scored shit, they sold shit, they are shit.
Reminder Gen 5 is the game that added trannies to Pokemon btw
>>151133667Fatefags are insufferable cunts>Oh you can't hurt a Servant because you lack muh mystery >Oh your magic fists get negated because muh magic resistence >Oh muh concepts>Oh muh hax>Oh muh Arcueid that can reach outerversal level just by being powered by the planet because the planet is actually multiversal level
>>151133688>What if pochita just ate himThen he'd die? He's just a normal really fast human with magical eyes.
>>151133408I'm glad this one exists in better quality now.
YawnCHAD, tell me who wins Mewtwo vs Shadow 2.
>>151133705All true btw. In Fate, haxs usually matter more than stats
>>151133649Yes. Yugikeks are insecure so they can't handle a little banter.
>>151133702Black and White are my favorite Pokemon games.
>>151133599Gamefreak hire this man
>>151133649Eh, Tea/Anzu is fair game since she liked Atem and then went to America
>>151133737No. the shitpost just doesn't work with certain characters who aren't even officially in a romantic relationship.
>>151133408I don't think this would work on Tanjiro, Yuji, Denji, Deku, and the one nerd from Dandadan
>>151133748Kektos...Gen 5 are heavily rw fascist conservative prolife evangelist republinazi games
Post more Pokemon fangame or genwar schizo stuff, this is the funniest stuff posted in /dbg/ nowadays
>>151133289That's his effect on most people who read the manga but don't follow the community hype. He has to be one of the most passive shounen rivals ever and his biggest moment in the whole manga feels like a pitty win.Pretty much all the cool fights you would think a rival character would get go to other characters. And most the rest of the cast just doesn't take him seriously.
>>151133788We all make mistakes. We cannot take back the past. That is why we must be better.
>>151133289Bakugo is considered an annoying cunt by most people but his fans are loud.
>>151131441I think Nier might be stronger to be honest
The past is the future thobeit
>>151133860He is but Kainé is stronger than him, so is Emil but he's kinda weird and Taro's obvious self-insert so I don't count him
If you're going to cuckpost with Yu-Gi-Oh characters, wait for Jaden/Judai Yuki to debut. There's a whole arc with a duel monster that was canonically in love with him to the point of obsession.
>w*j*kGentlemen...
>*Blocks your hero's path*
>>151133898taro's self insert is gay?
>>151133910Yubel is a hermaphrodite thobeit.
>>151133914...roll out the red carpet!
>>151133878How schizophrenic does one have to be make and understand this image
>>151133649Not really, most shonen love interests don't get with the heroine now-a-days. Meanwhile Mana, the real dark magician girl is probably the one Atem got with, since we know he passed on his genes and she's the only likely candidate we see.
Highest number of gen 5 fans are people who identify as LGBT and frequent pro-trany infested sites like restera>If it's not trannies, it's literal zoomers who grew up with gen 5 as their first game.The unova fanbase is pathetic, there's a good reason why the games are universally hated outside of /vp/ and restera. They're dogshit. Gen 5 sold the worst of any generation and reviewed the worst.Unova as a region is a bland linear circle filled with the most garbage routes in the series.The Pokemon gen 5 brought to us are universally hated and often times make up the majority of the worst Pokemon in the series lists. In the big Jap poll we had recently, there was lik 3 unova pokemon in the top 50, out of the bottom 10 eight (8) were occupied by unova pokemon with simisear being voted the absolute worst pokemon in the series.Gen 5 pokemon look like rick and morty garbage as well as cereal box mascots. They have the least amount of quality put into them of any other gens Pokemon, having no quality control what so ever.Gen 5 was also designed from the ground up to be an easier experience after kids struggled with Mt Coronet. The elite 4 got neutered going from having 5 Pokemon to 4. Infinitely usable TMs casualized the ever living shit out of the game allowing you to just teach all of your Pokemon shit like earthquake and other powerful moves.>Oh what's that, I'm going to be doing an ice gym next? One sec let me just teach all of my Pokemon FLAMETHROWER, oh I'm doing a dragon gym next, time to teach all of my pokemon ICE BEAMMoves like these were originally designed so that you had to pick and choose carefully who to pass them to.Your rivals are also a joke in these games, using mostly shitmons like the pidove line and the elemental monkeys all while having garbage movesets, suboptimal stats and 0 EV investment which both gen 4 and gen 7 actually had those things with optimal movepools.The writing of the games is also cringeworthy as fuck.
>>151131441Does 9S actually do better than her just because of his hacking?
Didn't read. OPUS 5 is the best Pokemon generation. My sister and I both agree.
I love Unova and I love Gen 5.
>>151133958I missed that one but if I had to say my favorite is Sinnoh
>>151133878Quantum Gemerald
I enjoyed almost all Pokemon gens, but it is true that being limited to only regional Pokemon was an awful idea in the first Black and White
>>151133968>>151133958gen 5 started gym leaders having only 3 pokemon at mostgen 5 started the elite four having only 4 pokemongen 5 started rivals handing you constant free healing itemsgen 5 started free lucky egggen 5 started putting a chansey expy in every routegen 5 started doctors in every dungeon areagen 5 started making the region a straight path to prevent people from not knowing how to progressgen 5 started npcs explaining mechanics to you even when you tell them not to explain mechanics to yougen 5 started westerners making ugly pokemongen 5 started poison not damaging you in the overworld anymoregen 5 started the removal of content we'd never see in any future game like safari zone, game corner, battle frontier, and moregen 5 started giving you a gift pokemon specifically to deal with a type disadvantage against the gym leadergen 5 started making strength boulders 2x2 tiles to make puzzles with them non-existentgen 5 started diversitygen 5 started making the region a foreign theme park gimmick regionCopeAndSeethe
My favorite game is Pokemon Black and my favorite Death Battle is Kratos vs Asura.
>>151133990Are you going to continue ass void posting for other characters or just Godzilla?
>>151133985No? That was the best idea from that generation. Every pokemon game I try to play with only new mons from that generation. That was hard in most games. Especially sinnoh. My team was ass in sinnoh.
>Gen 5 had to pay IGN offKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>151133940Also, when Atem went back to the spirit world (also Egypt, for some reason), we clearly see Mana waiting for him.
>>151133720Great man or better man?
>>151134007I just read a doujin where this guy had a nerdy girl who dressed up as her and they have cosplay sex together
>OMFS CHAD IS THAT YOU?!??!??!?>LONG TIME NO SEE FRIENDERINO I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU AGAIN>REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PLAYING POKEMON BLACK (GEN 5 BEST GEN BTW) AND AFTERWARDS YOU CLAPPED MY CHEEKS AT THE GYM SHOWERS??? GOOD TIMES LMAO. AT FIRST I DIDN'T CONSENT AND I CRIED AND SCREAMED AND TRIED TO FIGHT BACK BUT I EVENTUALLY SUCCUMBED TO YOUR POUNDING. MY ASS BLED SO MUCH WHEN YOU TOOK MY ANAL VIRGINITY BUT IT FELT SOOOOOOO GOOD.>EVER SINCE THAT EVENT I'VE BEEN CROSSDRESSING LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND TRIED TO IMPRESS YOU WHILE PLAYING POKEMON BLACK 2 BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS IGNORED ME. I JUST WANTED TO BE THE GIRLY SISSY SLUT WHO SUBMITS TO YOUR DEMANDS AND DOES EVERYTHING THAT YOU'D ORDER ME TO DO.>WELL I'M MARRIED NOW WITH TWO STEP-CHILDREN AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO BECOME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND & BULL. PLEASE ACCEPT THE OFFER, I IMPLORE YOU. MY WIFE NEEDS A GOOD FUCKING FROM AN ALPHA CHAD BULL WHILE I WATCH, MASTURBATE, CRY, REPLAY POKEMON BLACK AND CONTEMPLATE ABOUT MY LIFE CHOICES IN THE CORNER LIKE A PATHETIC SÖY CUĆK FAGGOT AS YOU RAM MY WIFE WITH YOUR MASSIVE JUICY WET HARD COCK AND IMPREGNATE HER WITH YOUR DELICIOUS FERTILE SEMEN
>>151133999>Every pokemon game I try to play with only new mons from that generationThat's what you like to do, no need to force everyone to do the same.Specially because after a while it just feels like you are constantly fighting the same monsters over and over again, it gets boring
KINGnova. That is all.
>>151134023SonicDEITY btw.
>>151133950Yes, but not good enough to match A2 since she was holding back all the time against him
>>151134026The alternative is being someone who likes seeing Charizard in every game and I don't think subhuman opinions are worth listening to.>OH MY GOODNESS THE GAME DIDNT HAVE PIKACHU?!? IM GONNA... IM GONNA... SCREAM AHHHHH NO PIKACHU HOW COULD THEY I NEEED MY GEN WUNARINOOOOOO!
>KINGno-*ACKK*
>>151134058Why is the left better on every row?
>>151134051>someone who likes seeing Charizard in every game>I-IT'S OKAY WHEN UNOVA DOES ITeverytime
>>151134066soul vs soulless
>>151134016gun to my head, Kenshiro or Kratos, I would pick Kratos
>>151134066Because you don't have standards
>>151134069What the fuck are you talking about schizo ass nigga?
>>151133927Is that a bad thing?
>he hasn't even played gen 5 and still praises itI understand, not a lot of people had the stomach to play through it after you're gifted the literal poop monkey at the start
>>151134082This looks amazing for a handheld. I like how expansive it is. Soulful
>YOU HAVENT PLAYED GEN 5!!!!I captured every pokemon nigga. Try projecting harder.
Hmm yeah I don't think you did
>>151134016We must be better.
>>151134051>People want to play with their favorite Pokemon >Somehow this is a bad thing I get why Unovatards get bullied
>>151133255The MC from hitman reborn is unironically a better version of Deku because he actually put in work and did his job as a mob boss then returned to a normal life.
Bet nigga. Post your savefile or I win by default.Unova is KINO btw
>>151134016>great man>make shit tons of money on pachinko and be really cool but get a shit new anime>better man>make a bunch of money but be a memed-to-death cuck on /dbg/ who gets snoy movie gamesI mean it isn't that hard to pick
You can beat Shitnova in like 10 hours, it's not an accomplishmentBTW people pretend Gen 5 are the hardest games in the franchise
>you need heckin STRATEGY to beat Gen 5 bros!!!
>>151134225Greektos is cooler though
>difficultyEvery single pokemon game is piss easy lol, try playing a real RPG
>>151134254Greektos isn't a better man though
>>151129988TRVTH NVKE
>>151134227>people pretend Gen 5 are the hardest games in the franchise>LITERAL IESLBKEKYPOW! I won>>151134243Pokemon games are for LITERAL toddlers
>this cope againThere are Pokemon games objectively more difficult than Gen 5 (when it's possibly the easiest game), and borts specifically try to sell it's "difficulty" as a high point
>Strawman argumentsYou are a schizo nigger
>>151134282>>people pretend Gen 5 are the hardest games in the franchisenta but there are no grammar or spelling mistakes in this sentence
>>151134275
>>151134295There actually is one. It read are incoherent to me, a native.>People pretend the Gen 5 games are the hardest games in the franchiseThis is how it should have been written.
>>151134303>People pretend the Gen 5 games are the hardest in the franchiseMinor fix
>>151134154>NOOO LET ME PLAY WITH CHARIZARD IN EVERY GAME!!You are mentally a toddler.
>Bort is so Indian that he thinks perfect English is ESL
>>151134338Post yourself speaking into the microphone, nigger. You don't speak with perfect English, not even close.
SPRINGTRAP IS FUCKING DEADhttps://x.com/Man0fActi0n/status/1985778931899728150
Reminder that Gen 5 added a challenge mode but it was so badly coded that even though enemies had higher levels they still had the exact same stats as they did at lower levelsThis meant that since the opponents had higher levels, they would give you more experience and thus make you more powerful relative to themAnd people STILL called that the peak of difficulty for years because no one noticed this
K-kingtrap...? Kingtrap...KINGTRAAAAAAAAAAP! kingtrap........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151134284Aloha totem mons are made to be raid bosses you prepare for and have a well balanced team they also will usually have better EVs and IVs than you and be unaffected by most status lowering moves. They're mostly bullshit in their difficulty.
I know Kingtrap will be back. I do not feel any despair.
>>151134387>you prepare for and have a well balanced team Oh, so more than anything I need to do in Shitnova, got it
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>>151134403I like how you gloss over the fact they always have better EVs and IVs than you and can't be affected by a lot of status moves a lot of the time.
>>151134385Junkofags should be sad, now they don't get to kill Willy in front of everyone
DUDE THEY JUST DROPPED THE PREVIEW FOR DANTE VS CLIVE!
>>151134442Junkotrap will happen eventually and after this we are guaranteed to get 2x2 buffs
>>151134436>like how you gloss over the fact they always have better EVs and IVs than youAnd why couldn't Shitnova have done this?
>I'm making a new Pokemon game>Oh a new Pokemon game? A game that's new would be on the new console, right?>No, this new game is on the old console.>The old console? Wouldn't a new game be on the new console?>No, it's going to be on the old one.>Ah, I see.>Yeah, and in it, we are putting in a "Challenge mode" that will be really fun for fans>A challenge mode! Great idea! It must be pretty hard to beat this new game on something called “Challenge Mode”.>Oh yeah, it's essentially the same game but you will have every trainer being a couple levels higher, and maybe have an extra Pokemon.>That doesn't sound challenging at all, that sounds unchallenging. It sounds like that should be in the base game>The base game?>The game at it's base, yeah.the easy mode, yeah.>Oh yeah, well there will also be an easy mode as well>An easy mode in a Pokemon game? I suppose that would be okay, as long as you can select any of them from the get go.>Oh no, you have to unlock those from another completed safe file to unlock it in your game>Another person with a completed file to unlock it for you? Is that what I am hearing?>Yup, that is correct.>Just to unlock the hard mode?>On no, the easy mode too>To unlock the easy mode!?>Yeah, easy mode as well.>Huh I do not think that is a good idea>Oh no? Not a good idea?>No, not at all, it's a terrible idea.>Well, it's already out and it's sold millions.>Millions?>Oh yeah, millions>Well if you say so, I guess it was a good idea. We will have to implement it in the later games>Oh yeah no, we aren't going to do that.>You aren't going to do that?>Nope.
>borts unironically think fucking CHEREN is one of the hardest bosses in the entire seriesOH NONONONONONOAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE NOT A PIGEON I HAVE TO CLICK A 1 MORE TIME FOR
>>151134514Nobody said that
>objectively less content and more linear than pretty much every other RPG>B-BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE CHARIZARD (it actually does, but we won't point that out) SO IT'S LE GOOD!
>he's still going
>>151134560Shartnova almost killed Pokemon, it deserves pretty much any amount of ridicule if you're a Pokemon fan
>>151134100Is there any reason why the game couldn't render a small area properly
>>151134571>almost killed PokemonAnd it's a damn shame it didn't succeed
>>151134557>>objectively less contentMore*>More linearIt has tons of side locations to check out which actually matters, unlike several prior entries. No one cared when Final Fantasy X was a straight line for most of the game.
