Here's your date, bro.
This is what Tina is gonna look like in a couple of years.
>>151131542Thats not how it works. We've seen the mother
>>151131588>olive skin>a bubble butt>blue eyesWell where's the lie though?
>>151131105>>151131588Time is a flat circle, Linda wore an pink blouse with a carmen neckline during high school and now Tina wants a pink tube top just as she going into high school.
>>151131105Woah MAma!!!
>>151131105>>151132126I never realized how erotic shoulders are...
>>151131105Good lord she's practically topless!
Tina is not that realistic, IRL plenty guys in their 20s and 30s would go for her for the sheer fact that she's 13
>>151131105>>151131832>trust me Tina you don't want to buy that top.>at first you think it's great because you look cute and everyone acts friendlier towards ya.>but then one of your girls slips out during free period and you got to go to the Principal's office who give you his home phone number.
>>151131105But I’m not a republican.
>>151132236>shows a minor league baseball team>none of the players are trying to hit on Tina That's how you know it's fiction.
>>151132335Tina loves working up a sweat.
>>151132788There's a very specific hentai plot about a baseball team manager taking "care" of the team that would fit great here.
>>151132818I mean it would be almost out of character for Louise and Gene not to constantly grope and play around with Tina's boobs right? For Louise it gets a reaction and for Gene it gets attention, that's what they crave.
>>151132882And for Tina, it gets sexual pleasure.
>>151132940>Louise can pinch and tweak with pinpoint accuracy through any bra or top.>Gene can knead Tina like dough with their hands being soft as a girl's but strong like a boy's.
>>151132882>it would be almost out of character for Louise and Gene not to constantly grope and play around with Tina's boobs right?You mean like this?
>>151133514Exactly like that, man for a second I thought I was fantasizing this but there's no boundaries between the Belchers sisters. Really out a retrospective on Louise being Tina's kissing coach huh? >ok Tina you'l be you and I'll be Jimmy jr and you're gonna have to try and slip me the tongue
>>151132818>>151133514Look, they are squishy ;P
>>151132940A win/win for everyone involved From Tina to Gene and Louise to anyone lucky enough to see it.
>>151134008Tina was Louise's first. She would've been Gene's, but Linda beat her to the punch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QobnamJkC-k
>>151131105>huge tits for her age>low self esteem>horny all of the timeI see only upsides here
>>151134217>Ken the Albino beat her to the punch.Ftfy
>>151134230Damn Tina looked good in that dress mext to Josh.
>>151134311Pretty sure I meant Linda.
>>151134263Tina is a secret turboslut. She frequents the school glory hole.
Could've been worse, could've been Tammy. Tina is probably somewhere in the middle of attractiveness scale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc1htX3q-F0Louise does a funny dance.
Once Louise reaches puberty, nobody will be safe.
>>151135202>Tina is a secret turboslutSecret?
>>151135188
Chloe x Logan is the true endgame
>>151135810Fuck I'm jonesing for a Chole Barbash episode bad.
>>151135720Damn Tina...
>>151135720>when the beat hits just right
>>151135810>>151135889We're getting a Logan episode for Christmas and while it's unlikely Chloe would show up I wish she would so we can all just confirm that Logan is a filthy pedo who is in fact flirting( or trying to ) with little girls.
>>151136199>We're getting a LoganReally? I thought they retired the character.
>>151136393No they been back to using him since season 14.
>>151136549Damn, I haven't watched new seasons for a while.
>>151136573The latter half of Season 15 and Season 16 been return to form.
>>151134336She does and it's her posture really.
>>151136633That's Tina's problem, she slouches.
>>151131105Why is the artstyle in this show so ugly? Why are they all chinlets?
>>151136649Look at this, what a vast improvement of how she normally carries herself.
>>151136668This why Princesses and Noblewomen are taught about posture, they understand it makes a difference.
Have there been any Kaylee Morganstern sightings lately?
>>151136668It's like her cupsize doubled.
>>151136726Sadly only in these 4th grade classroom shots, just like Chloe Barbash.
>>151136754Importance of standing up straight, Confidence brings out the C Cups.
>>151136843That's a shame. Interplay between Louise and the 4th grade girls was always fun.
>>151136843And even worse is how they flim these is left panning transitions so while Chloe gets lucky with the odd face forward non-speaking cameo Kaylee does not.>>151137203Yeah Wagstaff is the secondary setting and logically would have more of a reason to be regulars.
>>151136726>>151137203I'll always remember that one time where Chloe and Kaylee were sitting together and quickly got on the same page.>we like prizes>we want a class party>we will cut whichever motherfucker that gets in our way of the class party
>>151134263>what is, pregnancy for 500 alex?
>>151137953Awww babies making babies.
>>151131105They made her boobies smaller after the first season
>>151138070Not really after the first season, these >>151136668 , >>151136924 are from the third season but I feel like by 8th season they were markedly smaller.
>>151131105Puta
>>151138070>>151138343I went and checked and you can see it was season 4.
>>151138997The same season where they completely whiffed Millie AND Jessica's debut?
>>151137724best girls best friends
>>151139497Best girls best frenemies
>>151139547Chloe Barbash, best girl.
>>151136924More like double D's.
>>151138003I read this in Linda's voice.
>>151139999>Double-D'sThat's a good start.
>>151140013It's gonna be something she's saying a lot as I see teen pregnancies in all her kid's lives.
>>151135810>>151136199>>151139547>Chloe Barbash blows high school boys blah blah>if Louise knew writing this in the girl's bathroom->and the gym lockers>and in library books>and desks>and the boy's bathroom>that it would blow ( lol ) up like this she would still do it but try to make it sound cooler like alliteration or make it a movie reference like Dad does his burgers>BUT if she knew that Chloe could actually find out that Louise was the one doing this she probably wouldn't cooled it just a bit
>>151140830>now Chloe hasn't directly confronted Louise about it>but that's only has put her on edge as Chloe wasn't shy about using her influence to let Louise know that she was pissed>at least a dozen girls, from Kaylee to Fifth Grade Megan, have come up to Louise telling her that Chloe is angry at her>even Rudy has picked up on something and asked if everything is alright between her and Chloe>this is like the first time Louise has ever got to Chloe as bad Chloe gets to her but it's been a dizzy and queasy win>because for about a week and half, about the entire time Louise has been tagging every other surface with "Chloe Barbash blows high school boys", Louise has been thinking two things:>goddamnit Chloe Barbash is so pretty and I want to slap her beatiful face just slap it just slap that horrible awful beatiful face>and that Louise Belcher wants to blow high school boys>well a specific high school boy; friggin Logan Barry Bush.
>>151141140>two and a half weeks ago Louise truthfully didn't even know what a blowjob was>she knew what sex was, kinda, through being smart and putting things together>tv and movies, Tina and Gene, whispered and not so whispered conversations in the resturant defined sex for louise, something naughty you do with your private parts that everyone loves to do or think or joke about>which is just what Louise would assume blowjobs are, a sex joke about your private parts >that's until Gene - that's right, Gene -was caught sitting at the kitchen table watching porn on the family labtop late at night by Tina and Louise>and instead of shutting the computer down her and Tina just sat right next to Gene and all three watched some videos together >and now Louise knows a blowjob is way more than just an inside joke as she watched the pretty read head with green eyes smugly smiling up at the handsome blonde with an intense but amused glare growls at her to put it back in her mouth
>>151140173I feel like her kids would actually be smart and responsible about it.
>>151140125Triple G's?
>>151141916Ferreal?
>>151142074now you're just saying letters.
>>151131105Well...as long as shes underaged
>>151142074gg no re
>>151142097It's Loren getting paranoid and trying to control non-canon narratives
>>151131105Reminder that Tina Belcher used to have bigger tits at the start of the show but the creators made a conscious decision to nerf the size of her tits.
>>151143786>Tina Belcher's tits before
>>151143799>Tina Belcher's tits now
>>151143786>>151143799>>151143808The bigger you make a girl's tits, the harder it becomes to justify them being single.
>>151143827Tina is voiced by a man and when this happens in cartoons they often like treating it as a gag that the girl with a man voice happens to have a stereotypically sexy female body.Look at Dr Girlfriend. Her voice is very jarring when you first meet her but after the show being around for decades a lot of anons just got so used to it they end up forgetting she has a prominent man voice.
>>151143808>>151143827Maybe she no longer feels the need to stuff her bra?
>>151144344Where's the fun in assuming that? That's a serious question by the way because I feel like this is just an anti-fetish for you.
>>151144344That's not how stuffing your bra works.
>>151141916Does this look like a face that has a strong pull out game?
>>151144624Boys can't be pregnant, silly.
>>151144631Gene is a girl tho
>>151144857See, boys don't wear skirts or dresses.
Do NOT give Tina access to 2025 chatbots
>>151144993Ot's cool, just tell her ChatGPT can never have a butt.
>>151139547Louise and Chloe are a fun duo because of how different their relationship with their femininity is. Chloe is already playing mind games and using her looks to get what she wants, while Louise is very self-conscious and not like the other girls.
>>151132818
>>151144631Not with that kind of attitudeAnd it's not like he'd notice it with his body type, anyway
>>151144513That's exactly how it works.Stuff them with once folded socks, filled stocking, whatever padding you want to make your breasts look bigger.
>>151145361Would she stuff her bra sitting alone in the lockers?
>>151145870Or her swimsuit?
>>151145898But here's proof evidence that Tina doesn't stuff her bra.
>>151145929See, no bra strap means no bra to stuff.
>>151145079I have a whole theory aka fanfic about how Louise is fighting a losing battle not to be Chloe's friend and that's the war Chloe has always been waging. I think Chloe, like a lot of girls in Louise's class, wants to be friends with Louise and as Queen Bee she's making it a personal goal.You will be assimilated with the girlies Louise Belcher, the hive will not be denied its strongest soldier.
>>151146137I even go a step further and assume Chloe's approach to being Louise's friend is similar to domesticating a feral stray to be a housecat.
>>151145940Let me tell you about a great new invention called a strapless bra, which also happens to be available in the push-up variant.
>>151146376But where's the evidence that's what Tina is doing? Where's the padding? Where's the strapless pushup bra? Why does that pushup bra not actually push up?That's another thing that really puts a hole in your theory, the weight being shown being dragged down.
>>151146612Do some girls stuff? Sure, maybe. Do girls stuff as much as >>151146376 thinks? Doubt it. Stuffing your bra is too much of a gamble for little gain:>you get a severely limited wardrobe Can't risk your padding being seen or fall out right? How many cute tops does that automatically eliminate? What about bikinis? Maybe this shit could fly in the midwest but Tina literally lives next to a beach, swimsuit season is 100% a thing here.>you get no respiteYou either get big tits or you just never not stop stuffing your bra till you graduate and move out of town because how do you explain your tits going down a cup size overnight? >can you even hook up with someone?Like seriously boob stuff is off the top or else the jig is up.
>>151141916>>151142097Nah frfr The Belcher Sisters don't just let any buster hit raw, you got to see you can actually handle their simmer before getting that heat.
>>151144631That's not what I ask: I said does this look like the face that leaves you with a strong pull out game?
Tina,Linda,and Gale have whoreish tendencies. Louise does too but she's wired differently so it makes her crazy and rebellious towards it. Gene is very much like Bob but since he didn't have to work like Bob,he's more expressive with his creativity.
>>151131105Whoa, that's way too much bare shoulder!
>>151147628Bare shoulders? More like bare WHORE-lders!
>>151147510Does Linda have whoreish tendencies? She's pretty loyal. Tina/Gayle are whores of their generation, Linda/Louise are clingy psychos.
>>151146612>>151146713So what's your explanation?A breast reduction surgery?Tina might have gotten back pains from her voluptuous bosoms.
>>151148016My explanation would be there is no explanation as there is can be no in-universe rationalization to how Tina's boobs got smaller without anyone noticing because no one within universe ever noticed Tina had big boobs in the first place.
>>151148016Just lost a little fat.
>>151148209Without ever working out or exercising and only in her boobs and she stopped without focusing on anything else? You don't have to go even extra centimeter to justify the changes because it's them who are wrong.
>>151148016>>151148207The way I see it, this is a case where canon has zero hope to trump fanon because how do you explain to the fans that they are wrong for thinking Tina has big boobs?
>>151148445Because what's wrong with Tina having big boobs that Bob's Burgers feels like they have to silently walk it back? It's not her age making it inappropriate, as Tina's whole shtick is being a horny 13 year old girl. Could it be that Tina has to be unpopular and ergo just cannot have big boobs? But that's like saying if you're a teenage girl with big boobs then you really have no excuse to be unpopular as big boobs alone can make shy, awkward, possibly autistic Tina popular then the same should be true for anyone.Just take the L which is actually a BIG W and be teal and raw by saying that yeah, Tina has big boobs.
>>151148209In all the wrong places?
>>151131105Honestly Tina looks like she smells to me, all the time. So, no.
>>151148679It's because Loren banked hard on recapturing the tone of old Simpsons episodes where the lesson mattered more than the characters
>>151148445I'm getting a big Pacifica vibe here.
>>151148782You know it's funny because on one hand you're right, the show does make B.O. jokes at Tina's expense.But on the other hand I think you and the show are wrong for labeling Tina, and honestly the rest of the belchers, as unhygienic as it reinforces classist stereotypes about casual eateries like diners and burger joins similar to Bob's pretty prevalent among Americans from the latter 20th century.
>>151148869Sadly Loren seemed to forget meaning or purpose to the message as well neglecting the character.
>>151148874People can try and say it's perfectly character that these two completely different characters, almost polar opposite, would stuff their bra before character development gave them the confidence to be chestlets.But the reality is that these cartoonist think you're either too dumb to notice the breast reduction or just too chickenshit to call them out on it.
>>151145079>>151146174Award winning showcat somehow keeps bringing feral alleycat that it fights with into the house and forcing the stray into its plushest catbed where they just stare and growl at each then fell asleep cuddling each other.
>>151149214They can get away with it because they can handwave it by calling you a weirdo for wanting a child's breasts to be consistent. Or they'll use the Sugar excuse about being on model.
>>151149740>can LITERALLY make you cum from kisses alone
>>151149994Well that's where Bob's burgers fucked up as they don't have that excuse to fall back on like Gravity Falls, Tina was consistently shown to have big boobs right when Bob's Burgers had the most widespread attention. That's why it's not just us but the fandom in general that describes Tina as having big boobs.
>>151148782Her feet canonically stink.
>>151150646Ordor eaters exist.
>>151150429Gravity Falls doesn't really either. Inconsistent character design is still inconsistent. They just can't use the crutch of being a kid's show. Bob's Burgers would be better if they actually kept a cotinuity where the kids also aged in time with the show. It's too aimless to go on as long as it has.
>>151150832Right, like right season 16 is shaping to be a good one but ever since after the movie it's hard to get excited knowing how strong the status quo is.
>>151149001The result is like the animated form of a Frank Reynolds inspirational rambling
>>151150890And I like the movie well enough. I just didn't pick the series since. Kinda like how The Simpsons never picked up steam again after their movie.
>>151150974I left both movies thinking "you know what? Move on." so you're right. Like Bob, maybe you need a new location? Cut ties with that resturant that's right next to a crematorium, maybe do some research about what could actually work and start anew.
>>151151061It's like they're trying to push the message of "poverty builds character, your income defines your cultural status"
>>151151156>starving artists are the best people in the world>being popular and well liked is a sign of weakness
>>151151156>>151151193But there's also the unspoken reality of how Bob really only stays in business because he's friends with his rich landlord who is lenient with collecting rent and willing to pay Bob for doing eccentric favors.
>>151150646That's why, contrary to Louise, she's wearing socks most of the time.
>>151151156>>151151264If Bob was a rich and successful restauranteur would the show really be any different?
im rewatching season 1 and forgot how fucking demonic louise was
>>151151972>the way she winked Louise please you're only 9!
>>151152143>that damned crazy stare and grinLouise how I missed you.
>>151152596Here's the thing: Chloe Barbash was right.Louise was being a fucking baby because she had a magical thinking hangup that the hat made her brave. It's only after a needless murder mystery plot does Louise realize that no fucking duh hats don't make you brave and stop being a baby by doing the thing she was invinted to do in the first place.
>>151152732It's not even the interesting kind of convoluted like the Simpsons Movie plot was, because the stakes are too small and pedantic
>>151152792It's like they only got the brainstorming part and decided that was good enough for the plot.
>>151153275Even then it seems they only focused on the most sterile, social-media-friendly ideas imaginable
>>151135720Think it's funny she's canonically a bad/weird dancer. Remember when Harley said so about dance class?
>>151153455>ok guys, Murder...Mystery...Musical and we're done.>alright see you all in 10 years from now to actually do this thing even though we all work on a weekly show together. >hey Jay don't go fall into any conspiracy rabbit holes over the weekend lol.
>>151131105Isn't she retarded or something?
>>151153561Bread and circuses can only last until the bread goes stale and moldy
>>151153600On the spectrum.
>>151153516I remember how mad she got when Harley said that.
>>151153661Louise so wanted to say fuck you Harley here.
>>151148876>that episode where she was on video with jimmy jr as a robot and linda walks into the room and comments on the stench in front of the camera
>>151132236chrishansen.jpg
>>151132236reminder that that would be statutory rape in every US state
>>151154083>>151154108Hey anon isn't saying they're right for doing so, just that realistically speaking there are people like that out there.
>>151154083>suicidesenator.jpg
>>151154108This is a miserable fat roastie who of course did do stuff with adult men at 13 and regrets it now (they all did).
>>151153977This might be kinda of a tangent but it is fucked up there's only one bathroom for five people. Like damn the kids all have a hangup about hygiene when
>>151153516Harley is a pleb who doesn't even know who Doris Humphrey is! She said her favorite dancer of all time was Misty Copeland! OF ALL TIME! shut up Harley!
Bump
>>151148445>this is a case where canon has zero hope to trump fanon because how do you explain to the fans that they are wrong for thinking Tina has big boobs?For another example of this phenomena see Velma from Scooby Doo. Her wearing a sweater left too much to the imagination regarding her sweater puppies. Now the kids who grew up imagining Velma has big tits are themselves writing/drawing newer Scooby Doo media so have inserted their own "Velma has big titties" headcanon into the actual cartoons.
>>151151061>Cut ties with that resturant that's right next to a crematoriumThe original pitch for Bob's Burgers is that the family was a bunch of cannibals using human meat for their burgers, but this concept was abandoned. So I wouldn't be surprised if being next to a crematorium was a holdover from that original concept.
>>151155304>try the priest but it's sung by LindaNo but seriously the red on white and black would've been an eye strain.
>>151152596>>151152732Let's acknowledge that Louise's side arc in this film was started cause she refused to go on the bar and claim it was due to her being scare that her hat will fall off. It's more logical that if Louise did do it and she screw she'd ends up stuck upside down her long dress would fall down.
>>151155199And coincidentally there's a lot of Velma in Tina's design.
>>151153656And of the worst kind, can't even count toothpicks.
>>151155497And in doing so let's also acknowledge the animators had to give Chloe and her friends wholly different designs for this because they usually wear dresses just like Louise.
>>151155736Abby - dress
>>151155773Harley-dressWhat does this prove? Not much but the fact the forethought of putting them in pants means >>151155497 is a material reality.
>>151155304>The original pitch for Bob's Burgers is that the family was a bunch of cannibals using human meat for their burgers, but this concept was abandoned. So I wouldn't be surprised if being next to a crematorium was a holdover from that original concept.not quite true, they added the cannibalism thing for that specific pitch reel cause they thought they needed an edgy hook to get greenlit by Fox(since you know this was right around the time Family Guy was pivoting towards being ultra edgy), and Fox immediately told them it was unnecessary and to get rid of it
>>151156081>Bob's Burgers cannibal pitch was a ployWHAT! my world is blown apart.
>>151149829>cat fight noises
